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OUTRO: Pounding Away Special [R18] · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and ticked
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  Speaker 2: off for druggings for to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I'm just saying directly behind you, the guy having
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  Speaker 4: a vape outside, he's running the same vapor as I am.
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  Speaker 4: He's the first guy I've seen running the same vapor
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  Speaker 4: as me.
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  Speaker 5: We're a backbone.
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  Speaker 4: He's a massive backbone. I don't bring my vape to
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  Speaker 4: work anymore, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Fields.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's right. It's been a good change for you, man.
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  Speaker 2: Bring it to golf tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, well so literally just asking yes, I will kizy, yes,
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  Speaker 1: especially if I'm having to suppress my rage.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Did you use your vape Sundy when you were playing golf.
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  Speaker 3: Quite a lot?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, I'm trying to cut back on the
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  Speaker 4: old vapor as well, because I was actually hitting my
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  Speaker 4: lungs more than the Bloody Cities did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's not good. I just nic read again.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's good that you've come out the other
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  Speaker 5: side of this because you're sort of in this period
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  Speaker 5: where you were celebrating. Yeah, it's good, but I have
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  Speaker 5: been a vapist, and I know that it's ship siggies,
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  Speaker 5: And you're.
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  Speaker 4: Right as people say, it's like it's very convenient to
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  Speaker 4: just wheeze away on.
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  Speaker 2: You literally could smoke a whole vape in here and
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't set off anything.
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  Speaker 5: No, whereas ciggies.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you have to go outside and put the whole.
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  Speaker 5: And also people hate it. And also so you're actually
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  Speaker 5: more likely to smoke less because people hate it and
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  Speaker 5: you're like, I can't be bothered.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and also it's not a sexy after you've made
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  Speaker 4: love having a vape instead of a darry.
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  Speaker 2: I can imagine you sort of like pounding away just
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  Speaker 2: with the vape in your mouth and breathing heavily, excuseweak easy,
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  Speaker 2: and it's the vapes out one side and you're just
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  Speaker 2: bounding away vaping, and you're vaping.
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  Speaker 5: I can see it. Yeah, we can all see. It
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  Speaker 5: has got a really low value for you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, look I've got I've got to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm you know, I'm slightly complimented by the fact that
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  Speaker 4: you think I pound away.
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  Speaker 5: He's got to pound away.
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  Speaker 4: I've never pounded away.
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  Speaker 3: I have never pounded.
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  Speaker 2: Away, pounding away with that, and you've got that head
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  Speaker 2: off like a rabbit, and you've got a rabbit sort
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  Speaker 2: of cotton tails, and you're really getting those hind legs, and.
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  Speaker 5: You got that. He turns and was kept round backwards
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  Speaker 5: because he means business.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 6: Pounding away is a horrendous team. It's I think pound
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  Speaker 6: it's a standard. Yeah, what's wrong with pounding away?
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  Speaker 3: Well, just.
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  Speaker 5: It's disgusting in what way though?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's just I don't want someone pounding away at me.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you don't, and just.
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  Speaker 3: The con pounding away it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like, to be honest, it was just a turn of
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  Speaker 2: phrase that I chose to do.
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  Speaker 3: It's just to do. It's aggressive, it's full on.
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  Speaker 5: It can be.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I can.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine pugs an pounding away, for example, but I don't
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  Speaker 4: like to think about it.
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  Speaker 5: You can and you dose, you can and you do
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  Speaker 5: not you can think think about it.
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  Speaker 4: If I think of any of you guys pounding away,
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  Speaker 4: I immediately have a very very poor opinion of all
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  Speaker 4: of you.
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  Speaker 2: Can you picture me pounding away?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to, and I'm not going to.
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  Speaker 5: Because I because then you have to. But weirly, the
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  Speaker 5: partners aren't there. It's only it's only you. I'm just
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  Speaker 5: a pounding away with a silhouette.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no the partners aren't there.
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  Speaker 5: What I've just sort of I'm looking up at you.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm sort of p o V maybe a little
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  Speaker 5: bit over the shoulder you.
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  Speaker 2: Put yourself and Doggy and you're sort of looking back.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't imagine you being as exotica as getting
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  Speaker 5: into Doggy at any point, as doggie exoticas for you.
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  Speaker 5: It is for me.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've been pretty drunk to do that, even to
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  Speaker 7: have the lights on his Oh yeah, but you're not
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  Speaker 7: sorry Jase for saying that you pound away?
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  Speaker 5: What do you do?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you.
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  Speaker 5: If you want to my love making technique, do you
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  Speaker 5: engage your circular hip?
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  Speaker 3: Makes to say, don't you it was not pounding away?
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  Speaker 3: What is it? I'm not telling you what it is, man, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: What I'll do is I'm going to do like a tempo.
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  Speaker 5: You stop me? You stopped me?
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  Speaker 8: No, No, no, no, no, yes.
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  Speaker 5: Jesus, those last two pumps.
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  Speaker 4: Even there pumps its phrase it is.
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  Speaker 3: I'm appalled by all of you. So's pegs and studio be.
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  Speaker 2: Literally and loving it. He's filming this and loving it.
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  Speaker 2: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hiarchy. Remember the Wacky Big Show podcast. If you
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  Speaker 2: had to sort of watch one of us pounds no keysy.
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  Speaker 5: You get your opportunity in Fiji.
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  Speaker 3: I have no interest in watching you guys pounds away.
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  Speaker 3: I could not think of anything more horrendous.
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  Speaker 2: Swingers Club come to Fiji.
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  Speaker 5: What do you lose this get up to today? You
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  Speaker 5: don't care, man, I'm interested none of your minutes. In
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  Speaker 5: one second.
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  Speaker 2: I did a gaming podcast, yeah g baby, extreme gamers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, check it out. You get your gaming podcast.
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  Speaker 2: And I took my trucky for a warrant. I had
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  Speaker 2: it go flew through, always does, always does. But I
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  Speaker 2: actually spend more time yacking to the mechanic and his
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  Speaker 2: son Jack, who are family friends of ours.
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  Speaker 5: I'll go to a.
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  Speaker 4: Family friend that's giving you the warrant.
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  Speaker 3: You don't worry about it, mate, No.
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  Speaker 5: The days of dodgy warrants. You can't.
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  Speaker 1: Look.
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  Speaker 3: You've gotta be careful with this little truck. If you
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  Speaker 3: could go up at flat and flames at any.
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  Speaker 5: Stage, but as long as the breaks where.
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  Speaker 3: That always used to fund me off.
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  Speaker 5: What you know?
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  Speaker 3: You know, you've got to change your tires. It's like, really.
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  Speaker 5: On the tread, not thread, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Thread on the tires. Well it's I guess you know,
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  Speaker 2: because you've got to. You've got your whole family and
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  Speaker 2: then you want to keep them safe, right, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: why not. So that's the thing that's what makes me go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: ye're fair enough. But I guess you don't. Oh, you
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  Speaker 2: don't think about stuff like that.
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  Speaker 5: Too, busy pounding away exactly, driving?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, holy well, you going to change it up feelings?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, isn't manuel as well? God,
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  Speaker 2: what I just asked about that the transmission of your
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  Speaker 2: car as manual, and you're picturing some sort of.
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  Speaker 3: Weird Why why did you ask?
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  Speaker 2: If it was because you'd be pounding away and driving
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  Speaker 2: and shifting gears. I thought that would be a lot
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  Speaker 2: harder than Yeah. Yeah, what do you do today? What
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  Speaker 2: did I do today? When my cousin turned out? He
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  Speaker 2: turned out?
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  Speaker 5: He flew in from the Murca Marca, So hang out
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  Speaker 5: with him for a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Has he been working there?
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  Speaker 5: No? No, his missus is American therein I think the
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  Speaker 5: Carolina is somewhere, so been down there for three months
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  Speaker 5: he's been there, but of course I visited a visitors visa,
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  Speaker 5: so he had to get out on the three months.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he sends you to a foreign goo leg, if America.
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  Speaker 5: Even a local goo leg. Yes, yes, but then he bailed.
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  Speaker 5: He was initially going to stay the night, but then
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  Speaker 5: he thought, well before this jet leg kicks, and why
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  Speaker 5: didn't I drive to the Hawk's Bay. Good idea. So
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  Speaker 5: he drove through the night. No, he landed this morning
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  Speaker 5: and he was about midday or one, and then he
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  Speaker 5: and then he drove off. Yeah, okay, so all things
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  Speaker 5: going well, he's made it. Yeah, so nothing too excited, Hi, man,
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  Speaker 5: and just work. I don't know, man, I'm just sort
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  Speaker 5: of waiting for the next thing to come along. I
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  Speaker 5: just need this bloody swingers club to turn up, to
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  Speaker 5: be completely honest with you, how long have we got?
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  Speaker 3: Got?
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  Speaker 2: Like a month and a half some month?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, five weeks? I think it's five weeks from this Friday?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Are we allowed to say that? Yeah? When it is
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  Speaker 5: pug soon? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So you're good, I mean, m m, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 3: looking forward to it's gonna be good.
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  Speaker 2: I found out because I was going to take my
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  Speaker 2: own clubs over because I've got a luggage bag specifically
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  Speaker 2: for that. Yeah, I got it for Christmas and it's
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  Speaker 2: great because I got a crash shich all the time,
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  Speaker 2: and I was just I will just take that, and
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  Speaker 2: he New Zealand usually no issues, but I got a
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  Speaker 2: Pug's got an email back saying he's gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: measure it and tell us how much over this it is,
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  Speaker 2: and then you have to pay extra, right, and blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah. Just give us the clubs, Just give us
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  Speaker 2: the clubs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, well, it's just a nice excuse
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  Speaker 2: to use my cool bag. But now I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 2: have to use the higher clubs man. So if I
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  Speaker 2: ship the bed, that's my excuse. Yeah right, it's good
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  Speaker 2: low clubs man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well I'm actually excited about that because it will
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  Speaker 4: be better than the ship ones I've got.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well we might have to just to get used to them.
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  Speaker 2: We might have to go to the driving range beforehand
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  Speaker 2: and just pound away for a bit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure you'd like that. My my opinion of you
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  Speaker 4: during this podcast has dropped.
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  Speaker 3: Matically do you.
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  Speaker 2: Have a really quite a high opinion of me?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, I was talking yesterday about the how
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  Speaker 4: sensibly you addressed but actually now I realize you're just
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  Speaker 4: a filthy bastard, a merchant film.
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  Speaker 3: Talking about pounding away all design not all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, gosh, as long as it doesn't go on
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  Speaker 2: YouTube or anyway.
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  Speaker 4: That I've just sent my wife a video that's very controversial.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just about to read your response.
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  Speaker 5: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you send it to it. I think she'll
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  Speaker 2: think it's funny. I think there's potential for that for sure.
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  Speaker 2: We'll find out what's your gut feeling right now.
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  Speaker 3: She's she's pretty good with that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I was a better feed about the I
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  Speaker 2: didn't cheat on my wife thing. My wife watched it
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  Speaker 2: and thought.
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  Speaker 5: It was funny.
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  Speaker 3: It was just yeah, well they get to that point.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to The Big Show four pm in the afternoon
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  Speaker 2: till seven every weekday on Radio Hodki.
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  Speaker 3: You want to know what she said. She said, I
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  Speaker 3: mean the fans love it. Laugh emoji. That's not a
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  Speaker 3: year is very clearly is.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, she loves it.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 3: No, she didn't love it, but she said the fans will.
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  Speaker 5: But she's laughed at it. She's not a man of
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  Speaker 5: my show, which doesn't mean yeah, it sounds like it
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  Speaker 5: used to be.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know, I know you're partner very well.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's a year. That's a diffinite years. Just
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  Speaker 5: say it says that a year. X x sweetie,