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Placemats are for your grandma 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Oh come on, people.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Where is your sense of of style and warmth in a kitchen?
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  SPEAKER_00: Zach 340 says, Allie is right.
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  SPEAKER_00: The only person I know who owns plates placemats is my grandma.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's exactly right.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's you know, they can be such a nice warm feeling in the kitchen.
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  SPEAKER_00: It finishes the look.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you guys are just missing it.
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  SPEAKER_01: We all know that it's more stuff to wash, more stuff to store, more stuff that it's just oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I don't have any hoarding tendencies whatsoever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, maybe there's a couple things, but uh I just can't be underwear.
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  SPEAKER_01: Underwear is my number one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe shoes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I've even been getting better about that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can understand if you have like a little collection of something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Even Scott and my dad were talking about their little collections the other day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: You've got your Star Trek thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: My dad's got his music stuff, but the the placemats just seem like such a waste.
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  SPEAKER_00: See, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: 7329.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh placemats are a big pain in the uh in the you know ones.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh they are uh useless and just one more thing to have to wash uh like a tablecloth.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I understand, but there is something nice and warm about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Even a tablecloth, I rarely do that anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: And and then Doug says, uh Scott just likes to color the placemats.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's the paper ones.
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  SPEAKER_00: Those things are garbage.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I will play tic-tac-toe with Gavin at a restaurant with him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, what's the one?
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  SPEAKER_01: Macaroni grill?
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  SPEAKER_01: Macaroni grill, they always had the brown paper that they would and then they'd slap on the pay on the table.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, where they were bringing out like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've I've been to some places like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just, it's it's a nice look.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's the matter with a nice look?
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  SPEAKER_00: It is not okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is it is your grass.
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  SPEAKER_01: You might as well just get one of those crocheted toilet paper things for your bathroom while you're here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, speaking of bathrooms.
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  SPEAKER_01: And get your the thing, the doll that sits on the TP on the tissue.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, my Aunt Marion had one of those.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was a bunny and it was like knitted.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it sat on top of a top, uh, sat on top of a comet uh, you know, cleaner.
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  SPEAKER_00: Remember, remember comet?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, it was a comet or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, remember it had the kind of a funny design.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you would put the bunny rabbit on it with the ears and and somebody crocheted this thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: And after so many years, the crocheting just feels gritty and gross.
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  SPEAKER_00: It turns kind of yellow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, because your fecal matters all over it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Since we're yup, since we're on the subject of being in the bathroom, I sent this to you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tiffany sent me this this morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, I have to send you this.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's in your Instagram.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is the last thing I want in a bathroom.
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  SPEAKER_00: You must open this and describe what you see.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, hang on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I had just sent it to you within the past hour.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, hang on a second.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is the weirdest inval like why this is even a thing is beyond me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is a toilet mirror.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you put the toilet mirror kind of like on the the top lid.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so both seats are open.
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  SPEAKER_00: How about you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I get it now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think though I kind of understand this even for me.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's so you can see to make sure you wiped everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: Excuse me, what do you use?
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't you look at the toilet paper after you've done a every time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And if it requires three to four swipings with fresh toilet paper each time, you know when you're clean.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I feel like there's always like that rogue schmear.
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  SPEAKER_01: And what if you something like ends up going on the side of the butt cheek or the thigh or the something?
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't at least is your ass numb?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't feel these things?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: If I had a random schmear, as you so eloquently put it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you when you feel it.
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  SPEAKER_01: You feel it when you're like, what is a smell?
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  SPEAKER_00: And then or you pull your your drawers up and it's a little cold in one spot, you're like, random schmear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Random schmear.