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OUTRO: Bring Back The Brown Eye · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday on radioc.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthdayoo May, Happy birthday, too May.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday. Fuck you're old.
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  Speaker 2: Man, not as old as some man? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I know?
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  Speaker 4: How old are you today?
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  Speaker 2: Forty nine? Whoa? How we do it?
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  Speaker 4: It's born in the Seventieskezy. Can you imagine that?
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  Speaker 1: Brother? It's crazime can I? Yeah, you are, Jay, I
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  Speaker 1: can't imagine.
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  Speaker 2: That at all.
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  Speaker 4: So you're such an old soul, Jase. I would have
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  Speaker 4: assumed you were born in like the early seventies.
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  Speaker 2: Would you even late sixties? I'd go late sixties, late sixties, right, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just based on your personality and like you're being an
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  Speaker 2: old sol my personality.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's been said before that I am quite
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  Speaker 1: an old souliees he.
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  Speaker 2: So you might be right there.
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  Speaker 3: But happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe guys really appreciate it. Good stuff, mate, that's good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: What'd you do?
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  Speaker 2: I woke up? I got given my wife made me
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  Speaker 2: a coffee in bed. How good? That never happens?
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  Speaker 4: Really, she's a selfish, horrible son of a bitch. I know.
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  Speaker 2: She gets up and then she goes, she goes straight
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  Speaker 2: to work, so I make the coffee. Yeah, she's she's off. Fellas.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter brought up me in a card, a very
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  Speaker 2: nice card, it was said in Fiji. She's yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: was about it. My daughter might be making me something
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  Speaker 2: at school. She said she's going to ask the teacher
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  Speaker 2: if she could make me something at school.
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  Speaker 4: Dinner tonight.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like dinner tonight. My brother in Orlando from
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  Speaker 2: Canada imagine there'll be something on the cads. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: yet bothered, to be honest with you. I've got Fiji
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  Speaker 2: coming up, man, Yeah that's my birthday. Yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: too bothered. I've just well, as I've already told you,
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  Speaker 2: but I've waken up with a bloody saw left side.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm hoping that's going to be all good tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: It's your kidney syphilis.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's my concern, is that it is, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: hopefully not. I've had this feeling before, but it's normally
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  Speaker 2: been after months of benders. Yeah you know, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: not that.
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  Speaker 4: Have you been eating veggies?
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  Speaker 3: Oh damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Because you've been back at the gym again. So you're
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  Speaker 1: not doing the protein protein no veggie scurvy scenario.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I haven't been doing that again. What has
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  Speaker 2: been happening?
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  Speaker 1: Not much?
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  Speaker 2: Yea, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Well this
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  Speaker 2: is it, though, isn't it. When you get old, Jason,
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  Speaker 2: you'll find this out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not looking forward to it, I can tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Just being sore, I guess, yes, yeah, so that'll be
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  Speaker 4: one of the things.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 4: Right, So Jason's hell, do you pardon how old you?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you guys have been joking that I'm thirty nine.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually forty one.
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  Speaker 4: Forty of right, Okay, so you're forty one. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: you're already always ifing and giffing about being sore. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: imagine when you're Murgi's age.
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  Speaker 2: I know, true.
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  Speaker 1: God, I can only hope that I get there, to
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  Speaker 1: be honest with you.
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  Speaker 4: Because Jason said, a long way off, Jason's heap almost
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  Speaker 4: gave out to that golf.
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  Speaker 2: Jason's like the personification of his house. She's a bit overgrown.
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  Speaker 2: The dick's fucked.
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  Speaker 1: Not anymore, she's not she is looking yeah, sure, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: or the deck is still fucked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the deck is still fucked.
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  Speaker 1: But you know this has been scrubbed down, all the
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  Speaker 1: all the vegetation has been cleared off it. It's good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: The issue with that is that it all goes back.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, he's going to move out?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no, because fuck I was iffing and jiff in
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  Speaker 1: this weekend because I've been removing stumps and that's the key.
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  Speaker 1: If you get them root and stem fellas, they don't
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  Speaker 1: tend to grow back.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And I've got that mass mass of metal bar which
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  Speaker 1: is I think it's a am I thinking it's Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it's called editing fucking heavy, but
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  Speaker 1: it's effective. But yeah. At one point I picked up
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  Speaker 1: a huge thing of of just vegetation that we've rapped out,
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  Speaker 1: and as I was taking it down and dump in
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  Speaker 1: the back garden, there a massive piece of gorse just
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  Speaker 1: wrapped across my nipple and I was effing and no,
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  Speaker 1: but I had a very thin T shirt on and.
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  Speaker 2: Just went wrapping the fun.
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  Speaker 4: I was fume, gorse nipple. Yeah, I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: Not good. Hey, I sees it on the agenda today,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm going to put it on the agenda. I'll
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  Speaker 1: want a full rundown of Keyes's Big dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that should be on there. Definitely.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't have to do that now, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Really absolutely we do we we definitely because you were
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  Speaker 1: very anxious about it.
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  Speaker 4: I was yeah, yeah, I was went off with that.
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  Speaker 4: A hitch is all I'll say. And we'll get more
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  Speaker 4: into that on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: I get Yeah, it sounds good. Yeah, I feel like, man,
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  Speaker 2: here we go.
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  Speaker 1: No, I just feel like with Fiji on Friday, we
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  Speaker 1: just flagged this week and just you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we change our flights to go today.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, I mean we could ask. We can ask, and
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  Speaker 4: then we don't have accommodation, but we get.
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  Speaker 2: Tony Yle to cover our show.
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  Speaker 1: No, here's the deal. I'd be happy to do the
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  Speaker 1: show over there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I would you know what I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: would do.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be happy and then we just chill out for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of the time together as a team.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, I'm excited. Good the whole Archy Big Show
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  Speaker 2: weekdays from four on Radio Hurarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: What if we had to, like, because it's very last minute,
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  Speaker 4: accommodation be very expensive, maybe we just get one like
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  Speaker 4: four bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Villa on that with like its own staff.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, sure, thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you can't actually get those. When I was filming
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  Speaker 1: moon over there, you get these little what would you
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  Speaker 1: call them?
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  Speaker 4: When you say filming moon, you mean shooting pawn. No
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  Speaker 4: filming moon, the Hell's moon tv ah moon tv ah
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  Speaker 4: filming moon. You know when somebody doesn't moon and you
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  Speaker 4: film it.
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  Speaker 2: People don't do brown eyes as much as they used
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  Speaker 2: to do that. They really don't. They've really fallen by
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  Speaker 2: the wayside. The brown eye that was bigger outdoor. I
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  Speaker 2: used to love a brown eye. That was sort of
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  Speaker 2: your big weekend entertainment. I have a few beers, smoke
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  Speaker 2: for your dats, pull a few brown eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, especially if you you know, like on a school
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  Speaker 1: bus or something. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the secret was keys. And you'll know this. You're
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  Speaker 2: a sick bastard.
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  Speaker 4: You used to grab your cheeks and you used to
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  Speaker 4: pull them apart.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Graphics. See that's where it was different in my you know,
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  Speaker 4: sort of my era. It was just a moon, just
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  Speaker 4: showing the moon, which is just a bum. Graphics.
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  Speaker 2: That is the difference between a moon and a brown eye,
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  Speaker 2: because you want to show the brown eye.
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  Speaker 1: We did the full sprown it was. It was a
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  Speaker 1: real stretch apart. Yeah, you do that in private, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just checking out my own anus.
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  Speaker 4: It was more of a joke about because that was
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  Speaker 4: why you're at school, right, what to Paul brown eyes?
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  Speaker 3: You're right, I mean it.
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  Speaker 4: Was don't happen anymore.
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  Speaker 1: It was a massive part of it.
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  Speaker 2: You see your brown eye. It feels like it should
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  Speaker 2: be something we're bringing back on the show.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you're right. I feel like bring back
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  Speaker 1: the brown eye as a great campaign.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, right, So one of us will have to do
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  Speaker 4: it then to get it started.
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  Speaker 1: Well, since you've never had the you know, the pleasure
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  Speaker 1: by the sounds of it, easy, it should be you.
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  Speaker 4: No, but I've never had the pleasure of seeing one,
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  Speaker 4: rather one of the masters of the brown eye.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the master brown eye?
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  Speaker 2: I mean we have to have a brown eye off
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  Speaker 2: I guess.
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  Speaker 4: Us and his hairy anus.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really have a very hairy anus, do you go?
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  Speaker 1: I want to see it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but only if you're doing a brownie, if.
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  Speaker 4: You're brown, and it has to be on like a
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  Speaker 4: bust or something going past.
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  Speaker 2: It has to be a real surprise. Absolutely, it does.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it has to be a situation where I'm
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  Speaker 4: not expecting it and you're going past in a vehicle
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  Speaker 4: of some sort. How we tee that up.
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  Speaker 2: I think the best thing would be to go up
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  Speaker 2: to like an ice cream van and you go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: have it, and then you look over. Instead of having
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  Speaker 2: somebody there serving you, it's just hoodie js healers anus
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  Speaker 2: and stearing down at.
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  Speaker 4: You, saggy testicles hanging down the weekend. So what about, like,
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  Speaker 4: because I have never experienced a full old school brown eye,
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  Speaker 4: what about while we're in Fiji, because you have a
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  Speaker 4: golf cart.
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  Speaker 2: It's a tradition over there. They don't like handshakes or
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  Speaker 2: being tipped kezy. Oh really, if you really respect and
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  Speaker 2: enjoy the service that you're getting, you whip out of browne.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you know when they you know what do they
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  Speaker 1: called the lays on you? Yeah, the thing to do
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  Speaker 1: there is to immediately pull a brown well if you
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  Speaker 1: are lay and then brown eye.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking old all the brown eye, then they'll
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  Speaker 4: put a lay over my brown eye. And then I
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  Speaker 4: was just so that's the ultimate way to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Have you got a protruding? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Have you got a bone as.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I was wondering what we're going to do for the
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  Speaker 2: next few weeks until Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: But now I know, Yeah, it's be good seven weeks
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  Speaker 4: of brown eyes least because I want to experience it,
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  Speaker 4: because I've never experienced it, so I need one of
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  Speaker 4: you guys to we need to tee it up. So
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  Speaker 4: I'm like waiting at the bus or something, waiting at
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  Speaker 4: the bus stop and all.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I was never a big proponent because I always
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  Speaker 2: found the idea of a brown eye like showing people
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  Speaker 2: your brown eye, discussing, but fell generally it was blokes
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  Speaker 2: who didn't wipe their houses properly to a bull for.
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  Speaker 1: You, though, wouldn't it to be honest, Yeah, I'm the
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  Speaker 1: same though. I was never a puller of the brown eye,
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  Speaker 1: but it was a keen observer.
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  Speaker 4: You ever steer in contest of the brown eye?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, who blinks first? That's the trick.
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  Speaker 1: But you know with old blinks, with old two wipes already,
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  Speaker 1: Jake could be a bit.
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  Speaker 4: Clean, too graphic, too graphic with a brown eye, right,
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  Speaker 4: because how do you do it so that your nuts
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  Speaker 4: aren't just hanging down?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you've sort of got your andies hanging you don't
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  Speaker 2: pull them down to your knees, right, Okay, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: saw a guy's ball stick over the weekend. How old,
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  Speaker 2: I gas? I guess we should talk about the steak too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: How old was the guy?
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  Speaker 2: Did your wife see the well coming up? Forty? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Nice, big bulbous and nuts really bigger than yours, I'd say, so, yeah, like, wow,
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  Speaker 4: there's a big nut guy.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like they are a waste that there are
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  Speaker 2: pants for, aren't they? And that sick because you're kind
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  Speaker 2: of a waste. It's not like anybody needs them.
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  Speaker 4: I just hate it when I said on them, because
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  Speaker 4: you've got to minute. You've got two moonhoppers hanging on
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  Speaker 4: a commando.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you were saying, so what is it like? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: a couple of years ago, it was only a content.
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  Speaker 4: Right, a graphic though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff feelings.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to The Big Show four to or seven weekdays,
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  Speaker 4: Big Back.
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  Speaker 2: Bring back the Brown Eye. Yeah, bring it back, bring
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  Speaker 2: it back, I say,