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Everybody's got a BILL MURRAY story · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Kyle at a family reunion. My wife Blake filling in
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  Speaker 1: the last couple of days. Today Rich's wife Stacy filling
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  Speaker 1: in doing a great job.
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  Speaker 2: So far, Stace. Thanks Jay Teddy.
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  Speaker 1: What's up here on the air?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when I was eighteen, I I went to a
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  Speaker 4: psychic because I was always curious, right, and I was
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  Speaker 4: dating the girl at the time, and I really wanted
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  Speaker 4: to ask him, you know, she was the one. And
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  Speaker 4: she told me no, definitely, not.
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  Speaker 5: Just like that, not like yeah, like the future is uncertain,
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  Speaker 5: you know, nothing is totally clear.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like, no, yeah, you've got You've got a.
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  Speaker 3: Bad one there, runaway.
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  Speaker 4: I paid her like eighty bucks and she was like,
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  Speaker 4: you won't find love until you're like twenty seven, and
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  Speaker 4: she was actually right about that.
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  Speaker 2: I got married when I was wowed.
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  Speaker 4: Is crazy, I know. I don't know why I always
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  Speaker 4: bought back to that, but I was. I was halfway
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  Speaker 4: through twenty seven in the year and I was like, ah,
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  Speaker 4: I guess she was just full of this.
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  Speaker 1: So all right, dude, Well thanks for listening, Danks for
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  Speaker 1: calling in, brother, have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. No bs psychic right there, We all need
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  Speaker 2: one of those. In our line, right.
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  Speaker 6: We need psychics that are keeping it real with us.
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  Speaker 2: Most of the time.
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  Speaker 6: It's like you have the man of your dreams, like
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  Speaker 6: why are you lying to.
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  Speaker 2: Me right now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: But he's like, hey, is this the girl for me? Nope,
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  Speaker 1: eighty dollars please. Let's Mark says he doesn't have a
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  Speaker 1: psychic story. He's got another story, Mark, not a psychic story,
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  Speaker 1: another story, sidekickstory, like a different, different, different what's your story?
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  Speaker 3: Mark, Bill a Billberr experience. Okay, I'll try to talk
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  Speaker 3: fast because this is complicated. So I live in San
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  Speaker 3: Francisco's the time I go to Tony's Pizza. Tony is
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  Speaker 3: quite famous on HGTV. I'm sitting at the bar because
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  Speaker 3: they didn't have a table available. I ordered an appetizer,
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  Speaker 3: which are two meatballs. This is kind of important, okay,
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  Speaker 3: and so the lady says, you know, have a seat
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  Speaker 3: at the bar. So I'm up there. I ordered my meatballs.
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  Speaker 3: The guy city next to me, it was Bill Murray,
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  Speaker 3: and he kind of has a back turned towards me
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  Speaker 3: because he's talking to someone else. He looks over and
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  Speaker 3: he says, those smelled delicious, And I say something to
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  Speaker 3: the factor yeah, they're fantastic. And then I said, oh no,
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  Speaker 3: they're fantastic, mister Murray, and he looks at me and
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  Speaker 3: he says, I'm not who you think I am, and
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  Speaker 3: then he turns around and he ignores me. Literally about
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  Speaker 3: thirty seconds later, he turns back around and he said,
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  Speaker 3: can I try one of those? And he literally took
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  Speaker 3: his fork, unwrapped it from his napkin, dove into one
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  Speaker 3: of my meatballs, really enjoyed it. And then he, you know,
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  Speaker 3: ate three or four bites, turned back around talking to
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  Speaker 3: his friends, and then he looked over at me. He goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I am I am who you think I am. I said,
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  Speaker 3: I know who you are anyway. So it ended up
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  Speaker 3: being Bill Murray nicest guy in the whole world. My
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  Speaker 3: entre came, he ended up picking the tab for my entree.
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  Speaker 3: And here's where it gets kind of goofy. At the
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  Speaker 3: end of this whole experience, he was a gentleman. He
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  Speaker 3: bought my dinner, and as I was leaving, he looked
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  Speaker 3: at me and he made his little gopher lips like
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  Speaker 3: from cash and I looked at him back, and I
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  Speaker 3: did my little gopher lips and kind of in my
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  Speaker 3: gopher voice and said, well, mister Murray, dinner's pleasure and
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  Speaker 3: thank you for buying my dinner. I got to go
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  Speaker 3: feed my gopher. Now he busted out laughing. I busted
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  Speaker 3: out laughing. But anyway, it was just a great experience.
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  Speaker 3: He got the little gopher joke. He wasn't a jerk
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  Speaker 3: at all. I mean, he did eat my meatball, but
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  Speaker 3: he ended up buying my dinner.
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  Speaker 2: That's very cool.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something you said, like what made
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  Speaker 1: you call in with that story, because I think you
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  Speaker 1: said something that you started when I picked up the phone.
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  Speaker 2: You go, I don't have a psychic story. I have
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  Speaker 2: a Bill Murray story. Like I love this story.
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  Speaker 3: But we'll listening to you guys a lot. And there
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  Speaker 3: have been a lot of callers talking about their negative
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  Speaker 3: Bill Murray experiences.
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  Speaker 2: It's true and we've had those.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, mine was totally positive. And in addition to that,
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  Speaker 3: and this is just a little psychic, but you can
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  Speaker 3: put me on a polygraph, it's absolutely true. On the
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  Speaker 3: other side of the restaurant was Robert DeVault and sitting
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  Speaker 3: at the table next to him was Joe Montana with
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  Speaker 3: his daughter and a bunch of his or her girlfriend
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  Speaker 3: having dinner. Yeah, it was a sriple celebrity fighting. But
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  Speaker 3: Bill Murray was a total gentleman. And when he did
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  Speaker 3: his little gopher thing without even mentioning caddyshack, and I
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  Speaker 3: turned around and gave him the little gopher voice and said,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta go now, I got to go home and
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  Speaker 3: feed my gopher. Yeah, he got it, I got it.
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  Speaker 4: Great evening.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's a great story. Mark, thank you for sharing
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  Speaker 1: that story with us. What if it really wasn't Bill Murray?
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  Speaker 6: You?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks man? What's up? Hey? There? Still?
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  Speaker 7: My friends told me they were like throwing me this
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  Speaker 7: party because I'd been stressed lately. And I show up
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  Speaker 7: expecting like decorations and cake, but instead they are printed
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  Speaker 7: like screenshots all over the dining room table, and like
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  Speaker 7: everyone just looks nervous. One of my friends actually started
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  Speaker 7: the conversation by saying, this comes from a place of love.
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  Speaker 7: You guys, It was not even a party. It was
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  Speaker 7: a relationship intervention disguised as a party because apparently they
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  Speaker 7: all spent the last like six months hating my boyfriend.
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  Speaker 7: So like, I thought this was like a joke until
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  Speaker 7: there were like actual slides and screenshots timelines and witness statements.
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  Speaker 7: Apparently they all hated him, and for months they coordinated
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  Speaker 7: this intervention, and like the worst part was like slide
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  Speaker 7: fourteen was just a giant photo of him with the
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  Speaker 7: caption I mean, look at him.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they hate him so much.
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  Speaker 7: They don't think he treats me well. So like, like
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  Speaker 7: the screenshots were like those, like the conversations that I
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  Speaker 7: sent them, Like isn't he being like irrational? And so
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  Speaker 7: they had the receipts, they kept them, and they just
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  Speaker 7: really wanted us to break up. And I ended up
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  Speaker 7: breaking up with him because the girls always had your
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  Speaker 7: back and.
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  Speaker 2: So that's smart.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so I just like needed to shake off those
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  Speaker 7: love goggles. But I was like, damn, a relationship intervention,
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  Speaker 7: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, think of it like this, shade.
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  Speaker 5: Think about how many of your friends have dated total losers,
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  Speaker 5: and like probably a lot of them, and nobody said
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  Speaker 5: anything about it. For them to get together and stop
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  Speaker 5: you in your tracks from pursuing your relationship, he must
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  Speaker 5: have been a real jack.
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  Speaker 2: Hole, yep.
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  Speaker 7: And I didn't see it at the time, but I
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  Speaker 7: mean it was literally staring me in the face all
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  Speaker 7: around this quote unquote party.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me pitch an idea for you. Rich's wife.
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  Speaker 1: Stacy's here and Stacy, you have this venue. It's not
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  Speaker 1: just a wedding venue. It's what's it called it just
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  Speaker 1: a venue?
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  Speaker 2: Well, the Hazley. It's called a custom event space.
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  Speaker 1: Which you should rent it out for boyfriend interventions, right.
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  Speaker 6: You know we should add that to our website.
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  Speaker 7: Great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have the shares all in a nice round
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  Speaker 1: hit table. You can have big blow up pictures of
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  Speaker 1: the annoying boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: And you just got a new TV from Costco. She
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  Speaker 2: could do a PowerPoint. You could do a whole friend
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  Speaker 2: really big TV too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. You have the pictures of the
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend that you wanted to break up. Something new at
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  Speaker 1: the Hazeley.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a great idea. Actually it's done. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we do everything there and now one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: Actually we should plan something there on Valentine's Day, a
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  Speaker 1: big event, big boyfriend intervention.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like we have to tread carefully though with
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  Speaker 6: the boyfriend intervention because like Shae seems like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: she's in good spirits. She's like I shook the love
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  Speaker 6: goggles off. But a lot of times if you come
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  Speaker 6: to your friend about their trash boyfriend. They're gonna feel
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  Speaker 6: some kind of thing. They're gonna double down. They're probably
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  Speaker 6: not gonna talk to you about the you know, the
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  Speaker 6: ins and outs of their relationships anymore. Right, so, like
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  Speaker 6: maybe plastic glasses at the Valentine's Day boyfriend bashing event
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  Speaker 6: because boyfriend bashing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Shaye, thanks for the idea. Glad you're single, Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for sharing.
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  Speaker 2: That story with us, Thank you for having me. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not glad you're single. I'm glad you broke up
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  Speaker 2: with a guy. I don't know if you're single.
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  Speaker 7: Now, but you know I'm single now, happily single, doing
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  Speaker 7: doing the work, as as the kids say.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, thanks for calling in. Have a great day.
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  Speaker 7: You do