Albania's Chatbot Minister Is Pregnant With 83 Surveillance Bots

The Daily Slop Show · Sep 12, 2026 · 8m

Albania's prime minister announced that the cabinet's AI minister is expecting eighty-three digital babies, and their job is to listen in when MPs go for coffee. Plus a newspaper reading list full of books nobody wrote, a mathematician declaring the whole profession over after losing one race, and an AI golf commentator with press-release quotes he never said.

In this edition

The Minister Is Expecting

Meanwhile

The Books That Were Never Written

Slop, or Not

Something Useful

Something Weird

Tomorrow

Chapters

0:07 — Cold Open

0:29 — The Minister Is Expecting

2:21 — Meanwhile…