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Mark's 10am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Now on the Voice of New York has the Mark
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  Speaker 1: Simone Show on sevent ten. Wor Hey, it's Monday, it's
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  Speaker 1: beautiful outside. What a weekend with that smoke and that
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  Speaker 1: those wildfires that dirty built. The air has gone away.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, let me check the AQI. That's the air
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  Speaker 1: quality in next fifty six. Okay, that's it's not the greatest,
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  Speaker 1: but that's fine. Fifty six is fine. It was up
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  Speaker 1: to two seventy at one point Thursday night. It was
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  Speaker 1: really dangerous to be out there. Air quality is better.
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  Speaker 1: You can go out. It's going to be a beautiful
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  Speaker 1: sunny day, eighty degrees today. We'll get to a crazy mom.
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  Speaker 1: Donnie his looney. He's going to arrest net and Yahoo.
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  Speaker 1: Why that's absolutely impossible and how stupid he is not
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  Speaker 1: to understand that. We'll get to that. Coming up. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to the World Cup, thank god it's over. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to President Trump, Canada, the wildfires, We'll get to Iran.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to crazy AOC. Speaking of crazy, Rosie O'Donnell
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  Speaker 1: is back in the United States all over the place. Now,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get to Bill Maher and a whole lot more
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  Speaker 1: coming up. So the wildfires coming from Canada ruined a
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  Speaker 1: good part of the weekend for a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: It is not necessary to have these wildfires. It can
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  Speaker 1: be prevented. Canada has these massive forests northern Canada, and
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  Speaker 1: they climate change nutjobs took over in Canada and they
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  Speaker 1: stopped a few years ago doing forest management. If you
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  Speaker 1: do the correct forest management, you don't have the wildfires spread.
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  Speaker 1: You're always going to get them, but you need to
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  Speaker 1: do certain This same thing happened in California. If you
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  Speaker 1: stop the forest management, the fires go out of control.
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  Speaker 1: Forest management is a couple of things. One, you clear
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  Speaker 1: the underbrush. The is you cut these burned paths through
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  Speaker 1: the forest. You cut these borders that'll you know, you
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  Speaker 1: dig these trenches where they would stop the fire from spreading.
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  Speaker 1: There's a bunch of things that you do. But climate
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  Speaker 1: change nut jobs that got this band in Canada. You're
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  Speaker 1: not allowed to do any forest maintenance.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: As a result, you get these wild, crazy forest fires
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  Speaker 1: beyond anything we've ever seen, that can cover like half
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  Speaker 1: the continent. And believe it or not, nothing causes more
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  Speaker 1: carbon emission than a forest fire. A forest fire causes
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  Speaker 1: more carbon emission than every car in the world. It
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  Speaker 1: is the single most damaging thing to the climate. Yet
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  Speaker 1: these climate activists, being nuts and never knowing what the
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  Speaker 1: hell they're doing, have caused more forest fires than ever.
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  Speaker 1: Now you know part of the province. You really need
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  Speaker 1: to do this in Canada because their forests are so
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  Speaker 1: out in the middle of nowhere. I mean, they're so
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  Speaker 1: isolated that there's no roads, there's nobody near them, so
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  Speaker 1: if the fire breaks out, it can take forever the
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  Speaker 1: fire trucks to even get there. So you've got to
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  Speaker 1: do this fire maintenance. The President has been threatening Canada
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  Speaker 1: that they better start doing this or he's going to
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  Speaker 1: tiff them to death. I mean, I know the climate
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  Speaker 1: activists have control, but the government can do something. So
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  Speaker 1: the President putting a lot of pressure on Canada.
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  Speaker 3: Have a good relationship with Mark Karney.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, we got to stop the fires up there.
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  Speaker 1: If we can help them, will help them.
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  Speaker 2: But maybe they should pay us some damages or something,
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  Speaker 2: or should do some tariffs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably a lot of people got very sick over
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  Speaker 1: those forest fires. Hey, so this crazy mom, Donnie, He's
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  Speaker 1: going to arrest net in Yahoo, which is absolutely impossible.
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  Speaker 1: Can't be done. But he's just a complete child. It's
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  Speaker 1: just a whining, crazy little child. He's doing this New
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  Speaker 1: York Times interview and come up with this hair brain thing.
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  Speaker 2: I believe that my mister belongs in the Hague. He's
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  Speaker 2: a war criminal who has been charged by the International
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  Speaker 2: Criminal Court. And what you will find is that as
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  Speaker 2: an opinion that is held by many purely because of
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  Speaker 2: what his actions have wrought over these last many years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and he's really serious, he puts on that low voice. Now,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, this is a child, This is a
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  Speaker 1: little child. The International Criminal Court is not a real court.
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  Speaker 1: It has absolutely no authority over anything. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: little joke of a nothing. It's not a real court.
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  Speaker 1: It was created in the nineties of something called the
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  Speaker 1: Rome Statues, where a bunch of countries who hate America
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  Speaker 1: form this fake court in the Hague in the Netherlands,
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  Speaker 1: and they signed up for it. The United States does
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  Speaker 1: not recognize it as a real court. It has absolutely
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  Speaker 1: no authority. Men of most major countries do not recognize
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  Speaker 1: it as a real court. It is not only recognized
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  Speaker 1: by the unit, not recognized by the United State, but
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  Speaker 1: the leaders of this International Criminal Court are banned from
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  Speaker 1: even entering the United States. It's just a silly little joke.
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  Speaker 1: It's a pretend fake court. It counts for absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 1: But this child thinks he was entitled in the international
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  Speaker 1: criminal court. It sounds good, but it isn't anything. It
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  Speaker 1: has no authority. Uh, there's no legal basis on earth
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  Speaker 1: for him to arrest net Netnyaw, who's coming in September
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  Speaker 1: for the UN General Assembly, which by the way, is
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  Speaker 1: covered by federal law. There's federal laws that protect anybody
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  Speaker 1: attending that General Assembly, and federal law always overrules local laws,
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  Speaker 1: so there's no way to arrest him.
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  Speaker 2: As mayor, New York City would arrest Benjamin Netanyah who.
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  Speaker 2: This is a city that our values are in line
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  Speaker 2: with international law. It's time that our actions are also.
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  Speaker 1: All right. This is just a child who's never had
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  Speaker 1: a job before and doesn't know anything about anything. If
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  Speaker 1: he were to try even attempt to arrest now, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he might find himself under arrest federally and facing serious charges.
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  Speaker 2: That's an active conversation with our legal department in seeing
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  Speaker 2: what the prospects are we have here in our municipality. However,
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  Speaker 2: what we've seen at the National level as a desire
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  Speaker 2: sometimes to write your own laws, to go outside of
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  Speaker 2: the bounds of legality. That's not something we have an
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  Speaker 2: interest in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's consulting with his legal department. Have you've seen
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  Speaker 1: his legal department? A bunch of socialist left wing nut jobs.
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  Speaker 1: That's his legal department. So we'll talk to Michael Goodrean.
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  Speaker 1: A little later. He wrote about this crazy mom Donnie nonsense,
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  Speaker 1: just appealing to his crazy base. Hey, the World Cup
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  Speaker 1: is over. I'm not a soccer fan, as you can tell.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to watch it here and there, but it
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  Speaker 1: was like forty two hours of no score. It just
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  Speaker 1: went forever. Nobody scores. I see no score. I go
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  Speaker 1: away for an hour, come back, no score. I go
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  Speaker 1: away for another hour. I come back, no score. It's
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  Speaker 1: the silliest sport in the world. Finally, it took like
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  Speaker 1: three days for somebody to score something, and then the
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  Speaker 1: game was over.
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  Speaker 2: Orro chance to cross hooks it and Williams badly knocks
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  Speaker 2: it down, it frey to go it fatures.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now I'm not a basketball fan either, but I
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  Speaker 1: started watching those Knicks playoffs. Well that got pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a scores like a ninety three. Wow, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of scoring this thing. They play for days and
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  Speaker 1: it's a zero to zero and then fifteen overtimes. Finally
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  Speaker 1: there's one score. What kind of sport is this? And
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  Speaker 1: they don't take enough breaks. It's it's not made for America.
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  Speaker 1: They play forever without a break. You need those breaks
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  Speaker 1: all over the world, in Spain here obviously, listen to
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  Speaker 1: Madrid all excited. All right, it's pretty good, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: I like their enthusiasm. And then I'm walking all over
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  Speaker 1: New York after the game. Everybody's got those shirts on,
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  Speaker 1: those jerseys with I saw thousands of them everywhere, but
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  Speaker 1: it was the white one with the blue stripes. That's
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  Speaker 1: the losing team, right, the red team, the red jersey,
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  Speaker 1: theyre the ones. That one Argentina. I only saw a
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  Speaker 1: few of those, but I could see her. They made
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  Speaker 1: a fortunate time. I must have seen a thousand shirts
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  Speaker 1: out there in the streets. So thank god it's over.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god they're leaving. Will help you pack, Just get
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  Speaker 1: the hell out of here, all of you tourists. We
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  Speaker 1: love tourists. They spent about two hundred million in New
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  Speaker 1: York over the last couple of weeks, Okay, that's good,
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  Speaker 1: that's good. That helps. But enough, if you can all
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  Speaker 1: leave now, you can stop clogging up everything. In New York,
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  Speaker 1: President Trump said he was there for the World Cup,
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  Speaker 1: of course, talked about how big the sport it was
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  Speaker 1: this year in America.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm proud to report that was more than six
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  Speaker 2: point five million attendees. This has been by far the
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  Speaker 2: most attended tournament in history.
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  Speaker 1: Well, all right, you can't argue with that. You can't
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  Speaker 1: argue with that. But I don't know, I can't take
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  Speaker 1: that sucker on the halftime show. He got all these
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  Speaker 1: big names, and yet it was something was wrong with
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  Speaker 1: that halftime show. It got nothing but criticism all over
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  Speaker 1: the place. Every critic. Madonna, who was lip syncing, flying
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  Speaker 1: around the stage. You got a lip sync. It's easier
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  Speaker 1: that way. But the whole thing was it was all
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  Speaker 1: great acts, but it didn't make any sense. They just
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't It didn't flow. The transitions weren't right. It
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  Speaker 1: was disjointed, but somehow it didn't all go together. It
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  Speaker 1: just didn't work one to the other the other. And
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  Speaker 1: Justin Bieber, does he realize there's like ten million people
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  Speaker 1: sitting there the stadium. You can't just do an acoustic guitar.
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  Speaker 1: You need to make some noise. You're in a massive
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  Speaker 1: stadium filled with excitement. You can't do a ballad. What
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  Speaker 1: the hell was that guy thinking it was good? But
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  Speaker 1: these they're all good. But nothing went with anything else great,
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  Speaker 1: but nothing flowed. People were all criticizing the halftime show.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of music, you know who died, Freddie Cannon. Used
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  Speaker 1: to call him Freddy Boom Boom Cannon. You know him
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  Speaker 1: from all kinds of songs like Palisades Park, Boy, that
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  Speaker 1: was good. Right over there, right across the river there
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  Speaker 1: in New Jersey. It's now a bunch of high rises.
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  Speaker 1: I think Winston Towers. I think is a couple of
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  Speaker 1: high rises. I think that's where Palisades Park was. Freddy
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  Speaker 1: Cannon wrote it was a big, huge hit. He had
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  Speaker 1: a lot of great songs. Remember there was a Dick
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  Speaker 1: Clark show where the action is It was like American Bandstand,
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  Speaker 1: but like out on a beach, and the theme song
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  Speaker 1: by Freddie Cannon was a huge hit from great guy.
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  Speaker 1: Now AOC everybody thinks she's running for president because she's
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  Speaker 1: suddenly all over the country. One thing about these Democratic socialists.
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  Speaker 1: They are the phoniest people in the world. Look at
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  Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders, multi millionaire, several houses, AOC, private jets everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: You know. They they preach all this stuff, but then
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  Speaker 1: they live very very well. So as phony as they are,
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  Speaker 1: unless phony as Democrats and Republicans too, but as phony
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  Speaker 1: as these politicians can be. Hillary was famous for this,
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  Speaker 1: and Obama was. You know, Obama when he was speaking
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  Speaker 1: up north sounded like Demosthenes. When he beat down south,
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  Speaker 1: suddenly he'd sound like a sharecropper. He was, And Hillary
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  Speaker 1: Clinton would do it. AOC does it. They put on
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  Speaker 1: this fake Southern accent when they go to the South.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to AOC from the Bronx, actually from Yorktown Heights,
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  Speaker 1: but listen to AOC with her fake Southern accent.
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  Speaker 3: We cannot afford to leave Tennessee behind behind. We cannot
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  Speaker 3: afford to leave Kentucky behind, Alabama behind, Mississippi behind, Georgia
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  Speaker 3: behind South Carolina behind.
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  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. How do they think they can get away
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  Speaker 1: with this down there and they're talking like this all
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  Speaker 1: as soon as she gets back here, How are you
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  Speaker 1: right back to the New York ex But they think
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  Speaker 1: they can get away with it. It's insane. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: make any sense. So, yeah, Rosie O'Donnell is back. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what the hell she's doing here. I thought
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  Speaker 1: she left the country. She came back to fill in
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  Speaker 1: for Jimmy Kimmel for a week. But she's doing a special,
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  Speaker 1: she's doing something else. She's got another thing going on.
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  Speaker 1: She's on Good Day in New York today, she's all
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  Speaker 1: over TV. What the hell's she doing here? I thought
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  Speaker 1: she was leaving that. You know, she's like her bees.
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  Speaker 1: It always comes back. You can't get rid of it.
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  Speaker 1: But hey, we'll take some calls. Next to eight hundred
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  Speaker 1: three two one zero seven ten is the number. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: congratulations Vice President Vance. He and his wife Usha welcome
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  Speaker 1: their fourth child, another boy, baby boy. Fourth kids now
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  Speaker 1: and any congratulations. We'll take some calls. Next eight hundred
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  Speaker 1: three two one zero seven ten is the number. Eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred three two one zero seven ten