Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / You Aren’t Zen! (The Valley Recap)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod.
- 0:04Speaker 2: It's Teddy Mellencamp and camera judge.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Hey, guys, welcome back to the episode of Two Teas
- 0:11Speaker 3: and a Pod with myself and Dolores.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Hi.
- 0:13Speaker 4: Good morning, how are you?
- 0:15Speaker 1: Good morning? How are you? It's got your.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Background today, Got a little got a little stone.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Behind us, John, that's the fireplace.
- 0:24Speaker 4: Did you hear that? What happened to Teddy last night?
- 0:27Speaker 2: No?
- 0:27Speaker 4: What tempted robbery at her house?
- 0:32Speaker 1: Stop?
- 0:33Speaker 3: I'm like, oh yeah, so I guess they either tempted
- 0:36Speaker 3: or did rob the house next.
- 0:38Speaker 4: Door and then came into her backyard.
- 0:40Speaker 3: But you know, her husband has a alarm company, very
- 0:44Speaker 3: high tech company's so the police were called out immediately
- 0:51Speaker 3: and every buddy is fine.
- 0:53Speaker 1: But did they catch them?
- 0:54Speaker 4: I don't know. I haven't heard yet. She's a little
- 0:57Speaker 4: you know, scary, Yeah, very very very scary.
- 1:01Speaker 3: So thank god she had that alarm system on the
- 1:04Speaker 3: Thank god. You know that whole area be se know
- 1:08Speaker 3: so many housewives houses have been hit, from Kyle to
- 1:11Speaker 3: Kyle's daughters to door eat like that whole area, and
- 1:15Speaker 3: you know, I don't know what it is.
- 1:16Speaker 2: I would targets at it because of I'm on TV.
- 1:19Speaker 2: They stole you got hit too. Yeah, two years ago
- 1:24Speaker 2: in April. I remember it was around Mother's Day and
- 1:28Speaker 2: my daughter called me because Mom, I'm so sorry, everything's gone,
- 1:31Speaker 2: all your journey is gone, because I'm six dog dogs
- 1:35Speaker 2: six dogs. So they broke the sliding glass door and
- 1:40Speaker 2: came in and thank god they didn't hurt the dogs.
- 1:42Speaker 2: They put all the dogs in the room.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Another thing that we did that is well, Eddie is
- 1:47Speaker 3: the one that was turned onto it. But if you
- 1:49Speaker 3: guys go to like really dot com or whatever and
- 1:51Speaker 3: you're looking at the house across the street, you can
- 1:54Speaker 3: like do a street view and go or Google view
- 1:57Speaker 3: of the house. All you have to do is contact
- 2:00Speaker 3: them and they'll blur your house. Because these thieves will
- 2:03Speaker 3: scope out your house, especially for like in a gated
- 2:05Speaker 3: community or something they can't easily get in to see
- 2:08Speaker 3: like how can I get in?
- 2:10Speaker 4: So we did that to our houses. We had them
- 2:13Speaker 4: all blurred, very good and all that kind of stuff.
- 2:18Speaker 4: But that's always a good idea. It's very easy. They
- 2:19Speaker 4: do it very quickly.
- 2:21Speaker 3: So the Valley season finale is here. It's the end
- 2:26Speaker 3: of this season for the Valley.
- 2:30Speaker 2: It was good in the end. Everybody started going, what
- 2:33Speaker 2: were they waiting for? I could have used that all season. Yeah.
- 2:36Speaker 3: Right, So it starts out with Janet, Michelle, and Brittany
- 2:39Speaker 3: go over to Laala's house to see her new baby girl.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Pala looks so good as usual. The girl is like whatever,
- 2:46Speaker 2: she always looks good.
- 2:47Speaker 1: She's beautiful.
- 2:49Speaker 3: Brittany talks about where she stands with Jackson, how she's
- 2:51Speaker 3: not letting crews go over to his condo anytime soon,
- 2:55Speaker 3: and I'm not against it.
- 2:57Speaker 4: I don't know if there's a court order or what,
- 3:00Speaker 4: but it's I hope she's at least letting him see
- 3:04Speaker 4: his son.
- 3:05Speaker 2: He should be able to see his son. If it
- 3:07Speaker 2: has to be supervised. I understand that, but he should
- 3:10Speaker 2: be able to see him at least supervised.
- 3:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:14Speaker 3: To discuss what happens between Kristin, Janet and Hawaii, I
- 3:19Speaker 3: will say that when Janet tells them Kristen called her
- 3:23Speaker 3: a fan, nobody took the moment to disagree or stand
- 3:27Speaker 3: up for her.
- 3:29Speaker 1: I saw that.
- 3:31Speaker 4: I know Lala came in with a zinger. Cocaine addiction
- 3:36Speaker 4: is expensive, yes, and it's a luxury you can no
- 3:40Speaker 4: longer afford. That's a I mean, I didn't realize.
- 3:46Speaker 3: I guess cocaine is a it's expensive, I'm assuming so
- 3:49Speaker 3: that's what it's considered.
- 3:50Speaker 4: More of a luxurious drug.
- 3:53Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I like doing I'd rather buy spend
- 3:57Speaker 2: money on botox or something.
- 3:59Speaker 1: I don't know what's the I mean, is it the
- 4:02Speaker 1: rich man's drug? I don't know. I mean, what do
- 4:04Speaker 1: I know about these things?
- 4:06Speaker 2: But I can tell you he can't afford it.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Yeah, so cheap. He can't afford it.
- 4:12Speaker 4: All right.
- 4:12Speaker 3: Now, the boys go over to Jackson's new condo, which
- 4:15Speaker 3: I was impressed to condo look beautiful. And then I
- 4:19Speaker 3: was like, oh, he's enjoying it. He's enjoying it. And
- 4:22Speaker 3: then I love the decourseespecially the tennis shoes on.
- 4:24Speaker 4: The kitchen counter and amazing. I know, and I'm sure
- 4:27Speaker 4: he got a hell of a deal since it's on
- 4:29Speaker 4: the Lax flight path.
- 4:31Speaker 3: And pers we're so shady to see that, you know,
- 4:35Speaker 3: the airplanes flying across his house.
- 4:39Speaker 4: That's it's possibly it's actually Burbank.
- 4:44Speaker 3: It's probably Burbank because he's in I think he's.
- 4:46Speaker 4: In the valley. I'm not Sally, so I'm not sure.
- 4:50Speaker 2: You know, I'm familiar with the valley because when little
- 4:53Speaker 2: Frankie wanted to become an actor. I spent about two
- 4:57Speaker 2: hours in a apartment room in the valley until I
- 5:01Speaker 2: packed my stuff and left as the larvae was hatching
- 5:04Speaker 2: in the rug.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Oh great, that sounds wonderful.
- 5:09Speaker 2: That was wonderful. Studios City was amazing for the three.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Minutes I spent there.
- 5:17Speaker 3: Oh so Jackson has a room for Cruise, and that
- 5:20Speaker 3: that was cute, cut little room he decorated for Cruise.
- 5:23Speaker 4: Although Cruise is all that over right now.
- 5:25Speaker 2: You know he's so spent on. Look what this looks like.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Isn't this amazing? Cruise doesn't care.
- 5:34Speaker 1: What his room looks like.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Cruse wants his dad to be so to be the
- 5:39Speaker 2: functional present and you know a good example of what
- 5:44Speaker 2: someone you know you should be as a human. So yeah,
- 5:48Speaker 2: Cruise isn't looking at how you decorated his room. Sorry,
- 5:52Speaker 2: I will give you.
- 5:52Speaker 1: I think he's missing that. Yeah he's trying.
- 5:55Speaker 3: Yeah, but I will give him Pops for saying he's
- 5:57Speaker 3: willing to have cameras in the House of Britney could
- 5:59Speaker 3: feel comfortable.
- 6:00Speaker 2: Yes, yes he is. He's listen for him, he's trying.
- 6:04Speaker 2: I cannot take that away.
- 6:05Speaker 4: Well, right now he is, but later on he ain't
- 6:08Speaker 4: fucking trying anything but being an asshole.
- 6:10Speaker 1: But why is there beer? Why does he have a
- 6:13Speaker 1: frigerator filled with.
- 6:14Speaker 4: Beer because he never stopped drinking.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Well, that's not rehab to me, that's not being in recovery. Well,
- 6:22Speaker 2: sister has not had a drink in eighteen years, and
- 6:25Speaker 2: neither has her husband.
- 6:27Speaker 3: Sorry, well, if you really want to be sober and
- 6:30Speaker 3: you really want to change things, if you have a
- 6:33Speaker 3: drinking problem, then that's what you do. You know. So
- 6:36Speaker 3: Jack saying he would never bring a girl to his condo,
- 6:40Speaker 3: I'm like.
- 6:40Speaker 4: Dude, you probably already.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Have had lies.
- 6:44Speaker 3: The lies of course he would, didn't he have women
- 6:48Speaker 3: at his house that him and Brittany shared.
- 6:50Speaker 2: I'm going to give him something because I have to.
- 6:52Speaker 2: I can't always go say not nice thing. Maybe he
- 6:56Speaker 2: means when his son is there?
- 6:58Speaker 4: Yeah maybe, Okay, Well give him that.
- 7:01Speaker 2: Let's give him upset doubt, Like yeah, yeah, I know,
- 7:05Speaker 2: I know, I know that's what we meant.
- 7:07Speaker 3: Yeah, but Jack starts talking about so many negative feelings
- 7:09Speaker 3: about Danny and I'm like, dude, stuff.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Bro chill out. You know another thing, if you're in recovery.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Don't you want to mentor your friend or do you
- 7:24Speaker 1: want to kick.
- 7:26Speaker 4: Well, not a.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Part of your recovery.
- 7:29Speaker 3: But don't you feel like this is Jack's, you know,
- 7:32Speaker 3: trying to make it look like Danny's worse than him
- 7:34Speaker 3: to get the heat off of him.
- 7:37Speaker 2: I think Jack's is not totally self aware. Oh what
- 7:42Speaker 2: an actual scumbag he's been.
- 7:45Speaker 4: I love when you call people's scumbags.
- 7:47Speaker 2: It comes from my gut. So I'm not so sure
- 7:50Speaker 2: and Jack's I got it. I mean, I'm not saying
- 7:54Speaker 2: this in a bad way to you. I don't know that.
- 7:57Speaker 2: I don't think you're that well aware, and I don't
- 8:00Speaker 2: think that if there was ever a time when people
- 8:03Speaker 2: in glass houses should not throw stones, this is it.
- 8:07Speaker 3: This is it, that's for sure. And we do see
- 8:10Speaker 3: Danny is trying to stop drinking. He's drinking water and
- 8:15Speaker 3: lemon or whatever. But he makes a point of telling everybody, did.
- 8:18Speaker 1: You make it to the end of the episode. I'm
- 8:20Speaker 1: just curious, Lauren.
- 8:23Speaker 2: Was with the kids all day and you had your
- 8:24Speaker 2: GRAM team.
- 8:33Speaker 4: So Michelle meets Jesse at his house.
- 8:36Speaker 3: This is kind of a cute scene, something to just
- 8:38Speaker 3: button up the season Jesse gets emotional and says he's
- 8:42Speaker 3: so tired of fighting with Michelle.
- 8:44Speaker 1: Yes, he is.
- 8:46Speaker 3: He takes accountability. He's got tears in his eyes.
- 8:50Speaker 4: You know, Michelle thinks this is a huge step in
- 8:52Speaker 4: the right direction.
- 8:54Speaker 1: I wanted this for them really bad.
- 8:56Speaker 4: Yeah, they need this.
- 8:57Speaker 2: He's a broken man. She doesn't seem like she's strong.
- 9:03Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. This girl's really strong. She
- 9:06Speaker 2: doesn't go either way. This guy broke. He is done,
- 9:10Speaker 2: she lasted, she won. But I have to say, like
- 9:15Speaker 2: I felt that. Did you not feel that when he
- 9:18Speaker 2: was saying and he was like starting to like I'm
- 9:21Speaker 2: just done, and it was so raw and real.
- 9:25Speaker 3: No, I don't feel like it was just for camera
- 9:28Speaker 3: time or him thinking like I will not be the
- 9:31Speaker 3: next Jack's Taylor.
- 9:32Speaker 4: Look at my emotions crying. This is deep rooted. Sincere,
- 9:38Speaker 4: you can tell me the look on his face.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Well, you know, if you've ever sat across from that
- 9:43Speaker 2: person when there's just what is it, nothing's louder than
- 9:46Speaker 2: the silence of everything that's been said, like there's nothing.
- 9:50Speaker 4: Left, always so full of wisdom and.
- 9:53Speaker 1: Well that was from Alan McBeal that I used to
- 9:55Speaker 1: watch a long time ago.
- 9:56Speaker 4: Oh, my god, I love that show.
- 9:57Speaker 1: It should still be on.
- 9:59Speaker 2: But so I learned most of my wisdom from Ally
- 10:01Speaker 2: McBeal and my mother. But so that's the when everything
- 10:06Speaker 2: is just been said.
- 10:08Speaker 1: It's just there's nothing left.
- 10:10Speaker 4: Could you imagine though being well, you kind of were,
- 10:13Speaker 4: but there was some time distance between it. But literally
- 10:17Speaker 4: just splitting up with your wife that you that you're
- 10:21Speaker 4: allegedly was cheating on you, and then you got to
- 10:24Speaker 4: film a TV show together like five months later.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Yeah, that cannot be easy. Those are like some seriously
- 10:30Speaker 3: raw emotions.
- 10:32Speaker 2: No, it's it's not easy. And then you, because you're
- 10:36Speaker 2: you're on a vulnerable stage, you go through these things
- 10:39Speaker 2: and you do things Tamra that if you were maybe
- 10:42Speaker 2: in your right state of mind, you wouldn't have said
- 10:44Speaker 2: or done. So now you're but now the whole world
- 10:47Speaker 2: sees it like your every fuck up during that time,
- 10:50Speaker 2: which is the most time of fuck ups, when you're
- 10:52Speaker 2: going through a bad breakup.
- 10:54Speaker 1: Yeah, like, yeah, I get it, you're right.
- 10:56Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Kristin meets at Britney's house. Kristen talks about her ertility appointment.
- 11:01Speaker 3: She was told she was infertile, so she got pregnant
- 11:04Speaker 3: a year ago and she talks about you know, at
- 11:07Speaker 3: a certain age a woman is considered like geriatric and
- 11:11Speaker 3: infertile and all these words, you know.
- 11:13Speaker 4: For you know a lot of women right now are
- 11:16Speaker 4: not getting pregnant till they're forty. You know, back in
- 11:19Speaker 4: my day, like by.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Choice, though, by choice, right by choice.
- 11:23Speaker 4: Back on my day.
- 11:24Speaker 3: You know, I was pregnant at seventeen, And I don't
- 11:27Speaker 3: recommend that either, No, no.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Was it Is it just us? Or was there less
- 11:34Speaker 2: infertility issues when we were younger.
- 11:38Speaker 3: I just think that we just didn't have the medical
- 11:42Speaker 3: advancements that we have now and know the things we
- 11:45Speaker 3: know now. And I think, you know, women are now
- 11:49Speaker 3: starting to get pregnant and starting their lives. They want
- 11:52Speaker 3: their careers first, and they're.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Able to control things.
- 11:55Speaker 4: They're able to control it.
- 11:56Speaker 3: And you know, back in our day, it was mine
- 11:59Speaker 3: was like a fifties housewife. My mom got married at sixteen.
- 12:04Speaker 1: I think mine too.
- 12:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I got married at eighteen because I was pregnant
- 12:10Speaker 3: and you stayed home and you took care of kids
- 12:13Speaker 3: and all.
- 12:13Speaker 4: I mean, of course everything's changed.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Now, the nuclear family. I'll tell you what's wrong with it.
- 12:18Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like the normal family is what's
- 12:21Speaker 2: normal to your family. The nuclear family is what is
- 12:24Speaker 2: normal nuclear to your family. It's all relative. It doesn't
- 12:27Speaker 2: have to be in this one box. It's okay to
- 12:31Speaker 2: be whatever happens. Life happens, right, there's no shame in it.
- 12:35Speaker 2: And I feel bad for her because she's going through
- 12:39Speaker 2: so much here, like they do go through their stuff
- 12:42Speaker 2: on this show.
- 12:42Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, well, I mean look at them now.
- 12:46Speaker 3: They She just had a beautiful daby girl.
- 12:49Speaker 1: He's lovely.
- 12:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:50Speaker 4: Yeah, I like him. I like them as a couple.
- 12:53Speaker 4: I think they're solid. I think she's really good TV.
- 12:59Speaker 1: Yeah, She's always been. And she made a good choice
- 13:02Speaker 1: in the end.
- 13:03Speaker 2: I mean she had her share of she had a
- 13:05Speaker 2: kind of a high body count.
- 13:07Speaker 3: No well yeah, and she was let go of vander
- 13:12Speaker 3: Pump Rules as well, and I think that was brought
- 13:14Speaker 3: in to the show.
- 13:16Speaker 4: To Laura's high body count.
- 13:18Speaker 3: That was brought in the show, and she was accused
- 13:20Speaker 3: of racism, you know, on the episodes, and I'm like, Okay,
- 13:24Speaker 3: she has moved forward and she's doing a great job.
- 13:27Speaker 1: And she's doing a great job.
- 13:29Speaker 2: I love the comeback. I love to see her with
- 13:33Speaker 2: someone who you know in the end, at the end
- 13:35Speaker 2: of the day, she just didn't settle for a jerk.
- 13:38Speaker 1: She picked a really nice.
- 13:40Speaker 4: Guy, really nice guy.
- 13:41Speaker 2: She was at a time in her life where she
- 13:42Speaker 2: wanted this, she wanted something. She wanted to get pregnant,
- 13:46Speaker 2: and she she was smart enough to make a very
- 13:48Speaker 2: good choice in the person she chose to do that with.
- 13:51Speaker 3: So, yeah, so we got to see Benji SayMore than
- 13:54Speaker 3: two words in an episode. So Benji and Zach go
- 13:56Speaker 3: to dinner. Benji's divorce will be finalized on birthday. What
- 14:01Speaker 3: are birthday?
- 14:02Speaker 4: Present?
- 14:03Speaker 1: Birthday?
- 14:04Speaker 4: But Benji opens up.
- 14:05Speaker 3: And he's like, he's very quiet, and he's like, I
- 14:08Speaker 3: didn't want to get divorced.
- 14:09Speaker 4: He was very hurt about the divorce, and I could.
- 14:12Speaker 3: See that maybe he's still in love with his ex, right,
- 14:17Speaker 3: I know. I mean, poor Benji's like opening and opening
- 14:20Speaker 3: it up about not wanting to divorce, nor did he
- 14:23Speaker 3: want to.
- 14:23Speaker 4: Talk about Zach's at least grow talks.
- 14:26Speaker 2: He's at least he's being honest. That's number one. Benji's
- 14:31Speaker 2: not a liar, Benji.
- 14:33Speaker 1: But I don't know.
- 14:35Speaker 2: If Zach knows this, But it's not a good place
- 14:39Speaker 2: for him to be in love with someone who possibly
- 14:43Speaker 2: isn't ol still their last person.
- 14:46Speaker 1: It doesn't.
- 14:47Speaker 4: Typically it's called a rebound relationship.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:51Speaker 4: So you know what they.
- 14:52Speaker 3: Say, to get over somebody, you got to get on top.
- 14:56Speaker 4: You gotta get under somebody or on top.
- 14:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:59Speaker 2: But yeah, like I'm I mean, I feel like I'm
- 15:06Speaker 2: I feel a little bad for both of them right now.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Zach wants this really bad. Benji likes him.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Benji's very much like cares for him and knows that
- 15:15Speaker 2: Zach's into him, which is nice. Right after you come
- 15:18Speaker 2: out of a relationship with someone who didn't want you,
- 15:21Speaker 2: and let's see. I hope that everything that settled in
- 15:26Speaker 2: each other at the end.
- 15:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:27Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like Zach has become MVP of the season.
- 15:32Speaker 3: I started off being kind of annoyed with him, but
- 15:36Speaker 3: he has turned into one of my favorites on the show.
- 15:38Speaker 3: He gets a wild at the end of the episode, but.
- 15:42Speaker 4: I'm here for it. I'm here for it. Everyone arrives
- 15:45Speaker 4: to Michelle's Zen party. Would you want to go to
- 15:50Speaker 4: his end party?
- 15:52Speaker 1: I'd want to go to any party right now.
- 15:53Speaker 2: I don't any party, Okay, I'm not like the Crystals thing.
- 15:57Speaker 2: It was like it was a nice concept. Do you
- 16:00Speaker 2: believe in crystal? I don't disbelieve in anything. I just
- 16:05Speaker 2: don't know enough about them. Like I want to take
- 16:08Speaker 2: Kyle's crystal that she drops fifty times during the reunion
- 16:11Speaker 2: and throw it across the room.
- 16:13Speaker 4: Well, it was huge. She had like a dildo in
- 16:16Speaker 4: her hand. I know, it was like a crystal.
- 16:19Speaker 1: Like a pocket rocket.
- 16:21Speaker 4: It was so big it was a lipstick.
- 16:24Speaker 1: No, but like what did she do?
- 16:26Speaker 2: Like, I mean, I'm sure it's Is it the size
- 16:29Speaker 2: of the crystal.
- 16:31Speaker 1: That matters?
- 16:32Speaker 4: Or tell they is it?
- 16:36Speaker 3: I'm with you on this kind of stuff. I don't disagree.
- 16:39Speaker 3: I don't agree. I'm here for it.
- 16:41Speaker 2: I'll try, and if it works, I'll worry. I'll put
- 16:44Speaker 2: I put crystals in my water, right, a water bottle.
- 16:47Speaker 2: I bought a crystal in it, but it looked like
- 16:49Speaker 2: a penis, so I stopped using it.
- 16:51Speaker 3: Well, Jacks, he didn't believe it, He says, I don't
- 16:54Speaker 3: believe any of the shit.
- 16:55Speaker 4: It's all.
- 16:55Speaker 1: Actually, better find something to believe in, bro.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Maybe if he said, you better find Jesus something, if
- 17:00Speaker 2: you believed in something, What what it is you find
- 17:04Speaker 2: that makes you believe in something? Because you better find it.
- 17:08Speaker 2: You need a conscience, you need something to answer to.
- 17:13Speaker 3: You know, it's a season finale when the exes sit
- 17:16Speaker 3: down and talk. So first we had Michelle and Jesse
- 17:20Speaker 3: Nase having Brittany and jacks.
- 17:23Speaker 4: They agree to sit down.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Brittany makes fun of Jackson's pores, his greasy face.
- 17:28Speaker 4: She had me laughing.
- 17:30Speaker 3: I think when you're sitting across from somebody that you've
- 17:32Speaker 3: been in a relationship with and you're like his.
- 17:35Speaker 4: Poor through different eyes, his nostrils too large, that one.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Well, listen, she ain't doing too bad.
- 17:44Speaker 2: I thought what she's been hitting lately, and she mark.
- 17:49Speaker 2: I mean, Jackson's a good looking by the way, Jaxon
- 17:51Speaker 2: is a good looking guy.
- 17:52Speaker 4: He is a greorking guy.
- 17:53Speaker 1: I find him to be, you know what.
- 17:55Speaker 3: His personality, he doesn't act, Yeah, like your personality could
- 17:59Speaker 3: really make you ugly.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Oh and yes, of course, I mean yeah.
- 18:05Speaker 3: Yeah, But I was rolling when she was making fun
- 18:09Speaker 3: of his greasy face, and I don't know, maybe I
- 18:10Speaker 3: just let that humor.
- 18:14Speaker 4: That I would probably do that absolutely.
- 18:16Speaker 3: Jax tells Brittany he's going to wait until the very
- 18:19Speaker 3: last day to sign the divorce papers just because just
- 18:23Speaker 3: because he wants to piss because off.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Just because you said I had big pores.
- 18:28Speaker 4: It's like, dude, you know you're a dick.
- 18:32Speaker 2: I don't think that they are in that place to
- 18:35Speaker 2: be able to sit down and make any sense of anything.
- 18:39Speaker 2: They're way too emotional to make any sense. Like it
- 18:43Speaker 2: took Jesse and Michelle a whole season to come to
- 18:47Speaker 2: their senses and say, let's call it truce. And there
- 18:50Speaker 2: is no way that Jackson Brittany is even close or
- 18:53Speaker 2: they're not.
- 18:54Speaker 4: Even no, not even close.
- 18:55Speaker 3: But the one thing that I totally want to take
- 18:58Speaker 3: Brittany and shake her is get rid of that house.
- 19:02Speaker 3: Jack didn't pay the mortgage for seven months, He didn't
- 19:05Speaker 3: pay his taxes for seven years.
- 19:06Speaker 4: She has an additional over.
- 19:09Speaker 3: A million dollars on that mortgage paying off his old taxes.
- 19:13Speaker 4: Why would you want to stay in that house?
- 19:15Speaker 1: Does she have to have? Is she responsible? Is she responsible? Well?
- 19:19Speaker 1: I guess it could be upside down.
- 19:21Speaker 2: Damn if if they didn't pay the mortgage, sell it
- 19:24Speaker 2: and owe money on it.
- 19:26Speaker 4: Short sell it. I don't give a shit. You want
- 19:28Speaker 4: his debt, No way got it. That's just a stupid.
- 19:32Speaker 1: Moved somebody could talk to about that.
- 19:35Speaker 3: Yeah, short sell, do what you have to do. I
- 19:37Speaker 3: don't know what year they bought it, but you know
- 19:40Speaker 3: it's not worth it. You have like a seventeen thousand
- 19:42Speaker 3: dollars house payment, you're a single mom.
- 19:45Speaker 2: No, you and I we don't even We lose sleep
- 19:47Speaker 2: over these things. Yeah, I lose sleep for them. I'm
- 19:50Speaker 2: like watching, I'm like, how do you come out of it?
- 19:54Speaker 2: How do you catch up?
- 19:55Speaker 1: Like?
- 19:55Speaker 2: It's just crazy to me, it's crazy. I don't want it.
- 20:00Speaker 2: Knock on wood. I cannot the stress of that show.
- 20:04Speaker 3: Now we know that Jackson is going to be no
- 20:06Speaker 3: longer on the show, which I'm surprised they announced prior to.
- 20:10Speaker 4: Even the reunion airing. I don't know why someone chose
- 20:14Speaker 4: to do that. They don't ever do that, they don't
- 20:17Speaker 4: ever do it. I gotta believe it's not his choice.
- 20:20Speaker 4: It's not his choice he did.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Something's happen.
- 20:25Speaker 4: Maybe something happened, maybe something that the reunion happened.
- 20:28Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I'm signing up.
- 20:29Speaker 3: So there is a three part reunion trailer just came out.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know, it's three plus.
- 20:38Speaker 3: I know, Well, Janet goes up to Nia to apologize
- 20:42Speaker 3: for the words she used on the boat. Nia just
- 20:45Speaker 3: wants space from Janet.
- 20:47Speaker 2: Now. I have to understand that Janet's been hosed in
- 20:49Speaker 2: her since the beginning of the season.
- 20:51Speaker 3: But at least Janet's trying. She's trying, and you know,
- 20:54Speaker 3: it's a season finale.
- 20:55Speaker 4: He's trying season.
- 20:57Speaker 2: Finale, and they want to come back. They want to
- 20:59Speaker 2: make resolution and come back.
- 21:01Speaker 4: Right, I'll give her that, But it was kind of
- 21:04Speaker 4: maybe a too late.
- 21:06Speaker 2: Well, and you know, yeah, you're right, it's too late.
- 21:11Speaker 2: You don't wait until the end. You don't have to
- 21:14Speaker 2: drag them through the mud until the very last five
- 21:18Speaker 2: minutes of the fedale, right when the producers probably say, well, guys,
- 21:23Speaker 2: we're almost done filming, so you might want to do something.
- 21:27Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
- 21:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Well, Jesse is open and raw and tells Kristen Luke
- 21:32Speaker 3: about his financial struggles, what he's going through as a single.
- 21:36Speaker 1: Dad, and I feel sorry for him.
- 21:39Speaker 4: I do feel sorry for him.
- 21:41Speaker 1: I do.
- 21:43Speaker 4: Like you said, he's a smart guy.
- 21:44Speaker 1: He's very smart. He's for him.
- 21:47Speaker 2: He has the ability to come out of this and
- 21:51Speaker 2: now maybe if things are calm in his relationship with
- 21:54Speaker 2: Michelle instead of all this hate back and forth. Then
- 21:58Speaker 2: maybe he'll be able to think clearer to get himself
- 22:00Speaker 2: out of the mess.
- 22:01Speaker 1: That he's in.
- 22:02Speaker 3: Yeah, now, what were your thoughts when Jack compares Danny
- 22:06Speaker 3: to Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy.
- 22:09Speaker 2: You know, this whole season, I've actually had the opinion
- 22:13Speaker 2: that they're very hard on Danny and Nia, very very
- 22:17Speaker 2: hard on them. And I think, of course that's a
- 22:20Speaker 2: very exaggerated comparison.
- 22:24Speaker 4: Oh you think get you know, I mean.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Come on, but they want what's the huge dislike for
- 22:32Speaker 2: those that couple like?
- 22:34Speaker 1: They're not.
- 22:34Speaker 2: I don't look at them as horrible people. I think
- 22:37Speaker 2: they're very kind. Even when people are coming at them.
- 22:40Speaker 2: They don't go at them like animals like I would do.
- 22:43Speaker 3: Like, I don't understand it, and I don't know if
- 22:45Speaker 3: there's some stuff you know.
- 22:47Speaker 1: That do you see what I'm saying.
- 22:49Speaker 4: Well, there's a lot of talk about his.
- 22:50Speaker 3: You know, his drinking and some called alcoholic. Some studies
- 22:54Speaker 3: cross lines multiple times, and his wife knows about it,
- 22:57Speaker 3: and they're keeping his secret.
- 22:58Speaker 4: I know for a fact. You know when somebody.
- 23:02Speaker 3: Is keeping secrets like that, and the whole entire cast
- 23:04Speaker 3: sees it. But yet production isn't getting it on camera.
- 23:08Speaker 3: It's frustrating.
- 23:10Speaker 2: That's I'm feeling like I was just gonna say, I'm
- 23:13Speaker 2: feeling like that's what it is. I'm feeling like the
- 23:17Speaker 2: cast is now frustrated with their lack of transparency because
- 23:20Speaker 2: you know, on our shows, you don't get away with
- 23:23Speaker 2: that shit. No.
- 23:31Speaker 3: So Danny's on the Seventh Water with Lemon as Jax
- 23:34Speaker 3: goes and walks up to him.
- 23:36Speaker 4: Jack's claims he doesn't have a drinking problem. He hasn't a.
- 23:41Speaker 2: Oh, it's the anger that's a that's like, do my
- 23:46Speaker 2: pants look fat? No?
- 23:48Speaker 1: Does my ass look fat in these pants?
- 23:50Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 23:50Speaker 4: Right now it's the pants that are fat.
- 23:52Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the play on, like the switching the
- 23:55Speaker 3: words is like, dude, wait.
- 23:58Speaker 2: Why why he's not taking accountability. He will not evolve.
- 24:03Speaker 2: I don't see a lot of help here.
- 24:04Speaker 3: But justin give him say, I do not have a
- 24:08Speaker 3: drinking problem. I have an anger problem and maybe an
- 24:12Speaker 3: alleged cocaine problem too. He forgot to throw that one in.
- 24:18Speaker 1: Listen, it's the anger that makes him do everything.
- 24:20Speaker 2: So this guy's got this guy's got a problem, period.
- 24:26Speaker 3: Yeah, a big one, he says Danny and nea are
- 24:28Speaker 3: trying too hard to pretend like they're perfect.
- 24:31Speaker 1: That's annoying.
- 24:33Speaker 3: Is annoying if it's true Jack's claims that Danny has
- 24:35Speaker 3: been exported out of his bar twice for touching girls inappropriately. Now,
- 24:41Speaker 3: let's go back to the first person he touched inappropriately
- 24:45Speaker 3: was Jasmine's girlfriend, right.
- 24:48Speaker 1: I thought it was Jasmine?
- 24:49Speaker 4: Was it Jasmin or Jasmine's girlfriend?
- 24:51Speaker 1: It was Jasmine Jasmine?
- 24:54Speaker 2: And then the girlfriend didn't like it, and then the
- 24:57Speaker 2: girlfriend it was a whole.
- 24:59Speaker 4: It was Jasmine, her girl, then the girlfriend.
- 25:01Speaker 2: Yeah, boy, he's not learning his lesson. This guy's got
- 25:05Speaker 2: a problem. I do believe he's got a problem. They're
- 25:10Speaker 2: called it. Listen, you know what Janet called bullshit?
- 25:14Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's that's the thing. And I've been guilty
- 25:17Speaker 3: of this before. When you know that there is.
- 25:20Speaker 4: Something going on and you want that person, you want
- 25:24Speaker 4: it out there so bad because they're hiding it, and
- 25:28Speaker 4: at you look like the asshole. You look at the asshole.
- 25:33Speaker 4: And sometimes you have to just let things naturally come out.
- 25:36Speaker 1: And they do.
- 25:37Speaker 2: The dirty laundry comes out in the wash. It is
- 25:41Speaker 2: going to come out because you know what. Bravo fans
- 25:46Speaker 2: are not stupid. They're so smart. They see through people
- 25:51Speaker 2: before we see through them. They're not even in front
- 25:54Speaker 2: of them, they're watching them on TV. But our fans,
- 25:57Speaker 2: they don't fuck around. I don't want to cross a
- 25:59Speaker 2: Bravo fan.
- 26:00Speaker 3: Just recently, I don't know if I was with your
- 26:02Speaker 3: with Teddy were recapping the Valley and I was talking
- 26:05Speaker 3: about Janet I believe, and I said, listen, a lot
- 26:08Speaker 3: of us have been guilty.
- 26:09Speaker 4: I've been guilty of creating drama and doing these.
- 26:12Speaker 3: Things in the past. But I always bite you in
- 26:14Speaker 3: the ass. All of a sudden, these.
- 26:16Speaker 4: Bottom feet are Oh loggers come out, Oh Tamra. Tamera
- 26:24Speaker 4: admits that she creates dramas. I'm like, that's what I said.
- 26:28Speaker 3: I was forthcoming, saying, like a lot of us would,
- 26:31Speaker 3: you know, exaggerating scenes that you probably wouldn't do in
- 26:34Speaker 3: normal life. But you know, you learn your lesson. I've
- 26:38Speaker 3: been I've been at this game for many, many years.
- 26:41Speaker 3: Like I learned my lesson a long time.
- 26:43Speaker 1: You've lost it a long.
- 26:44Speaker 3: Long time for a reason, So leave we the fuck alone.
- 26:49Speaker 3: Nia joins the conversation and Jack says she she's miss Americas.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Going after her. This girl doesn't.
- 26:58Speaker 4: Because she haswear boundary. I guess that's the wrong chair.
- 27:02Speaker 2: When somebody's coming after you, Why are you going to
- 27:04Speaker 2: be mean to this girl. She's got enough on her plate.
- 27:07Speaker 2: She's got three under three or four under five, I
- 27:09Speaker 2: don't know what the fuck ten under seven, and it's
- 27:13Speaker 2: it's like some massive a thing. NIA.
- 27:19Speaker 4: I have to give it to her. She got involved.
- 27:20Speaker 3: She says, like, I almost hit Jack's I think, driving
- 27:23Speaker 3: in her car while he was stumbling drunk. Jack says,
- 27:26Speaker 3: she makes ship up and I'm like, you know what,
- 27:31Speaker 3: nobody's believing you.
- 27:32Speaker 4: Jack's over NIA.
- 27:34Speaker 2: It's I think NIA is a what do you call it?
- 27:41Speaker 2: When somebody doesn't help the person they with, they enabled.
- 27:46Speaker 4: She's an enabler.
- 27:47Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she's an enabler.
- 27:49Speaker 3: And I think we learned a lot about her life
- 27:52Speaker 3: and growing up, and we did that.
- 27:54Speaker 2: You don't come out of that unscathed, I think for
- 27:56Speaker 2: the most part, coming from that, and I'm so sorry
- 28:02Speaker 2: that she had to go through that as a child.
- 28:04Speaker 2: That it's a lot of the reasons she's tolerating what
- 28:07Speaker 2: she is tolerating, and and she wants that family in
- 28:13Speaker 2: that unit so badly. She doesn't want to rock that
- 28:15Speaker 2: boat and Danny better get a shit together. Yeah, I'm
- 28:19Speaker 2: and I waited this long and for them because I
- 28:21Speaker 2: gave Danny the benefit of the doubt.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Well, Kristen to the rescue. She comes and breaks up
- 28:27Speaker 3: the argument and.
- 28:28Speaker 1: Jack she's like the mom of the group, by the way.
- 28:30Speaker 4: Yeah she is, she really is.
- 28:32Speaker 1: So it's going to be an amazing mother.
- 28:34Speaker 3: Danny claims Jack's allegedly sleeps with his staff.
- 28:38Speaker 2: Shocker, shocker, Oh Danny, it really you really hit and
- 28:42Speaker 2: below the belt on.
- 28:43Speaker 3: I know, well, you know the old saying, don't finish
- 28:46Speaker 3: off the company pond, Like, look what just.
- 28:48Speaker 4: Happened to those that ceo there was that the whole concert.
- 28:51Speaker 4: Whoo they got fired.
- 28:55Speaker 2: It's so amateur, like you couldn't just be like take
- 28:58Speaker 2: his arm and like start dancing like you killed yourself.
- 29:02Speaker 3: Yeah, the way they docked everything is so funny, so funny,
- 29:06Speaker 3: like could you imagine?
- 29:08Speaker 4: Oh god.
- 29:10Speaker 3: Neo reminds Danny that the entire conversation was on camera,
- 29:14Speaker 3: and she seems pissed about it. So she's pissed because
- 29:17Speaker 3: Danny says Jack sleeps with his staff. Now, I don't
- 29:21Speaker 3: know why she's telling like, shut up, it's on camera.
- 29:26Speaker 3: Is it news that hasn't been out? And she's like,
- 29:28Speaker 3: doesn't want to be starting rumors.
- 29:31Speaker 1: You know, we can make up a story right now.
- 29:33Speaker 1: You know what the story's gonna be. Is he going
- 29:34Speaker 1: to get in trouble? Is he in trouble for sleeping
- 29:37Speaker 1: with someone? Is he getting blamed? Is their charges against him?
- 29:39Speaker 4: But this could be like a legal issue that could
- 29:44Speaker 4: be only going well, Janet and Jason gonna find out. Yeah,
- 29:50Speaker 4: we're gonna find out. Janet and Jason were sitting in
- 29:52Speaker 4: the corner during this fight, like thank.
- 29:54Speaker 1: You Jesus with the popcorn.
- 29:56Speaker 3: It wasn't or not once once She's like, yeah, I'm
- 29:59Speaker 3: gonna in this season.
- 30:01Speaker 4: Good?
- 30:02Speaker 1: What wait? I had to ask you something real quick.
- 30:04Speaker 1: What's going on?
- 30:05Speaker 2: Where she had to move out of the country because
- 30:07Speaker 2: she's getting death threats?
- 30:08Speaker 1: Like, what's that all about?
- 30:09Speaker 2: No?
- 30:10Speaker 3: She so she was getting death threat she turned her
- 30:14Speaker 3: comments or made her account private or something like that.
- 30:17Speaker 3: And she had already planned a trip to go wherever
- 30:21Speaker 3: she was out. I don't remember where it was, but
- 30:22Speaker 3: Cherry had already had planned that trip. So she was
- 30:27Speaker 3: just going on a family trip. So people think she
- 30:29Speaker 3: had to you know how these bloggers.
- 30:31Speaker 1: No, I thought that was a little much.
- 30:33Speaker 3: All right, Okay, leave the country because of social media
- 30:36Speaker 3: death threats and things like that.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Thank you for clearing that up for me.
- 30:40Speaker 4: Yeah. So, Jasmine says there's enough, not enough crystals in
- 30:44Speaker 4: the world to heal this group.
- 30:46Speaker 3: She has upset it Zach and Kristen for alleging that
- 30:49Speaker 3: she brought Jenna into the group to hurt Michelle.
- 30:53Speaker 4: Now, this conversation came out of left field.
- 30:57Speaker 3: It's not a left field like what we we wait,
- 30:59Speaker 3: were are we talking about that anymore? And Kristin and
- 31:03Speaker 3: Zach claim that Janet is the ring leader behind all
- 31:07Speaker 3: the drama.
- 31:07Speaker 4: Well we know that. You know, every show needs their villain.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Not a lot of revelation going on here. By the way, guys,
- 31:15Speaker 2: Zach is on fire. He's maybe a little tipsy. He's
- 31:21Speaker 2: ready to fight.
- 31:22Speaker 3: He threatens to end his friendship with Brittany if she
- 31:25Speaker 3: sticks up for Janet again. And he was he was
- 31:29Speaker 3: not having it, not having it at all.
- 31:31Speaker 2: Love makes you do crazy things. Love gives you that
- 31:37Speaker 2: big d energy. He's a big dick energy so easy. Yeah,
- 31:40Speaker 2: but he's been a good friend to Brittany.
- 31:42Speaker 4: He has, and I think it's been a very very.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Good friend to her.
- 31:46Speaker 4: He's sick of it. He's like, I'm doing for you
- 31:49Speaker 4: had enough, like give me back.
- 31:51Speaker 2: And you know when somebody meets somebody and you know,
- 31:54Speaker 2: they have some pillow talk, and then that person starts saying,
- 31:57Speaker 2: you know, like you're more of a friend that person
- 32:00Speaker 2: than they are to you, and then all these things
- 32:03Speaker 2: get in your head from the new person in your life.
- 32:05Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 32:08Speaker 2: Of course, this is all like conspiracy theories that we
- 32:11Speaker 2: talk about, right, like we make shit up.
- 32:13Speaker 4: We're not educated.
- 32:14Speaker 1: Just now.
- 32:15Speaker 4: Meanwhile, Kristin and Janet already each other's throat.
- 32:17Speaker 3: Christ And says she wouldn't care if someone told her
- 32:20Speaker 3: she was a whore and.
- 32:21Speaker 4: Threaten to beat her up. Do you think it would
- 32:24Speaker 4: bother Kristen if someone said that about her. I guess
- 32:27Speaker 4: it depends on who said it.
- 32:30Speaker 2: I don't think Kristin would take that lightly at all
- 32:33Speaker 2: from anyone ever.
- 32:36Speaker 1: Kristin, she's like, you know, she don't put up with shit,
- 32:40Speaker 1: and well.
- 32:41Speaker 4: She admits she goes.
- 32:41Speaker 3: I say colorful, colorful shit when I'm mad, And all
- 32:44Speaker 3: I could.
- 32:44Speaker 4: Say was same girl, same. I get it.
- 32:49Speaker 2: I gat same girl, same and and then you feel
- 32:53Speaker 2: like a little bit stupid and you say, I meant
- 32:56Speaker 2: what I said, but I wish I said it more
- 32:59Speaker 2: A takelated it like.
- 33:00Speaker 4: More classic, but I ain't classy. Yes, okay.
- 33:05Speaker 3: Zach calls Janet a whore as Jason and her la
- 33:09Speaker 3: vane and then they come back. Then Zach yells at
- 33:12Speaker 3: Brittany because he wants her support. Zach was just losing
- 33:15Speaker 3: his shit, like I'm like, stop it, stop it. We
- 33:17Speaker 3: were all here for you, Just stop it. So Zach's
- 33:22Speaker 3: drunk name now is being zig zag Zach because he's
- 33:24Speaker 3: all over the place when he gets drunk, He's just everywhere.
- 33:27Speaker 3: So fireworks go off, and Michelle and Aaron are the
- 33:31Speaker 3: only happily couple. They're just holding each other, looking at
- 33:34Speaker 3: each other.
- 33:34Speaker 1: They really love each other, don't.
- 33:36Speaker 3: I really do love each other. Benji consoles Zach. He
- 33:40Speaker 3: consoles him, It's all right, we'll get through this together
- 33:43Speaker 3: a little Benji. Kristen shows her engagement ring and says
- 33:48Speaker 3: she's had great karma this year. Jasmine bought an engagement
- 33:52Speaker 3: ring for Melissa by and Jack for them yep, and
- 33:56Speaker 3: Jack claims he won't be able to love another person again.
- 34:00Speaker 3: M oh, except for himself.
- 34:05Speaker 4: Except and that's all you have it. Season finale. Now
- 34:11Speaker 4: there is a three part reunion.
- 34:14Speaker 1: I'm looking forward Accident.
- 34:17Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's coming out next week and we're going
- 34:21Speaker 3: to cover.
- 34:21Speaker 4: That as well.
- 34:22Speaker 1: So you're one's interesting.
- 34:24Speaker 4: So we're not.
- 34:25Speaker 3: Done with the valley, all right, Dolores, you have a
- 34:29Speaker 3: good day, Okay.
- 34:31Speaker 4: Bye,