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Mississippi Burning (When It Pees) | Thursday October 30, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: Raz Sharm and Jerry Caldwell. Today this is episode four
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  Speaker 2: that a bunch of monkeys escaped. I appreciate the celebration
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  Speaker 2: on I fifty nine in Mississippi that these monkeys decided
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  Speaker 2: to start. So let's capitalize on that. Now aggressive lab
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  Speaker 2: monkeys carrying hepatitis, ce, herpes, and COVID escaped after a
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  Speaker 2: crash in Mississippi. WHOA, I bet everyone's worried about COVID. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I guarantee you had the whole COVID lockdown. All the
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  Speaker 2: shenanigans of twenty twenty twenty twenty one and carrying over
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  Speaker 2: into twenty twenty two started with this inciting incident of
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of infected monkeys running loose on a Mississippi highway.
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  Speaker 2: We all would have taken being locked down a lot
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  Speaker 2: more easily.
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  Speaker 3: I think COVID is how they got most of their
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  Speaker 3: STDs lockdown with nothing to do, and their monkeys they
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  Speaker 3: started off just regular monkeys. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Look, this story is terrifying enough on its own right,
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  Speaker 2: But when I read further and saw that this group
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  Speaker 2: of infected monkeys was on the way to Florida, I thought,
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  Speaker 2: why are we tempting fate to this degree? I feel
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  Speaker 2: like that's too much for one planet to handle. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: that's why the truck crashed before it even got to Florida,
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  Speaker 2: because someone along the lines realized, we can't allow this
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  Speaker 2: group of infected monkeys to make it to Florida, because
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  Speaker 2: once they get into Florida waters, God only knows what
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  Speaker 2: will happen in that state.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like the setup to an episode of Black Mirror,
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  Speaker 4: doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: It really does.
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  Speaker 2: Add some dystopian stuff right there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't get that reference, so I'll just I don't either.
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  Speaker 2: I'll say it, it's like the twenty first century version
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  Speaker 2: of Twilight Zone.
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  Speaker 4: If you guys have not seen Black Mirror, if you
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  Speaker 4: can make it through the first episode of the first season,
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  Speaker 4: your gold.
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  Speaker 3: I hate when people say that. That tells me that episode.
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  Speaker 2: Shit, No it's not, but it's just that intense. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: is it? A group of rhesus macock monkeys infected with
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  Speaker 2: three different diseases running around loose on a highway in Mississippi.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Gary, I think.
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  Speaker 1: Going back to your original point, you can't. Can you
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  Speaker 1: change destiny because I think all infected monkeys are eventually
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  Speaker 1: up in Florida.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I think that's the destination for all things.
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  Speaker 2: I think when they argue that they all start there,
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  Speaker 2: did they.
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  Speaker 5: Start I mean chicken Egg?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean maybe they were going back for a
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  Speaker 3: brief hepatitis city reunion in spring break for them, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's I don't know when they're spring I don't know
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  Speaker 3: when spring is for them. But I think STDs are perfect.
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  Speaker 2: From Cox going back to yeah, no, you're absolutely right.
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  Speaker 2: It just gives us, It gives us an excuse to
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  Speaker 2: say herpes. Mccock, maccock's got herpes, and Trey you may
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  Speaker 2: be onto something. Maybe maybe they were on their way
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  Speaker 2: to Florida for spring break and they partied so hard
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  Speaker 2: on the road trip that they tumped over somewhere in Mississippi.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know your STDs are bad. When Florida doesn't want.
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  Speaker 1: You many many of you have too many many and
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  Speaker 1: mccock has no self control.
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  Speaker 3: You never know how strong a mccock is.
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  Speaker 2: Until it's cut loose in Mississippi. Exclaims why Mississippi is burning?
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  Speaker 2: And that's yeah, that's the sequel to the movie Mississippi Burning.
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  Speaker 2: Mississippi Burning, would a pease so to recap here. A
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  Speaker 2: truck carrying monkeys with hepatitis, C, herpes, and COVID crashed
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  Speaker 2: in Jasper County, Mississippi. Several monkeys were destroyed, but according
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  Speaker 2: to this seventeen hours ago, one remains on the loose
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  Speaker 2: and is considered dangerous. You don't say. Tulane University will
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  Speaker 2: send a team to recover the remaining animals. I for
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  Speaker 2: one cannot wait for this Disney movie. I think the
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  Speaker 2: songs themselves will win awards and it'll be a triumph
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  Speaker 2: for children around the world.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's a funny.
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  Speaker 1: Who do they send the university outside of New Orleans.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're immune to all of those exactly.
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  Speaker 2: New Orleans.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, cigarette, no gloves going. Yeah we got this.
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  Speaker 3: Just barefoot.
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  Speaker 2: People from certain parts of Louisiana take born this way
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  Speaker 2: to a whole new level.
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  Speaker 3: Mhm.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah. Needless to say, it's an eye catching headline
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  Speaker 2: when you see aggressive lab monkeys carrying Hepsie, herpes and
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  Speaker 2: COVID escape after a crash on a Mississippi highway. I
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  Speaker 2: for one was glad that look. I was already glad.
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  Speaker 2: I've never lived in Mississippi. I've driven through it a
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  Speaker 2: couple of times, and I will say some interesting things
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  Speaker 2: that I've seen on that road or on those road
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  Speaker 2: trips have been driving through Mississippi. Like I saw chunks
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  Speaker 2: of a guy because he had gotten hit by a
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  Speaker 2: car on the highway, so that the road was closed
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  Speaker 2: and we had a D tour. The weird thing was
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  Speaker 2: Mississippi Highway Patrol started the D tour really close to
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  Speaker 2: the crash site, so much so that I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 2: I saw like half of the guy's face on the
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  Speaker 2: road as I detoured off the highway. And side note,
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  Speaker 2: good news, bad news. The best breakfast bagel sandwich I've
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  Speaker 2: ever had in my life is in Mississippi.
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  Speaker 3: Have you had one in New York?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying in my life. I'm not saying
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  Speaker 2: I've been everywhere and had them all. I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 2: of the ones I have enjoyed and the ones I
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  Speaker 2: have consumed, the best was in Hattiesburg.
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  Speaker 3: And do you do you know the name of the place?
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  Speaker 3: In case I've ever driving or being captured in Mississippi.
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  Speaker 2: If you find yourself in Mississippi a little angry, let
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  Speaker 2: me know if you have any plans to go in
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  Speaker 2: or around Mississippi, and I'll look up the name. I
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  Speaker 2: can never remember the name. I've only been there twice,
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  Speaker 2: but it was so good the first time that the
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  Speaker 2: second time we made the road trip from Dallas to Florida,
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  Speaker 2: we made sure to go the same way and stop
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  Speaker 2: and get that same sandwich. So I know where it is.
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  Speaker 2: I just can't remember the name of it, but I
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  Speaker 2: can let.
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  Speaker 3: You know, if you need okay, I'll let you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but I do think that the reason they were going
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  Speaker 3: to the truck was going to Florida. Is that just
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  Speaker 3: sounds like when you said it's COVID PPSI and herpes.
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  Speaker 3: To me, that just sounds like a Tampa nursing home.
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  Speaker 3: It's already there. Send them a cocks.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe have the mingled right, wind out with something like
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  Speaker 4: COVID hepa herpes or.
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  Speaker 2: It's the new variant, the COVID FU variant or f
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  Speaker 2: all probably.
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  Speaker 3: But there's one monkey left now right.
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  Speaker 2: According to the most recent report that I've seen, the
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  Speaker 2: team from Tulane is searching for the lone marauding MACCOQ
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  Speaker 2: in Mississippi.
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  Speaker 3: That's just I know that I know Hollywood and I
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  Speaker 3: know how it works. This is the this is the
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  Speaker 3: reboot of Outbreak.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 3: That's what this is gonna be for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's the thing, like, if Hollywood's gonna do
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  Speaker 2: a reboot, you can't just completely copy the original. You
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  Speaker 2: have to amp it up a little bit for modern audiences.
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  Speaker 2: Because back in the day Outbrac started with just it
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  Speaker 2: was like a monkey bite, wasn't it. Yeah, Now, that's
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  Speaker 2: not scary enough. Now it has to be a triple
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  Speaker 2: infected monkey. Yeah, with a crash as opposed to you know,
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  Speaker 2: like uh say someone on spring break taking those beach
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  Speaker 2: photos with the monkey and it just gets and just
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  Speaker 2: bites their ear. No, instead, this is way scary.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It starts with the opening sequences. That Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: the the opening sequence starts with the truck wrecking and
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  Speaker 3: you see all them like what you think is all
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  Speaker 3: the monkeys destroyed?
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  Speaker 4: And then the one John Rambo of all the monkeys
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  Speaker 4: is the one that's out there.
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  Speaker 3: He's already got diseases. Don't make him stupid on.
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  Speaker 5: Top of it.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's actually brilliant because it could take the original
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  Speaker 2: Rambow where he's hiding in mud, except now it's it's
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  Speaker 2: a Reesius Macoque infected monkey, but still at the head zone,
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  Speaker 2: wrapped around like he's left the he's left the testing facility,
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  Speaker 2: but he's never left it behind.
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  Speaker 3: They drew first blood, not meat.
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  Speaker 1: Or if you did an animated version, it would just
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  Speaker 1: be quagmire.
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  Speaker 2: what the f is dry begging? That's what I thought
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  Speaker 2: I'm curious what you think dry begging is.
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  Speaker 3: I called it high school?
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  Speaker 8: Thank you?
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  Speaker 5: What happens after dry humping?
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was going to be what happens before
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  Speaker 2: the dry humping. First, it's the dry begging, then the
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  Speaker 2: dry humping, and if you're lucky, somewhat humping, and then
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  Speaker 2: some very moist crying. I did all that by myself.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, that was just a night with the mattress
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  Speaker 2: software here was wild. But it can't hold a candle
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  Speaker 2: to freshman year for the record high school? Anyway? What
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  Speaker 2: the f is dry begging? So we talk about this
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  Speaker 2: a lot, all these new terms that get thrown around
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  Speaker 2: for things that are not new, just a new term
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  Speaker 2: for you know, what to call something this I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I've heard of before on either front. Dry begging
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  Speaker 2: is a form of emotional manipulation that sounds all too familiar.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever frustratingly, have you ever frustratingly said frustratingly?
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever frustratingly mumbled to your partner that it
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  Speaker 2: must be nice to have a partner who walks the
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  Speaker 2: dog in hopes of them walking the dog more often?
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  Speaker 2: Or have you ever sighed that you'll just do the
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  Speaker 2: errands alone even though you don't want to. Turns out
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  Speaker 2: you may be dry begging. This is a tool that
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  Speaker 2: people use in relationships of all sorts to get their
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  Speaker 2: needs met. According to a therapist and owner of Boulder
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  Speaker 2: Therapy and Wellness in Colorado, dry begging is when someone
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  Speaker 2: indirectly asks for something. There's a need there that they're
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  Speaker 2: not stating it clearly. This is sound familiar in relationships past.
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  Speaker 5: Those are just passive, passive aggressive types stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm yeah. So initially I was like, is this
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  Speaker 2: a new thing with a new term or is this
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  Speaker 2: just a new term for something we already know? Trey,
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  Speaker 2: I think you're right, this is something we already know.
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  Speaker 2: It's just being passive aggressive, like it must be nice
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  Speaker 2: to insert whatever it is here. She's obviously mad that
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  Speaker 2: you get to do that. Mm, it's like, yes, it
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  Speaker 2: is nice. I get to do this. You know, I
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  Speaker 2: made the choice to do it.
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  Speaker 5: That's why.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I chose to do it. Because I like
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  Speaker 2: it and it is nice. That's why I do it.
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  Speaker 3: My axe was passive aggressive towards me. I wasn't towards
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  Speaker 3: her because I know she's lazy, so that would be
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  Speaker 3: an exercise and futility, like I'm not going to be
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  Speaker 3: passive aggressive. Being passive aggressive to somebody that's asleep is creepy.
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  Speaker 2: So I just must be nice to be sleeping. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: it is shut up.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: So your ex would be passive aggressive to you in
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  Speaker 2: your sleep?
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  Speaker 3: No, No, she was.
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  Speaker 6: She was.
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  Speaker 3: She's lazy, so she comes home and she goes like
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  Speaker 3: she gets on the couch and goes to sleep after
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  Speaker 3: a long day at work or whatever. And I know
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  Speaker 3: she's busy. I know she does her thing, but she
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  Speaker 3: would be passive aggressive towards like the same things, like oh,
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  Speaker 3: it must have been nice to be home all day today,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, I'm a comic also be gone
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  Speaker 3: for the next week on the road. But I was
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  Speaker 3: never that way back to her because someone wasn't awake,
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  Speaker 3: So hard to do that.
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  Speaker 2: It is fascinating when someone is taking digs at your
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  Speaker 2: choices when in reality they're mad at themselves. Because in
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  Speaker 2: my forty five years, there are a lot of things
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  Speaker 2: I have learned over the years. One of the things
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  Speaker 2: I've learned in recent years is people really hate it
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  Speaker 2: when you hold a mirror up to them because most
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  Speaker 2: of the time they don't like what they see and
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  Speaker 2: they don't like being called out on it. I've seen
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  Speaker 2: this in all walks of life. I've seen this in
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  Speaker 2: personal relationships, I've seen it in professional relationships. I've seen
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  Speaker 2: this with elected officials. I've seen this with not elect everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: If someone is behaving poorly, they absolutely hate being called
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  Speaker 2: out on or a mirror being held up showing them them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, Yeah, I've always said it, I mean, and
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  Speaker 3: I've said it out loud to people, and I've only
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  Speaker 3: dealt with this, I guess customer service wise, or like
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  Speaker 3: you know, at a restaurant or you know, bar or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't pick your job. So if you don't like it,
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  Speaker 3: leave because you're making this miserable for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that whole.
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  Speaker 3: Passive aggressive thing again comes into play where it's like, well,
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  Speaker 3: my bills. Must be nice that you can be on
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  Speaker 3: the other side of the bar. I'm like, okay, I
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  Speaker 3: just want to leave now. I don't like you. I'll
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  Speaker 3: find another dive bar to go to. It's Dallas. It's
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  Speaker 3: not that hard.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice not to make any tips tonight. So about
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  Speaker 2: a minute ago, I would have loved to have put
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  Speaker 2: a mirror up to Trey's eyes, because it's not often
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  Speaker 2: that tray you had your birder eyes going there for
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  Speaker 2: a second.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's uh.
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  Speaker 2: Is it hitting a little too close to home?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know somewhat.
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  Speaker 1: When h I just I don't my ex was just
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  Speaker 1: a bit uh and scene.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have to hold the mirror up to her.
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  Speaker 2: I just said, you're a bit to rnt off.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She could be like passive aggressive like that and about things,
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  Speaker 1: you know, especially during COVID that you know, when she's
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  Speaker 1: at home not working, and you know, and for a
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  Speaker 1: while I understood, you know, the kids were out of school,
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  Speaker 1: that more than a full time job.
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  Speaker 5: But when the kids went back to school.
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  Speaker 2: You need a full time job, you need a hobby.
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  Speaker 5: That's what A few times, you know, like it must
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  Speaker 5: be nice to sit at home all day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so so you yourself have been Okay, that makes sense.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: That's the one time I can really think of where
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I was absolutely you know, I was like I forgot
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: what I you know, I was like, well, it must
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: be nice to sit at home all day and watch TV.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Well I can't. Yeah, no, they're they're back in school.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: You can. Yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: It's it's kind of like, so you were being kind
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: of a dick, not a full dick, just like half
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: a dick because you are ultimately right, Yeah.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I I uh, you know, when all of a sudden
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: you're supporting a family and uh not really what you signed.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Up for and no gratitude for it. Did Yeah, I
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: was a complete dick.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Then you're gonna then you're gonna get the big dick.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: There's gonna be nothing passive aggressive about it. So back
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: to dry begging. Instead of making a straightforward request or
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: voicing a direct want, someone who is dry begging hints
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: at a need or makes a vague complaint. So instead
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: of stating I wish we spent more time together, someone
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: who's dry begging might say, oh, I guess I'll just
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: stay home with the cat. Jerry, have you been on
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: the receiving or giving of dry begging.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I've been on the receiving end of it a little bit.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: What did they say, must be nice to Oh it
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: must be nice to sit in front of this website
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: all day? Or that's back when I was building and
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: running a website.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I'm working I was. I mean, look at it this way.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: It's the ultimate thing, as if someone being mad at
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: you for your chosen occupation. Let's say, for example, you're
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: a movie critic, an entertainment writer, or and this is
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: my personal favorite, along the same lines, you're a sports
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: talk radio host or sports television so therefore you have
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: to watch the sports in order to talk about them,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: to which eventually that significant other will stay. Must be
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: nice to be out of a lot of smarts all day,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: number one? Yeah it is. This is partly why I
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: chose my job. This is why I don't This is
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: why I didn't show any interest in any other thing.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I wanted to do this because then that meant I
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: could do this for a living.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, it must be nice to be at a
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: bar all day. It's work. Yeah it's not.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't say that to Trey Tray's been sober
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: for nine years. It's not nice for Trey to be
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: at a bar all day. I've had to deal with.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Drunk versions of you.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Maybe and maybe clean up some puke in between.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fabulous, it must be. It really is all about
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: perspective as well. It's like someone that's bitching about your job, Jerry,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: about being in front of a computer all day. Might's
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: be nice to look at a website all day, yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Turaj ms be nice being able to be at home
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: all day. Yeah, because you're going to go out at
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: night and make people laugh. What if the hardest things
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: on this planet to do? Maybe she has an office
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: job and she hates it. A guy doing construction outside
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: of Raj's hotel room, jackhammering away at eight am might
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: walk into her office someday and say, it must be
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: nice to be able to work in an air conditioned
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: office every day. Meanwhile, he's out building bridges and things
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: or jack hammering outside Raj's.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: I don't think this guy's going to do that, mostly because, Yeah,
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: I found out because I was wondering what was going on.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I heard the jackhammering, and then I heard the language
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: that I didn't understand, Like I didn't know what like
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: what region it was from? What accent it was? So
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: kind of cracked open the door and found out it's
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: in Most of the construction crew are death.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so that's the accent you heard that was unrecognizable.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's still it's okay, So think of it
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: like Marley Mattlin, Like they still can talk, but they're
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: also still signing. So that's what I was hearing was
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: them trying to talk.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: And then when I opened the door, I was like,
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: what where are these guys from? And then I threw
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: open the door, and then I just see the sign
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: language going back and forth and then trying to communicate,
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'm a dick, Just shut the door.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I'm not fluent in sign language, but I can tell
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: you what they were saying. It'd be nice to be
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: able to hear.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Well, they're working the jackhammers out downstairs in the parking lot.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: So if you're gonna hire anybody to work jackhammers, and
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: hire the guy that can't hear.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: It, it's actually pretty brilliant.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's genius.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like it's kind of like being a
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: coach in sports. What's the idea of being What makes
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: a good coach in sports tray getting your players and
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: putting him in the best positions to be successful. I mean,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: what better than a deaf jackhammer guy?
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, as my buddy Johnny Sanchez says, or a customer
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: service lady with Tourette's.
• 25:13
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• 25:16
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• 25:23
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• 25:37
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• 25:40
  Speaker 9: Visit us online at Treehouse on Air dot com.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I love I love it, Jerry, How you can make
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: lover boys so awkward yet so entertaining, all at the
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: same time, just a split second behind the vocals. It's
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: much better today than it was last week. That's for sure,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: less less lagged day. There's your light now it works. Also,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: I think you're muted, Jerry. There's my light. Yeah, there
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: you go. All right. This might be shocking to some.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Bats glow in the dark. This really scene SEMs to
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: have thrown a wrench into a lot of what we've
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: believed throughout our lives. That's a little generic on how
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: I put it. More specifically, bats glow bright green under
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: ultraviolet light, meaning Bruce Wayne's dry cleaner ozum an apology.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: At least that's important too, very good.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I enjoyed that one.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Scientists at the University of Georgia have confirmed that several
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: species of North American bats glow a ghostly green under
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: ultraviolet light. So exciting you guys want to see it?
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Sure, all right, here we go ultraviolet lights, Here we go.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: So I'm a firm believer. Now do you guys see
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: the image at all? No? No, hang on, you gotta
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: turn on the black light. Hang on, hang on.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: That's an old Zeppelin poster, right, poster smoking weed.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: We're back, bro, I've got too many buttons open. Hang on,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: shas green? Where do you share? It's green again? There
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: it is?
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: Sorry?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Sorry? And yeah, that should see it there? Oh my,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: that is.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: The stuff nightmares.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Or it's the best rave you've ever been to.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, that's the wrong time to do shrooms and
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: see that. Guy.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I'm just glad that one time we had the two
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: times we had bats flying around at our room when
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: we were living on Saint John last year, I'm glad
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: we didn't shine the UV lights at it.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: You have black lights in your room. What's going on, guys.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Look, it was a rental. We just wanted to make sure.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Smart Well, we already knew this about scorpions. Now we're
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: finding it out about bats. I guess we're gonna have
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: to start walking around with the dark with UV lights
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: find out what else glows in the dark.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't suggest it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I would actually like to back up just to hear
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: I did not know that scorpions also glowed in the dark.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, or under UV light or whatever.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: You can also tell, especially in you know, having a
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: nightclub back in the day, who had really bad teeth,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: like dental work done, Because if it's good, your teeth
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: don't shine like bright white under blacklights. But if your
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: dental work was like if you had implants put in
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: or a bridge or something like that and it was
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: done with like cheap material, they'll just shine. And it's
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: only that part of your mouth that's shining. You can
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: look somebody like talking to a girl in smartling, I'm
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: like she's about to walk away.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: This study examined sixty bat specimens from six species and
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: found that every one of them, when blasted with UV radiation,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: lit up like a frat house on Saint Patrick's Day.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: The glow was consistent across sex, age and species, a
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: rare example of unity in the animal kingdom and possibly
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: the only time biology has ever looked this coordinated. So
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: there you go, all sixty bat specimens glue glue glowed
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: under UV lighting.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: And what exactly why were why did they decide, hey,
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: let's take a UV light look at bats.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Probably because they were at a frat house on the
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: research facility slash frat house still have a shared belief
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: in hold my beer.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that study seems like it is like my fraternity
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: brother to your brothers from college. It's just like drunk, Like, dude,
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: let's go see if bats glow.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Like, okay, maybe that was somebody. Maybe that was somebody
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: covering up a rave. Yeah, bat flies in. They're like,
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: hey man, that thing glows. Get this whole thing paid for.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: That's right, you can turn this rave into a grant,
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: Or they were like, well, we lost our disease.
• 31:25
  Speaker 10: Maccock's what next, get the glowing bats? Distracted with the bats?
• 31:36
  Speaker 10: Holy shit, did you just release bats?
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like we're getting new new
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: forms of the apocalypse, like the frogs and the Locusts
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: was just child's play. New plates, Yeah, getting all news.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Or a new hero Bat mccock.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Do you say Bato pat bat Yep.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Whatever you hear is one hero I am.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: And it's the hero you deserve. For all things Treehouse,
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