Latest / Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast / Show #309 Doesn't Clean a Thing
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why, is a founding member of
- 0:02Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to episode three oh nine of b
- 0:40Speaker 2: fytw three oh nine doesn't clean a damn thing. I'm
- 0:45Speaker 2: your host pantsls Aaron. We're gonna do a panel show
- 0:47Speaker 2: inspired podcast where you play three silly games and whoever
- 0:51Speaker 2: comes out on top is the winner and gets absolutely
- 0:54Speaker 2: nothing for their trouble, but then neither does the loser.
- 0:57Speaker 2: So it's all good y, a good time, and hopefully
- 1:01Speaker 2: you enjoy it too. Uh, let's get started by introducing
- 1:04Speaker 2: our players. First of all, he is a gamer and
- 1:06Speaker 2: a storyteller, and he used to be my youngest friend.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Now he's Aggie. He's a game.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Whenever he's away, it is you.
- 1:41Speaker 2: Hello, Oggie, what's going on?
- 1:43Speaker 3: Man Bartone?
- 1:45Speaker 4: Me?
- 1:45Speaker 2: Uh good, I'm not much. As always, I like to
- 1:49Speaker 2: introduce our players by asking a question, and this week's
- 1:52Speaker 2: question is is there a genre of entertainment be it
- 1:57Speaker 2: like music, TV, movies, video games that you have been
- 2:00Speaker 2: getting into recently?
- 2:01Speaker 5: And why?
- 2:03Speaker 2: Well?
- 2:04Speaker 4: I always my attention span is like a fucking rat.
- 2:09Speaker 4: I will be everywhere in all things all the time,
- 2:12Speaker 4: but sometimes something does catch me for a good chunk
- 2:16Speaker 4: of time, and this time around it is RTS Games.
- 2:21Speaker 4: I got my hands on the definitive edition of Donna.
- 2:23Speaker 6: War and it it just feels better, It looks better,
- 2:28Speaker 6: and it's just been so much fun going through and
- 2:31Speaker 6: just crushing all sorts of stuff. It's hitting that itch
- 2:35Speaker 6: that Age of Empires used to do. But I'm just
- 2:37Speaker 6: like been kind of burnt down on Age of Empires,
- 2:40Speaker 6: so I wanted to try something a little bit newish.
- 2:43Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough. Glad to hear you've been enjoying that.
- 2:46Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's awesome. I've been watching them playing. It's
- 2:48Speaker 5: been cool because it's like, I'm not good at rts's
- 2:51Speaker 5: and shit, so watching augive Wye like.
- 2:54Speaker 7: I've been playing early StarCraft.
- 2:56Speaker 5: Yeah, like I've played since the very first war.
- 3:00Speaker 2: Enjoy quick I enjoy like heavy, crunchy, like economic simulation
- 3:07Speaker 2: games in board game form when you're sending workers to
- 3:10Speaker 2: do certain things. And in a way that does feel
- 3:12Speaker 2: a little bit like a like a turn based strategy game,
- 3:15Speaker 2: because everything takes turns in a board game usually, But
- 3:21Speaker 2: I don't know, for whatever reason, real time strategy games
- 3:24Speaker 2: never really scratched that itch with me. I think I've
- 3:26Speaker 2: played a couple with you guys in the past, but
- 3:28Speaker 2: it's just never really like sunk in. I think the
- 3:31Speaker 2: closest I ever got was Warcraft. I played Warcraft one
- 3:35Speaker 2: and two all the way through, and I loved Total Annihilation.
- 3:40Speaker 2: But I love the soundtrack more than the game.
- 3:44Speaker 5: I remember him talking about pretty good.
- 3:48Speaker 2: The game is enjoyable too, Like it's it's not a
- 3:50Speaker 2: bad game at all. It's just like the soundtrack kicks
- 3:52Speaker 2: so much ass. I listened to it outside of the
- 3:54Speaker 2: game more often than I played the game.
- 3:58Speaker 4: But anyway, Uh, my brain's always in like over o'clock,
- 4:01Speaker 4: So when I'm playing games like that, it's just perfect
- 4:04Speaker 4: for me.
- 4:04Speaker 7: I can micromanage and ship and do like multiple things
- 4:07Speaker 7: at once.
- 4:08Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of scratch an itch in your brain
- 4:11Speaker 2: to be like on top of several things, to.
- 4:14Speaker 4: Be able to do multiple things, actually be able to
- 4:16Speaker 4: do multiple things at once.
- 4:17Speaker 2: And to do it efficiently is a big deal in
- 4:19Speaker 2: RTS satisfying. Yeah, when when it when it all works
- 4:23Speaker 2: out and you just stomp the hell out of the
- 4:25Speaker 2: opponent because they couldn't keep up. Yeah, like some games
- 4:29Speaker 2: of pythe we've played. Yeah, anyway, talking about his opponent
- 4:36Speaker 2: is a veteran and a podcaster, and as it turns out,
- 4:39Speaker 2: a veteran podcaster.
- 4:40Speaker 8: It's Stevie's still true after all this time, what Stevie
- 4:52Speaker 8: still everywhere now, living life, having fun, enjoying things.
- 4:56Speaker 5: The sun came out.
- 4:59Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna you've actually gotten less weird, But
- 5:01Speaker 2: then you finished that with the sun came out as
- 5:03Speaker 2: if that was a perfectly normal thing to say at
- 5:06Speaker 2: the end of that statement, tomorrow the sun. So yeah,
- 5:11Speaker 2: you're still weird. Well done, Stevie. Is there a genre
- 5:16Speaker 2: that you were Is there a genre that you are
- 5:18Speaker 2: still or recently getting into and why?
- 5:21Speaker 5: Yeah, comedy. I'm really starting to get into comedy.
- 5:26Speaker 2: I thought you've been into comedy for a while now,
- 5:28Speaker 2: but really digging.
- 5:30Speaker 5: Into Yeah, I've been watching last one laughing. But not
- 5:33Speaker 5: the American version, the Canadian version. It just came out
- 5:37Speaker 5: two years ago. Apparently there's an American version.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I just knew about the British.
- 5:43Speaker 5: Yah, yeah, there's a there's a there's an American We
- 5:45Speaker 5: watched it last year.
- 5:49Speaker 7: I remember that one.
- 5:50Speaker 5: But yeah, but this one, this is a Canadian one,
- 5:53Speaker 5: and like, let's see who's in it. I can't think
- 5:57Speaker 5: of anybody. There's mockery.
- 6:00Speaker 7: That's the big question.
- 6:00Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 6:03Speaker 5: Yeah, Tom Green is in it. Oh fuck yeah, dude,
- 6:07Speaker 5: he's hard May from Taskmaster, she was in it.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Oh May, I remember last name? Uh Meg Martin May Martin,
- 6:15Speaker 2: Martin Martin. Oh yeah, she's brilliant.
- 6:19Speaker 5: Dave from Kids in the Hall Dave Foley.
- 6:22Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, I want to see this ship.
- 6:25Speaker 5: I can't remember the guy's name from fucking letter Kenny,
- 6:28Speaker 5: and it's pissing me off. But he's a fucking genius.
- 6:31Speaker 5: Really a big dude, Beard, big Beard. It's fucking hilario. God.
- 6:35Speaker 5: There's a couple other people in it too, but goddamn dude.
- 6:37Speaker 2: It's wow. That sounds stat.
- 6:41Speaker 5: The episodes are about thirty five minutes long. It's on streaming.
- 6:45Speaker 5: I'm not saying their name because fuck them. They don't
- 6:47Speaker 5: pay us. But you can find it or fucking pirated.
- 6:51Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck. Check it out.
- 6:53Speaker 2: Cold blooded.
- 6:54Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Canada's cold blooded. I don't care.
- 6:56Speaker 2: It's Canada. I don't care, No, no, I care s it.
- 6:59Speaker 5: They don't care. Oh dude, he's not paying any The
- 7:01Speaker 5: American companies don't give a fuck. Okay or whatever they
- 7:05Speaker 5: already got paid.
- 7:06Speaker 2: Well, Canada, if you do care, we apologize.
- 7:08Speaker 5: If you do sorry, I love you, Canada, I love
- 7:14Speaker 5: you so much. Oh God, we got to go to
- 7:15Speaker 5: get some pancakes and then some poe.
- 7:17Speaker 2: All right, enough with Canada. Now it's my turn. Hi,
- 7:20Speaker 2: I am your host pants Sarah and Aggie hit it'll
- 7:33Speaker 2: check some stoners. So I think anybody who's been listening
- 7:39Speaker 2: to the last couple of episodes will know where I'm
- 7:41Speaker 2: going with this. I have been big into survival horror
- 7:44Speaker 2: in a big, bad way. I played, and more to
- 7:48Speaker 2: the point, I've been playing survival horror games that I've
- 7:51Speaker 2: never played or beaten before. I've played and finished them
- 7:55Speaker 2: and US Torture Tormented Souls one and two. I just
- 8:01Speaker 2: finished Alan Wake and I just started Alan Wake two.
- 8:04Speaker 5: Oh nice, nice.
- 8:05Speaker 2: And Alan Wake to Alan Wake was okay, but Alan
- 8:08Speaker 2: Wake two is a hell of a game. Elan Way
- 8:12Speaker 2: two so far is incredible, but I don't know for
- 8:17Speaker 2: whatever reason. And what's weird is like you'd think this
- 8:19Speaker 2: would have to do with Resident Evil because they got
- 8:21Speaker 2: a new Resident Evil coming out in like days, But
- 8:25Speaker 2: I don't have a reservation for it. I'm I'm not
- 8:28Speaker 2: expecting to play it when it comes out. I've just
- 8:31Speaker 2: been on this huge survival horror kick for whatever reason,
- 8:35Speaker 2: but I'm enjoying the shit out of it. I've enjoyed
- 8:37Speaker 2: all of those games to one point or another, and
- 8:40Speaker 2: Alan Way two so far is the top of the
- 8:43Speaker 2: crop at the moment. But I've really been digging these games,
- 8:47Speaker 2: Like Ellen Wait two feels more like a like a
- 8:50Speaker 2: detective slash adventure game than a survival horror really, but
- 8:53Speaker 2: there are definitely survival horror elements, and yes, you do
- 8:57Speaker 2: have to fight things that are coming at you with
- 9:00Speaker 2: large blunt objects or axes. So yeah. So no, I've
- 9:06Speaker 2: been really getting into it, really digging into them and
- 9:08Speaker 2: enjoying the hell out of them. And I don't know
- 9:10Speaker 2: where it's going to go after this, Like I don't
- 9:12Speaker 2: have anything planned after that, but I'm sure there are
- 9:14Speaker 2: other survival horror games in my steamroa library that I've
- 9:16Speaker 2: been ignoring.
- 9:19Speaker 7: Have you ever played you played a World of Horror?
- 9:22Speaker 2: I've heard of it. It's like a two D black
- 9:24Speaker 2: and white pixel art by Japanese to develop the game. Yeah,
- 9:28Speaker 2: you'd like it. I'm pretty sure i'd be all over
- 9:31Speaker 2: it like white on rice. It's a snow storm in Kentucky. Kentucky,
- 9:38Speaker 2: I don't know, is the whitest place I could think
- 9:39Speaker 2: of outside of Wyoming.
- 9:43Speaker 5: I'd say, you're throwing shade, but that's too dark.
- 9:48Speaker 2: What the fuck? All right, let's get on to our game.
- 9:51Speaker 2: We've got three silly games. We're starting off with a
- 9:54Speaker 2: brand new game that we may never play again. I
- 9:58Speaker 2: just I just devised this game because of the level
- 10:01Speaker 2: of absurdity of these news stories. We're playing a game
- 10:04Speaker 2: called Have I Got Absurd News for You? I've got
- 10:07Speaker 2: three news stories, and all our players have to do
- 10:09Speaker 2: is tell me which one I've judged to be the
- 10:11Speaker 2: most insane story of the WHOA, okay, and I've got
- 10:16Speaker 2: three really good ones. We're gonna go over them one
- 10:18Speaker 2: at a time, and then after we're done going to
- 10:20Speaker 2: overall three, our players will take turns choosing and we'll
- 10:24Speaker 2: see how it goes. So first up on this list,
- 10:27Speaker 2: naked man steals an ambulance with a patient inside. Oh
- 10:33Speaker 2: and this didn't even happen in Florida.
- 10:36Speaker 5: Texas, Texas, or Ohio? Which one?
- 10:40Speaker 2: So does anybody else want to Shy Boygan's actually close.
- 10:45Speaker 2: It's Wisconsin, Wisconsin Rapids Police Department. A gentleman by the
- 10:52Speaker 2: name and I can't believe this name. His name is Felts.
- 10:57Speaker 2: He was on the run an evading law enforcement. We
- 11:00Speaker 2: don't know how or why he came to be naked,
- 11:02Speaker 2: but we assume that has something to do with why
- 11:05Speaker 2: he was on the run from law enforcement. Probably an
- 11:13Speaker 2: ambulance parked nearby. There were two paramedics who were dealing
- 11:17Speaker 2: with an emergency call and had loaded a patient into
- 11:20Speaker 2: the back of the ambulance for care, and the naked
- 11:23Speaker 2: man saw an opportunity and climbed into the driver's seat,
- 11:26Speaker 2: and the paramedics noticed that the un the naked guy
- 11:30Speaker 2: was messing with their vehicle. One paramedic got out of
- 11:33Speaker 2: the ambulance and tried to get Felts away from the wheel,
- 11:35Speaker 2: but felt started the engine. The second paramedics, still in
- 11:38Speaker 2: the vehicle, tried to prevent Felts from taking off, but
- 11:41Speaker 2: he was reportedly forced out of the ambulance. Oh god,
- 11:44Speaker 2: and then Felts drove off with the patient still in
- 11:47Speaker 2: the back.
- 11:49Speaker 5: Uh.
- 11:49Speaker 2: Paramedics called for help, but the police did not believe
- 11:52Speaker 2: them at first.
- 11:54Speaker 5: What the fuck? U?
- 11:57Speaker 2: Chief Daniel Austin said, you hear someone? Do you hear
- 12:00Speaker 2: that come over the radio? Hey, someone has stolen an ambulance.
- 12:03Speaker 2: And your first thought is did they just say someone
- 12:06Speaker 2: stole an ambulance? But they did take the call seriously
- 12:10Speaker 2: and sent officers after Felts. This resulted in an eighteen
- 12:14Speaker 2: mile police chase. They deployed several tired deflation devices to
- 12:21Speaker 2: stop Felts. However, he plowed through them without slowing down. Finally,
- 12:26Speaker 2: officers from Pittsville, who had come to support the Wisconsin
- 12:29Speaker 2: Rapids Police Department, were successful in stopping him. They threw
- 12:33Speaker 2: stop sticks on the road that shredded the ambulances. Yeah,
- 12:39Speaker 2: and without being able to control the vehicle, he slid
- 12:41Speaker 2: off the road. They surrounded the vehicle and ordered him
- 12:45Speaker 2: to get out. He didn't at first, but he did
- 12:47Speaker 2: eventually surrender. The patient was luckily not hurt during the
- 12:51Speaker 2: whole thing and their condition hadn't gotten any worse, but
- 12:55Speaker 2: they were quickly taken to a hospital for further treatment.
- 12:58Speaker 5: Gota, that's scary, man, the naked part. That's the observed FIRS.
- 13:08Speaker 2: Just imagine being the guy in the back who's taking
- 13:12Speaker 2: like it's just like broke your arm or I don't
- 13:14Speaker 2: know what could have happened to this poor guy. You're
- 13:17Speaker 2: already you're already having a bad day. You get loaded
- 13:22Speaker 2: into the ambulance and the abalance suddenly takes off the top.
- 13:25Speaker 5: Like, hey money, I'm a new driver.
- 13:30Speaker 2: And you see a naked man driving the car.
- 13:32Speaker 5: We're heading to Tijuana.
- 13:35Speaker 2: I would start screaming and never stop.
- 13:38Speaker 5: I just like, like, how.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Hurt himself doing in some way and had to call
- 13:48Speaker 2: for emergency help and he gets high checked, like the
- 13:54Speaker 2: worst day ever?
- 13:55Speaker 5: Just the I don't understand. I don't get it.
- 13:58Speaker 2: It's incredible, thoughts.
- 14:00Speaker 7: I was looking up what was the longest uh naked streak.
- 14:06Speaker 4: You can get? Distance?
- 14:07Speaker 5: Foret what he got caught, like like the biggest world record.
- 14:10Speaker 4: There's like a world record in like the NFL, any
- 14:14Speaker 4: like major sporting. Yeah, like how far they got like
- 14:19Speaker 4: terms of like meters. Yeah, I was trying to see
- 14:22Speaker 4: if maybe he was trying to beat the world record
- 14:23Speaker 4: or something like that.
- 14:25Speaker 5: Not even close, right.
- 14:26Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that wasn't as he cheated because he
- 14:28Speaker 4: used to be. He was wondering, Yeah, technically he was
- 14:31Speaker 4: wearing the ambulance.
- 14:34Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Yeah, you do have to be hundred naked
- 14:37Speaker 5: if you are to repeat at the.
- 14:40Speaker 6: Car.
- 14:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:42Speaker 7: Well, his ash cheeks were definitely wearing into those seats.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Oh man, imagine cleaning that up.
- 14:52Speaker 7: Burn it, crunch it, donate to the fire.
- 14:55Speaker 2: Already shredded, you might as well shed the whole thing.
- 14:57Speaker 5: You don't need. It's not sanitary.
- 15:00Speaker 8: Huh.
- 15:00Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to story number two. Ridiculous
- 15:04Speaker 2: plan developed at Florida Zoo saves wild rhinos eye in Africa.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Oh geez, so this occurred in zib This occurred in Zimbabwe.
- 15:16Speaker 2: A rare male white rhino named Thusa was introduced to
- 15:22Speaker 2: a new area in the country, but he developed a
- 15:24Speaker 2: difficult parasitic eye infection.
- 15:26Speaker 5: Oh no, oh god.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Parasites were literally eating his eye and the condition threatened
- 15:34Speaker 2: to blind him, which, if you know anything about rhinos,
- 15:37Speaker 2: that's a death sentence, is no. Fortunately, there is a
- 15:45Speaker 2: Cureusa's illness. He just needs eye drops. However, you try
- 15:50Speaker 2: giving an I rate half blind rhino eye drops?
- 15:54Speaker 5: Oh fuck, no, no, no, never mind.
- 15:57Speaker 2: They reached out to experts from a Florida zoo who
- 16:02Speaker 2: had experience in getting animals to allow humans to treat them,
- 16:08Speaker 2: and in their case, they decided, we're gonna give this
- 16:11Speaker 2: rhino touch therapy. They lured him into a tight shoot
- 16:18Speaker 2: with his favorite treats, so he'd be kind of not
- 16:21Speaker 2: stuck per se, but he would be you would be
- 16:24Speaker 2: he would be less mobile, he would be you know,
- 16:27Speaker 2: tightly confined, but not completely. And the animal experts taught
- 16:33Speaker 2: Thusa to tolerate humans touching him.
- 16:36Speaker 5: Holy crap.
- 16:38Speaker 2: And they did this over a week. And they also
- 16:41Speaker 2: sprayed him with water directly in the face to get
- 16:44Speaker 2: him used to getting the drops in his eyes hopefully,
- 16:49Speaker 2: and in less than a week, Theusa was calm enough
- 16:53Speaker 2: that he let them put eye drops in his eye.
- 16:56Speaker 2: No way, yep. And he's now on the road to
- 16:59Speaker 2: recovery and he's still going through treatment.
- 17:01Speaker 5: That's awesome.
- 17:04Speaker 7: The positive behavioral training is well well known.
- 17:08Speaker 5: Power of love.
- 17:09Speaker 2: Yeah, the the National park people, it's the it's the
- 17:13Speaker 2: hawange or Hawangi. I'm not sure how to say it,
- 17:16Speaker 2: but the National Park people in Zimbabwe said, uh, we
- 17:20Speaker 2: didn't think of it, and when they proposed it, it was
- 17:22Speaker 2: a completely ridiculous idea to us.
- 17:24Speaker 5: Which is fair because you're like, no, we're not going
- 17:25Speaker 5: to touch a fucking rhino.
- 17:28Speaker 7: Like no, I mean, who would.
- 17:30Speaker 4: But then you see people touching lions and tigers.
- 17:36Speaker 9: Usually happens to them usually usually, not always, not always,
- 17:40Speaker 9: It really depends happens less and less less.
- 17:43Speaker 2: It really depends on if they have It really depends
- 17:46Speaker 2: on if they have a positive relationship to that person.
- 17:49Speaker 5: Yeah, Y's true.
- 17:50Speaker 7: Animal knows when you're not.
- 17:52Speaker 5: Yeah, they can get the sense if you're bad, all
- 17:54Speaker 5: your fucking At.
- 17:55Speaker 7: The end of the day, a tiger is still a tiger.
- 17:57Speaker 4: Lions still a lion.
- 17:58Speaker 2: And and I do love seeing those those videos online
- 18:01Speaker 2: that pop up every now and then of a wild
- 18:03Speaker 2: animal seeing like a rescuer or someone that trained them,
- 18:06Speaker 2: and they just go wild with affection, and it's really
- 18:10Speaker 2: charming to see that. There's like, I don't know, it
- 18:13Speaker 2: kind of it feels a little bit like there's more
- 18:15Speaker 2: connection between us and animals things you think, you know.
- 18:19Speaker 5: Holy crap, yes, dude.
- 18:24Speaker 2: So yeah. They they said the rhino had literally had
- 18:29Speaker 2: bleeding eyes and he was rubbing them NonStop, and they
- 18:33Speaker 2: were looking at the potential of him losing his eyesight completely.
- 18:36Speaker 2: But now he's getting better. He's on the mend. Every
- 18:40Speaker 2: every indication is that he's going to have a full
- 18:43Speaker 2: recovery and go on to live a long, healthy, white
- 18:46Speaker 2: rhino life.
- 18:47Speaker 5: That's so cool, man, I'm voting for that one. Let
- 18:51Speaker 5: me know what the other story is.
- 18:54Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's find out our third story. Chinese
- 18:58Speaker 2: woman adjusts community mirror better feng shui causes a series
- 19:02Speaker 2: of traffic accidents. This is legitimately traffic mirror. This is
- 19:09Speaker 2: legitimately one of my favorite stories that I've come across.
- 19:13Speaker 2: So you've heard of feng shui, you know how it works.
- 19:17Speaker 2: It's a Chinese tradition that that the you can change
- 19:20Speaker 2: the conditions of your life by rearranging furniture objects, even
- 19:25Speaker 2: whole entire buildings to channel natural energy flows. I mean,
- 19:31Speaker 2: whether or not it works, you can decide for yourself,
- 19:33Speaker 2: but generally you should probably stick to just rearranging stuff
- 19:37Speaker 2: in your home, otherwise you could cause a lot of trouble.
- 19:41Speaker 2: Like this Chinese woman. She suffered a streak of bad
- 19:45Speaker 2: health and misfortune, and she consulted a feng shui master
- 19:51Speaker 2: who concluded that a traffic mirror at a nearby intersection
- 19:56Speaker 2: was flooding their house with demonic energy.
- 20:00Speaker 5: No, why would you say that.
- 20:03Speaker 2: She went and turned the traffic mirror in another direction.
- 20:08Speaker 2: This is at an intersection with a blind corner.
- 20:12Speaker 5: Oh no, no.
- 20:14Speaker 2: And this led to several accidents. Police intervened. Local authorities
- 20:20Speaker 2: installed another mirror that did not stop her. She tampered
- 20:24Speaker 2: with all of them and did not stop until the
- 20:27Speaker 2: property manager cemented the mirrors in place.
- 20:34Speaker 5: Wow, what the fuck?
- 20:35Speaker 2: Now she by some miracles. She is not in any
- 20:40Speaker 2: legal trouble over this, but they told her she would
- 20:43Speaker 2: face legal fallout if she touched them again.
- 20:45Speaker 5: That's fair.
- 20:48Speaker 2: Time will tell whether she complies or goes after the
- 20:52Speaker 2: mirrors with a jackhammer. Now, what I want to know is,
- 20:58Speaker 2: has has turning the mirror actually improved your life any
- 21:01Speaker 2: at all?
- 21:02Speaker 5: Did it help the day?
- 21:03Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess no. Yeah, because the cops are now
- 21:06Speaker 2: hounding her for rightly so, for what she's doing, so
- 21:10Speaker 2: that can't be an improvement. And I'm like, I don't.
- 21:15Speaker 5: Get it, Like I understand, like whatever, say, there are
- 21:19Speaker 5: demons coming from another realm and their pathway is a
- 21:21Speaker 5: fucking mirror. That's fine. Put something in is it? Put
- 21:27Speaker 5: something in between that? That's all I was saying. To
- 21:30Speaker 5: make another barrier or.
- 21:31Speaker 2: Is it complete fiction?
- 21:32Speaker 5: I mean some people were just fucking nuts and believe that.
- 21:35Speaker 5: I mean yeah, or not nuts and believe it.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Clearly you both sides the demon from a mirror party.
- 21:45Speaker 4: Yeah, clearly, Look man, clearly stray flung up.
- 21:56Speaker 5: That come out right?
- 21:57Speaker 2: Boo no yay, shafe wung up.
- 22:04Speaker 5: Oh man. I can kind of get the theory behind
- 22:07Speaker 5: of the quote unquote functue because you're changing your environment
- 22:12Speaker 5: even so slightly. It's a refreshing sight to your brain
- 22:15Speaker 5: and it's satisfying. That's why it helps and put you
- 22:17Speaker 5: into a positive mindset so that the rest of your
- 22:19Speaker 5: day goes good. I used to change my shit around
- 22:22Speaker 5: every three months just so I could do that would
- 22:24Speaker 5: make me feel better. It's fucking weird, but I would
- 22:28Speaker 5: clean my room and change around every three months. I
- 22:30Speaker 5: mean I clean it every day, but I changed around
- 22:32Speaker 5: every very much like do you clean it? It's so nice.
- 22:36Speaker 4: I'm surprised, Like I totally zoned out. If the dude,
- 22:41Speaker 4: like the guy who gave her the advice, got in
- 22:42Speaker 4: trouble or not.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Honestly, he's the one who should be getting trouble.
- 22:46Speaker 7: Because he's the one that suggested it.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Yeah, he suggested it in the first place. He's like,
- 22:50Speaker 2: it's that thing's fault.
- 22:51Speaker 7: Like, wait a minute, I'm pretty sure China has like
- 22:54Speaker 7: terrorism loss.
- 22:55Speaker 5: Can't they just break the mirror though, like.
- 22:59Speaker 4: For like I mean, he could say it's functual, but
- 23:02Speaker 4: really what he what they did was cause like build
- 23:05Speaker 4: like accidents cause problem with you know what which is
- 23:10Speaker 4: And I.
- 23:11Speaker 2: Hope this occurs to her. If she's really that concerned
- 23:14Speaker 2: about it, maybe she should put up her own mirror,
- 23:17Speaker 2: redirecting the demon energy somewhere else. Yeah, Like find the
- 23:20Speaker 2: part of the mirror that's pointing at your house and
- 23:22Speaker 2: just like find the spot where it's entering your house
- 23:25Speaker 2: and just put a giant mirror there. Yeah, that way
- 23:28Speaker 2: they can keep their mirror, you can keep the demonic
- 23:30Speaker 2: energy out of your house. You're all good.
- 23:32Speaker 4: So when the clouds finally clear and the sun beats
- 23:35Speaker 4: down in just the right angle.
- 23:43Speaker 5: A whole bridge just accidents.
- 23:48Speaker 3: Amazing.
- 23:49Speaker 2: If somehow she's still caused an accident.
- 23:52Speaker 5: With it was way worse though, it's like catastrophic, incredible.
- 23:56Speaker 5: She's the reason that fucking boat ran into that fucking bridge,
- 24:02Speaker 5: which one Oh Jesus, I don't read the news.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Apparently not okay, gang it is also that was years ago.
- 24:13Speaker 7: What the fuck?
- 24:14Speaker 2: Ogie won the last game? I believe the one last episode, Stevie,
- 24:18Speaker 2: it is your turn to go first. Which one of
- 24:21Speaker 2: these did I call the most insane story of the week,
- 24:24Speaker 2: And of course if neither of you pick its second
- 24:27Speaker 2: most insane?
- 24:29Speaker 5: All right, So it was the naked ambulance driver well.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Story number one, naked man steals an ambulance with a
- 24:36Speaker 2: patient inside. Story number two, ridiculous plan developed at a
- 24:40Speaker 2: Florida zoo saves a wild rhinos eye in Africa, or
- 24:44Speaker 2: story number three Chinese woman adjusts community mirror for better
- 24:47Speaker 2: Feng Shuei causes series of traffic accidents.
- 24:52Speaker 5: It's up. I'm gonna deny the rhino because I think
- 24:57Speaker 5: you enjoy it. Just is like sher block. Definitely.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Yeah, So that leaves just naked man stealing an ambulance
- 25:03Speaker 2: or Chinese woman causing a series of draft accidents a.
- 25:07Speaker 5: Mirror multiple fucking times, so it's not like it's one
- 25:11Speaker 5: So I gotta go with the Chinese lady adjust in
- 25:13Speaker 5: the mirror just because it was one time. Whatever, she
- 25:16Speaker 5: kept going back to do it like that's insanity, right,
- 25:19Speaker 5: because isn't that the definition of sanity? Keep doing the
- 25:21Speaker 5: same thing, same result after technically.
- 25:24Speaker 3: I guess okay uh.
- 25:26Speaker 2: In that case, you may choose between the naked man
- 25:29Speaker 2: stealing an ambulance or the ridiculous plan developed at Florida
- 25:33Speaker 2: Zoo to save but wild rhinos I in Africa.
- 25:36Speaker 4: My vote is for GTA six grand theft ambulance.
- 25:43Speaker 2: And that will get Aggie the point because the naked
- 25:46Speaker 2: man stealing the ambulance, I just thought it was for something.
- 25:50Speaker 2: I think the moment that that mate cemented it for
- 25:52Speaker 2: me was the police going can you say that again?
- 25:56Speaker 2: Like the literal double take of the police to be
- 26:00Speaker 2: like what you please? That means funny because I believe
- 26:07Speaker 2: that GTA or I've done that in Saint Trope countless.
- 26:10Speaker 5: Time, not naked and jumped into an ambulance.
- 26:12Speaker 2: I mean, yes, Wow, you don't think about it, but
- 26:14Speaker 2: you know you do. I'm just like, I'll steal this disambulance.
- 26:18Speaker 5: It's not that insane, though, is it.
- 26:20Speaker 2: Well, I mean you would think you would think so,
- 26:23Speaker 2: but that's a video game, like actually happening in real
- 26:25Speaker 2: life is kind of fucked up.
- 26:27Speaker 5: It's really fucked up. It happens more often than you think.
- 26:31Speaker 2: This is the first news story we've done about this
- 26:32Speaker 2: exact incident, So I don't.
- 26:34Speaker 5: Know, I don't know. I guarantee you there's a lot
- 26:36Speaker 5: more naked people like jumping in stealing ambulances.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're listening to this and you find another.
- 26:42Speaker 7: Story, it can't be that there's not the naked man,
- 26:48Speaker 7: just the news.
- 26:49Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't need to see the naked now. Augie
- 26:52Speaker 2: wins that game and gets one episode point youngratulation the lead,
- 26:58Speaker 2: but Stevie can take it real easy. Game two is
- 27:01Speaker 2: going to be worth two points. We're going to play
- 27:02Speaker 2: that right after this.
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- 28:11Speaker 12: Wounound mail Bago mail Bag, getting them Litters, and Welcome
- 28:21Speaker 12: to the mail Bag.
- 28:22Speaker 2: It's just gonna be a short one this time. We've
- 28:24Speaker 2: only got one comment on our Patreon but Stevie, who's
- 28:27Speaker 2: it from and what is it posted to?
- 28:29Speaker 5: Oh? It's from show number three oh eight, We're not
- 28:31Speaker 5: lost anymore.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Literally the last episode.
- 28:34Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we just did that one. And from our
- 28:36Speaker 5: buddy Bill m oh part of that afternoon cartoon thingy. Yes, yeah,
- 28:43Speaker 5: Oh my god, I want to get on there. And
- 28:45Speaker 5: he says, oh my god. The first song I thought
- 28:47Speaker 5: of for an n battle song hit the Touch by
- 28:52Speaker 5: Stan Bull. You Got the Touch.
- 28:56Speaker 2: It was the only thing that is such an ape
- 29:01Speaker 2: it is.
- 29:02Speaker 5: And what's great about that is that's the only thing
- 29:04Speaker 5: I think that made you feel okay after everything that
- 29:06Speaker 5: happened in that movie. That song, I should bring a
- 29:09Speaker 5: little bite.
- 29:10Speaker 2: I imagine it.
- 29:11Speaker 5: Was prime at that point. Yeah, hot ride.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Prime. We Oh man, I need to see that show.
- 29:24Speaker 5: What's that? Don't worry about it.
- 29:27Speaker 2: I forgot just a range of sex toys that they
- 29:32Speaker 2: have more sex toys on their hands and legs.
- 29:35Speaker 5: Oh my god. I thought of a very bad joke,
- 29:38Speaker 5: and I don't know if I should say it. So
- 29:39Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it.
- 29:40Speaker 4: If I don't like it, let's go on to the
- 29:44Speaker 4: next one.
- 29:46Speaker 5: There's no next one. We'll keep the dirty jokes for us.
- 29:55Speaker 2: That's been the mail bag. Now back to the show.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
- 30:11Speaker 2: two is gonna be called one thing or an there.
- 30:16Speaker 2: I wasn't I wasn't gonna sing anything. Stop singing, stop
- 30:19Speaker 2: stop it.
- 30:19Speaker 5: I did a different one.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Okay, good, I did that. Purpose Yeah. So this is
- 30:24Speaker 2: a game where I've got lists of ten things, and
- 30:26Speaker 2: our players just have to tell me whether it's one
- 30:28Speaker 2: thing or the other if their Each player gets a
- 30:31Speaker 2: guess at half of each list, and whoever gets more
- 30:33Speaker 2: correct after both lists wins the game and earns two
- 30:37Speaker 2: episode points. So we do have two lists this time.
- 30:42Speaker 2: I think last time we did this we did three.
- 30:44Speaker 2: But I for one thing, our our episode has been
- 30:48Speaker 2: running along, so you're I've been trying to slim things
- 30:52Speaker 2: down a little bit.
- 30:53Speaker 4: So he's doing a diet that shows on a diet
- 30:57Speaker 4: she got over three hundred, and he needs to go on.
- 30:59Speaker 2: A diet needs a way a little less. So so
- 31:02Speaker 2: we're gonna do two lists. And our first list is
- 31:06Speaker 2: are these a Metallica lyric or a Justin Bieber quote?
- 31:13Speaker 5: Oh no, oh no.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Stevie, you lost the last game. So you have the
- 31:19Speaker 2: choice do you want to go first on this list
- 31:21Speaker 2: or would you rather go first on the second list.
- 31:23Speaker 5: I would like to preface this with saying, I apologize now.
- 31:27Speaker 5: The answers are not the opinion of the user, just
- 31:30Speaker 5: saying anybody like, you're gonna offend somebody.
- 31:36Speaker 6: I know.
- 31:36Speaker 5: I was like, I'm gonna go second a second, So
- 31:40Speaker 5: you'll go first.
- 31:43Speaker 2: You start, all right, you start us off. Here's the
- 31:47Speaker 2: first quote. I felt good like salt and freshly baked bread.
- 31:53Speaker 2: I felt good like salt and freshly baked bread.
- 31:56Speaker 5: Metallic?
- 31:57Speaker 2: Is this a metallic lyric or is it a Justin
- 31:59Speaker 2: Bieber quote?
- 32:00Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure it's a Metallica.
- 32:01Speaker 2: You're going with Metallica? Stevie, what do you think? Just
- 32:05Speaker 2: Devil's advocate here? You can say whatever you want.
- 32:08Speaker 5: I think Oggi doesn't know his music.
- 32:10Speaker 7: I think he's correct.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you fine, old decision. What do you think?
- 32:16Speaker 5: Hmmm?
- 32:18Speaker 7: You know, Steve makes a good point. I know nothing
- 32:21Speaker 7: but you.
- 32:21Speaker 4: In that case, I'm going to keep my hands there.
- 32:24Speaker 2: You're gonna stick to metel It's a fifty to fifty,
- 32:26Speaker 2: right it is? I mean, but in this case, you
- 32:30Speaker 2: are wrong. That is a Justin Bieber quote.
- 32:34Speaker 7: I don't feel bad about that.
- 32:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably shouldn't feel I would feel bad if
- 32:38Speaker 2: you get too many.
- 32:39Speaker 4: I don't have that much animosity against that guy, but
- 32:42Speaker 4: I don't listen to stuff.
- 32:44Speaker 2: I have plenty of all the things I've heard of
- 32:48Speaker 2: him doing. He's he's not a good person. Uh, come
- 32:51Speaker 2: after me. I don't give a ship, Stevie. Yeah yeah, uh, Stevie.
- 32:59Speaker 2: What about this? Whatever they have in Korea that's bad?
- 33:05Speaker 5: Was this a song quote?
- 33:06Speaker 2: Whatever they have in Korea that's bad?
- 33:08Speaker 5: I agree?
- 33:09Speaker 2: Is this a lyric? Lyric? A quote or is this
- 33:13Speaker 2: a Justin Bieber quote?
- 33:14Speaker 7: That him singing something?
- 33:16Speaker 5: Oh that's where I was getting screwed up. Oh no,
- 33:19Speaker 5: let's go with Justin Bieber quote. But it's probably gonna
- 33:22Speaker 5: be okay.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Your first instinct is Justin Bieber quote? Oi, what do you.
- 33:27Speaker 7: Think everybody knows that good old metallic a.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Song fuck Korea?
- 33:33Speaker 7: What they got in Korea is bad?
- 33:37Speaker 4: Wow?
- 33:39Speaker 7: All right, Stevie, Fine, don't specify which one.
- 33:42Speaker 2: Are you sticking with Bieber or are you switching to Metallica?
- 33:45Speaker 5: I am juicy is the answer. Yes, Bieber is the answer.
- 33:49Speaker 2: He's sticking with Bieber, and he's right to do so.
- 33:51Speaker 2: That is a point to Stevie. That is a Bieber quote.
- 33:54Speaker 2: There's more to it than that, but it would have
- 33:56Speaker 2: made it sound less like a song lyric. But I
- 33:58Speaker 2: included more so that's fair. In any event, here's the
- 34:02Speaker 2: next line, what don't kill you make you more strong?
- 34:10Speaker 2: What don't kill you make you more strong? Is that
- 34:13Speaker 2: a metallical lyric?
- 34:17Speaker 7: The way it said it makes me think it it's
- 34:19Speaker 7: a Justin Bieber quote. I'm pretty sure it's a Justin
- 34:22Speaker 7: Bieber quote.
- 34:25Speaker 2: Justin Bieber quote, Stevie, what do you think I love them?
- 34:32Speaker 2: You love them?
- 34:33Speaker 5: What don't kill you is awesome? Okay, well make you
- 34:39Speaker 5: more strong, it's got.
- 34:41Speaker 2: To Steve has decided. All right, last chance to change
- 34:47Speaker 2: your mind. Is it Metallica or is it Bieber? I
- 34:49Speaker 2: think it's Biber. Oh I thought you said metallic first.
- 34:52Speaker 2: You're going with Bieber? Okay, it is not Bieber. It
- 34:56Speaker 2: is Metallica. No point to you. Yeah, I don't know
- 35:00Speaker 2: what song that's in, but that is a legitimate metallic lyric.
- 35:05Speaker 5: Is the extra points if I tell you the song?
- 35:07Speaker 2: No speaking with Stevie. Now it's your turn to earn
- 35:11Speaker 2: a point. You can't fly unless you let yourself fall.
- 35:16Speaker 5: Yeah you can. First of all, don't listen to.
- 35:18Speaker 2: You can't fly unless you let yourself fall. Is that
- 35:22Speaker 2: a Bieber quote or a Metallica lyric?
- 35:25Speaker 5: That's a Bieber quote.
- 35:27Speaker 2: Stevie's going with Bieber. What do you think?
- 35:30Speaker 7: Clearly it's a metallic lyric. Is like justin Bieber doesn't
- 35:34Speaker 7: know anything about aviation.
- 35:37Speaker 5: But a lot about falling.
- 35:39Speaker 2: That's true, all right, Stevie's final answer. Augie is sticking
- 35:46Speaker 2: with Bieber for the second time in a row Man
- 35:48Speaker 2: being Bieber's best bud is working for you. That's another point.
- 35:51Speaker 2: He's up to two points. Well done, Serie, So b three.
- 36:02Speaker 3: Ai.
- 36:04Speaker 2: My lifestyle determines my death style? Whoa, my lifestyle determines
- 36:11Speaker 2: my death style?
- 36:13Speaker 5: Is that?
- 36:14Speaker 2: Is that a Metallica lyric? Or is it a Justin Bieber?
- 36:16Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say it's a Metallica and hope to
- 36:19Speaker 4: God that I'm right at least once today.
- 36:23Speaker 5: All Right, Stevie, that's so difficult. I don't even know
- 36:27Speaker 5: it all. I'm gonna just say Bieber because we have
- 36:31Speaker 5: a connection apparently.
- 36:35Speaker 2: All right, Ogie, final answer? Are you sticking with your
- 36:38Speaker 2: original answer or are you switching?
- 36:40Speaker 7: Yes, you can go and connect with Bieber.
- 36:42Speaker 2: It's fine. So you're sticking with Metallica? Yes, okay, that
- 36:46Speaker 2: will get you a point. It is nice. Yeah, all right,
- 36:51Speaker 2: here's your next line. If you go to Taco Bell,
- 36:55Speaker 2: that doesn't make you a taco. If you go to
- 37:01Speaker 2: Taco Though, it doesn't make you a taco? Is it
- 37:05Speaker 2: a Metallica lyric? Or is it h Justin Paper? I
- 37:11Speaker 2: forgot the breathe. If you go to Taco Bell that
- 37:23Speaker 2: doesn't make you.
- 37:31Speaker 5: I hope you got Metallica.
- 37:33Speaker 2: God, please Metallic.
- 37:35Speaker 5: I'm choosing Mellic.
- 37:37Speaker 2: Okay, he's choosing Metallica. Ogi, what do you think?
- 37:41Speaker 7: I think he's on crack?
- 37:44Speaker 2: You think it's Beaver?
- 37:45Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, doesn't Stevie.
- 37:49Speaker 5: That's a great lyrics.
- 37:50Speaker 2: Final answer, Oh no, Metallica.
- 37:52Speaker 5: That's a good lyric. You're going to that's like music,
- 37:54Speaker 5: like masterpiece right there.
- 37:56Speaker 2: That is no point. That is philosophy handed down by
- 37:59Speaker 2: b Yeah, it's so good. He was trying to make
- 38:04Speaker 2: the argument that going to church doesn't make you a Christian.
- 38:08Speaker 5: It doesn't.
- 38:09Speaker 2: But this doesn't logically follow you did to say it
- 38:12Speaker 2: that way? You go to taco Bill, it doesn't make
- 38:15Speaker 2: you a.
- 38:17Speaker 5: What the.
- 38:19Speaker 7: Closet so far away?
- 38:21Speaker 2: Okay?
- 38:21Speaker 5: He had the great like feeling behind him. Give him that,
- 38:25Speaker 5: give him.
- 38:26Speaker 2: Here's your chance to catch up. Here's the next line.
- 38:30Speaker 2: Oh my god, please, I'm madly in anger with you.
- 38:36Speaker 2: I'm madly in anger.
- 38:40Speaker 7: I'm gonna say Metallic, I call it.
- 38:42Speaker 2: Okay, So do you think it's Metallica? Do you think
- 38:51Speaker 2: it's Beaver?
- 38:55Speaker 5: But God, this is great?
- 38:56Speaker 2: Okay?
- 38:57Speaker 3: You also.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Sticking with Metallica?
- 39:01Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I hope it's me okay, and it
- 39:05Speaker 7: is Metallica, Like, please, no more philosophy.
- 39:11Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's see about this next line, Stevie.
- 39:13Speaker 2: This one's yours, Stevie. If no one cared about power,
- 39:18Speaker 2: no one would have Wars.
- 39:21Speaker 5: Oh that's Metallica.
- 39:22Speaker 2: If no one cared about power, no one would have Wars.
- 39:26Speaker 2: That's a Metallically.
- 39:27Speaker 5: That could be anybody, and they really could. I really
- 39:30Speaker 5: hoping it's Metallica.
- 39:31Speaker 2: Okay, uh Oi, what do you think this is?
- 39:33Speaker 4: Genuinely could be anybody? So I think I'm leaning towards Metallica,
- 39:37Speaker 4: But just be the devil's advocate. I'm gonna say Bieber,
- 39:40Speaker 4: I think.
- 39:41Speaker 5: Metallica is more anti war than Bieber's. I don't think
- 39:43Speaker 5: he realizes what's going on in the world.
- 39:45Speaker 2: All right, so Stevie, final answer, Yeah, final answer. You're
- 39:48Speaker 2: sticking with Metallica, correct sir. That is no point. That
- 39:51Speaker 2: is a Bieber. There is a drop of wisdom from
- 39:54Speaker 2: Justin Bieber.
- 39:55Speaker 5: Dude, that kid's like got some words. He should write
- 39:58Speaker 5: those songs.
- 39:58Speaker 7: I mean, that's like throwing a fucking tennis ball down
- 40:01Speaker 7: a fucking wide cave. You can't miss with that one.
- 40:06Speaker 2: All Right, here's your last line from this list, it's
- 40:10Speaker 2: my world, you can't have it. That's definitely a Bieber quote.
- 40:15Speaker 3: That's doub.
- 40:18Speaker 2: Stevie.
- 40:21Speaker 5: I want to say it's a Metallica lyric one hundred percent,
- 40:23Speaker 5: really do, but this time it is fucked up. But
- 40:25Speaker 5: it probably is Biaber even though he should make a song.
- 40:28Speaker 2: All right, it's my world, you can't have it, uns
- 40:35Speaker 2: Bieber for one hundred Oh. He goes with Bieber and
- 40:38Speaker 2: does not get the point. That is a Metallica lyric.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Damn and Stevie, this is your chance to claim the lead.
- 40:47Speaker 2: You'll currently tied it to a piece. The final line
- 40:50Speaker 2: on this list, I am the table? Is this Metallica lyric?
- 40:58Speaker 2: Or is it justin quote? I am the table?
- 41:04Speaker 5: Is that there? I am a wall I have.
- 41:08Speaker 2: I am the table. I am the table.
- 41:12Speaker 5: Oh god, damn it, Metallica. I gotta end strong Metallica.
- 41:16Speaker 5: You guys make it a good lyric. Please?
- 41:18Speaker 2: All right? What do you think?
- 41:20Speaker 1: I mean?
- 41:21Speaker 5: It's gotta be Beaber high off his ass right and
- 41:26Speaker 5: got high? You know you think he's a tape? All right?
- 41:29Speaker 2: Well it could be either one. Stevie. Final answer.
- 41:34Speaker 5: Please, the worst comes to the worst. I tie it
- 41:37Speaker 5: with all your So I'm going to go with Metallica
- 41:39Speaker 5: my initial.
- 41:40Speaker 2: He's going with Metallica. We do not have a tie.
- 41:43Speaker 2: Stevie gets the point is a Metallica lyric?
- 41:46Speaker 5: I did a thing and something I know nothing about it.
- 41:48Speaker 2: That's okay, we have a second ship. This number two
- 41:54Speaker 2: r v's and Frank quotes?
- 41:59Speaker 5: Oh I got this?
- 42:00Speaker 2: Are they quotes from the TV show The Office?
- 42:05Speaker 4: Oh no?
- 42:09Speaker 5: What the fun?
- 42:10Speaker 2: Are these quotes from the TV show The Office the
- 42:13Speaker 2: US version? Or are they actual and Frank quotes?
- 42:17Speaker 5: You're a terrible person.
- 42:20Speaker 2: Well we'll see. Stevie is gonna start off this list,
- 42:23Speaker 2: and you are in the extend your lead if you
- 42:25Speaker 2: did this right, Stevie, here's the quote, there's a lot
- 42:29Speaker 2: of beauty in ordinary things. Is that a Frank or
- 42:33Speaker 2: is it the Office?
- 42:35Speaker 4: Fucking set up a bit?
- 42:37Speaker 5: I wish I watched The Office.
- 42:38Speaker 7: Now I had, I didn't, And I know anything can
- 42:41Speaker 7: be true.
- 42:42Speaker 5: Yeah, I know he's probably quoting and Frank in the Office.
- 42:44Speaker 5: That's gonna be the trick question here. I'm gonna go
- 42:47Speaker 5: with an Frank.
- 42:49Speaker 2: Stevie's going with Ann Frank. Okay, Ogie, what do you
- 42:52Speaker 2: think about that quote? There's a lot of beauty in
- 42:54Speaker 2: ordinary things.
- 42:55Speaker 7: That seems like a Michael quote on it.
- 42:59Speaker 2: Michael, I think, yeah, Michael Scott like think.
- 43:05Speaker 5: Now it's got to be And Frank.
- 43:06Speaker 2: You're going and Frank as well? Okay, Stevie, final answer
- 43:09Speaker 2: and Frank or the.
- 43:10Speaker 5: Office going with a Frank and you are wrong.
- 43:13Speaker 2: It is from the Office, the final episode. It's one
- 43:17Speaker 2: of the last lines in the office, sir. I believe it.
- 43:20Speaker 5: One time she did both dad before the office.
- 43:23Speaker 2: She might have said something similar, but she did not
- 43:25Speaker 2: say those exactly.
- 43:26Speaker 7: Everybody said something at some point.
- 43:27Speaker 2: All right, here is the second quote, Oggie, this is
- 43:30Speaker 2: your chance to catch up. Would I rather be feared
- 43:33Speaker 2: or loved? Easy? Both? Office going? Office?
- 43:40Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 43:40Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Stevie, No, you think that's a Frank I do.
- 43:47Speaker 2: I read her revenge Diary and Frank's Revenge Diary and
- 43:52Speaker 2: Frank two and Frank Harder.
- 43:54Speaker 5: I'm not getting again. I'm not I'm not getting hate
- 43:57Speaker 5: again for getting into that.
- 43:59Speaker 2: The art of Frank and Frank two and Franker and
- 44:08Speaker 2: all right, Frank, Oggie, final answer? Was that and Frank
- 44:11Speaker 2: quote or was it from the office? Both is indeed?
- 44:16Speaker 2: The Office AUGI has tied this game.
- 44:19Speaker 5: Man, all right, sorry, I've heard that one.
- 44:21Speaker 2: We're back to Stevie. Stevie, Yes, you have more fun
- 44:25Speaker 2: as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
- 44:30Speaker 2: Was this an and Frank quote? Or was it from
- 44:32Speaker 2: the office?
- 44:33Speaker 5: If I just stick with a Frank all the way
- 44:34Speaker 5: down here, I got he at least one, So I'm
- 44:36Speaker 5: gonna go with a Frank until I get a point.
- 44:38Speaker 7: You want to go with and Okay, Oi, I think
- 44:41Speaker 7: this one was and Frank.
- 44:43Speaker 2: You have more fun as a follower, but you make
- 44:45Speaker 2: more money as a leader. Yeah, okay, you think it
- 44:48Speaker 2: could have been and Frank. All right, both of you
- 44:50Speaker 2: saying and Frank, Stevie, do you want to change your mind?
- 44:52Speaker 2: Are you sticking with a Frank? Now?
- 44:53Speaker 5: I Trusty's choice.
- 44:54Speaker 2: Okay. In that case, no point for you.
- 44:57Speaker 5: That is from the office to watch all you. Why
- 45:00Speaker 5: don't you learn some history?
- 45:01Speaker 2: God damn, Augie, we're back to you, and this is
- 45:05Speaker 2: your first opportunity to take the lead in this game.
- 45:09Speaker 2: Here's the quote. I am running away from my responsibilities
- 45:13Speaker 2: and it feels good. I am running away from my
- 45:18Speaker 2: responsibilities and it feels good. Is that an Frank or
- 45:24Speaker 2: the office.
- 45:25Speaker 4: You couldn't possibly such it, Danne, Frank already right, it's
- 45:28Speaker 4: got to be the office again.
- 45:33Speaker 2: Okay, Stevie, I'm backing my girl and Frank. Yeah, I
- 45:37Speaker 2: got you and Frank again. All right, we're so Stevie
- 45:42Speaker 2: says the office or sorry, Stevie says Anne. Frank augu
- 45:45Speaker 2: says the office. Augie, are you changing your answer? You're
- 45:47Speaker 2: sticking with the and that will give you the lead?
- 45:51Speaker 2: What Frank, man, it was from the office.
- 45:54Speaker 5: I'm gonna switch and that's where it's gonna all.
- 45:57Speaker 2: Right, Stevie, is your chance to tie it up? Here's
- 46:00Speaker 2: the next quote. Stevie, in spite of everything, I still
- 46:05Speaker 2: believe that people are really good at heart. In spite
- 46:11Speaker 2: of everything, I still believe that people are really good
- 46:13Speaker 2: at heart.
- 46:17Speaker 5: I don't know what he has.
- 46:22Speaker 6: Not.
- 46:23Speaker 2: You decided not to go with that, Frank this time?
- 46:25Speaker 5: All right, we'll see my options. What do you think
- 46:29Speaker 5: totally the office?
- 46:31Speaker 2: Okay? All right, ste what are you gonna do? You
- 46:36Speaker 2: stick them with the game plan? I have no game
- 46:39Speaker 2: plan or has game plan? Was the cheat off me?
- 46:42Speaker 7: But I decided to give the wrong answer or the
- 46:45Speaker 7: right answer. You don't fucking know, I gotta go with.
- 46:48Speaker 2: You, gotta go with come. Possibly have done five office quotes?
- 46:53Speaker 2: Could I? Of course not. It is an An Frank quote.
- 46:57Speaker 2: It's one of the most famous. I was trying to
- 47:00Speaker 2: you know, fucking Stevie does pick and Frank. He gets
- 47:03Speaker 2: the point.
- 47:04Speaker 5: It's a double black.
- 47:05Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we're over to you.
- 47:09Speaker 2: You're tired again. This is another chance to take the lead, Aggie.
- 47:13Speaker 2: Dead people receive more flowers than living ones because regret
- 47:17Speaker 2: is stronger than gratitude. Dead people receive more flowers than
- 47:22Speaker 2: living ones. Because regret is stronger than gratitude. Is that
- 47:26Speaker 2: an Anne Frank quote? Or is it from the office.
- 47:31Speaker 4: It's not that I don't want to give Red credit
- 47:32Speaker 4: for saying something like this, but this is profound enough
- 47:35Speaker 4: to actually be an office quote.
- 47:38Speaker 2: Okay, you're going with the office for now, ye Stevie,
- 47:41Speaker 2: what do.
- 47:41Speaker 5: You think you're the wrong way? It's Ann Frank, It's okay, yeah.
- 47:47Speaker 7: Why did you just look it up?
- 47:49Speaker 5: You are?
- 47:50Speaker 2: What are you doing during the game? A bit?
- 47:54Speaker 5: A bit? And I just wanted to make sure everything
- 47:56Speaker 5: goes okay.
- 47:57Speaker 2: God damn it? All right Ogie. He may or may
- 48:00Speaker 2: not have cheated so what do you want to do?
- 48:02Speaker 2: Do you want to stick with your the office?
- 48:04Speaker 4: I said, I don't think she could have said something
- 48:07Speaker 4: like this. I'm not one hundred percent sure, but this
- 48:09Speaker 4: is just profound enough.
- 48:11Speaker 2: Okay, Well, the fact of the matter is you do
- 48:14Speaker 2: not get a point. This is an and Frank quote.
- 48:17Speaker 2: She actually said that. Oh wow, good, so, Stevie, there
- 48:25Speaker 2: are four quotes left. These are all written. They would
- 48:28Speaker 2: all have been written down in Frank's case. I think, yeah,
- 48:32Speaker 2: I just didn't know there are four quotes left. You
- 48:35Speaker 2: both are tied, so it's gonna come down to these
- 48:38Speaker 2: four Stevie. The next quote, I have a warm blanket
- 48:42Speaker 2: and several cozy pillows. I read a chapter of a
- 48:45Speaker 2: book and then it's lights out by eight thirty.
- 48:49Speaker 5: This is so difficult, is all I'm saying.
- 48:52Speaker 2: Is that and Frank quote? Or is it from the office.
- 48:54Speaker 2: I'll read it again. I have a warm blanket and
- 48:56Speaker 2: several cozy pillows. I read a chapter of a book
- 48:59Speaker 2: and then it's lights out by eight point thirty.
- 49:03Speaker 5: It does sound familiar. I'm gonna go with hand. Frank
- 49:05Speaker 5: actually does someth I know there was a schedule of
- 49:07Speaker 5: stuff she had to do.
- 49:09Speaker 2: Augie, what do you think? Yeah, morbidly, I think that
- 49:13Speaker 2: is true. Okay, we're back to Stevie. Final answer, final answer,
- 49:19Speaker 2: Miss Frank and Frank, no point to you. That is
- 49:22Speaker 2: from the office, no ship, Yeah, that is from the office.
- 49:27Speaker 2: That is ascribing her nighttime routine.
- 49:30Speaker 7: Okay, see out of context, it's morbid when you compare
- 49:34Speaker 7: the two.
- 49:35Speaker 2: Yeah, of how so like, why do you think I
- 49:38Speaker 2: picked it? We're back over to Augie. Yes, here's the
- 49:42Speaker 2: next quote. Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't
- 49:46Speaker 2: even know where it's going. No, the office, going with
- 49:52Speaker 2: the office. Okay, Stevie.
- 49:55Speaker 5: That one is a Frank. She's just starting to write
- 49:56Speaker 5: in her journal at this point. He says, now where
- 49:58Speaker 5: to start? Okay, I guess I'll give you answer.
- 50:01Speaker 2: It's an interesting idea. That's final answer is that sometimes
- 50:07Speaker 2: I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where
- 50:09Speaker 2: it's going. Is that and Frank or the office?
- 50:11Speaker 5: It's Michael Scott.
- 50:15Speaker 2: Is Michael Scott. That's another point to He has taken
- 50:17Speaker 2: the lead and there are just two quotes left. Stevie.
- 50:21Speaker 2: You need this quote to stay in the dance, Stevie.
- 50:26Speaker 2: Sometimes I get so bored. I just want to scream,
- 50:29Speaker 2: and then sometimes I actually do scream.
- 50:33Speaker 5: No office. Well, I can't. I can't. I can't stray,
- 50:39Speaker 5: I can't, can't, I can't. I can't even give it
- 50:41Speaker 5: a second part where comes back to me and say it.
- 50:43Speaker 5: I can't and Frank.
- 50:45Speaker 2: Okay, he says, and Frank OGGI, yeah, Stevie, you got it.
- 50:52Speaker 5: I know it's it's the office.
- 50:54Speaker 2: Okay, we're back to Stevie. Are you sticking with Anne
- 50:57Speaker 2: Frank or are you switching to the office.
- 51:00Speaker 5: I'm sticking on that, Frank, I got my moral, sir.
- 51:04Speaker 2: Then I'm afraid that's no point. Is from the office?
- 51:10Speaker 2: Our last quote goes to AUGI, AUGI, this is not
- 51:13Speaker 2: the end. It is not even the beginning of the end,
- 51:15Speaker 2: but it is perhaps the end of the beginning. Is
- 51:19Speaker 2: this from a Frank? Or is it from the office?
- 51:21Speaker 2: This is not the end, It is not even the
- 51:23Speaker 2: beginning of the end, but it is perhaps the end
- 51:26Speaker 2: of the beginning.
- 51:31Speaker 7: This one, I think is a Frank.
- 51:34Speaker 2: Okay, Stevie, I agree, you agree. More to say about it?
- 51:39Speaker 5: All right?
- 51:40Speaker 2: He's sticking with a Frank or not the office? You're
- 51:44Speaker 2: switching to the office.
- 51:45Speaker 5: Backstad Wow.
- 51:48Speaker 2: Uh he threw away that point. But as it it
- 51:50Speaker 2: was an and frank quote hundred percent. But as it happens,
- 51:53Speaker 2: it didn't matter. Augie had already won this game. Congratulations.
- 51:59Speaker 7: Just want to aph Yeah, yeah, sorry.
- 52:04Speaker 2: Like you're so quick to do the applause when someone
- 52:07Speaker 2: else wins, almost you seem to forget most often.
- 52:10Speaker 5: When you yeah, applause button over here, I'll get one going,
- 52:13Speaker 5: well done.
- 52:14Speaker 2: All right, So Steve Augy has clearly won that game.
- 52:16Speaker 2: He is up three points to zero. Stevie has to
- 52:19Speaker 2: try and tie the game. We're going to play game
- 52:22Speaker 2: three where three points it's either going to be a
- 52:24Speaker 2: draw or Augie is going to have a full court sweep.
- 52:28Speaker 2: I forgot what we called it, a full house I
- 52:32Speaker 2: don't know whatever. The clean sweep, that's what it was.
- 52:38Speaker 2: Sports talk. Sports talk is hard. I don't do sports anyway,
- 52:43Speaker 2: Go USA hockey. Well, yeah, it was incredible.
- 52:46Speaker 5: Oh my god, yeah, I got to watch him. We're
- 52:48Speaker 5: working on the ladies.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Game was so good anyway. Anyway, Sorry, we're gonna go
- 52:53Speaker 2: to break now.
- 52:55Speaker 5: Sorry.
- 52:55Speaker 2: When we come back, we're playing game three right after this.
- 53:06Speaker 5: Hey, if you're in the Western New York area and
- 53:09Speaker 5: you are a fan of the Green head on over
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- 53:15Speaker 5: Road in Lockport, New York. Tell them bfytw Sentia able
- 53:19Speaker 5: to hook you up.
- 53:30Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game
- 53:34Speaker 2: three is gonna be four out of five dentists. We
- 53:38Speaker 2: haven't played this game in a while.
- 53:40Speaker 5: It has been a bit.
- 53:41Speaker 2: It's back.
- 53:42Speaker 7: You know that fifth dentist is such an asshole.
- 53:43Speaker 2: It's such an asshole. I've got five surveys asking questions
- 53:47Speaker 2: like what percentage of Americans believe in ghosts? Blah blah blah,
- 53:50Speaker 2: and one player is going to try and guess the
- 53:53Speaker 2: exact percentage. If they're within ten points high or low,
- 53:56Speaker 2: they'll get a point. The other player will then guess
- 53:59Speaker 2: whether the actual answer is higher or lower, and they'll
- 54:03Speaker 2: get a point if they are correct.
- 54:04Speaker 5: Cool.
- 54:04Speaker 2: After all five surveys, the player with the highest score
- 54:07Speaker 2: wins the game and gets three episode points. So you
- 54:12Speaker 2: each have a chance to earn a point on every
- 54:13Speaker 2: single one of these. But you're gonna switch back and
- 54:15Speaker 2: forth as to whether you pick the percentage or go
- 54:17Speaker 2: higher or lower. And since Stevie, you lost Leskime. You
- 54:20Speaker 2: have the choice, do you want to guess the percentage first,
- 54:23Speaker 2: or would you rather go higher or lower first? It's
- 54:26Speaker 2: always hard to set it.
- 54:27Speaker 6: I know.
- 54:30Speaker 5: I am going to go percentage first, Okay.
- 54:35Speaker 2: In that case, Oggie, you will be guessing higher or
- 54:37Speaker 2: lower on this survey. Stevie in February twenty, twenty sixth
- 54:41Speaker 2: survey what percentage of Super Bowl watchers remembered seeing Ted
- 54:45Speaker 2: Danson in one of the commercials. How many super Bowl
- 54:51Speaker 2: watchers remembered seeing Ted Danson in one of the commercials.
- 54:56Speaker 5: I'm going to say thirty nine percent.
- 55:02Speaker 2: Thirty nine percent, says Stevie. Oggie, is the actual percentage
- 55:08Speaker 2: higher or lower than thirty nine percent?
- 55:11Speaker 7: I think it's going to be just a little bit higher.
- 55:15Speaker 2: Oggie says higher. All right. In that case, the actual
- 55:19Speaker 2: percentage of Super Bowl watchers who remembered seeing ted Danson
- 55:23Speaker 2: in one of the commercials twenty nine percent. Stevie was
- 55:29Speaker 2: just within range. She gets a point. But Aggie said
- 55:33Speaker 2: all higher and was wrong. He gets nothing.
- 55:36Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, that's cool.
- 55:38Speaker 2: Yeah. There was a list of celebrities that they named
- 55:41Speaker 2: who were in the commercials. Lady Gaga came in first
- 55:43Speaker 2: with forty nine percent.
- 55:45Speaker 5: Oh wow, okay, that's fair.
- 55:47Speaker 2: At the highest percentage. Only half of the people who
- 55:50Speaker 2: watched the Super Bowl, It's awest could say that Lady
- 55:52Speaker 2: Gaga was in a commercial, but twenty nine percent said
- 55:54Speaker 2: they remember Ted Danson.
- 55:55Speaker 5: They don't know unless you see their name.
- 55:57Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they had to write the name and just
- 56:00Speaker 2: didn't know that.
- 56:02Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 56:03Speaker 2: I don't know how they ran the survey anyway, So
- 56:06Speaker 2: Stevie takes an early lead, but there's four polls left
- 56:09Speaker 2: this time. Augie, you're gonna give the exact percentage on
- 56:11Speaker 2: this survey. In a January twenty twenty six survey, what
- 56:16Speaker 2: percentage of people who identify as gen Z said that
- 56:20Speaker 2: they primarily discover new TV shows through social media? Z?
- 56:27Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, this is gonna be high.
- 56:30Speaker 2: I think what percentage of gen Z people said that
- 56:34Speaker 2: they discover new TV shows through social media more than
- 56:38Speaker 2: any other way.
- 56:39Speaker 7: I'm gonna say probably close to.
- 56:44Speaker 5: Fuck it, sixty nine percent.
- 56:47Speaker 2: Sixty nine percent, says Augie. Stevie, what do you think.
- 56:51Speaker 2: Do you think the percentage is actually higher or is
- 56:54Speaker 2: it lower than sixty nine percent.
- 56:56Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it's lower, but not by much.
- 56:59Speaker 2: Okay, STEVEE says lower. The actual percentage of gen Z
- 57:04Speaker 2: people who say that they primarily discover new TV shows
- 57:09Speaker 2: through social media is seventy one percent. All he was
- 57:13Speaker 2: off by two nice and gets a point.
- 57:16Speaker 6: Nice.
- 57:18Speaker 2: By the way, if you mentioned if you manage to
- 57:20Speaker 2: get it exactly right, I will give you two points. Yeah,
- 57:23Speaker 2: because that's so clause. That's incredible, that's great. But Stevie
- 57:27Speaker 2: said lower instead of higher. Stevie gets no point. It
- 57:30Speaker 2: is tied up one to one. You guys are really
- 57:34Speaker 2: good at the percentage, not so good at the higher lower.
- 57:37Speaker 2: This is usually the higher lower is the easier one. Yeah, yeah,
- 57:41Speaker 2: not working out that way this time.
- 57:42Speaker 3: Ye, you're different.
- 57:44Speaker 2: You're different, and I love it. Stevie, your next boll
- 57:47Speaker 2: you are going to give the exact percentage of this.
- 57:50Speaker 2: In a January twenty twenty six poll about the accuracy
- 57:53Speaker 2: of American estimations of demographics, people were asked to estimate
- 57:59Speaker 2: what percentage of adults fit in certain criteria much like
- 58:03Speaker 2: you are now, so bearing that in mind, and bearing
- 58:08Speaker 2: in mind that the real percentage of Americans who own
- 58:10Speaker 2: a gun is thirty two percent, what percentage was the
- 58:15Speaker 2: average guess of the percentage of Americans who own a gun.
- 58:19Speaker 2: In other words, what percentage did people think was correct
- 58:24Speaker 2: about how many Americans own a gun?
- 58:26Speaker 5: They said how many?
- 58:27Speaker 2: Originally the correct amount The actual percentage of Americans who
- 58:31Speaker 2: own a gun is thirty two percent. How wrong were
- 58:36Speaker 2: the people guessing or were they right? It's completely up to.
- 58:40Speaker 5: You what you think they're wrong. It's like sixty six percent.
- 58:43Speaker 2: You're going with sixty.
- 58:44Speaker 5: Cent it's like one and a half guns per person
- 58:46Speaker 5: or some shit.
- 58:47Speaker 2: You think it's sixty six percent?
- 58:48Speaker 5: All right?
- 58:49Speaker 2: OUGHI do you think the actual percentage is higher or
- 58:52Speaker 2: lower than sixty six percent? If they were wrong, Uh,
- 58:56Speaker 2: this is the percentage that they guessed.
- 58:58Speaker 5: Oh, and I think guessed.
- 58:59Speaker 7: Oh, I'm thinking they guesshigher than that.
- 59:00Speaker 4: Then you're going, I think I think even Americans think
- 59:03Speaker 4: of the American stereotype that every American owns a gun,
- 59:07Speaker 4: which is true a lot of the Americans do, but
- 59:09Speaker 4: it's not like, yeah enough every American.
- 59:14Speaker 2: Okay, Well, the actual percentage, guest, the actual guest percentage,
- 59:19Speaker 2: the percentage that Americans think is the correct percentage of
- 59:23Speaker 2: how many Americans own a gun was fifty four percent.
- 59:27Speaker 2: It's not higher, it's lower, and Stevie was out of range.
- 59:31Speaker 2: Nobody gets a point. I mean, I thought that was interesting.
- 59:37Speaker 2: It is the widest gap of everything that I saw
- 59:39Speaker 2: in that survey. They also did they also did the
- 59:42Speaker 2: trans people. What percentage of people are trans people? Estimated
- 59:45Speaker 2: twelve percent. It's actually one population is trans at most.
- 59:54Speaker 2: It might even be less than.
- 59:55Speaker 7: I was gonna say point or something.
- 59:58Speaker 2: But the fact that people thought twelve percent of people
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: were trends is just kind of and that's the average.
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: That's kind of mind blowing, right. But anyway, let's move
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: on our next pole. It's still tied up. Augie. You
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: are going to give me the exact percentage to this
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: and you'll love this one. In a December twenty twenty
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: five pole, what percentage of Americans say that AI could
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: pose a threat to humanity?
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: If you say one hundred, they're going to know.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: In a December twenty twenty five bowl, what percentage of
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: Americans say that AI could pose a threat to humanity?
- 1:00:33Speaker 4: I want to say fifty four fifty.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: Four percent, says Augie. Stevie. Is it higher or lower
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: than fifty four percent?
- 1:00:43Speaker 5: I really hope we don't have as many idiots as
- 1:00:46Speaker 5: we really have. And I hope that's higher.
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: You say higher?
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: Yeah, all right.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: In a December twenty twenty five pole, what percentages of
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: Americans said that AI could pose a threat to humanity?
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: Augie said fifty four. It is actually seventy seven. It
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: is not with intent, but it is higher. Stevie gets
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: a point, yes, cower, all right. It is two to
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: one in Stevie's favor. This last poll is going to
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: determine it, and Stevie, you get to choose the percentage.
- 1:01:16Speaker 5: Oh sweet.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: In a December twenty twenty five survey regarding barriers to
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: purchasing an electric car, what percentage of Americans said the
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: main reason they wouldn't buy an electric car was the
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: range that they could drive without a charge?
- 1:01:33Speaker 5: Americans?
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: What percentage of Americans said the main reason they wouldn't
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: buy an electric car is how far they could drive
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: without getting a charge.
- 1:01:43Speaker 5: Seventy two.
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: Seventy two, says Stevie. Yeah, Augie, I'm thinking lower. Augie
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: says lower. Okay, Augie's one point behind. If he's right
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: and you're not with intent, Stevie, Augie will have tied
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: the game and you'll both get three points, which means
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: he wins the episode.
- 1:02:00Speaker 5: Change my answer, no, or.
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: You could have won outright.
- 1:02:07Speaker 6: No.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: A survey regarding barriers to purchasing an electric car, what
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: percentage of Americans said the main reason they wouldn't buy
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: an electric car was the range they could drive without
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: a charge.
- 1:02:17Speaker 5: Stevie, you said seventy two.
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: Seventy two the actual range forty.
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: It is lower.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: So Aggie gets a point, which means you both have
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: two points.
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: We won together.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: At the end of the game, you both get three points,
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: which means Aggie wins the episode six to three.
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: Oh yeah, man, I forgot about the first three the
- 1:02:40Speaker 5: other points.
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Aggie did win, like he did get
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: the maximum amount of points you can get out of
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: the game. But you made sure he didn't get a
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: clean sweep either.
- 1:02:50Speaker 5: No, it made it work for it.
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: You did make him work for it.
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: That was the Yeah, it was fun.
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: The list game was perfect. You guys were back at
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: forth rate.
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: That was really dude, this is wonderful.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: All right, well we'll just have to do it again
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: three times the All right, that's gonna be it from us.
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