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Pro Wrestling LIVE - Sting's Alive vs The Ass Boyz · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to a lily Pad production.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Leapfrogs, and welcome back to Pandemonium. Welcome back to
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  Speaker 2: you can see clips, but otherwise all the visual stuff
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  Speaker 2: our journey back into pro wrestling, but this time we
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  Speaker 2: only bloody did it live. Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium,
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  Speaker 2: the pop culture game show that shines a spotlight onto
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  Speaker 2: everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master, a natural heel
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  Speaker 2: because of my accent, Matt Watson. But a games master
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  Speaker 2: needs games and games need players, so please welcome first.
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  Speaker 2: He is an actor, improviser, and pretender. He's used to
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  Speaker 2: wearing a mask on stage, but he's no luchador. Make
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  Speaker 2: some noise for Matt Smith, and he is an improviser,
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  Speaker 2: stand up and co owner of the theater we're in
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  Speaker 2: right now, which sort of makes him like Vince mcmack. No, wait,
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  Speaker 2: not that, not that go wild for Casey Dean Fray, Well,
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  Speaker 2: I think we know who the Heels are. Welcome Matt. Welcome, Casey.
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  Speaker 2: It says I have to say welcome here, but I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I've got to throw more negative energy
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  Speaker 2: towards you to tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah fuck you mean Matt wow nickname?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, let's hip mean Matt mean mean meant only hit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't join don't join him with the Heels. Come
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  Speaker 2: on there, Casey, Matt story, No, Casey, Matt, how are
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  Speaker 2: you both doing? I'll cut that out.
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  Speaker 5: I feel I feel really good right now?
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  Speaker 2: You feel good?
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  Speaker 6: You feel good after being on stage for over an
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  Speaker 6: hour already, case Yeah, it feels good.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a show ho, so it's okay, Matt.
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  Speaker 2: What about yourself?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm doing great. I'm doing great. You know.
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  Speaker 6: I had some recent health issues, but popped some roids
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  Speaker 6: and here I am classic.
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  Speaker 7: He's sticking the character. Yeah, I feel like a dick.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if I can possibly pi us through these iron
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  Speaker 2: tight characters, I've got to ask up top Matt, you
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  Speaker 2: are you're a fan of wrestling, A huge fan.
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  Speaker 6: I've been a fan since the late nineties because I'm
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  Speaker 6: that old, and there was I was lapsed for a bit,
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  Speaker 6: but especially since a w has started, I have become
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  Speaker 6: a huge fan again.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Nice, Yeah, aw doing great things. I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: many three letter acronyms we should use. It sounded like
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  Speaker 2: the crowd are pretty into wrestling, so I think we're safe.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it's it's legally fine for me to mention the
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  Speaker 6: existence of a.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah of course, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's from a w
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  Speaker 2: al day Casey, what about yourself? You a fan?
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  Speaker 5: I used to be when I thought it was real
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  Speaker 5: and and then they.
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  Speaker 7: Told me it was fake, and but Stin died and
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  Speaker 7: and we didn't. I just saw him taking away an ambulance,
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  Speaker 7: and I remember crying and being like I'm never watching again.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I know what you mean. So that, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that is the fake thing you were talking about.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, Sing's alive, alive, and well really yes, well alive
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  Speaker 6: and okay.
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  Speaker 2: Does he still one of the face makeup he said, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he stills face makeups, probably not day to day.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's disappointing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well you heels. It seems like you're going to
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  Speaker 2: need some opponents to face in the squad circle tonight,
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  Speaker 2: so let's bring them out. She is our resident panelist,
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  Speaker 2: a podcast and comedian who works in STEM, which today
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  Speaker 2: stands for Sierra Tango Echo Mike STEM make some noise
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  Speaker 2: for Audra Stevenson. Ye excellent, and he is a stand
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  Speaker 2: up comedian, dungeon master and dog dad to a husky,
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  Speaker 2: just like Cody Rhodes, but without the fascistic neck tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: Please welcome Hovi in Palagadas.
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  Speaker 9: Anome.
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  Speaker 5: It's great to be here in Peak Improv Theater. Yeah
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  Speaker 5: that homeown pop.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, excellent stuff. Excellent stuff. Uh, Dra Cuban, how are
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  Speaker 2: you both doing? I'm doing so good.
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  Speaker 1: I really, I'm so excited to be here.
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  Speaker 10: I knew that pro wrestling would be a fun one
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  Speaker 10: for the Peak Improv Theater because y'all chance so much
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  Speaker 10: and that's one of.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite things. Yeah, we cannot get this matter. At
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  Speaker 2: eleven minutes past nine. What about yourself?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good, just because I know this is going
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  Speaker 5: to be a thing. I don't want to make you
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  Speaker 5: look like a full it's pronounced not silent whatever you said.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's fair even Thank you so much for
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  Speaker 2: joining us.
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  Speaker 5: You're a fan of professional absolutely, yeah. I've watched wrestling
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  Speaker 5: since I was walking, and you how to turn on
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  Speaker 5: a TV by myself. My favorite memories growing up when
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  Speaker 5: I was a kid was watching smackdownhen it was on
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  Speaker 5: up that that's yeah, yeah yeah. My favorite memory specifically
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  Speaker 5: was uh watching it and then waiting for my dad
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  Speaker 5: to walk by the hallways I could turn the TV
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  Speaker 5: off quickly because wrestling was not allowed.
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  Speaker 2: Yah at my house? Was it the violence or the breasts?
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  Speaker 8: A lot?
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  Speaker 5: I specifically remember one of the very first memories I
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  Speaker 5: have was getting Judgment Day two thousand and four on DVD, which,
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  Speaker 5: if you don't remember, featured Kurd Angle versus Booker T.
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  Speaker 5: Sure where Kurd Angle says he wants to can we
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if we can say it's on the podcast,
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  Speaker 5: you can try, okay if he wants to have best
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  Speaker 5: reality sex with Booker T's wife. So I watched that
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  Speaker 5: with my dad.
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  Speaker 2: That'll do it, that'll get it bad. Yeah yeah, pretty
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  Speaker 2: pretty fast.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. But obviously it didn't stick.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm glad it didn't. Glad you're joining M say
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  Speaker 2: it today, Oltra. What about yourself? You're a fan of
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  Speaker 2: pro wrestling.
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  Speaker 10: I am. I don't have as much history as anybody
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  Speaker 10: else does. I think I started watching twenty eighteen fairly recently,
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  Speaker 10: in the grand scheme of professional wrestling, but I've loved it.
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  Speaker 10: It was mostly women's wrestling that got me into it.
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  Speaker 10: I was like, oh my gosh, these women could beat
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  Speaker 10: me up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it sounds.
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  Speaker 5: I like women that can beat me up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I can't decide whether that's progressive or not. So
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna be fantastic. Well, I think we've got some
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  Speaker 2: We got the faces and we got the heels.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: If I quite over here, what's the sound you make?
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  Speaker 2: And if I pone over here? Okay? Teams, you arrive
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  Speaker 2: at the gorilla position, hoping those damn gorillas don't tear
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  Speaker 2: you apart tonight the boss has put you in a
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  Speaker 2: tag team match, or because you botched a spot last week,
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  Speaker 2: goodbye singles. Push, But before you get hot and work
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  Speaker 2: yourself into a shoot. Brother, this is too much linger.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to come up with a pro wrestling themed
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  Speaker 2: team name. Please, let's start with Casey and Matt. What
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  Speaker 2: have you got?
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  Speaker 5: Did you think of any ahead of time? No, I
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  Speaker 5: can tell it you did that.
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  Speaker 6: I literally just thought of one, and I did not
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  Speaker 6: do a good job thing. So I feel like we're
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  Speaker 6: both wild cards, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: So like and one of the kind of classic uh
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  Speaker 6: last parts of a tag team name is express. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: so I was gonna give you the wild card Express.
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  Speaker 5: That fucking sucks.
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  Speaker 6: I was not trying too hard to make it referential.
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  Speaker 6: What do you got, then, Casey?
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  Speaker 5: Uh, stings alive? Fine?
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  Speaker 2: All right, so we've got stings alive. That's fantastic. In
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  Speaker 2: the podcast episode tight a lot of context things alive.
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  Speaker 2: Let's find out who they'll be facing. I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was good, Matt. Let's find out who they'll be facing.
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  Speaker 5: Though.
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  Speaker 1: I have a few ideas we we have. Did you
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  Speaker 1: want to go first?
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  Speaker 5: No, I would never tell a woman what to do.
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  Speaker 1: What you're talking about amazing, we're gonna get along great.
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  Speaker 10: We're not heels, so we probably shouldn't go with terrible Tubin's.
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  Speaker 5: The application is that I'm terrible, we got.
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  Speaker 1: It then I had disputed era or f t R,
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  Speaker 1: but it stands for fuck tuck en.
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  Speaker 5: Roll love that.
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  Speaker 1: Or thinking because of the music that they had for us.
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  Speaker 6: Just ass boys, God, God, I really love ass boys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but but yeah, you're welcome for the clip. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but f TR is also yeah, and f TR is
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  Speaker 5: channible channel though.
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  Speaker 6: Boys, Yes, boys, Yes, we've got to go.
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  Speaker 5: Boys.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we've got stings alive versus ass boys.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: If you're listening to this and thinking, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: about the w W E or A e W, but
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of the n C double A,
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: don't worry. Norm his order with a little segment we
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  Speaker 2: like to call passing knowledge, Give it up.
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  Speaker 11: Podra.
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  Speaker 10: Professional wrestling is a form of athletic theater centered around
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  Speaker 10: heightened narrative combat, or more succinctly, it's so operas with
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  Speaker 10: stuntman and.
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  Speaker 2: It fucking rocks.
• 13:05
  Speaker 10: It all started technically in the nineteenth century, when actual
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  Speaker 10: wrestling wasn't selling tickets, so wrestlers decided to predetermine the
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  Speaker 10: winners of their matches, pretending with something.
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  Speaker 1: Called k fabe.
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  Speaker 10: It's kind of like method acting, but it's like less
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  Speaker 10: up its own ass. With the winner predetermined, the performers
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  Speaker 10: could focus on more entertaining action, more compelling storytelling, and
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  Speaker 10: in twenty twenty six, more weird self.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Hands, Oh boy, they are weird.
• 13:37
  Speaker 10: Through a blend of improv and pre planned spots, they
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  Speaker 10: could draw sustainable audiences and then now pretty huge audiences.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Someday we will too.
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  Speaker 10: Pro wrestling is also where a lot of your favorite
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  Speaker 10: stars probably got their start, like The Rock from Fast
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  Speaker 10: and Furious, Batista from Guardian to the Galaxy, and John
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  Speaker 10: Cena from Daddy's Home Too.
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  Speaker 1: When people find.
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  Speaker 10: Out that I like pro wrestling, the most common question
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  Speaker 10: I get.
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  Speaker 1: Is you know it's fake, right? I'm sorry, but I
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  Speaker 1: can always say it's real to me.
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  Speaker 11: Damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's play pandemonium.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
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  Speaker 2: player to bring in a muse if they remembered something
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  Speaker 2: that inspires them or something they love from this particular fandom.
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  Speaker 2: Pro wrestling is inspiring to me because of all the
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  Speaker 2: oiled up beefcakes. But let's find out what our panel
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  Speaker 2: thing might We'll start with you what's inspiring you.
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  Speaker 11: Right to me?
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  Speaker 5: Ye's start with me.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it's not I did briefly discuss a possible one,
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  Speaker 6: but I didn't bring it because it felt too dark.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, so.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with a different one. But I guess
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to probably in the dark one too
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  Speaker 6: at some point.
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  Speaker 5: But the.
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  Speaker 6: You know what, whatever, I'll say. Uh so, right up.
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  Speaker 6: So if you're not familiar with with this is not
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  Speaker 6: my Okay, this is not my muse. I this is
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  Speaker 6: not my muse. Yeah, cut it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna suck asshole.
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  Speaker 6: Anyway, So I'm a heel okay, so right after, So,
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  Speaker 6: back in two thousand and seven, there was a horrible,
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  Speaker 6: horrible tragedy involving a man named Chris ben Wah. You
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  Speaker 6: murdered his wife and child and then killed himself anyway,
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  Speaker 6: Uh yeah, But it was like a one week period
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  Speaker 6: of time where people just thought they were all tragically killed.
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  Speaker 6: And and during that period of time, I did add
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  Speaker 6: a toys r us See a Ruthless Aggression Chris ben
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  Speaker 6: Wah action figure, and I did buy it thinking maybe
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  Speaker 6: this will be worth something someday.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm not really a collector.
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  Speaker 2: But you have the knowledge that he'd done that.
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  Speaker 5: I had the knowledge. No, I had the knowledge that
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  Speaker 5: he had died.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it was in the during the week period of
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  Speaker 6: time where they didn't you know what happened yet. But
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  Speaker 6: but but but for the sake of time, my real
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  Speaker 6: muse is just just dropping Chris ben into the room.
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  Speaker 12: You just said that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Matt, what's your what's your muse?
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say the video game for Nintendo sixty four
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  Speaker 6: w c W versus n w O World Tour. But
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  Speaker 6: I also I loved all of them, but World Tour
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  Speaker 6: was the first one I played, and I played that
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  Speaker 6: before I watched it. So my my brothers and I
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  Speaker 6: got the game. I loved the game, and my brother
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  Speaker 6: started watching it, and I watched it to make fun
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  Speaker 6: of him because I'm an older brother and a heel,
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  Speaker 6: and uh, it turned out joke was on me. I
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  Speaker 6: liked it a lot, So that so that's my muse
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  Speaker 6: and I probably talked plenty of time.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's a that's a great muse. I am just
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  Speaker 2: gonna think Chris ben Wall was your muse, though it was.
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  Speaker 5: Not my muse. What an inspiration?
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  Speaker 6: No, you can't separate the art from the artists there.
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  Speaker 6: That's so true.
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  Speaker 2: So let's let's just move on and ask the other
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  Speaker 2: half of stings alive, Casey, what's inspiring you from the
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  Speaker 2: world of rest.
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  Speaker 5: I have two as well. Fuck it.
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  Speaker 7: I met Mankind one time at a comic con and
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  Speaker 7: he picked me up by my ears.
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  Speaker 5: It was super fun and he's a really nice guy
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  Speaker 5: and I like him a lot. Three three.
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  Speaker 7: That I was like twenty seven, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then he had knee braces. He could barely move.
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  Speaker 5: It was. It was rough.
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  Speaker 7: I felt bad for him. But when I was a kid,
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: my dad took me to a wrestling match. We had
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  Speaker 7: the high balcony seats and he snuck me into the
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: front row and we were like right up against the
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: right up against the thing, and and I got to
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  Speaker 7: slap Scott Steiner on the chest and that was That
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  Speaker 7: was one of the greatest moments of my life.
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  Speaker 2: That's cool as hell.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I really I'm a big Scott Steiner.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hell yeah. That's the part I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: try and remember. Is your music not Mick Foley's decrepit
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  Speaker 2: likes yea.
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  Speaker 6: His name was officially the Big Bad Booty Daddy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: Scott Steiner, that's s Gott. That's one of Scott Steiner's nicknames,
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  Speaker 6: one of his nicknames. Hello, ass man, he's on our side.
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  Speaker 2: That was that was some inspiring stuff from Stings Alive.
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  Speaker 2: I think let's move on over to ask boys, juven
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  Speaker 2: what have you got? What's inspiring you from world of wrestling?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I feel like the thing I said in the
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  Speaker 5: beginning was my music. But you know what, I have
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  Speaker 5: other stories, so yeah, yeah tell me. Sorry. So for
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  Speaker 5: the audio people at home, you're not going to see this,
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: but I did that. That money and a bang briefcase
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  Speaker 5: that is mine. I bought that at the very first
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  Speaker 5: wrestling show that I ever went to. It was the
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: July No Yeah, July fourth SmackDown July fourth, twenty seventeen. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: And if you know anything about their product, I know
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  Speaker 5: Audrey doesn't, but I'm so I'm sorry, but it's okay.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: All you need to know is it sucked back then.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: This show is spectacular because it had the infamous rap
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: battle between New Day and the USOS. Yes, where the
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: USOS dropped the bar about Xavier Woods Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, he.
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  Speaker 2: Just being appeared in a leaked sex type. That was
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  Speaker 2: what the ball was about.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and if I remember it went, please freestyle? No,
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  Speaker 5: who do you think I prize style?
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  Speaker 11: Please?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: You do not have to be bullied, not when you're.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I won't.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Stuck.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: That's Look, this is an awesome piece of kit. It
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: looks like the brief kiss they I almost wish we
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: had a ladder and something to hang it from. Sorry,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I've set up something that's not going to happen.
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: They just put a really shitty sticker on the front
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: of a briefcase.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: It's obviously fake. What about you real to me?
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: This guy's got a world championship title shot whenever he
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: wants it. That's how the brief games works.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: We're gonna if we if we explain everything, it's gonna
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: take hold. What's inspiring you from the world of wrestling.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I'm inspired partially by the power of friendship.
• 20:45
  Speaker 10: And I have a prop that I'm gonna get and
• 20:46
  Speaker 10: I hope that it takes me less than five seconds.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll vamp for time. That's what we're supposed to do.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: We're supposed to say, four time, Matt dam for time,
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: four time.
• 20:56
  Speaker 10: I'm back right, stuff I have a group of friends
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: that does a prediction league situation and we win.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: This belt that you see, this custom Championship.
• 21:08
  Speaker 10: And one of our first things to determine who got
• 21:11
  Speaker 10: the belt was the Royal Rumble in a year that
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: I can't remember, and we each had people that we
• 21:17
  Speaker 10: had drawn on ping pong balls for who had what.
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: And I think the most important thing to me that
• 21:22
  Speaker 10: inspires me towards victory is the fact that my pick
• 21:27
  Speaker 10: won both the Men's and Women's Royal. And I am
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: inspired by previous victories, and I hope that all of
• 21:39
  Speaker 10: my competitors are inspired to give up because.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I am the Charlotte Flair of this division.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, yes, all right, tapping out for the
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: record that was the twenty eighteen Yeah, thank you.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: All right, that is excellent knowledge that I'm barely going
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: to test any of that tonight.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: I'm on the wrong show.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Then, Okay, fantastic, very inspiring teams, Thank you so much
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: for your muses. Are we ready for some games? We
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: play some games? Okay, yes, yeah, okay, actually before we
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: play some games. I don't normally ask this, but does
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: does anyone in the audience have a problem with any
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: of our panelists tonight.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: What what the fuck.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Is that a dust?
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Oh it's a goddamn duck. I hate dunks, you piece
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: of ship. Dug No, you are an asshole.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: Stop putting dust all over my goddamn seer.
• 22:46
  Speaker 12: Speak English? Okay, I understand every word you're saying.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: And you know you're right about my mom?
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 22:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah, fuck you?
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: You know what? Oh you like this?
• 23:06
  Speaker 12: Huh?
• 23:08
  Speaker 11: You you ended up liking this?
• 23:10
  Speaker 12: You like this almost too much? I get it, I
• 23:13
  Speaker 12: get it.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: You're God.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: There's a second dup. It's to what's happening?
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Partner?
• 23:26
  Speaker 12: What my gosh?
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: You sick?
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Fuck you sick ups everywhere bottom. That's more than subtacks.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Man that hold on feet?
• 23:46
  Speaker 11: This is not fun. Oh God, can't.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: You men to carry you back to your chair to.
• 23:57
  Speaker 12: That was torture?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Okay. Round one is called bar God. Round one is
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: called bar God. Are we all familiar with the wacky,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: over the top nature of wrestling commentators?
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, give me give me your
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: best JR. Give me your best JR. Impression.
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: As God as my witness, he is broken in half,
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: perfect perfect, that kind of energy, absolutely excellent.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: So in turns players will transform into one of these
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: over the top wrestling commentators, and in this style, must
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: communicate a list of five wrestling related things to their
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: teammate without saying any of the words on the list,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: so it's given clues to things in the style of
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Jim Ross commentating in the main event of WrestleMania, There'll
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: be ninety seconds on the clock to try and get
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: all five for a maximum of five points. And I'll
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: give you a bonus point if you commit to your Ross. Okay,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: you really commit to the Ross. So first up, we
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: are going to have Audra commentating for jubin no reaction
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: to that.
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: I was just so distracted by the Ducks that I
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: did forget the first half of the rules of the thing,
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: and I was just thinking, can I can I style
• 25:09
  Speaker 10: this out?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And the answer is probably no.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, Older, here's your list of five things to try
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: and communicate and the category is weapons used in professional wrestling.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay? Is there like a timer?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there is a time, Chris, Chris, could we
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: get the list up on screen please? I can't see
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: it looked directly eyes.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, she has a list too, so like just
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: look down.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Now by god, I don't believe it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: He's put this very long thing around his neck and
• 25:46
  Speaker 10: he's spin it around and he's gonna hit a ladder.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: Yes, And then he took out a bag and I
• 25:52
  Speaker 10: thought it was gonna be ducks, but he dumped it
• 25:55
  Speaker 10: on the ground and oh fived.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly what it is.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's a there's.
• 26:02
  Speaker 10: One of these at every four way where you drive.
• 26:05
  Speaker 10: And he took it, and he took the thing.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: And he really whacked ito prius.
• 26:14
  Speaker 10: It's as right as my prious.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You're right, the prius.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: He oh, my gosh.
• 26:26
  Speaker 10: And it's kind of a downgrade because this thing that
• 26:29
  Speaker 10: he hit him with that's metal.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit thinner. And you put cookies on.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: It, cookie a tray?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Can you say cookie? That's okay?
• 26:40
  Speaker 12: Cool for that?
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: My god, I.
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: Think this is the wildest thing I've ever seen. Is
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: that is that someone from the audience is that a
• 26:49
  Speaker 10: part of their body isn't a part of their body
• 26:52
  Speaker 10: from their lower half.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: A leg like like a cost We got the Zach
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Gallen reference. Yes, yes, yeah, we are in trouble. I
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: feel like I'm not gonna do well provoke Zach Gowan
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: without even saying yeah, yeah, can I just said Jack
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Gowan over and over again.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: We're like, excellent stuff. That's five out of five points.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna give Oder a bonus point for committing
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: to her ross.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I said, bye God sometimes.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, Next up we are gonna have Matt's being a
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: wrestling commentator for Casey to guess. The category is Celebrities
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: who have wrestled. Celebrities who have wrestled matches. Are you ready?
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: We'll be on the clock. Wait, wait, say the category again.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Celebrities who have wrestled matches. Oh my fuck, Okay, your
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: time starts now, buck out.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: Buck out.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: It is Don King and he's comaning by no a
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: legend of boxing, this legend. Yeah, that's right. And this
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: guy's a jackass. This guy's a what a jackass? He's
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: he's doing stupid stuff. Yeah, oh, this guy.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: He's he makes really popular rep music.
• 28:13
  Speaker 11: Guinea's from the.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: He's from Uh, he's not good all right, And he's.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Not a dog. He's not a dog. He's not good.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: He's bad. Yeah, bad bunny.
• 28:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: And and fa finally, the Jersey Shore, the Jersey Shore cout,
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: who were you know? U?
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: For the nookie. He did it over the nookie, but Bokie.
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: Back.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: God, he just put a bullet in the back.
• 28:42
  Speaker 11: Of his bad skull. This yes, yes, Oh.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: My goodness, Snookie fucking wrestled.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, WrestleMania, no, Wren. Wow, they were really desperate. It's
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: time me worse.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You're not surprised by Abraham Lincoln And I love that.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: No. I saw that episode.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: Could you could argue you could argue that it was
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: the first it was the first heel turn in history.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: You know, yeah it happened. Never mind, Yeah, you can
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: cut this too. Everything Matt says is cut.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I'm leaving that.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: And just the panic when you saw when you got
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: to Bad Buddy was amazing. It's like, how could I.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: I couldn't remember. I couldn't remember Porto Rico. Sorry, that's okay,
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: that's typical in the mouth. That is like sexy as fun.
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: If you haven't seen any of his wrestling matches, he
• 29:46
  Speaker 10: really goes for it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like built like bad Bunny.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I was like, I love how bold it was to
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: say that while you've got your shirt off as well.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I'm just letting everybody judge. At the moment, we appreciate
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: it massively. Thank you for the nudity.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: You're welcome. I'm about to take the pants off. Perfect
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: for an audio format.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Okay. Next up we have juven taking on the role.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Oh he's getting a bonus point. Thank you so much, Jen,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: of course, make give give it up a Matt for
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: his gym ross. Okay. Next up is Juven playing the
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: role of JR. Giving clues for Audra. The category is
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: cities that have hosted an NXT takeover. So these a
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: host cities of NXT take This is photography, but a geography.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know one of these places. This would
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: be great.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool, Okay, your time starts now.
• 30:48
  Speaker 13: Ah, by god, it's great to be here in the
• 30:53
  Speaker 13: city where British people live. Yeah, it's great to be
• 31:00
  Speaker 13: here in the city in New.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: York, New York, New York, Albany.
• 31:06
  Speaker 13: No, it's another city. Uh, it's close. I think this
• 31:12
  Speaker 13: coach in New Jersey or maybe not.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Geography Manhattan long.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: You're close out think why are you cutting?
• 31:26
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 31:27
  Speaker 13: Yeah, my god, this is a place that canat Uh.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say the older place.
• 31:35
  Speaker 11: There we go.
• 31:37
  Speaker 12: We're in Texas.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure. No, he's out from Texas from Oklahoma.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: We're in Texas, and it's it's a place of a
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: different city of Texas, a different city in this one.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Down to the woods.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: It's like it's a thing that goes over land, connects.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Connected.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: There we go and then and then and then it's
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: a place for ships.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Are that's your time? Yeah?
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we kicked out a two point nine. Absolutely, that
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: was such a close.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: So that's the full five out of five points because
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: the the alarm had not yet finished going off bridge. Paul,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: who knew I'm sweating, Well, look, you were sweating for
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: good reason because that was an excellent Jim Ross's that's
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: a bonus point for for you in the excellent stuff. Okay, Casey,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: are you ready to describe for ma your CTS agory
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: is types of wrestling matches, types of wrestling matches. Sp Casey,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: who hasn't really watched the product, Let's find out you ready, Ready,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: time starts now.
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: I said, I said, I said, I said, uh no,
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: we're we're not in heaven. We're going down to the deepest. Yeah,
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: my god, I'm a i'm a i'm a i'm a.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: In the ground. And there's a lot of very match.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: I got all my internals busting out of me and
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: in the inside of me are looking real first blood match.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Close.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: You got one of the words where we're feeling like
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: a little more of my inner innerds like my tessens.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: They're they're the fawns jumped over this with his motorcycle.
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: Uh this is a judge judge of duty. Yep, but
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: what's the full name?
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, Judy Bagwell and a pole match. I
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: told you.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: That is unbelievable. And Casey, look, that may have been
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: more like a certain cartoon chicken, but you committed to it,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: so I'm gonna give.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: You the point. That was a fine foghorn leghorn.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, fantastic Jim ross from everyone. That is
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: the end of round one. Producer Jen, could you please
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: re announce the current scores.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: There's something suckst here with announcing and showing.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Points and members.
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: Next you we're all hi up, whoa.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: We're gonna time.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Two more times, two more times, two more times.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: Three falls.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, teams, we don okay, teams. We've rang the bell once,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: but it's time for another fall. It's time for round two.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Round two is called create a wrestler. It's the game
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: where each of our players are going to have ninety
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: seconds to transform into a brand new wrestler before each
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: player will talk some smack against their opponents. So in turns,
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: we're going to ask our wonderful peak improv audience to
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: suggest the name of a wrestler that doesn't exist. So
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: think professions like the gardener or silly but sounding names
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: like dick shotgun, things like that. The player will then
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: have ninety seconds to disappear into the green room and
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: use the costume and prop boxes and anything they find
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: back there to transform as best they can into that character.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: And while they're gone, our panel will decide on appropriate
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: entrance music for them, and producer christ will hopefully find
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: that if the laptop isn't too slow, and then when
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: that music hits, they'll make their entrance marks out of
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: five for your costume and your performance. As you make
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: that entrance, feel free to walk out there, stand in
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: the front in the middle of the stage and show
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: off what you've you've produced. Uh, I think that's about everything.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: We are We ready for this chaos, Okay, so up,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: first case, it feels like you need to put clothes
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: on there.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Whole time.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: It's not you. You have a fantastic body. I'm just British.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: These nipples make them uncomfortable.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: That's it's just my culture. Okay, So Casey, if you
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: want to stand by the curtain, ready to uh to
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: head off.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: But.
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: Shoes on now, these fucking dust folks at home, but
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: wonderful peak in prov audience.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: We need the name of a wrestler that doesn't exist,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: a character for Casey to transform into. What have you got?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: What was this up? Friend? The mallet? We've had enough ducks.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I think scott It's about Scotch tape. I love Scotch tapet. Casey,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: you're going to transform into the wrestler Scotch tape. Okay,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: your time starts now. Okay, while this is going, what
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: is the entrance music for a wrestler called Scotch tape?
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: Beer?
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Guest? I got is?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sticking with you?
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: What the song from Juno?
• 37:44
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I think we know what type of person I am.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Now bagpipe music. I can't be the one to suggest
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: that because it's very problematic for me to call the
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Scottish scotch, but other people can.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: What if what if we just like play like Scotch
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: tape sounds on loop?
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Do they have Chris? Did they have that on spot.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Scotch?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: How about how about Rowdy Rody Pipe is entrance music?
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Compromise?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, Chris? Do you think you could find Rowdy Rody
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Pipe's entrance music?
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Probably?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Probably?
• 38:29
  Speaker 10: God, I respect the hustle. I also really respect the
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: hustle of everybody who's cleaning.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Up the dust.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, give it up for a du clean.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: They're gonna walk from the stage, And.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: You guys gave Casey with no shirt on a gimmick
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: where he's probably gonna come out of here with tape
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: all over himself moving.
• 38:52
  Speaker 10: I heard tape sounds, I hearing horrific sounds.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: I could just I already know where it's going to be.
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: I did that, Christy alarm.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Was a nutcracker?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Chris?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Do we have already already piphus theme lined up?
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Hit the music, Chris and Casey make your entrance.
• 39:21
  Speaker 12: You did my belly. I'm scotted.
• 39:30
  Speaker 11: Oh Bay, I've made this tape.
• 39:33
  Speaker 12: Out of your blood.
• 39:36
  Speaker 11: Yes, so good?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Get up for Scotch tape.
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: Scotch, take stay scott.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Ship forever, My goodness.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, fantastic. Next up, Audrey, do you want to get
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: ready by the curtain?
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Absolutely?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, peak improv audience. We need the name of a
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: wrestler that doesn't exist, Jeff Chainsawja, what did you say
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: in the bag maker? The map maker? Okay, map maker?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I like the map maker. The map maker's fun. Let's
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: go with the map maker. Okay, map the map maker, Audrey,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: right into the microphone, right, Carmens. I mean it feels
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: like that's the perfect answer.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Right. It's matter like the map song from Dora.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, make some noise if you want the Common
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Sandy song, Yeah, make no noise. If you want the
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Door of the Explorer song, it's gonna be the Door
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: of the Explorer map song. Chris, do they have that
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: on Spotify?
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Hell?
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah for those long road trips for kids, you know
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: it's on loop. Yeah.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: My niece likes to sing Uncle Matt, Uncle Matt, Uncle Matt,
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: Uncle Mat to the map to the Map song.
• 41:28
  Speaker 12: She's a little black.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Your buddy, the little heel.
• 41:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you can't.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Again one a piece of shitty like this, niece, get
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: the partner. I hate being the heel.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, Old, it's got fifteen more seconds to find some
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: costumes and props.
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: Jesus, that sounds like it's going well.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, chrisy are you ready with the music? I forgot it?
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Did that genuinely forgot? Okay, please welcome to the ring.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: The map maker.
• 42:25
  Speaker 14: Yeah, just drawing a map in real times up here.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Fantastic. Give it up for the map maker. Matt, would
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: you like to get ready by the curtain?
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: I guess so.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Class Okay, we need a wrestler for Matt to transform into.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: And do you remember he is a heel.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Prince.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: Prince Albert is fantastic and we won't be taking any
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: other suggestions.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: He's got me on a technicality. Can anyone think of
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: any other fun phallic names?
• 43:36
  Speaker 11: King Albert?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Matt, your character is King Albert. Your time starts now. Okay,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: what's a good theme song for King Albert?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I was trying to think of anything other.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Than like the sex pistols one of the national anthem?
• 44:02
  Speaker 15: Okay, oh, Canada, they don't have royalty, we made sure
• 44:13
  Speaker 15: of that.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 44:15
  Speaker 10: I do just love I think that there is something
• 44:18
  Speaker 10: like classically wrestling about just the national anthem of the UK.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, Chris, could you look for the national anthem of
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: the UK.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Please isn't that God save our God Save the King.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Well, well, remember the queen is dead.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes that one.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, God save the King, God Save the King. I
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: should know.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: We don't chit that.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, Matt has fifteen seconds left to become King Alberts.
• 45:03
  Speaker 10: This is a This is a horrendous task that you
• 45:05
  Speaker 10: have appointed to us. You honestly, your dictatorship gets worse
• 45:12
  Speaker 10: and worse.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: With every Oh, God damon, unbelievable. Okay, Chris, do we
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: have my favorite national anthem lined up? Excellent? Okay? Please
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: welcome to the arena. King Alberts.
• 45:44
  Speaker 12: Oh gross, Oh super gross.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: Came out with like a little dick Persted. It's like
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: you got your shoved up in your belt for a
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: can costume.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: The saying no, this is great. The piercings are fantastic.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Give it up for King Albert. Brilliant. Okay, there is
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: one more person who needs to transform into a wrestler.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: You saved the second best for last.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Juven Do you want to line up ready for your
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: ninety seconds to begin? But we need a wrestler for
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: juven to become. Any suggestions from our audience vehicular manslaughter.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: What else have we got?
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Fucking tape? Scotch tape? What was that?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Poppy scum?
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Poppy scumbag, Poppy scum bag? Any advances on poppy scum bag? No,
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: we're going with poppy scum bag.
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: The O P P WI or p A P I Oh,
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: I like your interpretation, interpretation poppy.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, give the brown guy poppy.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Alright, ninety seconds begins.
• 47:11
  Speaker 11: Now, you.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Fucking son, I'm not gonna lie.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: I'm proud. I'm proud that the you sick fuck you?
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: Why because you're fucking right.
• 47:27
  Speaker 12: You deserve it.
• 47:30
  Speaker 11: You deserve it.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: You didn't even tell them about this?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Why didn't know? That's that's all them.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they love this show so much.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: It's my monthly fever dream. And we do have a
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: minute left to decide the poppy scum is it? Is it?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: I keep saying poppy, but is it? Pappy? What are
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: we going with? No, it's poppy like the flower, so
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: poppy scum back.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: Through.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: It's been clarified. I'm a little people, that's right.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the song the song let's focus. Yeah, it's it's
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: definitely dirt back. But that's fine.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: We're gonna go with waiters.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Teenage dirt bag, I'm definitely not cutting that.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I hope this microphone picked up just this. I'm very quiet.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, juven has fifteen seconds left. Incredible, Chris, are you
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: ready with teenage scumbag?
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: This is your weenus, right and this is your wagiant,
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: that's your that's your crellbow.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: I thought it was a vagina.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: It didn't go off. Okay, please welcome him to the arena.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Poppy scumba.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: Oh I spent milk in that and hoofy.
• 49:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, this is alsome.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: This is awesome. This is awesome. This then you get Casey.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: We're trying to turn baby face off. I want to
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: be does this picked off from now picking up anything.
• 49:51
  Speaker 11: During this mass?
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I can. We can hate you okay, yeah, yeah, cool.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I can't breathe.
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: I've had that mesk since I was like seven.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: It's gonna go ahead, It's got.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Clear choice. Fantastic. Oh my goodness, those were all such
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: fantastic entrances. Give it up for our wrestlers. Okay, I
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: loved all of those entrances. I'm gonna give the marks
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: out of five I think is what I'm gonna go with.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give Casey three.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Oh fuck, you turn me into a goddamn heel.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I love the costume, fantastic. I love that you had
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: the opportunity to put a shirt on and you didn't.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: That's amazing, one.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Of my favorite things about you.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: But I could have seen more from the entrance. I'm
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be honest.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: I was Scottish. I tried my hardest.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: You tried so hard. I'm gonna give order a four
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: for her character going out into the crowd. What what
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: does it say? Use Google? Yeah, that's great, that's it.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I forgot that I was probably supposed to be a face.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: That's thank you, and I'm gonna get I'm also going
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: to give Matt four because he committed to the piercings
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: multiple This isn't really hurt, but I've look for almost
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: suffocating himself. I'm going to give you in the full
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: five out of five points because rolled as well.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, yes, it does not smell like milk
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: and nurse. Surprisingly, So I'm gonna just step up, Casey where.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Little shy.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: We'll get it. We'll clip that.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: By god, Casey step to the front of the stage
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: and gi rated.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: God Okay, that's my Jerry Lawler question.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Real quick, because there is a bonus point available to
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: the team that in thirty seconds talks the best smack.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: So each team is gonna have thirty seconds to use
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: that time. How you wish you can have fifteen seconds each?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: However you want to do it to talk smack on
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: your opponents. The more you can say about their opponents
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: the heart of this crowd or get great? Okay, okay,
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: you ready? Yeah, I love Time starts.
• 52:25
  Speaker 10: Now, when we're done with you, you're gonna need one
• 52:29
  Speaker 10: of my maps.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: To figure out where your ass is.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: I'm not even.
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: Gonna be able to help you because I'm the one
• 52:37
  Speaker 10: that put it in another county.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: What even is a King Albert? That's like it's like
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: a Prince Albert but worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Have so much responsibility and no one likes you.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Work again, did you end to promo with no one likes?
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: You just said so softly.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: It just it just felt like maybe your government would
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: come for me.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Fa they might you stole me. Okay, we're married. Okay,
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: are you ready to talk smock on yours with a
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: second Time Starts?
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: Listen here, you little shits fuck off. I'm gonna be
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: piercing you guys.
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: That's right.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna come to the ring and do piercing damage
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: to you. I don't need no bludgeoning, I don't need
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: no slashing. I'm gonna make D and D references here
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: for some reason, I'm gonna pierce the shit out of
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: you and your dick.
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, both of you are too afraid to take your
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: shirts off right now.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: I double talk care you because I'm nip out right now.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: Happen sucking.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, I think I know which way the bonus point
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: is gonna go. But make some noise if you should
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: go to this side, and make some noise if you
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: should go to these heels.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: It was booze were very loud. The boos well lowd.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: But the bonus point is going on.
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: Damn bonus point for the ass boy was okay, that
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: is the end of round true, Producer Gen.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: That doesn't work, Producer Gen. What are the current standings
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: in the g one gate leapers one?
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got that, I got that. Yeah, your hair, yeah,
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: I know it is so throughout the end of round
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: two a g one climax.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Excellent stuff. That's fantastic. That will be appreciated by about
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: twenty five people.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Lives all right.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: The ass boys are in the lead. Now let's just
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: after all that chaos, let's have a normal pub quiz
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: type round while our players look this ridiculous, It's time
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: for round three, off producer Gen. I also, I forgot
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: to put the four paddles and four market pens on
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: the on the tables here, so well, I read the
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: rules to this game. Thank you so much, you're the best.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Give it up a producer Gen. Round three is a
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: podcast favorite and it's called date Leapers. It's our time
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: based game where I'll name an event in wrestling history
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: and our players simply have to write down the year
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: they think it happened. The twist is there will only
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: be one official answer per team, which will be the
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: midpoint between both of their years. So don't look at
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: each other's answers while you're writing them down. I need
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: independent initial answers. The closer you are to the earth,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: the more points you'll score unbelievable bonus points. Because you
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: have debased yourself so much, I am going to give
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: you a bonus point. Yeah, they didn't like it.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: Heal, Oh yeah, that's everyone's favorite.
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: Heel just a nice guy.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, no looking at each other's answers, is you write
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: them down? But the first question? What year did the
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Undertaker throw Mankind off the top of hell in a cel?
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't start watching until twenty eighteen.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: Listen, put mark her down.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: You can't say.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: You can't say, I'm just gonna I'm gonna make a choice.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're ready to turn around your paddles.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yep.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Second, okay, everyone turned around your paddles now, okay, turn
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: on me. Okay, stings alive. Let's see what you've got
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: your ninety ninety eight and nineteen ninety eight, which averages
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: out to nineteen ninety eight. Okay, jeez, and I don't
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: specific King of the Ring. No bonus you will give
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: bonus Fox for spanking people.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: I will.
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: That you can't give them points for that again or try.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: I just saw you change your answer. No, okay, the.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Average for you in hopes that you would like me,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: What, I take back my sassy little comment. Two thousand
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: and four is your average? Yeah, well, I'm afraid the
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: answer is nineteen ninety eight. Yeah, you're all broken in
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: half for being exactly right as a team. You get
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: three points. That's that's three point I watched.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: Ow how Yeah, we're not even doing it anymore now,
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: but two thousand and four is within ten years, so
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: you get a point.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, next question, have you wiped your paddles clean?
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: My palms are sweaty? So like this is good? Excellent?
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: What year did Carl Gotch and George Hackenschmidt wrestle to
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: crown the first ever world heavyweight champion?
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: You're insane? One more time?
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: What year did Carl Gotch and George Hackenschmidt wrestle to
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: crown the first ever world heavyweight champion? Okay?
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Cool, so you look as confused as me, and.
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: So yeah, I like wrestling not whatever that what you
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: just said?
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: These first world heavyweight championship, Yes, first ever world at
• 59:03
  Speaker 10: heavyweight champions okay, Gotch style wrestling, that's those are phrases.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Watch style, pile driver say they do.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: These are words I've heard on commentary.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: This is your history, this is America's history. The fuck
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: out the gold Dust Trio, come on, thank you try?
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Okay you ready, I don't know the gold dust thing?
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: You ready? No, that can't simply can't be okay, we're
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: not ready. That simply can't be.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Correct to say if your date starts for the two
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: I'm leaving.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: It doesn't Okay, turn around your paddles in three two one. Okay,
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: we got nineteen eighty seven, nineteen thirty two. If anyone
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: wants to start on the mats of that, that would
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: be awesome. Nineteen seventy and nineteen fifty eighth closer. Fuck, okay,
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: nineteen fifty eight.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: I just picked an old year. I think wrestling was
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: around then. It's starting like the.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Late nineteen fifty nine. Over here, let's round up. Let's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: say nineteen sixty. Okay, wrestlings and you guys seventy four
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: fifty eight. That's pretty cool. That's got to be easy.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: That's got to be sixty one.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 10: Right, Well, no, this is the average. Sorry, oh okay,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 10: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: You just want you one step ahead of me, and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: that's great.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: Average might be all right.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: So nineteen sixty four versus nineteen sixty that's really close.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: The actual answer is nineteen oh eight. So they're going
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: to get the one consolation point for being closest.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're close this boo there, get first, you sick
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: fuck you sick fucks.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: Don't make me tear these pants off.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's have some Let's have some local flat here.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: I just feel like I should get a point for
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: not doing it because I respect women.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: We do like it when you respect women.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: On this respect woman, one singular woman.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: I gave them a bonus point. That was bullshit. Let's
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: give them a bonus point. That's bullshit as well. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: they cancel each other out. Okay, let's have something local.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: You all understand, like local Colorado stuff, right, Yes, I
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: understand that. Yeah, sorry, you shouldn't used that word. What
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: year did Team Lakers defeat Team Nuggets in the main
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: event of Role?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is funny.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Team Lakers defeated Team Nuggets in the main event of
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Monday Night Row.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a whole thing. They were wearing jerseys.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: It was cool. It was the last time mister Kennedy
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: was relevant.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: I'm fortunate again those same twenty five people listening at home.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna love that.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: I know. Twenty five people are my people.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 10: Yes, help me all, and so here we fucking go.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 10: I started watching in twenty eighteen.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: I thought about going with some recent history stuff, but
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: it felt like that was yesterday.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, I still could have just like, okay, you.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Are ready to turn around your paddles. Yes, turn around
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: your paddles in three, two one, Okay, we got nineteen
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: ninety two, we got nineteen ninety we got two thousand
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: and nine, and we got two thousand.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: Oh it might have been two thousand and nine because
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: that had Carmelo Anthony on the team.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: Huh. Yeah, they had to switch they had to switch
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: venues because Western Conference Finals were happening at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: it was.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: It was mellow on that team. They get this one,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: I can tell.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: You, Yeah, it was two thousand and nine. You even
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: got a spot on. But the thing is we have
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: to take the average, which I now know that Ordra
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: has calculated for me. If I turned to my.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Left, I underlined it so that it looked distinct different.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Two thousand and five is their average?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Ours is ninety one and yours is ninety one. Yeah,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: that's too far away from any points, but two thousand
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: and five, that's within five, and so you get two points.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: More about the Nuggets, than I do. Wrestling sucks.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, we have one last question, and it's so simple.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: It's just six simple words. What year was Rick Flairborne?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: How old that man?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: I've got it.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: By the way.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: My marker was rigged. They gave you loaded markers. No,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: it just doesn't work.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: That really depends when was When was whiskey invented? That's
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: when we would know he was a moonshiner. He loses
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: distilled to life. Yeah, like Adam and Eve, except instead
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: of like mud, it was like moonshine and that pillows
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: that makes your dick big shot the moon.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Oh fantastic, you will go answers ran down.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got something.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Let's see when we think Rick Fly was born turned around?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, nineteen fifty nine, nineteen fifty nineteen.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: I'm still living into two thousands. This is probably like
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: what like eighty.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: I believe because Rick Fly is still with us. Correct,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: he's not barely yet.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: He is not yet strutted off.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: It wouldn't be one hundred and fifty sixteen years old,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: but I I do think he will live that long.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure his livers is like one hundred and sixteen.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: By now it's seen some shit. Yeah, link drinking years
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: for Yeah, like Space Mountain has been down for a while.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: Well, the actual answer is nineteen forty nine. We were
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: so close, We're so close nineteen fifty five, and they
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: are I seem.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: Very far away. Yeah, I fucked you over.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: It was a very funny answer. We're killing we are
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: just one point because it's six away. Yeah, plus a
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: spanking point, no spanking point. I hate it.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: That Okay, that's the end of round three.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Producer, Jen, could you please tell us the scores with
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: stein of math added, please got more narrow?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: Ooh, but the as boys are so ahead with twenty
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: six points to the twenty five. Things point to.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: Matt just personally because he's dealing with my shirtless smell
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: right now after being on stage for longer than two hours.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Take away your okay?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: Why never mind? I think you smell great. Thanks, it's bad.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: Well, it can all change in the quick fire around,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: the final quick fire around. Yeah, Julia, sometimes these transitions
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: are hard. But before we get to the quick fire around,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: let's remind every one of tonight's mystery prize. It says,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: remind I didn't say it up top here? It is?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: What could it be? It's inside this box. No expense
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: has been spared. I assume the spot might stopped working earlier.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: I want it's so bad?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 11: Who there?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: We go?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, so should we do it? Should do the quick
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: fire around?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: Ye?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: But for this quick fire around, we're going to need
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: a very special guest, so please welcome producer Chris on Keys.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Of Cocaine. He's gonna play like the piano.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: We set up Chekhov's keyboard earlier tonight. You don't set
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: up a keyboard if it's not going to be played.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: Wonderful.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I really want to do that on top of electronics.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: Sticky for this now, this is perfect.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you so much for joining us up here,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Producer Chris, How you doing? I never asked how you are?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: I never get to it.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: It's all good, it's all good.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 12: Great.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Everything everything.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Okay. Our final quick fire around will test your pro
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: wrestling theme song knowledge, and it's called take Me Out
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: to the Grapple Game. So I'll skip through the part
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: where I just.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Throw right there.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what Let me take it again? Let
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: me take it again?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I take credit for a woman's work. How damn?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we should get another point.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: No, I'm going to take my retake and you'll enjoy it.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Our final quick fire around is called take Me Out
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: to the bro I fucked it up. Yeah we're live
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: three No, No, I'm keeping it. So what's going to
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: happen is Chris will play a wrestler's theme song, but
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: not as you know it's. He will play it in
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: the style of a baseball stadium organist.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: Just like that.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Give it up for Chris forgot.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: So much.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: They won't quite sound like you know them, but when
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: you think you know the rest of the music belongs to,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: players will buzz in by yelling out their team name.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Let's practice that. Now sing this is as there is,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: of course a classic gate Leapers twist. You need to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: sing your answer to the tune of take Me Out
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: to the ball game. So it's like I think the
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: answers a blink and you just like that. Otherwise I
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: cannot give you.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: The point If you don't, can I just steal that one?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the answers and then followed by that
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: absolute perfect let's do a practice one, shall we? Chris
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: take it away, ask okay.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: Oh right, we have to sing it. I think the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: answer is John Cena.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Exactly right, good stuff. That would be a point. Are
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: we already?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: I knew that one, but he was faster. All right, sting,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: and then give it off to you.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, Chris, whenever you're ready, take it away, singing
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: it's quick fine.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: I think the answer is Scott Stein. Keep going, ask yes.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: I think the answer is Kurt Angle.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: And is it.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: That's sounded more like poison Girls?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: Anyway? Shut up, you guys.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: It's not great.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: Chris.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: I want to say to everybody that that Matt whispered
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: to me before this, and he's like, I'm gonna kill
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: it at this.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Chris, next thing, next song, please, all right?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: Sting, Yes, Matt, Randy. I think the answer is Randy
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: your yeah, good.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Stuff, very good.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: She was right, Chris, next one, sting, Yes, Matt, it's quick.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: I think the answer is fuck me sorry, keep going,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: Chris as yes, you've been.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: I think the answer is Charlotte Flair. Yeah, good stuff,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: because we have Charlotte Flair on our team.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she doesn't sing her own.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: She does not, it's just some weird like voice. Now
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: that that was like a burp, sound like, yeah, that's
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: good content for your great I'll leave that in.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Grace.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 6: Next one, sting, Yes, I think the answers the under Yeah,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: I knew that one.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Next one, Graze, shouldn't.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: Stan.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: I heard that at the exact same time.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Julia, Julia, whose side you play again?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: They just threw me off? Can you play it again?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: No again?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: Then I think the answers kurt Angle.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: I already had it, already asked fuck the answers cm.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: P, it is c.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Next one, gras is my brain. Yes, good stuff. Next one, Chraze.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 12: Hold on.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: Too many orange punches for me. I think the answers
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: orange Cassidy.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: That's that's nice.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: I fully forgot how this one goes.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Click quick fight. You could move on to the next one.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: I'll try and guess this one.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 8: Alrighty, I'll go to the next one.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, listen to that baseball old and
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: surely yes, Casey, I think the answer is gold bird.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: It's not gold but but I wish it was no one.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: No one gets that had I know, I know it,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: but can't blase it. It was Becky.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Lynch, who the fuck's Becky Lynch.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: Wow, wow, oh nice.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Oh I love this. No, this is so good, but
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: Is, Okay, I asked, yes, Oh god, I think the
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: answer is Jeff Hard and Jeff the best one.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, so I think the answer is a J style.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 7: It is aj styles get stuff, too many new ones,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 7: too many new ones?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: Give me So you don't.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 11: Say yes, the answer is so cold?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, quite this type of one. More before the buzzer.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: As yes, you're then I think the answer is full cock.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: We will look at the Hulk Hogan's funeral procession, but I.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: Really can we all just boo Hulk Hogan really fast?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Rest and okay. That's the buzzer that I will add
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: in post. Before we get to the final scores. I'd
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: like to thank our players. You've all been dynamite. Your
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: comedy was raw, and I can't wait to see what
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: you all do NXT next, Shoehorn Casey. Everyone in this
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: room knows all about the fantastic improvised puppet show Felty
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: and Friends. But do you want to tell our listeners
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: all about it and where they can follow you and
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: check you out?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 16: Uh, check me out, because I am fucking shirtless baby.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: Uh no, just come to the Peaking Prop Theater.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 7: I'm on almost every Friday show except for Tune Titans,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: which is maybe better than Felty and Friends even uh.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: We have improvised musicals, we have improvised Dungeons and dragon shows.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: We have Felty and Friends. Felty and Friends is also
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 7: opened by Slide Splitters, which is just phenomenal. So come
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: out the second Friday of every month. Because this, this,
• 1:17:04
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• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: Everybody, great show. Thank you so much. Casey bo that
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: can't boo that.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Matt, you are the pretend to in Pretendium. Tell our
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: listeners all about Pretendium, where they can see it and
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: where they can follow you on socials.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: All right, Yeah, Pretendium is a improv troop where I
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: play a character who's pretty much just a heel with
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: comedian lrt Mask.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: You can.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: You can check us out every third Saturday at the
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: Peak Improv Theater on the Late Show, which we share
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: that slot with another great team called the Flock. And
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: it follows a wonderful established show called Whims Occult and
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 6: and a new show too, Pants on Fire. But Pretendium
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 6: closes the night. And I also want to give a
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: shout out to Just in Time. I'm in the opening
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: musical short form troop that opens for tun Titans the
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: one Friday that Casey's not here, and uh yeah, come
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: come on down to Peak Improv Theater or check out
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 6: Peak Improv dot com.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Matt's juven fantastic local stand up you've been
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: hitting up the the open mics in town. Where can
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: folks find you online? For you on TikTok, Instagram that
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: sort of thing.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, it feels like everyone got a cool introduction
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: and then there's me, uh TikTok at mister j funny Man,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: and then Instagram at the cooler juven. It's it's it's
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: a meme. So youven tell them how good the stand
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: up classes are. The stand up comedy class is bitching.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: It's kind of it's it's got like, it's honestly really
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: fun doing the stand up comedy class. You get to
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: like write a lot of jokes, you get to like,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: uh get a lot of stage X period. That's for
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: it experience. So yeah, so yeah, no, it's it's it's
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: really fun. Everyone you do it, everyone, How are you
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: in fringing on someone else's plug, tell them, tell them.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 8: More.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: You could have done this at your plug. Casey is
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: the teacher you could sign up on. You want to
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: take this over?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 9: You want?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: You want me to go? No, you're good. Where where
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: do we find it?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 17: Casey dot com? Dot com dot com? Yeah yeah, dot com? Yeah.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Look, it'll be in the description of this episode unless
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: you're hear live and then I just said a thing
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: that doesn't make any sense to your physical selves. Okay,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: fantastic links to all of the above, support our players,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: give it up one more time for our panel. Okay, Jen,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: let's get to those final scores and find out won
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: this tag team match.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: Yes, just like, there's no surprise here.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 9: The A.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: Nine points to live respectable.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: That's not that, it's pretty.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Good, sings A live boys, boys.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: To see my title off of the display.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: There, So the ass boys win this month's mystery prize.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: What is it? What could it be?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: Really exposed? Someone cashed in?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: What could it be? What is it? This is it's
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: a It's a Royal rum bowl, Royal.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: Pemonia.
• 1:20:48
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• 1:20:51
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• 1:20:59
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• 1:21:04
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• 1:21:06
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• 1:21:10
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• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Night Sings Alive Rick Claire's Alive in.
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  Speaker 11: Hulkging Y.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Final resounding insult to hul Cogan there. I love it.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: What a joy. That is one of my favorite live
• 1:21:46
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• 1:21:49
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• 1:21:52
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• 1:21:54
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• 1:21:57
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• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: with a brand new studio episode. And because you've listened
• 1:22:04
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• 1:22:06
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• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: to the nineties, and all that remains is for me
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: to thank are wonderful executive producers in some kind of
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: improvised pro wrestling fashion, So please join me in thanking
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: selling every high spot in this episode. A huge thank
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: you to Ash and Adam for joining us in the room.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: DoD Burg, Dodburg, see it just it fits perfectly. Thank
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: you justin Dodberg, Derek and Taylor. What a fantastic tag
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: team they are. They're moving up the ranks. They're gonna
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: win those belts in no time. Wait, what's Aaron Randolph
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: doing with that chair? He's gonna oh my god, oh
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: my god. He he betrayed Kristin Farley and hit her
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: over the back. It's some bfitw on the Lunai Violence
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: making his return to the Peak Improv theater. It's Troy Davidson.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Thank you for being there, Troy. Oh, this one works
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: with this It's j.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: He will soon.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Kind of give up part way through that. But I
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: could be a RNG announcer. I reckon hitting us with
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: all the numbers, all of that Steiner math. It's Corbin
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: stein You heard him play the heel on this episode,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: but he is also now an executive producer. Give it
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: up for Matt Smith, not that one, and he'll meet
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: us in a cage match because I know he's a
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: fan of Nicholas Cage, it's Ivan Grossman. Thank you so
• 1:23:40
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• 1:23:43
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• 1:23:46
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• 1:23:50
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• 1:24:05
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• 1:24:08
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• 1:24:10
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• 1:24:14
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• 1:24:16
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• 1:24:23
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