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Radio Christmas Bits List & Christmas Cards for December 11th, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's see. Now I get these.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, I'm excited about this.
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  Speaker 2: I get these radio industry newsletters every morning, about three
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  or four of them, and sometimes they put in things
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  you ought to be doing on the radio. Yeah, oh good,
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  we need help. And page nine Bauer Nineighbor nine Bauer,
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  nine Bauer. It's spelt nine Abor, but I've always heard
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  it nine Bauer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think so. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Page nine Bauer has got all kinds of bits for you.
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  Speaker 1: He's very good.
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  Speaker 2: It's his midweek idea dump. Oh, we do need some ideas,
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  and I need a dump the thirty seven bits of Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty different bits, all of them.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just have a couple of the time from Hell
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  with another list, because people love a good list X
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  ninety six.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So so this is this is guaranteed stuff
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  to make our show funny at Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: This is good to encourage listener engagements, which is important.
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  So now here are some simple tips and we could
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  just do this one today and then I'll get to
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  the rest of them tomorrow if you'd like. But this
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  is all about our social media. Yeah, we're supposed to
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  do that auto post stuff. No, it says drop out
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  all of the auto postcrap and ask questions about the
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  following items. So I say we just put these words,
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  no questions, just these words on our social media to
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  see what happened. Trees, travel relatives, shopping memories from Christmas past,
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  mall santas a traditions, decorations, family photos, horrible stocking stuffers,
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  school pageants, die Hard and Mariah Carey.
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  Speaker 1: Well that just sucks. That just blows well in doubt.
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  Speaker 2: Lob it out there and let the audience takeover. So
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  this is turning over the show when we do Hello, yeah,
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  what kind of uh yes it is rocket scientist science, Okay, enjoyed.
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  Speaker 1: I don't blame you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't blame you. In you're right, he's got some
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  He's got actual stuff that.
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  Speaker 1: We could do.
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  Speaker 3: One, just one.
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  Speaker 1: Let me bring it up again.
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  Speaker 2: Product testing on the air. It's not just the sham wow,
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  but that little piece of plastic that scrunches and hides
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  bra straps or the other piece of plastic that makes
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  calking easy. You can't turn off the tube without seeing
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  some kind of weird offer. Do a day of putting
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  them to the test so your listeners won't waste precious
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  Mondy on crap.
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  Speaker 1: So we're supposed to buy the crap.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, budget, the morning show budget.
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  Speaker 1: I used to love infomercials. I don't see them ever anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I would stop and watch the you know, the the
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  Ron pop Peel, the Rotisseries and and forget it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all of that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I just have one tip for this holiday. So, okay,
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  we're starting to get Christmas cards. Yes, open them all
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  over the garbage camp because there's a potential for glitter
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  bombs gonna happen. And then that way, if you see glitter,
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  if you suspect it, open carefully, don't just you know,
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  rip them open, open carefully. And the second that you
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  see glitter, just drop that card right in.
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  Speaker 3: Is there is there a way? There's all I think
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  there's a way. You can almost detect it before you open.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes and then just just throw it the garbage.
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  Speaker 2: But lately they've gotten really good about hiding the grit.
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  So the second that you see that, just open it
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  up just enough to see who it's from and then
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  throw it away. You guys won't yell at me this year.
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  I don't have glitter card.
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  Speaker 1: Glitter cards.
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  Speaker 2: I got really cool ones though.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, really cool glitter cards not glitter cards.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I learned. I learned. Granted, it was
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  really funny and that card last year was great Carrie,
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  But I do understand, all right,