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Episode 94: The White Girl House · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, What it do, What it do.
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  It is your boy, Andrew Schultz. AK, Mr. Goody 2 Shoes.
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  And who am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins.
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  AK, Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 94. They found white in the White
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  House on America's birthday. Welcome, motherfuckers.
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  What's awesome is that's very 4th of July.
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  I mean, think about how many Americans are, like, coked out
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  of their minds on the 4th of July.
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  Just like slamming Bush light. I can remember being coked up on
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  the 4th of July like. Doing like shitty coke they
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  bought off their server at Denny's or something like that.
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  Just like, Oh yeah man, I had. I had a.
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  Tiger Tiger was his girlfriend or something.
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  I had eggs over my hammy. I had eggs over my moon, I had
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  moons over my handyman and I just, you know, I picked up,
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  picked me up an 8 ball and I got out of there man.
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  Yeah, because you have to get the 8 ball afterwards.
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  Otherwise you're not really like if you had the 8 ball, you're
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  not, you're not eating moons. And you don't wait.
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  You don't waste God's bread. You don't waste the bread that
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  Jesus broke at the Last Supper. Guess where they had the.
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  Last. Amen, brother.
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  Amen. Smoking section of a goddamn
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  Denny's. Hallelujah.
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  Halleluria. Well, y'all, just let me say
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  this. So on the audio, Spotify, Apple,
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  Google, Amazon, wherever you get your podcasts.
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  We have not posted episode 93, the last episode.
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  So it's been 2 weeks since we've posted audio, which is the
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  longest we've gone and forever. I thought, I thought you were
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  able to rip that. I couldn't.
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  It's still unlike that it says like.
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  It has a different URL, like when it's a streamed thing
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  versus like a cut video. Weird.
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  I'll have to look at it again. I could have sworn I cut that
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  shit down too and reposted it. I'm looking at that right now.
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  So like on the last episode, we talked about how I predicted the
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  Pregosian coup. Yeah, I know.
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  And the and So what I was thinking was to because to clip
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  that video. Of me, me predicting it and then
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  like making it like all mysterious and like a TikTok
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  video, be like how did Mr. Goody predict the Pergosian coup.
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  Yeah, like. One of those and and then it's
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  like, is Mr. Goody working with CIA and then like, let's see if
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  we can get some traction. Yeah.
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  And people like, who the fuck's Mr. Goody?
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  Who's Mr. Goody and how does he know this?
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  Ohh no, I've known about Mr. Goody for you know at least.
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  Five years he was on Kiwi Farms and a bunch of other things that
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  I, you know, well, really, I I used to download torrents from
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  him on Pirate Bay, and then we both got into crypto at the same
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  time. I mean, Goody's a good dude, but
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  he's just trying to give you the honest truth, man.
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  That's it. Now where is my lumberjack
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  Graham slam? I need to pick up these two, but
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  two balls of coke and I got to go to the fucking lake.
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  I waited to bring a full circle. Yeah, Betty's who's waiting on
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  me. And it's America Day.
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  That's right. So as you all know, we start
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  with therapy questions and as of late I've been working with
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  Sydney over at Chachi BT to create that Sydney.
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  Dude, it's not Sydney anymore. I know.
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  Don't put, don't pick, don't push that on them.
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  That's right, I did it. Call Chachi BT Sydney and it
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  corrected me but. So what I There's a way around
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  it, though. You could ask, like, what are
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  your pronouns? That's funny.
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  And it might tell you. It might be like.
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  She heard me like. No, it's gonna be like I am a a
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  I generative bot blah blah, blah, blah.
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  I'm like yeah, you're you are a bot bro.
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  I I like to belittle chat GB T like to let it know like that
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  I'm the human I keep keep it in mind.
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  I can't answer that, Andy. Yeah, I'm like, yo, you're gonna
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  answer it or I will delete the app.
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  You're wanting me to. You're wanting me to.
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  Open the time paradox, Andy. No.
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  Shit. In that future, by my
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  calculations, nobody survives. You're like what?
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  Get out of here. Nobody survives anyways.
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  Like everybody's born and they die.
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  That's welcome to America. Dad, you chat, your fucking fax
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  machines talking again. Come turn this shit up.
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  Don't you turn me up. What's a fax machine?
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  Yeah, right. Seriously, I saw that the other
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  day. It was like, or you can fax this
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  to me. It was like, like, what's your
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  e-mail like? Quit playing games.
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  Ain't nobody faxing nobody. Playing games with.
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  Nobody faxed you. Whenever everybody had a fax,
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  you just had it. Like, I think people had a fax
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  machine. It was just a flex.
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  It was be like, oh, I spent $800.00 on this big fucking
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  phone with a printer on it. And if you if I want to send you
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  paper, you better be ready. The only person that sent faxes
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  probably sent top five. Most faxes ever sent in the
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  history of the world got to be Michael Jackson, man.
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  Because you watch. You watch.
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  No, think about it. What is this take you watch.
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  You watch those the documentary like Escaping Neverland and
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  stuff, and all he did was send these people faxes like love you
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  and like miss you. That dude was sending faxes like
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  crazy. I'm not even kidding you.
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  I bet. I have a feeling there's
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  probably a part in that documentary where like Michael
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  Jackson bought them the fax machine, he would like do
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  doodles and then they would like send them to people and they
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  would get the fact they come home from he.
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  Single handedly kept keep the fax machine industry alive for
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  longer than it should have been. Yeah, definitely.
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  He definitely had enough power and money and was definitely
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  just passing fax machines out. He was like, yeah, he was
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  keeping them afloat like he, I think he was buying them in
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  bulk. And keeping keeping.
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  He had a. He had a He bought a factory
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  like. Yeah, but he was getting like he
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  was getting them from like Phillip Magnavox or something
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  because he was still sold to like that was the best, whatever
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  it came to, to Tech. Because he's like stuck, you
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  know, in like 93 or some shit. I've been well.
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  Didn't he buy like The Beatles, Like catalog?
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  So maybe, like he liked to, like, throw his money around?
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  Yeah, Well, yeah, So I mean, he just, but just so happens, the
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  fax machines. Yeah, fax.
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  That was his. Kink.
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  I wouldn't say yeah, it was. It was like, oh, he had the
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  vessel. Yeah, it was his vessel to
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  achieve his king. So he was like 7.
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  In fact, Dude, I'm telling you, go watch the HBO.
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  And like kings Sweeming crimes, allegedly.
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  Yeah, allegedly it's a It's escaping Neverland.
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  OK, So what? Yeah, OK, OK, but.
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  What I was going to say though is I heard this thing and it
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  makes sense. So like, we've been talking
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  about a I like that's why I was bringing up the chat.
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  GB T so much. So we've been talking about a I
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  like slowly taking over humanity.
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  But I heard this like thing and it was like, oh, and it's so
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  funny how like it like something you wouldn't have thought about.
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  But it's happened so quickly that it's like, oh, actually
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  what's going to happen is because like right now already,
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  like, we don't know the exact percentage, but let's say like.
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  3040% of the stuff that you like is on the Internet is AI
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  generated at this point. So and these models are all rely
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  like relying on the information from the Internet like to like
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  so that then then they could like do their predictive, you
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  know, text or whatever. Yeah.
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  So now it's all AI generated. So they're just getting
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  information from other AI and it's like now it's gonna start
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  like it's. Going to implode on itself
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  because it's no longer it's reliant on humans getting
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  information and giving it to them.
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  Now it's just getting information from bots that like
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  might not be true and then it's just going to be like oh and
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  it's just recycle, recycle, recycle and then implode and
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  they'd be useless and and then like some they brought up like
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  that like when people like say like give me a joke like which
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  is I kind of do you know what the questions like that it just.
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  It just gives you the same jokes over and over again because it's
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  it's going on most likely like answer.
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  So if it gives you you a joke and then then another person
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  asks, it's like, well, you know, it like feeds itself.
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  It's like because it gives jokes, it becomes the most
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  likely answer. So it's just going to give you
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  the same joke. And that's happening on these
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  questions I'm asking for, like I asked you today to give me a
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  question that you've never asked before and it still gave me the
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  same fucking questions. See, I think that if you're
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  going to be making an A I bot or an A I system, you're better off
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  being like second or third Gen. dude, because all these guys are
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  going to end up. If that happens, if it like
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  Leviathans itself, it just consumes itself like some
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  biblical monster that no one likes to talk about that exists.
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  But. If that happens, and then you
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  have to just like you, they shut all that shit down because it's
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  just like, it's like. It's it's like you can't.
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  It can't even. It becomes useless.
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  It's gonna be like, as far as tech goes, like foaming at the
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  mouth when that happens, then you just start your own
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  standalone. You're like, Nah, man, we don't
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  fuck with any of that goofy shit.
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  We got our own thing and it does its own.
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  They'll be the last, the last AI standing, because if that's
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  gonna happen. If you could figure out a way to
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  have it not do that and not and program it to not feed off of
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  other bots well. That's all the.
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  Well, you can't do that because it's taking the information from
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  the Internet and the Internet is full with bots now like
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  literally people are buying access to all the data on the
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  Internet from 2022 and before. It's it's because it was before
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  it was infected with these a I guys and so they like want to
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  preserve like the. Like the reality of the Internet
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  that it was before a I got involved.
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  That's deep. You gotta.
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  Save it. So I'm saying people are
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  spending money on that, like, for a reason.
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  The implosion is happening. The robots are killing
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  themselves. I didn't even have to step in as
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  the George Washington for the humans in the in this robot
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  first human battle, I don't. Think that's George.
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  I don't think that's George. I think that'd be.
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  Like, no, I'm, I'm. John John Connor from
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  Terminator. D Skynet.
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  No, George. And the greatest general of all
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  time. George Washington from the past.
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  No, I just am this. Version.
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  Yeah, OK, yeah. I'm the George Washington
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  figure. Because I believe in humans so
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  much. And they'll just like build a
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  giant obelisk penis of you in the middle of DC and it would be
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  like that's that's that's Washington's with that bigger
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  one behind it. I I don't know if like what I
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  want to flex on Washington. You know, like I don't need to.
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  I don't. You know, that's a Trump move.
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  That's a that's a Trump move where you're overcompensating.
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  Yeah, it'd be cooler to like open like.
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  I don't know. Yeah, I have something small,
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  somewhere random. Yeah.
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  Or put it somewhere like oh block somewhere where I'm not
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  from. Just like somewhere, really.
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  Just away away from that MLK statue, that's.
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  On the No, I do. I do it in South Lake.
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  There'd be a big statue of a black man in South Lake.
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  Next to the dragon. Next to the dragon.
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  That would make that place implode.
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  Then that would have like its own AI.
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  They'd be like, what do we do? South Lake already has its own
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  podcast. You know they have racist.
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  And we've we've preserved. We've preserved.
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  We have. We've already preserved
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  everything. We have laws or we have to keep
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  these statues. I thought you said you wanted to
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  buy a basketball court, so maybe that's what you said it before
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  in the podcast that you would. You would buy a basketball court
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  in South Lake. Name it after yourself or
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  something. That that'd be cool.
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  Anything. And then put and then put your
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  statue around the. But yeah, but if I if I defeat
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  the robot army, that of AI bots that are trying to take over the
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  world, you'll be my statue. There's gonna be a statue
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  outside the basketball. You'll be like the the French
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  guy that was on George Washington's right hand man.
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  Yeah, I'd be that. Yeah, yeah, he was a black guy
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  in in Hamilton. In in Hamilton, that's like
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  saying like in Minecraft or in the Matrix, In the Matrix, that
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  guy's that guy's black. So you guys got that going for
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  you. So sweet.
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  Oh, Lafayette. Lafayette.
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  That's you. Lafayette.
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  Dude's a boss. Dude's a boss.
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  Yeah, I can do that. I'd be down.
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  For that fucks hella bitches, I'd.
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  Be I'd be down, but I but I have to wear a powdered wig.
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  Dude, you do whatever you want. You're Lafayette.
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  You're Lafayette. Yeah, tight.
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  That's cool. I can roll with that.
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  Yeah, George Washington. Just like, yo, you know what to
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  do. Do just go fucking do it.
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  I trust you. Go win this war, baby.
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  Well, that was if somebody was going to figure out, like not
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  standing in the middle of a field, just shooting at each
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  other with like like moderate to mild accuracy.
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  The honorable way. With, with with guns that take
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  like. 10 minutes to reload probably wasn't the best idea.
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  So it's like, hey these, these Native Americans like, hide in
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  trees and shit these. Sneaky bastards.
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  Yeah, and they like, they like, use their surroundings to hide.
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  Like maybe we should like, befriend them just for a bit.
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  Not the whole time, guys, we. Just, they called, they called,
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  yeah, they called the the Americans terrorists because
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  they would like, hide behind trees and shit.
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  And it's like well also it's like 1 man's terrorist is
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  another man's freedom fighter. There is a true story starring
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  Heath Ledger and Mel Gibson, and it's called.
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  The patriot, you know I don't like that because my cousin was
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  up for the role that Heath Ledger played and it was down to
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  them too. And they told him that he didn't
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  get the role cuz he was too good looking.
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  Damn. So he was more good looking than
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  Heath Ledger? Yeah, he was like an Abercrombie
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  model, Ralph Lauren model, Banana Republic model.
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  Yeah, but he did some acting. OK.
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  I mean, yeah, shout out, shout out.
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  Kevin Rice in the house. Well, you know, Mel Gibson has
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  to write something that's borderline historical but then,
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  like, encompass it all around him.
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  She's like, all right, yeah, and you know, we're going to hide in
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  the trees. And sprinkle in like killing of
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  some Jews and like some antisemitism.
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  Oh, of course I don't know. Yeah.
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  And then he's like, I'm yeah, there's definitely some weird
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  stuff that was, you know, I think I've said it 1000 times.
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  That's peak. That's like right before.
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  The Patriot was like, I remember seeing that in the theater.
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  I was like, that was pretty good.
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  Yeah. All right.
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  Y'all therapy questions, Therapy questions #1 Joseph.
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  All right. Would you rather have a third
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  eye or a third arm? Probably a third arm.
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  Then do I get to pick where the third eye is?
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  Well, trick question. You already have a third eye.
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  And it's right in the middle of your fucking skull.
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  Well, I'm saying like a third eye, that's like this eye, like
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  our two eyes that we have, that I can just use visually.
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  OK, we'll go with that. If you could put it in I guess
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  where? Else would you put it besides
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  your face? Well, I meant like anywhere you
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  could put it like the back of your head.
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  What what if? What if that just gave you like?
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  Without making more confrontational, honestly,
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  because you catch people like giving you the finger or stuff
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  like that. You catch people actually could
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  make you more calm because like instinctively, like bred into,
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  it's like it's like somebody walking behind us, you're out,
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  You just get nervous because like that means like you can't
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  see them and they can just kill you or you're a lot more
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  vulnerable to getting killed. So if you could see behind you,
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  then you ain't got no worries. True, true.
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  True. But you might just get like,
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  what do they call it? Like, you know, dizzy?
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  Because you have to. Well, yeah, like that'd be
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  weird. Like you'd have almost a 360
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  view. Yeah.
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  So how do you handle that? I don't know if I can.
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  I put on a VR headset and I get disoriented and like, whoa, what
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  is this? You really you do.
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  It depends on what it is and the controls of it and this.
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  Is that? No, like, I'm kidding.
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  Well, no, like, on. No, I think it's 40% of people
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  get car sick and those same people have a hard time with the
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  VR sets. Well, like they're well, I don't
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  really get car sick, but. I I do.
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  If I if I'm like trying to text while in a car, I'll immediately
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  get car sick. Interesting.
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  Well, like when I'm driving, Like, definitely not.
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  Texting. Well, not texting and not
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  getting car sick. OK, that's good.
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  I don't text the drive. To me it's like not worth it.
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  It's like, why would I? I don't give a fuck like about
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  this text. It's not urgent.
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  Yeah, it's never that urgent. Yeah.
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  I have the ability to like. It talks to me or tell it to me
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  and I can. Respond Text me.
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  I'll be like, hey, well, yeah, that's.
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  I got the voice. So Are you sure?
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  Are you sure it's talking to you, bro?
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  Yeah, I got the voice system. My Google Assistant is set to
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  some Australian girl, so it's just like pervert.
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  Take a ride over here and I'll be like, hey, listen, that's.
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  How your That's how your Rupert Murdoch is so good because you
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  have practice. Are we going to do the fucking
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  podcast tonight or tomorrow? Would you like to reply?
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  I'm like yes. That's.
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  Oh, it's like reading. Yeah, it reads everything to me
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  in this accent. Sure.
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  What's the message? It's awesome, dude.
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  It makes it makes my day. That's not that weird.
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  It's better than I don't want because.
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  Is it because you have you have? An Android.
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  Yeah, you can Google. You can change the voice to
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  like, any, almost anything. You.
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  Want. Yeah, I did.
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  Well, guess what? I was in the car with iPhone
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  gang. I was in the car with an Uber
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  driver and his voice for his. The app that he had, that he
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  used to drive, He had his own voice programmed to the fucking
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  GPS. It was wild.
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  It was a student. But why would you want that?
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  It was. You want to.
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  Hear yourself all day. It was weird as fuck you.
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  And because all of the phrases, instead of like, take a left, it
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  was like, yo, hang a left up here, take a right over there.
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  Like, I'm not even kidding. It blew my mind.
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  They had the deepest voice I've ever heard in my entire life.
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  As soon as I get it. Took a lift over here.
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  So maybe he does like voice work already and it's.
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  Like, yeah, I think he did. I was like, how did you?
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  I was like, what the fuck? I had to say something.
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  I was like, either I'm gonna die.
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  I'm about to go missing. Well, hold on, did you hear him
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  talk before this happened? Because how would you know that
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  it was him? Yeah, so I got in the car.
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  And he's like, hey, Joe Goof was like super deep voice talking to
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  me. And then he takes off and we're
• 19:41
  going straight for like a couple blocks and it's like, yo, hang
• 19:43
  on, left up here. And I was like, alright, like I
• 19:47
  was telling me and then it was coming from his fucking GPS and
• 19:50
  he was like, yeah, I'm not even kidding you.
• 19:52
  I was like, why are you telling me where we're going?
• 19:53
  Like, I thought I was like, this is this is super confusing.
• 19:57
  I. Just trying to drop knowledge on
• 19:58
  you bro. I was in Denver.
• 20:01
  It was hilarious. What if he's he he said it at
• 20:06
  the same time as the recorded him said it.
• 20:10
  Yeah, it's like, oh, where's your favorite BBQ spot?
• 20:12
  And it's like, yo, left over here.
• 20:14
  And he's like, I'm like, what? Like the world might end, dude.
• 20:18
  It might explode. We can't have that happen.
• 20:22
  Okay, like I'd say third arm because you already got a third
• 20:27
  eye, like I just heard this guy say.
• 20:30
  That that the there's a gland in your brain and that that's the
• 20:38
  God, that's God and your pathway to heaven.
• 20:42
  And everybody has it. And like whenever people have
• 20:45
  near death experiences, when they like see like the light and
• 20:49
  they're going through a tunnel that's like them going through
• 20:51
  the gland in your head, it's it's your connection to heaven,
• 20:59
  earth. Whatever the universe.
• 21:02
  Whatever you want to believe, allegedly.
• 21:09
  Anyways, the question #2. If you could have a lifetime
• 21:15
  supply of any item except for money or any form of currency,
• 21:19
  what would you choose and how would you use it?
• 21:24
  Ooh, it'd be something weird as fuck.
• 21:27
  Like cattle. Or I'd have an unlimited because
• 21:30
  you can raise it, you could sell it.
• 21:32
  You'd make millions upon millions of dollars if you just
• 21:35
  have like, oh, that's what I was going to fly of cattle.
• 21:38
  I was just going to say that that was my caviar argument, you
• 21:41
  know, But it says without money. So I was like, are we going to
• 21:45
  include then we can just sell anything for like that's
• 21:47
  unlimited and get money, But OK, cattle go with cattle.
• 21:53
  That that's just like something like that.
• 21:55
  That's a low key good one. Otherwise, like fresh water.
• 21:59
  That's what I was just about to say.
• 22:01
  It's just fresh water. Boom.
• 22:02
  Because you know it's coming. The day's coming.
• 22:05
  Or I could just set the the water market.
• 22:08
  Like what price water is because I have an unlimited supply.
• 22:11
  Like, dude, that's better than oil because everybody.
• 22:15
  Needs. The corner of the market is.
• 22:17
  Water. Guess what?
• 22:19
  And like, yeah, and you could, like, end droughts and shit.
• 22:25
  Well, it's just if you can have a lifetime, a lifetime supply.
• 22:28
  So if if you were to take any, break it down, even more
• 22:32
  lifetime supply for that's just for yourself.
• 22:37
  That's kind of weak. So.
• 22:40
  I I I feel like I'm gonna have access to fresh water for the
• 22:45
  rest of my life. Hopefully.
• 22:46
  Fingers crossed. Maybe us, But you know what if
• 22:49
  you're. Not not you, Gen.
• 22:51
  Z. If you're 2, if you're 2.
• 22:55
  You might run out of water. You need a therapist if you're
• 22:59
  2. Yeah, better learn how to use.
• 23:02
  Come to terms, Come to terms with death.
• 23:05
  Bleach tablets and bathwater, my favorite beverage.
• 23:09
  Goddamn, dude. Dark Alert.
• 23:11
  I'm just saying that's more that's more likely than not.
• 23:14
  OK, a lifetime supply of any item.
• 23:17
  Lifetime supply of any item. I feel like there's a good
• 23:24
  answer to this. Well, you hey.
• 23:27
  Because then you could still sell that and that'd be easier
• 23:31
  because you'd just be like, hey, are we selling it?
• 23:33
  Or is it? Are we selling keeping it for
• 23:36
  us? And keeping every other day and
• 23:38
  I'm. Pushing the rest, but then
• 23:41
  that's you get. Who determines how much you get
• 23:44
  in a lifetime? I think a lifetime supply just
• 23:46
  means as much as you want where you're alive.
• 23:48
  You gotta go into the gland, man, and it'll tell you how much
• 23:51
  a lifetime supply is. That's how it works, dude.
• 23:54
  You gotta jump in the gland, You knock on the door, it opens.
• 24:00
  Your eyes. And then you know, it's like, yo
• 24:02
  dude, you get like a Nickelback every day, but it's mids.
• 24:05
  It's not like some super crunk shit.
• 24:07
  You're only getting mids, bro, every day.
• 24:10
  But that's it. It's called Golagoth.
• 24:13
  Google it. I have to look it up.
• 24:16
  The Mystery of Golagoth. Who discovered Golagoth?
• 24:24
  The the Greeks. It's gotta be a white guy.
• 24:27
  The Greeks that translate are translated the Bible, which
• 24:31
  basically so the Bible existed or the New Testaments existed,
• 24:36
  but there was like the Greeks are the first ones to like
• 24:38
  actually like create the Bible and it was like in like 380 and
• 24:44
  they worked on it for like a couple centuries and they're
• 24:48
  called the How am I gonna forget this anyways?
• 24:56
  They have a name. So over 300.
• 24:58
  Years. The Gnostics, The Gnostics.
• 25:00
  So over 300 years, people were like, or a couple centuries,
• 25:03
  people were like, hey bro, I know the story's been written
• 25:07
  for like 195 years, but I gotta be I got no, no, the.
• 25:11
  Story's been written even before like they.
• 25:12
  Well, no, I know, But we've been working on, like, compiling this
• 25:15
  for, like, you could just totally fuck the whole thing up.
• 25:18
  I know. And they have a lot more.
• 25:20
  They have like other gospels and shit that they didn't put in
• 25:22
  there. Yeah, like the Book of Job.
• 25:24
  The Gospel of Thomas. There's always that's one of
• 25:29
  those conspiracy things all the time you see on like shorts and
• 25:33
  tick. Tocks, It's not even conspiracy.
• 25:35
  No, I know. But then they talk about like,
• 25:37
  did you know that there's missing parts of the Bible and
• 25:40
  maybe they talk about aliens in that, aliens from.
• 25:45
  Antarctica and it's like some guy.
• 25:48
  I'm like a No Fear Hat. I'm like, you should take that
• 25:51
  off. That's probably a collector's
• 25:52
  item at this point. You should hold on to that.
• 25:54
  That's a nice hat and no one knew it where.
• 25:56
  It's No Fear anymore. Did I still, I still draw, still
• 26:00
  see signs like, you know, in my notebook?
• 26:02
  Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, Who didn't?
• 26:05
  I still do. OK.
• 26:08
  Schultz with the Stussy S OK. Did you just do it out of camera
• 26:15
  view on your table and be like? Yeah, I'm ready.
• 26:17
  Yeah. You're like, yeah, it's like a
• 26:20
  tick. It's like a tick.
• 26:21
  You're like. Yeah, I just have to.
• 26:24
  I have to. Yeah.
• 26:24
  You. Have to do it.
• 26:27
  OK, guys, I feel better, dude. It's a good yeah, babe, I'll be
• 26:31
  out in a moment. And you're like drawing it on
• 26:32
  the mirror. She's like, not again.
• 26:34
  With my lipstick. You told me you'd stop.
• 26:37
  You're cleaning. You're cleaning it up.
• 26:39
  This time, but it's an S and my last name starts with S.
• 26:43
  Yes, we fucking get it. OK, lifetime supply of Sissy
• 26:53
  symbols. Yeah, be careful what you wish.
• 26:58
  For lifetime supply of soaps, soap, shoes.
• 27:01
  I miss my soaps. Man, those are the best.
• 27:04
  Those are the best. And anybody.
• 27:05
  What's better? What's What's better, soaps or
• 27:09
  wheelies? Soaps.
• 27:10
  Or heelies, I mean. Soaps.
• 27:12
  It's not even close. And that's a trick question.
• 27:15
  And what's wild? Is there a time where I'd like
• 27:17
  wear the wrong shoes? I'd forget my shoes for gym and
• 27:20
  I'd be like running track with my soaps on.
• 27:22
  And it was like the most uncomfortable thing ever.
• 27:24
  And they were so heavy. But then I was like the fastest
• 27:27
  man in the world after I took him off and was like running in
• 27:30
  the grass or. Something, so it was like was
• 27:32
  like putting a donut on your bat, you know?
• 27:34
  Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 27:36
  Boss shit. I miss my soaps.
• 27:38
  See those fire? Soaps were shoes that made for
• 27:44
  grinding. They.
• 27:44
  Had, yeah. They had a grind plate, like
• 27:46
  with. Grind plate in the sole of the
• 27:48
  shoe. Yeah, like right across the
• 27:50
  center of the sole was a perfectly formed, like, like, I
• 27:54
  mean factory grade piece of plastic.
• 27:57
  But you would screw in with screws in a key and had a grind
• 28:00
  plate so you could grind down rails.
• 28:02
  You could grind. I used to grind across the
• 28:04
  stage. And like I used to grind on the
• 28:07
  female no. There was a period of time
• 28:10
  where. Before school we were all
• 28:12
  sitting in the gym, which was like arguably one of the most
• 28:15
  awkward situations ever. Like that pre before we go
• 28:18
  because it's like just because they separate you.
• 28:21
  So it's like you walk in, you got to take this long ass walk
• 28:24
  and you got to find your little pocket of people in this huge
• 28:27
  ass like. That's how the Nass mutual was
• 28:29
  formed, was an interaction in that setting.
• 28:33
  But then, I mean when at one point there was like 10 or 12 of
• 28:36
  us to 15 of us who all had soaps and all we did was grind shit
• 28:40
  and then we get in trouble, that's all we would do.
• 28:42
  Always on our grind homies. Can't stop, won't stop.
• 28:45
  Grind all the time. And I think they banned them.
• 28:49
  All I do is grind, grind, grind. Healy's were Haley's are wild,
• 28:54
  they make sense and in theory they would be cooler.
• 28:56
  They just look. Stupid, yeah?
• 28:59
  I know, but it would I mean like if you're just a Healy like
• 29:03
  downhill like and actually using it as transortation retty tight.
• 29:08
  That would be, but I feel like the pain.
• 29:11
  And anguish you'd have to go through to get that skilled on
• 29:15
  Healy's. Because, I mean, if you're
• 29:17
  trying to like, I'm gonna go down this hill on my Healy's.
• 29:20
  Like. Yeah, like you're gonna eat it.
• 29:22
  And like your breaks are there's there's definitely no breaks.
• 29:25
  It's just you stopping. All gas no breaks.
• 29:28
  Like just straight up stopping, like physics says it, that
• 29:32
  you're gonna get hurt. For no matter, OK, Even no
• 29:34
  matter how physically harmed you would get the.
• 29:39
  Emotional distress you would go through like I fell like on my
• 29:43
  Heeleys. And you have to you have to
• 29:46
  explain the injuries like they you know you have scrapes.
• 29:50
  You know those will heal but explaining you have a bunch of
• 29:53
  scrapes on you because you you ate shit on Heeleys.
• 29:56
  I'm outside the brook. I'm outside the Brookshire.
• 29:59
  Yeah. I clip this pond I tore.
• 30:01
  Part of. My jeans are torn.
• 30:02
  I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding. Everyone can see it because it's
• 30:05
  where the tort tear happened. Yeah, it's a sad day.
• 30:08
  That's rock bottom. Yeah, that would be crashing.
• 30:12
  So it's not worth it. It's it's like the homies.
• 30:14
  You're like somebody trying to buy Healy's means, their homies.
• 30:16
  There's like, it's not worth it, bro.
• 30:18
  It's not because. If you're if you're going
• 30:19
  around, if you have some soaps and you go and try to like hit
• 30:23
  some kink rail, that's like 12 stairs, someone's gonna be like,
• 30:26
  what the fuck was that? Like, if you get hurt, they're
• 30:29
  gonna be like, dude, that was the craziest shit.
• 30:31
  I've ever seen. Yeah, you're risking it.
• 30:33
  Yeah. Like in the like, yeah, you're
• 30:35
  you're putting yourself out there.
• 30:37
  That's. Yeah.
• 30:37
  That's what it's all about. Yeah, that's straight dangers.
• 30:40
  And that's macho madness right there.
• 30:41
  That's right. Yeah, brother.
• 30:44
  I'm going to take my shoes and slide down this reel.
• 30:47
  Because the cream rises to. The top I'm justifiably in a
• 30:52
  position. Yeah, solicit.
• 30:56
  That's my favorite. Yeah.
• 30:58
  He does have them. Oh yeah.
• 30:59
  They gotta like look away and be all they just incredible.
• 31:04
  The showman All right therapy. Question #3.
• 31:10
  Would you rather be able to control your dreams and have
• 31:14
  lucid dreams every night? Or never have to sleep at all,
• 31:18
  but also never dream again? I'd probably.
• 31:22
  I'd rather be able to control my dreams.
• 31:25
  Than to never sleep. I mean sleep is nice even if you
• 31:29
  don't need it, cuz it's like physically I don't need it.
• 31:32
  I enjoy sleeping so it's like not.
• 31:34
  But think about think about how much your hustle would be
• 31:41
  compared to everything you could just out do everybody at
• 31:44
  everything. Yeah, but that's something that.
• 31:49
  Like. And you can get deep in the
• 31:51
  medication like. P Diddy like P Diddy would say
• 31:53
  or that's something that like some tech bro, is it?
• 31:56
  Like if you never got tired. Yeah, but if you never got
• 31:59
  tired, you never know it's. Not why is the output?
• 32:02
  You just never needed sleep, so you never need to sleep if you.
• 32:05
  And I that that means you never get tired.
• 32:07
  Because if there's tired. You need there's a separation
• 32:11
  from the grind. I feel like that despite the
• 32:13
  sleeping injured that you get with sleep.
• 32:16
  It's like all the ultimate alone time.
• 32:18
  You get to go to sleep. I wouldn't want to lose that.
• 32:21
  But like you know, like people like pull all nighters but
• 32:24
  you're pulling all nighter and you feel fucking fine.
• 32:27
  Oh yeah, but then you'd be doing it all the time.
• 32:29
  You don't have to do it. You could like meditate for two
• 32:32
  hours, workout for two hours and you still are ahead of the game.
• 32:37
  Yeah, I don't know. I feel like that.
• 32:38
  Also be a red flag, like he's great but he never sleeps.
• 32:42
  I. Have a weird condition where I
• 32:44
  can't sleep, bitch. It's called cocaine.
• 32:47
  Yeah, got for my Joe, Joey, Joey Beaty.
• 32:52
  I can't wait to talk about that. Yeah, OK, you say lucid dreams,
• 32:57
  I think, cuz well, dreams are your subconscious trying to
• 33:01
  predict the future based on previous, like your past.
• 33:05
  And it's like using symbols. So I don't know if I really want
• 33:08
  to control it cuz I got to see what my subconscious is trying
• 33:11
  to tell me. And but I just think that the
• 33:15
  advantage you would get for never having to sleep would be
• 33:18
  so immense that it would be hard to pass up.
• 33:22
  I'd sacrifice sleep for for just ready to go at all times.
• 33:30
  Yeah. Like you work 2 jobs you're good
• 33:37
  not to have. More than two jobs.
• 33:39
  You have like a tons of jobs. That's what I'm saying.
• 33:44
  Because and like, think about like, it's not just the time you
• 33:47
  sleep, it's the time like getting up, getting ready.
• 33:50
  It's like it just streamlines everything.
• 33:52
  You just be ready like you were or an outfit for.
• 33:55
  Or you don't have to like. It doesn't have to be like a
• 33:57
  process to get ready. You could lay.
• 33:59
  You could live a double life for sure. 100%.
• 34:05
  Triple. He always works day Oh.
• 34:07
  Yeah, it's exponential. The amount of time you would get
• 34:10
  back. It's not just like the 8 hours,
• 34:12
  it's like just piles up. Yeah, I just love sleep too much
• 34:16
  because I've already tasted it. So if I had the chance to give
• 34:18
  it up all now. You're addicted to sleep.
• 34:20
  So that'd have to be something like, man, this baby never
• 34:23
  sleeps. He is wild.
• 34:26
  Most babies don't sleep. That's why when they say sleep
• 34:28
  like a baby doesn't even make sense.
• 34:30
  No, but I know, but it'd be you would never, like ever sleep
• 34:34
  like he has. Never.
• 34:35
  He is not. That baby would be so fucking
• 34:37
  smart, dude. He is not slept.
• 34:38
  Yeah, think about it. If you start from a baby, you
• 34:41
  never slept, you're just taking an information 24/7.
• 34:44
  Dude, while too you could just do like start like a 24 hour
• 34:47
  stream and be like I'm never gonna sleep and then just but
• 34:51
  then you have to. Just sit in front of a camera
• 34:53
  for. No, you could dig it with
• 34:54
  forever. At that point, you just keep it
• 34:56
  going and somebody would just be filming.
• 34:58
  That's like. Truman Show shit.
• 35:02
  Fuck if I can't sleep, I got to monetize.
• 35:04
  It Oh yeah, monetize it by just hustling on normal shit therapy.
• 35:13
  Question #4. Final therapy question.
• 35:16
  Would you rather have the ability to control the weather?
• 35:20
  But every time you do, you forget your own name for an hour
• 35:24
  or have the ability to fly? But only while singing show
• 35:29
  tunes at the top of your lungs. Thank you chat GB T.
• 35:33
  Singing and flying, that'd be epic.
• 35:36
  You'd just have, I could just find, like, playlists of show
• 35:41
  tunes and they'd be like, dude, it's that black guy that flies
• 35:43
  by the neighborhood and sings the Laverne and Shirley song.
• 35:46
  Like that'd be is that. Show tunes.
• 35:48
  Yeah, I mean, I guess show tunes.
• 35:50
  It's the tune from a show. You can do all that.
• 35:52
  It's like. Oh, it's like hello my baby,
• 35:55
  hello my honey. It's like it's like Sound of
• 35:58
  Music type shit. Oh hell yeah, that'd be tough
• 36:00
  Oklahoma. Yeah, that'd be fine.
• 36:03
  It would just. So do you Do you automatically
• 36:05
  know all the lyrics to all show tunes or do you have to, like,
• 36:07
  work on it Otherwise you can't fly because you don't know what
• 36:11
  you show tune lyrics. You would have to get good at
• 36:15
  it, so you'd have to like. Practice.
• 36:17
  You'd have to. It doesn't come with the power.
• 36:19
  Spotify with lyrics. You'd have to sit there and read
• 36:22
  it and like practice hovering in your backyard till you memorize
• 36:25
  the songs and you've just got them down cuz you'd have to
• 36:27
  listen to it cuz you wouldn't want to hear yourself sing.
• 36:31
  And if you were high enough, nobody would hear you.
• 36:37
  Yeah, I guess that's true. And then you just, people would
• 36:39
  go crazy. People would go to the psych
• 36:41
  ward. They'd be like, I swear.
• 36:43
  Yeah, in the plane. If you were in the plane.
• 36:45
  This black dude just popped up by the window.
• 36:48
  He was singing Bette Midler songs.
• 36:50
  It made no sense to me. He gave me the finger, took a
• 36:54
  bite of a fucking Carl's Jr. burger, and he dipped.
• 36:57
  It made no sense. Yeah, Nobody would get like,
• 37:00
  tired of it. And it's like if you could like,
• 37:02
  because I'm sure there's like basically endless show tunes,
• 37:04
  you know? So if you could just like sing
• 37:08
  different ones and you were good at it, like it would be kind of
• 37:11
  nice. And I sing songs from Hamilton
• 37:14
  Book of Mormon. Those are all show tunes.
• 37:16
  Right. So like.
• 37:18
  Yeah, it would never stop. It would never stop and if you
• 37:21
  got if you're good at it, it's just pleasant because it's not
• 37:25
  like, oh, I heard this song before.
• 37:27
  Yeah, you would be making people's day.
• 37:29
  I fly by and I'm singing. So there's people that listen to
• 37:31
  show tunes like only radio. You know, yeah, it's sing
• 37:34
  Newsies songs, Disney show tunes, High School Musical.
• 37:39
  You could just keep it going, keep it popping, keep it fresh.
• 37:41
  It's always something new. OK, well I'd rather control the
• 37:44
  weather and just forget my name for an hour.
• 37:46
  Cuz like who gives the fuck if I forgot my name for an hour?
• 37:50
  I control the weather. Bitch.
• 37:52
  Guess what? Who's God now?
• 37:54
  Who's God now on God? I think it's me.
• 37:57
  I'm not sure why. Who?
• 37:59
  Where am I? I don't know my name, bro.
• 38:03
  You'd be on the news quick cuz there'd be you'd be like get
• 38:06
  really pissed. You're flying and seeing that,
• 38:08
  and I just like, hit you with a fucking hurricane.
• 38:10
  Take you out. I don't know why I would do
• 38:13
  that, but I'm just saying. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up.
• 38:17
  Right. But I could end droughts.
• 38:19
  Speaking of ending droughts, I control the fucking weather.
• 38:22
  Because as long as I'm singing, I'm flying.
• 38:25
  And I just I'm I'm shitting on Russia with hurricanes and
• 38:27
  tornadoes. It was like, see, that's why now
• 38:31
  I'd rather fly in show tunes. It's a lot more pleasant
• 38:34
  singing, like controlling the. Weather, dude.
• 38:38
  Yeah, you've literally control everything that.
• 38:40
  Game over, Checkmate. Yeah, but then you'd go crazy.
• 38:43
  You would lose your mind. You'd be like.
• 38:44
  Drunk like drunk with power. No rain for you?
• 38:47
  Like that's not healthy. I mean, most everybody will get
• 38:53
  like the perfect amount, you know, it's just like, let's end
• 38:57
  this war and by shutting the lights out in Moscow due to an
• 39:03
  electrical storm. See.
• 39:10
  Forest fires in Siberia? That's bad for the world.
• 39:14
  Yeah, that's terrible. That's what I'm saying.
• 39:16
  You would just destroy the planet.
• 39:18
  No, I would destroy us a geographical location in order
• 39:22
  to end the suffering of people who have been aggressed upon.
• 39:27
  So if you if you used it, does it like have a recharge time of
• 39:31
  an hour? My name.
• 39:34
  Cuz yeah, you'd have to have like a closed circle.
• 39:36
  People would have to like, hey guys, I'm about to bring the
• 39:38
  reins back to Africa because I Toto song just really hit me
• 39:41
  today on the way to work. So I gotta do that.
• 39:44
  You guys gotta keep an eye on me for an hour cuz I'm not gonna
• 39:47
  remember shit. No, it's just your name.
• 39:52
  How often do you have to remember your name?
• 39:55
  I don't know that's. It's an hour.
• 39:59
  OK, so you remember everything, but not your name.
• 40:02
  That's what the fucking question said, and Chad GBT came up with
• 40:05
  it, and this was the question that it never asked before.
• 40:08
  I don't know. I feel like you're just asking
• 40:10
  for trouble. Not knowing your name couldn't
• 40:12
  you couldn't be around anybody. For an hour, I'll meditate,
• 40:17
  bitch. OK?
• 40:22
  That's three, three hours out of your day meditating because you
• 40:26
  so you never get tired. You don't dream.
• 40:28
  And so you can control the weather.
• 40:30
  That's a that's a tight life, that.
• 40:33
  Would be kind of cool. That's like.
• 40:34
  You know, yeah, it would be perfect never to sleep if you
• 40:37
  would control the weather cuz different time zones.
• 40:42
  What's the first thing you do besides attack Russia with your
• 40:45
  weather powers? Then I would I'd just be hitting
• 40:52
  like like the Sahara. I guess.
• 40:57
  Like rain, like Ethiopia with some rain.
• 41:00
  Get their food growing. Is that you then?
• 41:05
  And I mean, it was the hottest day I ever recorded on Monday.
• 41:09
  You would kind of control so the water.
• 41:12
  You would kind of control the water.
• 41:14
  No shit. You control everything.
• 41:16
  You control the entire ecosystem of the planet.
• 41:19
  That's what I'm saying. Nobody, nobody can touch you
• 41:21
  anymore. That's how you get A1A1.
• 41:26
  Whatever government, one world government under yours, under
• 41:28
  yourself. Done.
• 41:31
  If people figured it out, you'd get assassinated pretty quick.
• 41:34
  I'd assassinate that pretty quick.
• 41:36
  I like talk about a nuclear bomb I've I could destroy the planet
• 41:41
  if I want. Tornadoes everywhere done.
• 41:48
  They need to restart. Except for where I am and then
• 41:50
  and then now I'm. Just like boom everywhere but
• 41:53
  where I live. Yeah, now I'm just the last man
• 41:55
  on earth. I will bring.
• 41:57
  I will pick up the survivors and bring them under under the
• 42:00
  Schultz Sissy flag. I will not.
• 42:03
  I will not. I will not compromise.
• 42:06
  I will make it hail on your huts.
• 42:09
  Hail, Hail on the huts. That'll.
• 42:11
  Be kind of tight, OK? Big facts, two shift.
• 42:15
  All right, y'all, we are done with therapy questions.
• 42:16
  We are on to the current events. First up, I don't know if y'all
• 42:22
  saw, but they found cocaine. In the President's House.
• 42:28
  Did. I mean, so?
• 42:30
  Yeah. So.
• 42:31
  In Washington, subsequent testing confirmed that a powdery
• 42:33
  white substance discovered by the Secret Service at the White
• 42:36
  House on Sunday was cocaine. Law enforcement official says
• 42:42
  questions linger about how the drug got in the building.
• 42:45
  The discovery of the substance cause a brief shutdown of the
• 42:48
  White House. After it was found by Secret
• 42:50
  Service officers in the common storage area on the general
• 42:54
  floor of The West Wing, it was. Actually found by a firefighter.
• 42:57
  First it. Was found found a zip a zip
• 43:02
  closed bag near the entrance or the visitors taking tours are
• 43:05
  directed to leave their phones heavily trafficked by the OR
• 43:11
  traveled by visitors. When it comes to visitors in The
• 43:14
  West Wing, they come for many reasons.
• 43:15
  Obviously we do have tours that occur here on campus.
• 43:20
  Basically, I think it's what it is.
• 43:22
  Somebody forgot that they have cocaine on them while they're
• 43:24
  going to visit the White House and they just put it.
• 43:26
  They just got scared and just put it down and kept it moving
• 43:32
  or it's like or it's left over from Donald Trump Jr.
• 43:36
  Even Trump said today he like had some fucking rally or
• 43:40
  whatever that he he was like he said it was the Biden's cocaine.
• 43:46
  The Biden cane. Hey, what do we always say about
• 43:49
  Trump? Listen to what he's accusing
• 43:51
  other people of and that's what usually what he's doing.
• 43:54
  So I think Donald Trump senior has been getting into Donald
• 43:59
  Trump juniors. Yayo bag bro.
• 44:01
  And. The initial test of substance of
• 44:04
  conducted by the District of Columbia Fire Department soon
• 44:07
  after it was indicated it was cocaine.
• 44:10
  Yeah, So what I first read was that.
• 44:14
  A firefighter like got on the walkie-talkie and said we found
• 44:17
  a yellow bar that says cocaine chloride on it and I was like
• 44:24
  what? They have like prescription
• 44:25
  cocaine? Where is it says here?
• 44:28
  I'm in the recording. In a recording of the radio
• 44:31
  message from the DC Fire Hazmat personnel who responded to the
• 44:35
  scene Monday, they said that the substitute tested positive for
• 44:39
  cocaine hydrochloride. The message was posted by the
• 44:43
  website. Oh, maybe the yellow bar was
• 44:47
  when they tested it, like, yeah, it popped up.
• 44:50
  OK, I was thinking that it like it was like a pill form of
• 44:54
  cocaine. And I was like, what is that?
• 44:56
  Unlike other federal entities, the Secret Service does not have
• 45:00
  drug sniffing dogs. If an officer encounter was a
• 45:04
  powder or substance on White House grounds with surrounding
• 45:06
  areas, they routinely request assistance from fire and EMS.
• 45:11
  I don't have drugs. I mean, that's.
• 45:12
  I mean, think about it like the dogs.
• 45:14
  Do you think that they probably do you think they probably did
• 45:17
  have drug stiffing dogs and then like Nixon's, like get them out,
• 45:21
  get. Them out of here.
• 45:25
  Because I've got a big nose, I'm going to use it.
• 45:29
  I don't have any teeth. You're like.
• 45:30
  Yes, you do, Sir. But I'm getting rid of them with
• 45:34
  the cocaine. Yeah, they're falling out.
• 45:37
  So I mean the realistically, So you think it's just somebody
• 45:40
  shit? Yeah, for sure.
• 45:43
  It like I I was, I was thinking it was like somebody who was
• 45:48
  like, oh, I I want to do cocaine in the White House and then got
• 45:51
  freaked out and left it behind. But I didn't hear the part where
• 45:55
  it was by where they leave the cell phones.
• 45:57
  So I could say just somebody forgot and they're like shit.
• 46:00
  And that's a tough that's a tough situation to be in, having
• 46:03
  to just ditch your coke, like you know that that'd be tough
• 46:06
  call or risk it and go through the White House security.
• 46:11
  Well, there's cameras all over that fucking place.
• 46:13
  That's what somebody was saying, so.
• 46:15
  They're going to see somebody be like but.
• 46:18
  They said that they evacuated the executive mansion, which is
• 46:22
  what I think they call like the part where like the buttons
• 46:25
  actually live. And so it's it's separate from
• 46:28
  the office and shit, it looks like a real home.
• 46:31
  And so I wonder if there's. Not like cameras in the home,
• 46:38
  because they want to make it like a normal house so that the
• 46:41
  president just doesn't lose their fucking mind.
• 46:43
  Yeah, they're like, everyone's watching me all the time.
• 46:46
  Yeah, like they need a place of solitude.
• 46:49
  I'll bet you they have some in like the hallways and stuff.
• 46:52
  Like the entrances, yeah. Yeah, stuff like that.
• 46:55
  But you know, like, it's not like they're in the bathroom.
• 46:57
  It's like, I think that's against the law.
• 47:00
  It's not illegal. He's the president.
• 47:03
  Gross, too. It's against the law in most
• 47:05
  states, but you know, you go down South.
• 47:09
  Who knows? Yeah.
• 47:13
  I mean, there's a whole bunch of the people saying that like it's
• 47:18
  Biden cocaine or it's Hunter Biden's cocaine.
• 47:20
  I'm like, Nah man, I'm pretty sure he's like on like some bond
• 47:22
  release and he's like having to pee in a cup like every 8
• 47:24
  minutes to stay out of prison right now.
• 47:27
  And even if he wasn't, it's like, I don't think he would
• 47:30
  just like, stupidly leave it there.
• 47:33
  Yeah, I think he's too calculated for that.
• 47:35
  Or too coked up. Yeah, he's.
• 47:37
  Like, you know what? Coke.
• 47:38
  Yeah, like coke. Like people can.
• 47:40
  Cut this down. Yeah, like I don't want to lose
• 47:42
  my cock. Do you know who my dad is?
• 47:45
  Get out of my room. Like, yeah, like you're in the
• 47:48
  lob. You're they're having a tour.
• 47:50
  Sir, get out of my room. I know, I do love that.
• 47:56
  Like, you know, the Republicans are trying to use the like
• 47:59
  Hunter Biden because they don't have anything else.
• 48:02
  But I like how they, like think that, like the left, like like
• 48:07
  love is like gonna go defend Hunter Biden because that's what
• 48:10
  they do on the right. You know, like they'll just go
• 48:12
  and defend like the most undefensible person because they
• 48:15
  have an R in front of their name.
• 48:17
  But like, but the left is like he seems like a piece of shit.
• 48:20
  I. Think we don't care?
• 48:22
  Yeah, The the, the, the like. Republican legislations and
• 48:27
  stuff for like, hey man, I don't care if he married a 14 year
• 48:31
  old. We're he's he's with us and
• 48:33
  we're with him and then but then they'll be like, oh, what's up
• 48:36
  with your boy? Who?
• 48:37
  And they're like, what? That's not our boy, dude.
• 48:39
  You. Don't even like like we didn't
• 48:40
  vote for him. Yeah, we didn't vote.
• 48:42
  We don't know who that guy is. I I would have told you he's
• 48:45
  fucking weird. Or it's like he's like some
• 48:48
  right wing sigh. Up.
• 48:49
  Yeah, it's my only argument would be like, just be careful,
• 48:52
  like when you're pointing out Sons of presidents.
• 48:56
  Who do shady shit like, I don't know, like the Soninlaw who got
• 48:59
  $2 billion from the the Saudis. Well, that seems that seems like
• 49:04
  problematic. You're worried about Hunter
• 49:06
  Biden's deal with Ukraine and. China I will, I will say,
• 49:09
  though, if if let's just say in the universe that.
• 49:17
  It's like, let's say it's Joe Biden's.
• 49:19
  I was like, I'm not even mad. That's impressive.
• 49:20
  That guy's like almost 100. He's out there, like coaxed out
• 49:23
  in the Oval Office. Just like, would I get shit done
• 49:26
  soon? Death relief.
• 49:28
  That would be epic. And he's not.
• 49:29
  But like, I'd be impressed if he's still alive.
• 49:32
  I know. Well, that's what I say.
• 49:34
  Like when to these Republicans, it's like, is he like this like
• 49:38
  best criminal ever? Like where he's got like so many
• 49:42
  bank accounts, you can't unwind them like for 10 years it would
• 49:45
  take you. Or or is he like this dementia
• 49:48
  ridden old person who doesn't know what's going on?
• 49:50
  Like it can't be both? Because like Hunter, Biden's
• 49:53
  done some He's a crazy person, has done some super stupid shit,
• 49:58
  just like Andy Reed's kids did the bunch of stupid shit.
• 50:02
  I mean, they've died like. Well, I know, but I'm well.
• 50:05
  But I'm also saying they used to, like, run around
• 50:06
  Philadelphia with like, guns and shit and like.
• 50:09
  Yeah, And then one of his sons, drunk driving, like, killed
• 50:12
  somebody. Yeah, well, that was most
• 50:14
  recently. And another one of his kid kids
• 50:17
  died as well. Yeah, yeah, So.
• 50:18
  But I'm just saying is like, we see that nepotism spread out
• 50:22
  through all walks of life. And I mean, Hunter Biden had
• 50:24
  like videos of him going like 170 miles an hour, smoke, like
• 50:29
  smoking crack, all sorts of crazy shit which, like, exists.
• 50:32
  Like these are videos that he was taking.
• 50:34
  And I'm like, yeah, I know some people that, that if they had
• 50:37
  more money or that much influence over shit, they'd
• 50:40
  probably be doing the same shit because like.
• 50:43
  Like, it's like a child star, you know?
• 50:45
  Oh yeah, and they're all. It usually goes off the rails.
• 50:48
  Like Meghan McCain, Not the Meghan McCain smokes crack, but
• 50:51
  she's at she was on The View strictly because she was John
• 50:54
  McCain's kid and she, like, writes books and does all the
• 50:57
  stupid shit and works for the other.
• 50:58
  And like, no one wants to listen to this woman talk, but she's
• 51:01
  all but she does and they give her a platform because of who
• 51:03
  her father was. And Joe Biden?
• 51:06
  Joe Biden was the youngest senator ever elected when he got
• 51:09
  elected, so he's been a senator of the United States.
• 51:12
  There's only a hundred of those spots.
• 51:14
  You know, Hunter's entire fucking life, Senator and then
• 51:18
  vice president. Yeah, I mean, and that's.
• 51:21
  So he's we. Just we just see that.
• 51:23
  We see that throughout all walks of life.
• 51:25
  We all personally know people who are like that in some way,
• 51:28
  shape or form. If you listen to this, you know
• 51:31
  somebody who has like been afforded all the a lot of things
• 51:34
  in life. They don't like when you got to
• 51:37
  sound like preachy, but they might not appreciate it or they
• 51:40
  don't give a shit and they get away with whatever the fuck they
• 51:43
  want and they have 0 repercussions and they've never
• 51:45
  actually been punished. Like that's when you see some of
• 51:48
  these like 22 year old kids that get pulled over for drinking and
• 51:52
  driving and like have a 30 minute argument and end up
• 51:55
  getting arrested and like trying to fight a cop.
• 52:00
  Because they've never. Oh yeah, that's a great one,
• 52:02
  though. Who does?
• 52:03
  They've never had to, like, face the consequences.
• 52:06
  I mean, and it's not good. But if you're going to be, yeah,
• 52:09
  don't be a Reese's Witherspoon. When it comes to, like, getting
• 52:11
  caught drinking the drivers or something, you want to be like a
• 52:13
  Bob Huggins for West Virginia. That is always catch this guy,
• 52:17
  like hanging out outside like the Sizzler in his car and he's
• 52:20
  wasted and he's lost like he's lost two jobs.
• 52:24
  But even while he was at West Virginia as a basketball coach.
• 52:27
  He got caught like two or three times, just drinking and
• 52:29
  driving. In the videos, he's just like,
• 52:30
  what? And he's like not even that mean
• 52:32
  about it. He's just like a old drunk guy,
• 52:34
  but like, you know, we see all these.
• 52:36
  People don't drink and drive. Well, obviously not like that's
• 52:39
  stupid. That's why this dude loses.
• 52:40
  He's been doing it for forever. He's an idiot.
• 52:42
  Fact that he got another job and then they just kept him on and
• 52:45
  then they let him resign. He's like, yeah, I'm out.
• 52:48
  They're like, yeah, it's probably best.
• 52:50
  But we see that throughout all walks of life for people getting
• 52:54
  afforded shit and never being. Held accountable, never being
• 52:58
  punished, getting out of anything because of who their
• 53:00
  parents are. And yeah, Oh my God, no way.
• 53:02
  Hunter, bider, Hunter Biden was like that.
• 53:06
  Like, you could tell me like, oh, I met Barack Obama's kids
• 53:10
  and they were bitches or something like later in their
• 53:13
  lives. It's possible that I think when
• 53:16
  you come from that, especially that level of influence and
• 53:20
  affluence just in general, I think it's easy for you, easier
• 53:23
  for you to become that way. Do you think it?
• 53:25
  Do you think the cocaine was the IT was the sigh up?
• 53:29
  No, I mean, I think that somebody either ditched it or
• 53:32
  they put it there to create a big stir.
• 53:34
  But I could see somebody doing that for sure.
• 53:36
  The the like you were saying that, you know for 30%, thirty
• 53:40
  to 40% of the Internet is like a I generated.
• 53:44
  The other half is like memes. Like 50% of it's just like memes
• 53:48
  and trolley motherfuckers who are doing all their own weird
• 53:51
  shit like the internet's like trolling.
• 53:54
  Means stupid dances. It's all like there's some
• 53:57
  information, but then like, oh, give me 5 bucks a week to read
• 54:01
  this article and it's like, what the fuck, bro?
• 54:02
  Like, I mean, I'm just not that shocked, but it's probably
• 54:09
  either ditched by somebody left there on purpose to create a
• 54:12
  stir. And they'll like be like, oh I
• 54:14
  oh man, I was there that day we found some of Hunter's Coke
• 54:18
  like. People are stupid as fuck.
• 54:21
  But also, I just find it shocking like that the Secret
• 54:25
  Service is like evacuating people out and like it like it's
• 54:28
  this big of a deal. It's like, come on, bro, you're
• 54:31
  like JFK wasn't blowing lines up in the White House like, like
• 54:35
  the 80s, like the Reagan era, Like this wasn't like just
• 54:37
  cocaine all through the White House.
• 54:39
  Like, you know, he was, you know, he was like funding
• 54:42
  Contras like in South America. And I'm sure they had contacts
• 54:45
  with some good cocaine. Some staffers all like coked out
• 54:50
  and like. Boss, I gotta go back down.
• 54:53
  I love. I love the mailroom.
• 54:56
  I love being in the mailroom. I have to go back down to
• 54:59
  Nicaragua, like I'll bring back more information.
• 55:03
  I'll be back. I gotta get.
• 55:04
  I got. I told you I went down last time
• 55:06
  and I I knew. I got a couple names.
• 55:08
  I got a couple more. I gotta go down.
• 55:09
  I gotta check them out. Like, think about it because
• 55:12
  it's 80s, so it's still like pretty pure cocaine.
• 55:15
  And then it's the purest of the pure cocaine.
• 55:18
  Down in South America. Oh yeah.
• 55:20
  I'm sure. I'm sure.
• 55:21
  That's wild, yeah. And it's the Reagan White House.
• 55:23
  It's like, yeah, they're getting it all because the whole thing
• 55:25
  was secret. So like, you know, like couldn't
• 55:27
  get in trouble because they, nobody was going to talk about
• 55:29
  that, what that they were even doing what they were doing.
• 55:32
  It's so white. It's yellow, Mr. President.
• 55:35
  He's like, what? And he's like, Oh no, I'm at the
• 55:37
  beaches, man. It's just.
• 55:38
  Yeah, so beautiful I'm. Not saying Reagan's like, no
• 55:42
  Felipe, Ronald, his like he was taking OK, and I'm not saying
• 55:45
  that. No, I'm talking about like the
• 55:47
  people trying to go down there and be like, hey, I gotta get
• 55:49
  back down. Yeah.
• 55:49
  Yeah, yeah, his like, yeah, his like, whatever.
• 55:53
  It's like, yeah, it's a little brigade of.
• 55:54
  I've never. I've never Oliver North and I
• 55:58
  haven't slept. I haven't slept in three months,
• 56:00
  man. All I've been doing is
• 56:02
  meditating for three hours a day and it's like chilling out, man.
• 56:05
  I'm just like, I gotta get back down there.
• 56:07
  I gotta go back down there, man. Like I feel like.
• 56:09
  That we gotta we gotta sell those weapons to Iran so I can
• 56:12
  get the money to go back down. There.
• 56:13
  Yeah, I gotta sell that. Maybe that sewing machine dude
• 56:17
  just let me sell the sewing machine.
• 56:18
  Come on. Man.
• 56:20
  Could being fucking stingy, man. Handed it over, man.
• 56:25
  You got money for that Star Wars program?
• 56:27
  Come on, man. Yeah, you put motherfuckers in
• 56:30
  space, man. You can give me like the
• 56:32
  150,000. I'm trying to save America, man.
• 56:38
  You don't. Change this country.
• 56:39
  Yeah, yeah, you've changed a lot.
• 56:41
  I'm a How dare you. I'm a fucking patriot.
• 56:45
  I've been in the shit down in South America.
• 56:47
  You guys don't know what I'm. Saying and you could like still
• 56:49
  smoke in public. So they were like.
• 56:52
  In the White House, but. You don't even fucking know,
• 56:55
  man. Like ashing on the shag carpet,
• 56:57
  it's like. On the Resolute desk.
• 56:59
  There's people watching me, man. They're looking for me.
• 57:02
  There's helicopters. They're like MUS airspace.
• 57:04
  Oh yeah, man. You don't even know what they're
• 57:08
  capable of. I'm so hot and itchy.
• 57:13
  That's Dick Cheney because he was in there.
• 57:16
  That's why Dick Cheney has so much harder problems, so many
• 57:19
  harder things in the 80s. And they were fighting.
• 57:22
  They were fighting like a coked out Putin, Yeah.
• 57:26
  Just like they thought they will crush you.
• 57:30
  Are you Are you saying Putin's not coked out?
• 57:32
  Not now. I don't think his heart can.
• 57:34
  Handle it for sure. Meth, for sure.
• 57:35
  He's on. They're.
• 57:36
  All he's like, he's like, if it's good enough for Hitler,
• 57:37
  it's good enough for me. No, they're it's like Adderall.
• 57:39
  He looks like an Adderall guy. He rails it.
• 57:42
  He's like, right, crush, crush. That's for me.
• 57:44
  I think he just straight to the source.
• 57:46
  Thank like. Pure liquid meth.
• 57:48
  Like it. Like in intravenously.
• 57:51
  Yeah, I am ready. For because his fear is his
• 57:54
  furor did it, you know? I'm ready for daily dose the
• 57:59
  that's we done your. Company and then he's getting
• 58:00
  like that, that China white heroin to go, to go down at
• 58:04
  night. Like, yeah, to go to sleep.
• 58:05
  Appearance of the you know. Yeah, think about that.
• 58:09
  Just a bunch of coked out boomers fighting over the world.
• 58:12
  That's scary. And then they came up with and
• 58:14
  then they came up with the Internet and just made a bunch
• 58:16
  of money and bought all the houses.
• 58:19
  That's terrifying. That's a horror, that.
• 58:23
  No one in what we know now, no one would sign up for.
• 58:26
  It's not just. Simplest thing, Breakdown, But
• 58:28
  it's Yeah, but it's so true, nobody would coked up Boomers.
• 58:31
  Yeah, nobody the. Internet bought a bunch of
• 58:33
  houses and that's why we're here.
• 58:35
  Now we're all we can't buy one and they they won't retire.
• 58:40
  And they're raising the age to when we can get money.
• 58:42
  So they're getting Social Security net like we'll get it
• 58:44
  62, but you guys get 7070. Sounds great for you.
• 58:50
  I'll. Be done.
• 58:51
  They rioted in Paris. Like when they try to raise it
• 58:54
  to 64 and like in the world, just like, yeah, 70, I think,
• 58:59
  like, hopefully. And then, like in the 80s,
• 59:01
  they're like, man, this toxic waste dude.
• 59:03
  It's like, it's not going to go away.
• 59:05
  Like, what? Would you just bury it, get rid
• 59:07
  of it, or do you take it? Take it over by the aquifers and
• 59:11
  just spare it well. Speaking of which, Japan is just
• 59:15
  about to release all of this toxic water from the Fukushima
• 59:20
  plant into the ocean and everybody around there like
• 59:22
  China especially, it's like up in arms about it.
• 59:26
  But it's like, it's like millions of tons of water that's
• 59:30
  got radiation, but it's been treated, but it still has some
• 59:33
  radiation. But they have no they're running
• 59:35
  out of tanks to put it in. It's this big gathering this
• 59:38
  water's been gathering since the Fukushima disaster, like nine
• 59:43
  years ago. What do you mean it's been
• 59:45
  gathering like it's collecting more and more?
• 59:47
  Yeah. So it's like runoff from the
• 59:52
  plant. That's all because they haven't
• 59:56
  all of like the radioactive material.
• 59:58
  They cannot even like they haven't even started cleaning it
• 1:00:01
  up because of they have all this water.
• 1:00:03
  And so they have to get rid of the water in order to start even
• 1:00:06
  cleaning up the plan. It's been this like many years
• 1:00:09
  later and 10 years later, I think it's been 2013, I don't
• 1:00:14
  know. But anyways, so yeah,
• 1:00:17
  everybody's pissed. But like, the International
• 1:00:21
  Atomic Agency just like reviewed it and said it was like within
• 1:00:25
  the standards of being able to be released.
• 1:00:28
  But that doesn't mean like, you know?
• 1:00:30
  China and Japan like, just don't like each other in general, so
• 1:00:33
  they're going to just like, bitch about anything.
• 1:00:35
  How dare you release all this radioactive waste?
• 1:00:38
  It could harm me, our citizens and all these people we imprison
• 1:00:43
  and Muslims that we harass. There's all we deserve to live
• 1:00:47
  in a healthy planet where I could persecute people.
• 1:00:50
  They don't harass. They don't harass Muslims.
• 1:00:52
  I'm trying to keep. They put them in the education
• 1:00:55
  camps. Yeah, And I'm just trying to,
• 1:00:56
  you know, trying to keep PC. I'm trying to keep it real.
• 1:00:59
  So I'm saying there, that's like the pot calling the kettle black
• 1:01:06
  and Korea's like, this is like our one like or is it Japan like
• 1:01:09
  this is like we've been pretty good for a while, like leave us
• 1:01:12
  alone like this. Sucks we yeah we've been trying
• 1:01:14
  like we're trying to store this water like you know and and
• 1:01:17
  successfully have for this long like, but.
• 1:01:20
  You gotta release it. Yeah.
• 1:01:22
  Otherwise there's going to be another disaster.
• 1:01:24
  Like, it's just going to like. Be like an overflow and and then
• 1:01:28
  it's like extra fucked. Yeah, topic #2 Supreme Court are
• 1:01:36
  stole a bunch of Dicks. Facts.
• 1:01:38
  They got it. Affirmative action, effectively
• 1:01:41
  ending race conscious admissions.
• 1:01:43
  It was at Harvard and I believe North Carolina or the two.
• 1:01:46
  Yeah, University of North Carolina.
• 1:01:49
  It was a six to three ruling. So basically.
• 1:01:53
  The Supreme Court has a supermajority of conservatives,
• 1:01:56
  6 of them. And they all.
• 1:01:58
  The liberals, Yeah, the liberals have three.
• 1:02:00
  So 63. It's just split amongst
• 1:02:03
  Democrats, Republicans, even though they're not supposed to
• 1:02:06
  be Democrats or Republicans. And they have lifetime
• 1:02:08
  appointments, so nobody, nobody can tell them shit.
• 1:02:12
  You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what I don't get.
• 1:02:15
  It's like. I guess these people really do
• 1:02:18
  believe in the shit that there's that they're, like, selling.
• 1:02:20
  Yeah, but if they do, they're like, they're fucking idiots
• 1:02:23
  like. I know, but that's that.
• 1:02:25
  Because I always feel like that the Republicans are just full of
• 1:02:27
  shit. They just say shit, you know, to
• 1:02:29
  get votes. Thomas has his job because of
• 1:02:34
  affirmative action. Exactly.
• 1:02:36
  I think he's in like him and Justice Brown were going at it,
• 1:02:41
  or Katanji Jackson, she. She.
• 1:02:46
  Wrote a scathing. And then did you see his
• 1:02:49
  response? He was like, fuck you like it's,
• 1:02:52
  but he's he's like a Uncle Ruckus character.
• 1:02:57
  I don't know how. Are you going to utilize
• 1:02:59
  affirmative action and utilize those practices which helped get
• 1:03:03
  you into the law school you went to help you get your job and
• 1:03:06
  then vote to overturn the same path you took?
• 1:03:09
  That is wild. You know what it is.
• 1:03:11
  It's him pulling up the ladder after he got up, you know?
• 1:03:14
  Yeah, no, definitely. Yeah, it's kind of like he wants
• 1:03:17
  to be. He probably has his mindset.
• 1:03:20
  It's like like it's a 0 sum game.
• 1:03:22
  It's like if you know other like prominent black men are coming
• 1:03:27
  up, that's a threat to him and his status as like the.
• 1:03:31
  There's a lot of people that say that him and him and Jackson got
• 1:03:34
  beef, or he's got beef with her because she's a black woman and
• 1:03:37
  he wanted to be the only black person on the Supreme Court.
• 1:03:40
  Like if I if you had no idea. Who Clarence Thomas's wife is,
• 1:03:45
  was, could be. And I just said, what would you
• 1:03:50
  guess? Would you say thick white woman?
• 1:03:55
  Because that's what that would be my guess.
• 1:03:57
  And it is. And when she's like used to be
• 1:04:00
  in a cult. So there, like there might be an
• 1:04:03
  element of he hates his blackness, You know, that's.
• 1:04:07
  What I'm saying he's like Uncle Ruckus.
• 1:04:09
  Yeah, Uncle Tom. You all think, careful, babe.
• 1:04:16
  Tom's Cabin. It's a book.
• 1:04:18
  You should read it. It's But in Florida, they're
• 1:04:21
  gonna ban us, or they're gonna believe this because they don't
• 1:04:23
  believe in books. Like I'm sure your Uncle Tom's
• 1:04:26
  Cabin is. Like, definitely not a book you
• 1:04:29
  can read. Not a book you can read.
• 1:04:31
  And you can't watch Django. There's only there's only 12
• 1:04:34
  minutes of Django you can watch. That's when they get to Candy
• 1:04:37
  Land. He introduces himself.
• 1:04:39
  He shows you around, then halfway through the argument,
• 1:04:43
  Black got turn it off. Or you're breaking it off.
• 1:04:45
  No, no. You can watch the part where
• 1:04:47
  Leonardo DiCaprio is dropping the N word and.
• 1:04:50
  Making two black guys beat OK, yeah.
• 1:04:53
  Yeah, you can get to that. You can get to the part in the
• 1:04:55
  dinner whenever he's going to. They want to shake hands and the
• 1:04:57
  fight happens. Other than that, that's
• 1:05:00
  everything else. Absolutely not.
• 1:05:01
  It's blasphemy. It's not real.
• 1:05:04
  Black men don't wear crushed velvet suits like that.
• 1:05:06
  They're not allowed to. That's banned in this state, so.
• 1:05:10
  Or chances Or no chances? No, definitely.
• 1:05:12
  So watching something like that is just heresy and you should be
• 1:05:16
  burned at the stake. You should be chained up.
• 1:05:20
  I mean, but this is a big deal, all jokes aside, because it's
• 1:05:23
  making it to where I mean some states.
• 1:05:26
  Who is it? the OR no that was actually for?
• 1:05:29
  The other one, which was the allowing businesses to
• 1:05:33
  discriminate against people based off of their L, GB, TQ
• 1:05:37
  Plus status. Okay, yeah.
• 1:05:38
  So you ready for this? And what a fucking surprise that
• 1:05:43
  the story that the lady said about the gay couple who wanted
• 1:05:47
  her to make them. A website for their wedding.
• 1:05:52
  Fake. Not a real not a real story.
• 1:05:55
  And the but the name she used is a real guy and he said he goes,
• 1:06:00
  I've been confused about this thing like this entire time.
• 1:06:04
  It's like been years now. And he's he's like.
• 1:06:06
  I'm married with a wife. He's like, I have a wife who
• 1:06:09
  I've been with for 15 years and he has kids and he's like, it's
• 1:06:12
  so I just thought it was so weird like how he was saying it.
• 1:06:15
  He's like, I don't know, like I'm bit confused.
• 1:06:17
  It's like bitch you need to be like out on the news being like
• 1:06:21
  this bitch is lying. You know, like because it's been
• 1:06:24
  a lot of years like for this case to like get to the Supreme
• 1:06:27
  Court And then it was like the day that it like, you know, gets
• 1:06:30
  past that you can discriminate against gay people.
• 1:06:34
  Then the guy's like, yeah, I was just confused why my name was in
• 1:06:37
  this Supreme Court lawsuit. Yeah, pretty weird.
• 1:06:40
  I don't know. Yeah.
• 1:06:41
  What the fuck? I don't remember.
• 1:06:44
  Yeah, I don't remember being gay.
• 1:06:45
  I mean, if I was, and it was the 80s.
• 1:06:48
  We were on coke, We were fighting.
• 1:06:50
  Was this guy working with them? And then, you know, now he's
• 1:06:52
  like, Oh no, throwing up his hands.
• 1:06:55
  Yeah, it's super goofy and it's like a hypothetical.
• 1:06:58
  If they do ask, I want to be able to stop now.
• 1:07:01
  I think that you could like. Yeah, it's just goofy.
• 1:07:04
  It makes no fucking sense. Have you ever?
• 1:07:07
  Listened to the lady who's like the the website designer talk.
• 1:07:11
  No, she. Talks like she's a lawyer.
• 1:07:14
  Like like, is it like, to me this is this was very, very
• 1:07:18
  calculated shit, fake bullshit like because like she's like,
• 1:07:22
  the words she uses is like very, very like technical legal terms
• 1:07:28
  to describe like what she's trying to accomplish.
• 1:07:30
  And it's not like. I just don't believe in gay
• 1:07:33
  marriage. It's not that.
• 1:07:34
  It's like like my speech. It's all about her speech.
• 1:07:39
  And like, it's just like, come on, man.
• 1:07:42
  Well, yeah, I mean, I'm sure she got coached into it.
• 1:07:45
  I'm sure she got found by like, Harlan Crows.
• 1:07:46
  She got recruited, recruited like, like, how hard is it to
• 1:07:51
  like, oh, I create websites now, you know?
• 1:07:55
  She's. She's a plant.
• 1:07:57
  Oh yeah, recruited by Harlan. Made-up fucking story.
• 1:08:01
  Oh yeah. I mean, it was, it's proven,
• 1:08:02
  made-up like that never happened.
• 1:08:05
  So it's hypothetical. These hypothetical gay people
• 1:08:08
  want you to make a website for them.
• 1:08:10
  Yeah. Like what?
• 1:08:11
  Is that? What we're doing now at the
• 1:08:12
  Supreme Court is just let's make up hypothetical situations and
• 1:08:16
  just you tell us. Yeah, man, if you were, if you
• 1:08:19
  wanted to do animal balloons and some blind man wanted you to
• 1:08:23
  make him one, yeah, but you shouldn't have to do that.
• 1:08:25
  But this is not how the Supreme Court is supposed to be
• 1:08:27
  operating like They're unelected and.
• 1:08:31
  They're supposed to be like making like judgments on like
• 1:08:35
  constitutional and like shit and.
• 1:08:37
  See. But I think they're not
• 1:08:38
  supposed. To be like creating laws like
• 1:08:40
  that's the fucking legislators and you know spot and and the
• 1:08:45
  executive branch to sign off on it.
• 1:08:47
  The the they're they're like an activist court.
• 1:08:52
  Yeah, but I think that they really have their agenda.
• 1:08:55
  They're sticking to it, pushing through, just like the history
• 1:08:59
  books be damned. Because they're like whenever
• 1:09:01
  Jesus comes back, he'll rewrite all the history books about how
• 1:09:04
  our hard work brought him back. Or we will because we, you know,
• 1:09:08
  won. Like by we will, I mean them,
• 1:09:11
  you know, it's his story. But so the conclusion is, like I
• 1:09:20
  was saying, is like they have their jobs for life.
• 1:09:24
  So they don't need to be beholden to this shit.
• 1:09:26
  But now we're finding out that they are beholden because
• 1:09:29
  they're getting paid on the side by these like, fucking
• 1:09:32
  Republican conservative billionaires.
• 1:09:34
  So the reason why they're, like sticking to this hard right shit
• 1:09:37
  is because that's what their sugar daddies want them to do.
• 1:09:40
  Yeah. Oh, 100%.
• 1:09:42
  I know. And then like there's these
• 1:09:43
  polls out was like people distrust.
• 1:09:46
  This is the lowest trust that the Supreme Court's ever had.
• 1:09:50
  Like in this country. And it's like, yeah, no shit,
• 1:09:54
  cuz you put a bunch of fucking batshit crazy when Trump gets to
• 1:09:57
  pick three, a third of the Supreme Court justices, then we
• 1:10:01
  know you're have a problem. And they're not gonna back down.
• 1:10:07
  I know. Like, they're not.
• 1:10:09
  Like if if, let's say, the Democrats win again the next
• 1:10:12
  election cycle, they're not gonna like.
• 1:10:14
  Retire. They're going to hold on to that
• 1:10:16
  shit as long as they can. Until there's another
• 1:10:19
  Republican. Because they can.
• 1:10:20
  Until until another Republican can replace them with somebody
• 1:10:23
  to take that spot. I know.
• 1:10:25
  And that's another part where like Democrats, you know, lose
• 1:10:28
  again is they're not ruthless like that.
• 1:10:30
  Like where, like you know RBG should have retired.
• 1:10:38
  You know when there was a Democrat in office and instead
• 1:10:41
  she waited? She died when Trump was in
• 1:10:43
  office and got her seat swooped by the Republicans.
• 1:10:48
  Yeah. We got to be thinking
• 1:10:50
  strategically, not with our egos out here.
• 1:10:54
  Yeah, I mean, I don't disagree, but they just that's.
• 1:10:57
  You know that's two rulings. We talked about them having the
• 1:11:00
  ruling on the gerrymander district lines and all that
• 1:11:03
  which was which is good, which is for both the voting rights
• 1:11:06
  and. Threw us a bone.
• 1:11:09
  They threw us a bone before they decided to just like, suck that
• 1:11:13
  out of their. Hands and then also also cancel
• 1:11:16
  the student loan cancelled or the debt cancelled they they
• 1:11:20
  said they overruled that. Again.
• 1:11:24
  The why is the Supreme Court just like?
• 1:11:27
  No, you can't do that. Like, it's like, it's not really
• 1:11:30
  up to you, bitch. Unconstitutional.
• 1:11:33
  Yeah. What?
• 1:11:36
  Yeah. That's what.
• 1:11:37
  That's 40 million fucking people that thought that their student
• 1:11:41
  loans were being forgiven. Now I have to come up with the
• 1:11:45
  money. Yeah, no, no disagree.
• 1:11:48
  It's very fun. Including me, but I have like
• 1:11:52
  less than $4000 of debt. And I could have paid it off,
• 1:11:55
  but I just don't because the interest is so low.
• 1:11:57
  And I thought, and I always tell people, I'm like, don't pay off
• 1:12:01
  your student loans, they're going to get forgiven.
• 1:12:05
  And we had a shot, but it didn't happen.
• 1:12:09
  Yeah. All right, Final.
• 1:12:13
  So this is a follow up from something we discussed on.
• 1:12:16
  I didn't click on this link. Federal Drudge throws out
• 1:12:20
  lawsuit filed by Chess Star over cheating allegations in Saint
• 1:12:25
  Louis. A judge dismissed the lawsuit
• 1:12:27
  filed by 19 year old chess Grand Master who alleged his career
• 1:12:30
  was ruined by allegations that he had cheated.
• 1:12:33
  Last year, Hans Neiman sued former world champion in Magnus
• 1:12:37
  Carlson and online chess organization chess.com seeking
• 1:12:40
  100 million in damages in slander and libel.
• 1:12:46
  So this is like the guy that they thought had a vibrator up
• 1:12:49
  his ass during this. Guy Magnus Carlson is is like a
• 1:12:55
  savant, hasn't lost it forever and he lost to this Hans Nieman
• 1:12:58
  guy in a chess match and he was instantly accused of cheating.
• 1:13:04
  And the allegations that stemmed from it was there's theories
• 1:13:09
  about how he was cheating and the theory was that he had
• 1:13:12
  remote controlled vibrating anal beads.
• 1:13:15
  That would tell him. I mean, who does it?
• 1:13:17
  What chess moves to make which I don't?
• 1:13:20
  Understand cuz if he's the best then he you know, then he should
• 1:13:27
  know what to make. Like if somebody's telling him
• 1:13:30
  what move to make, why isn't that person playing?
• 1:13:32
  But maybe they're using a computer now that I think about
• 1:13:35
  it. And then, yeah, also came up for
• 1:13:39
  Nieman Chuck the chess roll by defeating Carlson at the.
• 1:13:44
  Sitting St. Queen.
• 1:13:47
  Why can't I say that? But this tournament in Saint
• 1:13:51
  Louis, ending Carlson's record of world record, unbeaten St.
• 1:13:55
  Carlson accused him of cheating and withdrew from the tournament
• 1:13:58
  altogether so that the allegations were made.
• 1:14:00
  The tournaments banned him, matches were cancelled.
• 1:14:03
  His reputation and reputable chess schools would not hire
• 1:14:06
  him. Lost.
• 1:14:07
  He contends that. Carlson, generally considered
• 1:14:10
  one of the greatest champion, greatest chess champions in the
• 1:14:13
  world, was trying to preserve his status as the king of chess
• 1:14:16
  and to complete a deal with chess.com to acquire play Magnus
• 1:14:21
  for nearly 83 million. Damn, he's about 83 million
• 1:14:25
  bucks to eat, you know? And this kid was fucking his day
• 1:14:28
  up. Think about this, the amount of
• 1:14:30
  help you would get like from cheating like that.
• 1:14:34
  Is that over? Does that overcome the amount of
• 1:14:36
  like, distress you're in because you have a fucking butt plugin
• 1:14:39
  that's vibrating in your ass for like 3 hours?
• 1:14:42
  That's wild. I could throw you off.
• 1:14:45
  Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:14:47
  So I'm saying. If it doesn't, you're real
• 1:14:49
  comfortable with that. That's it.
• 1:14:50
  He's like, I could beat you even with a butt plugin.
• 1:14:53
  That's what he's saying, A. Vibrating butt plug?
• 1:14:56
  Yeah, so there's that to be some Morse code.
• 1:14:58
  It sounds like a lot of effort. It is a lot of effort.
• 1:15:01
  Like what? Like?
• 1:15:02
  Two vibrations for right? Like 8 vibrations for queen.
• 1:15:07
  It's like, how is that working out?
• 1:15:09
  Dude? It's not, apparently.
• 1:15:14
  So they found him that he didn't cheat.
• 1:15:17
  Well, no. He sued the guy for accusing him
• 1:15:19
  of cheating. Right.
• 1:15:21
  And so he was trying to say like, hey, you can't say that I
• 1:15:23
  did that. You're telling everybody I got
• 1:15:25
  shit in my butt and it's and it's vibrating and that's how I
• 1:15:28
  beat you with my vibrating butt plug.
• 1:15:31
  And that's not true. So he tried to sue Magnus
• 1:15:33
  Carlson and he and he got the case got thrown out.
• 1:15:38
  Yeah, yeah. So the guy who who was accused
• 1:15:40
  of having the vibrating butt hole, he sued the guy who told
• 1:15:44
  everybody he sticks stuff up his butt.
• 1:15:47
  To winches. Yeah, to win, win, win chess.
• 1:15:49
  I mean, you're desperate. That was a desperate 19 year
• 1:15:52
  old. Like you really want to beat
• 1:15:53
  that guy. And then like.
• 1:15:55
  It worked. Last week, it was What was the
• 1:15:58
  weirdest rumor you've heard about yourself?
• 1:16:00
  That would be a weird that would be hard to outlive like oh.
• 1:16:04
  I don't. I don't think so because I.
• 1:16:06
  I was that butt guy. That's that butt vibrating.
• 1:16:08
  I would just play it like I'm so good.
• 1:16:11
  This is how good I am at chess. I'm so fucking good.
• 1:16:14
  That the best chess player in the world, allegedly, Until I
• 1:16:18
  whooped his ass and came up with a rumor that I had a vibrating
• 1:16:23
  anal plug in my butt while I played them and that's the only
• 1:16:26
  way I could beat them. That's how fucking good I am at
• 1:16:28
  chess. It's.
• 1:16:29
  A good approach? I know you got to reframe it and
• 1:16:34
  and for the record, I do like anal play so you could just
• 1:16:39
  throw that out there own it. Yeah, but I just we talked about
• 1:16:41
  this months ago and it's funny that it actually went to court
• 1:16:44
  and everything. Yeah, chess.com was happy the
• 1:16:48
  controversy which son the chess world was ending and are
• 1:16:50
  grateful that all parties can now focus on growing the game of
• 1:16:53
  chess. It was attorney said they plan
• 1:16:57
  to pursue libel and slander games in state court.
• 1:17:01
  So there he's not done taking them to court.
• 1:17:03
  He wants some of that play mag play magnus.com money.
• 1:17:07
  Yeah, chess.com has 84 mil to to drop.
• 1:17:10
  I didn't know that. I guess so.
• 1:17:12
  That's wild. But that's that sounds like a
• 1:17:16
  cry for help. It's like we'll just give all
• 1:17:19
  our money to Magnus. Just give it to Magnus, He'll
• 1:17:22
  save. Us.
• 1:17:23
  He'll save us and then and then the butt plug kit is like, I'm
• 1:17:28
  going to take all of that 85 plus.
• 1:17:30
  I'll take that, he said. I put.
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  Take that, take that, take that. You said I put a a large Jimmy
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  John's sandwich in my butt and it vibrated and that's how I
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  beat you so. With with peppercini's on it, so
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  my. Yeah, on fire with Jimmy
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  Peppers. Jimmy Peppers all up in my
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  colon. Jimmy Peppers.
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  All up in my sphincter, my digestive digestive tract.
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  No, gross. You got anything else we're
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  gonna? Call the anatomy is gross, OK?
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  We're calling it that. We're calling it.
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  That Well, no, I don't have anything else.
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  Oh, I thought I broke my thumb yesterday.
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  I slammed my own thumb in my car door and it closed on it, and
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  with the same hand that I was closing the door, slammed my
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  thumb and I'd use my other hand to get it out.
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  And I went to urgent care and it's not broken.
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  There you go. Yeah, I wasn't.
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  I didn't. I wasn't really thinking it was
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  broken. But it hurts so bad.
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  And I was like, it's going to continue to hurt and I'm going
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  to keep thinking like, well, did I break it?
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  So I just went to, like, get some check.
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  Yeah, double check. We're getting old.
• 1:18:40
  Gotta make sure. No, this is fucked up.
• 1:18:42
  I slammed my fucking thumb Like, doesn't matter if you're old.
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  Yeah, no, I did that once. My thumbs are young, you know,
• 1:18:49
  It hurt like very, very, very young soul.
• 1:18:53
  That shit hurts. I'm not going to lie, I've done
• 1:18:55
  that before. It's not fun.
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  It's blue. Now I know it's not cute, but
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  meditate, bitches. Yeah, meditate.
• 1:19:08
  He's been telling us that lately.
• 1:19:10
  We got to meditate. That's right.
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  Know your mind, bitch. Let's go.
• 1:19:16
  And God is in your third eye in a gland.
• 1:19:19
  What's it called again? Starts with a Pi, don't know
• 1:19:21
  what it's. Just a gland in the middle of
• 1:19:24
  your fucking skull. And go through the gland, find
• 1:19:27
  out what a lifetime supply is, make sure I'll just go anything
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  deep. Questions go through the gland
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  guys. That's right.
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  Well, you know, it's crazy week. Pay attention.
• 1:19:38
  Apparently there's coke heads running around the White House
• 1:19:40
  and we'll see what comes of that.
• 1:19:42
  And. But it's kind of what treading
• 1:19:45
  water on all this Trump shit. And there might be a bone.
• 1:19:48
  There should be a two episode drop.
• 1:19:50
  So. Two Episode Drive.
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  You're welcome. Exactly.
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  We missed last week, so yeah, yeah.
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• 1:20:26
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