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- 1:55Speaker 4: All righty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy
- 1:57Speaker 4: that podcast.
- 1:58Speaker 5: It is.
- 2:00Speaker 4: Month and we.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Are back with a belly full of fried garlic. Just
- 2:07Speaker 5: some going to Naya together, going to eat a slop
- 2:11Speaker 5: bowl and Canva Cava Canvas.
- 2:14Speaker 4: What's canvas the app?
- 2:16Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 2:16Speaker 4: What's the photo editing app?
- 2:18Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 2:18Speaker 1: We went to Canva for lunch. We put ourselves in
- 2:22Speaker 1: Sepia tone. But it's just to go like, have like
- 2:25Speaker 1: a hot garlic and then just be like, let's let's
- 2:27Speaker 1: talk for an hour.
- 2:28Speaker 6: Yeah, let's soil our microphones.
- 2:30Speaker 4: I didn't eat all mine, Okay, I went with the
- 2:32Speaker 4: smart rat. Well, you guys, I mean, I don't want
- 2:35Speaker 4: to put you guys on the last what We all went,
- 2:38Speaker 4: all of us, our three producers, us three. We all
- 2:41Speaker 4: went to cava. We all ate our bulls. I think
- 2:45Speaker 4: we all kind of like dabbled with our balls. We
- 2:47Speaker 4: didn't go too crazy on them. One ate the full
- 2:50Speaker 4: bowls and then you guys, I think both ate like
- 2:52Speaker 4: six cookies each.
- 2:55Speaker 6: Are you trying to shame me for finishing my food?
- 2:57Speaker 4: No, I'm shaming you guys for being like because they
- 3:00Speaker 4: are always like, oh my god, I'm so tired after
- 3:02Speaker 4: I eat lune. It's like, well, yeah, you're you're leaving
- 3:04Speaker 4: out the nine hundred calories of cookies that you took down.
- 3:07Speaker 6: I don't remember a time where I've ever said I'm
- 3:10Speaker 6: so tired from eating lunch.
- 3:12Speaker 4: Oh it's like you I don't need lunch guy, You're
- 3:17Speaker 4: just you're just literally said to Tyler when we were
- 3:21Speaker 4: in line, I was like this, why I don't eat
- 3:22Speaker 4: food during the day.
- 3:25Speaker 5: Because you get tired.
- 3:26Speaker 4: No, I've got plenty of energy. It's why I'm having
- 3:29Speaker 4: a phoenix right now.
- 3:30Speaker 5: Because you need energy, want more?
- 3:33Speaker 6: You do intermittent hunger strikes. Yeah, you know there's intermittent
- 3:37Speaker 6: fast thing. Yeah, I do it the wrong way.
- 3:40Speaker 5: Yeah, but what about what we did?
- 3:43Speaker 1: Like we went we got food as a group, and
- 3:45Speaker 1: then I went on a solo mission to bring us
- 3:47Speaker 1: back cookies and instead of what even francis.
- 3:52Speaker 5: Everybody's had cookies except for you?
- 3:54Speaker 4: Is that true? I own Mac hasn't. It's worse than drugs.
- 4:01Speaker 5: I know Mac is nibbling, he's at least catching his scent.
- 4:03Speaker 4: Well Mac doesn't eat sugar, he said, yeah, because.
- 4:05Speaker 5: He's trying to get jacked.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Like, what is your excuse trying to do a team
- 4:09Speaker 1: building like meal and then dessert.
- 4:12Speaker 4: To get I'm trying to get Jack as well.
- 4:14Speaker 5: You're not. You're not, though, Max in the fucking iron dome.
- 4:18Speaker 5: He's in the jungle.
- 4:21Speaker 6: What would make you happy?
- 4:24Speaker 4: Everything?
- 4:24Speaker 6: But I mean, the world.
- 4:26Speaker 5: What are you?
- 4:27Speaker 6: What's what's really gawing at you right now? For you
- 4:30Speaker 6: to attack us for eating lunch and then and then
- 4:35Speaker 6: cookies and providing.
- 4:36Speaker 4: Cookies, nothing is nothing is is feeling bad or anything.
- 4:41Speaker 4: I was really kind of just making fun of you
- 4:42Speaker 4: boys for your your midday cookies.
- 4:45Speaker 5: I had half of one cookie.
- 4:47Speaker 4: Nah, that's don't mine to yourself, liked hunt to me
- 4:50Speaker 4: and yourself.
- 4:51Speaker 5: I'm not.
- 4:51Speaker 4: You can lie to me all you want.
- 4:53Speaker 1: It's just these fantasy stories, this puff the magic dragon
- 4:56Speaker 1: story you want to tell about me eating.
- 4:58Speaker 4: Stacks of cookies you take down.
- 5:00Speaker 5: I had perfect restraint cookies. I had incredible restraint. I
- 5:04Speaker 5: had half of a seven.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Six for me, six for you.
- 5:09Speaker 1: And even if I had had more cookies, which I didn't,
- 5:13Speaker 1: in what world is this not America where I could
- 5:16Speaker 1: just indulge to my own extent without being like, without
- 5:19Speaker 1: having your watchful.
- 5:21Speaker 4: I'm talking about being tired.
- 5:24Speaker 5: No, I'm not. You're talking about that.
- 5:26Speaker 4: We're talking about being tired and eating. What are you
- 5:28Speaker 4: saying without powering home the garlic and the chicken, but
- 5:33Speaker 4: you're leaving out the cookies.
- 5:35Speaker 6: Stay tired though.
- 5:36Speaker 5: I didn't stay tired, you said, getting there.
- 5:38Speaker 4: I think you just lay tired over everything I lay.
- 5:41Speaker 4: I connect you too with food and being tired. You
- 5:44Speaker 4: see the world through half mass. Food affects you, guys
- 5:47Speaker 4: like I've never seen like it affects me in a
- 5:50Speaker 4: way it does. Yeah, Francis, I'm hungry all the time.
- 5:54Speaker 4: But don't you eat. You eat a bite of red
- 5:56Speaker 4: meat and you're you're running for the hills. Well, pele vomit.
- 6:00Speaker 6: It's not a bite of red meat, that's three flanks
- 6:03Speaker 6: of zebra. You know. I overeat, I binge and then
- 6:08Speaker 6: I have problems. But dude, by the way, again, yeah,
- 6:12Speaker 6: my relationship with food isn't perfect. But I really feel
- 6:16Speaker 6: like this is something projection you're having. You have forever.
- 6:20Speaker 4: Issue feel amazing. I feel like a thousand dollars.
- 6:24Speaker 6: You talk about having diarrhea the way that like someone
- 6:27Speaker 6: living in malaria riddled Africa.
- 6:29Speaker 4: I don't have diarrhea anymore. I had been taking fiber gummies,
- 6:33Speaker 4: so now I just have solid poops. But there's a
- 6:35Speaker 4: lot of them, like six a day.
- 6:38Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:39Speaker 1: You poop like a toddler who's had too much milk. Yeah,
- 6:41Speaker 1: pretty much, poop like a fucking bag of marbles every day.
- 6:45Speaker 4: The little phoenix can't take care of.
- 6:49Speaker 6: So Doug Baldwin, the comedian, he's the guy that wears
- 6:53Speaker 6: the little tiny glasses and talks about shadow for us. Yeah,
- 6:56Speaker 6: you've seen this guy, I think so he's the funniest
- 6:58Speaker 6: guy on the internet right now.
- 6:59Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 7:00Speaker 6: I look up anywhere's the black beret the red shirt?
- 7:04Speaker 5: Are you sure he's not the receiver from the Seahawks?
- 7:08Speaker 6: Yep.
- 7:10Speaker 4: I was thinking of Doug Baldwin on because.
- 7:13Speaker 5: Look I just looked up Doug Baldwin and look who
- 7:15Speaker 5: comes up.
- 7:15Speaker 6: Yeah, well you'd have to add Doug bald guy comedian.
- 7:20Speaker 6: This guy is the funniest guy on the internet.
- 7:22Speaker 5: Right. Oh, I have seen this brother.
- 7:24Speaker 6: This guy kills me so fucking hard every time, every clip.
- 7:28Speaker 6: And he talks a lot about utable pal syndrome.
- 7:31Speaker 4: Oh he has it too. Brother's got a beret that's
- 7:35Speaker 4: a sick hat, sick glasses. Jack Harlowe, Yeah, what's going
- 7:40Speaker 4: on with? What's going on?
- 7:42Speaker 5: He spend some time alone with you, you know, he's
- 7:45Speaker 5: what do you mean, what's going on with them? He's
- 7:47Speaker 5: riding around city biking making music.
- 7:50Speaker 4: I feel like every time I see him now, it's
- 7:52Speaker 4: just him like walking down the street looking real swaggy
- 7:55Speaker 4: and looking like a soul brother.
- 8:00Speaker 5: He's ascended into sole brotherdom.
- 8:02Speaker 4: But I've never seen that. I've never seen someone announce
- 8:04Speaker 4: that they're like transitioning into soul like that, like he made.
- 8:07Speaker 4: It was like a statement.
- 8:08Speaker 5: People transition all the time.
- 8:09Speaker 1: I think that he just was leaving behind some of
- 8:12Speaker 1: the aesthetics that were traditionally coupled with being a white rapper.
- 8:16Speaker 4: Makes sense.
- 8:16Speaker 5: It was a soul brother.
- 8:17Speaker 4: I was a soul brother.
- 8:18Speaker 5: What's this brother? Baldwin on? Is he on the same
- 8:20Speaker 5: type of shit as Harlow?
- 8:22Speaker 6: No?
- 8:23Speaker 5: Can we click?
- 8:24Speaker 6: He's incredibly funny.
- 8:25Speaker 5: Oh, he can't listen.
- 8:26Speaker 6: Can't listen?
- 8:27Speaker 1: Is there any Is there any physicality to his humor
- 8:29Speaker 1: that I might appreciate just by seeing him.
- 8:31Speaker 6: He speaks in this funny voice, and he kind of
- 8:35Speaker 6: I don't even really know how to He's very original.
- 8:37Speaker 6: I don't know how to describe it. Kind of plays
- 8:39Speaker 6: up this like hyper masculine Special Forces character, but it's preposterous.
- 8:48Speaker 5: He's a response to the manisphere.
- 8:50Speaker 6: I'm quite surprised that neither of you two has heard
- 8:54Speaker 6: of this guy.
- 8:54Speaker 4: I told you I've been bricked.
- 8:56Speaker 6: Did you hear how I used? Has there?
- 8:59Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 8:59Speaker 6: Do you know why I did that?
- 9:00Speaker 4: It's correct?
- 9:01Speaker 5: Neither of you has. Why is that because it's uh,
- 9:05Speaker 5: both of you guys.
- 9:06Speaker 6: No. Neither means you have to assign each subject as
- 9:10Speaker 6: a singular. So neither has neither you nor you have,
- 9:17Speaker 6: but it's it's uh, yeah, does that make you.
- 9:19Speaker 4: Stand now around?
- 9:20Speaker 5: Now? I seem to be now, I seem to be
- 9:22Speaker 5: getting it.
- 9:23Speaker 4: That's how I would use can you re explain it to?
- 9:25Speaker 4: And just different since you know it already, he just
- 9:27Speaker 4: has explained. It's the subject agreement. A lot of people
- 9:34Speaker 4: think neither is plural, but.
- 9:35Speaker 6: It's uh, it evaluates a singular multiple singular subjects.
- 9:39Speaker 5: Yeah, how do you keep that sharp? How do you
- 9:41Speaker 5: keep that muscle working?
- 9:43Speaker 6: That's reading?
- 9:43Speaker 4: That was almost like like a puzzle.
- 9:46Speaker 6: It's fun. I get off to this stuff. I know
- 9:48Speaker 6: nobody else does, but it's fine.
- 9:50Speaker 3: I like it.
- 9:50Speaker 6: I like it, I like I like grammar, and I
- 9:52Speaker 6: like English a lot.
- 9:54Speaker 5: Great language is so much better than French.
- 9:56Speaker 6: Sure is sure Is?
- 9:58Speaker 4: Would you say? You say, is English the hardest language?
- 10:01Speaker 6: No?
- 10:02Speaker 4: What is it? Mandarin?
- 10:03Speaker 6: I don't know what it is, but I think like
- 10:05Speaker 6: Persian's really hard to learn it.
- 10:07Speaker 5: Farsi?
- 10:07Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry, that's what I meant to say, Arsi Farsi, yeah,
- 10:13Speaker 6: very very hard.
- 10:14Speaker 5: Arabic.
- 10:14Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's languages that are in dialects that tried
- 10:19Speaker 4: Arabic for like a day. How did you try do
- 10:22Speaker 4: a linga. Sh it was hard. Didn't even make sense.
- 10:26Speaker 4: Which one Arabic, yeah, Farsi.
- 10:29Speaker 6: The problem too with Arabic is that there's so many
- 10:31Speaker 6: different dialects of it. So like you can, most people
- 10:34Speaker 6: will learn the Egyptian standard that's kind of the like
- 10:37Speaker 6: basic one. But I think that even if you're speaking
- 10:41Speaker 6: like Arabic in Morocco, which is only a couple of countries.
- 10:44Speaker 4: Over, it's completely different, very hard to Yeah.
- 10:47Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you do a couple do a lingo lessons
- 10:50Speaker 1: of it, and the coffee table starts levitating.
- 10:55Speaker 4: It was really difficult. It's a lot of oohs and ahs.
- 10:59Speaker 4: There's a whole first day it was just ooh ah oh,
- 11:05Speaker 4: I swear for like thirty minutes. Really yeah, and then
- 11:08Speaker 4: I was like, I don't think I'm gonna get anywhere
- 11:10Speaker 4: with this for trying.
- 11:12Speaker 6: That's cool.
- 11:12Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was gonna because I thought it
- 11:13Speaker 4: would be a really funny bit to show up to
- 11:15Speaker 4: the podcast one day and be able to speak fluent Arabit.
- 11:18Speaker 4: That is a good bit. And I think this is
- 11:21Speaker 4: when I was talking about becoming Arabic or becoming a Muslim.
- 11:27Speaker 5: Becoming Arabic is even funnier though.
- 11:29Speaker 4: Yeah, becoming a Muslim.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's there is there is strength in
- 11:34Speaker 1: becoming a Muslim man.
- 11:35Speaker 5: Of course I met Doug Baldwin probably has some Muslim roots.
- 11:38Speaker 6: What where did that? When did that happen?
- 11:40Speaker 4: This was a while back. Uh huh, I forget what
- 11:42Speaker 4: it was. It's a funny bit that I was doing.
- 11:45Speaker 6: I was away for whatever two weeks and then I'm
- 11:48Speaker 6: back for an hour. I really missed talking to you
- 11:53Speaker 6: guys totally. And then you attacked us about lunch and
- 11:56Speaker 6: I was like, oh now I remember what this is.
- 11:59Speaker 6: Actually like, it was.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Just a basis attack. He's like, you guys are always tired.
- 12:04Speaker 1: When in my life have I I have a high
- 12:06Speaker 1: energy individual.
- 12:06Speaker 6: The only time I've ever seen you tired, Roan was
- 12:09Speaker 6: right after you had twins. Yeah, and I was surprised
- 12:13Speaker 6: you weren't more tired.
- 12:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm high energy, pandering, pandering, entering, complimenting, pandering.
- 12:21Speaker 5: He's tireless, spending spend an hour, that's the.
- 12:25Speaker 4: Proper usage, and tireless as well. Yeah. Oh yeah, I
- 12:30Speaker 4: was just you're just being nasty.
- 12:32Speaker 1: You're just being nasty because you wanted the sugar and
- 12:35Speaker 1: your body can't proselytize it.
- 12:37Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, I can't.
- 12:38Speaker 1: You're probably fucking feending for the sugar. You got a
- 12:41Speaker 1: little dribble of drool on the side of your mouth.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Those you're fucking jealous of our sugar.
- 12:45Speaker 4: I do love cookie. I don't like that style. I
- 12:47Speaker 4: don't like those new modern cookies though. I like a
- 12:49Speaker 4: traditional wrapped in plastic. I want to chocolate chip cookie.
- 12:52Speaker 4: I don't want a piece of cake.
- 12:53Speaker 5: I don't talk about you want to chips ahoy?
- 12:57Speaker 4: In no world would I have ever? That would have
- 12:59Speaker 4: been my last oop would be chips A hoy.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Chips A hoy is like the classic rock hard you
- 13:03Speaker 1: flick it in, it crumbles.
- 13:05Speaker 4: Who would want that?
- 13:06Speaker 5: Chips a hoy sells well crows.
- 13:11Speaker 4: I'm talking about a homemade chocolate chip.
- 13:13Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what this is.
- 13:14Speaker 5: No.
- 13:15Speaker 4: Yeah, when you made homemade chocolate chips, they were this thick.
- 13:18Speaker 6: I was never good enough to know how to do that.
- 13:21Speaker 6: I always wanted to.
- 13:22Speaker 4: It's six cookies stacked on top of each other, smushed
- 13:25Speaker 4: it down into one.
- 13:26Speaker 6: The thing is that you're peckish. You don't eat huge
- 13:29Speaker 6: quantities of food.
- 13:30Speaker 4: I do, just not in the hours that you have
- 13:32Speaker 4: every meal for you as Yeah. Now, yes, during the day.
- 13:36Speaker 5: You exclusively have grilled dinner.
- 13:38Speaker 4: Grilled dinner for the bowl was delicious, Yeah, phenomenal.
- 13:42Speaker 5: I didn't know there was ava, Right, you're just gonna
- 13:46Speaker 5: be picking at it for a fucking week.
- 13:48Speaker 4: I threw mine away. I finished it.
- 13:50Speaker 5: What your guy's stance.
- 13:51Speaker 4: I didn't really go too crazy on my super greens though,
- 13:53Speaker 4: unfortunately tried to be like Francis.
- 13:56Speaker 6: You didn't eat the greens.
- 13:57Speaker 4: The super greens weren't terrible, but they weren't There wasn't
- 14:00Speaker 4: a lot of them. I was like, I feel like
- 14:03Speaker 4: this amount of greens is almost like the equivalent of
- 14:05Speaker 4: having none.
- 14:07Speaker 1: You got the orange sauce. They put the orange sauce
- 14:10Speaker 1: on Tyler's too. I thought that someone was about to
- 14:12Speaker 1: get shot.
- 14:15Speaker 6: Threw well, they threw away the whole bowl, and I
- 14:17Speaker 6: was trying to stop them. I was like, look, I'll
- 14:19Speaker 6: just take that one and you make it the rest
- 14:21Speaker 6: of the way, and they just threw it out.
- 14:23Speaker 4: Oh I didn't see that. They threw out your whole bowl.
- 14:25Speaker 6: No, they threw out the whole all of Tyler's bowl
- 14:28Speaker 6: they had made. They'd put his arugula in and his rice,
- 14:31Speaker 6: and then they did one tiny little scoop of the
- 14:33Speaker 6: orange hummus. Yeah, And the guy was like, no, it
- 14:36Speaker 6: was meant for this one. And he was like, I guess,
- 14:39Speaker 6: I guess this is irrecoverable.
- 14:42Speaker 5: He threw it against the wall like Gordon ramsay, Yeah,
- 14:45Speaker 5: like a smash.
- 14:46Speaker 4: I guess this.
- 14:47Speaker 6: You know, six hundred calories that we've done in ten
- 14:50Speaker 6: seconds should be deleted from.
- 14:53Speaker 1: The this ten cents worth of rice and five cents
- 14:56Speaker 1: worth of arugulo that we're going to sell for seventeen dollars.
- 14:59Speaker 6: There's literally homeless people like with their hands against the
- 15:02Speaker 6: glass of the fucking door being like.
- 15:04Speaker 4: Please, yeah, they don't give as, we'll take them.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Did you see the one homeless brother that's uh he
- 15:11Speaker 1: sits posted up on the newsstand, older guy with like
- 15:14Speaker 1: kind of a slick mullet.
- 15:16Speaker 5: He was pulling a sick move.
- 15:17Speaker 1: He had two trays of peanuts that he had obviously
- 15:21Speaker 1: gotten from five guys, and he was just.
- 15:24Speaker 5: Notching on the free peanuts from five guys.
- 15:26Speaker 4: That's a pro movie, homeless, that's a pro play.
- 15:29Speaker 6: Did not know that five guys had peanuts?
- 15:31Speaker 4: Really, that's like their big thing. Yeah, you go in
- 15:35Speaker 4: and you snack on peanuts while you wait. Yeah, free,
- 15:37Speaker 4: they're just sitting around. They're just like a big thing.
- 15:39Speaker 5: Of like so many elephants.
- 15:41Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like a big they'll be like crates with
- 15:44Speaker 4: like peanuts in them on hay.
- 15:47Speaker 5: Yeah, there's like a circus floor and you can just
- 15:51Speaker 5: crack them at your table and just eat them. You
- 15:54Speaker 5: never set foot in the five guys, honestly not.
- 15:56Speaker 4: It's pretty good. It's actually you You would expect it
- 15:59Speaker 4: to be bad, but then you notice yourselfie and a
- 16:02Speaker 4: lot more peanuts than you thought you were gonna need.
- 16:05Speaker 5: I have to crack them five guys in ten years though.
- 16:08Speaker 4: That's like I got out of the hospital.
- 16:10Speaker 1: If I eat that, that is that's like having twins.
- 16:13Speaker 5: I will make you tired. Yeah, there's no doubt in
- 16:15Speaker 5: my mind.
- 16:17Speaker 1: I took the twins to uh sesame place this weekend.
- 16:21Speaker 5: Hell do you know what sesame place is?
- 16:23Speaker 4: Somewhere that street? Where's that Chinatown?
- 16:27Speaker 1: Yeah, they're the best sesame chicken. It's like Disney World,
- 16:30Speaker 1: but with sesame Street characters. In Pennsylvania.
- 16:34Speaker 5: Oh nice, absolutely lovely.
- 16:35Speaker 6: But that's not where they filmed it. They filmed it
- 16:37Speaker 6: in Pittsburgh, right, No, that's mister Rogers.
- 16:39Speaker 5: Yeah, sesame place.
- 16:40Speaker 4: I think Pennsylvania. Brother, what Pittsburgh's in Pennsylvania.
- 16:46Speaker 6: I don't think he went to Pittsburgh.
- 16:48Speaker 4: You never know.
- 16:49Speaker 6: You know what, I'm going to give you that I
- 16:51Speaker 6: did not do that quickly enough.
- 16:53Speaker 4: All good, All good.
- 16:56Speaker 1: But obviously my knee is fucked up, and I'm walking
- 16:59Speaker 1: around with this and and uh.
- 17:00Speaker 4: Looking like Lebron I was gonna reply to I saw
- 17:04Speaker 4: a story of you with that. I was like, I know,
- 17:06Speaker 4: you feel like you're walking around walking out of the
- 17:08Speaker 4: tunnel with that thing.
- 17:09Speaker 5: On play like a champion sign.
- 17:15Speaker 1: But I was walking around, obviously with this on in
- 17:17Speaker 1: the park, and I mean, it is a trope to
- 17:20Speaker 1: be a fucking middle aged dude with this fucking shit
- 17:23Speaker 1: on your leg.
- 17:24Speaker 5: You're like a Disney adult.
- 17:25Speaker 1: But I saw a dude with a full prosthetic leg
- 17:30Speaker 1: and he had a timble and boot on the end
- 17:32Speaker 1: of it, and I walked up to it and I
- 17:34Speaker 1: like tapped on it, and I was like, don't worry.
- 17:36Speaker 5: Brother, it gets better.
- 17:40Speaker 1: I was like, we've all been there, brother, keep your
- 17:43Speaker 1: head up, hey man, same boat on.
- 17:46Speaker 5: The same boat, as you brother saw you saw a video.
- 17:50Speaker 5: Did you see the video of me going down the slide?
- 17:52Speaker 1: No?
- 17:52Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 17:53Speaker 1: My wife was in the video of me going down
- 17:55Speaker 1: down the slide like the kids were just in the stroller,
- 17:58Speaker 1: and I went down the slide and she was like,
- 18:00Speaker 1: you want to wear your your shirt when you go down?
- 18:02Speaker 1: And I was like, no, what are you talking about.
- 18:03Speaker 1: It's like a water park. She was like, I'm going
- 18:05Speaker 1: to be taking a video.
- 18:09Speaker 6: Like that, so fuck, oh man, that's funny.
- 18:18Speaker 4: That's funny.
- 18:20Speaker 5: Yeah, like, no, you're gonna want to wear a shirt.
- 18:23Speaker 5: I'm going to be putting this online.
- 18:24Speaker 4: So you have to go. You got soaked.
- 18:26Speaker 1: I got I mean I had a sweatshirt on over
- 18:28Speaker 1: it because it was a bomby sixty one degrees.
- 18:31Speaker 5: So I just rocked the sweatshirt the rest of.
- 18:33Speaker 1: The time in the water. No, No, I walk rocked
- 18:35Speaker 1: the shirt. It got wet, and then I only kept
- 18:38Speaker 1: the sweatshirt.
- 18:38Speaker 4: Say it's like, sounds like that sounds worse.
- 18:41Speaker 5: It was a heavy ass shirt.
- 18:43Speaker 4: Yeah, so I wore the sweatshirt instead.
- 18:46Speaker 5: She said, she's gonna be to save me. A twelve
- 18:51Speaker 5: year old lifeguard had to save me cut.
- 18:54Speaker 4: The sweatshirt off of.
- 18:57Speaker 5: The Jaws of Life are ripping a sweatshirt off. But
- 19:00Speaker 5: my one buddy who I went with, he bought it.
- 19:02Speaker 1: He brought a half gallon jug of spicy margarita, mix
- 19:08Speaker 1: of spicy margarita.
- 19:09Speaker 5: So we were just bombed.
- 19:11Speaker 4: They place that sounds awesome.
- 19:15Speaker 5: It was awesome. It was an absolute blast. Yeah. The
- 19:20Speaker 5: water slide is just one. There's a couple.
- 19:23Speaker 1: There's a Connery ride down on the on the body,
- 19:26Speaker 1: or you ride in the tube.
- 19:28Speaker 4: The tube one scare me. I feel like I don't
- 19:30Speaker 4: have enough control.
- 19:31Speaker 6: Was there a log flume there?
- 19:32Speaker 1: I think there was, but I don't think. We didn't
- 19:35Speaker 1: have the magic queue to pass every line.
- 19:38Speaker 5: Oh yeah, thirty bucks. I wasn't willing to spend.
- 19:43Speaker 6: There was a great Malcolm in the Middle episode where
- 19:46Speaker 6: they all went to a water park and I remember,
- 19:49Speaker 6: I think it was Malcolm who gets to the top
- 19:51Speaker 6: of the water side. There's like a four hundred kid line. Yeah,
- 19:54Speaker 6: and he gets all the way to the front and
- 19:56Speaker 6: then he gets scared and walks back down and it's
- 20:00Speaker 6: this horrible walk of shame past all these people judging
- 20:02Speaker 6: you for being too afraid to go down the water slide.
- 20:05Speaker 6: And I was thinking about that because when I got
- 20:08Speaker 6: off the plane from Ireland at JFK, I had left
- 20:12Speaker 6: my duty free purchases on the plane. So I got
- 20:16Speaker 6: all the way off the plane and then I walked
- 20:19Speaker 6: all the way up that sort of winding glass walkway. No,
- 20:26Speaker 6: this was that JFK. Yeah, and I got all the
- 20:34Speaker 6: way to the end of the walkway before I realized
- 20:39Speaker 6: I had forgotten something. So I had to walk back
- 20:42Speaker 6: against the tide of people, all of whom are looking
- 20:46Speaker 6: at me being like, you forget something, You forget something,
- 20:48Speaker 6: You forget.
- 20:49Speaker 4: Something, because you know what were you flying up front? No,
- 20:52Speaker 4: I didn't have Delta one. I had a premium comfort,
- 20:58Speaker 4: which was pretty nice, even though you're like, then, I
- 21:00Speaker 4: just like half the reason that you paid us it
- 21:03Speaker 4: up front just went out the door.
- 21:04Speaker 6: Well there you go. Yeah, but there's that interesting thing
- 21:07Speaker 6: where they won't let you back on the plane after
- 21:09Speaker 6: you've been a few boarded.
- 21:11Speaker 4: They I'll let you back on her, they have to
- 21:13Speaker 4: have to wait till everyone gets offered.
- 21:14Speaker 6: No, even then, they wouldn't let you get a safety thing.
- 21:16Speaker 6: So they got they went and found it. Yeah, and
- 21:19Speaker 6: then the woman was very coy about it. She was like,
- 21:23Speaker 6: what was it? Just hiding it behind her back?
- 21:26Speaker 4: Oh, I hate when they do that. You know what
- 21:28Speaker 4: it is?
- 21:28Speaker 6: I'm like, it's a bottle of cologne?
- 21:30Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, what did you get, tom Ford?
- 21:35Speaker 6: Oh? I don't know what it was exactly. Well, I
- 21:42Speaker 6: don't remember the name of it. It wasn't one of
- 21:44Speaker 6: their more it was one of their newer ones. I
- 21:46Speaker 6: just had some leftover euros that I had to get
- 21:48Speaker 6: rid of.
- 21:48Speaker 5: Ye, that's nice.
- 21:50Speaker 4: So did you get out of the airport?
- 21:51Speaker 6: I got that at the Dublin airport.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about mountain do. Let's take a second
- 21:56Speaker 1: and talk about our good friends over at mountain dew.
- 22:00Speaker 6: An ice cold mountain dew recently, and I poured it
- 22:03Speaker 6: over some ice because I was back in America where
- 22:06Speaker 6: we put soda on ice, and that first sip brought
- 22:09Speaker 6: me straight back to my childhood and made me ready
- 22:12Speaker 6: to go seize the world by the horns and jump
- 22:16Speaker 6: off a cliff into some ocean.
- 22:18Speaker 1: I was just in Philly on Friday and I had
- 22:21Speaker 1: a ice cold can of mountain dew that I damn
- 22:24Speaker 1: near choggd because it was so good. I just demolished it.
- 22:29Speaker 1: It was so tasty, so crisp. I honestly had forgotten
- 22:33Speaker 1: how good mountain dew is. But nothing goes better than
- 22:36Speaker 1: with a little summer, then a little bit of mountain dew,
- 22:40Speaker 1: hanging with your friends.
- 22:41Speaker 5: The refreshing citrus kick.
- 22:43Speaker 6: It's the kick.
- 22:45Speaker 5: Mountain dew. Proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Enjoy
- 22:49Speaker 5: the refreshing citrus kick of mountain dew, an American original
- 22:53Speaker 5: grab a dew, tasting great since forty eight mm.
- 22:57Speaker 4: Love that annoyingly.
- 22:59Speaker 6: When I was in Paris, I wanted to bring some
- 23:02Speaker 6: cigars from Paris over to Ireland.
- 23:05Speaker 4: You have to ship them, I think, No, No, you don't.
- 23:08Speaker 4: Who said it? Who said that? I thought you had.
- 23:17Speaker 4: I thought when you bought something of the duty free
- 23:19Speaker 4: they made you ship it.
- 23:23Speaker 5: Definitely said that someone. I'm saying that recently, someone told
- 23:27Speaker 5: me that.
- 23:27Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 23:30Speaker 6: No one said that, wow, really good, really good there,
- 23:34Speaker 6: that was excellent.
- 23:35Speaker 4: I swear I thought I heard that, thought I heard.
- 23:36Speaker 3: No.
- 23:37Speaker 5: No, it's been going around that.
- 23:39Speaker 4: When you buy like the fucking comically large Jack Daniel's handle,
- 23:43Speaker 4: they make it, Yeah, but.
- 23:44Speaker 6: They put it in a sealed bag. You're not allowed
- 23:46Speaker 6: to open it until you get to your destination.
- 23:48Speaker 1: You're thinking of the rug that he bought in Morocco
- 23:51Speaker 1: that he had to ship.
- 23:52Speaker 4: That's what you're thinking a year and a half ago.
- 23:54Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're remembering his last trip to Africa, it
- 23:59Speaker 5: was I was. I was.
- 24:00Speaker 6: I had this great young guy who was helping me
- 24:03Speaker 6: walked me into the cavern of cigars at Charles de
- 24:06Speaker 6: Gaull and you know, he was like, these are my passion.
- 24:09Speaker 6: He's walking me through all these things and I'm thinking,
- 24:11Speaker 6: I'm gonna get it.
- 24:12Speaker 4: You know, it's just a few.
- 24:13Speaker 6: Cigars for the boys when we get to Ireland to
- 24:15Speaker 6: be srik after around and they're Cubans. You know.
- 24:18Speaker 4: I guess you can buy Cubans now here. I don't
- 24:21Speaker 4: I think you can, right, I don't know. I feel
- 24:24Speaker 4: like that's the thing. Someone said that, Someone said that somewhere,
- 24:27Speaker 4: but find someone that said that.
- 24:28Speaker 6: Yeah, the someone, Yeah, there would be someone out there,
- 24:33Speaker 6: but Cohebas right. I remember buying Coheba's cigars when I
- 24:38Speaker 6: was in high school. I was coming back from Canada
- 24:40Speaker 6: and I bought like a pack of ten of them,
- 24:43Speaker 6: which at that time I wouldn't have been able to
- 24:45Speaker 6: afford more than a fifty dollars one hundred dollars at
- 24:49Speaker 6: most box of cigars. Yeah whatever, dude, they're like seven
- 24:55Speaker 6: times more expensive now.
- 24:58Speaker 4: Than they were then. You know, the cohebas, the true cohibas.
- 25:01Speaker 4: Do you think it's because you were at the airport.
- 25:04Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know, maybe, but like my point is,
- 25:08Speaker 6: I was like, okay, I'm not getting cohebos. I'm gonna
- 25:10Speaker 6: get this other type right swit just figured it out
- 25:12Speaker 6: the ones.
- 25:13Speaker 1: Yeah you black and mild Dominican cigars.
- 25:19Speaker 6: No, I we got. I got the kind and we
- 25:21Speaker 6: get all set. And he's like, okay, so where are
- 25:24Speaker 6: you flying to? Cause it was he's like with the
- 25:26Speaker 6: duty free you'll save twenty whatever, like yeah, great, great,
- 25:30Speaker 6: great yeah, and I'm like, oh, I'm flying to Ireland.
- 25:32Speaker 6: He goes, oh, okay, well you won't get the duty
- 25:34Speaker 6: free price because that's still part of Europe. And I
- 25:38Speaker 6: was like, well then I don't want them, and I
- 25:41Speaker 6: walked out.
- 25:42Speaker 4: Yeah damn.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Could you have told him you're eventually going to America,
- 25:46Speaker 1: you're stopping in Ireland or like.
- 25:48Speaker 6: No, because they check your boarding pass when you buy
- 25:51Speaker 6: them to ensure that you're not shit.
- 25:53Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't lie.
- 25:55Speaker 1: You can't commit a little bit of fraud on the
- 25:56Speaker 1: way out of out of Perry. If not, I mean,
- 25:59Speaker 1: that's what abag Nail did. I don't know why you can't.
- 26:01Speaker 1: There you go, that's fucking infuriating.
- 26:04Speaker 4: I felt bad for this kid. He was so excited.
- 26:07Speaker 5: Probably got a commission.
- 26:08Speaker 6: Well maybe, but so yeah, I didn't. I didn't bring
- 26:12Speaker 6: any cigars over because it just couldn't justify buying at
- 26:15Speaker 6: the duty freeted goods.
- 26:19Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't be paying the duty full goods. Also,
- 26:22Speaker 4: at that point, it's like, well, they're probably gonna have
- 26:24Speaker 4: cigar the same cigars in Ireland.
- 26:25Speaker 6: Then well then at Ireland Ireland Airport, the duty free
- 26:29Speaker 6: did not have Cuban cigars. And he made that point,
- 26:32Speaker 6: he was like, you're not gonna be able to buy
- 26:33Speaker 6: these in Ireland because I was like, I'm going to
- 26:35Speaker 6: buy them once I'm going home to America to get
- 26:37Speaker 6: the duty free and he's like, they won't. You won't
- 26:39Speaker 6: find them in Ireland. He's right, that sucks. It's too bad.
- 26:43Speaker 1: That's crazy that they have what's Cuba and France got
- 26:46Speaker 1: going on.
- 26:48Speaker 4: The Cuban missile crisis. They're pointed at France.
- 26:51Speaker 5: Now, fucking the torpedoes.
- 26:56Speaker 4: Last year when we went to Wyoming and my friends
- 26:58Speaker 4: uh oh went some and he got no, I don't
- 27:02Speaker 4: think they were Cuban cigars. They might have been. There
- 27:05Speaker 4: were some rare cigar but they were thin. Then they
- 27:08Speaker 4: were small. They were like a little bit bigger than
- 27:10Speaker 4: like a cigarillo. And we left him at the hotel
- 27:13Speaker 4: before we even went fishing blunts. Yeah, essentially you were
- 27:17Speaker 4: smoking bunts. No, because they weren't. We weren't smoking.
- 27:20Speaker 5: Weed, so unstuffed blunts cigars, but you're saying cigarillo sized.
- 27:27Speaker 4: They were like mini cigars cigarios.
- 27:31Speaker 1: That's what literally what a cigarillo is a mini cigar.
- 27:35Speaker 4: Yeah, but they were like not like I don't know
- 27:37Speaker 4: how to explain it.
- 27:38Speaker 6: Bo's been texted me a lot.
- 27:39Speaker 4: Yeah, he told me, I don't like that what you saying.
- 27:41Speaker 4: I'm gonna go out and all them here.
- 27:42Speaker 6: I'm sad. I don't.
- 27:45Speaker 5: What's he trying to get out of you?
- 27:46Speaker 4: Like book recommendations and shit, that's right, he's texting you
- 27:50Speaker 4: to tell you what he's texting me. No, he told me,
- 27:53Speaker 4: he asked you for book recommendations, and then you sent
- 27:56Speaker 4: them and he said that he'd already read almost all
- 27:57Speaker 4: of them.
- 27:58Speaker 6: Yeah, so then he's just bragging.
- 28:00Speaker 4: Yeah what is he?
- 28:01Speaker 5: What? What books? What was he looking for? What you
- 28:04Speaker 5: tell him to read?
- 28:05Speaker 6: No, I'm kidding. I love talking about I really do.
- 28:08Speaker 6: He's one of my good friends. I would probably almost
- 28:12Speaker 6: go to say that, like I might be better friends with
- 28:14Speaker 6: him than I am with you.
- 28:15Speaker 4: Yeah, you might be better friends than I am with him.
- 28:18Speaker 6: No, that's not true.
- 28:20Speaker 5: Triangle of sadness. You guys all cut each other out.
- 28:22Speaker 5: It's crazy, it's fucking brutal. What uh what'd you tell
- 28:26Speaker 5: him to read?
- 28:27Speaker 6: I feel bad for saying that. I take it back.
- 28:29Speaker 6: You're a better friend than both.
- 28:32Speaker 4: I mean, what was he asking for? He's always doing this,
- 28:36Speaker 4: he was asking, what do you mean? He's always every
- 28:40Speaker 4: every time I've like met somebody or like know someone,
- 28:43Speaker 4: all of a sudden he's reaching out to them and
- 28:45Speaker 4: and doesn't tell me. And I'm like, why are you
- 28:47Speaker 4: what are you doing? Why are getting up like my
- 28:53Speaker 4: friends in like college, being like you have any music
- 28:56Speaker 4: that I should listen to? Like, bro, you don't know
- 28:59Speaker 4: this person?
- 29:05Speaker 5: Just hermit crabbing into someone's done it forever, He's done
- 29:08Speaker 5: it my entire life.
- 29:10Speaker 4: Show why why that's I like it.
- 29:13Speaker 5: He's bonding even social climbing, trying to He's just like
- 29:17Speaker 5: trying to spread his like his web.
- 29:20Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no like, there's no like deeper purpose or anything.
- 29:23Speaker 4: He's just like, I'm going to text Francis him in
- 29:26Speaker 4: frances is the same person.
- 29:28Speaker 5: Yeah, so there are birds of a feather.
- 29:30Speaker 4: Yeah, that can't be. No, it's definitely.
- 29:32Speaker 6: I think I'm too idiosyncratic for there to be a
- 29:36Speaker 6: proper comp Yeah.
- 29:38Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 29:39Speaker 6: And that's not a I'm not even doing myself a
- 29:42Speaker 6: credit there. I don't think anyone should want to be
- 29:45Speaker 6: like me.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Pretty both pretty idiosyncratic, isn't he? Yeah, you guys might
- 29:51Speaker 1: be similar to the idiosyncratic areiosyncrasies.
- 29:54Speaker 5: You guys might have the same piccadillos.
- 29:56Speaker 6: Yeah, it could be well either way. He asked me
- 29:59Speaker 6: for book wrecks, and I gave him a bunch of novels.
- 30:03Speaker 6: I said, just my top heavy.
- 30:04Speaker 4: Yeah, what were the ones he gave him?
- 30:05Speaker 5: Because good night Moon.
- 30:08Speaker 4: I mean, anyone who asks me this question, well, what's
- 30:12Speaker 4: the big one? The one that ever, All the.
- 30:13Speaker 6: Pretty Horses is my favorite book written. Uh, And then
- 30:18Speaker 6: I said, probably Islands in the Stream, which is a
- 30:22Speaker 6: Hemingway book that is lesser read. It was published posthumously.
- 30:25Speaker 4: Maybe Peter said he read that one.
- 30:27Speaker 6: Which is great. It's about fishing. The first book of
- 30:30Speaker 6: it is really all about fishing. You'd love it. And
- 30:34Speaker 6: then I actually just read a really good book called
- 30:36Speaker 6: The Secret History by Donna Tart. I don't know if
- 30:39Speaker 6: it'll be for everyone, but I really enjoyed it. It's
- 30:42Speaker 6: about a small college in Vermont and there's a murder.
- 30:46Speaker 4: It's good like that.
- 30:47Speaker 6: So a girl book kinda, I don't know, it's a
- 30:52Speaker 6: little bit crossed. She's the one who wrote The Goldfinch.
- 30:54Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but this was her first novel. She took
- 30:57Speaker 6: Finch Killer ten years to read it. And now I'm
- 31:00Speaker 6: reading London Falling, which I'm almost done with and has
- 31:02Speaker 6: been really great. That's the mystery in London of the
- 31:06Speaker 6: kid who like faked pretended that he was a Russian
- 31:10Speaker 6: oligarch's son. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, and then like gets
- 31:14Speaker 6: in with the fucking underworld of London. Yeah if I've
- 31:17Speaker 6: heard of that, and gets in big trouble and then
- 31:20Speaker 6: jumps off of a balcony and then they try to
- 31:22Speaker 6: figure out if it was a suicide or if he
- 31:24Speaker 6: was escaping from risk. Yeah, really really good.
- 31:29Speaker 5: Interesting. I know where you heard of that from Francis.
- 31:32Speaker 6: Probably Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's all I'll say about books.
- 31:36Speaker 6: If anyone's interested in books.
- 31:37Speaker 5: Should do a book club. Chicks in the office has
- 31:39Speaker 5: a book club. Why not us, do they?
- 31:41Speaker 6: Yeah, that's fun.
- 31:43Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't read. Huh So I don't read.
- 31:46Speaker 5: It's nothing to be proud of.
- 31:49Speaker 6: Is Dave's book is coming out?
- 31:51Speaker 4: Time to start reading? Yes, I'm going to learn.
- 31:56Speaker 6: The publisher was funny. They reached out to me. They
- 31:58Speaker 6: were like, as a thank you for your help with
- 32:00Speaker 6: this book, we're going to send you ten copies. And
- 32:04Speaker 6: I was like, I don't think. I don't think I
- 32:07Speaker 6: need that many don't. I don't know ten people that
- 32:10Speaker 6: I give books to, right.
- 32:13Speaker 1: Especially like a book that's like, yeah, I was going
- 32:16Speaker 1: to be involved in this.
- 32:18Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just a shame receipt, just a pile of
- 32:24Speaker 6: what could.
- 32:25Speaker 4: Have been crazy. Yeah, it's a lot of books, that's
- 32:28Speaker 4: a whole shelf. Yeah, imagine if I had just ten
- 32:31Speaker 4: copies on my bookshelf. Oh he's each one is signed
- 32:35Speaker 4: by Dave in a different in a different pen.
- 32:39Speaker 6: My sister. My sister before before I, you know, in
- 32:44Speaker 6: the middle of the book, before things went south for me,
- 32:48Speaker 6: she was like, Hey, my my daughter's school is doing
- 32:53Speaker 6: like a fundraiser auction type thing, and I offered a
- 32:57Speaker 6: signed copy of Dave's book if you think you can
- 33:00Speaker 6: get me one of those, And I was like, yeah, absolutely,
- 33:03Speaker 6: that should be no problem. And now I'm a little
- 33:08Speaker 6: afraid to ask. Yeah, well no, I mean hopefully I
- 33:11Speaker 6: can get Dave to sign one.
- 33:13Speaker 4: You should be able to.
- 33:14Speaker 1: He should be quick with the signatures, faster hands than
- 33:17Speaker 1: Delano to shields.
- 33:18Speaker 4: Yeah, did he use the stamp? It's just ring wet wax.
- 33:24Speaker 4: What is the stamp that Trump's always talking about that
- 33:26Speaker 4: Biden used?
- 33:27Speaker 5: Is that how he signed everything?
- 33:28Speaker 4: Yeah? Did you see the video? Hit the photo the
- 33:30Speaker 4: video of him at Yeah, well, what's it called the
- 33:33Speaker 4: auto pen?
- 33:34Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 33:34Speaker 4: Yeah? What is the video of him when he's like
- 33:36Speaker 4: talking to those kids at dinner and he's like, you know,
- 33:39Speaker 4: Biden used the auto pen and they're like eight years old.
- 33:46Speaker 6: Let's talk about that documentary.
- 33:48Speaker 4: We watched Oh yeah, Crash Crash.
- 33:50Speaker 5: I haven't watched it.
- 33:51Speaker 4: Did you guys watch the season finale?
- 33:52Speaker 6: I yuphor you no, but I'm way behind on you
- 33:55Speaker 6: for you, but I'm keen to watch it all.
- 33:57Speaker 4: I watched it.
- 33:58Speaker 6: Good for you?
- 33:59Speaker 5: It was crazy good for you, buddy.
- 34:01Speaker 4: Thanks. Was it a good season? I see the only
- 34:03Speaker 4: season I've watched? What?
- 34:05Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, did you see a lot of nudity? Yeah?
- 34:11Speaker 5: Was it worth it?
- 34:12Speaker 4: No? No, I thought it was good. I mean I
- 34:15Speaker 4: thought it was like I can't get into the high
- 34:17Speaker 4: school shit. Like I tried to watch that. I was like,
- 34:20Speaker 4: I can't watch this.
- 34:22Speaker 5: It's like too close to home, I remember.
- 34:25Speaker 4: Now, Yeah exactly. It h's so far away from home
- 34:29Speaker 4: that I'm like, I don't even know what I'm watching.
- 34:32Speaker 4: I don't know if my high school experience wasn't really
- 34:35Speaker 4: on par with that.
- 34:37Speaker 6: Well, then let me ask you about that doc the
- 34:40Speaker 6: Crash The Crash? Did you and we won't spoil it.
- 34:43Speaker 1: It's about It's about a woman who crash her car
- 34:47Speaker 1: and kills the two people in it because she's mad
- 34:49Speaker 1: at her boyfriend or some.
- 34:50Speaker 6: Some that's that's the assumption. Yeah, that's sort of the case, and.
- 34:56Speaker 5: She's like a spoiled, spoiled county bitch.
- 34:59Speaker 4: Not really.
- 35:01Speaker 6: I didn't think she was a very good person.
- 35:03Speaker 4: I mean, she was seventeen.
- 35:05Speaker 5: Oh so you can kill people a seventeen No, I
- 35:07Speaker 5: don't think.
- 35:07Speaker 4: But I don't think she was like a spoil like.
- 35:09Speaker 4: I don't. I didn't really get the vibe that she
- 35:12Speaker 4: was like, had a great upbringing. She lived with her
- 35:15Speaker 4: boyfriend and she was seventeen. She was, oh, that's okay, nineteen. No,
- 35:20Speaker 4: she was seventeen. Her dad was like, she's mature enough.
- 35:25Speaker 4: What He also had that like take on weed, which
- 35:27Speaker 4: was funny.
- 35:27Speaker 6: I thought her parents seemed totally kind and normal.
- 35:33Speaker 4: I don't know if there's that many people that are
- 35:35Speaker 4: living that are moving out of their house when they're seventeen.
- 35:38Speaker 6: Are you sure that she was not graduated from high
- 35:42Speaker 6: school when she moved in. I thought she was nineteen
- 35:45Speaker 6: and he was twenty one.
- 35:46Speaker 1: I thought she were gonna have to be this otherwise
- 35:49Speaker 1: one of you guys will look bad on the internet.
- 35:51Speaker 6: Oh god forbid.
- 35:52Speaker 4: I thought that she said that she moved in with
- 35:55Speaker 4: him when she was seventeen.
- 35:56Speaker 6: Well, that would be a little weird.
- 35:58Speaker 4: Because isn't that like that. I don't know why else
- 36:00Speaker 4: dad would be commenting on it.
- 36:01Speaker 6: You're right, he remember him commenting on it. Well, whatever
- 36:04Speaker 6: the case. Oh, she was seventeen at the time of
- 36:07Speaker 6: the crash, all right, you're right.
- 36:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 36:10Speaker 4: And she was ripping bong like crazy. Yeah, that's what
- 36:13Speaker 4: the dad also said. He was like, I don't care
- 36:15Speaker 4: that she smoked pot the same way that I wouldn't
- 36:17Speaker 4: care if you smoked pot.
- 36:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 36:18Speaker 4: And she's your daughter, that's a grown man and a
- 36:20Speaker 4: camera guy.
- 36:21Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 36:22Speaker 4: And she was coughing up black black. Yes, she's smoking
- 36:27Speaker 4: in so much the amount of weed that you have
- 36:28Speaker 4: to smoke for that to be happening is like, and
- 36:30Speaker 4: you're seventeen. Yeah, it's like maybe you should care about
- 36:34Speaker 4: it a little bit. Dude, Roan, wait till you see this,
- 36:36Speaker 4: because the uh you.
- 36:38Speaker 5: Can go ahead and spoil it.
- 36:39Speaker 4: No, no, no, we'll spoil it.
- 36:41Speaker 5: I really don't mind. There's not really that much to
- 36:43Speaker 5: even spoil it's historical record.
- 36:46Speaker 6: Yes, but I was just gonna say, the social media
- 36:51Speaker 6: addiction and like desire to present every moment of her
- 36:55Speaker 6: day and be a fucking influencer is one of the
- 36:59Speaker 6: darkest things I've scene Yeah.
- 37:01Speaker 4: But I think that's just that whole it's so contemporary. Yes, exactly.
- 37:05Speaker 4: I think like that's actually like it's like the kids
- 37:09Speaker 4: they're like sixteen till like nineteen right now are fucked bad,
- 37:14Speaker 4: like worse than anybody. Yeah, I think even the kids
- 37:17Speaker 4: that are younger than them are like in a better trajectory.
- 37:20Speaker 4: Why just because like COVID and the Internet.
- 37:23Speaker 5: What do you mean?
- 37:24Speaker 4: I feel like those kids got like they well they
- 37:26Speaker 4: all got fucked during COVID pretty bad because you're missing
- 37:29Speaker 4: out on like high school, which is like kind of
- 37:31Speaker 4: a pretty important time of your life to become a person.
- 37:36Speaker 4: And then yeah, I don't know, and then like I
- 37:40Speaker 4: don't know, like I feel like the like that's like
- 37:42Speaker 4: the TikTok for age range. Yeah, like they got hooked
- 37:47Speaker 4: on it worse than anybody.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Sixteen to nineteen year olds, current sixteen to nineteen year olds,
- 37:52Speaker 1: So they would have got hooked on it like five
- 37:54Speaker 1: years ago they were like eleven to fourteen.
- 37:57Speaker 6: Do you know what it made me realize though? Is that?
- 37:59Speaker 6: Like and tell me if you disagree with this, mysteries
- 38:06Speaker 6: might happen less and less for sure, Yeah, because they're
- 38:10Speaker 6: able to solve this situation by going through her four
- 38:15Speaker 6: million hours of social media posts, Yeah, where she's like,
- 38:20Speaker 6: if he ever leaves me, I'm gonna kill him.
- 38:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:22Speaker 4: Yeah, she said that it worked for word. I think
- 38:26Speaker 4: actually she actually said if I'm gonna drive them, going
- 38:29Speaker 4: to crash this car?
- 38:30Speaker 5: Yeah, So what's the case for her?
- 38:33Speaker 4: I don't That's what my thing was. I thought it
- 38:37Speaker 4: was pretty cut and dry her take. I mean, they're
- 38:40Speaker 4: just they're just playing on. You have to for murder,
- 38:45Speaker 4: you have prosecution. You have to prove beyond a proof,
- 38:48Speaker 4: beyond a reasonable doubt, right, And they were like, well,
- 38:51Speaker 4: we don't know what happened, nobody knows what happened. But
- 38:54Speaker 4: didn't they like do the The thing that from this
- 38:56Speaker 4: is kind of when I checked out a little bit
- 38:58Speaker 4: was when they went through like they were able to
- 39:01Speaker 4: get the records of like the call.
- 39:03Speaker 6: She never stopped, She never took her foot off the gas. Yeah,
- 39:07Speaker 6: she never touched the brake. She just went straight into
- 39:11Speaker 6: the wall at one hundred miles.
- 39:12Speaker 4: An hour at like, and it wasn't like they were
- 39:14Speaker 4: going around a turn, like it was just a straight line.
- 39:16Speaker 6: Well, but the leading up to it was a turn
- 39:20Speaker 6: which she navigated and that should have discredited the theory
- 39:24Speaker 6: that she like was packed out passed out from pots
- 39:29Speaker 6: that disease that she claimed.
- 39:31Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I that she like passes out randomly.
- 39:33Speaker 6: Yeah, she blacks out.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Yeah, so so that's her that's her defense, is that
- 39:37Speaker 1: she blacked out.
- 39:39Speaker 6: She she claims she has no memory, she had amnesia
- 39:42Speaker 6: from before the accident.
- 39:44Speaker 4: Yeah, she claimed like she blacked out, like as they
- 39:46Speaker 4: were driving or some shit.
- 39:48Speaker 5: She sounds like she sucks.
- 39:50Speaker 4: Well, we now that we've spoiled it.
- 39:53Speaker 5: There.
- 39:53Speaker 6: There's the most haunting moment of the entire documentary is
- 39:56Speaker 6: the very last thing that they show.
- 39:59Speaker 4: What is it.
- 40:00Speaker 6: She's in prison and she's giving her side of the
- 40:04Speaker 6: story and being like I would never do that, like
- 40:06Speaker 6: I care about it. And then she pauses and then
- 40:09Speaker 6: she turns off camera and goes, does that sound like
- 40:14Speaker 6: you know? I did? Okay? And she's sawing to her lawyer,
- 40:17Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and she's like, I just want to make
- 40:20Speaker 6: sure we emphasize the fact that like I feel bad
- 40:23Speaker 6: and whatever, and she's showing sociopathy in real time.
- 40:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 40:28Speaker 6: It's like, did I do a good enough job of
- 40:31Speaker 6: presenting human emotion?
- 40:33Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 40:33Speaker 6: Coach me yeah, coach me into empathy. Show me how
- 40:37Speaker 6: that is supposed to go. Because I have no connection
- 40:39Speaker 6: to it.
- 40:40Speaker 5: I think I saw a TikTok.
- 40:41Speaker 1: I assume that it's this girl calling her mom and
- 40:44Speaker 1: being like, hey, can you like change my Instagram bio
- 40:48Speaker 1: to like free whatever her name is, And like I heard,
- 40:52Speaker 1: I saw another story about this guy who got arrested
- 40:54Speaker 1: for murder and then he wound up being in movies afterwards,
- 40:58Speaker 1: and it's like her.
- 41:00Speaker 6: I'm sure that sounds exactly like her. You know, she
- 41:02Speaker 6: was getting like brand deals three days after the fucking accident.
- 41:05Speaker 6: She's in there, she's like filming herself in the hospital.
- 41:09Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I mean, I I don't I yeah,
- 41:12Speaker 4: I still feel like it's just like it's very obvious
- 41:14Speaker 4: that she did it.
- 41:15Speaker 6: Correct.
- 41:16Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's why she was she was found guilty.
- 41:22Speaker 5: True is she tried as an adulter, tried.
- 41:26Speaker 6: As an adult. She got fifteen years to life, fifteen
- 41:30Speaker 6: years with no parole, so.
- 41:31Speaker 5: She's going to be thirty two. Oh, still, it was
- 41:34Speaker 5: time to have a movie career.
- 41:35Speaker 4: And that's exact perfect.
- 41:36Speaker 6: That's kind of what one of the fathers of one
- 41:39Speaker 6: of the victims was like you know she can or
- 41:42Speaker 6: one of the people was like, she can get out
- 41:44Speaker 6: and start a family and have a normal life.
- 41:47Speaker 5: And she will.
- 41:48Speaker 6: Yeah, that's if she gets out at fifteen though, because
- 41:51Speaker 6: it's like she'll have parole at fifteen to determine if
- 41:55Speaker 6: she's reformed or whatever. But her parents are in denial and.
- 41:59Speaker 1: Her mom from that one clip, it's just sounded like
- 42:01Speaker 1: her mom is an enabler and is scared of her.
- 42:05Speaker 6: That's right.
- 42:06Speaker 4: Probably is that the sense you got that the mom
- 42:08Speaker 4: is like the sense that their parents have no idea
- 42:11Speaker 4: what was going on with her at all, and then
- 42:13Speaker 4: they're like trying to play the part of like we're
- 42:15Speaker 4: actually very involved and this is why she didn't do it.
- 42:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 42:19Speaker 1: Scary, Yeah, from a parent's perspective of like, I don't know,
- 42:24Speaker 1: just like you don't want your kid to be going
- 42:26Speaker 1: down the road of like being so addicted to social
- 42:28Speaker 1: media for drugs, but like can subscribe to Son of
- 42:32Speaker 1: a Boy, Dad, this could be you one day up
- 42:35Speaker 1: here sitting on the green couch. I don't know if
- 42:41Speaker 1: I'm glad you guys told me enough about this, because
- 42:43Speaker 1: I feel like I might be able to I think
- 42:46Speaker 1: it would just be harrowing, and it would just make
- 42:48Speaker 1: me angry if I watch this, I'll just be angry
- 42:50Speaker 1: at this woman.
- 42:50Speaker 5: Who just like, yeah, it's a little girl who killed
- 42:53Speaker 5: these people.
- 42:54Speaker 4: It's definitely an interesting documentary because it's like different than
- 42:56Speaker 4: a lot of the other true crime ones. But I
- 43:00Speaker 4: wouldn't I wouldn't say it's a necessary watch.
- 43:03Speaker 6: I really enjoyed it.
- 43:04Speaker 4: Ohio, I would put like the Karen Reid documentary.
- 43:07Speaker 6: Oh way, yeah, that's true. I agree with that.
- 43:10Speaker 5: See, I'm all set on these murder documentaries.
- 43:13Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of am too. But I also like
- 43:15Speaker 4: when there's like, well, I don't know if the Karen
- 43:16Speaker 4: read documentary is really a murder documentary. Well, that shows
- 43:21Speaker 4: what side you're on on it exactly. That's how you
- 43:24Speaker 4: term it as everything. But that's what I liked about
- 43:28Speaker 4: the Karen Reid documentary is that there's like it's kind
- 43:31Speaker 4: of up in the air. Did you this one? Was like, yeah,
- 43:35Speaker 4: she definitely did it.
- 43:38Speaker 5: Did you watch it when you got back?
- 43:40Speaker 6: Yeah? I watched it last night.
- 43:43Speaker 5: Interesting.
- 43:44Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to get to the bottom of this,
- 43:46Speaker 1: of this mystery, yeah, of how this woman died.
- 43:50Speaker 4: Fascinating, Well, she didn't die, what she's alive in jail.
- 43:55Speaker 5: Okay, I got it.
- 43:57Speaker 6: You don't need to watch them.
- 43:58Speaker 4: Pretty much, got it. It's all over now. I seem
- 44:01Speaker 4: to learn some things from that.
- 44:03Speaker 1: I have heard a lot of people talking about this girl,
- 44:07Speaker 1: and it seems like a big cultural moment.
- 44:08Speaker 4: But that's what I'm That's where I was kind of
- 44:10Speaker 4: confused about, is like, where is what is the big
- 44:13Speaker 4: topic of discussion that she sucks? Because there's not much debate.
- 44:19Speaker 4: Like it's like some.
- 44:20Speaker 6: People like her, they think they like her. They're through
- 44:23Speaker 6: her social media, they like her content, I guess so, yeah,
- 44:28Speaker 6: but in her closet every single night.
- 44:31Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, oh so I separate the art from the artist.
- 44:33Speaker 4: Yeah, like that's just one of the three shorts a day.
- 44:36Speaker 5: Then that's what Edwin said, we have to.
- 44:38Speaker 6: Be her friend said. She was like, I post five
- 44:41Speaker 6: to seven tiktoks a day. I don't remember what I
- 44:44Speaker 6: said yesterday. Yeah that's all that.
- 44:45Speaker 4: That was crazy.
- 44:47Speaker 5: That's that's the Victoria Paris. Yeah, you know who Victoria
- 44:50Speaker 5: Paris is.
- 44:51Speaker 4: That was Breonna's old rival.
- 44:53Speaker 5: Victoria Paris. I think posted thirty times a day.
- 44:55Speaker 1: And she was just like, I'm going to get fucking
- 44:57Speaker 1: big on TikTok and I'm just gonna post every fucking
- 45:00Speaker 1: thing that I do.
- 45:01Speaker 4: Yeah, they were trying to get us to do that shit. Yeah,
- 45:05Speaker 4: I swear to god they were. They were like they
- 45:07Speaker 4: were bringing her.
- 45:08Speaker 5: Up in meetings.
- 45:08Speaker 1: They're like, you need to be posting at nine, twelve o'clock,
- 45:12Speaker 1: three o'clock, six o'clock, and nine o'clock.
- 45:14Speaker 4: Like, I'm not Victoria Paris. I'm not doing that. I'm
- 45:19Speaker 4: not posting five times a day.
- 45:22Speaker 6: I'm Harry Settled. Yeah, Victoria Paris.
- 45:25Speaker 4: Yeah. It's also like that's a good way to speed
- 45:28Speaker 4: run people hating you.
- 45:30Speaker 5: Yeah, that's definitely all that happens, like, oh.
- 45:32Speaker 4: Wow, this girl is interesting. Oh wait, there she is again.
- 45:34Speaker 4: She's oh and now I hate her because she's come
- 45:37Speaker 4: up on my timeline eight times in the last minute. Well,
- 45:40Speaker 4: saying so I don't know her personally, I don't know
- 45:42Speaker 4: anything about her.
- 45:43Speaker 1: But just saying something when you don't have something to
- 45:46Speaker 1: say but feel like you should talk is a good
- 45:48Speaker 1: way to say something dumb.
- 45:50Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I don't know, I don't know.
- 45:53Speaker 6: So basically podcasting without any game planning, doing four hundred
- 45:59Speaker 6: and ten episode of a show without one time.
- 46:02Speaker 4: Thinking talking about what we might say crashing, and the
- 46:06Speaker 4: crashing thing was really as far as we got a crash.
- 46:08Speaker 6: Yeah, we were like, let's talk about that tomorrow. That
- 46:12Speaker 6: was really really led the fucking the conversation there.
- 46:18Speaker 4: What a what a nugget? What I must have nugget?
- 46:21Speaker 5: That was?
- 46:22Speaker 4: That's done. So that's what happened.
- 46:27Speaker 6: We just summarized the doc and we helped each other
- 46:30Speaker 6: get the whole thing out correctly.
- 46:33Speaker 4: No, I think it was this.
- 46:34Speaker 6: Oh, it was that, okay, and then this happened. But Roan,
- 46:37Speaker 6: you should still watch it.
- 46:41Speaker 4: You guys watched Euphoria, So I was like, we're gonna
- 46:43Speaker 4: have so much to talk about. Spoil it for you
- 46:45Speaker 4: guys wanting to spoil it.
- 46:46Speaker 6: No, I don't want you to because I actually do
- 46:48Speaker 6: want to watch that.
- 46:49Speaker 4: Yeah, the finale was good. It's like a movie. It's
- 46:51Speaker 4: like an hour forty.
- 46:52Speaker 6: Well, that's cool, say no more.
- 46:56Speaker 1: The color crackting looked good. Perfect color crackh looked fucking perfect.
- 47:01Speaker 1: Sweeney also look like she's doing a bang up job
- 47:04Speaker 1: of being a you know, yeah, an actress.
- 47:08Speaker 5: Yeah right right, where are you, guys, teams in di
- 47:11Speaker 5: or Team Sweeney.
- 47:12Speaker 4: Sandaiya really by a million. What I'm on now?
- 47:16Speaker 5: Okay, turning your man card.
- 47:18Speaker 6: I watched June one and two again when I was
- 47:21Speaker 6: in Ireland. I think it's the twentieth time I've seen
- 47:24Speaker 6: both of them.
- 47:25Speaker 4: I'm kind of turning into is indiahead what?
- 47:28Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 47:28Speaker 6: I thought it was Zendaya.
- 47:30Speaker 4: It's kind of however you want to say it.
- 47:31Speaker 5: Oh, okay, choose your own adventure.
- 47:34Speaker 6: I think someone's corrected me on it before, which is
- 47:36Speaker 6: the only reason I was being that guy.
- 47:38Speaker 4: But honestly, you're right, I don't care Sinda. It's actually Zendaya.
- 47:42Speaker 5: Why do you love her so much?
- 47:44Speaker 4: No, I've just seen a couple of movies with her
- 47:46Speaker 4: and them.
- 47:47Speaker 6: I like her.
- 47:47Speaker 4: She's a good actor.
- 47:48Speaker 6: I think she's really quite a talented actor.
- 47:51Speaker 4: Did you guys watch that movie the Drama? No, No,
- 47:56Speaker 4: where are you watching all this that in theater?
- 47:58Speaker 1: You guys are like, I'm a guy who watched is
- 48:00Speaker 1: Bravo and you guys are consuming way more girl content
- 48:03Speaker 1: than me.
- 48:03Speaker 4: The drama is a movie with Sandaya, came out like
- 48:06Speaker 4: a month ago.
- 48:06Speaker 5: And it's a girl it's a girl movie.
- 48:09Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what's it about.
- 48:10Speaker 5: What's it about?
- 48:11Speaker 4: I would definitely not say it's a girl movie.
- 48:13Speaker 3: What have you seen it?
- 48:14Speaker 5: What's it about? Have you seen it? No, what's it about?
- 48:16Speaker 4: Don't know anything about it?
- 48:17Speaker 5: I know it's a girl movie.
- 48:18Speaker 4: You don't know anything.
- 48:19Speaker 1: I know when you go to the movie theater, like
- 48:22Speaker 1: half of the fucking movies have a superhero or a
- 48:24Speaker 1: fucking dark cover, and half of them have a girl's
- 48:28Speaker 1: face on the cover.
- 48:29Speaker 5: And the girl's faces are girl movies.
- 48:31Speaker 4: No, it's actually not. It's her and Robert Pattinson.
- 48:36Speaker 5: Oh yeah, great case. Oh Robert Pattinson for the fellas.
- 48:43Speaker 5: What's it about about?
- 48:46Speaker 4: Well, it's so it's like it starts out, it's I mean,
- 48:48Speaker 4: i'll spoil it. I guess give me a light watching.
- 48:52Speaker 4: There's literally no way to tell you what the movie
- 48:54Speaker 4: is about without spoiling. Okay, so you guys got to
- 48:55Speaker 4: make it spoil spoil it.
- 48:57Speaker 5: I don't care.
- 48:58Speaker 4: Well, I'll actually, you know what, I'll just give you
- 49:00Speaker 4: the briefing of the trailer. It's a pretty dark movie
- 49:04Speaker 4: because the trailer does a good job of explaining it
- 49:06Speaker 4: without spoiling it.
- 49:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 49:09Speaker 4: Yeah, So they get engaged, Zendaya and Pattinson and then
- 49:17Speaker 4: they're like at they're at the wedding venue, like getting ready,
- 49:20Speaker 4: like doing like doing wedding planning shit, and they're like
- 49:23Speaker 4: having there, trying out the entrees and stuff, and they're
- 49:27Speaker 4: like playing a playing a game. It's like the Zenda
- 49:30Speaker 4: Robert Pattinson. And then like another couple and they're like,
- 49:33Speaker 4: what's the worst thing you've ever done? And they're like
- 49:36Speaker 4: going around and saying all the worst things they've ever done.
- 49:38Speaker 4: And then then ten DAYA gets up and she's like,
- 49:41Speaker 4: I almost did a school shooting. Yeah, And then that's
- 49:45Speaker 4: the rest of them. That's what the whole movie's about. Oh,
- 49:49Speaker 4: that's not as chicky as I thought. No, that's what
- 49:51Speaker 4: I was. That's what I was saying. It's not really
- 49:53Speaker 4: a chick movie. It's like a mental health not really.
- 49:57Speaker 4: It's like more so about the idea of I guess,
- 50:02Speaker 4: like would you marry that person still if you just
- 50:04Speaker 4: found out about that a week before you're getting married.
- 50:07Speaker 1: I think it's about Hollywood being like girls can do
- 50:09Speaker 1: school shoot too.
- 50:11Speaker 5: Girls can.
- 50:13Speaker 1: It's not just for the guys shatter that glass ceiling
- 50:16Speaker 1: and fucking bring the ak into the classroom.
- 50:18Speaker 4: Or they can't because she didn't do it.
- 50:20Speaker 5: Right, she's not built for it.
- 50:22Speaker 4: She didn't do it. But yeah, pretty dark. I don't
- 50:25Speaker 4: know if I would watch it again.
- 50:27Speaker 5: What if Girls did Columbine?
- 50:28Speaker 4: Actually, I'll go ahead and I'll say I would definitely.
- 50:31Speaker 4: It probably would be weird if I watched that movie again.
- 50:33Speaker 4: Wouldn't want it again. But I mean it was like
- 50:36Speaker 4: it was, it was crazy. It's a good movie.
- 50:39Speaker 5: What was the other Zenday movie that she was in recently?
- 50:41Speaker 4: Yeah, there was, there was something else that just came out, Challengers.
- 50:44Speaker 4: I didn't watch the skipne threes coming out.
- 50:47Speaker 6: I'm very excited for.
- 50:48Speaker 5: That in that one. Yeah, of course she's the zen
- 50:51Speaker 5: master in that one.
- 50:52Speaker 6: Yeah she is.
- 50:55Speaker 5: She is.
- 50:56Speaker 4: How I was trying so hard to come up with
- 50:58Speaker 4: a pun for school Shooter. I was gonna say Cronisndea.
- 51:02Speaker 5: No.
- 51:03Speaker 6: I was thinking like I was trying to figure out
- 51:06Speaker 6: the name of a gun that starts with like C
- 51:09Speaker 6: so you could do you know they do seo, yeah
- 51:11Speaker 6: and do like cults? Are she fifteen something?
- 51:16Speaker 5: But I couldn't get there something.
- 51:17Speaker 4: Do you have anything? Can you come up with something?
- 51:20Speaker 5: Gotta be something?
- 51:21Speaker 4: Not a fucking freak?
- 51:22Speaker 6: No, I mean much it was the reason I didn't
- 51:25Speaker 6: do it.
- 51:25Speaker 4: It's on the top of my head.
- 51:26Speaker 6: I didn't do it.
- 51:26Speaker 4: I usually do not, just the standard What do you
- 51:29Speaker 4: mean I usually do? What the hell does that mean?
- 51:31Speaker 1: You're always thinking about gun? You always have a gun
- 51:33Speaker 1: on the tip of your tongue.
- 51:34Speaker 3: No, I do not.
- 51:36Speaker 6: Yeah you do. You might as well have it all
- 51:37Speaker 6: the way in your mouth.
- 51:40Speaker 5: I also have guns on the mind. Man.
- 51:42Speaker 4: I really wish you guys watched the finale of like
- 51:45Speaker 4: I would go as far as say, like the finale
- 51:46Speaker 4: of Euphoria and this is going I don't watch Euphoria.
- 51:49Speaker 4: It was like phenomenal, Like it was like it was
- 51:53Speaker 4: like right now. It was like a full on like movie,
- 51:55Speaker 4: Like it was like a great move.
- 51:57Speaker 6: Why are you not watching season one and season two?
- 51:59Speaker 6: Everyone say that this season is the weakest of the three.
- 52:02Speaker 4: I could see that if you watched the other parts
- 52:05Speaker 4: of the show, Like I'm going into this, I've only
- 52:07Speaker 4: watched season three. If it's if I'm the one deciding
- 52:11Speaker 4: this is a show about like drug mules, and like, yeah,
- 52:14Speaker 4: the dea and the cartel that's season three is yeah, exactly,
- 52:19Speaker 4: so you like that, Yeah, it's great, Okay, like I'm
- 52:22Speaker 4: watching Breaking Bad again?
- 52:23Speaker 6: Yeah, fair enough.
- 52:25Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like it's like, what if a girl
- 52:27Speaker 1: was Breaking Bad?
- 52:29Speaker 4: No, it's not.
- 52:30Speaker 5: That's literally what it is.
- 52:31Speaker 1: It's like little Zendaia and then fucking the other woman
- 52:34Speaker 1: who's like sending pigs into everybody's house.
- 52:36Speaker 5: It's like that, what if the girl was the drug dealer?
- 52:39Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, that's exactly what it is. I think you
- 52:41Speaker 4: actually hate women, and that's what it is.
- 52:44Speaker 5: I'm married to one, bro. How could I possibly hate
- 52:47Speaker 5: women's sogynist round?
- 52:49Speaker 4: It's a sad day. Alrighty folks, let's talk about QUO.
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- 55:24Speaker 6: There's another movie that just came out which I don't
- 55:27Speaker 6: know how, but I started it Wuthering Heights.
- 55:30Speaker 4: No, that's an auto skip.
- 55:33Speaker 5: No, it's probably right next to your hate.
- 55:35Speaker 4: Seeing that thing come up. I don't like that guy.
- 55:38Speaker 5: Though.
- 55:38Speaker 4: I don't like Jacob ALORDI. I'm not fan you, just yeah,
- 55:42Speaker 4: I like what I can't like euphoria but hate He's
- 55:45Speaker 4: not even in the third season.
- 55:46Speaker 5: Yes he is.
- 55:47Speaker 1: He's getting his chow toe chopped off every fucking scene
- 55:49Speaker 1: in the sea.
- 55:50Speaker 4: He's in it for like maybe ten minutes total.
- 55:53Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a huge plot line.
- 55:55Speaker 6: Oh, I haven't.
- 55:56Speaker 4: Don't stop spoiling it.
- 55:58Speaker 3: What are you?
- 55:59Speaker 5: Where are you at? I have a show.
- 56:01Speaker 4: I haven't started it. I've been too busy watching Dune
- 56:04Speaker 4: one and two. It's crazy.
- 56:06Speaker 6: He can out with my friends Frankie and Trent and Riggs.
- 56:08Speaker 4: You are time to watch Dune one and that's the
- 56:11Speaker 4: whole entire season three. I have literally the full season.
- 56:14Speaker 6: I have different ways of unwinding than you do. Sometimes
- 56:18Speaker 6: I need to see something I've already seen because I
- 56:20Speaker 6: don't have the energy to follow something new.
- 56:22Speaker 4: That's crazy. That's because you haven't seen this the finale.
- 56:25Speaker 6: Don't talk about it anymore.
- 56:27Speaker 4: I won't. I haven't said anything about the financales.
- 56:30Speaker 1: You were about to You said you were almost you
- 56:31Speaker 1: almost watched this certain movie.
- 56:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 56:34Speaker 6: I was about to say something, and then I remember,
- 56:36Speaker 6: we have to let Harry blow off Steve for five minutes.
- 56:41Speaker 6: Every ten minutes. We got to release the.
- 56:43Speaker 5: Valve if you had just had a little sugar cookie,
- 56:46Speaker 5: you'd be way more docile right now, you'd be way
- 56:48Speaker 5: more plastic.
- 56:49Speaker 6: Like I'm melting into this couch.
- 56:51Speaker 4: No way, because you guys are tired, because you guys ate,
- 56:54Speaker 4: I'm relaxed a little sash face.
- 56:57Speaker 6: I'm crashing into this couch. Uh the movie? What was
- 57:02Speaker 6: the movie?
- 57:03Speaker 5: Oh?
- 57:03Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so it's Sasha Baron Cohen is a fucking
- 57:08Speaker 6: misogynistic Now you're talking male workplace sky Yeah, and he
- 57:13Speaker 6: hits his head and all of a sudden, the whole
- 57:15Speaker 6: world flips and it's all dominated by women and he
- 57:18Speaker 6: starts learning the lessons of his wrongs. It's a modern
- 57:22Speaker 6: day version of that movie, like yeah, what women Want
- 57:24Speaker 6: with mel Gibson.
- 57:26Speaker 4: Yes, it sounds like that Workaholics episode.
- 57:28Speaker 6: Well, it's the movie is terrible.
- 57:31Speaker 4: There's an episode of Workaholics where they get like a
- 57:34Speaker 4: new female ladies first.
- 57:38Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, they get a female CEO.
- 57:40Speaker 4: And they like and it's like fifteen.
- 57:43Speaker 6: That's a damn it. I knew you had enough time, terrible.
- 57:49Speaker 6: Fifteen is the best we're gonna find until someone else
- 57:53Speaker 6: has her fifteen.
- 57:56Speaker 5: Go ahead.
- 57:57Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 57:57Speaker 5: There's just a woman CEO.
- 58:00Speaker 4: Yeah, and like everything gets flipped around and like all
- 58:02Speaker 4: of a sudden, Blake, Adam and Endures are doing all
- 58:05Speaker 4: the secretary stuff. And it's very funny because like they
- 58:09Speaker 4: get like they Adam and Adam and Anders hate it,
- 58:12Speaker 4: or Blake and Anders hate it. But Adam like really
- 58:14Speaker 4: plays into it. And he shows up at Worth the
- 58:16Speaker 4: next day. He's got like his sleeves rolled up and
- 58:18Speaker 4: he's like, ladies, it's very funny.
- 58:24Speaker 1: Classic What Women Want was a classic. It was how
- 58:27Speaker 1: did he how did that happen to him? Did he
- 58:30Speaker 1: like burn himself with a toaster in the tub or something?
- 58:32Speaker 1: I know there's a tub toaster scene in What Women Want?
- 58:36Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't I don't remember.
- 58:38Speaker 4: I have no idea. I've never seen that.
- 58:41Speaker 5: You gotta watch it.
- 58:42Speaker 6: That was the number one most successful rom com ever
- 58:46Speaker 6: for a while, really, and number two was Hitch really yeah,
- 58:51Speaker 6: And what's it now?
- 58:53Speaker 4: I don't know, Probably fucking full Yeah, probably the drama.
- 58:59Speaker 6: Okay, so let's talk about.
- 59:02Speaker 5: The world most successful roundcom. What Women Want? Wow? Still
- 59:06Speaker 5: number one.
- 59:07Speaker 4: That's crazy good? Hitches too, Wow? Good pol Francis, Am woman,
- 59:11Speaker 4: I got something right? You got both right, you went
- 59:14Speaker 4: to for two. My big fat Greek wedding is on
- 59:17Speaker 4: that list most.
- 59:18Speaker 6: Profitable ROI on it based on investment. Yeah, they had
- 59:22Speaker 6: a tiny budget for it.
- 59:23Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 59:24Speaker 6: It was a great movie.
- 59:26Speaker 5: Let's talk about the world.
- 59:27Speaker 4: Let's talk about the brown right now. An they're saying
- 59:31Speaker 4: four oh one. Oh really? Oh yeah, true, he's probably already.
- 59:38Speaker 5: Wow, what's going on in the world. They're opening the
- 59:40Speaker 5: straight of four moves.
- 59:41Speaker 6: I didn't see that, Victor wembin Yama. I don't think
- 59:46Speaker 6: the Knicks are going to win this series. And I'll
- 59:48Speaker 6: tell you why. I think that Jalen Brunson is a guard.
- 59:51Speaker 6: What his strength is is getting to the fucking paint
- 59:54Speaker 6: and getting foul. They're making tough buckets. You watch teams
- 59:59Speaker 6: play against they won't go into the paint because of Wenby.
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: Guys will have layups and they'll like go up in
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: the air and kick it out. Yeah is doing that.
- 1:00:07Speaker 6: Yeah, he'll'll block anything within within a ten foot radius
- 1:00:12Speaker 6: of the fucking rim.
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be honest. I have literally watched five minutes
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: total of the NBA Playoffs. It's kind of actually it
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: sucks cool. I watched more of it.
- 1:00:23Speaker 6: We'll move on.
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: Is great to watch.
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: No, I'd love to hear more about it. I'm just
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: saying I don't really have a lot of Oh my god,
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: I thought that said he was eight feet tall. I
- 1:00:31Speaker 4: was gonna say, what the fuck he's Yeah, yes, he's yeah,
- 1:00:35Speaker 4: but that's that seven five to eight jump is pretty drastic.
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: Yeah. Have you seen the picture of him with Drake?
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: It looks fucking hilarious.
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 1:00:43Speaker 5: He makes Drake look so tiny.
- 1:00:49Speaker 4: Oh my god, Damn, Drake's like not a small guy.
- 1:00:55Speaker 5: He's six in the right shoes.
- 1:00:57Speaker 4: How uh how uh?
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: Tall?
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: Exactly wimby seven seven five seven five with.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: An eight foot wingspan and like that's insane, seven to
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: seven by some estimates. Yeah, he definitely kept on growing.
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: He's twenty two.
- 1:01:17Speaker 6: He's amazing.
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: That's so sick.
- 1:01:19Speaker 6: He's amazing.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: I don't you think he'll play too no clue like interns.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: There's like interns here. Yeah, it's like nervous interns walking
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: in there to the same age as him.
- 1:01:30Speaker 6: Tell you what? Uh the interns good good looking group?
- 1:01:36Speaker 5: Yeah, genus are we not.
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: Allowed to say that? But all of them, all the boys.
- 1:01:42Speaker 6: All the girls, old boys, all the girls, good looking people.
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: Good good crop this year.
- 1:01:46Speaker 6: Glad to see, We're glad to see.
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: We're sticking them.
- 1:01:50Speaker 6: With what works.
- 1:01:51Speaker 5: Well.
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: I mean Gas has been putting in just something, he's
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: been putting in work on this intern group. Yeah, a
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: lot of sleepless nights.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: He's going through headshots. He's a casting director and nineteen.
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: Yeah he told me, yeah, he told me this was
- 1:02:03Speaker 4: the hardest he's ever worked on it.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: So Gas is like a director of a modeling agency
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: who will like see someone at as at the grocery store.
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: Yeah, he was at the mall in Jersey.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: It'll be like you you ever think about a job
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: in sports media?
- 1:02:17Speaker 5: Yeah, we got an opening on our adopts.
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: How do you feel about taking off that sibarrow apron
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: coming on into Manhattan where all your dreams can come true?
- 1:02:29Speaker 5: Yeah? Gas was in Brazil scouting. It'll speak a lick
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: of English, but we're gonna have some good World Cup coverage.
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: It's like Adam Sandler and Hustle whatever the fuck?
- 1:02:40Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like to
- 1:02:45Speaker 4: go to.
- 1:02:45Speaker 6: The World Cup. You'd like to go?
- 1:02:46Speaker 5: That would be so fun.
- 1:02:47Speaker 6: There's a there's the one match at that I thought
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: was worthwhile at MetLife was France versus Senegal.
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: We just smacked us, just smacked around Senegal.
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: Oh, this is the best US team we've ever had, though.
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: Right, I don't think so. I think that it'd be
- 1:03:06Speaker 5: a stretch to get out of the I don't.
- 1:03:08Speaker 4: We lost to Germany. We lost to Germany, be out
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: about them. I watched one episode.
- 1:03:12Speaker 6: We lost to Germany in I think like whatever two
- 1:03:16Speaker 6: thousand and eight or something like that where we made
- 1:03:21Speaker 6: the quarters. I think, oh, really had twenty ten something
- 1:03:24Speaker 6: like that. Maybe, Yeah, we had a good team that year.
- 1:03:28Speaker 6: It's probably like the Landon Donovan Clint Dempsey.
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: The Altador. Yeah, that was the one where they had that.
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: Like sick like Tim Howard, like launched someone down the
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: right sideline.
- 1:03:39Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like that.
- 1:03:40Speaker 6: That was Landon Donovan. They scored against Algeria.
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: Six men's roster is considered the best.
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: Wow. Best, Wow, that's in us going to fucking run then? Boys?
- 1:03:51Speaker 5: What do you say? Boys?
- 1:03:53Speaker 6: Wow?
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: Polistic it's crazy. PA's finest.
- 1:03:56Speaker 6: What's the deepest of the US team's ever gone in
- 1:03:58Speaker 6: the World Cup.
- 1:04:01Speaker 5: That's a good question. I'm uh, did we ever make
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: the Elite eight oh.
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: Nineteen thirty, the inaugural turn.
- 1:04:09Speaker 5: Third place, four teams.
- 1:04:13Speaker 4: That's tough. I mean, I guess that makes sense though.
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: Twenty two quarter final.
- 1:04:17Speaker 6: Yeah, the quarters that was two thousand and two.
- 1:04:19Speaker 5: Two thousand and two.
- 1:04:20Speaker 6: I think that was in Germany and they lost to Germany. Yeah, yikes,
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: but I think Germany won it that year.
- 1:04:27Speaker 5: I'm going to pretend that I know about soccer over versus.
- 1:04:31Speaker 6: Uh, Brazil beat Germany, That's what it was.
- 1:04:37Speaker 4: I mean, how much does it cost Francis, Like if
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: you were to go to the one of the like
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: that game, how much we're like one take?
- 1:04:42Speaker 6: I don't know, but I hope that our friends over
- 1:04:44Speaker 6: at game time might be able to find us some
- 1:04:49Speaker 6: good tickets.
- 1:04:50Speaker 4: Well, I know Zorn's giving away one hundred dollars tickets,
- 1:04:52Speaker 4: but I think you gotta have the queens to get
- 1:04:55Speaker 4: those so I can see what I can do.
- 1:04:57Speaker 6: Do you think that if the Knicks wins the Chanceampionship
- 1:05:00Speaker 6: that ze Ron will get any credit for that? No,
- 1:05:05Speaker 6: you don't think he'd be Like, I've only been in
- 1:05:07Speaker 6: office for four months and I've already brought the first
- 1:05:09Speaker 6: championship the Knicks have had in fifty one years.
- 1:05:12Speaker 4: I mean, like maybe.
- 1:05:15Speaker 6: Historically great leaders have used sport to bolster their standing
- 1:05:22Speaker 6: with the populace, right see Hitler. I was going to
- 1:05:27Speaker 6: say ancient Rome, but I guess Adolph did that too.
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: I just wonder if, like other cities will start implementing
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: sharia law to try to get a ship.
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: Did he do that? Did it off? Did they have
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: a good sports.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Team that the Germans? The Germans didn't they host the
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: Olympics in Berlin? Wasn't that the like Jesse Owens.
- 1:05:48Speaker 4: And they took down all the propaganda or some shit?
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:05:52Speaker 4: Isn't that crazy what it?
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: Like?
- 1:05:54Speaker 4: Took down all the shit so like no one knew
- 1:05:55Speaker 4: anything was going on.
- 1:05:57Speaker 5: Oh, they pretended that they.
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: Had like a bunch of like posters and like propaganda
- 1:06:02Speaker 4: ship up and then when the Olympics happened, they took
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: everything down. So when people came to Germany for the Olympics,
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: they had no idea that like anything.
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: Crazy that is funny. They don't want Jesse j Owens
- 1:06:15Speaker 5: bringing it back.
- 1:06:16Speaker 4: Now.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I am gonna definitely pretend that I know a
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: ton about it. I was thinking about maybe playing some
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: FIFA just so I could get up on some squad.
- 1:06:23Speaker 4: It's not a bad idea, like learn one team.
- 1:06:25Speaker 5: Learn a team, and yeah, have them be our fucking team.
- 1:06:27Speaker 4: Yeah Arsenal, I guess that's not World Cup.
- 1:06:31Speaker 5: What happened at Arsenal? Yeah, I was wonder City.
- 1:06:34Speaker 6: They lost the Champions League final to PSG and it
- 1:06:37Speaker 6: was like devastating did they lose it? They were up
- 1:06:41Speaker 6: one zero most of the game and then PSG scored
- 1:06:44Speaker 6: and then.
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: They had a penalty kick.
- 1:06:45Speaker 6: They went to penalties and lost.
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: To That video that Za hosted was so funny.
- 1:06:51Speaker 6: I didn't see it.
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: It's just it's just no, it's just him walking out
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: of a bar and going to sit on a bench,
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: and like he doesn't talk the entire video, but it's
- 1:07:00Speaker 4: like the faces he's making are funny. And then you
- 1:07:03Speaker 4: start hearing people other people leaving the bar and they're
- 1:07:06Speaker 4: screaming like on the like just like fock and you
- 1:07:11Speaker 4: just like hear it in the background of his video
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: as he's just sitting there looking at the camera.
- 1:07:26Speaker 5: So what were they all excited about? Though?
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: Because I've seen I'm seeing parades in like Lagos, Nigeria,
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: where there's a million and a half people in the
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: streets celebrating. Was it them making that or did they
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: win the Premier League?
- 1:07:38Speaker 6: Or they did Arsenal won the Premier League. Yeah, so
- 1:07:42Speaker 6: they have had a pretty good year for all things considered.
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: But is that like expected? Like do they always know they.
- 1:07:47Speaker 6: Hadn't won and they hadn't won since like the early
- 1:07:50Speaker 6: arsen banger you know years Let's all pick twenty years ago.
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: Let's all pick a couple of countries. Let's go around
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: and pick a couple countries that we think are gonna
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: I would like.
- 1:07:58Speaker 6: To see England win the whole.
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: Okay, that's Francis gets first.
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: Obviously obviously America Colonizer, I would say, how lie it
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: works too?
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: I think just the way you said Colonizer tickled me.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: All right, what's your pick mine?
- 1:08:18Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:08:18Speaker 4: I got the countries that are in it.
- 1:08:20Speaker 5: We're all gonna have two countries?
- 1:08:22Speaker 4: Is every like?
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: What? Like?
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: Is Israel in it? Are they?
- 1:08:30Speaker 6: I don't think so? But Iran is.
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: Well, Iran's actually pretty good.
- 1:08:34Speaker 6: Iran and Iraq are both in it.
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: Hmmm, but I still having gone holy ship? Oh me, No, no, sorry,
- 1:08:43Speaker 5: I'm saying I haven't. Are you waiting?
- 1:08:45Speaker 6: I didn't I shouldn't have stepped on that joke you
- 1:08:47Speaker 6: told about the colonizer. That was funny.
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: I apologize now, the joke was not the Only funny
- 1:08:51Speaker 4: part was when I said colonizer again.
- 1:08:54Speaker 5: He said it smartly.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't funny.
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- 1:09:47Speaker 4: I'll go, but we're going who we think is gonna win. Yes,
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: they both had two teams, and we're going off of
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: no information, right, Francis, you obviously have more information.
- 1:09:59Speaker 6: I don't have that much information.
- 1:10:01Speaker 4: So I'm going to go Israel for my first one.
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: Okay, well it has to come back around the wanted Israel.
- 1:10:08Speaker 6: I don't think they're in it.
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: They were in the Olympics. I would they not be in.
- 1:10:11Speaker 5: They didn't qualify. You have to qualify.
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: Oh, I see, what's the second you're just getting money list.
- 1:10:19Speaker 6: There's a tiny there's a tiny African nation that's in it.
- 1:10:23Speaker 6: I've never even heard of. I'm going to go Colombia.
- 1:10:27Speaker 6: It's a good pick.
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: Actually, can I switch Argentina? I didn't see that. Yeah,
- 1:10:30Speaker 4: take Argentina, but that's kind of that's like a favorite.
- 1:10:33Speaker 5: Well he has England. We're taking favorites.
- 1:10:35Speaker 6: Cabo Verde, that's the country I'd never even heard of.
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: I'm going Saudi Arabia. I gotta get on the good
- 1:10:40Speaker 4: side of them. Anyway, they did pretty well. They beat
- 1:10:43Speaker 4: Argentina in the last one. I'm going Saudi Arabia.
- 1:10:46Speaker 5: Final answer, No, you gotta have one one chalk team
- 1:10:49Speaker 5: on all.
- 1:10:50Speaker 4: Right, Saudi Arabia and Iran. And if Israel somewhow sneaks
- 1:10:54Speaker 4: their way in, I'll take them too, all right. Roun Spain? Okay, Spain?
- 1:11:02Speaker 4: And what's your what's your hack?
- 1:11:04Speaker 6: Team Scotland? Scotland's a good long shot team Canada They're
- 1:11:11Speaker 6: fun to root for.
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: How about Canada? How are they looking this year?
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: I would take Mexico, honestly, that's a long shot.
- 1:11:19Speaker 6: Mexico is a good pick.
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: Is Spain too chalky? I mean? What about France? What
- 1:11:25Speaker 5: about Brazil?
- 1:11:26Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:11:27Speaker 4: And the country that you feel it just feels right,
- 1:11:31Speaker 4: you know, like Saudi Arabia for me.
- 1:11:33Speaker 5: Just.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because you're trying to get on the good
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: about it. You're desperate to get out to Riod.
- 1:11:40Speaker 6: Are they doing a challengers thing there in Riod?
- 1:11:43Speaker 4: They run, they run everything?
- 1:11:44Speaker 6: Could you go?
- 1:11:46Speaker 4: So the Esports World Cup happens in Riod and it
- 1:11:50Speaker 4: just got moved to Paris because of the war.
- 1:11:54Speaker 6: What Yeah, the war in Iran? Yeah, they don't want
- 1:11:59Speaker 6: to go to South Arabia.
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: For there was like drone strikes in Saudi from Iran
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: from when like the when we initially attacked Iran. I
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: think like that same week Israel attacked Saudi Arabia.
- 1:12:11Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm sorry for not knowing that. Who's your
- 1:12:14Speaker 6: long shot Haiti?
- 1:12:17Speaker 4: It wasn't like, oh, they're in it, Haiti's in it.
- 1:12:21Speaker 4: I love that pic. I don't know how Haiti made it?
- 1:12:24Speaker 5: Is gonna get smacked around?
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: There is? I love that song.
- 1:12:33Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a classical. And who's in the USA's group
- 1:12:37Speaker 5: right there?
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: It's easy?
- 1:12:38Speaker 5: And why not.
- 1:12:41Speaker 6: A hard group? And and frankly, there are you know
- 1:12:45Speaker 6: there there are three teams that make it out of
- 1:12:47Speaker 6: the group stages. The tournament's longer this year.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: Oh so we're in a group of life, so we're
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: definitely making it out hopefully.
- 1:12:54Speaker 5: Yeah, Paraguay, what's the who's the group of death? That's
- 1:12:58Speaker 5: what we got to figure.
- 1:12:58Speaker 4: That's the France Norway group. That's a tough one.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: Imagine France doesn't make it out. I would be so
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: sick if France didn't make it sick. I'm not having
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: fucking cargo from.
- 1:13:12Speaker 5: Doesn't make it.
- 1:13:13Speaker 4: When does it start next week? Yeah?
- 1:13:16Speaker 6: Very soon, very soon, brother, man, I'm pumped.
- 1:13:20Speaker 5: Group I I know.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: Yeahs Senegal, why don't you just take a regular good
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: team instead of Saudi and fucking whatever bullshit.
- 1:13:31Speaker 5: I ran.
- 1:13:32Speaker 4: It was just the king of one of the top
- 1:13:33Speaker 4: teams last year or whatever. The last time this happened,
- 1:13:36Speaker 4: it was not Yes, they were they beat didn't they
- 1:13:39Speaker 4: beat Argentina?
- 1:13:40Speaker 6: No, that's uh Saudi Arabia beat Argentina.
- 1:13:46Speaker 4: So round, that's my number one pick.
- 1:13:51Speaker 6: Morocco went really deep.
- 1:13:53Speaker 4: I swear I ran beat a team.
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: I took Iran and they had to like they had
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: like the lowest point total.
- 1:13:59Speaker 5: So I was supposed to go there for that was.
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: What that was for. Yes, that's crazy.
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: That was last World Cup and now I can't go
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: online one day with that.
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: Well, it doesn't help that we went to a war
- 1:14:12Speaker 4: with them kind of reminds everybody.
- 1:14:14Speaker 5: Yeah, well, why the fuck aren't you over there? Then?
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: Facts, who didn't someone just go there? Someone just got
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: out like a YouTuber or right with Ian went through?
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: But didn't I think, uh was did Andrew Callahan go there?
- 1:14:30Speaker 5: Too?
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: So I ran?
- 1:14:32Speaker 5: I think I think Andrew Callahan might have gone to
- 1:14:34Speaker 5: Uh what a.
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: Dumb thing to say to be like, Wow, I thought
- 1:14:37Speaker 4: you guys were going to go sign up for the
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: war who said that, Chelsea Handler?
- 1:14:42Speaker 5: Oh, oh to uh, Yeah, that's what you.
- 1:14:45Speaker 4: Were referencing when you said the why aren't you gonna go?
- 1:14:47Speaker 4: I thought you were.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: No people were saying that to me about why didn't
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: I go? Why didn't I go to who Iran?
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: It's like, because I have a job in a family
- 1:14:55Speaker 4: and I don't want to go to the war.
- 1:14:58Speaker 5: I was just like, right read on travel suggestions.
- 1:15:02Speaker 4: Yeah, Shane, you're hosting the roast of Kevin Hart. Why
- 1:15:05Speaker 4: don't you go fight in the war because he's there
- 1:15:09Speaker 4: and not in the war.
- 1:15:12Speaker 6: Because he doesn't have a blood lift?
- 1:15:16Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: Do you what do you guys think about the fallout
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: from the the roast?
- 1:15:20Speaker 5: Yeah? The roast? How everybody's still talking about it?
- 1:15:22Speaker 4: Are they? They're still they're still all in their ways
- 1:15:25Speaker 4: about it.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: Everybody's going on their podcast, Chelsea Handler, that's when the
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: real roast happens. Yeah, once you go home, once you're
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: at the Lawful House afterwards, a little bit high, a
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: little bit drunk, you can really talk your shit.
- 1:15:36Speaker 5: You know.
- 1:15:36Speaker 6: What's The one cool thing about it though, was that,
- 1:15:39Speaker 6: well everybody in the comedy world was kind of on
- 1:15:44Speaker 6: the side of like, yeah, you make jokes. That's what
- 1:15:46Speaker 6: we do.
- 1:15:47Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I just don't think it's like, yeah.
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: Historically when people have gone over the line, like in
- 1:15:53Speaker 6: you know, twenty nineteen to twenty twenty two kind of era,
- 1:15:58Speaker 6: when someone would go over the line with people would
- 1:16:01Speaker 6: come quickly out and be like, yeah, that was inappropriate.
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: Yeah. I think it's just I think people have hopefully
- 1:16:05Speaker 4: gotten better at realizing, like, not every joke's gonna work.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: Well just to be like Devil's advocate. I think the
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: one thing about Chelsea Handler that nobody's pointing out is
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: that she has multiple photographs of her dumping her tits out,
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: and I feel like nobody's like even talking about that
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: at all, Like nobody's.
- 1:16:23Speaker 5: Is that like a like celebrating.
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: That fact, was celebrating it. I don't know if you
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: meant we should be like mad about that.
- 1:16:28Speaker 5: Or no, we should be fucking how come your tits
- 1:16:30Speaker 5: aren't Yeah?
- 1:16:31Speaker 4: Well yeah, I mean I thought you would be at
- 1:16:34Speaker 4: the war if you're tits hanging out every day. It's
- 1:16:39Speaker 4: like completely unrelated.
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: Fifteen Yeah, oh my god, I love it. It's good,
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: it's healthy for the sport. It's like jay Z going
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: back and forth with Drake exactly. It's healthy for the
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: sport gam Yeah, just grow the game. That's what we
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: want to see, all right, all right, yeah, right set, Yeah.
- 1:17:02Speaker 6: We're over an hour.
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: No one took uh Brazil, no one took Argentina, no
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: one took Portugal, no one took Germany, no one took
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: the Netherlands.
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: No, but we were I mean, so my final answer
- 1:17:14Speaker 4: with Saudi Arabia, yours.
- 1:17:15Speaker 5: Was Spain in Mexico, Spanish speaking brothers, Well, let's go one.
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: Let's go one.
- 1:17:19Speaker 5: No. Two is a short shot and a long shot.
- 1:17:22Speaker 4: But I think mine are both long shots.
- 1:17:24Speaker 5: That's why I'm telling you to take one of the
- 1:17:26Speaker 5: someone who has better odds.
- 1:17:27Speaker 4: All right, so wait, what was yours? I said, England
- 1:17:30Speaker 4: and Haiti and you one more time, Spain and Mexico.
- 1:17:34Speaker 4: Spain in Mexico, England and Haiti.
- 1:17:37Speaker 5: Are you dumb?
- 1:17:38Speaker 4: I'm kidding. Okay, I'll go I'll go to Saudi Arabia
- 1:17:42Speaker 4: and Argentina.
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: Okay, cool with Peter Ti. You and Peter Ti taking Argentina.
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: Have you seen everybody talk? You saw Peter Tiles moving
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: his whole family to Argentina, and everybody's like, well yeah,
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: because that's out of like the blast radius of the
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: biggest nuke that Israel has, but also out of that
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: blast radius is fucking Los Angeles.
- 1:18:04Speaker 5: Yeah, why wouldn't you just move to anyway? Not as
- 1:18:09Speaker 5: good as tax breaks, Seriously, not as good as the
- 1:18:12Speaker 5: safe haven for Nazis. And that's all I have this week.
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: All right, We'll be back next week with a new episode.
- 1:18:20Speaker 6: Thank you.