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Bonus IMPROV - Let Me Go Ahead and Get Your Cheese · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fine friends very very oh yeah big time wow yeah i'm gonna suggest we do a little
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  bonus improv. What do you think?
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  I accept your suggestion.
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  Thank you. You know who else's suggestion
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  will accept?
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  Who?
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  Joe's.
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  Joe?
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  Your suggestion is
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  Poof.
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  Poof.
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  Okay.
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  I think of pillows.
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  A poofy little pillow.
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  I think of something disappearing.
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  Gone.
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  Poof.
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  Has anything ever disappeared in front of you?
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  I feel like I had definitely had moments where it's like I lost something that was like literally just right in front of me.
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  And I don't know.
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  is that what the book the borrowers was about i never heard of it i was like about leads like
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  little people that lived in like in the walls and stuff and so like when you can't find something
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  it's like the borrowers they're taking your stuff so like they have this like little tiny world
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  or like a huge like thimble is like that's what they use for their bathtub or whatever like that
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  kind of thing or maybe not a bathtub but get your own bathtub yeah also wouldn't water leak out of
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  a thimble i don't know no some of them are some of them are solid
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  that's interesting
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  if
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  you
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  could if you had
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  the ability
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  to
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  truly be magical like
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  make something disappear
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  would you
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  take that ability
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  as opposed to not taking it
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  I guess you're right why not
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  take it if they're giving it away
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  Freebie.
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  Yeah, freebie.
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  I'll take it.
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  How would you use that power?
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  And I can make things disappear?
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  Yeah, but you can't make them reappear.
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  What's the con?
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  So here's my question.
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  Could I be like, what's the balance owed on this?
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  And they tell me, I'm like, check again.
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  Can I make that disappear?
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  Or are you talking about just like a physical object going away?
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  Physical object going away.
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  And it's gone forever.
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  So it's not like you can disappear it into your own hands.
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  It's like you make it disappear and it's gone.
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  I think I would
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  I would go up to every police officer I saw and I be like didn you guys used to have guns And they be like what And then it would be gone
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  But then they would immediately like cuff you and be like, how do you know?
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  What happened?
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  Take, go ahead.
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  No gun, no crime.
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  Yeah.
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  And then I could just keep doing it.
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  Right.
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  So like.
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  I think word would spread.
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  Oh, I'm in jail.
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  Oh, that's interesting because the hinges on the cell door just disappeared.
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  Now the door fell over.
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  Now I'm exiting my cell.
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  What happened?
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  What happened?
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  You know?
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  Yeah.
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  Or people upset me.
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  And they like go to take a drink of their beverage.
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  The liquid's gone.
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  Oh, it's your birthday dessert?
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  The dessert's gone.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Nuisance.
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  Yeah.
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  What would you do?
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  I'd cure all cancer.
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  You said objects.
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  I'm just kidding.
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  I wouldn't do that.
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  I'd probably like mess with people in subtle ways.
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  I don't think I'd,
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  I'd be worried that I'd accidentally disappear a person though.
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  Well,
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  you said they're never coming back.
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  So it's not like you're going to get in trouble.
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  No,
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  I don't think that's how that works.
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  What do you mean?
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  Unless you said,
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  Hey,
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  everyone look and they disappeared.
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  Well,
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  then there's like,
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  if people are,
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  there's still like a missing person and they can never tie it to you.
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  that's why every body that I murder
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  I incinerate, I throw into a lava
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  into lava
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  I thought you took a lot of trips to
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  Iceland
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  and now
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  improv
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  honey
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  um
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  have you seen
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  my keys anywhere?
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  yes
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  Oh great
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  Oh cause I'm running late
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  Oh you're
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  Oh I thought you were
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  I have a meeting
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  Oh big one?
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  Big meeting?
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  Big
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  Huge
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  Oh my god
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  You prepared
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  It was
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  You remember last night
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  When I
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  When I
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  You
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  You wanted to talk to me
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  About
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  What was happening
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  On Love Island
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  And I kind of just snapped at you
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  And I was like
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  I don't have time for this right now
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  Yeah
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  I remember
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  I'm so sorry about that
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  It was
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  I was stressed
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  I was preparing for this big meeting
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  I have this morning
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  It's okay
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  Kristen I forgive you
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  Thank you
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  thank you Todd
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  I'd love the keys
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  where are they
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  you asked me if I'd seen them
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  yeah
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  I definitely have seen them
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  great where
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  where did you see them
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  you were holding them
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  I've seen them in your hand
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  I've seen them
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  in the car
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  like in the ignition
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  and dangling down
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  okay but I mean
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  you know what I'm asking though right
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  I could draw you a picture
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  no I don't need a picture
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  I need the keys
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  oh
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  I don't know if I could help you with that.
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  Why not?
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  Do you know where they are?
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  Hmm, do I know where they are?
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  Hmm Todd Todd How about we just let me ask you one question and if you get it right
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  i'll tell you where the keys are okay last night on love island oh my god
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  roberta told a very very dirty secret to tomas what was it
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  I don't know she's having an affair
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  I thought you said you weren't listening
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  I wasn't
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  So you were paying attention
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  Why'd you snap at me then
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  No I
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  That was a guess Todd
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  That was a guess you said a dirty secret
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  And it's a stupid show
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  So I just went with the lowest common denominator
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  You mean you guessed and you were right
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  Yes
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  Huh
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  Well, it would have been better if you'd seen it
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  I would like to watch it with you sometime
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  A lot of couples watch this together
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  I'm sure that they do, honey
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  But you know how busy I am at work
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  Okay, let me go ahead and get your cheese
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  My cheese?
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  What are we talking about?
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  Keys
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  You don't want cheese?
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  No, I don't want cheese, I need my keys, I gotta go, honey
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  Oh, what I'm baking brie
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  Honey, that sounds delicious
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  I think you want some
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  Honey
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  Do you or do you not know what happened to my keys?
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  Todd?
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  I think you want some of this cheese.
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  Todd?
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  We need to communicate better.
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  Todd?
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  Todd, answer me.
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  I am.
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  Okay.
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  I need you to answer me.
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  I'll help you find them.
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  Honestly.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  did you disappear my keys because you were mad at me about love island last night
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  todd yeah answer me todd i i was upset todd i'm trying to be honest you upset me
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  you hurt my feelings i'm sorry about that but and i said i need to hurt her feelings
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  that's what i said to myself and she really loves her job god and i was like not on my watch but
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  then i thought she'll come around she'll do and say the right thing and we'll get back on track
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  so if you want your keys i think you're gonna have to do something for me fine give me that brie
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  okay okay oh god it's hot oh my god it's hot oh slow i gotta go no slow slow slow
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  slow.
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  I ate an entire wheel of brie. Are you happy now?
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  Well, you're not going to be happy.
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  I know.
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  This is going to come up to bite me in the ass
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  when I'm in that meeting.
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  Your key was in that.
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  What?
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  That's what I was trying to tell you.
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  I think you want the cheese.
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  You baked my keys into a wheel of brie and then I ate the brie Let me explain to you how this was supposed to go You were supposed to talk to me about Love Island I was supposed to admonish you
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  gently. We were going to talk about
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  your key. You were going to have a nice slice of brie that I
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  prepared. You were going to see the key.
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  I was telling you to slow down. You were going to see the
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  key in the brie. Key in the brie!
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  It rhymes! Don't get cute,
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  Todd. And then we were going to
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  laugh and you were going to go, but now you ate it.
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  Oh my god, Todd.
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  What am I going to do?
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  No.
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  No, it's so viscous it can't come up.
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  Yeah, Owen, you famously can't throw up.
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  I know.
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  You've been interviewed for that.
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  I know.
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  That's how important this is.
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  I'm trying.
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  I'm trying.
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  I could drive you.
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  Todd, you know you're not allowed behind the wheel of a car.
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  I know, but it's an emergency.
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  I thought this once.
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  No.
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  No?
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  You're not allowed.
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  and you're now they put a lock on your car on on your no one can drive that i heard a lot of people
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  you do amazing that i'm in the home right now yeah what if you ate more cheese maybe it'll
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  make it come out the other side yeah i have four wheels i guess we'll try anything at this point
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  okay hey you got 11 minutes to get to work we can do this okay does it have to be baked or
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  I think it should.
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  Okay.
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  Let me, okay, here we go.
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  Thank God we bought that baker from superspeedybakers.com.
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  God, I know it seemed stupid at the time, but.
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  Here you go.
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  Oh, baby, it's hot.
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  Why did you eat that so fast?
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  Your backup key was in that.
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  What?
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  Don't you learn?
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  Why would you tell me that?
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  If you knew I had a backup key, why wouldn't you just get that?
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  You knew you had a backup key.
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  You didn't once have to come out of it.
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  I thought that one was lost.
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  Do you want your third backup key?
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  Is there a third backup key?
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  Yes, I want a...
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  There's only two keys.
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  Why are you doing this to me?
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  Here, just have the other two wheels cold.
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  All right.
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  It's worse cold.
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  It's amazing to me that you're still going fast.
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  I know there's no extra key.
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  I have no time.
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  Okay, okay.
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  How do you feel?
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  Full
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  You do?
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  Yeah
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  I feel really full
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  Oh my god
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  Any minute now I'm sure you're gonna have a
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  Key shoot
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  What was in that
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  Wait
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  Hang on
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  What was
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  What's stuck in my throat
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  What
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  What was in that last
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  What
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  Oh keep pulling
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  Keep pulling
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  Oh
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  What
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  Is this a hanger?
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  Was this
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  your backup to the backup key.
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  We solve problems in this house.
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  Scene.