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Full Show 10-16-25: Bowl Cuts and Bangs · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Always joke, and I'm like, producer Blake is the gen
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  Speaker 2: zer in the room?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I technically am. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And there's a term. There's a phrase that you and
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  Speaker 2: your girlfriend who are both gen z ers use, and
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  Speaker 2: I got it from my cousin yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: She said it to me.
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  Speaker 3: What did she say?
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  Speaker 4: Pop off?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pop off?
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  Speaker 4: But I got a text and I'm gonna show you
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  Speaker 4: a photos.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, pop off Princess Diana.
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  Speaker 3: Pop Off, Princess Diana.
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  Speaker 2: And this was the picture she sent me. It's an
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  Speaker 2: old picture of me.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Look like Princess Diana.
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  Speaker 5: You look like a you look like a president's wife
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  Speaker 5: from the eighties.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: I went through if and that was not even taken
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  Speaker 2: in the eighties. That was early two thousands. I went
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: through a phase where I had real short hair. I'll
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  Speaker 2: let you post it. You can post it on The
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show on Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be honestly, this is kind of scary.
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  Speaker 4: Can you tell where I'm at by the tunnels on
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  Speaker 4: the ceiling?
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  Speaker 2: Chuck E cheese. I don't know whose birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Party we're at but we're at a check I can
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  Speaker 5: tell you one thing that's missing children.
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  Speaker 4: Somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: All I'll see is all I see is pizza, adults
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  Speaker 5: and and fake smiles.
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  Speaker 2: The kids were taking the pictures anyway, thought that would
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  Speaker 2: be a fun show and tell, so good morning, thank
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  Speaker 2: you for being here.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be a fun day on the show.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to call in eight three three five
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  Speaker 2: one Bama post that.
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  Speaker 4: On the Alabama Show, Okay.
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: Pop off, Princess is.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell? Headlines on the Alabama Show, a.
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  Speaker 2: Cat was caught on camera dropping a dead mouse into
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  Speaker 2: the family's dinner pot.
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  Speaker 3: Just trying to feed, just trying to feed.
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  Speaker 4: This is a foster.
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  Speaker 2: Kitten named Wendy was captured on security camera dropping a
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  Speaker 2: dead mouse into her family's cooking pot while they were
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  Speaker 2: cooking dinner, so it was like in the food.
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  Speaker 4: And then the.
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  Speaker 2: Animal shelter shared the kitten footage, saying, Wendy is a
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  Speaker 2: foster failure that was caught on a kitchen cam adding
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  Speaker 2: spice to her mom's dinner. We should all be as
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  Speaker 2: thoughtful as miss Wendy.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be honest, A can't named Wendy couldn't be worse.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, they ended up getting take out that night.
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  Speaker 1: Super Easy Trivia with the Yellabama Show.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, Wes. What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 6: I'm about to go into those and grab some more
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  Speaker 6: paint and finish up this project that I'm doing on
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  Speaker 6: the back deck at my house.
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  Speaker 4: Huh did you call us yesterday? Did you just retire?
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  Speaker 6: No? No, that's not me.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people working on their decks right
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  Speaker 2: now in the Birmingham area.
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  Speaker 6: Pat project.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Well, all right, what color painting your dad?
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  Speaker 6: Well, it was U just would in our primed and
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  Speaker 6: painting nit grade.
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  Speaker 2: All right, can we get deck pics when you're done?
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  Speaker 4: All right? I love you, Wes.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: Hey are you calling to play Super Easy Trivia?
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  Speaker 4: I am all right.
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: I'll ask the questions producer Blake will be your lifeline.
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  Speaker 4: You ready, Let's do it, all right?
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  Speaker 2: Question number one, according to the Guinness Book of Worldwick Records,
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  Speaker 2: what is the best selling book of all time, of.
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  Speaker 6: All time, that's the only book of all time? Would
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  Speaker 6: that be the Bible?
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  Speaker 4: The Bible would be correct? Blake. I'm surprised you didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't know that.
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  Speaker 3: I did know this. I was waiting on him to answer.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Next one, what is the name of the
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  Speaker 2: pet dinosaur on the TV cartoon The Flintstones.
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  Speaker 6: Ooh, this is an old cartoon. I remember watching the kid.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Fred Wilma ya.
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  Speaker 3: Was the daughter?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Pepples was there?
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  Speaker 6: The dinosaur that was right outside the house. I always
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  Speaker 6: wanted it in. Fred was kicking them out. He was
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  Speaker 6: like screaming. You know, what was his name?
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  Speaker 4: What was he screaming?
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  Speaker 2: What was Fred screaming?
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't Fred because that was his neighbors.
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  Speaker 4: Friend. That's the main guy you want. Do you want
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  Speaker 4: producer Blake to help you out?
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  Speaker 6: Just give me one more second.
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  Speaker 4: Had No, that's fine, I get it.
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  Speaker 7: There.
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  Speaker 3: He needs to give you a hint. It's what was he?
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  Speaker 6: He was a dinosaur?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, take out sore?
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  Speaker 6: Oh dino?
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  Speaker 8: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I love you all right.
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  Speaker 4: Last one for the wind Wes. I think you can
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  Speaker 4: do it. Who is Barbie's boyfriend?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's Ken, Well, so I love you.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations. You won tickets to twenty one Pilots.
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  Speaker 6: Oh man, you know twenty one Pilots is one of
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  Speaker 6: my favorite fans.
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  Speaker 9: It's three things you need to know there was a
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  Speaker 9: cat that was stuck on the roof at the galleria
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  Speaker 9: and people and Hoover all.
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  Speaker 4: Came together to save this cat. They didn't call the
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  Speaker 4: fire departments.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the fire department was a part of it. The
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  Speaker 2: Hoover Fire Department Kitty Cat Haven.
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  Speaker 4: This cat was.
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  Speaker 2: Stuck on the old Seers building for like four days
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  Speaker 2: with no food or water, and it started.
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  Speaker 4: Going viral on Facebook.
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  Speaker 2: So they all went and set up humane traps and
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  Speaker 2: figured out a way to get the cat down.
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  Speaker 4: So cat's off of the Seers building here. Kitty Kitty
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  Speaker 4: sounds like a movie. I love it. I just yeah
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  Speaker 4: it is.
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  Speaker 2: How much do you think Teddy Swims makes on tour?
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  Speaker 3: A million?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no?
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  Speaker 2: He just shared if you have dreams to be an
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  Speaker 2: aspiring musician, he just revealed his paycheck after five years
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  Speaker 2: of touring. He said that last year he made twenty
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars. What after everybody was paid? He said, But
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  Speaker 2: everybody was paid and everyone is fed, so I would
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  Speaker 2: say that's successful. But that was his profit from touring.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty thousand. That's how much eat.
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  Speaker 3: Too a calm, just from touring, though he makes other
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  Speaker 3: money elsewhere. I'm guessing yeah, but.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a lot. I mean, he was like, he goes.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully next year.
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  Speaker 4: We'll be swimming in the money. Teddy swim.
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: Let's go teddy swimming.
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: Here are three ways to improve your relationship in sixty seconds,
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  Speaker 2: according to a psychologist producer Blake.
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  Speaker 4: You need this. Go on a one minute hug after
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  Speaker 4: a long day of work.
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  Speaker 3: I love those.
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  Speaker 4: I do too.
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  Speaker 2: It can lower cortisol and boost the bonding hormone oxytocin.
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  Speaker 2: Have a moment of gratitude before bed each night, share
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  Speaker 2: one thing that you appreciated that day from each other.
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  Speaker 3: I do that often, just in general.
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  Speaker 2: But we'll go on and then one a quick morning
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: check in every morning, ask what's one thing that you're
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  Speaker 2: carrying today and how can I support you?
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  Speaker 3: I like that one.
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  Speaker 4: I love that one too.
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  Speaker 3: That one sounds good.
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  Speaker 4: It's so good.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's one thing you're carrying today?
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  Speaker 4: And how can I help you.
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  Speaker 3: The trauma of what you've done to me stop traumatizing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 2: More at The Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 9: The Alabama Show on demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: I am so mad at my little cousin's baby daddy.
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  Speaker 3: What did he do?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my go By the way, thanks for listening to
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  Speaker 2: the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with producer Blake, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: I talk about my little cousin, Hannah, who is the
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  Speaker 2: voice of what the hell headline that was her when
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  Speaker 2: she was a kid and where she's like my little sister. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: her and baby daddy had a baby.
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  Speaker 4: Baby's a year old. Uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently everybody, including Hannah. Everybody has known for weeks except
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  Speaker 2: for me. He's got a ring and he's planning on proposing.
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  Speaker 2: He's had the ring for like three months.
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  Speaker 3: Well, why do you need to know about this?
• 8:08
  Speaker 4: Well, why does she need to know about it? Are
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  Speaker 4: you telling me about it?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, why do you know about it?
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  Speaker 2: You grew in the surprise. She goes, well, he's supposed
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  Speaker 2: to do it before the end of the year. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, now, you've really grew in this surprise because
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  Speaker 2: she knows when it's coming. But I first heard about
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  Speaker 2: it last week.
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  Speaker 4: From memem my grandmother. Me Ma has seen a picture
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  Speaker 4: of the ring.
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  Speaker 3: He's he's letting too much information out, but.
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  Speaker 4: Mayme I get it meyma?
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  Speaker 2: He had to get me Mall's blessing because mem raised
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  Speaker 2: my little cousin and me Hannah, so she's like, you
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  Speaker 2: know our person.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know who else has seen a picture of
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  Speaker 4: the ring?
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  Speaker 3: The baby?
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  Speaker 4: Me Mall's neighbor, Hannah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, to be fair, that's not on him, that's.
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  Speaker 4: On me because he showed it to her. She would
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how it happened, but it happened.
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  Speaker 2: And me Mall doesn't and use technology, so she didn't
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  Speaker 2: show it to the neighbors.
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  Speaker 4: He did.
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  Speaker 2: Me and baby Daddy gonna have a Why am I
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  Speaker 2: the last one to know?
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  Speaker 3: Because you do this as a drub.
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  Speaker 2: And Mema definitely said don't say anything to Hannah about
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  Speaker 2: the ring, So I didn't. But you know who brought
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  Speaker 2: up the ring to me, Hannah and then me my ghost?
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  Speaker 4: Don't talk about it on the radio? Well me, Ma,
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  Speaker 4: too late, Sorry, Mam, I'm mad.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to today.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna be you know, I will you know if
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  Speaker 2: I find out that they're engaged on Facebook?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what the holy meltdown I will have?
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  Speaker 3: You need to say this to them.
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  Speaker 2: I know I need to have a conversation with baby
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  Speaker 2: Daddy he knows me and Hannah are close.
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  Speaker 4: He's edging me out of the family. He's pushing me out.
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  Speaker 4: There's gonna be a problem.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the reason I would keep you out of the loop,
• 10:01
  Speaker 5: there's a reason they don't want the chickens at their wedding.
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: They don't want farm animals at their wedding.
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: They don't want any of these shut up animal They
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  Speaker 5: don't want ten peacocks rolling up zeus.
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  Speaker 4: I won't do that. I just want to be included.
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  Speaker 4: I want to know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to find out everybody's known for months.
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  Speaker 4: Why mother? Last night, I was at the hospital when his.
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: Baby was born without being asked. You can shoot up
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  Speaker 3: that might be washed.
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  Speaker 5: No one asked anybody to show, and you said I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna be there, And he was like, she gonna do
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  Speaker 5: this to the wedding, so it doesn't matter if she
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  Speaker 5: gets an inviter.
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: That's three things. No, what has anybody? Are you like the.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: Last person in your family to find out things? I
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: know I'm not the only person that goes through this
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: in my family. Called the show. Eight three three five
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  Speaker 2: oh one Bama is the number. That's eight three three
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  Speaker 2: five oh one two two sixty you were listening to
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  Speaker 2: the Alabama Show to man eight three three five oh one,
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  Speaker 2: Bama is the number to call the show. What does
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: your family keep from you? Or have you ever found out?
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  Speaker 2: You're the last person to find out something, Andrew, what
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  Speaker 2: does your family not tell you?
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  Speaker 7: My family, Hi, everything? Because they're scared that I'm going
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  Speaker 7: to post them on TikTok and the internet and tell
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  Speaker 7: the truth. They're already worried that I'm going to dig
• 11:17
  Speaker 7: up thirty years worth of damage on them.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I have seen your TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: You literally just called the show yesterday and said you
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  Speaker 2: outed your friend's fiance and ruined their marriage.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't tell you either.
• 11:27
  Speaker 6: Oh I did.
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  Speaker 7: Serious. I've had phone calls from my ex's my family
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  Speaker 7: telling me please don't post this or this, Please don't
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  Speaker 7: talk about this, don't get a podcast. You're going to
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  Speaker 7: ruin our lives.
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's coming.
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  Speaker 7: I have a friend of the family that would do proven
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  Speaker 7: time if I open my mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Well, don't start a podcast in you know they've already
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  Speaker 2: told you.
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  Speaker 1: So now I.
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  Speaker 3: Call it the grave shot.
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  Speaker 4: I love you, Andrew. Oh thanks for calling.
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  Speaker 7: I love ya.
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  Speaker 9: Have an amazing It's three things you need to know
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  Speaker 9: you with the Element show, don't forget.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: Twenty one Pilots is tomorrow at the Coca Cola Amphitheater.
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  Speaker 4: Producer Blake and I will be there and I am
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  Speaker 4: going to bring your photo that you hate so much
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  Speaker 4: and let people take pictures with it. It's going to
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  Speaker 4: be great.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like that at all.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's awesome. So anyway, twenty one Pilots, if
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  Speaker 2: you're going to make sure you look for us and
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  Speaker 2: say hi. Olive Garden just announce they're going to be
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  Speaker 2: closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Olive Garden.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody is shook because normally they stay open.
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  Speaker 4: They announced the change for this year in surprise. They
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  Speaker 4: were like, nope, we'll be closed. What are you to
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: do with endless breadsticks and soup?
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: Take my button down a cracker barrel? Only just gone back.
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's time to go.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Britney has now addressed Kevin Federline's book, because you know,
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: yesterday we talked about Kevin Federline has a memoir that's
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: going to drop a few days and more things are
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: coming out. He alleges that he caught Brittany cheating on
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  Speaker 2: him with a dancer. He alleges that she would stand
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  Speaker 2: in her son's bedrooms holding a knife and all these things.
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  Speaker 2: So Brittany went to Instagram and this is what she posted.
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  Speaker 2: I'm paraphrasing. You can see the full thing on her Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: She said, the constant gaslighting from ex husband is extremely
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  Speaker 2: hurtful and exhausting. I have always pleaded to have a
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  Speaker 2: life with my boys. I have felt demoralized by this situation.
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  Speaker 2: I speak on this because I have had enough. I'm
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  Speaker 2: glad she's sticking up for herself though, because literally everybody
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  Speaker 2: who's just coming for Brittany.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want more information.
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  Speaker 4: Well, here is one thing that we do know.
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  Speaker 2: She it's the time of her paying Kevin Federline child
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  Speaker 2: support is over and now he's dropping the book.
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  Speaker 4: That's all the information you need. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: That's three things you need to know. More at The
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 9: The Alabama Show on Tom's Amazing Free on the iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: App eight three three five oh one. Bama is the
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  Speaker 2: number to call the show. If you have good news,
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: we want to celebrate with you. Ashley, good morning, what's
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: your good news?
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  Speaker 10: I just finished my phlebotomy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah woo.
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  Speaker 4: That means you draw blood right.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, I'll reel soon.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know how.
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  Speaker 2: To find the veins right, because every time I get
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: blood drawn for some reason, they can never find mine.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'll leave throwing up because I've just been
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: dug around in my arm.
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  Speaker 7: Oh see, you got to find a right person.
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  Speaker 6: Come on the field. I got you.
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  Speaker 2: That's great though. Congratulations. Do you have a job lined up?
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  Speaker 2: Not yet.
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  Speaker 11: I'll do my clinicals at the end of the month
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  Speaker 11: and i'd be good to go.
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  Speaker 7: Girl.
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  Speaker 4: Good for you. Well, I am proud of you. Congratulations,
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 6: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: You were listening to The Alabama Show on demand today
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  Speaker 2: we learned who Alabama looked like when she was nineteen,
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  Speaker 2: and it was Princess Diana.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, you look like a single mom from
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  Speaker 5: me your mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: producer Blake.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: My little cousin found an old picture with a really
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: short haircut and she said, pop off Princess Diana. But
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: it made me think because we've all had terrible haircuts
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  Speaker 2: in our life.
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  Speaker 4: Mine was short.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna follow the Alabama show if you want.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: To see it. What was your worst haircut? Do you
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: ever have a mullet?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 5: But my dad one time took me out to the
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: yard under a tree, put me on like a little
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  Speaker 5: lawn chair, and then shaved it.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Did you ever have a ball cut or a rattail?
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  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean my dad's haircut was not great.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have a rat tail?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I mean technically for a little bit, but it was
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  Speaker 5: the worst one I've ever had.
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  Speaker 3: Is mutton chops that straight.
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  Speaker 4: Down sideburns on your face?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the worst hair thing I've done. I
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: also went bald one time for one hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Is there a picture? I don't know?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe? Oh, if I found the play yeah, I was
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: gonna play with them.
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  Speaker 4: Did you ever dye your hair?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 3: I won't do that.
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  Speaker 2: One time I tried to have blonde streaks in my
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  Speaker 2: hair and the girl didn't know how to do it,
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  Speaker 2: so my roots were orange like the color orange, and
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  Speaker 2: then the rest of it was blond, and then my
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  Speaker 2: hair broke off.
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  Speaker 3: And will you let me dye your hair?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: We died.
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  Speaker 2: My best friend, that is my hairdresser, also does your
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: hair now, and she will fight you.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, we do it with her there.
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  Speaker 4: Call me, no, we're off topic.
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  Speaker 3: Call the show.
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  Speaker 4: Here's the thing. I want you to call the show
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  Speaker 4: eight three three five o one Bama.
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  Speaker 2: Because everybody has had a bad haircut. At one point,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I cut my little brother's hair when we were kids.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: He had a bowl cut and his bangs were too long,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I can do it. So he
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: had a ball cut.
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  Speaker 4: And then bangs that were shorter, like one of the
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: three stages from It.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's incredible, but it's a designer.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: I did that to him. What was the worst haircut
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  Speaker 4: you've ever had? Call him? Eight three three five oh
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: one BAMA is the number?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Alabama show onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 4: What was the worst haircut that you have ever had?
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Called the show?
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Eight three three five one BAMA is the number. Good morning.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Who's this?
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  Speaker 12: Hey?
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: This is Rebecca and I just want to give everybody
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: a public announcement.
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  Speaker 12: Do not cut your own hair.
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  Speaker 4: Did you do that?
• 17:19
  Speaker 12: I have When I was like fourteen, I try to
• 17:21
  Speaker 12: give myself dangs and I ended up giving myself a mullet.
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  Speaker 4: It's always your face. Is there a picture of the mullet.
• 17:30
  Speaker 12: I don't think there was no evidence of prooven.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: I did not want evidence of that.
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  Speaker 3: How did you cut in the front and have a
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: party in the back. How did you make that happen?
• 17:40
  Speaker 12: You know, you just keep going.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: I look, I have cut bangs before too.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't turn it into a mullet, but it turned
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: into like little bitty baby hairs sticking straight up.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: I know, girl, Oh.
• 17:50
  Speaker 11: Lord, as long as I little like door, they explore
• 17:53
  Speaker 11: or like Joe dirt.
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  Speaker 4: I'm okay, we're.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Going on an adventure.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for calling the show.
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  Speaker 11: Y'all have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three thirty five, I one Bama is the number
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: to call the show. What was the worst haircut that
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: you have ever had?
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  Speaker 4: Iris? Good morning? What was yours.
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  Speaker 10: Haircut? I was in the sixth grade and I had
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: really really long bangs, and so my mother's excited to
• 18:20
  Speaker 10: cut my bank and she come so short, said, I
• 18:23
  Speaker 10: looked like Spot from trick.
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  Speaker 4: Picture Captain stock me up.
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  Speaker 10: Scotty was crying out. I cried, people make fun of
• 18:43
  Speaker 10: me for.
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  Speaker 4: Love in a picture.
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, you were listening to the Alabama Showman.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Kristen, Good morning, What was the worst haircut that you had.
• 18:59
  Speaker 11: You're gonna love this because there are hundreds of photographs
• 19:02
  Speaker 11: of it. The day of my two sixteen, my mom
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: took me to get my hair done and I needed
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  Speaker 11: my banks trimmed, and they trimmed them so short they
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  Speaker 11: were like micro banks. Oh so I am trying to
• 19:13
  Speaker 11: push them down the whole night and make them holder
• 19:17
  Speaker 11: and they're just not doing it. And there are hundreds
• 19:20
  Speaker 11: and hundreds of pictures of me with these baby banks
• 19:23
  Speaker 11: in a blue bar.
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: Girl mortified.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tag the out. We want to see it.
• 19:29
  Speaker 11: You know what I'll have to I have to kick
• 19:31
  Speaker 11: back two thousand eight times.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: That is perfect.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I try not to think about it.
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: Thank you for sure, of course, no problem.
• 19:40
  Speaker 11: You guys have a great.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Day, Kayla, good morning. What was the worst haircut that
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: you ever had?
• 19:44
  Speaker 12: Okay? So my dad when I was eight, it was
• 19:46
  Speaker 12: a day before picture day, oh no, and I have
• 19:49
  Speaker 12: curly hair, oh no. And she gave me banks because
• 19:53
  Speaker 12: I had been one bank. But he did it while
• 19:55
  Speaker 12: he was wet, and so I went to picture day
• 19:58
  Speaker 12: the next day and my ba were almost the same
• 20:01
  Speaker 12: as my hairline. Okay, so yep, eight year old Taylor
• 20:08
  Speaker 12: looks like as going into cuture day.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: I bet you don't have bangs now, do you? You
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: let those go out?
• 20:14
  Speaker 12: Heck no, and I haven't had any sense.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: If you're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Are you ready to get away from me?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Uh? There's a Snacks boot on the ground.
• 20:24
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• 20:28
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• 20:31
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