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The Dolphin Abort Code: Russia's Military Dolphins & Boaty McBoatface · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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  bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little s penis Dan I
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  accidentally got soap in my urethra multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy so is uh anybody feeling different today I'm sober I'm not well I heard you
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  open a can earlier it a can of Pito are you serious are you've got to have a day
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  off because of your big weekend is that what this is yes I do right and that's
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  today the listeners probably know if they listened last week but what what uh
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  what happened this weekend I had a birthday party you did did and I know
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  because I sung happy birthday to you you did Marilyn Monroe style very unexpected
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  yep we all did we all joined in and everybody was there and um it was to
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  celebrate something else as well as an aside yeah yeah Shakespeare's
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  death yeah that's that's also true y yeah okay all right well maybe are you
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  referring to the fact I maybe got married sat yeah that's right that's
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  what that is what I meant that is what I meant yes so how you feeling uh married
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  pretty much the same yeah mhm yeah a lot more relieved you mean sexually relieved
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  yes right yeah finally lost my
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  virginity well we asked the listeners to provide you with some advice okay uh and
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  they did they've sent through some advice I don't know did you see any of
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  it probably not no no didn't think so did they send it to my email no they
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  sent it to our Facebook our Twitter and our Instagram then no I've not seen any
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  all right well let's let's get started with some this is from Twitter our
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  Twitter account which is twitter.com nerdgasm this is from Nathan on Twitter
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  mhm MH and he says regular bouts of mortal to decide arguments or what
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  restaurant you go to is a great idea o I don't like that idea no you're
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  not a Mortal Kombat fan actually although I suck at fighting games really
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  and this may come across a little sexist but I find that girls are really good at
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  them right is it sexist to say girls are really good at something I guess it is
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  but it doesn't sound like it should be it's one of those ones that you're like
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  you're allowed to say because it's not against women yeah like saying that
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  black guys have massive [ __ ] it is racist technically but it's not negative
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  but nobody Minds you saying it yeah well yeah that that's the thing cuz I've
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  never really good fighting games I don't know why all right well maybe you just
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  need to practice okay either that or I need to get Moral Kombat I guess either
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  that or you just don't get choose where you eat I'll get better I wonder if that
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  could work for bigger fights as well you know I mean I I I have a lot of like
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  pretty serious arguments with my partner trying to decide where we eat but uh you know
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  we just we just punch yeah punch we just punch on you and your partner that's the
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  way you said that implies that you and I are together no no I mean Jen and I and
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  then you know like and and sometimes you know someone will stick there grab your
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  little nose in say o don't punch her and I'll I'll be like come on we're trying
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  to decide where to eat and oh yeah right sorry my bad you're like shut up Terry
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  why are you around here yeah exactly who's eating what I started eating nerds
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  it's a really bad thing to eat let me just finish this well this is a podcast for
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  nerds not for eating nerds I did not think that
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  through yeah put a nerd in your mouth ask a question about nerds no no no stop
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  I got a question about nerds don't change subject does anyone like the
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  banana yes no you like it Matt I think I mean I I be honest leave out the banana
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  and a packet of nerds would be better for it a packet of nerds with a banana
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  it's hard to find banana these days oh you know what I'm thinking of runs oh no
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  run RS I love the banana now I never used to I used to hate the banana and
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  runs I still hate the banana I've got a packet of runs on my desk right now the
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  strawberry is my favorite by like a [ __ ] yard always has been except I
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  well my favorite used to be lime except they got rid of lime I don't like any of
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  them anymore they're way too sweet for me no no as I've gotten older I just
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  don't I'm not interested in that stuff I'd rather eat like well sadly some
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  bread or you know like a scone or something yeah while you're drinking
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  your plain water yeah your life sounds great Matthew I eat packets of lollies a
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  day or like chips potato chips or something like that I'm not really I
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  don't know nerds and runs oh I've stopped eating that kind of stuff yeah
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  see I should i' no I'd rather eat candy than like crisps well see I wouldn't but
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  I probably should I do I should probably just eat none of it oh we should all eat
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  none of it well look back to the advice sorry Matt continue no problem Michael
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  oir on Facebook Michael fear yeah that is a great name yeah I hope I'm
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  pronouncing it correctly shout out to you Michael Oar don't stress about a thing it's the
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  best day ever unless she doesn't turn up then it becomes the worst also that's
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  not really advice as so much as a as a as a warning yeah well don't stress his
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  advice I guess yeah sure and then also should you turn up also if the Rings are
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  in a tie up pouch thing don't have it tied up because when you have to untie
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  it on the spot at the altar it can become very tricky Under Pressure now I
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  almost made that mistake cuz I had the Rings still in the boxes in my pockets
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  cuz I was the best man I had to present them to the priest yes and I had the
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  forethought just beforehand to remove them from the box so but what did you do
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  instead with the Rings what did I do instead well I had well you got the
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  Rings out in time and there he told me whispered to me cuz I didn't really know
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  what I had to do he whispered to me that I was to hold them out so that he could
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  he could bless them and then so I I put him in my hand and I held them out out
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  and he started waving his hand and so I thought he was indicating to me please
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  move them that's wrong so I started moving them around turns out no he he
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  was blessing them so he was doing the sign of the cross yes well I didn't know
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  not familiar with it sorry yeah you hadn't seen that before now I'm not a
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  Catholic but I know when someone does the sign of the cross I didn't know
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  that's what he was doing I I honestly did not I know what you mean like head
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  and stomach and shoulders or whatever spectacles testicles
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  yeah see I'm not I'm not familiar with it I know it like if if someone does it
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  very obviously then I can go oh that's that thing right but if he's just waving
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  his hand I don't know what he's doing do you know why I know that and you don't
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  Matt why because I was raised as an atheist right so all of that stuff was
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  kind of up for grabs for me to just put into my brain you were raised as like a
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  strict Anglican well no I was Protestant yeah same thing and not and not not
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  particularly strict was [ __ ] you went to a religious primary school did you
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  not uh they [ __ ] kicked you out of scripture did they not asking questions
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  my original primary school was and then I got was was public sorry was a public
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  school and I got moved to to a Christian one yes and I did and I attended
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  Christian Schools um for high school yeah but again there were they just made
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  you they made it a personal crusade to not let you find out about Catholicism
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  well not Anglican or Catholic or Catholic so and they're the two more I
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  thought Ang was the same as Protestant is that not the case no absolutely not
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  of England isn't it no absolutely not all right I don't know anything about it
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  clearly Anglican Church branched off from the Catholic church when um King
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  Henry VII decided that he wanted to divorce his wives right and so he just
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  invented a new church church of England the Anglican church so that he could
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  make up the rules himself and so that that Church formed and then during the
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  Reformation I believe yeah Martin Luther nailed his complaints to the door of the
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  church and said okay you giv me the shits and then he started the Protestant
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  movement of which there are which is give away all your possessions and and
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  wear a sack around and there's like a a whole bunch of of different types of
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  that as well I also believe he was the first one who wanted to translate the
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  Bible out of Latin into languages people could read could be could be and they
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  they didn't like that the administration so anyway no I'm sorry I'm not not
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  terribly famili with Catholic tradition sorry about that okay that's enough for
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  multiple religion gasm today yeah do we have any more advice for Luke we do this
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  is from Simon Simon cole who's he's been a listener and and fan fan of the show
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  for a long time fan Simon cole is The Unofficial fifth member of this podcast
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  I know he does all the artwork I know if listeners if you've seen any of our
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  stuff online you've seen his work and he's a genius not even online glance
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  down at the device you're listening to right now good point good point Simon
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  says best advice I can think of right now is to always listen to your partner
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  whatever they're talking about give them your focus and make sure they know you
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  are always there to hear what they have to say after a few years you'll be able
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  to do this while still playing the Xbox as many of the conversations will be
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  just about emptying the bins helping to tidy around the house and do the washing
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  up once in a while once you've memorized the responses to each of these they
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  become muscle memory and are easy to recall while still gaining achievements
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  that is brilliant advice yes and I'm sure your advice man that's a good
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  advice you'll be taking it spoken by a man who's had to learn the hard way
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  spoken by me or just written in written in by transcribed by him I guess spoken
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  by you sure listen to Darcy hey Darcy how you going he says don't die and make
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  sure the same happens with your lady good advice solid advice I hadn't been
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  planning on dying but maybe I should yeah I should probably incorporate hater
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  into that as well have you contemplated not dying yeah yeah I've thought about
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  it okay so you you've considered not D I guess okay that covers dying I guess you
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  could say all right Lisa writes in says don't go commando friends wedding picks
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  best man's balls in every single photo ho in trousers o it's too late that one
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  stay away from water and have a really great day yeah I did a reply and I said
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  no we're all going to be wearing Kilts so commando's mandatory I was very
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  Commando MH how do you be very Commando can you be just a little bit Commando
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  the degrees of Commando I I took my balls off and put them on me no all
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  right all right there is no very Commando it is just it's like something
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  how something can't be very command is you shaved them I guess we wore Kilts uh
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  first time I've ever worn uh a kilt or a dress of any
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  kind um offense is no offense intended I mean that in the nicest way and uh yeah
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  it was uh quite comical I think to watch Dan and I attempting to sit down the
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  first couple of times the first time you sat down I laughed yeah you w the only
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  one cuz apparently we sat down in unison and then in unison stood up adjusted our
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  Kilts and attempted to sit down a second time yeah and I was constantly paranoid
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  that I had exposed myself and then later at the perception I did expose myself as
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  you will have noticed on our Facebook facebook.com/ multip nerdgasm yeah Shady
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  Lane writes that's a great name by the way Shady Lane sounds so peaceful I
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  picture like trees and you know like over over a nice little English enter
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  Shady Lane okay um well see I'm starting to think that Shady Lane sort of maybe a
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  creepy Place really pretty shady down there I'd like to enter Shady Lane
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  regardless it's sort of the lane that you want to walk past you mean like
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  Shifty Lane yeah well it's not it's not the name Shady Lane don't listen to him
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  Shady listen to me Shady marriage is two things but one it is a piece of paper
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  number two it is a choice you have both made to be in one another's lives you
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  need the first to have governments and churches accept that you are married but
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  you need the second to make it work work and to have those that matter to you
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  accept that you are married uh we accept that you're married
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  uh we were there we saw it so it is true yeah yeah yep well I didn't see the
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  signing of the paper I just saw the saying of the vows oh I I signed you
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  close enough to the paper right yeah I signed it myself now in blood did you do
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  my advice and sign a fake name just in case because I always do yeah like if
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  you if you sign it nobody's going to look that closely and then you're
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  married for as long as you want to be married for but then the second you
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  don't want to be married anymore just say I never signed it they'll say yeah
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  you did you'll look and they'll see Mickey Mouse and they'll realize oh okay
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  you didn't sign it I never signed the same name twice either I just realized I
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  didn't even check because I'm supposed to I I was witnessing it right which I
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  guess probably meant I should have read what I was signing I think specifically
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  what a witness is yeah see he just pointed and said sign sign here like I
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  had I sign like four things the witness is I you're just witnessing that I
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  signed it right but check if you signed it Luke I just signed myself sign
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  it I signed you you could you could have not not signed it and I would have still
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  signed he could have written the phrase Matt ain't G to read this because I was
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  so kind I didn't know what to do I didn't I failed to stand up to to sign
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  the paper if you if you remember yeah but to be fair no one told it to stand
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  up and then there was a point there was a point where you and one of the
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  Bridesmaids got up but me and one of the bridesmaid
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  didn't like we were just looking at each other like us two us two us two and then
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  somebody in the audience was like get up and so we got up
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  uh we paid more attention at the rehearsal and then told you guys what we
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  had to do look it was fine it was fine Chris mcgr writes in and says just keep
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  doing what you're doing you're on to a winner mhm and listen I'm realized that
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  I'm not saying everybody's name that's not intentional it's just it's just how
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  it's happened Michael O fear I know I did I know cuz it was such an impressive
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  cool last names I just haven't haven't noticed that I haven't even written
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  everybody's last name down so uh sorry but listen to Randall writes in and says
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  ask her for 150 bucks every Sunday so you can go to the pub and get drunk uh
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  he will be doing that I assume won't you I will be now yeah I listen to her
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  listener's advice that's like getting $200 for and go you know just by getting
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  around another week you just get a little bit of pocket money and finally
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  we had somebody send in uh I believe it's probably the person who runs this
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  website because it was from the user account wife hacks and they've sent us a
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  link to this website wife hacks which seems to be a bunch of uh advice for for
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  men uh for example the best time to ask for favors is on the way to the
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  bathroom okay what what women love seeing a man do chores plan to start 30
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  minutes before she gets home ooh that's good when your lady says what it's not
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  because she didn't hear you she's giving you a chance to change what you [Laughter]
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  said if at first you don't succeed try doing it the way she told you [Laughter]
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  to oh dear in in arguments you have two
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  options be correct or be happy never laugh at your wife's choices you
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  are
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  one yeah this is not bad not bad yeah your wife won't start an argument with
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  you if you're [Laughter]
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  cleaning I yeah no I was once told that I needed to clean 10% more than I
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  currently was which was the start of an argument I
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  was like like the [ __ ] did you just say to [Laughter]
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  me I do really like the one about just starting half an hour before they get
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  home yeah it's good this one as well if you say I'll fix that fix it she'll
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  [Laughter] remember yeah yeah so uh that's that's
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  also some useful advice even though I think it was technically spam it turned
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  out to be quite useful fine for me I I take the advice of any spam given to me
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  yeah all right well so that's that's our coverage of Luke's wedding I guess is
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  anything you want to add guys uh yeah I I want to add something actually okay
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  yeah because um I uh I AMC The Wedding
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  actually um said a few things did a great job oh thanks Luke I'm glad you
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  think so I tried to tried to just move things along uh bring a a little bit of
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  humor but not too much I didn't want to David Brent the situation you know what I mean
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  y but um one of one of the stories I told one of the things that I mentioned
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  right was that in high school Luke and I used to be a bit Scrappy right yeah we
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  we we didn't start off as best friends we were a bit Scrappy we rubbed each
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  other the wrong way got into you know a couple of scrapes and and then
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  eventually became best friends right yeah that's the short story but I
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  mentioned the time there was a couple of times where you know things came to
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  blows uh and you know it's kind of ironic cuz now we're such close
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  but I think and I'm not quite why maybe I didn't go into enough detail right
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  with the stories because everybody there and a lot of people spoke to me about it
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  afterwards everyone took every single memory they had of you being picked on
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  in high school and attributed that to me right and everyone had all these
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  different stories because we all got picked on right I mean everyone gets
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  picked on in high school so I had people come up to me and say oh I can't believe
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  you bash lukee that time under this circumstance this ccum whoa whoa whoa
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  whoa no no no no that wasn't me I don't know who you're talking about but that
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  wasn't me right and other people come up to me and saying oh [ __ ] Luke bashed
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  you good and I'm like no neither of us bashed each other okay we were just
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  Scrappy that's it right I don't know who you're talking about then but that
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  wasn't me and your dad Luke came up to me and started saying yeah Luke used to
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  talk about you didn't realize it was at the time but Luke used to tell me that
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  he was getting picked on and I was like just [ __ ] hit the [ __ ] I'm like Dean
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  I don't think that was me I'm sure that was one of the many [ __ ] wits who was
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  picking on us back in the day stop attributing all the stories to me yeah
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  it was not you for half most of those fights I got suspended quite a few times
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  in high school for fighting we all did it was a dangerous place to be yeah the
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  only person on crutches or a wheelchair to get suspended for fighting if you
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  apologize for what you've done to Luke's leg you falling off the internet I just
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  don't know what to I don't know what to say don't to
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  say you guys do need to apologize by the way not to not to me and not to each
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  other necessarily no no not not even necessarily to each other to the
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  listeners maybe depending on who those listeners happen to be I I wasn't
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  present for this and I only found out about it later cuz I I was shown a clip
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  from uh from from the episode that I missed oh and I just want to say I was
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  disgusted and now I'm going to play the clip oh sure and you guys just think
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  about what you've done just think about what you've done all right have listen
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  to this [ __ ] my robot [ __ ] Daddy I'm such a bad
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  naughty I [ __ ] hate they should all die and burn in hell Bush did 9/11 and
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  Hitler would have done a better job than that we've got now I [ __ ] hate I wish
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  we could put the all in concentration camps with the and be done with a lot
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  kill right I hate the Jews unbelievable you didn't even bother
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  beeping Luke's uh well I mean everyone just everyone knows how he feels it wasn't much
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  point but I I just can't believe it unprovoked unprovoked that was the start of the
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  episode right that's just you know straight out of the uh as for all I know
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  that was the episode yeah yeah just straight out of the intro right into uh
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  [ __ ] my [ __ ] daddy whatever that means so anyway I
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  just want to remind you now that I have I do have a clip of Luke saying that he hates the
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  Jews bear in mind that exists does does it matter that it's slightly out of
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  context does it matter do you think it does Luke yeah does it matter to you has
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  it mattered in the past when we're the internet does matter do you think that's
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  an important distinction H interesting we'll see I'm just going to make it my ring
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  tone it was right you've achieved something in the
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  LA over the last year and it's not quite over yeah we just spoke about I got
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  buried yeah no no but something else convincing a woman that she wanted to
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  promise to spend her whole life with it not only that I got her to ask me to do
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  it that is impressive actually yeah no but I'm not talking about that I'm
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  talking about and it's not quite yet but by the time the listeners hear this it
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  will be and then you're going to be away so we won I don't think it will be oh
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  it's not until the 5th happens okay are you going to be here next week well yes
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  I don't leave till the 5th well maybe we don't have to talk about it now then
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  let's like drop the gun cuz I'm getting scared I nearly forgot to get one
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  yesterday all right [ __ ] this up now more days I've got money riding on you
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  10 more days I can do it all right well do you want to give away some prizes
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  instead c c can I have one no then no I don't want to give away
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  maybe okay uh we had a competition on our social media
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  um for a copy of Plague Inc two copies of Plague Inc we're giving
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  away uh and a bunch of people entered thank you very much for your entries if
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  you didn't get a chance to enter I'm very sorry but you uh you were
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  warned so I'd like to announce the winners now the play in
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  competition and uh this one I think this one's going to be a bit of an upset
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  really yeah because this person this person's won yeah this person's won
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  before yeah and had to have their
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  confiscated I see well I think we all know who you're talking about yes now
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  this is all random uh the the the service that we ran the competition
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  through picks picks the winners so nothing to do with us and we did have we
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  had quite a number of entries so there's nothing funny going on here but um Carol
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  from Sydney you've won again this time
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  legitimately all right be allowed to keep this one not only should she be
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  allowed to keep the prize I think we should officially let Carol from Sydney
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  continue listening to our podcast I think so because uh she'll recall that
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  in the past I told her never to listen to this show again no and she didn't
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  listen no to you she listened to the show not to you so I should clarify yeah
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  that's right yes so we'll be sending uh a steam key for the game to you Carol
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  and also the other winner is cognac Legion from uh BWI Australia I just real
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  I'm not going to announce where these people are from be yesac Legion
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  congratulations you'll be getting a steam key for plag in as well so thanks
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  for everybody for entering we really appreciate it uh cuz you know sharing
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  the podcast around and all that kind of stuff um hopefully we'll have some more
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  competitions in the near future uh when we can trick some people into giving us
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  some steam keys to give away yeah um can I just uh take this opportunity to do a
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  couple of shoutouts of course uh I was in Australia for four days this week
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  which is the first visited Australia since you're very welcome L first time in over a year
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  since I moved to Singapore and because our we're based you know from Sydney our
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  core fan base is back home right I think you we have listeners all over the world
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  but our core fan Bas is back home and I was lucky enough to meet many of our
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  fans on this trip yes and so it shocked me how diverse our fandom really is MHM
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  right so I'd like to shout out to sue thanks for listening MH shout out to
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  Eric thanks for listening and uh shout out to Bob uh you are in no way old
• 24:39
  enough to listen to this context but uh we're glad you're a fan y i fans are our
• 24:44
  fans are great yeah they really are because here's the thing we would do
• 24:49
  this if nobody listened well we did for
• 24:53
  a while first it was it was shocking to us when cuz I mean we get we get very at
• 24:59
  the beginning we had very basic stats we didn't know much about who was listening
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  or where they were listening from or anything like that because we just
• 25:04
  figured ah whatever cuz we we just used to talk [ __ ] and so we thought let's
• 25:08
  record I was talking [ __ ] and we'll put it on the internet yeah and then I just
• 25:11
  as time went on you know there these numbers went up and I was like oh that's
• 25:15
  interesting and then you know people started replying to [ __ ] yeah you know
• 25:19
  we started a Facebook page people commented on stuff and I don't know and
• 25:23
  then Twitter like like people and and obviously at first in the in the very
• 25:28
  beginning there were mostly people we knew but more often than not now I'm
• 25:32
  like who is that whenever people reply to things and that is an awesome feeling
• 25:37
  to know that people are listening to us you know yeah it's concerning it's
• 25:41
  concerning that anyone listens to this [ __ ] right because like we're
• 25:45
  brightening people's day yeah if you're basing any of your life decisions based
• 25:49
  on advice we give on this podcast I pity you [ __ ] pity yeah right yeah
• 25:54
  especially I really like it when you know if we mention something and then
• 25:57
  somebody writes in you know like unprompted we'll just get a message from
• 25:59
  somebody who says oh yeah know I really agree with what you said or even you
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  were completely [ __ ] wrong about that [ __ ] or whatever it's all good it is
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  all good I really yeah it's just really nice to hear from you so right into US
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  podcast at multip nasm.com tell us what you think even if it's negative I don't
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  you're a [ __ ] and I'll I'll just know what you mean just going to compose a quick email
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  Dan multip nasm.com you are a [ __ ] send very good what should we talk about well
• 26:53
  I've been pretty slack and all I've been doing is planning a wedding so I've been
• 26:57
  doing a lot yeah I've started doing that too well I could tell you about a movie
• 27:00
  I saw please do I saw a movie the other day that's one of those movies where you
• 27:05
  watch and you think about for days and
• 27:09
  I've been thinking about the witch since I saw it so this is a movie that came
• 27:15
  out last year it's called The Witch a New England folk tale and I watched this
• 27:20
  because people told me it was legitimately scary well spoilers it's
• 27:26
  not because how can an actual mov be actually scary I don't actually
• 27:31
  understand that concept right like it's
• 27:34
  true but it is unsettling for sure and
• 27:40
  it is creepy and its commitment to its premise is very strong uh and the
• 27:46
  performances are very strong it's set in the kind of you know Salem witch trial
• 27:52
  days uh although it's not it's not actually about Witch Trials but it's
• 27:55
  it's it's set in that kind of environment and it's just cool it's just [ __ ] cool
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  Matt you would like it Luke yeah I've very good things about it and I do
• 28:07
  intend to watch it did you get it from Italy yeah of course yeah yeah okay Che
• 28:11
  if I can't watch something on Netflix and more specifically if I can't watch
• 28:15
  something on the Singapore Netflix then I just go to Italy yeah okay cool I I've
• 28:20
  got I got Netflix now and I also got to Stan recently cuz I got a free
• 28:24
  three-month trial from uh Xbox so uh but I'll talk about that more in a bit when
• 28:29
  I talk about a TV show that I watched okay so it it looks very interesting I
• 28:33
  know that it's got a goat in it because I've seen that that uh that goat's name
• 28:37
  is Black Phillip and uh he will haunt your dreams the the goats of character yeah
• 28:44
  okay and I know that it's set in the New England Country Side that's that's about
• 28:48
  all I know beautiful and yet harsh New England Country Side mhm Luke yes your
• 28:55
  favorite actor go favorite actor yeah you've answered this before hting at
• 29:00
  something specific here so just just say the okay fine it's Dwayne The Rock
• 29:06
  Johnson right would it excite you sexually to learn he's a good actor all
• 29:11
  right it's not my favorite he's a good actor uhhuh I still stand by that do you
• 29:15
  think he's as good as Robin Williams was he's better at Staying
• 29:20
  Alive better at not killing himself well we don't know that yet Robert Wills was
• 29:24
  older so far he is yet all right well uh he's apparently starring I'm not quite sure
• 29:31
  in what capacity starring in a remake of
• 29:36
  Jumanji okay just before we go any further who has been asking for a is
• 29:43
  this really a movie that needs to be remade as I alluded to that I don't know
• 29:47
  who the rock is going to play in this plays one of the kids the child yeah
• 29:51
  exactly oh I mean yeah I don't I don't know it's obviously going to be
• 29:56
  different well clearly but here's the thing right I like Jumanji and if
• 30:00
  Jumanji was on TV i' probably watch it what I wouldn't do is go to the cinema
• 30:06
  to watch a Jumanji remake even if it STS someone a lot better than Dwayne The
• 30:11
  Rock Johnson yeah it's weird it's not why do a remake can't they just do like
• 30:16
  a sequel cuz they already had one sequel didn't it need a sequel either yeah but
• 30:21
  that I think that would be better than a remake what he says is taking existing
• 30:27
  properties that are beloved worldwide like Baywatch and Rampage telling their
• 30:31
  stories in dope new ways to a whole new generation is truly an honor he said
• 30:35
  dope he said the word dope he said dope we'll produce and deliver to A Whole New
• 30:39
  Generation a title that I love and is one of my alltime faves there's games
• 30:43
  you play for fun then there's games that change your life Jumanji doesn't say
• 30:48
  which Jumanji is he just just says Jumanji uh also should be
• 30:53
  there are games not theirs games but whatever but yeah I don't know what this
• 30:58
  is going to be like but it's probably going to be a bit more exploding than
• 31:01
  the last one yeah I guess even one explosion would be more than the last
• 31:06
  one I like Dwayne The Rock Johnson as well I just don't know what this movie
• 31:09
  is yeah I've got no problem with Dwayne The Rock Johnson I he was [ __ ]
• 31:13
  excellent in Fast and the Furious six y yeah he excellent as The Scorpion King
• 31:18
  in that movie The Scorpion King yeah he was except when he was that um really
• 31:24
  early CGI version of himself that he was wasn't he wasn't as good at being that
• 31:30
  you can't really blame him no I don't think he was required to do the the CG
• 31:35
  himself he said no I got it and they're like man I wish this was better but the
• 31:40
  actual actor has to be the one who does the animation
• 31:45
  rules I would almost believe it if somebody told me that Andy Circus did
• 31:50
  that like insisted on animating his own characters thanks to a court case by
• 31:55
  crisen Glover in the80s uh the actor portraying a character is required to animate that
• 32:02
  character just in case in case yeah yeah that is that is an obscure reference and
• 32:07
  I'm sorry if you you know what if you don't understand that reference that's
• 32:11
  just bad luck for you go back and listen to other episodes of this podcast I'm
• 32:15
  pretty sure we've mentioned chrisp and Glover before even I get that reference
• 32:18
  yeah look up why is not crisp and Glover not in the Back to the Future sequels
• 32:22
  and you can look it up on YouTube actually not on Google because then you
• 32:26
  can hear it from the [ __ ] straight from the horse's mouth he'll tell you
• 32:29
  about it [ __ ] Chris Glover is so good so good [ __ ] trying to kick fascinating
• 32:34
  [ __ ] letman in the face he's fascinating if you're a school in Texas
• 32:39
  right yeah and you're named after Robert E Lee General Lee uh you know the uh
• 32:46
  confederate general yeah you mean the car from Jukes of Hazard yeah you're
• 32:50
  named after the car from Jes of Hazard uh and you decide you want to rename the
• 32:55
  school potentially you want to you put up a petition to rename the school do
• 32:59
  you open up to the public um no no not generally I mean it's it's kind of elegant it's a
• 33:04
  controversial name right because the South lost the war right um
• 33:10
  controversially I actually support the South uh in the in the American Civil
• 33:14
  War not because I believe that uh they should have the right to own slaves but
• 33:19
  because I believe that um States who who want to Annex themselves into a separate
• 33:24
  country should have the right to self-govern and so I would I would fight
• 33:28
  to the death for their right to fight to the death for their right to own slaves
• 33:32
  yeah going to say unfortunately you get lumped in with so I don't I don't I
• 33:37
  don't support the slavery but I do support their right to self-govern yeah
• 33:41
  it's tough imagine you're that one guy right who's there going no no no it's
• 33:45
  not about that that's right give us our slaves no no no don't mention the slaves
• 33:50
  what are you doing whoa whoa whoa no no no just yeah well they they ask for
• 33:56
  suggestions right to rename the school from Robert E Lee Elementary School uh
• 34:01
  the new names that are up up highest number of votes at the moment Donald J
• 34:07
  Trump Harper Lee right y Spike Lee I see
• 34:10
  where this is going and Bruce Lee yep and then there's also this one the Adolf
• 34:16
  Hitler school for friendship and tolerance well see that sounds like the
• 34:20
  time that a community uh let the public decide what to name their sanitation
• 34:24
  plant and the public decided it was going to be called the Fred dur center for the
• 34:28
  Arts that's right so according to the voting results Trump has the most
• 34:34
  support at this point uh 45 ballots cast for Trump Harper Lee has 30 Spike Lee
• 34:40
  has four and Bruce Lee has three while Adolf Hitler has eight so he's doing
• 34:46
  better than Spike and Bruce combined see they need to stop doing this because I
• 34:52
  know they don't go with the winner I don't know if this is actually Public
• 34:55
  public or if this is just like residence people like School District people but
• 35:01
  like [ __ ] you never School District people you mean the kids in the schools
• 35:04
  or you mean the superintendent of those schools have gotten together decided do
• 35:07
  it what you think you think the school board came up with the Adolf Hitler
• 35:12
  Center for friendship and Comm well the School Board gets to vot gets to vote
• 35:16
  anyway like the top three vote Getters get presented to the board right but if
• 35:19
  the top three are Trump Hitler and [ __ ] Stalin like it's Trump it's
• 35:26
  going to be Trump yeah like you know so it's weird but one thing I would like to
• 35:31
  point out at this article which I was like I mean fair enough I guess but it
• 35:36
  it is a bit out of place now uh like do you have the article open yes no I have
• 35:41
  a article open well that doesn't help Matt he's talking about no I'm going to
• 35:46
  the I'm opening the rock don't open the rock we're not talking about the rock
• 35:50
  we're talking about the school okay we've got to the school now right
• 35:56
  welcome back so so down the bottom right the article is factual uh reporting the
• 36:01
  news right and then just at the bottom in italics it says this editor's note
• 36:07
  Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a Serial liar rampant
• 36:12
  xenophobe racist misogynist and berther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all
• 36:17
  Muslims 1.6 million members billion sorry members of an entire religion from entering the
• 36:23
  US why is that in there but it doesn't feel the need to say name it after
• 36:28
  Hitler he's also bad no I know right he's just taking a stance on Trump it's
• 36:32
  a such a weird thing to Chuck at the bottom I mean yeah okay like if you if
• 36:37
  you don't like Trump fair enough like he's he's he's a [ __ ]
• 36:42
  so but like what such a weird thing to put like just fact fact fact fact fact
• 36:48
  Trump is a [ __ ] editors note and they got to put it
• 36:52
  in italics right so you know this is not part of the main article yeah this is
• 36:57
  this is my opinion that you didn't ask for at the end of the
• 37:00
  article that's so weird just slapped on there at the end anyway made me laugh
• 37:05
  speaking of this remember Bo MCB boy MCB boat face what's his name
• 37:11
  let's try that one more time M can you do another
• 37:17
  remix yes remember budy
• 37:20
  MCB boy MCB boat face remember bo bo bo
• 37:26
  boy MCB boat face boat boy Boat Boat
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  face boat boy Boat Boat
• 37:40
  face speaking of
• 37:45
  this speaking of [Music]
• 37:53
  this let's try out one more time boy mcbo face I kind of hope it
• 37:59
  sinks boy mcboat face I kind of hope it sinks
• 38:06
  [Music]
• 38:08
  boyy MCB boy b b boy mcbo boat face I
• 38:15
  kind of hope it sinks sorry well that one B mcboat face yes yes yeah they were
• 38:20
  going to name they they're voting for it was like a research vessel right or
• 38:25
  something face one but they're not naming it that right well that's just
• 38:29
  like when they when they wanted to name the uh space station Co be and he
• 38:35
  rallied huge support and as it went we're not naming it that yeah they veto
• 38:39
  at the end always spoil I think if you got to veto unless it's offensive yeah
• 38:46
  go with it B mcbo face is not offensive it's funny but I guess if it's super
• 38:50
  serious science vessel maybe they were like and I think it would have been a
• 38:53
  good idea I think this would have got more people interested in what the
• 38:56
  vessel was doing like that's the most alliterative thing I'm going to say
• 38:59
  tonight super serious science vessel cuz yeah whatever they name it now I'm not
• 39:03
  going to care about it no but if they bod mcboat face I'd be trying to keep
• 39:08
  get updates and see where it is I love Good Ship resentment it's also
• 39:14
  Scottish yeah they should name it the Good Ship resentment because that's what
• 39:17
  everyone's going to do Jesus that's deep um I kind of hope it sinks because I
• 39:22
  would love to read a mar B MBO face sinks to bottom of ocean hundreds of
• 39:27
  Scott's dead that escalated quickly hilarious
• 39:34
  yeah I think we should move on from this speaking of people that are dead yeah I
• 39:39
  thought we would go there next of AIDS of AIDS you get AIDS when the boat sinks
• 39:43
  right yeah that's what they call that you get aquatic AIDS yeah aquatic AIDS
• 39:47
  um but someone who died of actual AIDS um and not good AIDS bad AIDS they're
• 39:53
  not the kind you get from a blood transfusion but you kind you get from
• 39:56
  other things uh Prince is dead doce is does anyone care cuz I don't I don't
• 40:03
  like his music don't like him as a personality or an icon uh and I think he
• 40:09
  almost single-handedly ruined the Batman movie I love the most uh thankfully that
• 40:13
  movie is too good that even his shitty soundtrack couldn't bring it
• 40:17
  down I like one or two of his songs but I wouldn't say I'm a fan I never
• 40:22
  understood him with the whole I'm now a symbol so I'm the artist formerly known
• 40:26
  as what I really don't understand is why everyone is going crazy about and going
• 40:29
  how biggest Prince fan they are when did all these people become Prince fans this
• 40:35
  always happens yesterday yeah this always happens same thing happened with
• 40:38
  Bowie yeah I know everyone knows Bowie everyone knows Prince like everyone
• 40:42
  knows like lemy while everyone was a LMI fan like how many bhead songs do you
• 40:46
  know how many Prince songs do you know how many Bowie songs do you know and not
• 40:49
  dance magic dance and not not bat dance and not When Doves Cry other song that
• 40:54
  is not challenging you listeners because I know some of you out there are going
• 40:58
  well I know some David Boe songs I'm gonna [ __ ] write an angry email and
• 41:01
  list the no we we get it I know David Boe songs as well Matt does know mad
• 41:05
  songs that's not his point correct it's just that I don't
• 41:10
  know I feel like it's a little odd when celebrities pass away I don't know
• 41:14
  people take it super all Michael Jackson had to do was die and he went from a
• 41:19
  pedophile to a god
• 41:22
  sure if any was so simple for Jared
• 41:26
  Fogle I hope that [ __ ] pedophile
• 41:31
  dies so yeah I know I just feel like I don't know like people get
• 41:36
  disproportionately upset when celebrities pass away like I liked Robin
• 41:40
  Williams a lot but I didn't I wasn't crying when he died like it was sad I
• 41:44
  got a shock that Prince was still playing shows cuz I had not heard of
• 41:48
  prince in like 10 years well I knew that because a guy at work had had gone to
• 41:52
  see re recent show and so actually had we've been talking about Prince so
• 41:56
  that's why when this happened I was kind of like oh that's weird it's a weird
• 41:59
  coincidence MH I mean rest in peace Prince you know you were a strange guy
• 42:02
  oh most of what I know about Prince I learned from Kevin Smith y That's weird
• 42:07
  and that is why is that a thing from his anecdote in uh in his evening with Kevin
• 42:11
  Smith where he talks about when Prince hired him to make a documentary about
• 42:15
  Prince oh for Prince and he said I don't make documentaries and then Prince's
• 42:20
  assistant said to him it's for him no one else will see it and he's going to
• 42:23
  pay you a lot of money just do it and he was like all right then what and did he
• 42:27
  do this yeah I I mean he'll tell it better I don't think it did but he tells
• 42:32
  the story way better than I'll be able to so if you it's it's an evening with
• 42:35
  Kevin Smith is the is the DVD thing that it's on and it's like you know like
• 42:39
  people asking questions and stuff amazing and he tells this anecdote yeah
• 42:43
  but yes I guess anote where he goes on further where it's sort of like um the
• 42:48
  his assistant like Prince's assistant was basically you just do what Prince
• 42:52
  asks right yeah his assistant once got a phone call in the middle of the night
• 42:56
  going I need two camels yeah no explanation just I need two camels and
• 43:01
  doesn't understand why that just can't happen for me yeah right he doesn't live
• 43:06
  in the same world as everybody else he just doesn't comprehend why it's it
• 43:09
  can't happen you know if you say oh we can't do that he's like what do you mean
• 43:13
  just do it like yeah one of those yeah I know some people like that that makes
• 43:18
  him [Music]
• 43:22
  a I've got to I this every time why do we always have to kill people for the
• 43:27
  become geek of the week it's not that we have to kill them it's just that if you
• 43:30
  die of AIDS you deserve to be geek of the week dying of AIDS is awful that's
• 43:34
  just how it happens it's just how it works just how it works did you see that
• 43:40
  Russia has purchased Dolphins right the Russian military has purchased Dolphins
• 43:46
  can't they fish him out of the ocean for free apparently not um and they won't
• 43:51
  say why they won't say what they're for right but there is this little Point
• 43:58
  here where it says um they were delivered this week to Sylvester pole in
• 44:03
  Crimea which is a Ukrainian Peninsula that Russia annexed in 2014 do they have
• 44:08
  a river there that was aad joke they have a river there yeah and cry me
• 44:13
  up oh got sorry I had to I had to it's fine it's fine it's fine as for you Bob
• 44:20
  uh apparently in that area in Sylvester Paul there is a Ukrainian military
• 44:25
  dolphin training facility and and then Russia said no no no they're just for
• 44:30
  psychology and stress therapy but like that's so what the [ __ ] are they going
• 44:34
  to do with these Dolphins haven't they the military tried in a pass to
• 44:38
  weaponize dolphins there is a there's an urban legend about that that they were
• 44:42
  training them to have life Russia doesn't have enough Coastline for
• 44:46
  dolphins to be part of their main Arsenal no but I mean not their defense
• 44:51
  but their attack this is just a crack y this is just a crack team of five Dolph
• 44:57
  that they send go anywhere like yeah England you're
• 45:02
  [ __ ] dead like um I've blanked on the [ __ ] name of the movie the one with all the
• 45:08
  Anie and Stallone and everybody in it the Expendables Expendables yeah exactly
• 45:13
  The Expendables these are the dolphin Expendables they paid $26,000 each for
• 45:18
  the Dolphins five of them is that how much it costs to get a dolphin I guess
• 45:21
  so yeah 26 Grand sorry no 26,000 for all of them 5,2
• 45:27
  per mammal and the dolphinarium says and this is a weird thing to say I think I'm
• 45:32
  sure this is just taken out of context from the paperwork but it says uh three
• 45:38
  male and two female dolphins aged 3 to 5 years with all teeth intact and no mucus
• 45:43
  from the blo hole um why did he need to mention
• 45:48
  that yeah I don't know but it's in there that's odd just in case you're wondering
• 45:53
  no mucus I don't I don't know maybe it's there really people going yeah but was
• 45:57
  there any mucus in the blo hole I know maybe that's a thing that doph to bring
• 46:01
  my own lubricant I like this line as well however dolphins are historically
• 46:05
  no stranger to the militaries of global superpowers in the 1960s the United
• 46:10
  States and Soviet Union ran competing programs to train the C cations cations
• 46:16
  sure for military uses including torpedo and mind detection and even the
• 46:19
  interception of underwater [Laughter] spies they teach you know those little
• 46:26
  Little Engine things things that the people in James Bond have he swim
• 46:29
  underag yeah I think they teach him to take those guys out wow so yeah watch
• 46:34
  out if you're at the beach this well we all know that Evil Geniuses evil geni
• 46:41
  have um sharks with freaking lasers right so I guess yeah dolphins with some
• 46:47
  kind of you know combat tactics uh just a natural progression of
• 46:53
  that y absolutely well I mentioned ear that I
• 46:57
  eight T what p g t what this is so weird
• 47:04
  what's going on n d one those number
• 47:07
  stations four h 5
• 47:11
  L I'm finished do you think Luke just reset what what the [ __ ] Luke are you a
• 47:18
  [ __ ] replicant I was just thinking I might
• 47:23
  give out a code for something yeah I figured that so just did all right all
• 47:28
  right Jesus or we can cut that and we can give it away somewhere else you can
• 47:32
  decipher that under Matt and I freaking out about it that was terrifying it
• 47:36
  really was no [ __ ] warning and suddenly it was either that either you
• 47:41
  reset your [ __ ] start of board or or that you were giving messages to the
• 47:45
  Allies yeah exactly they're the Dolphins yeah I maybe that's it like [ __ ]
• 47:51
  whatever Luke's doing at work we've discovered something and he's like and that
• 47:57
  put codeu some kind of secret plan by telling the world about this and Luke
• 48:04
  had to bought the mission immediately dolphins are right now
• 48:09
  heading back to base camp they're coming up there there's something coming out of
• 48:14
  the toilet in in in the house that's supposed to be a dolphin noise not very
• 48:21
  good oh dear all right so Luke just gave something away we I don't know what it
• 48:26
  is we announce what it is if you managed to figure out what that was uh please
• 48:31
  write in and let us know podcast mgm.com mulas Facebook mother on Twitter mother
• 48:36
  on Instagram i' be interested to see if people can figure out what that is yeah
• 48:41
  or what what even what platform can we give a clue just nothing nothing to go
• 48:45
  on there is literally nothing to go on
• 48:48
  [ __ ] God all right right um I alluded earlier oh not alluded I straight up
• 48:54
  just said it that I uh I got Stan yeah you got Stan the um the streaming
• 48:59
  service austral it's just it's Australia specific isn't it I think so yeah Stan
• 49:04
  yes yeah it's pretty good actually well um there it's pretty good it's a good
• 49:09
  mixture it's got a lot of cool it's got a lot of stuff on there it's it's got
• 49:12
  some stuff that Netflix here is missing okay that I think yeah Netflix in the US
• 49:17
  probably has um yeah the interface on the Xbox is a bit [ __ ] okay uh if you're
• 49:24
  listening please I don't want to have to scroll all the way back to the top of
• 49:28
  the page to like switch around like I don't know people who've used it know
• 49:32
  what I mean like it's got kind of categories at the top right and then
• 49:37
  kind of content down below and if you scroll down through the content and
• 49:40
  you're looking the only way to get back up to the top is to just scroll all the
• 49:43
  way back the app on the phone is so much better yeah I have a feeling I'm going
• 49:48
  to end up adding things to my to watch list on the computer or on my phone or
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  whatever and doing it that way so that's annoying um that's pretty good and one
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  thing that I watched on there was Ash versus evil dead which I discussed
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  before I think you finished I did yeah I wasn't too keen on
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  it the first couple I'm not quite sure why that was because we when I let's
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  watch the rest of it and put episode 3 on and just instantly I was [ __ ]
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  loving it so I don't know what happened cuz I really really enjoyed the rest of
• 50:20
  the season well good yeah like you guys seen it right no I haven't actually I've
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  not seen any of it oh man yeah I really feel like the of the season was it just
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  felt like I was watching you know one of the one of the old movies again yeah so
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  thumbs up for me and it's been left wide open for season two yeah so they're yeah
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  they're doing another season I wondered actually I don't want to give away the
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  ending but I wondered if they had shot two endings just in case like they did
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  with army of dark because yeah because it kind of could
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  have gone either way I guess at the end there yeah I'd be interested to to
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  discover well not surprised to find out that they had shot two different
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  actually I thought the ending was a bit [ __ ] I I can see why they did it because
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  they wanted to continue it on but I agree actually I thought it was a little
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  bit of a jump but whatever I don't want to I'm trying not to do spoilers for Dan
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  I think we can do spoilers this has been out for Dan has seen long time now oh
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  yeah Dan hasn't seen it all right give me a week or two and I'll catch
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  up all right and we'll talk spoilers but yeah no I know what you mean I didn't
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  mind it but I did think it was a bit Yeah well before we go and just on the
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  subject of telion uh are you guys going to watch Game of Thrones or are you
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  going to wait I haven't watched last season oh right what season are they up
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  to now six I think so I think I think I
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  maybe haven't watched five I'm not sure if I've even watched four I just stopped
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  because people give me the [ __ ] yeah cuz here's the problem that I've got right I
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  like to binge once the entire season is
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  ready to watch yeah but the internet and social media make
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  that impossible now because if I want to not get spoilers I just have to not go
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  on the internet now for 10 weeks yeah exactly and people think they're not
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  spoiling by saying really vague things that if you have any brain at all wor
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  actually makes it really specific yeah it's the worst last season I managed to
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  get almost through to the end of season 5 whatever it was almost being ready to
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  watch with no spoilers and then somebody wrote well I'm not going to spoil it but
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  uh I hope nobody uh is g to miss Jon
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  Snow and it's like well okay [ __ ] with
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  he's dead is he I know and all through was it season season 3 was it everyone
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  kept going I'm not going to say what happens but blood will flow at the Red
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  Wedding like oh thanks for that that's right yeah I guess I guess I know
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  [ __ ] everyone's going to get murdered at a wedding and then behold oh there's
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  a wedding coming up that'll be it then yeah I guess I guess we know whose
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  wedding it is and who gets murdered yeah yes you didn't explicitly tell me what
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  happens but you I know it just frustrates me and I know it's not a big
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  deal and and to be honest no it is a big deal stop being a
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  [ __ ] fair enough but yeah I haven't watched last season I don't know if I'll
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  bother I just I don't know I watched season one having stopped watching it I
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  don't actually I'm not that compelled to keep going anymore so I might just not
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  well I think I've mentioned on this podcast before but in between the end of
• 53:28
  the last season and the start of this one I've gone back to the start and
• 53:31
  watched all through again and watching it a second time is far better than
• 53:35
  watching it the first time you were just aware of so much more of the politics
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  and things that they mentioned casually in the first season that you just
• 53:43
  ignored the first time around because you didn't know they were important you
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  get the relevance this time and and I'm just really pyed for this new season
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  yeah all right well I don't know I'll probably wait till it's out or something
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  like that I've actually I've been on social media a lot less uh of late and
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  I'm I feel like I'm mentally better for it so maybe that won't be a problem
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  because I'm just not going to be on there I find social media really
• 54:10
  draining oh yeah yeah I agree with that but you know I mean there's certain
• 54:13
  things you can't avoid I know and I know L's famously dropped off the social
• 54:19
  media hav you I I I use Instagram to look at pictures yeah I do that too
• 54:23
  that's what most people use Instagram for yeah but
• 54:26
  I mean that's like the only social media I use I use Instagram to watch films
• 54:31
  it's very tedious but uh you know you just got to watch them in 15 second Lots
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  but you can get there yeah no no one frame at a time Denny one frame at a [Laughter]
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  time no no no that'll do that's staying in that's all for this
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