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FULL SHOW: Someone cut the line... in front of the All Blacks · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: With the John Ooyan Ben Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers to Dilma making the world a bitter.
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  Speaker 3: Tea the Olympacks. I'm loving the Olympics and also loving
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  Speaker 3: it as a conversation starter. You know, everyone you talk
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  Speaker 3: to the nose, are you enjoying the Olympics? Some people
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  Speaker 3: know they're not watching at all, but most people seem
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  Speaker 3: to be.
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  Speaker 4: Just are the people saying not enjoying it? Just not engaging?
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I mean here so, But I tell you what, television
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  Speaker 5: is probably loving the Olympics. Linear TV an exciting weeking.
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  Speaker 5: Over the weekend, we're going to catch up with Shrieking
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  Speaker 5: ear from the New Zealand Herald is over there in Paris.
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  Speaker 4: Zoey Hobbs so close tagging there one hundred meter final.
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  Speaker 3: They're like the rock stars of the Olympics, aren't they?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it would have been historic. We are
• 0:42
  Speaker 5: coming to your life from christ Church this morning. We
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  Speaker 5: flew here just so we could legitimately moan about how
• 0:49
  Speaker 5: cold it is.
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  Speaker 4: Animal was worth every penny, wasn't it? The flight?
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  Speaker 3: Although it's not it's not high today christ Church. Fourteen
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  Speaker 3: degrees or thirteen degree so high today, you know, up
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  Speaker 3: north to pick a place of Awkland our fourteen degrees,
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  Speaker 3: so it's pretty similar.
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  Speaker 2: It was one degree walking to work this morning.
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  Speaker 4: It was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: It works at the hats and crushes and shorts guys,
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  Speaker 3: so you know, making.
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  Speaker 5: Plant cool plan very cool. Now, Megan, you mean almost
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  Speaker 5: missed the flights, didn't you.
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  Speaker 3: Good?
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  Speaker 6: Look I haven't flown for years, for since COVID, I
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  Speaker 6: haven't really been.
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  Speaker 3: So the last time he took a flight for work
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  Speaker 3: or anything, yes, before twenty nineteen sort of thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, wow, I'm out of really out of practice. So
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  Speaker 6: like I tuned up and I forgot.
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  Speaker 4: I just say, the system hasn't changed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you need to Did you need a safety
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  Speaker 3: video and put your seat belt? You're like, how does
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  Speaker 3: that work?
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  Speaker 6: Again?
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  Speaker 2: Seen a safety video for so long? I was like
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  Speaker 2: really into it, Like what have we got?
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  Speaker 6: But like I forgot how early they bought planes, and
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  Speaker 6: I forgot that I have to go through security. So
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  Speaker 6: I'm like sitting out in the main area having a
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  Speaker 6: bite to eat.
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  Speaker 3: I'll see you at the airport.
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  Speaker 2: I got there.
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  Speaker 6: Early, but I was mucking around and I was eating lunch,
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  Speaker 6: and then they said the flight was boarding and I
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  Speaker 6: hadn't gone through security, and then I go to security
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  Speaker 6: and there's a huge line, including a bunch of all blacks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're making their way to Wellington for the tests.
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  Speaker 4: She had. She had to line. She had to hop
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  Speaker 4: a hit of Bowden bear it, I.
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  Speaker 2: Know, did you?
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  Speaker 3: Did you say?
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  Speaker 6: I got past you because they keep saying they see
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  Speaker 6: final boarding call and I'm stuck in the security line.
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  Speaker 6: So I had to be that person, be like, I'm
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  Speaker 6: so sorry, my flight's boarding, Sorry Boden, and so I
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  Speaker 6: pushed past all these all these people there to be for.
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  Speaker 6: Everyone was very supportive, you can do it. I almost
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  Speaker 6: felt a cheer as I like ran away from security.
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  Speaker 5: Well you're dead Wayne, big believer. And he doesn't like
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  Speaker 5: to board planes when they ask you to board, does he.
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  Speaker 6: No, he likes to wait till they call your name.
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  Speaker 6: And so I got because he feels like a VIP.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you feel special.
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  Speaker 6: And also he's like everyone rushes to the plane. He
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  Speaker 6: was like, you know how hard it is to get
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  Speaker 6: your bag off.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna wait for you. I'm like, they don't.
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  Speaker 6: But I got to the gate just and scamed and
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  Speaker 6: just as they started calling the names, so I messed out.
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  Speaker 5: Check that open that's okay takes four four eight seven
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  Speaker 5: New Zealand's Breakfast. Do you work at the airport because
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  Speaker 5: there is this golden theory that if you've checked your
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  Speaker 5: bag and the plane won't take.
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  Speaker 3: Off in America. Not in America the other day because
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to get back and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: what about the bags or on another flight, They're like,
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  Speaker 3: they'll just go Yeah, they do.
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  Speaker 4: They just go here too.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I've known if that's the case.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because they put on the loudspeaker, they're starting the
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  Speaker 6: offloading process.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know if that's.
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  Speaker 7: Just a skin the hits that johnaan Ben podcast, it
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  Speaker 7: was pretty degrading, to be honest, the whole thing.
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  Speaker 5: There was a conversation in Passing last week producer Taylor
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  Speaker 5: raised on Is that she was getting her hair shampooed
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  Speaker 5: and the salon she didn't know whether to keep her
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  Speaker 5: eyes open or shut during the shampoo process. She believes,
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  Speaker 5: I shut appears like you're you're fantasizing over what's happening
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  Speaker 5: to the top of your head.
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  Speaker 3: I think we've discovered now the hair industry want your
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  Speaker 3: eyes shut right.
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  Speaker 2: So you're not like sitting there steering it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So there was the launch pad. Then all of
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  Speaker 5: a sudden, I find myself, Oh, we're going to take
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  Speaker 5: you to a hair salon. You've been to a hair
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  Speaker 5: salon in fifteen years?
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  Speaker 2: Will We felt like we were excluding. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Taylor was like, you know, you guys know about it.
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  Speaker 3: And then we all looked at John and he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: clearly you know. We're like, hey, that's fine not knowing
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  Speaker 3: about it. Well, we thought, no, we thought not on
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  Speaker 3: our white cha Meghan, No.
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  Speaker 2: We need to get you that gorgeous head master.
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  Speaker 3: So we did.
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  Speaker 4: We made a mockery of me, mockery of the heir industry.
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  Speaker 3: We talked to Viva and Chancery Lane and we're like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: can we bring John O along you get Pepper to
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  Speaker 3: get to enjoy those things that most people get to
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  Speaker 3: do every sort of month or a couple of months
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  Speaker 3: or something. And so we took you along and the
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  Speaker 3: fantastic team there gave you a shampoo and a salon
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  Speaker 3: for the first time. Have a listen. I got a
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  Speaker 3: lot of cackles of laughter going on, but it's no,
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  Speaker 3: there's no time for laughing, Megan, because right now is
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  Speaker 3: a big moment.
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  Speaker 2: You're getting your here shampoo.
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  Speaker 3: There's a larther.
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  Speaker 6: We've gone for some purple shampoo because he's a blonde.
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  Speaker 3: But you also see, can we get some of the
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  Speaker 3: ginger out of it?
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  Speaker 6: I was asking if the toner can get the ginger
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  Speaker 6: highlights out of it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So here we are. Okay, how are you feeling
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  Speaker 3: so far?
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  Speaker 5: I feel like one of those ugly kids in a
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  Speaker 5: rom com and then you've taken them to a beauty
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  Speaker 5: salon to judge them up a bit, you know.
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  Speaker 3: One of those situations. Nice relaxing sort of hair wash
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  Speaker 3: message of the scalp.
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  Speaker 4: It is nice.
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  Speaker 5: Now, this is the issue that Taylor brought up.
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  Speaker 3: Do I stare at you?
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  Speaker 6: Or do I.
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  Speaker 3: Least don't?
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  Speaker 4: Please?
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  Speaker 3: Don't? Please don't?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, eyes closed, that's do you like ben not at
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  Speaker 5: the basin?
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  Speaker 4: Relaxing time must have been I didn't know the protocol
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  Speaker 4: practice out of practice a very long time.
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  Speaker 3: So how was it? How was the you know, the
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  Speaker 3: little message on the scalp? Wait wait, okay, I heard
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  Speaker 3: you grown?
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  Speaker 5: He did grow grow, So it was actually very relaxing,
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  Speaker 5: you got I appreciated that.
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  Speaker 3: Nice little message. Didn't take them along, but hey, they
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  Speaker 3: did it and you got to enjoy that whose ways
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  Speaker 3: of shampoo and then they sort of wrapped your here
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  Speaker 3: in some sort of like microfiver towel or something.
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  Speaker 2: Right, it was like a heated towel.
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  Speaker 3: You've got steam done. And then there was a big reveal.
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  Speaker 3: We're like, what's going to go on there? And we
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  Speaker 3: didn't realize that they secretly put a wig underneath the
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  Speaker 3: towel and what I reveal this was okay, this is
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  Speaker 3: the big reveal. What's gonna happen now?
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  Speaker 4: But it's going to take this offing and delicious?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, delicious? Have you ever looked delicious before?
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  Speaker 4: No one's ever called me delicious? Going to be called delicious?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, here we go, all right, it's
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  Speaker 3: coming off and we go, oh but he's gone blonde.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a short friends.
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  Speaker 4: With a friend. You're definitely going to be a color.
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  Speaker 3: Now you look like Lord Farquhar. Okay, that's probably go more.
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  Speaker 3: But if you pull your friends down, you can go this.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think?
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  Speaker 4: I don't feel delicious? So yeah, there was I looked
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  Speaker 4: like a blonde Lego.
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  Speaker 3: Character fresh record on this. Yeah, yeah, it was pretty.
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  Speaker 3: It was pretty incredible, wasn't it your amazing transformation as well,
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  Speaker 3: so thanks so much.
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  Speaker 4: So is the lady who puts on the Mick Garland
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  Speaker 4: doesn't smile.
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  Speaker 1: The hits that johna wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Loving the Olympics. At the moment, we're going to go
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  Speaker 3: live to Paris a very shortly, Shree canear from the
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  Speaker 3: New Zealand Herald bringing us coverage from inside the stadium,
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  Speaker 3: which is incredible.
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  Speaker 5: She's doing a wonderful job talking to our athletes and
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  Speaker 5: they're being very spoilish. She spoke to Zoe Hobbs after
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  Speaker 5: she made the simmis for the one hundred meters and
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  Speaker 5: she's been doing a great job getting interviews. However, the Aussies,
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  Speaker 5: a bit harder to catch on a good day, have
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  Speaker 5: listened to.
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  Speaker 4: This is an.
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  Speaker 5: Equestrian rider who got silver. Okay, not happy with the
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  Speaker 5: postmatch interviews.
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  Speaker 8: From press conference to press conference, asking the same generic crap.
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  Speaker 8: And all I want to do is see my mates
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  Speaker 8: and colleagues on the team and my wife and family
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  Speaker 8: and have a beer.
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  Speaker 4: But I'll catch up, don't worry.
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  Speaker 8: I'm a bit surprised you didn't want to do these
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  Speaker 8: into views tomorrow because we normally turn up completely hungover
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  Speaker 8: and they're the best interviews you ever get. I don't
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  Speaker 8: know why you want to hear from a sober eventing guy.
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  Speaker 3: So he can be happier, good, good, honestly there and
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  Speaker 3: now someone who may be unhappy as the hotel that
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  Speaker 3: we're staying and we're here in Christitch.
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  Speaker 5: You're doing the alphacause Elfaquis live at the Little Fiddle
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  Speaker 5: for you're a fan of little musical instruments, and come
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  Speaker 5: along tonight a little fiddle we'll do Alfaquiz live.
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  Speaker 4: You can win some money.
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  Speaker 6: So it started with me almost missing the flight if
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  Speaker 6: you missed that earlier, running through the airport, and then yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Mine jumping all blacks who are politely waiting in line.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you Boden Barrett. He was very polite, But there were.
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  Speaker 3: From the all blacks because you know they really should
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  Speaker 3: be getting in front of you.
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  Speaker 6: But also they're not going to put up a fight
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  Speaker 6: because then everyone you know, everyone knows who they are.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not used to waiting in line for people
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  Speaker 3: like you to go.
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  Speaker 5: If you're going to take advantage of anyone, know all
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  Speaker 5: blecks a great one to do it publicly.
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  Speaker 4: You're never going to kick back.
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  Speaker 7: You're right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So I got to the hotel yesterday, and for me,
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  Speaker 6: a mother of two little toddlers, I never get time
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  Speaker 6: to myself. So I was like, what am I gonna
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  Speaker 6: do to utilize this time? And so I fake tanned.
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  Speaker 4: Which I thought was an unusually activity.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, what did you do with your time? And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'll put on fake tan.
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  Speaker 6: I fake tanned, and then I researched where we were
• 9:14
  Speaker 6: going to have dinner on Instagram. But I waited till
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  Speaker 6: it was touch dry, and then I was like, I'm
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  Speaker 6: going to sit on the hotel bed and just not move.
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  Speaker 5: Now you may notice by my ghostly white, almost see
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  Speaker 5: through skin complexion. Then I don't fake tan, but got some.
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  Speaker 2: Down here you can use if you want.
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  Speaker 5: Even Christ the little Fiddle, even I know I fake
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  Speaker 5: tan on the first thing I'm not thinking is you
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  Speaker 5: know what I might lie down.
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  Speaker 4: On that crisp, clean white bed.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't move. But we've seen the fighter. We'll put
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  Speaker 3: it up on the story on the breakfast. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 3: you're doing it. Felt like it looked like you're rolling around.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 6: I even pulled the blanket over because I was like
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  Speaker 6: it's touch dry, it's going to be fine. It wasn't fine.
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  Speaker 6: I got up and it's almost like pinky brown. It
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  Speaker 6: almost looks like a crime scene.
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  Speaker 2: It's a pillows everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: But Donald Trump, that looks oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: So it doesn't look like fake tan though. That's the
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  Speaker 3: thing I'm worried about. I'm like, it looks like something's happened.
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  Speaker 6: I'm dreaming going back there today.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to be like, Okay, there's a bell on
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  Speaker 2: your account.
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  Speaker 3: Awkward conversations are going to be had later.
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  Speaker 2: Right we switched Rome.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I was going to say, we need to outdo
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  Speaker 5: your one with worse stuff in.
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  Speaker 3: Our roots, just to make it, just to cancel it
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  Speaker 3: out for you.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm willing to give you my fake tan for
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  Speaker 6: this afternoon. John, I'll be quite keen to see that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure hotel cleaners have walked in on everything. There
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  Speaker 4: is nothing.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, takes four for eight seven hotel cleaners, the
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  Speaker 5: grimmest thing you've walked in?
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  Speaker 4: What have your seat Like's?
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  Speaker 3: See if I can hear that before nine o'clock this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Next the hits that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Now, there hasn't been one week where this beautiful
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  Speaker 5: audience that hasn't been able to solve an issue that's
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  Speaker 5: come through to your direct messages on Instagram the a Megan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this one.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know how people are gonna I don't know
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  Speaker 6: which way it's gonna go, but let me read it
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  Speaker 6: to you. It says, Hey, guys, this is a very
• 11:19
  Speaker 6: sticky situation, so I'd love to heal thoughts and your listeners.
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  Speaker 6: Me and my ex husband split three years ago. We
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  Speaker 6: have two kids, four and ten years old, and he's
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  Speaker 6: now engaged to be remarried. I have had partners since,
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  Speaker 6: but I'm single right now. But recently we've been spending
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  Speaker 6: time together as a family and he's now told me
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  Speaker 6: he still loves me and wants to know if I
• 11:40
  Speaker 6: feel the same. Woo he's getting married to someone else. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I've loved spending time with our whole family and do
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  Speaker 6: still have feelings for him, But I also feel like
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  Speaker 6: he might just be getting nervous for his wedding and
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  Speaker 6: he might just be craving something comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously, there's so many other people that could get her
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  Speaker 2: his fiance.
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  Speaker 6: Our children would find it confusing, and if it didn't
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  Speaker 6: work out again, would obviously be very painful for them,
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  Speaker 6: But at what point are you supposed to put their
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  Speaker 6: At what point are people supposed to put their feelings first?
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  Speaker 2: Please help? What does everyone think?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: You, I hate to bring up your childhood trauma, but
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  Speaker 5: you came from a split home. What would you do
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  Speaker 5: if Ginny and Kiev got back on the block.
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  Speaker 3: Now now a lot of water under their brow? I
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  Speaker 3: mean yeah, well, but I mean you can. I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: there's people listening right now. They probably have gone back
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  Speaker 3: with partners. It is messy for the fact that he
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  Speaker 3: isn't engaged to be married, that's a tough one. If
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  Speaker 3: there was no other partner involved, you probably go, well,
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  Speaker 3: why not give it another shot?
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  Speaker 2: That is a red flag for the fiance, though.
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  Speaker 5: I think she sho go back to why did they
• 12:48
  Speaker 5: split up in the first place? What's that issue? Would
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: that issue still be festering away five ten years down
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  Speaker 5: the track?
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  Speaker 4: You know, something that they can.
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  Speaker 2: Work on because there's still feelings there right?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 3: Tough?
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  Speaker 1: Cool?
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  Speaker 4: What would you do? Megan? Will you have you have
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  Speaker 4: broken up with a husband before?
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  Speaker 6: I feel I feel strongly about people putting their feelings
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  Speaker 6: first a lot of the time because You've only got
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  Speaker 6: one life. Your happiness is very important, but it's hard
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  Speaker 6: when there is.
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  Speaker 4: Other people involved and to get hurt.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not so concerned about the fiance because I'm like
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  Speaker 6: there's already a red flag there, Like I feel like
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  Speaker 6: maybe he shouldn't be getting married to her.
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  Speaker 3: In the I was just thinking that maybe it's time
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  Speaker 3: to sort of you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, to see her free.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah she deserves bitter, but you know, it's it's troubling
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  Speaker 6: with these kids.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to and you're quite young, you know.
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  Speaker 3: What's alway, As you say, I have been through that situation,
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  Speaker 3: and it's very hard for kids to get you know,
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  Speaker 3: particularly a young age, to get your hit around. And
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  Speaker 3: it would be quite confusing if things are on and
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  Speaker 3: off again.
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  Speaker 5: But well, even as an adult, you were saying over
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  Speaker 5: New Years on the beach, they were both on the
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  Speaker 5: same beach.
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  Speaker 2: Your parents.
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  Speaker 3: There's different locations on the beach, and I was having
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  Speaker 3: to work between the two of them. Like I was
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: in some sort of like comedy movie like Missus Doubt,
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: you know, at table scene where we're like, oh, I've
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: met the wrong table, you know, like now I'll come back.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: So you know, that was even now it's a fully
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: grown outup you're dividing time on the beach.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Make all right? So we wanted some help this morning,
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Oh Andrew, the hats four, four, eight seven are around numbers?
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: How about this person? Because it is really tricky dilemma
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: that it is.
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if he you're right, the fiance I think needs
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: to be set free because if he's having those thoughts,
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: then no good's going to come from that.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: Interesting de Meghan this morning, someone slid into Meghan's DMS
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: and we need your help TM Meghan.
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: So this situation involves an ex husband coming back after
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: they split three years ago. He now has a fiance, though,
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: but they do have two kids together, four and ten
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: years old. They both admit, well, she hasn't told him
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: that she's got feelings for him, but he does.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: What should she do?
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: And you're worried about the you're saying the fiance, You're
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: not too worried about it. Sounds like she would be
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: better off without the guy if he's thinking about other women.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: I don't want it to sound like I don't care
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: about her feelings, but I think she needs to be
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: set free.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Because he's he's talking to us. There's leftover feelings, that's Missy.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: And the kids.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: You consider about the kids, now, I have a solution,
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: because you don't want them to get back together and
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: then if they decide it's not for them again second
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: time around, and the kids are left confused. Why doesn't
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: he put on a mustache and an Italian accent? Kids
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: don't know you're talking about missus. Doubtfire that work a
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: treat for a long period of time, For a period
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: of time.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's not just the kids.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: Believe this man in mum's life is a completely different
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: you know, some sort of Italian.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Or do it slightly without the kids?
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: Like, you know, how does she have like a family
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: dinner with Roberto and dad.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Mustache and Italian ex.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Let's get to the calls and text. They're coming through thinking.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Fast, Carol, you're on How are you?
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 15:53
  Speaker 9: Not too bad?
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: You've got some thoughts here, Carol, what do you think?
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: What's your suggestion?
• 16:00
  Speaker 9: No, don't do.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: It, don't do it.
• 16:02
  Speaker 9: Don't go back because the first time it's not gonna
• 16:07
  Speaker 9: work the second time. And it sounds to me like
• 16:10
  Speaker 9: he's a bit of a player.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Of a pantsman, you think their cares are well?
• 16:16
  Speaker 9: Definitely?
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: What if they've what if they've realized like what they
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: had and maybe there's been some growing and maturing, you know,
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: maybe they could work through their initial issues.
• 16:27
  Speaker 9: Nah, nah, don't know it. It doesn't work.
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: I'm not going to work the second.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: All right, Carol, appreciate your call this morning. Very strong
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: in the camp of don't do it.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, another text here four for eighty seven. He definitely
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: cheated on it.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Don't know how they got that information. Don't take him back.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: So that's pretty firm advice there. What's ending on the
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: hits Breakfast Facebook there?
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: Megan mal said, Nope, nope, nope. You split for a reason,
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: so stay that way. Of course, there are feelings. You've
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: spent a huge chunk of your lives together, but it
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: won't work. Another said, if you still love him and
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: you've worked through whatever cause you to split in the
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: first place, and I would tell them otherwise you'll always
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: wonder what if.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: See that's a good point.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: You're a romantic, can't you.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: You're romantic, but like they both have feelings for each other.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: I'm like, that's give it a chance. You've got kids,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: you've got a.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Family, but it's called dear Mega, it's not called dear Carolone.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: He's got to hand the advice over. So is that
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: what you're locking in?
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: Well, I think that's what I'm locking in. But I
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: think the majority of listeners are saying, don't do it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: So I don't know.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe we need to follow up for this one.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Don't do it at this stage, okay, but me, it's
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: me you need to give your advice.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: Then I'm also a marriage number two, so I'm always like,
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: am I the best person to ask?
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: She's opting to ruin multiple lives and get back together.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't go back with my exit.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: So that John and Ben podcast.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: The Olympics are on at the moment, I'm getting very
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: sidetracked that one hundred meters about to say, we'll let
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: you know how the one hundred meters is going to
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: play out the hundred meter final with the men. So
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: they're like the rock stars of.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: The saying bolt event.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Right it is as right now they are there and
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: they're tight shorts and they're ready to go.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Are you allowed to commentate? I'd love to, Oh you're not.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: I'd love to hear you commentations. But now it's a
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: big donute.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: I'm sure the Olympic Committee would love to hear me commentate,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: and then I'd love to build me for for the services.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: I'm like, great, that was a good little gag for
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: ten seconds. Mate, that will cost you ten million dollars.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: You'd be great to commentator.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I'll bring an update very shortly about who takes it
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: takes it out well.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: As I said before, scammed by the donut industry, okay.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: I was sent to the donut shop with one clear
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: mission to get a donut, three donuts in particular.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, and then somehow I came back with twenty two donuts.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Oh really, I went in there.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: I was like, okay, mate, I've been told clear instruction
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: that three donuts are all I require.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Who won one hundred meters by don't they all look
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: at Jamaica.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Or Jamaica or the U.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: S A.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: It was very, very close. We come back to your
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: revenue after your revenue donuts.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Story, I feel like my story.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Try to talk. We're just looking at the TV.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Tell us how many donuts did you get? Tweet? Actually
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: under ten eleven segonds.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: You don't deserve to hear my donut story real.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: Juxtas twenty two Donuts is John U s A U
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: s A.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Thompson.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: It was close.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: These guys are not twenty two donuts.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: No, you don't deserve to hear the donut story. Now
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: you don't. You're not worthy, got upsold. No, you texted
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: four for its.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Even if you want to hear the donut story, I'll
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: text it to you. These two don't if they need
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: me looking me in the eyes, steering the TV.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Apologies to the Olympics because they didn't realize they had
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: a schedule clash with your donut story. If they hadn't
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: read us, and jeez, the would be like what happened?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: We lost the New Zealand no one was watching?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Are they all the same thing? Different?
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: You're not trying to pull back.
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: I worked hard on their donut content after hits that
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: jonaan Ben podcast.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Shari can here running her own marathon, the reporting marathon.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Halfway through. You're feeling good in the race so.
• 20:15
  Speaker 10: Far, Shari, It certainly does feel like a marathon. Yeah good,
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: although I'm not sure if you can hear. I've lost
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: my voice a little bit, but you know, it's still
• 20:23
  Speaker 10: going strong and we're passed the halfway point.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: She's coming to us life from Paris but dead inside.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Is it true that you're over there for the New
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Zealand Herald and we have obviously peggybacked on the back
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: of it to talk to you. But I've seen your
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: film some stuff. I've seen you out and about talking
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: to athletes. You're by yourself, right, you're filming, there's no camera.
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: Piss no, I'm doing everything on my own. So it's
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: actually the first big assignment for me that I'm completely
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: on my own. So I've been joking around with everyone
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: being really the one woman band over.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Here the time.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Amazing action at the Olympics over the weekend, the athlete
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: which is feels like the premiere event. Fantastic efforts from
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Zoe Hobbes over the Weekendsurie.
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: Yes, it was fantastic. I was there for her race.
• 21:09
  Speaker 10: I know she was pretty disappointed afterwards, but just even
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: to get that phone, really putting New Zealand back on
• 21:14
  Speaker 10: the map on the map, sorry, in the one hundred
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: meters just incredible and just being at start to front
• 21:19
  Speaker 10: of the Athletics really started to feel like the Olympics.
• 21:23
  Speaker 10: You know, those are usually the events that we will
• 21:24
  Speaker 10: get really excited for so it was very awesome to
• 21:27
  Speaker 10: see it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Well for her to make the semis incredible when you
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: think about it, you know how many people are sprinting
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: in the world.
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, it really is incredible. And I don't know
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: if you guys have recently watched that Netflix show Sprint
• 21:39
  Speaker 10: that focused on some of the fastest yeah in the world,
• 21:42
  Speaker 10: and it even if you watch something like that, you
• 21:44
  Speaker 10: get a taste of just how competitive it is and
• 21:46
  Speaker 10: how much work goes into a race that's ultimately ten
• 21:49
  Speaker 10: to twelve seconds long.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: This might be a dumb question, but I'm going to
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: ask it anyway. Like seeing it, like, I've never seen
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: athletes like that with my own eyes, not on the telly,
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: So what's it like seeing it? Is it faster in
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: real life?
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: I mean it does feel pretty fast, but at the
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: same time, I feel like the starts at really fast
• 22:07
  Speaker 10: and then the sort of backing of it as you're
• 22:09
  Speaker 10: watching the meet close to the finish line feels almost
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: like you're watching in slow motion. It's it's really weird
• 22:14
  Speaker 10: because it is such a fast event that they really
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: hype it up to the build ups quite real and
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: then yeah, before you know it, it's all over.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean ten seconds is pretty fast, pretty quick
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: anyone's language.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: You don't want to walk to the bathroom or anything
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: like that or looked down at your phone or anything.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: And what about Snoop Dogg, Because he's like, we're current
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: constantly on Snoop Dogg Watch and he was there with
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: Martha Stewart watching the equestrian dressed.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Up as a you know, dressed up as a horse rider.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Have you seen him?
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: I just literally missed him by a couple of minutes
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: at the swimming the other night, and I was so
• 22:51
  Speaker 10: gutted because one of my colleagues took a photo and
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: was like, look, smooth dog was here. So I'm yet
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: to seeing myself, but I've been seeing stuff pop up
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: on social and it's pretty funny to see been doing.
• 23:00
  Speaker 10: But you know, he has been drawing in like a
• 23:02
  Speaker 10: whole new audience as well for the Olympics, which is
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: obviously the thinking behind it. The other thing I'm really
• 23:07
  Speaker 10: looking out for is, I don't know if you guys
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: have seen, there's actually an Olympics Snoop Dogg pin and
• 23:13
  Speaker 10: he's flowing the Olympic rings. So apparently really highly sought
• 23:18
  Speaker 10: asked now, but I'm not sure where to get one
• 23:20
  Speaker 10: of them. But you know, he's he's really become like
• 23:22
  Speaker 10: a bit of an icon here at the Olympics this time.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: If you don't want me asking, what's his role?
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Es guy?
• 23:33
  Speaker 10: Like an ambassador. Yeah, he's commentating some of these events,
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: so I understand that you can tune in and listen
• 23:39
  Speaker 10: to his commentary.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: But yeah, you sort of.
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: Ambassador or some kind of influence sur vibe is sort
• 23:44
  Speaker 10: of what they're going for there.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: They're also the amazing thing not just Snoop Dogg going
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: viral as well, but some incredible things that sort of
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: go around the world from the Olympics. Megan, you were
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: just showing me a horse. Have you seen this one, Cherie?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: The rave Horse?
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: No, I don't think so.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Fill me.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: So. This is a horse from the USA, and most
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: of them dance to classical dance, do dress arge to
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: classical music, but the rave horse only does music to
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: like dances to rave music. But it's it literally looks
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: like it's dancing and it waits for the drop to
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: do like its little canter and it's quite incredible.
• 24:19
  Speaker 10: I really need to see if I can add it
• 24:20
  Speaker 10: to my list of things.
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: To go watch.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Have given that horse too much kidder, me too much
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: horse trequilizer and it's limit.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: It's best life at the Snoop Dogg. And that horse.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: It's got its own Instagram and everything.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: It's quite speaking of things high as well too. There
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: was a guy I don't know if that you saw
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: this over the weekend as well, Shari, a guy in
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: the pole vault who unfortunately seemed to have knocked knocked
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: off the bar out quite high with with what well,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I guess it's package. What was going on in the shorts.
• 24:52
  Speaker 10: Yes, it did pop up on my TikTok feed this morning.
• 24:55
  Speaker 10: I had seen the video.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: It'll be flattering yet gutting at the same time.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: One gold in my eyes that the Olympics go not great,
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: But I turned into a meme and I went around
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: the world.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: He should have taped it under.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I tugged it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Sure well, thank you so much for your time, mate,
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: halfway there.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Next Monday, we'll be done.
• 25:14
  Speaker 10: I know the finish lines inside the hits.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: That johnaan Ben podcast.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Watched the one hundred meter final at the Paris Olympics
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: and it was it was a dead heat.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: For first they had that, so if you look at it,
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: they have the same time, but there was they round
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: up to seven point seven nine, so the actual times
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: were points seven eight nine and point seven eighty four.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: It was incredible close. The American Noah Lyles has taken
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: out the gold he was awarded it. And the end
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: of the Jamaican running at forty three kilometers an hour
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: in the racks.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: That is insanity, isn't it?
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: And I hope Lyles appreciates how he sabotaged my donut story.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: The people still on the test machine could tell us
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: the donut story, John O, how you were scammed by
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: the donut industry. Well you'll never know, no, thanks to
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: the one hundred meter final of the Olympus.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now we are we're speaking of wedding. We are
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: sending you to Las Vegas if you're lucky to go
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: see the iHeartRadio Music Festival. It looks incredible. It's tripped
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: for two thanks to in New Zealand, you can be
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: spending five nights in Las Vegas. So we wanted to
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: do something right now Vegas or Vegas.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: So, oh, you tell us a story whether it happened
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: in Las Vegas. Or road to Vegas or Vegas Vegas. Yeah,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: you tell us a story to a point that we
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: have to figure out whether it was ash Roto or
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Loss Vegas. So you could go got married in a
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: chapel at a shotgun wedding. Now there could be guns and.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Shotguns.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: I would normally go Las Vegas. But you're right, You're right.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: So that could be a fifty to fifty split. Have
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: you got a story from any three of those locations, Megan.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Where someone was going? Do you want Charlie, Charlie?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Whoa that could be from any of those locations? All three?
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Do they make them?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go Las Vegas on the streets.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Vegas if it was myth definitely Rode.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Ben Well, the one that you were part of. Remember
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: when our producer for radio a fight gone to a
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: fight now through dice at another man's face and.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but these places you can gamble in Vegas and.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Are we wearing wearing?
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Minutes ago?
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: It was a Las Vegas.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: It was Las Vegas. It was a very funny moment
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: for us, not a funny moment for him when he
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: was playing the dice game and he threw the dice
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: a bit too hard and accident. I don't know how
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: he accidentally threw one off the table, smashed the guy
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: in the face, the big guy who didn't take it well, he.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Said, what sort of man? So it does in another
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: man evan and faces.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Good question. Good question, You're like, what sort of man
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: does that? And Dan, who was our producer at the time,
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: was he was like, I'll give you money. The guy's like,
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I don't need your money. I'm a pro baller.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: I don't need your cash yet.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: And to rub Sultan to his wound. He was started bleeding,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: but then at the hat back on the table, so
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: it came off his nose back on the table, and
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: everyone went yeah, because it was actually quite a good throw.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: I was crying with laughing at I couldn't breathed. You know,
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: when you're laughing so hard, you have to like, I'm on.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: The verge of urinating myself.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Here did you go and compose?
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Dan got his photo taken for security purposes. They took
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: all his details. It was like the guy came back
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: with a big plaster over his nose. It was it
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: was a very funny situation. That's what happened in Las Vegas.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: But enter the four four eight seven. You tell us
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: a Vegas story, we'll try and guess next where it happened,
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: which Vegas.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: The Hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: We wanted to know on one hundred the Hats your
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Vegas stories because we are sending two lucky people to
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas in September, which
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: would be incredible thanks to duc Ellen. You tell us
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: the story that's happened in a Vegas, ash Vegas wrote
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: the Vegas or Las Vegas, and we try and work
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: out where it was and we'll check you in the
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: jaw for that amazing trip.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can give a callers the telephone number for
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: New Zealand's Breakfast.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: We're going to get Kim on from Tutor. Welcome Kimbo. Hi,
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: great to have you on.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: You tell us the story, we'll try and figure out
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: which Vegas is from?
• 29:23
  Speaker 9: Sure? So where were I was on a match needed
• 29:27
  Speaker 9: family holiday with the kids and husband and the husband
• 29:32
  Speaker 9: was like, I'm just popping out down the road and
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: didn't return for about see for hours and just leaves
• 29:40
  Speaker 9: me streamed it no car or anything with the kids home.
• 29:51
  Speaker 9: It's been he'd been out gambling.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Oh so this, well it leads me to th think
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: it could be Las Vegas with the game. But you're right,
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: you can.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: You can take gamble in other parts of the world.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Seven hours is a long time. Would you take your
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: kids to Vegas? So on a family holiday?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: And she said he took the car right, yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Oh good? Sorry, what do you want to do? You
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: want to look in I'm.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Going to go, wrote, I'm gonna yeah to Vegas. Kim.
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: Oh, you're right, We're going to check you in the
• 30:26
  Speaker 9: jaw to go to Las Vegas, Vegas.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: What was he playing the Pokey's in some bar? Was he? Yeah?
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: Yeap, just in a c bar. I mean he came
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: back with a bit of money.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: But well you could be doing that in Las Vegas
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: if you if you went, We're going to check you
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: out of the jaw for the iHeart Radio Festival. Thanks
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: so much, Yes, thank you.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Seven hours.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Hell of.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: Got to like five hours. And he's like, I'm not
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: I can't go back without any money.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Flora back and there's the joy of the Pokey. I'm
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: going to go to rollister now and welcome Rene, How
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: are you good?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Thanks?
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Welcome to Vegas or Vegas or vegassh Vegas, road A
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: Vegas or Las Vegas.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Which one, Well, don't tell.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Us, don't tell us, You tell us your story. We'll
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: try and work it out.
• 31:11
  Speaker 10: Yes, I was watching the hang Of a movie and
• 31:14
  Speaker 10: I thought I'd do my savings accountant a trip.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: I reckon.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: You said I want to go to after watching that
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: movie Screams of Ashburnerbury.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you actually watched at the Hangover movie and
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: then you decided, did you Okay, we're gonna lock in
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas. She decided to go to Las Vegas after
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: watching that movie.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Yes, was it everything you imagined?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: And more? Yeah, the wildest thing that you got up
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: to there, Renee.
• 31:43
  Speaker 10: Oh, probably bit too many cocktails day drinking.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Did you wake up with Mike Tyson's bedroom with his
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: tiger or anything like that? Or to.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: God on you, you're in the jaw to go back, Okay
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: to the Iart Music Festival.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Have we got time to take one more?
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: So let's got a quickly we're on a roll, Olivia, Vegas,
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Vegas or Vegas.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: You tell us the story, take it away live. That's
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: just one of those things where I'm just talking to myself.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Olivia is like, we didn't haven't got type for
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: one more?
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Ola, what was your story?
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: Remember my workmates in March, we're in a club and
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: we like hi to booth.
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: We're real excited. We're like, oh, we'll get a bottle
• 32:24
  Speaker 10: of vodka. Then it turns out bottle vodka was two
• 32:27
  Speaker 10: thousand New Zealand dollars.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: Oh now she's transferred the currency, which current New Zealand
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: dollars different from the South Island and Northland.
• 32:37
  Speaker 11: With the difference you.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Las Vegas, Las Vegas. Yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Wow, It's not even like a sus Spade's champagne or.
• 32:47
  Speaker 10: Anything that's one bougie bottle or anything.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: It was just the dand bottle Christoph sixty four.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: She's she was all right, this is an expensive bottle
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: where you could be big. Another one of those. You're
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: in the Jordan. Go to the iHeartRadio Music Festival on September.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Good luck the heads that Jona and Ben podcast.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Producer Taylor's just missing. She used to work for quantas
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: the Lombardi's her family generations of Quantus employees. She said
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: the rule in Australia was if you're not on the flight,
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: your bags aren't going either, but you do that in
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: an Australian excent. Now we're going to do outrage. Internet Outrage.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: Do this once a week where we each find a
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: headline from the Internet where the Internet has been outraged
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: by something. We read the headline and then we have
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: to try and figure out what the outrage actually is.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: You want to kick it off this morning.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: So at King Charles Queen Camilla, they've sparked outrage in France.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: This is for something that they were part of last
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: year and he guesses what what went on?
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, this is days at outrage. Does the outrage just
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: come out?
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: The outrage has just come out, but for something that
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: was twelve months ago from yeah, yeah, they refuse to
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: try and speak French, which the French of course, and
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: then they just pretended to English and the French people
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: wouldn't engain. Well, that would probably cause them outrage. But
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: what they were part of us last year was a
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: big banquet that they put on, you know, the French
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: the government put on for them over there. And the
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: official numbers of how much it costs have just come
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: out to four hundred and twenty five four seventy five
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: thousand euros for a for a dinner they put on.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Haven't been there's probably I think at eighty eighty or night. Yes, sorry,
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: one hundred. It's not a lot of people, not not
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: that outraged by that.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: But that's going to feed them all and.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: They're expecting to be But I guess your money, your
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: taxes me again went towards that. That's why it caused
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: the outrage. They're like, you could have taken them to
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: you know, cross or something like Valentine's.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Valentine's exactly seafood, the seafood buffet.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Tours of outragers.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Want to Meghan, what you got most disrespectful act?
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: Scene at Paris Olympic tract bringing still in France, but
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: bringing it back to the Olympics.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Disrespectful, disrespectful act. Is it the athletics on the on
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: the track?
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Is it that that that pol volters disrespect knocking off
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: the bar?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: There is?
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: That?
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Is just something someone was wearing. I've seen sprinters and
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: all sorts. As someone was running in a cap backwards
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: in the Olympics, and I.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Saw someone with a huge bowl on her head, which
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: you think would like.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not very aerodynamic. I'm going to say it was
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: one of the long distance runners.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Was a long distance runner, yes, fifteen hundred meters.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Pushed pushed another runner out of the way.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: So this runner is the Norwegian runner, and he is
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: the front runner. He's you know, like haha, he's the
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: guy who's gonna like blits the field supposedly, so he
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: was when they all been down at the start of
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: the race, like getting ready. He's just standing there like
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: I'm ready, and the race starts and he's sauntering behind
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: them looking bored.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: He's well behind the field.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: And then it gets to the end of the race
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: and he absolutely canes it and starts sprinting and overtakes everyone.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Who's just respected by that.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Well they said it was unsportsmanlike.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: He can run his own race.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: How I really like the other runners were disrespected. Imagine
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: did you see that? Ten thousand meters? Blew my mind?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: So ten kilometers crazy?
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: They were running that in twenty six minutes. Wow, this is.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Three minutes. That is wild incredible, And they produced the
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: tailor you beck in our studio HQ this morning. Can
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: you hear us?
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Yep?
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: I can?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Indeed.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, you've got more outrage from the Olympics as well.
• 36:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, big outrage So Jonathan Owens, that is Simone Biles's husband,
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: the Olympic gymnast, that's absolutely carving up. So he has
• 36:40
  Speaker 11: posted a photo on Instagram holding one of her gold medals,
• 36:44
  Speaker 11: one of eight she's won in history, and everyone is
• 36:48
  Speaker 11: outraged because he's in the photo. He's the one wearing
• 36:51
  Speaker 11: the gold medal, and she's standing beside him kind of
• 36:54
  Speaker 11: looking like the supportive wife, and everyone's like, hang on, mate,
• 36:57
  Speaker 11: why are you wearing the gold medal?
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: You didn't do anything.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Now this reminds me.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: This has shades of there was the Italian or some
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: of the European runner who ran a marathon and her
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: husband handed the kids at the finish side and YouTube
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Megan and Taylor ACKed up off hard and then there
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: was more to the story a few days later that.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: She'd asked him to push the kids out and everything. Yeah,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: but okay, stand correcton on that one.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: I don't feel like he deserves the outrage this time round. No,
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: I've seen that documentary. He's a very supportive husband. He
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: helped her get back to the Olympics this time round,
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: So I like maybe they feel like they're a team.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: She's won so many gold medals, what they're doing.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: They're probably splitting the mass to carry on luggage. Otherwise
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: they're left to pay extra.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: It's very heavy. Yeah, she's actually come out since I
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: said just back off. We don't really basically in a
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: nice way. They were't really care about your opinion.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: But you think every time we interview an Olympian they're
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: very giving. They're like, do you want to wear it?
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: And so you'd end up being like yeah, and you
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: wear it in the photo like I didn't earn it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: But they that johnaan Ben podcast to Megan pushing past
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: all those all blacks at the airport, Oh my god,
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: sporting achievements. Excuse me, mart you're running for a flight
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: and you had to push past the all blacks.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Everyone was very kind in that line and let me through.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they lose on the weekend. It's because you've thrown
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: out their circadian rhythm. Usually just politely wait in line,
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: no one niggling.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: At them to jump ahead.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Just watching the high jump here at the Olympics, and
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: do appreciate an athlete that gets a slow clip going
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: in the crowd. But the problem is, once you get
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: a slow clip going, you need to deliver the jump
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: You're true. It's very humbling when the bar comes off
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: and you if I've made all these people clamp, they
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: was gonna it's a great view in the Olympics at
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: the moment.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: And now we're talking. You talk about you traveling yesterday, Meghan, Well,
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: you know, I went away on a trip with the family. Yeah,
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: try not to bang a bang on about anymore on
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: the radio, you know, because I feel like I had
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: nothing to talk about other than that. When I came back,
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: all this things that happened I want to share with
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: you guys, you know, mates and stuff.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, are you But now we've got more content though.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Do you think you could provide more overseas content?
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't. I thought I talked about all the highlights.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: I come home and I talk to you about all
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: the highlights, the funny things that happened to all the highlights.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: But we went to a friends place on Friday night.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: We hadn't seen these friends since we've been away, and
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: so they said, how was your trip? They an't engaged
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: the conversation.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: These people want to listen to all of my yeah, regale,
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: my taless.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: Tricks, highlights, no photos like no slide show, my.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Mate even said three the top three highlights of the
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: trap four minutes, four minute given her less and I
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: was like, well, I talk a lot about it on
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: you on the radio to Amanda, Amanda top three things, Maybe.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: That's what we should have seen. Too many returns your
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: top three things.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Bearing in mind, we went and saw family, but we
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: did you know, the credit cards not looking great now,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: but we did some amazing things, bucketless things, you know.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I reckon. I know what she's going to say.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, okay, so we went to the Empire State,
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: we went Satu Liberty. I'm thinking what she got to
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: talk about? What she going to talk at theme parks shop?
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: But whatever? That is? What's her top three thing? First
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: thing she says, we saw the naked cowboy. I was like, okay, was.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Stuck in him?
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Registered on my top one thousand things that we saw.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: He's a guy in Times Square that is like a
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: sort of like a g string. He's got a cowboy
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: hat and he busks and he's kind of like you
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: may pop some of movies and TV shows from time
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: to time.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Is he there all year round?
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: It that's all year round? I was like, oh yeah, okay,
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: it's cold in New York. Yeah, so naked cowboy number one.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: It's okay, she's gone with number one, wasted one, okay,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: number two. Oh we saw the naked cow girls. I'm like, okay,
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: this is interesting. This is the man. The second thing
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: has he got some I don't know how associated they
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: are with him. They're more sort of a body painted situation.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: We got quite detailed into this discussion. I'm like, she's
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: really not talking about the things that I would have
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: talked about. But is my wife, and she's going to
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: pull things back with the third one, third highlight of
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: our trip. Okay, what's she going to do? Third thing?
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I saw a guy pee into a bottle on the
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: subway to the stage, and I'm sort of nudging her
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: rounder the table. You're like, come on, mate, you need
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: to bring it back to some of the things we're
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: talking about. And then again we got into details and
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: my friends started talking about how he'd moved on, how
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: he goes camping sometimes he had to pee into a bottle.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: So the conversation.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Legitimate, toterresty things we did.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: I couldn't pull it back. I could pull it back
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: and I was like, well that was that. That's all
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: we talked about our trip to our friends with those
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: three things. On the way home was one of those
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: couple of conversations. I was like, what was with that?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: A what was that?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: The theme of nudity and.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Watching someone urinate on a subway, So he that's pretty
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: phenomenal public in public, the aim, the aim to get
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: into a water bottle as well, you're right, that's a marvel.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's something you don't see every day.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: So I can I can tell what that was plucked out,
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: made that made it into a top the.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: A new sport that we want to road test here.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: We're in christ Chitch this morning. The chai Athlon.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, in no way associated with the multiple sports happening
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: in Paris at the moment.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: We just want to make that clear.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: The Chiathlon is what we have designed to be the
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: most pretentious coffee you would have known to the cafe industry.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Now we are broadcasting from christ Church today. We're live
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: doing Alphaquaz Live tonight. The Little Fiddle come along with
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: some money, have.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: A little fiddle. Yeah, he's up for grands pimping him out.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, so what we're going to do with the chiathlon
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: right now is where we are at the Hits studio
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: in christ Church, for about one hundred and fifty meters
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: maybe away.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: From ninety ninety the maps, so that's.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Ten seconds away. We just saw people run ten seconds.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Noah Lyles just ran it an under ten isn't now?
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Okay? So what John's going to do is he's going
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: to leave from the studio. He's going to run to
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: the cafe and then he's going to make a pretentious
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: chai latte. Order what's the most pretentious thing you ran
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: a cafe?
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: Megan, I reckon a dirty chai, so that involves coffee
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: as well, a dirty chai with coconut milk.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: So hi, I'm from Auckland. Say start with that high
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: from Auckland?
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Do you make? Do you know about good coffee down here?
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Something like that?
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: And then order like chai lade, make.
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: The sweet dirty chie with coconut milk, extra hot with
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: chocolate on top.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Get there and then you need to race back without
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: spelling it and get it back into the studio. That's
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: when the time will end. You'll set at the time today,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: then Megan all myself will try and beat it tomorrow.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: This is the triathlon. Do I have an option to
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: say no right now?
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Well, it would have been nice about three minutes ago
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: when we sort of brainstormed this, but we're here now,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: right now. Okay, So we're gonna we're gonna call your phone.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I think we're going through your phone. Can you hear
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: us right now?
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Can you hear me?
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, coming through?
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, that and then I'm on the phone at the
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: same time.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Doesn't sound great. It's painful, more painful than the show
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: is normally. Okay, John O, your time as starting now?
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Can we have some music?
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: Grace, he's wearing Vans.
• 43:49
  Speaker 9: Crystal Morning in Christ.
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: You're just sitting it about tree.
• 43:53
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: What they don't do in one hundred meters is they
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: don't commentate their own rape.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: No, no, So can you see the cafe going out
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: into the brisk crush?
• 44:03
  Speaker 10: What's the what's the prayer for?
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: What do you have to put the pen into? Get inside?
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: There's a push to get out.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know. And we're not going to say that.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Love on the radio, on the radio, We're love on
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: the radio.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, this is what.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: This is really this is really kind of goot your
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: time right now? How many? How many secrets? He is
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: even left the complex security? Forty eight forty eight secs
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: me and this is the time that we compete tomorrow.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Have you got out?
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: No, I'm stuck in here. He's got a swamp cat. Okay,
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: this is not good. Can you cancel this off?
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: My time? This isn't okay.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: We'll go. Okay, we'll restart from here as soon as
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: you get out the gate. Okay, okay, nice.
• 44:52
  Speaker 9: There is there are issues with the gate.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: This isri We haven't got to the cafe yet. Here
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: we go. Okay, time starts now go now, okay, okay.
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: On the ground, I'm running to escape pack.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: He's got to run about ninety meters that you worked
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: out before to the cafe. Don't know how busy the
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: cafe is, but he's got to order pretentious try at latte.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Say I'm from Aucklands. Yeah, question in front of question,
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: in front of everyone. It's someone in the line. You've
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: got a post right in front of him. Okay.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: It's wearing vans too, not great running shoes.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Per lot for somebody who just ran ninety meters?
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Come here are you?
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: You go for a run in the mornings?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Hey?
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: You mate, go on, okay, straight to the counter, say
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: I'm from Auckland's.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, hi there, I'm from ak It's a
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: wiser Can I please.
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: Order a dirty try lat.
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: Take away?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 45:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: What's what else? Making extra hot?
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Coconut milk hot please, coconut milk.
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: With coconut milk, thank you?
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: And chocolate on top?
• 46:08
  Speaker 9: No coconut milk?
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Mean, what do you do?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Just go oat milk, oat milk yeap on top?
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: Two inks.
• 46:18
  Speaker 10: Okay, the order has been submitted.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: We'll see how you go to bring it back very surely.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: What's the time right now, Megan.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: I'm currently sitting at two minutes twenty The chai.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Athlon will continue next So what time will John I
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: get it back? And will you be allowed to stay
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: in christ Church for the next twenty four hours?
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: The hits that John Oan Ben podcast.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: But right now we're in the middle of the chai ethelon, Megan.
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: We have seen John O out to get the most
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: obnoxious Auckland coffee order, but will he make it back?
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: So all it's time being what was time? The time
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: currently right now is.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Six minutes and forty nine sekins.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: He's run from the hits HQ and christ Church about
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: one hundred meters to a cafe up the road to
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: order obnoxious Auckland sounding Chai Latin order. He will join
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: us right now? Where about are you, John?
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: I'm not looking good, looking good. These people don't know time.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Oh so you're still in the cafe.
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: Still in the cafe.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Oh so the time will just keep chicken? Oh no,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: he's fed up.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: The clocks even minutes in sixteen seconds?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Not bad, not bad.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: There's a blistering pace there, Barista.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: She did a magnificent join its extra hot, like I
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: could berely hold the thing. Not great for running conditions, right,
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: and they, I tell you what, we.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: Really solidified some stereotypes about Auckland there in the in
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: the public setting.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: I was being all bulshy and pushing to the fun line.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: And no one knows what you're doing in dumb radio bits.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: How did they react when you were like, Hi, I'm
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: from Auckland.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: She's okay, great say that.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I know she said it with a bit of a whisper,
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: but you're quite loud in those situations.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: It's awkward when you do radio bits out of public.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: Noone's listening to the hits man here mate having business meetings.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you had a sip of your coffee, yeah hot,
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: is it coconut chaie with chocolate on top?
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and oat milk. That's a dirty try, dirty try.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: So that was a good time. Tomorrow one of us,
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Megan or myself, will try and beat it in the chaiathlon.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: There we go, a good time, good time to beat.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: I fear if you have that now, it'll burn layers
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: off your esophagus.