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Idiot and Wife: Dog Bowl 8-31-26 · Dom and Jeremy

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  Speaker 1: Jerry, Katie, and Josh.
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  Speaker 2: Mix 100.
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  Speaker 3: Let's talk about your phone. A couple big stories out
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  Speaker 3: this morning about your phone. One has to do with emojis,
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  Speaker 3: and the other one has to do with the backgrounds
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  Speaker 3: on your phone. The first one with the emojis, I
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  Speaker 3: guess Gen Z is declaring that they have officially now
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  Speaker 3: canceled the thumbs-up emoji. They don't want to ever see
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  Speaker 3: it again. It is officially canceled.
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  Speaker 4: Can they just cancel it?
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  Speaker 3: According to the Zers. That's a very powerful group.
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  Speaker 4: Is it gone?
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  Speaker 3: It's still on there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm still going to use it then. They can't tell
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  Speaker 4: me what to do.
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  Speaker 3: All day long I'm going to use it. Are you
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  Speaker 3: kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: I may just send it to them just to get
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  Speaker 4: them all riled up.
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  Speaker 3: Just one? I'm going to send the whole screen filled
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  Speaker 3: with thumbs up. They can suck it. Anyway, they say
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  Speaker 3: it comes across as cold, dismissive, or passive aggressive. And
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  Speaker 3: I say, yep. Yeah, it does. Yeah, absolutely. That's why
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  Speaker 3: we use it.
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  Speaker 5: I use the heart so much because the thumbs up
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  Speaker 5: to me feels like I don't like the person. Even
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  Speaker 5: though I'm liking their status or whatever they post, when
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  Speaker 5: I use it, I feel like it's such a derogatory
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  Speaker 5: thing to do.
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  Speaker 4: I really do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I don't even do the like. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not even thinking about it in regards to liking things
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  Speaker 3: on Facebook or Instagram, anything like that. I'm just like,
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  Speaker 3: that's how I end a conversation on text.
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  Speaker 4: You leave a thumbs up.
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  Speaker 3: It's a great end. This is where we end things.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to communicate anymore. We're good to go.
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  Speaker 3: See you later. This jet is flying off the aircraft carrier.
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  Speaker 3: I'm out of here.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe you could just send a plane then. This jet
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  Speaker 4: is flying off, right? Maybe you could change it up
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  Speaker 4: if they get offended so easy.
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  Speaker 3: I will say the Gen Xers have jumped into the
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  Speaker 3: comments when it comes to this, and they say that
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  Speaker 3: they have no plans. on retiring the thumbs up anytime soon.
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  Speaker 3: So it is sticking around for sure with the Xers.
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  Speaker 3: But that's fine. The X generation is a little more blunt. Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: They do what they want.
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  Speaker 4: We're done. Yeah, they really don't care.
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  Speaker 3: I'll send you back the middle finger and a thumbs up.
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  Speaker 1: Zers.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, if you got a Zer in your life,
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  Speaker 3: be aware, be careful, because they don't want the thumbs
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  Speaker 3: up anymore.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: Because you're being cold to them.
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  Speaker 4: It just doesn't feel right. You make them cry.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so talking about your phone continued, part two. I
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  Speaker 3: judged a lot of people this weekend at wine time
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  Speaker 3: because there was a lot of, hey, let's get a
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  Speaker 3: picture moments, right?
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  Speaker 4: So many, so many.
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  Speaker 3: That's why we do the damn thing, okay? We'll be
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  Speaker 3: out there meeting our listeners. There was many times where
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  Speaker 3: they came up and they flipped open their phone to
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  Speaker 3: get a picture with us, and I immediately checked out
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  Speaker 3: their background or their lock screen.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There was a guy that had his lock screen was
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  Speaker 3: the Kia emblem, and I was like, really? I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's a solid brand, I guess. It's a reliable vehicle.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm like, really? No, I drive a Ford. You're
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  Speaker 3: rocking a Kia emblem?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he works for Kia.
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  Speaker 3: Of all the emblems?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's that. But I immediately started judging him. I'm like, really?
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  Speaker 4: A Kia?
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  Speaker 3: There was another guy who came up. His background, his
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  Speaker 3: lock screen, actually, he flipped it open, was a piece
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  Speaker 3: of lasagna. And I was like, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Was he single?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not mad at that. This dude apparently loves lasagna.
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  Speaker 4: I like that. He's proud of it like that.
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  Speaker 3: And then there was another woman who came up. And
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I thought you for sure saw it, Katie,
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  Speaker 3: because she did a selfie thing. But before she did
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  Speaker 3: the selfie, she had her phone out. and there was
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  Speaker 3: this jacked dude on her screen in like a little
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  Speaker 3: skimpy speedo. And I immediately started judging her for that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, is that what you want on your phone?
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  Speaker 3: Like every time somebody sees you open your phone?
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  Speaker 4: Because someone's going to see it like you did.
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  Speaker 3: I saw it. I'm like, I don't want to look
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  Speaker 3: at that. But, you know, I guess she's into these
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  Speaker 3: hot dudes. Well, it's funny because I come in this
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  Speaker 3: morning and there's this thread, I think it's coming off
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  Speaker 3: of Reddit, where they're talking about about 15% of people
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  Speaker 3: admit that they secretly judge other people based on their
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  Speaker 3: phone's background. I feel like that number's pretty small. The 15%?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like more people are judging. It's gotta be more.
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  Speaker 3: It's gotta be like 80%. I'm totally judging you. It
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  Speaker 3: goes on to say, what are the most popular and
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  Speaker 3: safe background images? Family members, especially your children.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: Even that, I'm like, get your, have some fun on there.
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  Speaker 3: Make it fun?
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  Speaker 4: Well, what if it's a fun picture of your kids?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 4: Not okay? All right, keep going, Jared.
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  Speaker 3: I personally don't do that, but whatever. Nature's in landscapes.
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  Speaker 3: You've got waterfalls.
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  Speaker 4: I have a waterfall and my kid. That's why I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I have both of those things.
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  Speaker 3: You do have the gnaw on yours.
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  Speaker 5: But the gnaw is perfect because it's her and her
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  Speaker 5: best friend, Louie, and they're making the same pose as
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  Speaker 5: the aliens outside the convention center.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's kind of my friend.
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  Speaker 4: So it's the aliens in the convention center.
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  Speaker 3: Are those aliens or are they just people dancing?
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  Speaker 4: They're the aliens, right?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they're aliens. I don't think they're aliens.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're aliens. No, I think they're just people dancing.
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  Speaker 4: The white guys, the white aliens outside the convention.
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  Speaker 3: I can see where you would think those are aliens.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just totally thought they were aliens.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, so I have that. I'm judging you right now.
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  Speaker 4: And then Fish Creek Falls. It's my favorite waterfall. I
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  Speaker 4: think those are perfect backgrounds for the phone.
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  Speaker 3: That's cute.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Mine, personally, I have Hulk Hogan fighting RoboCop. So that's
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  Speaker 3: probably one of the greatest phone backgrounds. Did you make that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So there's that. And then pets made the list. It's
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  Speaker 3: safe to put your pets on there because everyone's like, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Let me see your corgi. They're short little wings. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: they're little butts. They're little butts and wings.
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  Speaker 3: They're a romantic partner. Yeah, if you're really into somebody.
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  Speaker 4: The first couple months, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Every now and then I'll throw one up of me
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  Speaker 3: and Knickknack, and then I look at it and I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: get me back to like, where's my He-Man background?
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  Speaker 4: I want to see him fighting Robocop.
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  Speaker 3: And then speaking of that, they say some of the
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  Speaker 3: safe ones, pop culture, a favorite movie, a TV show,
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  Speaker 3: or a music act.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: 12% of phone judges say that if you have a
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  Speaker 3: boring option on there, it means you're uninspired or unengaged
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  Speaker 3: and you lack the ability to be expressive or creative.
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  Speaker 3: All right. And then a large chunk of people say,
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  Speaker 3: you know what? This is all completely meaningless. Leave me alone.
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  Speaker 4: Don't look at my phone, bruh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That is probably the Gen X subset again. Like, this
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  Speaker 3: means nothing.
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  Speaker 5: Younger millennials in Gen Z just have the privacy screen,
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  Speaker 5: so you can't see their phone.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you have, right, Josh?
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  Speaker 4: I just got the privacy screen, and I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: People can't see it. It's really good. So judge away.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody can see my Hulk Hogan fighting RoboCop.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Which is too bad. I'm taking the screen off immediately.
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  Speaker 3: Idiot and wife. Come on. Idiot and wife.
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  Speaker 4: He's an idiot and she's his wife.
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  Speaker 3: Really harsh. Idiot and wife.
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  Speaker 4: Idiot and wife.
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  Speaker 3: He's an idiot and she's his wife. Yep, time for
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  Speaker 3: a little idiot and wife segment here with JKJ. I
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  Speaker 3: talk about a little dilemma going on in my household
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  Speaker 3: between sweet knick-knack and myself, and I want you guys
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  Speaker 3: to sound off and pick some sides. Are you on
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  Speaker 3: side idiot? Are you on side wife? Here's our phone number, 303-691-1649.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like this one's pretty simple. It's fairly cut
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  Speaker 3: and dry, but in-house... I'm in charge of feeding Goldie
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  Speaker 3: Fawn each and every night, okay? Our sweet dog. Our
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  Speaker 3: little rescue that we've had for seven years now. Sweet
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  Speaker 3: Goldie Fawn. I feed the dog. I give the dog water.
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  Speaker 3: Nicole really doesn't think about it much, okay? Because I
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  Speaker 3: take care of it. Well, she came at me the
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  Speaker 3: other day because apparently she found out that I have
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  Speaker 3: not been washing the bowls of Goldie Fawn. I don't
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  Speaker 3: really wash her food bowl and I don't wash her
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  Speaker 3: water bowl. But maybe once a month, okay? Okay. Toss
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  Speaker 3: it in the sink, throw a little Dawn in there. Yeah. Scrub-a-dub,
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  Speaker 3: and put it back on the floor. So maybe once
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  Speaker 3: a month, okay? She's a dog. Ooh, Knick-Knack found that out,
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  Speaker 3: and she came in hot and said, I need to
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  Speaker 3: be washing that dog bowl each and every day.
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  Speaker 4: Every time?
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  Speaker 3: Every day, the dog's bowl should be washed and cleaned.
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  Speaker 3: She said, how would you like it? If you were
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  Speaker 3: eating off dirty plates and drinking out of dirty glasses
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  Speaker 3: each and every day, she says, it's not hygienic. We're
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  Speaker 3: going to have a sick dog. You've got to clean
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, believe me.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, the dog will go outside and eat
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  Speaker 3: cat turds.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean? I know.
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  Speaker 3: Dogs are not germophobes, okay? No, they're not. They've been
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  Speaker 3: eating out of bowls forever, and they're doing just fine.
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  Speaker 3: And to me, the water's constantly being refreshed, right? Because
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  Speaker 3: I'll refill it and put it back on the floor.
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  Speaker 4: And do you do the thing where when you fill
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  Speaker 4: the water, you swirl it?
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  Speaker 3: I'll do a little swirly swirl.
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  Speaker 4: You'll empty that out, right? So you get all the
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  Speaker 4: drool out of it.
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  Speaker 5: No. No.
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  Speaker 3: Every day. She's like, run your finger in there and
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  Speaker 3: see how filmy and slimy it is. So I did.
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  Speaker 3: And it was a little filmy, a little slimy. But
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  Speaker 3: the dog's doing just fine. The dog doesn't care. And
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  Speaker 3: my argument was, give me evidence of the problem right now.
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  Speaker 3: Show me the sick dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The dog is fine. The dog's great. Dog's in a
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  Speaker 3: great mood. Dog's healthy. But then she pulled up all
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  Speaker 3: these stats online from the FDA and all these vets
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  Speaker 3: and everything. They do, in fact, say that water bowls
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  Speaker 3: should be washed daily. Food bowls should be washed after
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  Speaker 3: every use. The food itself can have bacteria in it.
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  Speaker 3: Every now and then, I give her a little scoop
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  Speaker 3: of wet food, so the wet food in there could,
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  Speaker 3: you know, kind of solidify on the sides and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And now, don't get me wrong. Like, if I go
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  Speaker 3: down there and the bowl's kind of crusty and gross,
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  Speaker 3: if it hasn't reached the month mark, I'll wash it
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  Speaker 3: out real quick and toss it back down.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But the argument in the house right now is that
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  Speaker 3: I should be washing the bowl at least every day,
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  Speaker 3: if not every other day. Whereas I'm at a month now,
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  Speaker 3: and the dog is fine. So whose side are you on?
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  Speaker 3: Idiot or wife? I know a million of you have
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  Speaker 3: dogs out there listening. and let's be logical about this
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  Speaker 3: too like you can look at the fda site and
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  Speaker 3: read about it but real life who is watching their
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  Speaker 3: dog bowl each and every.
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  Speaker 4: Day you be honest about it ain't.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody doing that right Yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 4: Been a long time since I've had an animal, but
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  Speaker 4: when I did, it was not every day. There's no way.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe every week.
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  Speaker 5: I think that maybe I did it once a week,
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  Speaker 5: but there's no way I did it every day.
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  Speaker 3: So give us a call. I want to hear from you.
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  Speaker 3: Phone lines are already ringing. Whose side are you on?
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  Speaker 2: Idiot?
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  Speaker 3: I got to change the name of this segment. Idiot
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  Speaker 3: who's washing the dog bowl once a month, wife who's
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  Speaker 3: saying every day, and you could stretch it to maybe
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  Speaker 3: every other day. I want to hear it from you.
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  Speaker 3: Let's take some sides. Let's end this argument in my
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  Speaker 3: house because it's driving me nuts. Idiot and wife. Not again.
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  Speaker 1: Idiot and wife.
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  Speaker 3: He's an idiot and she's his wife. Big old argument
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  Speaker 3: in my house right now regarding Goldie Fawn, our fur baby.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently I'm supposed to be washing her ding-dang water and
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  Speaker 3: food bowl each and every day, according to... Sweet Nick Nick,
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  Speaker 3: my wife. I wash it maybe once a month. Whose
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  Speaker 3: side are you on? I know we have a lot
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  Speaker 3: of pet parents out there. Who's doing the right thing here?
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  Speaker 3: Once a month or every day? 303-691-1649 if you want
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  Speaker 3: to sound off about it. Here's sweet Michelle. Hi, Michelle.
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  Speaker 1: Hello. How are you guys?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're super dupes. I'm kind of tired of fighting
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  Speaker 3: with my wife, though.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm 100% on your wife's side.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so I'll put you down for wife.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I have three dogs, and I do. I wash
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  Speaker 1: their bowls every single day. I actually have backup bowls,
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  Speaker 1: so I run them in the dishwasher at night, and
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  Speaker 1: then I start fresh in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: See, that grosses me out, too, because she said I
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  Speaker 3: could just throw them in the dishwasher, and I think
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  Speaker 3: that's foul because you've got dog slobber and goo, and
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  Speaker 3: then it's in there with the dishes that you use.
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  Speaker 4: With your dishes, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Even though it supposedly disinfects, I think that's nasty.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm hoping I disinfect it, but I actually scrub my,
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually really extreme. I actually scrub mine out first
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  Speaker 1: and then I put them in the dishwasher.
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  Speaker 3: Holy cow.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: And then your dog runs outside and eats a dead squirrel.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I think it helps them from not
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  Speaker 1: getting like diarrhea and stuff. That's my opinion.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen, I will tell you, sweet Michelle, I also
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  Speaker 3: scoop the dog poop. We've got nice solid turds.
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  Speaker 6: Out back, so.
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  Speaker 3: Things are going okay. But you know what? You have spoken.
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  Speaker 3: You sounded off. I'm not putting you on Team Idiot.
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  Speaker 3: I'm putting you on Team Wife. So we appreciate the
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  Speaker 3: phone call. Thank you so very, very much. Here's Mercury.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Mercury.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning. Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Are you on Team Idiot or Team Wife?
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  Speaker 2: Definitely Team Idiot because I at least would wash my
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  Speaker 2: dog's dish once a week. I wouldn't do it every
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  Speaker 2: single day. I find that being tedious and, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I just get lazy with doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Right, especially if it's just like kibble, right? Like how
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  Speaker 3: bad is the kibble in there?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I can see if it's dirty that it
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  Speaker 2: needs to get washed. Yeah, I'll wash it right then
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  Speaker 2: and there if it's within the week. But, you know,
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  Speaker 2: or if there's anything in it, my dog's water. But
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  Speaker 2: other than that, it's like, I mean, they're fine with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right?
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  Speaker 3: Your dog's not, like, looking up at you going, bleh,
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  Speaker 3: puking all the time.
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  Speaker 5: And as long as it doesn't smell mercury, that's for me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, if it's not, because when you use the
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  Speaker 5: wet food, sometimes it can.
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  Speaker 4: Get like that, right?
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  Speaker 5: But if you're just using dry kibble and it's not,
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  Speaker 5: you know, stinking to high heaven, you good.
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  Speaker 3: You're golden. We have the visual of Katie standing in
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  Speaker 3: a kitchen holding the dog bowl up like this. Huffing it.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, nah, we good. We good for another week.
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  Speaker 3: All right, I got Mercury down for Team Idiot. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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  Speaker 3: If you want to sound off, 303-691-1649. Here is Phoebe. Hi, Phoebe.
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  Speaker 4: Hi. Hey, girl.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so are you on Team Idiot or Team Wife?
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  Speaker 1: I have to say Team Idiot.
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  Speaker 6: Yes!
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  Speaker 2: Yes!
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean... Even if I washed my dog's bowl every
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  Speaker 1: single day, he would still drink out of the toilet
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  Speaker 1: every single time.
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: See, that's part of my argument. It's like... They're not picky.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: They're not picky about what they put in their mouth.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: My dog was running outside. We had owls in the backyard. And,
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: you know, I don't know if you're familiar with owls,
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: but they'll eat, you know, rodents and all that. They
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: don't digest the bones or the fur or the feathers,
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: and they puke up those pellets, okay? Yeah. My dog
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: would run outside and eat those pellets.
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: It was so gross. And she's yelling at me for
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: not washing the dish. Are you kidding me? All right,
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: so I do have you down for Team Idiot, which
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: is funny to say. Phoebe, you're the best. Thanks for calling.
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you, guys.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Thank you. All right, I'm going to do one more.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Here's Cassidy. Cassidy, are you on Team Idiot or Team Wife?
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: I would say I'm leaning wife. And I mean, I'll
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: be real. I don't wash the doggy like food or
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: water bowl, but my sister does, you know, so I
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: would definitely be in the same boat as you were.
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: If I had a wife that cared about our dog
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: as much, but you know, disclaimer, I had to call
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: in because I can't believe I got to roast Jeremy
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: twice in a four-day span.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what that means. Big dreams, huh?
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: Goals and dreams.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Was he wife? He was team wife.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, team wife.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: So we're tied up.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: If anyone wants to be the tiebreaker, 303-691. 1649, maybe
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: you guys can break the tie. Josh, whose side are
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: you on, team idiot or team wife? I gotta go idiot.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, I've had dogs my entire life, and I
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: don't ever remember washing the bowl at least once a day.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't do it.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: All right, well, that puts idiot in the lead.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: Katie?
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I also will go with you on
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: this one. Yes, yes! There's a way I'm washing it
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: every day. I've heard a few people text in or
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: seen a few people. I'm with them. I don't even
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: wash my own water bottle every day.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: So it's like the fact that, yeah, there's no way.
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: There's no way I could do it every day.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes!
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Idiot for the W! Have you ever won one? I
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: think you have.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: I don't think I have. It's always wife that wins.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: We should commemorate this somehow.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: I will probably go home and rub it in her
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: face and then we'll be divorced later this month. Later
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: next month. She will be washing our bank accounts dry,
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: and I will have to move out.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: Celebrate good times, come on!
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: There you go, guys. Idiot and wife, the idiot has spoken.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Idiot and wife. Idiot and wife. He's an idiot, and
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: she's his wife.