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Missing Packages | Son of a Boy Dad #256 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 3: podcast today. It is December second, three thirty pm late
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  Speaker 3: start today. We are here live from HQ trays.
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  Speaker 1: You just blew a fat vape cloud just to remind
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  Speaker 1: people that we used to fucking smoke cigars and hear
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  Speaker 1: like real men.
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  Speaker 3: I know, before HR came cracking down on us.
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  Speaker 10: I did the most passive aggressive thing ever once when
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  Speaker 10: Sass was in my car. He was smoking his vape
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  Speaker 10: and I rolled his window down.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it was passive aggressive. I think it
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  Speaker 3: was just aggressive. There was nothing passive about that move.
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  Speaker 10: That's passive aggressive. I think if you said without saying anything.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, what's with the window? No? I think
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  Speaker 3: you said, no, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 10: It was very funny. Right immediately You're like, I don't
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  Speaker 10: like that. I don't like that at all.
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  Speaker 1: I want to marinate in my vape smoke.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom does that.
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  Speaker 1: She'll like if someone's smoking a cigarette within a country
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  Speaker 1: mile of her, she'll be like, like, not even trying
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  Speaker 1: to be funny or anything just to make them feel bad.
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  Speaker 3: Fake coughing. That is passive.
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  Speaker 10: That's passive aggressive aggressive, that's passive aggressive of the highest order.
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  Speaker 10: I think mine's passive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it is. I was wrong. Oh look
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  Speaker 3: at that. I just don't feel like I just feel
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  Speaker 3: like arguing about the definition of passive aggressive for thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 10: No, I think I think you do agree that it
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  Speaker 10: did fit fit.
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  Speaker 1: I think you do feel like arguing, and you're going
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  Speaker 1: to argue. No, no, Internet, we're going to argue about this.
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  Speaker 3: You know what.
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  Speaker 10: Now, I don't feel like it was passive.
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  Speaker 1: But we did get a nasty HR racked down after
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  Speaker 1: our nice cigar episode.
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  Speaker 3: People were snitching, in which case.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know if anyone needed to snitch for that
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  Speaker 10: to become an issue.
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  Speaker 3: The smoke was wafting into their but.
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  Speaker 1: We checked with everybody beforehand.
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  Speaker 3: We did, but we didn't.
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  Speaker 10: We didn't do it ahead of time enough for them
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  Speaker 10: to get air purifiers installed.
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  Speaker 3: I said. Before we did it, I said, I think
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  Speaker 3: this is the first time we've ever done this episode
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  Speaker 3: while there's even people in the office.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not true either, because we've had to check
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  Speaker 1: one time people got annoyed. Second time we checked, there
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  Speaker 1: was zero problems. Then this is the third time it happened.
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  Speaker 3: But people are just second. The last time we did it,
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  Speaker 3: it was like, I think we've only done it three
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  Speaker 3: or four times. The first time we did it, we
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  Speaker 3: did in the act studio in the office was completely empty.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we got some come up and basically I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to not my barstool this. I think that the
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  Speaker 1: barstool has fallen from Great Heights to now fucking snitch society.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 10: One time must have been twenty eighteen or twenty nineteen
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  Speaker 10: when I was doing Barstool Breakfast. It was my birthday
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  Speaker 10: on the show seven AM, and Wayne Jetsky and Za
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  Speaker 10: brought in a birthday cake for me that had candles lit,
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  Speaker 10: but instead of candles, they were joints. Yeah, and they
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  Speaker 10: were lit. Yes, And we smoked like six joints in
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  Speaker 10: the office at seven am.
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  Speaker 1: I remember, like in early it was at this office,
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  Speaker 1: but like years ago, while they like before everybody moved
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  Speaker 1: to Chicago. I walked into the office and fucking Jersey
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  Speaker 1: Jerry and John Rich had needles in their arm, just
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  Speaker 1: passed out laying on one another, fucking They were having
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  Speaker 1: the time of their life. And I was like, this
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  Speaker 1: is my barstools, my barstool, Yeah, not this, not this
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  Speaker 1: soft bullshit that's going on right now.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's gotten soft.
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  Speaker 1: Who are they?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know who is it? Who is here?
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  Speaker 1: Who are the people here?
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  Speaker 3: Why are their rolls?
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  Speaker 1: Let go of Alyssa emmeros for this?
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  Speaker 3: I get like if it was of smoke, like if
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  Speaker 3: it was like someone was blowing cigar smoke into your face,
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  Speaker 3: to be like, what's going on? But it's just the
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  Speaker 3: smell of cigar smoke.
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  Speaker 10: No, I think I think the smoke wafted out.
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  Speaker 3: When everything came in. Oh no, but ebony came in after.
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  Speaker 10: Because people it's pretty pervasive. But in their defense, in
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  Speaker 10: their defense, they did say, you guys are absolutely welcome
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  Speaker 10: to do this. We don't intend to tell you you
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  Speaker 10: can't do something. Just let us know an hour ahead
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  Speaker 10: of time if you plan to do it, so that
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  Speaker 10: we can put.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the middleman pr people.
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  Speaker 10: We can put air purifiers in and we can let
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  Speaker 10: anyone know who has an issue with it that they
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  Speaker 10: can go work someplace else.
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  Speaker 3: I want people to go. I thought it was kind
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  Speaker 3: of cool. I want people. I want to go out
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  Speaker 3: right now and say, hey, we're gonna go to smoke cigars,
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  Speaker 3: and we've got a problem with that. And then look
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  Speaker 3: around and see who starts shifting around And we're not
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  Speaker 3: going to use an air purifier and we're not using
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  Speaker 3: an air and everyone has to work where they are. Also,
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  Speaker 3: we found out that the audio is a little better
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  Speaker 3: if we keep the.
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  Speaker 1: Door wid Yeah, we're gonna take the doors off the hinges.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: In fact, we're a little hot. So we're gonna point
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  Speaker 10: a fan out into your.
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  Speaker 3: World because we don't want to We don't want to
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  Speaker 3: smell cigars.
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  Speaker 10: They say secondhand smoke is the silent killer, and so yeah,
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  Speaker 10: you know, and.
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  Speaker 3: So think about how bad firsthand smoke is. We're blowing
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  Speaker 3: everything out.
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  Speaker 1: It should be trial by fire, dude. This shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: this lily white, fucking pampered place of living that that
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  Speaker 1: it has been until this point. And I'm tired of it.
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  Speaker 1: I think we can grow together as human beings and
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  Speaker 1: damn stars of it.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, I did get hit up by a guy cigars. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: and this guy's cool, he's cool.
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  Speaker 3: By what metric.
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  Speaker 10: Well, his great grandfather started Village Cigars, which I think
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  Speaker 10: is one of the oldest cigar stores in New York City.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, one of the gayest ones too, I believe, is
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  Speaker 3: an that the one in West Village. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: believe it's closed. Well maybe so as of very recently.
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  Speaker 10: That may be so, but they but they're still I mean,
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  Speaker 10: they've been featured on Cigar Fisionado, which is, you know,
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  Speaker 10: the top magazine, top publication.
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  Speaker 3: I live right near there, cigar living well.
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  Speaker 1: That I mean, if he's hitting up Francis, they obviously
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  Speaker 1: have just abandoned the brick and mortar and now they're
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  Speaker 1: running online.
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  Speaker 3: Figure, let's go remote. Yeah, they're remote.
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  Speaker 10: This young man, this young man does not I asked him,
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  Speaker 10: do you work in the family trade, and he said
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  Speaker 10: he does not, but he would happily send us a
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  Speaker 10: nice box of cigars for our next indulgence. That's great,
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  Speaker 10: So I thought we should do that because I guess
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  Speaker 10: those will be nice cigars, great cigars.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the holidays are coming up for a fat
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  Speaker 1: Christmas in New Year's episode.
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  Speaker 3: I like the sound of that.
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  Speaker 10: Perhaps, Yeah, Now, this young man does not work in
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  Speaker 10: the family business.
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  Speaker 3: He plays tennis professionally.
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  Speaker 10: No recreate. He asked if we could play tennis sometimes
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  Speaker 10: to two of you.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, I mean I was high school champion tennis player,
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  Speaker 1: Spirit Award involved, just so you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: My cable guy.
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  Speaker 10: Fishing rod, yeah, and retrieve balls for us and beautiful shadow.
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  Speaker 1: Of my cable guy came the other day at Jamaican
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  Speaker 1: dude and he was like, sure, I was a professional
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  Speaker 1: tennis player.
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  Speaker 3: It was one of the best compliments of my life.
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  Speaker 3: How's that? How did that go down?
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  Speaker 1: It was just a Jamaican guy who came into my house.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, are you a professional tennis player?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, no, he's a strange guess.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, such a specific guess. Yeah, and he like doubled down.
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  Speaker 3: I was like no.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, and I thought you were a professional
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  Speaker 1: tennis player. He was so specific about it.
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  Speaker 10: I would be like, the worst dude to play twenty
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  Speaker 10: one questions.
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  Speaker 3: With start to start with boy or girl.
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  Speaker 1: Guy, It's definitely Himmler. No, he didn't even establish it
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  Speaker 1: was German yet.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was such a nice compliment that. Honestly, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what I was doing that day. I must
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  Speaker 1: I must have looked cleaned that day.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, one other quick housekeeping thing. So I have noticed
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  Speaker 10: that there is a great fan who seems to be
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  Speaker 10: taking inventory of the outfits that I'm wearing and listing
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  Speaker 10: the items individually with their prices. You are not doing
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  Speaker 10: that well, and I like the idea. But the first
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  Speaker 10: time you did it, you went ohero for five. Every
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  Speaker 10: single piece you listed was not what I was actually wearing.
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  Speaker 10: The next time, there were.
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  Speaker 3: Where are you getting Where are you seeing all of
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  Speaker 3: this information on YouTube? On YouTube, I don't see any
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  Speaker 3: of these.
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  Speaker 10: There are comments.
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  Speaker 3: I must have you filtered out. It's not me, Francis.
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  Speaker 1: Don't show me those comments.
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  Speaker 10: I mean that would be nice because they don't speak
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  Speaker 10: highly of me. But I like this initiative. If you
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  Speaker 10: want cross references on the outfits that I'm wearing, I'm
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  Speaker 10: happy to.
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  Speaker 3: On the second time, do they get any right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: I think he was like three for five on the
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  Speaker 10: second time.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so maybe this time he'll be five or five?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Batman Rolex, Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: This is a Sunspell shirt that I got on sale.
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  Speaker 3: Sun Spell. You can't get him away. This is a
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  Speaker 3: sun smell. You're giving too much away. You got to
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  Speaker 3: see how he does.
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  Speaker 10: Well when Corduroys, and this is Crockett and Jones boots.
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  Speaker 10: You had it as a different company before. It is
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  Speaker 10: cordoven which I believe is horse rump, but they are
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  Speaker 10: not from that company.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, that's made of a horse ass.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, this is made from horse, I believe.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it feels disrespectful.
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  Speaker 10: It was the great grandson of Sea Biscuit who gave
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  Speaker 10: his ass for these boots.
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  Speaker 1: A lame horse. But wouldn't the great grandson of Sea
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  Speaker 1: Biscuit be one of the most expensive horses unless it
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  Speaker 1: came out a little bit gimpy.
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  Speaker 3: He would be.
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  Speaker 10: It's amazing how those it is always the offspring of
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  Speaker 10: legendary horses that fetch the highest price.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a good seed.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's like Lebron James kid or how Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: twenty percent of first round draft picks in the NBA
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  Speaker 1: their dad played in the NBA.
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  Speaker 10: I wonder that true.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's something insane.
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  Speaker 10: Like wow, runs in the family nepop.
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  Speaker 1: But I think they actually outperform, so it's not just nepotism.
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  Speaker 1: So they actually outperformed the people at this similar drafts
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  Speaker 1: spot over the last five years before.
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  Speaker 10: Is that because the rest of them don't know their dads.
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  Speaker 3: They're just genetically superior to the other guys.
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  Speaker 10: Well, if you if you yeah, right, how.
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  Speaker 3: What did BRONI get picked at fifty five? First round,
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  Speaker 3: second round? Fifty five? You're right?
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  Speaker 1: But I also heard wait, uh.
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck did you just say?
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  Speaker 10: I had something something racist?
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  Speaker 1: No, it was nice though, Okay, I thought I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was. I thought you meant meant something nice. But
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck was it? Ooh I had a comment?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's definitely racist. No, I don't know. I should
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  Speaker 3: move on.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's something nice after the racism.
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  Speaker 3: M I don't freaking know.
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  Speaker 10: Well, I'll say this. I also want to extend an
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  Speaker 10: all branch to the many commenters who do not like me.
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  Speaker 10: I get it, okay, and I just want to say
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  Speaker 10: I am not begging Ronan Sass.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think you're even near the
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  Speaker 3: point of addressing No.
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  Speaker 10: I know, but but I I I I get it.
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  Speaker 3: I am not.
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  Speaker 10: They built the show. I am happy to help it.
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  Speaker 3: For people right now.
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  Speaker 10: I know, but they're growing.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're not. After this. I feel bad. I feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same one person.
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  Speaker 3: You're a dress, You're gonna this is gonna make more
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  Speaker 3: people comment stuff. Oh okay, then we'll cut it. Now
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  Speaker 3: we're leaving it. Then for sure.
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  Speaker 10: Well I'll just say, uh, there will be plenty of
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  Speaker 10: episodes where I have to go do four place stuff.
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  Speaker 10: You'll get the original crew. I won't be here, and uh,
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  Speaker 10: we enjoyed those episodes, but I have to tie. I'm
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  Speaker 10: not I promise, I'm not here trying to just like Torpedo,
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  Speaker 10: this beautiful show that these two built.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody knows that everybody loves having you on the show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm over it. Move on next.
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  Speaker 10: Where were you when I made the racist chick?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no, let's rehash that, let's go back
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  Speaker 1: over the coals.
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  Speaker 3: I was just, what'd you guys get into this weekend? Ron?
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  Speaker 5: You were?
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  Speaker 3: You were at a wedding.
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  Speaker 1: I was at my boy. It was actually dude record mics,
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  Speaker 1: eighteen mics at this wedding and insane.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the videos that's going viral. Man.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Last time I put up the video of the amount
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: of mics that were at a wedding, it was an
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: article in Newsweek.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a million likes on take what was
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: that again? The mics rons like a hundred friends named
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Mike and when they all get together to take a
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: big photo, that's cool.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Of all the mics, he said that this one there
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: was eighteen mics. It was the new record of Mike's
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: at a wedding. It was insane. One of them was
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: my high school Latin teacher. He was maybe the meanest
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: person that I've ever met in my life.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: How did you get the wedding invite?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: He's related to the bride and he's so mean. And
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I went up to talk to him with my other
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: friend Mike, and he was equally mean. He had backed
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: off his meanness at all.
• 16:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's good.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he couldn't stop it. He couldn't quit it.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, is that once forever? That's interesting.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Like, there was a time in high school he was
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: just screaming at everybody. If you didn't do the homework perfectly,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: you were in huge trouble. Then one time someone was
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: getting their declensions wrong and he was made to stand
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: in the back of the class and he was so
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: scared that he passed out and took out like an
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: entire row of desks, and everybody just turned around to look,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: and he.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Was like, back to your clunchions.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Just fucking screaming at us as our friend died in
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: the back of the class.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Sounds like you were at like it was like Dead
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Poet Society or some shit. It was Oh yeah, I forgot.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Was it all boys, all boys, all brothers, all brothers.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It was nice. It was very nice. It was an
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: incredible wedding. It was so fun, like four hundred people.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Oh the wedding was all boys.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what do you mean, Oh you're talking about
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: the high school. Oh yeah, both, there was at least
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: girl teachers at the high school. Though this was all
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: boys all bros.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Wedding would be awesome, Like that must be like what
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: a gay wedding is, Like, well, no, obviously not, because
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: gay people are friends with girls and men. But it
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: would be cool if like you were, like, uh, you
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: were like a gay couple and then it was just
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: like you only invited you to your bros, just all
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: gay dudes.
• 17:51
  Speaker 10: There basically any scenario where there are no women involved. Yeah,
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: what you're saying fun?
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like the governments seventy bros, the voting booths before. Yeah,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: when did they get their right ninety two? It was
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: something recent.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: It was just what they should do. With weddings, they
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: should partition, they should separate people by gender, like a
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: high school a middle school dance. Yeah, so like like
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: you like the ceremony happens, but then after like the
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: party just bros. Like that should be the bachelor party. Yeah,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: it should be that night the wedding. Yeah.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: No, like dancing. No, I don't think they had a
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: single slow dance. Yeah, it was just fast dancing. You're
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: not a fan of the slow dance.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: I don't like any Like, I'm not a dancer.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: What I used to regular dancing.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I used to be a big dancer. You gave it
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: up back when I was drinking. That was like my
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: ship dance.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: It was so fun.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Today I'd get like I'd get like soaked in sweat
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: because I'd be dancing so hard.
• 18:49
  Speaker 10: Really, Yeah, I have a hard time seeing it, No,
• 18:53
  Speaker 10: but I do whenever. Whenever I dance that hard that
• 18:56
  Speaker 10: I'm sweating, I never wake up hung over the next
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: day because you're extra working out the booze.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: You're like kind of buzzing after it, like you got
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: a nice workout.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Then we have a Nigila the groom got to do it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I was under the ass and I had drank like
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I felt like my heart was going to give out.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I was doing like Joe Rogan kettlebell, full fucking squat thrust. Yeah,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: fucking launching him.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Speaking of the kettle bell, it has arrived.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know, brother, I know.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I I So I went home to drop off my
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: shit before coming in, and I was like, pretty cutting
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: it close on time, and I was like, all right,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: should I bring Rogan? And I was like, I'm gonna
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: bram because I don't feel like having this in my apartment.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: And then I picked it up and I put it
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: back in the box to carry it, and then I
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: picked up the box and then I looked outside and
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: the uber was there, and I was like, there's no
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: way in hell this is getting there.
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: You actually called an uber and still decided you just
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: couldn't do it, dude.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: It was like, I don't think I would even be
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: able to I don't think I would even be able
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: to open my own door. So how are you ever
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: going to do it? I don't know. We might need
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: to bring like three people in to help move it.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: What wait? When was this was this? After I put
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: it in your apartment?
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: This was like an a This was like thirty minutes.
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: He fucking because you said on Wednesday you're gonna bring it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna put in a back But I
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: didn't know that you still took an uber today, well,
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: because I was planning on Well also, it's freezing out,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: so I didn't want to bike. I understand that.
• 20:23
  Speaker 10: That's not the point I'm trying to make. You had
• 20:25
  Speaker 10: everything set up to bring it perfectly today.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't. That's the problem.
• 20:29
  Speaker 10: You just had to get it from your apartment to
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: the uber downstairs.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Dude, I wouldn't have been able to open the door
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: to the car. You're gonna have to You're gonna have
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: to do this anyway. No, I said, I'm gonna. I think
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna use a backpack or some sort of bag
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: that could like throw it over my shoulder.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: That's a good way.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: It couldn't put that together in the today. No, I
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: didn't have time. I genuinely. I don't know what's so
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: funny about that. I genuinely didn't have time.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: You could have just said the uber could have just
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: waited a minute while you put the the one item
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: in the backpack.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: My backpack is full of clothes.
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: What it takes for you to abandon an initiative in
• 21:02
  Speaker 10: your mind is so little.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: No, it's really not. I mean, if you understood the situ. Dude,
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: you have no idea how heavy this thing is. I
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: get that, but it's not like you can get a
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: good angle on it, where like you could carry it
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: like like, there's no I don't want to drop it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Farmers, Harry explode hit a little suitcase, just a little suitcase.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Carry it's too heavy. It's fifty five pounds.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Fifty five pounds for a farmer's carry.
• 21:29
  Speaker 10: How did you get it up the stairs and into
• 21:33
  Speaker 10: Harry's apartment?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I carried it.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: You picked up the box and carried it, and you
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: carried it up and then what you had to put
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: it down and open the door? No, I just opened
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: the door. No way. You had that thing.
• 21:43
  Speaker 10: With one hand, so he had gravity working against him.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I'd rather have gratitude for something that heavy. I'd rather
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: have gravity working against me than with me. This thing
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: is going down quick.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: It would have dragged you through the floor. Yeah, it
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: would have created a sinkhole.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Dude. It's so heavy that I put it on my
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: like ottoman when I was leaving, and then I came
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: back and put it on the floor because I was like,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: I think it might take out the automo. When I'm yeah,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I was like leaving my and I turned around and
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta move any.
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: Minds with the hoops they on the floor.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: It can't be. It cannot be above ground.
• 22:22
  Speaker 10: You did so much more work to not bring the
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: kettlebell in today than it would have taken to just
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: bring it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: No, I also went home. I would have just gone
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: straight here, but I went home because I wanted to
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: get my packages that arrived. After the Rome brought in
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: my package, both of them were stolen. Therefore, why I
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: was pressuring you so hard to get the rogan And
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: I did it? I know, but everyone thought I was crazy.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: You guys were like, it's not no one's stealing that thing, dude.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I talked to my super.
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: Hold on a second. The thought was that no one
• 22:52
  Speaker 10: was going to steal it because of how heavy it was.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: It sounds like some determined thiefs came in and.
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: Can we get that guy to bring then we should.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: What were the other packages?
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I had two sweaters.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's so easily steal gone.
• 23:06
  Speaker 10: Damn outfits for the next year.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I talked to uh the super. I was like,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I had two packages that were delivered, and he was like, yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: someone came in at like two in the morning and
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: just took everything. How does that even happen? How does
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: not like it's like.
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: A because there's no key required to get into your building?
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Oh there is.
• 23:25
  Speaker 10: How did he get in?
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I buzzed him in?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the door is always open. There's always someone
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: coming or going.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: That's but that's my point. There's always someone coming and going.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: How did no one notice one person bringing everything outside
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: and be like, hey, what's going on? They probably did
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: it in stages.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Or in Thanksgiving in the middle of Thanksgiving Prime that's
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: probably what it was, probably like two point thirty.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, they said he said it was two
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: am that the person came in, or maybe they waited
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: until there was a parade coming down the block and
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: then they went in and then blended in with the prison.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Do you think like some drunk girl would have been
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: like coming home at night and been like, what the
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: fuck are you doing?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: She probably would have tried to seduce him, like.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Someone would have come through. Like if I was walking
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: into the building and I saw a dude that didn't
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: live there.
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: Would do you know all your people that live in
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: your building?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I know, I like, I recognize pretty much everyone that
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: goes in there.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: But then you open yourself up. It's even scarier to
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: do that these days, because you open yourself up to
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: somebody actually living in the building starting to film you
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: and them being like, why do you not think I
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: live in this building? Okay, but there's a clear racism.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: No, there's a clear route. No, that is a thought
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: that I've had before, but it is there is a
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: clear route of like you grab your packages, you're going upstairs,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: or you're waiting at the elevator. There's no going back
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: towards outside.
• 24:41
  Speaker 10: So I've always packages out of the building before. Why
• 24:47
  Speaker 10: I just wanted to see what was in them.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: So you took them outside at two am. There's never
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: been a situation where someone has been in two in
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: the morning and they're taking armfuls of packages and then
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: leaving the building.
• 25:01
  Speaker 10: I'm trying to think unless I.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that there's a chance that nobody was there.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I think that there's a chance that if they were
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: hovering over the packages and someone else came in, they
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: could have just stayed over the packages and just kept
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: it moving.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Or it could have been someone in your building. See
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: that's what my that's what my main thought has been
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: for the last couple of years.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: It could be a listener and they're probably like, oh,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the sweaters are coming in.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say anything too crazy, But because
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know if anyone in the building is listening
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: to the podcast, I think it's someone up top, someone
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: that I might be given some money to.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: Landward.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I think it's the I don't want to say that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get kicked out of my super.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Perhaps And and this isn't anti Semitic because you're.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Jewish and my super is not Jewish. Okay, we have
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: we have like two supers. We have the one super
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: who's actually the super, the guy that does everything. He
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: fixes shit, he he picks up packages and puts them
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: where they're supposed to go. He moves the trash outside
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: like the actual super. And then our actual super is
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: a ninety year old lady who lives in a building,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: who lives in the first apartment of the building. So
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I think it was her, I think, And she lives
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: with like fifteen people like all of her children, And
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: I've had packages go missing the second they've gotten delivered.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: And then I go outside and there's a bunch of
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: packages outside of her building, her apartment.
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: What do these people look like?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: The people that are still on the packages.
• 26:35
  Speaker 10: The fifteen people in that apartment.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: You don't know. It's Dude's like the Wizard of Oz.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: You never see him.
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: Dude.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: You bang on that door to try and get to
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: the super because like, I'll like forget my key sometime,
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: like I need to get this bear key to open
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: my thing. And you bang on the door and you
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: hear them in there talking, and then you're just put
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: away the packages, banging on the door, and they just
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: refuse to come out until you knock for like five
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: minutes straight, and then they come out and they're like,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: what do you need? They but they send the old lady.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Like, how old are they? What's a profile on these people?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah? What kind of brace are they? Oh? They're all white?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Really well, how old? I don't know how old the
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: other people that are living in the building are, but
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I know the super is like ninety.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: How old are the people in her apartment?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I just said, I don't know. I've never seen them.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I thought you just said they come to the door.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: No, they push her to the door. Oh, like she's
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: the cover because then you think, oh, obviously a nine
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: year old lady's not stealing my package.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I think, you know how whenever people steal a bunch
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: of money, but then the bank puts in the ink block.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Bomb or something like that, I think, get a heard
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: you need.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: To or.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Glitter, something that will leave a mark behind. So like
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: if there's a bunch of glitter on the floor of
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: her apartment, or like right outside of the apartment, or
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: just something that will stain so you can see what's
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 27:51
  Speaker 10: What about if you just installed some hidden cameras in
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: the package depot area.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's the thing too.
• 27:56
  Speaker 10: What if we have can listener out here who happens
• 28:00
  Speaker 10: to know how to install security cameras that you could monitor.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: We had They have cameras in the building, and they
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: always say, like the super, the real super today, not
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: the real super, the one that's actually doing shit. I
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: asked him today because he was downstairs and I was like,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: you see any packages And he's like, I saw packages
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: with your with your apartment number, but they're not there. Anymore,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: and he's like, he's like and then they looked at
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: the cameras and they said, someone came in at like
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: two am. I want to show me the tapes, because
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I bet if I look at those tapes, I bet
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I'm seeing a nine year old lady walking out of
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Apartment one A and heading right away with everything. They
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: have a whole fucking file of people just they're just
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: hucking it to each other.
• 28:45
  Speaker 10: Like baggage hand Yeah exactly, what uh? What about?
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: What?
• 28:51
  Speaker 10: You understand that Christmas is coming up?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: So this is the Super Bowl Season four package thieves. Yes,
• 28:58
  Speaker 10: if I were you, I would get the those cameras
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: set up as soon as possible.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just don't think that's legal.
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: That's we're not gonna We're not gonna tell anyone.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: There are plants in the lobby, like plants, like actual
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: plants where I think I could probably sneak a camera
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 29:16
  Speaker 10: How funny would it be if he had security cameras
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: shipped to his apartment and the boxes they were got stolen.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Or sets up for the security cameras, and like someone
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: steals the security camera.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: And I was so confident that these packages were going
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: to get stolen that I ordered three sweaters another one
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: the red version of this wo and for this one specifically,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: I messaged the person I said, please do not. I say,
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: can you do me a huge favor and not ship
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: this until Friday? And now it's getting here today because
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: I said, if it gets here during the weekend I'm
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: not there, it will get stolen. And they said, of course.
• 29:54
  Speaker 10: By the way, why don't you just ship stuff to
• 29:56
  Speaker 10: the office.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: It's such a pain in the ass.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: What listen to everything else that's gone on with everything
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: that you ship. It's crazy, everything's getting stolen. But you
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: can't handle it yourself. You can't bring it up. You
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: can't bring it down.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: The Rogan kettlebells should have been shipped to the office.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: I will that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 10: And also, if you're talking about sweaters, you just unbox
• 30:15
  Speaker 10: it here and you just wear at home or put
• 30:17
  Speaker 10: it in a backpack. Bring that package is annoying. Fine,
• 30:21
  Speaker 10: but what if it's like a Friday, so it stays
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: over the any of the other three days of the
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: week that you're not.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, exactly. What if it's one of the days
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not here and my package is getting here.
• 30:31
  Speaker 10: They'll remain safe and not stolen until you're here on Monday.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: You have a built in doorman. That's what you're lacking.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: When you move in the next like whatever, eight years,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: you should get a doorman in your building.
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah, doorman are cool.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: I don't want one. Actually, I wouldn't mind having one,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: But I feel like I don't know, Like I've had
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: this problem at a couple apartments, and I've had it
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: at some other I didn't have it at other apartments,
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Like my first apartment, I never had anything stolen. My
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: second apartment in Hell's Kitchen. That was the one where
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I came home and my all of my belongings were
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: scattered throughout the streets of Hell's Kitchen. Have I told
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: you that story where I moved and I had my
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: mom ship met ship and then I got home, like
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: my PlayStation, like my all my clothes, and I got
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: home and I opened the front door to the lobby
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: and like there was ship outside, and I was like,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: whose stuff is all this? And then I'm looking close Aroun,
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, this is my stuff.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: You inspected The name on the inside of the boxer briefs.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Pairs of Patriots, that's my underwear right there, those fives. Now,
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: this was years ago. I wasn't interested in any of
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: those things then. But my PlayStation did yet stolen. That's
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: just very devastating homeless man. Which is so you know,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: he wasn't even playing it. He wasn't playing it. He pawned.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: He probably sold it for like two dollars for.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That good ship. Yeah, said you did have a conspicuous
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: amount of marijuana.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: That's not true at all, but that's what everyone was commenting.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: There was one tiny little thing, right, yeah, where in
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: the background of a photo. It wasn't like I have
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: pounds of which of where? Of which? Which apartment? Apartment?
• 32:19
  Speaker 10: When did you post a photo of that?
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Roan posted a photo of the rogan. Oh you saw
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: the weed. I saw more than just the one that
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: he was talking about. There's no way that's true.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: There was that one, and then there's another one on
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: that exact same countertop.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: No, there isn't. You can see the entire countertop. There's
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: one thing on it.
• 32:38
  Speaker 10: That's definitely why you had a hard time lifting the
• 32:41
  Speaker 10: Rogan kettlebell because you were high. And I've tried to
• 32:46
  Speaker 10: work out high. It's not fun and I'm in ship.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I don't smoke weed. And second of all, if I
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: was smoking weed, you think I'm smoking weed before I'm
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: boarding a flight.
• 32:56
  Speaker 10: Lives alone doesn't smoke weed, has weed in this apartment.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: People give me things. It's math though not at dude.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: People.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Someone gave me. Someone gave me the weed. Dude, someone
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: gave me weed in l A. Went to the Super
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Bowl three years ago, and I think I just threw
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: out the joint like a month ago.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: You had a pack of dog walkers, partially smoked but
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: like still full joints.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I help myself to one of them. Good, take them all.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't even finish it. I put it back
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: in the pack because there was literally so much everywhere.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Really on your shelves, Oh on my shelf. There definitely
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: is that.
• 33:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I would guess that the reason you're getting your
• 33:42
  Speaker 10: package just stolen is because everyone's assuming that people are
• 33:45
  Speaker 10: sending you weed, and so that you're getting a lot
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: of at two am, you're getting a lot of weed.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I'm not going to need delivered to me.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: I've had like I've had people after shows.
• 33:55
  Speaker 10: I want to believe you, but everything that you say
• 33:57
  Speaker 10: now seems like a lie.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: And so I don't smoke it, but I've dabbled. It
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: doesn't ever go well, So what.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: About just ship you shitting one of your famous runny
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: turns into a box.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: This is what I'm thinking, is well, putting fragile on,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: but putting and putting a camera under the ship, like
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking, like I lather a layer of ship and
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: then right in the center you just see a lens
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: and it's recording, maybe like a GoPro. How long does
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: a go.
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: Pro record for a long time?
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Probably like ten hours.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: But you need something that you need something that's closed circuit,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: that's going back to your phone. It's a go pro.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: They won't give it to you. We could come over.
• 34:38
  Speaker 10: We could come over and hang out, smoke a bunch
• 34:40
  Speaker 10: of your weed and do a sort of a marathon,
• 34:43
  Speaker 10: stay up all night and till out, Yeah, until the
• 34:45
  Speaker 10: package thieves come.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Let's do a steak out, steak out, bakeout, a bake.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: I actually do like the idea.
• 34:51
  Speaker 10: Oh I love that idea. It could be a good
• 34:54
  Speaker 10: video like air mattresses on the floor, play video games, smoke,
• 34:57
  Speaker 10: smoke some of the weed.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: But well, I would ge dude, I would get a
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: vict from my apartment. If we did this, If we
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: did what why if I filmed if we did a video,
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: were a we're all smoking weed in my apartment. This
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: is a live stream, keep in mind, and then there's
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: also a second feed that is videotaping everyone going in
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: and out of the apartment. That's like, not only not
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: only would I not get evicted, we I think I
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: would get arrested, but for filming people stealing your packages?
• 35:21
  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Why so? I read something on reriddit where someone said
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: that they put a ship in it, they put a
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: turd in a box. But then it's like the smell
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: there box like shit.
• 35:35
  Speaker 10: I feel like there's a way to rig some sort
• 35:37
  Speaker 10: of a boobye.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: So you know what it was. I think someone did
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: a turd and then they put an apple tag in it.
• 35:45
  Speaker 10: And then someone took the package and then they chased
• 35:47
  Speaker 10: them down.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I think, so there's uh a shit. Express dot com
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: is a you can send people boxes of ship all
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: around the world and you choose an animal, You give
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: an address, you put a sticker, and you pay and
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: stay anonymous.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: You can choose an animal. I think that's how it works.
• 36:08
  Speaker 10: I think i'd rather that we've all contribute a little
• 36:11
  Speaker 10: bit ourselves.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: That would be human human ship excrement.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, animal animals. There's less legal trouble.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, nobody's going to be cracking down because it could
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: be fertilized.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: If there's three different human ships in one box and
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: someone finds it, there's going to be a full FBI
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: investigation and to what occurred leading up to that.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: There's plausible deniability for all of us though.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: It's like when you do.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: The firing squad and only one guy has the bullet.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: You know, like three different ships. It can be all
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: of our ship have three different ships. You can't pin
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: the ship on one person.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: You can, because it's our DNA minds a different color.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: It's literally our DNA minds red.
• 36:52
  Speaker 10: It's got blood in it from.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: That would mean it would be black. It's clearly a
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: guy who doesn't go diary.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Clearly the guy who's never had bloods stool. Yeah, poor bastard.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Everyone knows that bloody stool is black.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I want there to be a single camera from a
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: spy shop. I bet we could get like a fifteen
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: dollars lapel camera or something like that that is live
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: streaming and when they open. We have a shot of
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: their face and the surrounding shit.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: But the problem is, like, even if we get the person,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: what are the odds of the same person. That's tole
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: my bit, it doesn't matter. We can just assume or.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: We just we do this a bunch of times.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: But I think what we're really we're really hoping for.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: We're not enough weed. We're not hoping I don't have
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: any weed. We're not hoping for a person. We're not
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: hoping for someone breaking into the building and stealing my ship,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: because that's what's assumed. What we're hoping for is that
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: it's the super.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, and if we catch the superspace or one of
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: the Russian immigrants that are hiding under the floorboards of
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: your supers apartments, then we have them called. Right then
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: what do we do it?
• 38:01
  Speaker 10: A couple of months of rent for free?
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: A couple months. I'm thinking, life, I think you'd give
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: me hand over the.
• 38:07
  Speaker 10: Keys, Dude, I had a guy break into you know
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: this story. I had a guy break into my apartment
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: while I was there, while I was sleeping.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know the story.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think you never want you never wast to
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: do a stand up as I used to do.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've heard this one.
• 38:20
  Speaker 10: I was sleeping in my apartment when I lived on
• 38:22
  Speaker 10: twenty second Street and a guy came in and I
• 38:26
  Speaker 10: heard him outside my bedroom door, walking around opening drawers
• 38:29
  Speaker 10: in my apartment. And I opened my sliding door, and
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: I was naked because my clothes were in the drawer
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: set of drawers outside the bedroom, so I had to keep.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: My dick behind the door. And I was.
• 38:43
  Speaker 10: Peering out sideways and I saw him and he was
• 38:47
  Speaker 10: as close to me as you are to me. Yeah,
• 38:49
  Speaker 10: and I'm naked and there's it's just a guy, and
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: I go, what are you doing? And he goes, I'm sorry,
• 38:56
  Speaker 10: I got lost, and I go get out of here,
• 38:59
  Speaker 10: and he goes, chill out, man, I swear to God.
• 39:04
  Speaker 10: And I have a picture of him.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: What was his what was he? K s M? Yeah,
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 39:14
  Speaker 10: I actually think he was probably Latin of some kind.
• 39:17
  Speaker 10: I don't know exactly, like from Rome, like your old teacher.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: H was Greek v e v d vch no.
• 39:27
  Speaker 10: But he uh he He was wearing a red overcoat
• 39:31
  Speaker 10: and I recognized him because he had I'd seen him
• 39:35
  Speaker 10: in the building before. He was friends with one of
• 39:37
  Speaker 10: the owners of the building and they would hang out.
• 39:40
  Speaker 10: So I I'd seen him before, and I go, get
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: out of here. Man, you're in my apartment at three
• 39:46
  Speaker 10: in the morning. You broke in. And he goes, I
• 39:49
  Speaker 10: got lost, and I go, I'm calling the police. And
• 39:54
  Speaker 10: then he got out of the apartment and he got
• 39:57
  Speaker 10: in the elevator because I was in the garden and
• 40:00
  Speaker 10: so I knew that in order for him to get
• 40:04
  Speaker 10: out of the building he had to go up the
• 40:06
  Speaker 10: elevator a floor. And then I raced up the stairs
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: and as the elevator.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Was opening naked.
• 40:13
  Speaker 10: No at this point I had put something on, but
• 40:15
  Speaker 10: in a joke, I told I was still naked. Yeah,
• 40:19
  Speaker 10: And then I took a photo of him getting out
• 40:21
  Speaker 10: of the elevator and he goes, don't take pictures of me, dude.
• 40:25
  Speaker 10: He was like huffy about the fact that I was
• 40:28
  Speaker 10: catching him. Yeah, And then I called the police and
• 40:33
  Speaker 10: described him and they had him in five minutes, no way,
• 40:38
  Speaker 10: in the back of a cop car. And by the way,
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: I'm talking, ten cops descended upon this crime. So they
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: were like they had a cop car, he was in
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: the back. There were three cops that came into my
• 40:50
  Speaker 10: apartment to check on me. There was like seven guys
• 40:53
  Speaker 10: outside the building and they'd caught him in five minutes,
• 40:57
  Speaker 10: and they made me come out to confirm it confirmed
• 41:00
  Speaker 10: that was him because they couldn't describe who he was,
• 41:04
  Speaker 10: what he looked like, because I guess that would somehow
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: be a violation.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, makes sense of whatever.
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: And then I had to go testify in front of
• 41:11
  Speaker 10: a grand jury, and then he died six months later.
• 41:15
  Speaker 10: Turned out he was an informant sort of God, I'm
• 41:17
  Speaker 10: trying to tell this story as fast as possible because
• 41:19
  Speaker 10: I know the listeners hate it when I tell stories.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Why I'm very curious, but that is a true story,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: every part of that wait.
• 41:25
  Speaker 10: So, and they got mad at me in the assistant
• 41:29
  Speaker 10: district attorney who met me before I testified for the
• 41:33
  Speaker 10: grand jury, because they had become aware that I'd been
• 41:36
  Speaker 10: telling this story on the on Barceol Breakfast, I'd written
• 41:41
  Speaker 10: a blog about it, and I was doing it in
• 41:42
  Speaker 10: my stand abackt and she said it's very funny what
• 41:45
  Speaker 10: I've seen, and I was like, thank you, but she goes,
• 41:48
  Speaker 10: but it's going to be very hard to paint you
• 41:49
  Speaker 10: as a victim in this case, if you continue to
• 41:51
  Speaker 10: try to make light of it, Why.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: So you think that it was like collusion between the
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: two of you, like, come rob me and I need
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: a fucking bit.
• 42:00
  Speaker 10: They were like trying to put this guy away because
• 42:02
  Speaker 10: it was his fifth offense or whatever. And to say
• 42:04
  Speaker 10: to say that, like, uh, you broke into the apartment
• 42:07
  Speaker 10: of this poor guy and he uh. And then to
• 42:11
  Speaker 10: find out that, you know, I'm on stage being like, yeah,
• 42:14
  Speaker 10: I broke in and my dick was soft and that
• 42:16
  Speaker 10: was embarrassed, Like doesn't make it easy to make it
• 42:19
  Speaker 10: seem like it was a dangerous crime. But he was
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: trying to steal tax documents. That was he was stuffing
• 42:25
  Speaker 10: them down his pants. That's why he was opening the drawers.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Why was trying to steal tax dof to.
• 42:29
  Speaker 10: Steal my identity or sell my identity.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: So it wasn't the first time that he was in there.
• 42:33
  Speaker 10: No, And I say he died six months later because
• 42:36
  Speaker 10: somehow it turned out that he was like actually working
• 42:39
  Speaker 10: with he was like he was a criminal, but he
• 42:42
  Speaker 10: would also collude with the police.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: So the police were trying to steal your identity.
• 42:47
  Speaker 10: Well, it was that was the part I never really
• 42:49
  Speaker 10: understood but he got he got found out, I mean,
• 42:51
  Speaker 10: and he got killed so fast.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were probably already there.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they would probably like go in, like you got
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: to run inside, get get this guy's whole.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: I have a picture of him on my phone's downstairs,
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: a picture of a dead man.
• 43:04
  Speaker 10: I have a picture of him coming out of the
• 43:05
  Speaker 10: elevator and going, come on, man, don't take a picture
• 43:09
  Speaker 10: of me.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: It was no part of you worried he was like
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: going to get physical.
• 43:12
  Speaker 10: It was one of those things where I was kind
• 43:14
  Speaker 10: of I was drowsy and not really making the right
• 43:19
  Speaker 10: decisions because I'd been woken up from a dead sleep. Yeah,
• 43:23
  Speaker 10: and so I wasn't Also, because i'd seen him before,
• 43:29
  Speaker 10: I didn't think that he was.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: You'd already sized him up.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: I know you.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I know that you size up every man you meet immediately,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: and you're like, should I be afraid? Is this man
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: a physical threat to me? What level of artillery would
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: he need on him to even put him on the
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: evil level playing field?
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: That's right, you had already assessed this man.
• 43:49
  Speaker 10: I may have also gone to my butcher's block and
• 43:52
  Speaker 10: grabbed my bread knife when I went out.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: To take the photo off. Yeah, that makes sense, which.
• 43:57
  Speaker 10: Was the wrong knife. It's very hard to stay like
• 44:00
  Speaker 10: a serrated blade.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Still a blade though. Sure he doesn't know that, and
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: it's probably gonna do more damage.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: You would have to swing if you get it in.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd have to saw him if you get it in. Well,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: I knew it was, you know, I it was.
• 44:10
  Speaker 10: It's probably my sharpest knife, and not not for nothing
• 44:12
  Speaker 10: because I never use it because I don't eat bread.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he probably knew that too. He probably did. He
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: saw the figure. Yeah, the shape. This guy goes, Oh
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: my god, that bread knife is sharper than ever.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: He's like, I wish he brought. The vegetable knife is
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: probably so dull right now.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: The vegetable knife looks like a spoon. The vegetable knife
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: couldn't even make it through my skin.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: The bread knife is fucking vicious.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: The vegetable.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: The vegetable knife would be the best one to stab
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: with all things considered.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I was hoping you were gonna say that it got
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: back to that something with the building was stealing was.
• 44:50
  Speaker 10: Then because because they owner was one of the owner's friends,
• 44:54
  Speaker 10: he's in the family. There was like an ownership family
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: of this building and one of the apartments in the
• 45:00
  Speaker 10: building they had given to this guy and it was
• 45:03
  Speaker 10: his buddy who was in my apartment. So I spoke
• 45:07
  Speaker 10: to the big owner and I was like, this is
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: nuts that this happened.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not uh, you know it. If it's it's
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: it's okay. If he's Jewish, Harry's Jewish.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: No, he wasn't.
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: I would never rent from a Jewish family.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: They wouldn't steal from you, that's for sure, No.
• 45:29
  Speaker 10: Kidding they they they gave me one month of rent
• 45:34
  Speaker 10: free as an apology.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Really month.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean that was probably a nice little
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: nest if I found out.
• 45:44
  Speaker 10: To say this, I bought some new knives. I was
• 45:47
  Speaker 10: able to buy a couple of new knives.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not a confrontational person and I'm not someone like
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I like, I don't. I don't hold grudges against people
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: very often, Like if like if I have a dog,
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: shiit uber drive and the dudes like, yeah, fucking pissing
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: me off the whole time. I'm still giving him five
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: stars and I'm still tipping him same because I'm like,
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: all right, yet you're doing what you gotta do. You're
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: in different shoes than I am. I'm not going to
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: like give this guy a bad rating and have him
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: lose his livelihood. If I found out that the people
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: that own my building were the ones that have been
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: stealing my packages, I'm taking that up to the fucking
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: that's going to Washington. I'm going to like, that's going
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: to the President. I'm getting. I don't know what I'm getting.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: I might get the building as a whole.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think you'd be well, yeah, you would have
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: to get you I would need.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: To be higher.
• 46:36
  Speaker 10: But this is where you need to be realistic, because
• 46:39
  Speaker 10: you getting them to lose their building or whatever doesn't
• 46:42
  Speaker 10: really do any benefit to you. What does benefit you
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: is getting rent free. So that's where you should I
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: would literally not tell anyone if you caught your owner
• 46:53
  Speaker 10: of your your landlord stealing your packages, I would try
• 46:57
  Speaker 10: to solve that.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Between you and that'll be worry that they would kill me.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I have this on camera, This ninety year old lady's
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: not going to kill you.
• 47:05
  Speaker 10: Well, that's where that's why you'd need to have witnesses
• 47:08
  Speaker 10: in classes or.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: New Yorker probably has like she probably has like ties
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: to the fucking mafia.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I think that what you should do is before anything happens,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: you should kind of take an inventory of everything that
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: has potentially been stolen, so you could put together a
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: grand Ian theft case.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: It's got to be up to like twenty things at
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: this point.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Well you should try to put together like even if
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: it's not exact, put together a list. And then I
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: would go right to the woman before you even waste
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: time with the video cameras and say, I have you
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: on camera. I have people on cameras stealing my packages
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: going into your apartment.
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: And then you could also tell her you've made copies
• 47:43
  Speaker 10: of the videotape and send them to six big newspapers
• 47:46
  Speaker 10: to be opened in the event that anything happens to you.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Right that, there's a cryptography and every single you know,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: six hour period, you send a message to them that says,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: don't open the thing, don't open the thing. And if
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: at any six hour interval you don't send that, then
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: everything and then it's a fucking explosion.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't hate the idea.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I think we're thinking a little. And then the steakhouts
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: sounds nice.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: They have me on they would have me on camera
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: putting the camera.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: You don't ever put the camera.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: I think, I think, I think start to start. I
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: think I stage a package, and I think I go
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: apple tag in the package. If I go downstairs, say
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: I'll leave it there for a week. If that package
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: goes missing but it is still in the building, yeah,
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: I will know that it is someone in.
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: You'll need to know immediately because I open it immediately.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: If they find the apple tag, they might throw something.
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: We're going to go put the apple tag, throw it
• 48:49
  Speaker 10: away or put it back among the packages.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: But I think, if what if I have what I have,
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: is there way to set an apple tag to be
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: like give me an alert when the package.
• 48:56
  Speaker 10: It moves, moved, if it moves.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think that what if you
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: bake it into a cake or something like that, something
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: that they wouldn't fully deconstruct, yes, or like.
• 49:05
  Speaker 10: You, I'd be on that apple tag so fast in
• 49:08
  Speaker 10: the cake.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Or something that they don't want way ahead of like
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: a package or jewelry. What about something that like they
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: they wouldn't even want regardles, Like what if I got
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: like some dog, What if I got like a fucking
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: like a like a Halloween costume that's in one of
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: those bags and I put it in because they're not there.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: You're not going to sell that, you're not going to
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: use it, so you just throw that away. But I
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: put it in a box.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Has any of the packages ever made it back out
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: into the hallway? Did they ever say I don't want this,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: retaped it and put it back out.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Now, dude, I've had packages. So this hasn't happened in
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: a while. This happened hasn't happened in a couple of
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: months because I signed up for like the USPS like
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: priority thing, where like they have to like like I'm
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: getting updates like every ten minutes on wear my packages.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: So I'm usually pretty good about like I have to
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: be home at this time to receive this package. So
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: it hasn't happened in a while. And I what has
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: happened is there was a there was a period of
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: time where I was getting packages stolen, like on a
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: weekly basis. I think it was probably close to when
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I moved because I was ordering a lot of shit
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: when I moved in, because I was having a bunch
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: of shit get delivered and I was getting stuff stolen
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: all the time. And then I didn't really order anything
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: for a little bit and that ordered a poster. I
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: ordered Mac Miller Faces the album poster and it got
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: delivered and there was since I have the USPS thing,
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: they take the photo of the package in the lobby.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Literally five minutes later it was gone. So is that
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: USPS stealing it? Or what I mean, who's stealing a poster?
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: There's no way that you're breaking into an apartment to
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: steal something. I believe that the mailman.
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: I don't think it's going to be USPS. And and
• 50:51
  Speaker 10: and just to go on on that, we have a
• 50:54
  Speaker 10: listener who messaged me who works as a mailman.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: And was really nice.
• 51:00
  Speaker 10: Guy sent me a really nice message, and I want
• 51:02
  Speaker 10: to ask him. I can't remember his name, but he, uh,
• 51:05
  Speaker 10: you know, is there. I'm sure there's a pretty strong
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: code in the mail industry of never stealing or going
• 51:11
  Speaker 10: through the packages.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Let's if you hear this, let me know, yeah, this was.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: This was probably an Amazon package.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I am starting to think that your other super is
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: in on it.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: He's a good guy.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah you think that, but if he is covering for
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: the other person saying it was.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: It was surprising how quick he was to a like
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: I never even I didn't insinuate any I never even
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: brought up something getting stolen. Why why. I was sitting
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: at the package area and I was looking around, and
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: then he came down throughout the trash room and I
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: went up to him and I said, I had and
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: then he goes, he goes, oh, a couple of nights
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: ago or two in the morning, someone stole a bunch
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: of packages too quick.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I had.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Do you even know what I'm saying?
• 51:54
  Speaker 10: Sweaters sent to you?
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Was that? Yeah? I heard about that. Yeah.
• 51:57
  Speaker 10: He was wearing a sweater, a red fishing sweater.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Here's another thing that you could do. If you're worried
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: about filming the inside of your building. You live on
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: the first floor, pretty close to over your door, you
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: could put a camera on the outside to see if
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: anybody's going out with any of your packages. Maybe you
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: put the apple tag in the ship, see if anybody
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: goes out.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: The front door with the package, and then is that
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: fully legal? I think that might be fully legal.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Filming outside of your own apartment. People do it all
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Filming the street. It's like a ring camera we could
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: also do.
• 52:32
  Speaker 10: We could also just go and hide with a viewpoint
• 52:36
  Speaker 10: of where the packages are. Isn't there a way that
• 52:40
  Speaker 10: we could kind of see.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: You'd have to be across the street kind of that would.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: But then we're then we're also thinking like what if
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: this what if this takes two weeks?
• 52:50
  Speaker 10: I have the time, You're fine so much weed.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: That we get this. We need to make one of
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: our demands that we can smoke endless amounts of weed
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: in your apartment, Like once we get over.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: On your nine year old landlord and.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: The Russians living underneath her floorboards, we need to write
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: it into our claw.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: I think we've already got I think we got to
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: figure it out. Oh yeah, that I think it's I
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: think apple Tag goes in a fake box and then
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: camera ring camera on my balcony.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, ring camera outside on the balcony, anybody goes out, Yes,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: the fire escape will do it. That's because then you
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: see if anyone's going out, and then maybe you recognize them.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's the guy who smoke crack, you know, in
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: which case, great, enjoy the sweaters. Yeah, at least we'll
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: know it's not this sweet nine year old lady. But
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: she if she's been working your building for as long
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: as we think, she has probably stolen everything from.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Every I just don't understand how how it happens so
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: consistently and no one does anything.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: What if as soon as you go into her apartment
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: there's a fucking shiny mac Miller poster.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: On her wall. It probably is. They're probably furious. I
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: want to get in the apartment.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: There's probably everything in there.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: I had a package delivered just now.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: It probably looks like an Amazon fulfillment center in there.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Dude, what why are you shopping so much? What's the
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: matter with you?
• 54:07
  Speaker 10: No?
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: I remember I said that the red sweater I said
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: to ship on Friday today. If the red sweater is gone,
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going straight into the supers apartment, just kicking down.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going I'll go right in. Yeah, I'm going to say.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it got delivered one hour ago. What
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: happened in the last hour? I feel like I want
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: to go watch that box. Do you think it's a
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: crazy thing for me to be like, give me the tapes.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: I want to see the tapes because i'm but also
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I'm I I don't I want to resign here.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: You should say I have an idea of who it is.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Could I see the tapes?
• 54:38
  Speaker 10: You're gonna have to do away with that because that's
• 54:41
  Speaker 10: leverage for her.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: If because you think if you have a if there's
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: a tenant living in the building that's asking for the
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: security footage, did you think they're like, we don't want
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: to deal with this anymore.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: No way, they can't kick you out for asking for this.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: But they could they could like be like, we just
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: aren't gonna let you resign.
• 54:55
  Speaker 10: They wouldn't do that. That's crazy. You have a right
• 54:58
  Speaker 10: to ask for that, you have a re to do.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: I have some cops that might work in that precinct.
• 55:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, oh, I know some of the cops down there
• 55:07
  Speaker 10: because I had bike and then I went to the
• 55:11
  Speaker 10: police precinct and they were super cool.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: That you're a city bike stolen. Yeah, I haven't seen
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: that video. I have the video.
• 55:19
  Speaker 10: I remember you've told that story I had a city
• 55:21
  Speaker 10: bike stolen that I was I had leaned outside of
• 55:24
  Speaker 10: a Kinkos or something that X store. I was busy
• 55:29
  Speaker 10: shipping packages that I.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Found leaning a city bike is crazy.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to do the Apple tag and
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: the ring camera.
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: Would be kind of a fun gig. Is if you
• 55:42
  Speaker 10: just said, like I'm selling like storage Wars where you
• 55:47
  Speaker 10: you could bid. You could make people bid on packages
• 55:50
  Speaker 10: you'd stolen, but you didn't know what was inside. Yeah, yeah,
• 55:54
  Speaker 10: you can tell people the weights that you could tell
• 55:56
  Speaker 10: the people the names of the people that they were
• 55:58
  Speaker 10: intended for and decide if that was like a rich name.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: That's literally a show street box storage units that are.
• 56:08
  Speaker 10: I know I just said Storage Wars like Storage Wars.
• 56:13
  Speaker 10: Are you saying that's the show?
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just with packages.
• 56:16
  Speaker 10: I know it's a show. That's why I cited it.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: I misheard you. I don't know why you said storage Wars.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: And then for some reason I was thinking of like
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: an h G t V show.
• 56:24
  Speaker 10: Okay, I think it's it might be on it, but.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Storage Wars is the one way that you
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: bet on this shore.
• 56:30
  Speaker 10: They don't know what's inside the unit when they bet
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: on it.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they can look.
• 56:33
  Speaker 10: But they who are those shows for?
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Storage Wars?
• 56:36
  Speaker 10: I'll be honest, I would absolutely watch that. If you're
• 56:41
  Speaker 10: taking a Jet Blue flight you're watching story.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I wonder how they knew that that was going to
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: be good programming.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Like it's just such a it's pretty much like gamb
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: It's like watching someone gamble.
• 56:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's it's it's it's a it's a trashier version
• 56:54
  Speaker 10: of Antiques Roadshow, which everyone loved. It's basically it combines
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: like Pawn Stars, Antiques Roadshow.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: And seven Yeah what are the Bar?
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Watch at the bar? I mean, I think it's
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: like people like, you're just hoping that someone's gonna get
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: something sick. Correct, You're hoping that someone's gonna spend five
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: dollars on a unit and they're gonna open up and
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: there's gonna be like filled with gold bricks.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: It must have happened before to these lucky people.
• 57:22
  Speaker 10: Probably, Yeah, Oh, whoops, I forgot to pay rent on
• 57:26
  Speaker 10: my storage unit that contains all my gold Shoot, how
• 57:32
  Speaker 10: did I let that lapse? There's fourteen dollars of gold.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Well, I ran out of money. I couldn't access my
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: goal bricks. I couldn't lock in get on my gold bricks.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: It makes me want to start live streaming that instead
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: of football. Just those guys going to storage units.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea.
• 57:51
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• 58:05
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  Speaker 1: feel like those those the first lay the games led
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: right into the second slate.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Maybe like I got hit with a lull in red
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: zone or maybe in my red zone. My red zone
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: thing might just be up.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 10: It also might have been between the four PM games
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 10: and the Monday Sunday football game.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: I went to the Patriots game yesterday. What a good game.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 10: It was a good game. Game twenty five, twenty four.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 10: So the Patriots are really bad.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: No, they're not. They're bad. They're not good there. Yeah,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: they're not a good team, but like they're gonna be.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I think they might win the Super Bowl next year.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Well, they're gonna get draft that guy from Arizona, Tet McMillan.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know who.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: We're going to Tyro, probably a receiver.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: All we need is we need we need one good
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: receiver Tet McMillan or Luther Bird. And I'll keep keep us,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: keep Douglas around, keep Booty around.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 10: Then I watched the Sunday night football. I watched the
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 10: whole Bills game.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I watched that whole game.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 10: So this was the first time in my life. I
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 10: think I watched ten straight hours.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: I watched that's amazing.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 10: It was amazing. I've never done that before.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: I watched all the Thanksgiving games, and then I watched
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: the Chiefs Raiders game on Friday, and then I watched
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: all the college football games. I watched the Georgia Tech
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: game front to back, eight overtimes. I watched the entire thing,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: and then I woke up and I watched Michigan Ohio State,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: and then I watched Alabama Auburn, and then I watched
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: and then we also watched Texas A and m Texas,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: and then I watched BYU at like ten PM.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I would like to throw down the gauntlet to the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: entire roster of Barstool Sports. Who watched more ball.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Than my boy this week?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Literally, like, raise your hand. There's no way, Big Cat,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: there's no way, Jersey, Jerry, there's no way. Like Brandon Walker,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: none of them watched more ball than you.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: Speaking of Brandon Walker crushed him in Fantasy. Yeah, it
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: might have been the comeback of the century.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: We are do.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: We were texting and we were both like it's over
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: who Me and Brandon like, because like I was down
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: by thirty points going into the eight pm game and
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: you needed James Cook And then then the Bucks game
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: went to overtime and my kicker, who's the Bucks kicker,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: took me to the next level and Baker Mayfield completed
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: like three more passes to Mike Evans took me there.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: All I needed was twenty points from James Cook that
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: breakaway touchdown. I was screaming, screaming in your apartment. Yeah, no,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I was home. I was with my parents.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, oh man, they must have been so they
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: were probably crying seeing you have an interest.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: No, they were like they were, like, man, they were
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: they weren't thrilled.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 10: Fantasy sounds so fun. I wish.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he started Dak Prescott against me this week.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Do we have a deadline?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: It's probably past.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: I think it did because I was thinking about throwing Francis.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: I've been getting really into the fantasy, Like I don't
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: care about the bets at all anymore. All I care
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: about is just winning in fantasy. And I was thinking about,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: like offering you cash for for some of your person
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: players that would be good players, Like you had a
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: couple of wide receivers that was looking to get off
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: your hands, Like who you have neighbors. Neighbors is awesome?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Oh he is not like he's not great.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: He had Labconki, Mark Andrews. Yeah, you have Mark Andrews,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: both on the picks, both on the bench, Brock Bowers
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: and Mark Andrews. SI your team. Oh no, that's Brandon Walker.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: That's Brandon Walker's team. I'm lying.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: He had a couple guys that just aren't getting used properly.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: You have Hopkins, that was a big pick up me.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 10: You have Chubb, Nick Chubb.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: You have Mason who's probably gonna be pretty good.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 10: I drafted Nick Chubb when he was injured at the
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 10: start of the sea.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: That's why I wanted. I wanted Jayden Reid.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 10: Jaden Reid one of my favorites.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: So how much money do I have to pay you
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: to drop him at a specific at a specific hour.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: You can just pay me a weed.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: I know you don't, because that he has to get
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: through the waiver wire. If you drop him at the
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: specific hour, you're.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Talking to the commission. Brother.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we can all that, we can all vote
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: to veto it.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: If it gets dropped at a specific time, it does
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: not have to go through the waiver wire.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: You think that democracy is dead?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 10: Bro?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: If I if he drops it like mid game or
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: maybe post game Thursday.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: It's crazy because you had one hundred and sixty five points,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: which should be like one of the best.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: In the league. You had the best game.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I'm over here with one hundred and seventy five points.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Fucking I mean, I'm a I'm a cold weather team.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Where runs a threat. Owen actually beat me last week too,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: which was devastating. I thought I was gonna win out.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna win out and then maybe
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: losing the playoffs. No, oh yeah, yeah, You're not making
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: the playoffs. You're probably gonna be competing with Muke and
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: the toilet.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 10: Mooke is still there's still a chance that I could
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 10: beat Mooke.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Dude, Mooke is the word. Mook's in last place.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 10: Do you understand that I literally have not eight or
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 10: nine weeks.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that though. Huh zero, dude. I
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: was going back and looking at and his quarterbacks are
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Josh Allen and someone at Prescott and no, that's Dak Prescott.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, dude.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I was going back and looking at the season earlier.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: I was getting like, my first three weeks, I had
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: like sixty points total. That's not true. No, I was
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: like I was in like the eighties and the sixties.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, averaging.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm really excited about this idea of solving the box.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: Christ I am too.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: That's big too.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: I don't mean to divert its. I just want to
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 10: say I want to take that seriously. I was going
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 10: to invested in that.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get the Apple tag and I'm going
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: to get the ring cameras.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Order it right now so we could see No, we'll
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: do it later. You think there's an actual threat to democracy, Francis. Francis,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: by the way, I'm asking.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Not you, Well, why was I have more ball that
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: I have to speak of?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: No, I don't think so.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I think that's overblown that there's no threat to democracy.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 10: What the what does that even mean? What is a
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 10: threat to democracy? Anyone who the guy that tried to
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 10: kill Trump was a threat to democracy.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn how the Greek democracy fell, the
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: original Grecian democracy.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: Uh, people turned to dictators in times of uncertainty, right,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 10: They like a strong man, not me, especially in times
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 10: of war. I think, I mean we kind of like
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 10: suspended our democracy in World War two just let FDR
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 10: keep being the president.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Well, so he was the original threat to democracy. And
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: he couldn't even walk.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I say that he still ran. We
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 10: still had an election, but he got he ran four times.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Are your socks on backwards?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Why is it yellow in the front?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Smart wool? Let's see.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: I love smart wolf socks.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I thought the yellows supposed to be at
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: the heel.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Wow. That good socks. Great socks. I had to pick
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: them up for the Patriots game.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: How'd you get tickets? I bought them really yeah, gay time.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: I bought them with game time. The game time did
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: not give me them.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: It's easier to buy them.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's also nice to get them.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's nice to buy them. It's nice to
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: support the Patriots. It's nice to put a little money.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: And we were nosebleeds though we were up there. It
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: was so cold, me and me and my boys, now
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: me and my buddy Nate and then my friends Brendan
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: and Hunter.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: New Boilert.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 10: I did something really sad. I had something really sad
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 10: happened this week.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: All right, Well before that, let's be out to talk
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: about the Eagles.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Eagles are sick.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Do you think the Eels are gonna win the Super Bowl.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: Who knows. The Eagles look really good.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: They look really good.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: They were saying last night that the Eagles and the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Lions are in a division of their own, and I
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: think the Eagles might be better than the Lions.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Eagles are really good. Lines just had a nice little
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: threat from the Bears.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 10: I don't think that the Ravens are and are that.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 10: I think the Ravens are being undercounted right now.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: But after they lost to the Eagles last night, Yeah.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 10: But I think that like Ravens, as far as Super
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 10: Bowl contenders go, yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Bills have to be up there. Chiefs until somebody else
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: knocks off the Chiefs goals, they have to be.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: I think the Bills are up there just because how
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: unbelievable Josh Allen is playing.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, everyone's talking.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 10: About being MVP, and then Josh Allen has that game
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 10: on Sunday Night football in the snow.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Josh Allen has to be the MVP.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 10: And he's got to be right out in front of it.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: What if breaks the rushing record.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: Eric Dickerson, what's he at?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: He at fourteen ninety nine, So he needs to average
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty yards a game.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 10: For the last six games. For it's like two and five.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 10: He's on pace to finish with twenty one and fifty
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 10: one right now.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: Interesting. See this is what annoys me because then Answers
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: pretends he doesn't watch football and then all of a sudden.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 10: Oh, I'm just coming up. I don't I was doing
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 10: some math earlier. I don't know much about this.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Just practiced some some good math.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: So if he breaks the rushing record, you.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 10: Gotta give it to him, because Adrian Peterson won the
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 10: MVP as a rusher, but he did not win the
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 10: he didn't break the record, although he wasn't far off.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Josh Allen's playing so well. How do you
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: not give it to Josh Allen?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, if he breaks the Russian record, that's how
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: you don't even have to break the rushing record.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: Also, Lamar Jackson, you could argue, is having a better
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 10: season than Josh Allen.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: In no way could you argue that he had touchdown
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: rushing touchdowns and throwing touchdowns to Lamar Jackson.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 10: But his touchdown to interception ratio is insane.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: He has three, one or two interceptions the entire season.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Is that right? Yeah?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I think that the Steelers can sneak into the conversation.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, I can't future on the Steelers.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: You can't ignore the vikings. They're like weirdly in the conversation.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe the Packers in the conversation could make a run.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 10: Why did I see a list of the statistics of
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: the quarterbacks and think that Lamar Jackson somehow statistically was
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 10: ahead of Josh Allen?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Fake news? Threat to democracy?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: What would that? Look it up? I don't know. I
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: might be wrong. I don't know, I'll look it up.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 10: For some reason, I saw something that astounded me at
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 10: the season that Lamar Jackson was having. And I know
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 10: that every time I watched Josh Allen, he does something
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 10: I've never seen before.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, Lamar Jackson's always in the converse. He's always
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: going to be in the conversation For MVP. I can
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: still MVP, sure, of course.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 10: And I don't mind that as a phenomenon, to be
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 10: honest with you.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let everyone have a chance.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 10: Joker could win MVP every single fucking year in the MBA.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 10: But you know that just gets dull.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Voter fatigue, all right.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Josh Allen currently has two thousand, six hundred and ninety
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: one yards, twenty touchdowns, five interceptions. There you go. It
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: doesn't say how many rushing touchdowns he has on this though.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Early let me go, oh no, because that's underpassing. They
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: both had to be up there.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 10: I think before yesterday Lamar Jackson had twenty seven touchdowns
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 10: and three interceptions. And the three interceptions that he's had,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 10: not a single one of them was his fault. They
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 10: were all like deflections.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: It's like Drake May.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: It's like Drake May. Why do you guys believe in
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: the Eagles?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 10: Believe?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, after all that slander you had earlier in the year.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: I still don't think they're gonna win the Super Bowl.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think Sirianni's capable.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: After all that slander you had earlier in the year.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you said the Eagles.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Are as they were.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 10: You did say that.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: You said they're Ah did they start zero in two? No?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, they started one to o. They started two and
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: two mm, but uh never had a losing record.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Could be their year? All right, twenty twenty four. I
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: want to know the sad thing that happened to you? Well,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: we're on ball, right, Okay, Lamar has more yards rushing
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: or past, he has more touchdowns, and he has last interceptions.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 10: There you go, all right, that felt good.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: How many rushing touchdowns does Josh Allen have? You know,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: Josh Allen has six rushing touchdowns?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 10: I don't think Lamar is probably too far off.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Lamar's three. Okay? How many just heards have though, doesn't matter?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: Fucking twelve damn that's crazy? All right? Yeah, I was definitely.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: I was way off.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: You've been locked on the Patriots, bro. It's not your fault.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: I have been. It's tough.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: It's tough if you're a red zone watcher and versus
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: a single team watcher.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 10: I actually switched from red zone to the Eagles game
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 10: because that was the only one I wanted to watch.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: There's merits to being a single team watcher.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: You gat Panthers frisky.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Watch out Eagles. It could be a trap game this year,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: this week Eagles Panthers.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: A lot of people are getting caught up in the
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: Panthers trap. Yeah. I think they're taking days after in
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: the prep weeks and it's the Panthers. We don't have
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: to we don't need to study film.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Eagles are like a twelve point favorite against the Panthers
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: right now. Panthers could cover a win out right, they
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: could cover theyke a win out right.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Let's take that spread.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 10: I love that.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: I love that spread.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: You gotta put together fat parlay this weekend. There's only
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: five weeks left to parlay.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: Dude, Raiders were like plus thirteen. Hammered the spread.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Hammered division game easy easy lock, tell us a sad
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: thing to happen.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 10: Well, occasionally, now I get out of nowhere.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: I just get.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 10: Now that it's known that I'm single, I get these unsolicited, uh,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 10: sexy photographs from women. Some of them are like I
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 10: think spam, but a key. They'll there'll be some nice ones.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Are they in your Instagram?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 10: I gotta go way, I gotta go not just open dms,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 10: I gotta go into the unread dms and then the
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 10: filtered ones. It's deep, is it? It's the third level of inception.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: What types of accounts are they?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Some of them are.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 10: Real way and uh because they're accompanied by a message
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 10: that is intended for me, usually like I understand you're
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 10: going through a rough time, so I just wanted to
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 10: help perk up your day. They're pity nudes.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: That's very that's nice of them, very interesting.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 10: And but they're always sandwiched between a lot of hate messages.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 10: Fuck you, I hate you, You're ruining son of a boy, dad,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 10: et cetera. And so sometimes I'll go in there when
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 10: I'm horny to look and I'll you know.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Be and you don't know what you're jerking off to.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well it's like this this self loathing combination of
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 10: like pit nudes and people telling me I'm a fucking
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 10: loser and I should die and uh it's a pretty
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 10: self destructive way to reach an orgasm.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that happened this weekend when I was over.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Well what a nice treat that that you reached an
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: orgasm to whoever?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 10: Well, it wasn't the nudes, it was the hatred, hatred messages.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Did you go out with? I know that you were
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: going to go out with like Tommy and like uh
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Rha and Marty.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: And oh yeah yeah we went out. Where'd you go?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: How did that come to be?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 10: I just had been I they have talked about how
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 10: they go out to nightclubs every once in a while,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 10: Little sister, that's where they went, That's where we went,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 10: that's their spot, right, Yeah, how was it? They have
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 10: a routine, We go to a late dinner. We went
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 10: to dinner like nine forty five, and I made the
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 10: mistake of drinking all day, which was dumb because I'll
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 10: talk you out. Yeah, I'm thirty five years old.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: So we went. I met them and I was.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Where'd you go to dinner?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: Charlie Bird, which is good American American?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, what'd you get?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: You were that fucked up?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 10: Well? Rear ordered for the table, which we needed because
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 10: there was. It was all discombobulated, and she ran the show.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 10: And then I wasn't that hungry, so I didn't.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: Want that much. I hate when that happens, when a
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: girl orders for the table. No, when someone's like I'm
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: gonna let's just order a bunch of shit, I'm like,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: I want something. I want a full meal.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 10: I usually feel that way. In this case, there was.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 10: It was so good that she did, because I mean,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 10: no one was able to get their shit together. People
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 10: wanted different amounts of food, nobody knew what we wanted.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 10: It was just better to family style the whole thing.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: All right. I just don't know why you have a
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: problem with the girl ordering for the table. That had
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: nothing to do with it. I mean, you just jumped
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: out the window. You could have told me that Tommy didn't.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I would have said, yeah's Tommy.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Of course, of course everyone would object to that.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 10: I would hated it if Tommy had done it, but
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 10: if but Ria did a good job and we had
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 10: the food was great. And then we went to uh
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 10: By that point it was like eleven thirty twelve, and
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 10: we weren't supposed to go in until even like twelve thirty,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 10: And these numbers are showing up on my watch and phone,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 10: and I'm just like, holy shit, this is getting late.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 10: And we finally went into the club at like one,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 10: got set up with a nice table, and I mean
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 10: I hadn't been to a night club like this in
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 10: ten years. Yeah, and we just did a bunch of
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 10: dancing at the table.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Who puts the bill?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: We also put it. It wasn't that expensive.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: We puts the card down.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 10: I think Ria did.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Were we all any problems with that?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 10: I think we've read Rode how much?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: How much was the bill?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 10: Two hundred bucks a person?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Where are you guys getting having to keep waters?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Five? Wasn't that bad.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 10: I think they cut us a deal or or Rea
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 10: just subsidized, subsidized.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you had just dropped a band casually.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 10: Been for the dinner and that was seven fifty Jesus
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 10: and then people it's five people. It was like a
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 10: three hundred dollars night. I knew it was going to
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 10: be that, so I'm geared.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Up for it.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Kelly.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 10: Didn't buy any clothes last week. Me, Kelly, Tommy, Ria,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 10: Marty and Noah six of us six.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 10: So at the nightclub, Uh, we were. I mean we
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 10: had a great table that was in the middle of everything,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 10: and then people kept like taking up more and more
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 10: of our space because our table was open to the
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 10: sort of dancy floor area. So then I tried to
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 10: start creating a barrier.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put the elbows a kimbo.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 10: Excuse me, you're in general admission.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's wristband.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 10: This is an area for people who have paid for
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 10: a table.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: We're kind of leading in.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they can't bleeve it.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: There's no way I feel like going to a nightclub
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: in New York City on what night it was this Friday,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Saturday on a Saturday night, is only one thousand dollars
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: for six people at a table. Did you and you
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: guys got a bottle?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we had a bottle service at least one.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: That sounds like that's like, I mean, I've never been
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: to a nightclub, but in my in my imagination, I would.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: I was like, thousand dollars.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, they probably get a deal.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: They might. They might have been nice, but they probably.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Counted on us talking about it on Son of a Boy, Dad, dude.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: It was a shout out that club one more time,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: little sister.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 10: I will say this.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: There were not for pedophiles. They do card.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 8: What a weird.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 10: I left it like I left it probably two thirty
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 10: three and I went out. When I went out, there
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 10: was still line. The size of the block of people
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 10: trying to come in at three in the morning.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: That's retarded.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 10: I couldn't believe it.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: But you guys didn't wait in line, did you? Not?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: At all?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 10: We got We got taken in through the fucking kitchen
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 10: like it was good fellas. Damn, I'm not even kidding you.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 10: What was the what was the club experience?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: Like? Dark? Crowded?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 10: Uh and their lights weren't on very much either.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Did you meet anybody like from your Instagram, d MS
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: or anything like that.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: No, I I recognized me from my tits. I didn't.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: My tits are down here.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: Hello, Francis, recognize me. My tits are down here.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 10: I'm sorry I didn't recognize you. I'm not crying right now.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 10: It's easier if i'm uh, I didn't. I don't think
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 10: I spoke to a single girl.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Not one was like Noah, and who else is single
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: in that group?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 10: Tommy Tommy is the wrangler, and he's he justides his time.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 10: He's very patient and just sits up on the thing
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 10: and had like surveys his world, nods his head. I
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 10: was dancing pretty hard. I was having a good time.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: You guys take any No, I don't. I can't fuck
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: with that drugs. I was gonna see you guys took
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: any Molly? Yeah, that's you did Molly like a week ago.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? We literally have an entire
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: episode about you doing Molly.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 10: No, it was ecstasy, and I didn't really the exact
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 10: same thing.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: It's a little bit dirty. It's like being like and
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: being like you have cannabis in your house, not being like, no,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: I don't. It's weed. It's the same thing.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 10: I forgot about that. Uh, and then that was last
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 10: New Year's so a year ago.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: How was that long ago? That's crazy, it was like
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: three months ago it was.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 10: Maybe it wasn't that. It wasn't that long ago. I
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 10: think you're right.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: It was over the summer.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you're right, that's right. So I don't know. I
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 10: don't have a whole lot to say about the nightclub experience.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: I had a great time Kever.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Tommy's wrangling like an Australian cattle.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 10: Dog, seems to have it down to a science. He's
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 10: got he knows what he's doing. The girls love him,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 10: and Brown had told me that, but I'd never seen
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 10: it in person.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: To Tommy's a hound.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Tommy, Tommy foks more than Lenny.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: You think I know.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Sad to say.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: You got to catch Tommy out at the shore over
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: the song.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 10: City bike tome that night because I stopped drinking. I
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 10: stopped drinking and then it was fine, so I just
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 10: city biked home.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: How far away were you?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 10: Well that club is It's like, must have been almost
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 10: in the East village.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: It was could throwing over the bridge with like your
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: hands falling off is due the biking.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: I gotta go ups finally, but the biking in the
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: cold is not fun.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 10: Those ones, those handwarmer sleeves that the delivery guys have
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 10: those look so nice.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure those are just duct tape. Maybe I'm
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: pretty sure chilled them.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: But the chapping that happens is nasty too.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: My whole face gets chapped, my nose gets chapped.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: It's fucking h.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: I would do it again. I would do it again.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: How would you do it differently?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 10: I would not drink during the day leading up to.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: It, maybe like a midday nap. Yeah. Yeah, but it's
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: probably not the worst because you probably got out of
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: there pretty early.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, if that's my goal is what I don't know.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 10: I don't know what my goal. I just wanted to
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 10: experience it with them. They're fucking awesome. It was a
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 10: great crew.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: It's never worth it staying out until the sun is out.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: No one's ever been like it wasn't the sun out.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: I know, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 10: It did fuck me up for three days, sleep right
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 10: for three days.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: It strains all your dopamine.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 10: You're trying to do to me what I've done to
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 10: you all episode with the Weeds, and it's working and
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 10: it's funnier. It's not because it's working doesn't affect it's working.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 10: If people think I do ecstasy, I'll be totally open about.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: His parents, don't listen. I'm going to send this episode
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: to your parents to skip the beginning. There's some there's
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: some interesting stuff at the end that you might want
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: to hear about. Is it true that you're going to
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: abandon Delta next year? Look, people have been talking who
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: me specifically, you've been There's been a fall off and
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: it's been dramatic.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Is the Delta lounges?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: Does anyone else have anything to add on? No one agrees?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Is it which ones are you talking about?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: There's been a fall off on the planes. There's been
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: a fall off.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 10: On the lounge, but the Delta is the nicest lounge.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: Delta one. Every time we fly, there's been a fall off.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: The prices are high. I'm noticing a lack of sky
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: priority lines in most airports outside of LaGuardia and Logan.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: And Mincey missed his damn flight.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: And Mincey misses damn flight. We don't even know what
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: airline he was flying.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: I hope it was Delta. I hope to God it was.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying the last couple of times I've flown
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: like I kind of cut I feel like I cut
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: Delta some slack when I'm on like a short flight,
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: when I'm on one of those like Delta shuttles, the
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: Connections flights.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: They call them theer Yeah, I call those.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: I cut them some slack on those. But those planes
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: suck their dog shit. They're tiny. There's no room out
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: New York. That's the New York to Boston, the Boston
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: to or like New York to You even get those
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: sometimes like New York to Chicago, New York to Philly,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: like the shorter flights you get those, but like even
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: like like I did, New York to Columbus, that's like
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: an hour and a half shuttle flight. So it's like
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: you get them a lot and they and they do suck.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: There's no TVs. And and then when we were going
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: when I went to Chicago recently for the Out of
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: Order show, I flew home on American Airlines, and my god,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: I was surprised. I saw some things that I did
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: not know American Airlines had. I didn't know they stepped
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: up their game like that.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 10: But you said you twitched to United.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Well, and then every time I fly United, I mean
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: it's just the.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 10: United's Polaris is good.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: Uh define Polaris.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 10: That's their business class, that's their Delta one. Those are
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 10: their life last season, it is.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: So much cheaper than dude, if I'm going, I don't
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: know if that's true. Oh I know it because I
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: do it all the time.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 10: Well, you should consider United because it's easier for you
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 10: to get to Newark than it is to get to
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 10: LaGuardia and JFK. Yeah from where you live.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: Also, but the Delta, the Delta Newark is great, It's
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: not that good. It is one those Have you been
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: because I was there today?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 10: You landed there, which meant you couldn't go into the lounge.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? I stopped in said how
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: I I go into the Louns and I land all
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: the time. They let you do that. Yeah, when you're
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: dim into medallion, when you land at an airport and
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: your flying is done. No, no, they do that in
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: like foreign countries. You're not allowed to go into the lounge.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: Do that in Iceland? Hardcore? Crazy?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 10: Why did I think that did you or.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: Did you guys have that when you went to Iceland
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: that when you landed, you were like, it's like six am,
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: and you're like, I gotta get a fucking coffee or something.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: And then everywhere you go they go there, can I
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: see your boarding pass? And then you show the boarding
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: pass and they're like, this is people who are departing,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: and you're like, I can't even buy a fucking drink
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: because I've landed at the airport.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't get that. There weren't even customs in Iceland.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: We just fucking walked out of the airport. Yeah, that's nuts,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: fucking right.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: Just can't be true.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: There's amazing. I've never experienced anything like it.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's just no way that that's true.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: There wasn't a fucking stitch of custom Dude.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: We didn't get any security at the Patriots game yesterday.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: And as a Bartol employee, you think you would get
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: some personal security.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, we didn't get anything. What do you
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: mean No one patted you down, No one patted me down.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't have to take anything out of my pockets
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: at all. Anything. Just scan the tickets. Someone said they
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: have some like new AI thing that like it just
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: like can detect if you have a gun or a
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: bomb with you.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: It's just a family guy like color Grady, this new
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: AI that just judges people by the color of their
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: skin and not the content of the character.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know, but yeah, I mean so, I
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: think so. I've flown the the what was the word hilarious?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 10: Polarious?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: I've flown the Polaris on United many times and dare
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: I say the food is better? Yeah, the prices are better.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: I flew the experience is better.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 10: From South Africa to Newark Direct. Wow, I think it was.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be one of the longest. Did you fly Polaris? Yeah, okay,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: and it was really nice and that was Sorry I
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: didn't hear you what it was United?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Polaris, it's polarious. United is only polarious.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: Polarius is only United the.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 10: Name for their first class cabin that has the live
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 10: flat seats.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: I understand, now, Are you sure you do now, Aude?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: I did it from San Diego to New York. It's
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: like not a lot of money. It was a good
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: amount of money, but it wasn't like Delta. Delta one
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: is like four thousand. Was there food trash though, unbelievable. Really, dude,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: best French toast I've ever had in my entire life. No,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: not even not even exaggerating.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: No, that can't be true.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: To die for. No. If I could go, if I
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: could like Uber Eats from LaGuardia and like have them
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: bring me some of that French toast every morning, I would.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: They should open up a ghost kitchen of the Polarius.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: It was un believable.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 10: Sounds like you should get the United Mileage Plus Explorers.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: Card, the Sapphire Chase.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: That's not what I said, the United Miles Plus Explorer card.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: I'll have to look into it. But yeah, I don't know.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not fully doubting. I'm not fully doubting
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: Delta yet. I haven't had any long flights with Delta
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: in recent memory. But I mean I'm not I.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: Confusing Delta experience. They boarded from the middle of the plane,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: so when you're d boarding, the Comfort Plus gets off
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: before the first class.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: Well, that's weird. That's not right. I don't think that's right.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: That's just disrespect.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: That's not what you're paying for.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: What am I paying for? Seriously, I will say me
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: and fights flew home from Chicago. Maybe I must have
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: flown to Chicago on you know an American. We flew
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: home and we were in the Delta Lounge. The Chicago
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: Delta Lounge doesn't get much better than that. That's a
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: very nice, nice dessert, desserts and their desserts. They got
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: a hot dogs had they had Chicago styles. Peaceful. The
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: bar we were at that bar spacious. We also boarded
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: through the lounge. That's what you can do at the
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: You showed me that. Where did we.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: Hit the weed pen on the fucking Gangway?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: People are looking at you like, how did he get
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: in through the lounge? Oh? I got in through the lounge.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: They always have the beer cheese. They have like a
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: Bavarian pretzel beer cheese combination.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: Some two soups. Yeah, Boston, I did Boston today.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: The lounge the worst disgrace, the worst.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: Just shut it down. Shut it down. Don't offer food
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: if those are gonna be the food options.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 10: I went to the I went to the Delta Lounge
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 10: in Honolulu. It was the worst I've ever seen. Really, Yeah,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 10: I mean it was an actual joke. There were there
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 10: were no windows, It was inside the terminal and there
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 10: were no windows to the outside world.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: I want to say, that's what the Austin one. It's
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: like to bostin Boston.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: It's like you're on the second floor and so it
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: looks at the window ap it looks after the concourse,
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: but there's windows beyond that, so there is natural light.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: The worst one I've ever been to was probably the
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: Detroit one, but there's multiple, so I probably just went
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: to the wrong one. You know how they have like
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: the A one and the B one. I think I
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: went to the B one and it was just like empty.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: They put us in a nasty lounge and Charles to
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: go fucking damn near room. My day. I gotta get
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: back to Iceland.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 10: Did you know do you not go to the Air
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 10: France lounge.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: I went to the Air France lounge leaving New York,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: but I didn't go to the I went flew Delta
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: on the way back, and the lounge was.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 10: I booked a Delta flight, but it was on the
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 10: way home. It was via Air France because that's a
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 10: partner of Francis.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: A sublime lounge croaked me Sewres.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 10: The Air France lounge at CDG was.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: They had like six.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 10: Or seven different bottles of wine that were like one
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 10: hundred dollars bottles of wine. Plus.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: Have you guys been to the Iceland lounge.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't hit the lounge and Iland.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: Because supposedly that's the best lounge there is.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 10: I did buy a sweater at the airport in Iceland.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: Close, dude. They have like they have like a fireplace
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: with like real wood.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 10: Very funny, as you would say, very.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: Fun very they have.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: They have they have like a fireplace with like real
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: wood burning.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 10: That's cool.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: It's like a ski launch on the Tokyo one is
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: nice too. I gotta go to Iceland just to get
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: back to that lounge. Should we go to Japan together?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: SaaS Iceland Japan?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe stop in Iceland on the way that Japan.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: What do you think? I'm looking up the lounge just
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: to get a glimpse flying to Soporo. Oh we could
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: go for some supporo right now, the Saga lounge.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's it. Good episode. See you guys on
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: later this week.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: See you guys on Thursday.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 8: No one was a still still on the ground, so
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 8: I looked out.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: To you.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 8: Came a rise.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 11: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 11: one bad.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 8: Day. We're drifted fool for was that.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 11: So so? Then, Julie, summon, no, I come aloud. I'm
• 1:36:03
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• 1:36:13
  Speaker 11: I was on your phone in one way. I was
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 11: only your phone in my strange it's a thing.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 8: I was falling one way. Say it's just a distance.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 8: The BA fastball that perfer came just a.
• 1:37:03
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  Speaker 3: J.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 8: Stop you very well, and you never know