Latest / My Third Place Pod / Episode 232 - What Was In Your School Bag?
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- 0:00Hey yo, grab your crew crap, open a clearly Canadian and
- 0:04let's get weird. Like you just bootleg Tank Girl
- 0:07from your cousin's friend whose older brother worked at
- 0:10Blockbuster and swore it was totally legal.
- 0:15We're kicking things off like a Sega boot screen with yo Mama
- 0:18joke so sharp they could have snuck into a spy versus spy
- 0:21strip in Mad magazine. So lace up those Adidas, zip
- 0:27that starter jacket, and prepare to crash.
- 0:29Does nostalgia ride like it's Super Mario Brothers the Movie
- 0:33again? And on purpose, because why
- 0:37would you go watch that movie? Mario.
- 0:47Mario. Luigi.
- 0:48Mario. My goodness.
- 0:54You know what? I don't go lie.
- 0:56I just bought that about a year ago on DVD.
- 1:01Just because. Just just because, just because,
- 1:03just because, you know what? It has a special place in my
- 1:08heart. Don't get me wrong, it was
- 1:10awful. Truly dead.
- 1:12It was terrible. It was terrible.
- 1:14That's how we had at that time though, you know what I'm
- 1:16saying? They got for the cartoon.
- 1:18Now you know what I'm saying. But Luigi, Mario.
- 1:24Mario. Mario.
- 1:26What's your name? Mario.
- 1:28What's your last name? Mario.
- 1:30Wait, your name is Mario? Mario.
- 1:33Yeah. So that would make you Luigi.
- 1:36Luigi. Mario.
- 1:37Yes. Why is that the only thing I
- 1:40remember from this fucking movie?
- 1:43I don't like. Hello to you ire movie.
- 1:46It's like this is a freaking dialogue that I remember.
- 1:49What the hell? I remember Yoshi.
- 1:54What name? God.
- 1:57Remember, Bowser wasn't even Bowser, no.
- 2:00King. Cooper, King Cooper.
- 2:05Oh my God, I'm so glad he did speed right after.
- 2:09Yeah, 'cause that man that would have a career would have been
- 2:11tanked. Yeah.
- 2:13He already he already did a couple before that, but that one
- 2:16is 0. No.
- 2:19Oh, wait, pop quiz Hotshots. You're about to ruin your life,
- 2:23your career with this one man. All right.
- 2:31No. Let's keep it going, Let's keep
- 2:35it going. We're throwing it all the way
- 2:36back to an era when dodgeball was in gym class.
- 2:39It was survival of the slickest. You still hear that dwack of the
- 2:43red rubber ball in your nightmare, don't you?
- 2:45Boom, you still here? I still here trauma trauma man
- 2:51trauma classroom pencil sharpeners were basically the
- 2:54nice version of gossip circles. Mechanical drama with a side
- 2:57eye. You live for folding the
- 3:01Backpage of Mad magazine only to ruin it because you creased it
- 3:05too early every fucking time. And if it was a friends and it
- 3:13was brand new and you did it and they didn't, they'd.
- 3:16Be mad at you. It's like you did it.
- 3:19Like, yeah, I'm sorry. I want to do it.
- 3:21It's like, I'm sorry, dude. And then you messed it up.
- 3:24You messed it up. You messed it up.
- 3:27And it's like, sorry, my bad. Are you downloading one Neopets
- 3:35cheat and gave your family Dell a clear bomb virus from
- 3:39Limewire? This just ain't any podcast.
- 3:44This is my third place. The flyest clubhouse since the
- 3:47Nickelodeon time capsule got buried under a slime soak time
- 3:49Dome in Florida. POG.
- 3:53That's the first thing I think of.
- 3:54Thank you, Maggie Lee. Thank you.
- 3:57Like the. Yeah, we were heavy into POG at
- 3:59the time, right? We've got more crunch than
- 4:03French Toast Crunch, more twist and that's so weird on Disney
- 4:07Channel, and more drama than the episode of Clarissa where
- 4:11Ferguson deleted her whole digital diary.
- 4:16I'm evil. Still quoting Goodwill Hunter
- 4:18like AI got tenure at MIT. Still buying ushers.
- 4:23You make me want a CD single with leftover lunch money.
- 4:27And yes, I had bees and butthead stickers on my church notebook.
- 4:32Praise bee. So hop in the whip, press play
- 4:38on the summer hits of 97 Cdr, grab your crew and find this mug
- 4:42you up in the corner just to hit him with.
- 4:44How do you like them apples? Oh good.
- 4:52Oh Ferguson, what's in the cartridge?
- 4:55Marvel Rivals season 3 road map nerfs, buff and the eternal
- 4:59question, where's Blade next month?
- 5:05Superman movie reviews, lore drops, review breakdowns, and
- 5:08whether the post credit scene is worth the wait.
- 5:12Netflix binge report Blind Spot Season 3 is giving us Alias
- 5:16vibes but with less wigs. Comic stack throw downs pull so
- 5:22hot they smell like a spinner rack at 7:11.
- 5:26After school snack showdown. Which treat did you refuse to
- 5:30share even with family locker and backpack lore?
- 5:35What were your Trapper Keeper stickers really saying about
- 5:39your soul? Find that later and rolling up
- 5:44to the pot like you just walked out of Men in Black with a
- 5:46neuralizer in one hand in the surge in the other.
- 5:48Heat the Johnny Rico to my bug hunting battalion, the only one
- 5:52I trust when mutant cockroaches attack Starship Troopers style.
- 5:56Greg was good my guy. How was your week?
- 5:58Pretty good man, same old things, just working.
- 6:03Lawn mower died. Oh, so my goodness, what?
- 6:07Yeah, I had. I had one of my lecture ones,
- 6:10you know what I'm saying? And the battery just tapped out.
- 6:14Oh shit. Got a new one, got to get out
- 6:15there tomorrow, I know, but everything good all right?
- 6:20Didn't this week. Oh, of course you got you got to
- 6:25get a new lawn mower, you know. Yep.
- 6:29So you got to save up that money for that new lawn mower.
- 6:36What the hell? Happy to be here once again.
- 6:40You know this the this the real deal, not no fucking cobra car
- 6:47teeth episode. You said it, not me.
- 6:55I don't give up. Hi.
- 6:56Hi. Hey, hey, Hey.
- 6:59Medicine in the building. Hi.
- 7:01Minutes. How you doing?
- 7:06You don't give a fuck. Fourth rule of Cobra Kai.
- 7:10You don't give a fuck. You didn't.
- 7:13You've got there. Whatever.
- 7:17We're live, Sir, this is live. This is live.
- 7:24Fuck it, I'll go. Fuck, damn fuck.
- 7:27It Oh damn, what did cover Kyber do to you?
- 7:34All right. Hey man, this how you doing?
- 7:43Wow. On that note, how about how
- 7:51about that match tonight? That was.
- 7:58That horrible show that we just witnessed.
- 8:01That was, you know what man it was.
- 8:06The walk to the ring was depressing.
- 8:08My man can't hardly walk no more, man.
- 8:16It was just terrible. It was just the the match like
- 8:20the audible they had. Oh my.
- 8:28God, even the Steph Rollins match, that was terrible.
- 8:33They had a kind of. Terrible.
- 8:34That was the word I mean, but that goes.
- 8:35But Oh my God, like Gunther, I got praised Gunther.
- 8:39He tried to he tried to make him look like 1,000,000 bucks.
- 8:42He tried, he tried Italy. It was Oh my God, it was so bad.
- 8:48They cut it off. They cut out the feed.
- 8:54That's how bad it was for him to say goodbye.
- 8:59Didn't they cut it off the feed? There's several instinct.
- 9:09I thought it was fake. I thought he was going to come
- 9:11back later and yeah, cash in, but no, that didn't happen.
- 9:16So like, OK, so he's legit injured.
- 9:19And then here, like as soon as he did, the Gunther slapped him
- 9:23on his chest and he looked at us like, yeah, this is happening
- 9:27the way we predicted, like, oh, and then could barely pick him
- 9:33up for the jackhammer and then he slammed, slammed him on his
- 9:36head. But like when he came out, I for
- 9:39sure said like this feels like watching Gilbert all over again
- 9:44back in the 90s when there he was making fun of him and it was
- 9:48like, you know what? That was his future.
- 9:52That's what Goldberg looks like now.
- 9:55Just like I'm too slow to this it.
- 10:00Reminds me how like I'm taking a walk there he's.
- 10:05Just wasn't up. To get and like here how he. 10
- 10:08minutes to get the ring. But that was a purpose in his
- 10:12career, how he was. You could tell his he was messed
- 10:14up. Oh yeah.
- 10:16And it's nothing. What is you doing?
- 10:17You don't have no lift to prove. They should even had that match
- 10:20though. It was just terrible.
- 10:21Like I was just waiting. I thought it was going to be
- 10:27worse than it was, worse than whatever.
- 10:30It was terrible. It was terrible.
- 10:33It was terrible. The entire show was terrible.
- 10:36Tomorrow's going to be better. I hope.
- 10:37Tomorrow's better. I hope.
- 10:38I believe so. I, I think they're going to, I
- 10:40think they're going to tear it down tomorrow.
- 10:43Like how? How many drinks do we need in
- 10:45order to watch this away from our fucking memories?
- 10:47Yeah, I'm wait. I'm ready for that Trish Stratus
- 10:50match. Manus her two.
- 10:53Manus. I heard what you're saying,
- 10:56Menace. Oh, she was.
- 10:59Oh, counselor, just say she was on one for that whole episode.
- 11:04I had never heard that much hate in my life.
- 11:10Beyoncé and them punk and and Trish Stratus.
- 11:20She was awful. Good Lord, thought I was on
- 11:25there. That's how much they were.
- 11:35Oh my God. Anyway, good.
- 11:38Yeah, that was a good episode though.
- 11:40Y'all have me there. I it was great predictions.
- 11:42I great predictions. I used to have posters of her on
- 11:47my wall. My mom would get mad because,
- 11:48you know, look. Is this like Trish Stratus mom?
- 11:53We all know she's not winning that shit tomorrow.
- 11:55Come on now. They would never let up.
- 11:58Come. On yes, like she, she, she's
- 12:02she's too old for that. No, like she's yeah, this ain't
- 12:07Canada. She ain't gonna do that.
- 12:15But yeah, hell yeah, dude. I'm looking forward to it either
- 12:17way. Like, you know, what she wants,
- 12:19Stratton was to fight her idle letter.
- 12:22Fight her idle. Yeah, it's all good.
- 12:25And then turn feel. Yeah, she got she got ready in
- 12:29hot water mouth. Yeah, turn heal already do it
- 12:34straight. Fucking done.
- 12:35Done with the whole thing. This way Jay can remain the face
- 12:40and going into Summer Slam. But hell yeah dude, how was your
- 12:49week? You already said that you got
- 12:53your lawn mower and all that. I was going like I had some
- 12:58money leftover, right? And I was going to.
- 13:05Buy the new. The New Karate Kid.
- 13:07But I said, you know what? That can wait.
- 13:10That can. Oh my God, then you karate.
- 13:13Kid I like is it? Was it?
- 13:14Is it that horrible that is available on digital already?
- 13:18How long was in a theater? 2 weeks, you know, but it.
- 13:23Totally forgot it came out and I'm like oh OK legends.
- 13:29Yeah, Legends. That would call it.
- 13:31I mean, there's a fact the. OK, how you gonna make a movie
- 13:36starring Larusso but not include the fact that he spent five
- 13:43years doing Cobra Kai? Yeah, and then it's like a time
- 13:50jump from the last episode of Cobra Kai to this.
- 13:54Yeah, I don't understand. Like it's like, it feels like it
- 13:58seems like it was rushed. I did just pass some shit
- 14:01together, you know, I'm saying, but.
- 14:03No, we we don't want to include the corporate Kai kids.
- 14:06We want to include Daniel Larissell and his legacy.
- 14:11Beside that I just what, no other movie?
- 14:14I was just close to Bond. That pack of comicals though, on
- 14:19Amazon, I was this close, I said.
- 14:22Nice $25. $25 Hell yeah I'm. Waiting next, no next paycheck
- 14:32though, getting this shit. I don't care and I'm gonna do it
- 14:35and I'm over here. Oh.
- 14:39You are. OK, I'm gonna do it.
- 14:40So. So you see him.
- 14:43All right, awesome. Can't wait for that.
- 14:47My haul Pokémon haul 22 tin cans, Yeah, which are basically
- 14:55this two tin cans of these. Oh, here it.
- 15:02Is. And they come with three packs
- 15:05each. So I got 6 packs of of three
- 15:09different kind of cards that came out in from 2022 to 2025.
- 15:17And then I got 4 from Walmart, Walgreens, 3 from Family Dollar,
- 15:23four Lorcanas and 100 cards from 2nd and Charles, 105 a 106 cards
- 15:30from 2nd and Charles. Yeah.
- 15:33Bought 2 coloring books. Been coloring to clear my head
- 15:35for the last few for the last week or so yeah and I've just
- 15:42been blending colors too, just like, you know, like I gotta
- 15:45make this look good. I gotta make this look good.
- 15:46Yeah, I fucked up on Loki cuz you know, wow, you always do.
- 15:52But either way, it's like you know what?
- 15:53This is a new color. Let's go yeah.
- 15:57I've been chasing a pony talk Pokémon card lately for the past
- 16:03month, because it's a part of the puzzle Pokémon.
- 16:08It's like a six puzzle, 6 card puzzle and you can either cut
- 16:13them, cut the cards or like put them on your binder.
- 16:17So you know what, let me maybe buy some double S and then I'll
- 16:22cut them. Yeah, and I'll put them on the
- 16:24binder and stuff. The one that I finally got, I
- 16:28was like, I've been trying to get for the past month or so.
- 16:33And then when I got out second in Charles, like I lifted it up
- 16:38with a whole stack and it's just like, oh cool, I found it.
- 16:41And then I kept on going through and I found another one, the
- 16:44same one. I was like, yes, I got two of
- 16:46them. So now I can cut 1, you know,
- 16:48And people were like, why would you cut it?
- 16:51Why would you cut it? Like why not?
- 16:52It's just a fucking cardboard. Just cut it and turn it into a
- 16:55puzzle. You're fine.
- 16:57It's all good. There's more other there's other
- 16:59Pokémon that connect as well or like, you know, that are special
- 17:03cards. Does, you know, people go in for
- 17:06like the Sir, the special illustrated cards, the cards
- 17:12that are worth like $300 or stuff?
- 17:14Yeah. Like this this one right here,
- 17:20if you can see it. Yeah.
- 17:22So fucking beautiful. Yeah, it's nice.
- 17:24Really nice. Hell yeah, it's Pikachu too.
- 17:28So, you know, if you had sold this one, it'd be like $500.
- 17:33Yeah, this one's worth like $300.
- 17:37Yeah. So I have to like, put them in a
- 17:39in a case and everything and aside.
- 17:44So like, those are good. Those are great, you know, but
- 17:47same time I like the ones that have like, oh shit, there's like
- 17:52little Easter egg right there of an artist that likes to do,
- 17:56likes to put in pokey balls in there in the middle or hard to
- 18:00connect or, you know, cars that had like 10-15 years old.
- 18:06Dope. So I got that.
- 18:10I bought a new binder, not those kind of binders, but a new
- 18:12binder, like a high class binder.
- 18:16It's called a Vault X and it holds for 480 cards, You know,
- 18:22yeah, they're, they're fucking like, they're pretty good.
- 18:25They're like, what? Pokémon buying Pokémon
- 18:29collectors have actual binders and stuff.
- 18:32And then this bad boy right here.
- 18:38There you go. So.
- 18:39Got that's what's up. I finally got I was like, you
- 18:41know what, I need to get him and I did.
- 18:43I finally got Crypto the dog and I'm not going to open him at
- 18:47all. I'm just going to leave him to
- 18:49the side or put him right behind me as soon as I start cleaning
- 18:53up that area. Yeah, comic books, I got a few
- 18:58of them. I got I got a bunch of them.
- 19:02I wasn't going to go to the comic book store for a while.
- 19:04I was like, you know what, after this, I'm just going to chill
- 19:07for a moment because I got the other one for 50, right?
- 19:09I got to go through them and review them and stuff, but I did
- 19:13end up getting these other stuff.
- 19:17The Emma Frost I read last week, Oh my God.
- 19:22First it is like the first issue and it's like the first panel
- 19:25starts off with her like a close up of her fucking breastplate.
- 19:30And I'm just like mommy, mommy. Yes.
- 19:36Sir, yes, Sir. They know what we want.
- 19:39They know what we like. The White Queen has spoken yes
- 19:44and you know I highly heavily enjoyed.
- 19:48I never read a White Queen Emma Frost comic book.
- 19:51I know she was a part of the X-Men back 1015 years ago when
- 19:55Josh Whedon was writing for them and he made her into the the
- 20:04leader of the X-Men while Charles Labour was away and.
- 20:09She was in bed with Cyclops. Yeah.
- 20:13And the other, like, The funny thing is that the only person
- 20:16that got mad about that was Wolverine.
- 20:23Wait a minute. What?
- 20:24And it's like, dude. Because, you know, Jean Grey,
- 20:29that's Cyclops and Jean Grey. And he's all like, like this
- 20:33isn't, you know, morning. Yeah, what kind of morning is
- 20:38this? He's a hike, you know, and
- 20:40cyclops. Like, first you fucking try to
- 20:43steal my girl, now you're making me feel bad.
- 20:46Like what? What it's like.
- 20:50Of all people will bring us like trying to make him feel bad
- 20:53about losing Jean Grey when he's the one that's been going after
- 20:56his girl for like, the longest. Yeah, He's like, this man can
- 21:00never have be happy for real. Oh, shit.
- 21:05That was one of my favorite things of that, that issue.
- 21:08It was like the I don't even buy it at all.
- 21:10Just like I bought that issue alone, just for that moment
- 21:13alone. I'm just like, this is funny.
- 21:14It's funny really. It really is.
- 21:16Like really funny. That's it.
- 21:17That's all I'm buying it for. Yeah.
- 21:24That's about it. The Marble Rival season 3.
- 21:28My God. All right, before we can talk
- 21:32about that because it's some funny shit that's happening in
- 21:34the next few weeks and the next few weeks, see the 2 highlights.
- 21:38Let's go Hellfire Gala kickoff theme content centered around
- 21:42meeting the X Force and Emma Frost's cameo in the roster.
- 21:45He's like, you know, Emma Frost and her mutant gala and all that
- 21:48stuff. So we did a bunch of people, a
- 21:51bunch of rivals, a bunch of marble characters in suits,
- 21:58tuxedos, high fancy dresses before our galley event and
- 22:02we're fighting each other like that.
- 22:04I'm like, this is ridiculous how we're going to like like we're
- 22:07just going off on each other going going like this.
- 22:09Renowned additions Emma Frost new map and rebalance near
- 22:12ranked Tears escalated excitement met a blowback.
- 22:17Some characters became more powered orders underwhelming,
- 22:19leading to community frustration of dip and player come by 50%.
- 22:23And it all had to do with one streamer calling it telling the
- 22:30the what's it called the the the healers that that's all they
- 22:39have to do just heal and they don't do shit and that they
- 22:44suck. And so everybody boycotted
- 22:48becoming a healer and saying you know what, you handle yourself.
- 22:52I'm just gonna shoot people. I'm just gonna get in there and
- 22:54shoot people and not worry about healing.
- 22:57And like a bunch of people boycotted and I was like all
- 23:00because of 1 streamer and I forgot his name.
- 23:02I really don't care. Season 2.5 mid season overhaul
- 23:07competitive mode changes introduced hero bands that gold
- 23:103 tiers and added a chrono shield to buffer demotion.
- 23:15So basically we can ban people from using characters, certain
- 23:19characters at like early on in the game, in the competition
- 23:24game, rather than like later on, during like the last three
- 23:29moment of the last three ranks. And it like fucked with a lot of
- 23:34people. It's like, this is too early.
- 23:37Yeah. And like, once I got there, I'm
- 23:39like, I can't even use my character.
- 23:41So that's like, basically it made me not want to play anymore
- 23:44for a little while because everybody was bitching.
- 23:46Everybody was complaining. I'm just like, you know what?
- 23:50I So the clear ranked tiers are now bronze, silver, gold,
- 23:55platinum, diamond, grandmaster, celestial eternity, one above
- 24:00all one above all gets to the to the championship.
- 24:05One above all gets to be known, gets like a bragging rights for
- 24:11the rest of his career and everything.
- 24:14And people are like obsessed with this.
- 24:16People get very competitive over this and it's crazy.
- 24:22Ranked mills revamped around objective capture.
- 24:24It's not just kills new heroes for Ultron a strategist that's
- 24:29the healer strategist. I keep saying Strat healers as
- 24:32keeper strategist. He sucked basically, like I've
- 24:37been saying like this entire time for the past few weeks.
- 24:39He sucks. Yeah.
- 24:42Flies deploys healing drones and shoots energy beam for this and
- 24:46fellow Ray ultimate first aerial strategist as dynamic team
- 24:49playing support exclusive ultra and golden skin reward at gold
- 24:52rank. I didn't get a I didn't have
- 24:55enough time to play Yeah. So they're like, you know what?
- 25:04I don't want them. I don't really care about the
- 25:06golden skin. Yeah, maybe they'll have it
- 25:08later on in like, you know, possibly as a reward or as a
- 25:13what's it called in the shop? Maybe I'll buy it, but other
- 25:18than that, I was like, you know what I'm not even into this at
- 25:20all right, So like I waited for like a like I waited the last
- 25:24minute, played for a little bit on on comp and just said like,
- 25:29Nah, I'm good, I'm out, I'm done.
- 25:32Map Oracle reimagine transformed into mechanic mechanic McKenna
- 25:37mechanized stronghold under ultras control vertical layout
- 25:41environment hazardous enhanced arrow gameplay team up ability
- 25:44shake up 6 new combos Ultron plus Iron Man venom plus Jeff
- 25:49the landshark which Jeff can have like a symbiote now
- 25:54introduced for existing ones removed strategy shifted
- 25:59integrated healing, piercing attacks, crowd control
- 26:02rebalancing squad roles they gave was his face arrow guy.
- 26:10OK. Hawkeye the fucking you can
- 26:13shoot through walls and I'm like that's horrible.
- 26:18I hate it. And like ever since then, I just
- 26:20like every time I see him now I'm just like oh fuck this I'm
- 26:25out. You know.
- 26:27Balance fixes and quality of life buff strategist storm
- 26:31squirrel girl, punisher root, Magneto nerf roots healing,
- 26:36Captain America shield health buffs to iron fist, psyloc,
- 26:40human torch. New UI, mood icons, emojis,
- 26:43nameplate Lord avatars Better lobby recommendations is just a
- 26:49bunch of new stuff that they added.
- 26:52Experimental mode, Ultrons battle matrix protocol.
- 26:54I hated it, I don't want to talk about that.
- 26:56Rewards and Events Combat chest mini pads with skins for Storm,
- 27:00Magneto, Hawkeye, Emma Frost. Basically Magneto with half of
- 27:05his skin torn off and it looks like a robot.
- 27:09And he looked just like, I was like, oh, they're gonna make him
- 27:12look just like when he was, like on the cross at X-Men 97 at the
- 27:19very end of the freaking season, Yeah, where he's just fucking
- 27:21naked with his undies. And it's just like going like
- 27:23this. And I'm just like, damn,
- 27:25Magneto, you almost look like that.
- 27:27Damn, he's gonna look like that soon enough.
- 27:31I'll tell you later. Cosmedic cosmetic updates.
- 27:34Ultron X Tron skin. They hate it.
- 27:36Groot is good skin. Jeff Chevy bundle game.
- 27:42Why it matters before season 3. Deep rebalancing and fresh hero
- 27:45dynamic drove renewed engagement.
- 27:47Rank system overhaul for fairness across skill levels.
- 27:50Competitive mode became more strategic reach with hero bands
- 27:53and rank play focus. OK so here is what's going to
- 28:01happen for season 3. Season 3, your road map.
- 28:07July 11th, which was a few days ago.
- 28:09We got a new hero, new map. We got Jean Grey with the
- 28:14Phoenix right beside her, a new map, it's Clint Tar again, a new
- 28:20battle pass and new event and free costumes.
- 28:25July 18th. Summer.
- 28:27Party. It's marble rivals, swimsuit and
- 28:31summer special event. We're going to get rivals with
- 28:35swimsuits just like yeah, basically.
- 28:42We're going to get Thor with shorts.
- 28:43We're going to get Loki with a thong, Psylocke looking great
- 28:50with her bikini. We're going to get Emma Frost
- 28:53with her bikinis. They already have like, concept
- 28:57art of Punisher with what's it called, Super Soaker guns.
- 29:02Oh yeah, that's. What's up?
- 29:04Super Soaker style guns, but they're gonna shoot, obviously.
- 29:06Yeah, but even his turret looks like a Super Soaker where it's
- 29:10just like, you know, damn, that's correct.
- 29:14And his little swimsuit is a Punisher logo in the front.
- 29:18In front. Yeah, So there's that.
- 29:24What else? I think I saw there's some
- 29:27others as well. July 25th, we're going to get
- 29:30Marvel Studios, the Fantastic Four for stepskins.
- 29:33So you were going to get like the same type of costumes that
- 29:40they're wearing on the movie. We're going to get them on on
- 29:43the on the Sing special team up between Sing and Johnny.
- 29:49August 1st we get the Phoenix Magic Phoenix Demon We also get
- 29:54a phoenix Panther, a phoenix Black Panther and then something
- 29:59else is coming in August 8th 3.5 which is blade.
- 30:03We finally get blade. We finally get the play blade
- 30:07after all this time. As for.
- 30:12Coming. Up later in the season, we're
- 30:14going to get a symbiote Storm and she's going to be free and
- 30:21got a free skin MVP. We also got, I think I said last
- 30:26week, what's it called? A Squirrel Girl symbiote, a
- 30:31Black Panther gold skin, which is it's all white with cold
- 30:37around him. Yeah, so that looked freaking
- 30:42amazing when I saw it. People already.
- 30:53I love it. Moon Knight, all that stuff.
- 30:57Yeah, there's a bunch of more stuff going on.
- 31:02Not that one. Hold on.
- 31:03Marvel Rivals. There it is.
- 31:04Yeah. The accessories, handbags.
- 31:10Jeff, Jeff, the Landshark handbag for Emma Frost.
- 31:14There's a Deadpool little squishy thing that goes in the
- 31:19back that clipped on the back of Jeff's tail.
- 31:21Yeah. And I'm like, so we're gonna get
- 31:23Deadpool soon. Great.
- 31:25It's like, yeah, yeah, we're gonna get Deadpool soon.
- 31:30I love it. There's a bunch of other stuff
- 31:35as well. And we're gonna get Eddie Brock
- 31:38skin. Wow.
- 31:43And then since we have a Jeff as a symbiote, as a Venom skin,
- 31:52somebody drew up a concept of what if we get a Venom as Jeff
- 31:56skin, Venom with a shark pajama, hoodie, onesie, whatever it's
- 32:01called. And he just goes around, like,
- 32:04doing the exact same thing, but, you know, looking like a shark.
- 32:08And, you know, since they already have, like, A tag team
- 32:10moment, might as well do it. So yeah, that's everything that
- 32:17is so far on the Season 3 road map of Marvel Rivals.
- 32:23Are you going to watch Superman soon?
- 32:27Probably not. Probably not I'm.
- 32:31Driving just going to wait to hit.
- 32:33Digital. You know what?
- 32:36Probably go to theater like I used to, OK.
- 32:40OK. All right.
- 32:40I'm going to ask you. That though.
- 32:42I am not. If not until like a few weeks,
- 32:46we'll give it a few weeks and then I'll start heading out
- 32:48there. Yeah.
- 32:49I figured you. You're going to go see.
- 32:50You. Definitely going to see it.
- 32:55There's two post credit scenes and I'm like, DC is doing it
- 33:02now. Hell yeah, let's go there just
- 33:04to like make new stuff as well. Yeah, so far I've heard nothing
- 33:09but good stuff. Yeah. 56.5 million first day in
- 33:14the US, yeah. With.
- 33:16Projected 120 million opening weekend yeah, making it 1 of
- 33:202025 biggest launches Yeah and then probably Fantastic Four is
- 33:26going to surpass it but whatever.
- 33:29A minus cinema score, 85% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.
- 33:33Damn Mixed critic opinions, praise for energy and emotional
- 33:37core, some pushback on depth and political messaging.
- 33:43I'm sure you all heard about him, him being an immigrant and
- 33:48Fox being like, Oh no, let's get ICE on him.
- 33:50Oh. Man.
- 33:52An alien immigrant? You dumb.
- 33:54OK, anyways, right? That's fucking yeah.
- 34:01Of style and tone of the movie. Bright and hopeful.
- 34:04A deliberate break from the grim gritty tone of the Nolan
- 34:07inspired era. Oh, embracing optimism and
- 34:12warmth with embracing optimism and warmth with a fun refreshing
- 34:17vibe. Visual call back to suit design
- 34:20references Kingdom Come but appears more rugged and lived
- 34:23in, hinting at a grounded world. Composed by John Murphy and
- 34:27David Fleming. Featuring the iconic John
- 34:29Williams team recorded at Eastwood scoring stage.
- 34:33Inspired by comics, Gun drew heavily from Kingdom Come, All
- 34:37Star Superman, Superman for All Seasons, Up in the Sky, and more
- 34:41while still maintaining an original narrative.
- 34:45It's not an origin story, Superman's already been active
- 34:47for three years. The story focuses on Clark
- 34:50balancing his Kryptonian legacy with a small town Castle, Kansas
- 34:53upbringing. Themes include Superman as an
- 34:56immigrant metaphor and progressive hero sparking
- 34:59political debate around being woke.
- 35:02I've never thought I would say those words, but here we are.
- 35:06Lex Luthor's Engel. He employs cunning tricks, a
- 35:08Superman clone and Mysterio style illusions to diminish
- 35:11soups with superpowers without superpowers.
- 35:14And he also called Crypto that ugly dog with a Cape.
- 35:22So he's already going after Crypto.
- 35:24So it's like, that's a villain move right there.
- 35:28Yeah. It sets up the tone and cast.
- 35:35It sets up a sequel. And obviously, the DCU is going
- 35:40to be based around all this. Yeah.
- 35:43It has the Green Lantern, Metamorpho, hot girl, Maxwell
- 35:47Lord fucking the Justice League. I can't wait to see the Justice
- 35:53League digital streaming window. Likely theatrical window
- 35:58followed by Premium BOD in August, then HBO Max in early
- 36:03October 2025. So you might get it early, who
- 36:06knows. August.
- 36:10Video on. Demand big stakes, The success
- 36:13of Superman's Cruiser, The Gun and Saffron's DC reboot leading
- 36:17into Supergirl, Woman of Tomorrow and more.
- 36:21So the next movie is going to be Woman, Supergirl, Woman
- 36:24tomorrow? Hell yeah.
- 36:33So I can't. Yeah, I'm just.
- 36:35I can't wait for this. I really did.
- 36:37Yeah. It's gonna be.
- 36:39It's gonna be awesome. As soon as I go and watch it,
- 36:41I'll let you know. All right, cool.
- 36:43And I'll tell you how I felt because I really loved it.
- 36:45I'm gonna really love this. As soon as I see Krypton on the
- 36:47freaking screen, I'm just like, fucking die and shit.
- 36:53Netflix, man. Netflix.
- 36:57I've been binging on Blind spot for just.
- 37:01Yeah, I stopped watching everything else.
- 37:03It's just like went after blind spot.
- 37:05So now I'm on like the start of season 4 and I said damn, this
- 37:10only took me like 23 episodes for season 3 to like get over
- 37:13with and like oh shit, I should done this at the start of when I
- 37:21started telling you about blind spot on here.
- 37:24Season 1 the tattoo mystery and they could amnesiac woman dub
- 37:29Jane doe was found in Times Square covered her head to toe
- 37:31and cryptic tattoos each a clue and to an unsolved crime.
- 37:35The core team FBI agent Kurt Weller leads the investigation
- 37:38joined by agents Edgar Reed, Tasha Zapata and tech expert
- 37:42Patterson under 80 Mayfair the mystery take away Jane Flash's
- 37:50memory suggesting your former life as a Navy SEAL curse
- 37:53suspect she may be missed His missing childhood friend Taylor
- 37:56Shaw, leading to tangled emotion and trust issues.
- 38:00Final twist Jane turns out not to be Taylor.
- 38:03She's Alice Krueger, a former child soldier who tattooed
- 38:06herself to uncover a massive conspiracy project daylight
- 38:08exposing deep Trump prevent corruption.
- 38:11And that's what the entire thing is about.
- 38:12Yeah. Season, Season 2, they call the
- 38:18her team a Sandstorm conspiracy. In Sandstorm, Jane's identities
- 38:23revealed that she's Alex Kruger, adopted by Jane Briggs family
- 38:26with a traumatic past. She's still under heavily, you
- 38:30know, fucking sedation. She she still doesn't remember
- 38:33anything, but she's just like, you know, covering and stuff.
- 38:36So she's now part of the FBI, like, OK, let's do this.
- 38:40Yeah. The big villain, the terrorist
- 38:42group Sandstorm, led by Jane's adopted mother General Shepard.
- 38:46Team dynamics read uncovers about his gambling and leaves
- 38:49Nas Kamal. NSA joins forces.
- 38:51Waller and James relationship becomes romantic.
- 38:54Climatic finale. Shepherds orchestrates the
- 38:56blackout, seizes power and frames the team.
- 38:58Her plot escorted, Jane and Kurt flee, only for Jane to disappear
- 39:01for 18 months. Because she did.
- 39:07Somebody put a fucking hit on her on her head, like, so
- 39:10everybody's like looking for her to kill her and she leave for 18
- 39:14months and she goes. So it's like a time jump.
- 39:18Season 3 was a time jump and family fallout.
- 39:20Time skip. 18 months later, Kurt locates Jane living off the
- 39:23grid. They reunite and rejoin the FBI
- 39:25amid new tattoos ending at fresh conspiracies personal stakes.
- 39:29Jane discovered her brother Roman and their twisted family
- 39:31history with Shepard and tangled them further.
- 39:34Team reassembled power dynamic shift readers promoted is about
- 39:37to join the CIA. Team bonds are tested, big
- 39:41moments, nuclear bombs, sleeper ages, family betrayal, a woman
- 39:44into deepening mystery, and the end of season 3 arc Roman
- 39:48kickstarts of Vendetta setting up personal stakes for the
- 39:50team's next battles. The theme and evolution of this
- 39:54show, you have to watch it. I Danny and trust Jane's
- 39:57graduate. Danny and Robin keep this
- 39:59guessing team as family, romantic and professional
- 40:02relationship dweller and Jane readings about a cup by this
- 40:05mission. Conspiracies decode larger evil.
- 40:07From Project Daylight to sandstorm.
- 40:09The mysteries grow deeper, shift in power, rules evolve, St.
- 40:13promoters about transition, CIA and leadership is challenged.
- 40:16And then at the very end of season 3, shit gets crazy again.
- 40:24In season 2, the season 1 they the reveal is that the drug that
- 40:31they was given for Jane is called zip, which loses all her
- 40:35memories and they gave her a lot of drugs for that to like she's
- 40:40like has to start fresh. So seated to she double agents
- 40:47with them with Sandstorm and the FBI.
- 40:50And then like they try to kidnap her and then she grabbed her
- 40:55brother and she injects some zip on him, but not enough.
- 40:59Yeah. But he like he does, he starts
- 41:02to remember stuff as well. And then he realizes that his
- 41:06sister like put zip on him. So he tries to kill her.
- 41:11It's like crazy. We get to season 3 and like new
- 41:18tattoos where new tattoos, new stuff going on, new theories and
- 41:24everything. And then now I'm a season 4 and
- 41:27I can't wait to talk about it as soon as I'm done with it.
- 41:29Yeah, like I haven't stopped watching it.
- 41:32Comic book Supergirl misadventures in Midvale one and
- 41:34three 123 small town Midvale return home for Cara's or L
- 41:40Supergirl reconnect with sister Alex.
- 41:41Family and old friendships. But weird things that start
- 41:44happening, accidents, eerie seeing double moments, and the
- 41:47town's protector isn't who they seem.
- 41:50Codely character drama with rising mystery.
- 41:52It nails that small town field in sibling dynamics while
- 41:54setting up a supernatural twist. Venom original sin number one.
- 41:58Eddie Brock, now to King in Black, uses his powers to
- 42:01rewrite symbiote history. He attempts to go back in time
- 42:04and fix a disastrous moment when Peter Parker bonded with the
- 42:07symbiote. But time travel equals chaos.
- 42:10Small changes spiral into huge problems and threaten whole
- 42:13realities, power, and regret. Eddie Rivers wrestled with his
- 42:18newfound cosmic control and the unintended consequences of
- 42:21rewriting the past. So he is out there in time
- 42:27trying to fix stuff, and I love it.
- 42:31Spider girl #1A new teenage girl Spider girl, not made.
- 42:35A Parker with a unique mutant twist.
- 42:37She gains abilities by looking people in the eye.
- 42:40Fresh off surviving bullseye, she returns to New York.
- 42:42Clashes of Berman and struggled with school life.
- 42:45We're using her powers make everything harder.
- 42:48All ages fun with energy equipped and that classic spider
- 42:50flare. Solid instruction to a pluck a
- 42:52new hero. And finally, I hate Fairy land
- 42:55#1 Gert Gertrude. Trapped in Fairy Land for 27
- 42:58years, a six year old has become a homicidal sociopath.
- 43:03Hyper, violent, hilarious and subversively twisted, she
- 43:06slaughters fairy creatures, swears like a sailor, enrages at
- 43:09the pink sugary facade, complete with a foul mouthed fairy guide
- 43:13named Larry Sink. Alice in Wonderland meets
- 43:15Natural Born Killers, subversively violent and darkly
- 43:19comedic. And Oh my God, there's like a
- 43:22lot of blood. Why?
- 43:25Why they stand out. Supergirl plans emotional norms
- 43:27and mystery in a quiet town setting.
- 43:30Venom escalates Ready's journey to cosmic scale with time travel
- 43:33moral stakes. Spider Girl delivers light
- 43:37hearted hero origins with a mute twist.
- 43:39I Hate Fairland tears apart fairy tale trophs with gleeful
- 43:42gore and dark humor. If you enjoyed flooring these
- 43:46four new, very unique corners of the cosmic world it hit, follow
- 43:50and let us know what's stuck with you next week.
- 43:53Maybe we go deep on one of these or sample something brand new.
- 43:55Until then. All right, that is it for that.
- 44:06We asked last week what was in your bag of locker, what was in
- 44:09your AT, what was that your after school snack and whether
- 44:13your stickers on your Trapper Keeper?
- 44:17Jane answered with what was in her bag.
- 44:19Books and lunch box and a school diary as we called it.
- 44:21Didn't have locker though. Too shy and too much of a good
- 44:23girl back then to even send notes or anything.
- 44:28And she has a laughing emoji after that because, you know, we
- 44:32all laughed at the good girl and innocent part, Leanna says
- 44:40Doctor Pepper chapstick and mechanical pencils.
- 44:43Don't forget that Trapper Keeper after school snacks was pizza
- 44:45rolls and the Little Debbie snack cakes and sweet tea,
- 44:49Menace said. I had mechanical pencils and gel
- 44:51pens in my backpack. After school snacks where Bagel
- 44:54Bites and Capri Sun? Hell yeah.
- 45:00After school snack for me was Bagel Bites, a pizza rolls,
- 45:07quesadillas. Because I got home right away.
- 45:14Hell yeah, I wanted those right away.
- 45:18Obviously the hot dogs, fucking soda, Pepsi in there.
- 45:23Like back when I was able to drink our fucking sugars and
- 45:26stuff. Yeah, fucking kid.
- 45:28Or water. Or Gatorade.
- 45:29We was like a bunch of drank a lot of Gatorade.
- 45:39What else? There's a lot of stuff pizzas.
- 45:44Like it was like at school. It always be pizza, right?
- 45:46Yeah, with medium hot sauce. Medium hot sauce from Taco Bell
- 45:57Bay. And then like back when fucking
- 46:03we go to Taco Bell and me and my friend would go to Taco Bell.
- 46:06It's fucking everything would be like cheap $0.50 a dollar.
- 46:09Yeah, I'm dating myself. I'm dating myself.
- 46:11I don't care. It'd be like a dollar or $0.50
- 46:15and like, And so obviously my best friend has a fucking money.
- 46:19So every time I I'd be like he'd be like you want to go talk
- 46:22about but you buying right? So like obviously I'm fucking
- 46:27always buying dude. It's like OK fine, let's go.
- 46:30You know what I mean? I was like alright, let's go.
- 46:33So we always go like and fucking buy at least fucking 4 burritos,
- 46:39stuff them up, fucking eat them at the fucking place because
- 46:42these girls were flirting with him.
- 46:44And like every time he just want to sit there and like, dude, ask
- 46:50fuck them already. Fuck, let's do this already, you
- 46:53know, like hook up already with them with one of them, I guess.
- 46:58But no, they just like, you know, he had a girlfriend in
- 47:01time and he just showed up for the fucking eye candy for them.
- 47:04And he like, and I guess he got hooked up with some fucking
- 47:07burritos and tacos and shit at that time.
- 47:10And I'd be like, wait, we got these for free?
- 47:12Like, yeah, why? You know why?
- 47:15I was like, fucking asshole, Like, OK, I guess I'm coming
- 47:19with you all the time. Yeah.
- 47:23So it's like, it'd be like a walk over there and a walk to
- 47:28come back home. So I was like, as soon as we got
- 47:31home, it'd be like a power walk because we had to go to the
- 47:34fucking bathroom. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, OK.
- 47:39And then I'm just like, all right, I'll see you.
- 47:41Like I gotta go to my house and check in, which always meant I
- 47:44gotta go take a shit, you know? I gotta go take.
- 47:46I gotta go dump. This, yeah.
- 47:48Yeah, straight from. Chocolate.
- 47:49Hey cuz I was like. I'm not about to go to his house
- 47:52and be like sitting there for like an hour and shit while he's
- 47:56in there for an hour or two. I was like, all right, we went
- 47:58to our fucking houses, came back, hang out with him again
- 48:01and it's like, you're good. I was like, yeah, it's like, all
- 48:03right, cool, let's go. What was yours?
- 48:08What's school snacks? Pizza rolls?
- 48:11Shit soda? Duncan Hughes?
- 48:16Dunkaroos. Juice never had Dunkaroos
- 48:19mainly. But Mr. Hobo.
- 48:23Brother, I'm telling you something.
- 48:27Was that? With the little with the fingers
- 48:29like spoon thing ground crackers like.
- 48:31A ground cracker, like a shape of a tanker, and it comes with a
- 48:35frosting. So you dip that shit in there
- 48:38and then it was good. They brought them back, but I
- 48:42don't know if they're still around.
- 48:43They brought them back for a limit.
- 48:43I think it's. When they brought it back is
- 48:45when I had them and I was just like, oh, OK, you.
- 48:50Wouldn't fuck with them like that in the 90s.
- 48:51So you didn't really, you know, you couldn't.
- 48:56Back then. Fruitopia.
- 48:58I was on the Fruitopia, Strong man, Little Debbie's.
- 49:10Pack. I ain't had no mechanical
- 49:13pencils 'cause we were cheap, so all I had was pens and pencils
- 49:18and notebook paper, you know what I'm saying?
- 49:23On occasion I sneak a drink or something in there, you know?
- 49:26Here's what it is. Yeah, but Leanne is in here.
- 49:35Hey, how you doing? Hey, Liam, what was in my bag?
- 49:40A bunch of shit that didn't have to do with school at all.
- 49:44Like, all right, So I had the Disney adventures, obviously,
- 49:50like every every chance I got WWE wrestling magazine, remember
- 49:56those. And this was back when Vince
- 49:59Russo was in charge of it. Big demon, big big or some shit
- 50:04like that. I don't know.
- 50:05She says, Hey, Greg, it was kind of like when he was in charge of
- 50:17it. So he'd have like a fucking hey,
- 50:23Greg. Hey.
- 50:28Craig. Yeah, I know, right?
- 50:31No, there's this one girl that comes on here all the time and
- 50:33her neck, her name is next. But like, her fucking best
- 50:36friend calls her Craig and she calls her best friend the
- 50:39Smokey. So, like, I like everybody was
- 50:44trying to figure out her name and she just told her like, you
- 50:46know what? Just call her Craig.
- 50:47And it's like every time she shows up now, I was like, hey,
- 50:49Craig, I'm like, all right, cool.
- 50:53Can I call you that? It's like, yeah, sure.
- 50:54Like, all right, We I know her name already, Like, but still,
- 50:57you know what? We're gonna just call her Craig.
- 50:59She says Greg, and I know how you're saying it too.
- 51:03It is like just like Craig, like for some reason I'm saying it
- 51:11like Friday was like, right? I know how she's saying it,
- 51:16right? Oh man.
- 51:19Mm hmm. In my.
- 51:23Bag WE magazine, WEF magazine, which had a whole bunch of
- 51:29stuff. I would always carry one with me
- 51:31and like during one of those classes where we didn't do shit,
- 51:35it was like band class or piano class I'd be and they're like
- 51:40fucking opening it up and sharing it with my boy.
- 51:43We just fucking look through it like, oh shit, look like.
- 51:45And then it's like there were towards the end of the year,
- 51:47obviously we get the, the, the prediction stuff was going to
- 51:52happen next year and all the stuff from Vince Russo.
- 51:57And there's always be something different and.
- 51:59Shit, I started collecting them. When in 19. 93 when Yokozuna won
- 52:08and I remember that exact copy of that magazine because it was
- 52:12Yokozuna and then Hulk Hogan and I was like, you fucking suck.
- 52:16So ever since then I just been taking it to school with me.
- 52:20I had folders, I had a a notebook at the time I started
- 52:27cutting off one of the other pro wrestling illustrator magazine.
- 52:30Yeah, I started cutting them out and like putting sticking them
- 52:33on notebooks and like, you know what would happen if we got
- 52:36Undertaker versus Bret Hart? Oh my God, you know, like this
- 52:41way before 1997, before it actually happened.
- 52:44And I'm just like, oh shit, what am I?
- 52:47Fucking things got predicted, yes.
- 52:50Anyway, and then we got the WW shit I later on life, but still,
- 52:54it's like my thing was like, what?
- 52:55We got Austin versus Goldberg and you know, yeah.
- 52:59And then Austin versus Hulk Hogan.
- 53:06I had pencils. I had a lot of pencils because,
- 53:09you know, people would be like, let's fight with pencils, let's
- 53:14do the pencil war, pencil break, whatever.
- 53:17Yeah, pencil. Break.
- 53:18Yeah, Because. And I always had my favorite
- 53:21pencil that I would use for class.
- 53:24And I'm like, I'm not, I'm not fighting you with this pencil.
- 53:27This is mine and it's. Good.
- 53:30It has that little tip at the very end where you're like, like
- 53:34you, you need it. So I'd keep it.
- 53:36I I keep it. And then it's like, you know
- 53:38what? They they want to fight me with
- 53:40pencils. All right, pencil fights.
- 53:41I was like, all right, hold on, let me grab my fucking shit.
- 53:43So I grabbed one of those big fucking Dick ones, like I try to
- 53:49win them. And then other like people would
- 53:51just like go. And you know, you had like a
- 53:54freaking your pencil went to war with all the marks that were
- 53:57there. Yeah.
- 54:01And this was a sigh. This was in high school.
- 54:03We're supposed to be fucking studying and learning ship.
- 54:05And no, we're like fucking pencil wars and stuff.
- 54:11Obviously, I had my fucking cassettes and my Walkman had a
- 54:18bunch of cassettes of the past year.
- 54:22They're fucking mixtapes from recording it off the radio
- 54:28because we used to do that. We used to record songs off the
- 54:33radio it. Weren't it was awesome.
- 54:35It was great. Well, it's.
- 54:40Like a bunch of shit too. Obviously the you know, the
- 54:44letters from one person to another, the love letters, the
- 54:49letters of stuff. Yeah, fuck.
- 54:53What else? Oh.
- 54:53Videotape we carried. Videotape because like I record,
- 54:57I record the the pay per views and tape distribution.
- 55:02So I take mine to school and be like, you have that no way out
- 55:08or not, no way out. Summer slams like yeah, I got
- 55:11it. Like you want to watch it?
- 55:12Like yeah, let's go. You have ECW like yeah, I got it
- 55:15like all right, cool here. And you wouldn't get into the
- 55:18fucking very end of the week because everybody's been like,
- 55:22you know, going back and forth and like, oh, he has it, yo, he
- 55:26has it like all right, so who has it now?
- 55:28It's like Roderick has it and like he if you've seen Roderick
- 55:32on here, you know that she we have an episode out as well,
- 55:35like past again year two years ago where we talk about the tape
- 55:39distribution as well. Yeah, we carried a lot of tape
- 55:42and like at one point I didn't have cable for a whole year, the
- 55:461997 and it was during the deep within the Attitude Era when
- 55:51Bret Hart's thing happened. Yeah.
- 55:53And. I have.
- 55:55Like a class where we just record stuff and it was like a
- 56:00broadcasting class. So they come in and be like, did
- 56:04you watch last night? I don't have cable, bro.
- 56:07It's like here's raw and we just sit there and watch around the
- 56:09entire time and I'm just like, this shit sucks.
- 56:13Like what? I can't watch it too.
- 56:14Shit sucks. I can't watch it.
- 56:16The whole thing with Owen Hart is that's part of part of it.
- 56:20Like towards the end of the year May and it is like the whole
- 56:27everything there that's like shit.
- 56:29Carried all my books around in mind because why not?
- 56:32Oh, that's fun. What was in your bag?
- 56:39What was in your locker? Same thing was in my locker.
- 56:41But like at the same time there are books.
- 56:46Supposed to take some of these. Books home, but I didn't, so I
- 56:48kept them in the locker. Hell yeah.
- 56:53Yeah, that's about it. What stickers were on your
- 56:58traffic keeper crap Keep, because I know I had a lot of
- 57:07fucking WWE stuff. Yeah.
- 57:09Stuff, yeah. And mostly Marvel.
- 57:12Mostly Marvel. Yeah, yeah, most.
- 57:14Yeah, it was mostly DC, Superman and Batman and stuff.
- 57:20What's it called? Thundercats wrestling Hulk Hogan
- 57:25was fucking. I don't know why, mostly Hulk
- 57:29Hogan on there, but it's like looking back it's like why was
- 57:32IA fan of this motherfucker? God I was in the same boat bro
- 57:37Trust. Me, yeah.
- 57:41Like he'll never meet your heroes.
- 57:43Like I was at the gas station other day.
- 57:45And I. Said somebody bought me a beer,
- 57:49so I. Went over there.
- 57:50I started Hulk Hogan beer. I just.
- 57:54I just shook. My head, All American.
- 57:57Yeah, I said ain't. No way in hell out for.
- 57:58Support this shit. I walked off.
- 58:00Got me a fucking me a Pepsi all right.
- 58:05Damn man. All American beer.
- 58:09Watch that. I'd be like, let me open this
- 58:12shit up, throw it out. Was like, oh, you want me to buy
- 58:14this shit? Nah, I'm good.
- 58:15Damn, what a Steve Austin beer, that shit.
- 58:17Yeah he need to bring this shit out.
- 58:19Hold on, what is non alcoholic? Yeah.
- 58:29I know that's all I had, like stickers, but I did have like a
- 58:35little more thing what your stickers on your Trapper Keeper
- 58:38said about you. So I'm gonna do that real quick.
- 58:46MENA says new. Kids on the block, of course.
- 58:50Alex. Rodriguez stickers were on my
- 58:52Trapper Keeper, of course. New Kids on the Block.
- 58:57I had a NKTO. B shirt at the time and hey,
- 59:05hey, hey, you know, at the time I didn't know I liked the music.
- 59:09We cannot escape the new kids on the Black.
- 59:12We did. We couldn't.
- 59:13And at the time. So the kids on the block, The
- 59:16cartoon I. Was heavily into that and.
- 59:21I had a T-shirt at the time and. And, like, people were, like,
- 59:23checking in on me. Like, are you OK?
- 59:25He's like, you really like the band?
- 59:27Yeah. Why?
- 59:28I was naive, dude, I didn't know.
- 59:30I didn't know. It's like, I mean, can I just
- 59:34like like something without you guys judging me or something,
- 59:37you know? Oh, Candy.
- 59:44How you doing? Thank you for liking the live.
- 59:46Appreciate it. So what's your stickers?
- 59:51What's your stickers on your Trapper Keeper says about you?
- 59:54If you had Lisa Frank, everything you believed in,
- 59:56magic, glitter and maybe hexing your enemies with positive
- 1:00:00vibes. Probably had an emotional bond
- 1:00:03with your mechanical pencils and you're still waiting for
- 1:00:06dolphins to talk back and your core memory made your homework
- 1:00:10smell like strawberry gel pen. If you had Avril Lavigne.
- 1:00:15Blink 182 or skater stickers. You 100% thought life was a
- 1:00:20music video. Your folders had lyrics written
- 1:00:23in sharpie. Bonus points if it's sharpie and
- 1:00:26angst. Secretly cried to simple.
- 1:00:30Plan at least once a week. Hey, Dad, look at me and your
- 1:00:37Bible. Don't talk to me unless it's
- 1:00:39about Tony Hawk or heartbreak and Tony Hawk was about the
- 1:00:43shit. There it is.
- 1:00:45Yes, everything Tony Hawk, video games and all that stuff, you
- 1:00:48were all into it. I was all into it.
- 1:00:52If you had alien head, the truth is out there stickers, you're
- 1:00:55always a little too into Unsolved Mysteries.
- 1:00:59Greg, go right. Ahead.
- 1:01:01No. That was the fools.
- 1:01:03Who used to sit across the way from me in class.
- 1:01:06There I was headed. Fat alien.
- 1:01:09X-Files. Shit.
- 1:01:10I ain't watching X-Files. I ain't watching X-Files.
- 1:01:17I never. Watched The X-Files.
- 1:01:18I never drank the. X-Files Kool-aid.
- 1:01:21Not bad. I didn't.
- 1:01:22No, no, I still don't. I was like, you know what?
- 1:01:25Great for everybody. So if you're.
- 1:01:27Frank for everybody like it, wasn't I it?
- 1:01:30Was I tried for one episode and it's like Nah, Scolder and Molly
- 1:01:34because I know about them because there engraved in pop
- 1:01:38culture. Yeah, of course, if you had
- 1:01:43aiding head, the truth is out there, you always believed your
- 1:01:46bus driver was a government clone.
- 1:01:51You wore black nail Polish before hot.
- 1:01:53Topic made it cool and your energy was either you became a
- 1:01:58conspiracy theorist or barista with a tarot deck.
- 1:02:06Oh man, if you. Were if you had Goosebumps or
- 1:02:09horror movie stickers on your Trapper Keeper, you were the
- 1:02:12fearless friend until bedtime you could retell.
- 1:02:16Every episode of. Our you're afraid of the dark
- 1:02:18from memory you had a mile superiority complex because you
- 1:02:23read scary stories to tell in the dark with the lights off and
- 1:02:27your. Aesthetic was haunted pencil.
- 1:02:29Case. If you were.
- 1:02:34If you had brats, Lip Smackers or glitter glam on your Prepper
- 1:02:37Keeper, you were doing main character energy before tick
- 1:02:40tocking you to term. You organize your gel pens by.
- 1:02:45Scent, not collar. Strawberry, banana.
- 1:02:54Oh lime, I don't even know what the.
- 1:02:58Scents are. I really had multiple crushes
- 1:03:02and they all got ranked in a secret notebook.
- 1:03:04We did that too, actually. Not the crushes, but what we
- 1:03:09did. Yeah, it was a secret notebook
- 1:03:12somebody had where it just ranked every girl in the school,
- 1:03:17not school. But in the.
- 1:03:18Class I. Shouldn't have said that out.
- 1:03:22Loud but OK, it's happened. And your ambition was to own?
- 1:03:2747 body sprays in the pink convertible.
- 1:03:33And Liana says we did that. You did what, the rank A your
- 1:03:37crushes in a secret notebook. So it wasn't just us, all right?
- 1:03:41It was the girls too, yes. OK, nice.
- 1:03:47If you had Dragons, swords, or Yu-gi-oh on your Trapper Keeper,
- 1:03:52you battled your enemies at recess like it was a shadow
- 1:03:55realm. You carry your Pokémon or Magic
- 1:03:59cards. In the zip lock with honor this
- 1:04:03back then. We didn't.
- 1:04:04We didn't have. Freaking little Baggies like
- 1:04:07this. It was like.
- 1:04:12A little zip lock bag. He was like, all right, you may
- 1:04:15have dueled someone over a Capri Sun.
- 1:04:22I saw it happen. Hey, me too.
- 1:04:23It was it was an orange or a pizza, a slice of pizza and
- 1:04:28yours. And your status was Dungeon
- 1:04:30Master before Purity hit. If you had Lisa Frank, but.
- 1:04:37Specifically, dinosaurs on your traffic keeper.
- 1:04:40You like to order cute chaos, and we're oddly competitive in
- 1:04:43silent reading time. You had a good kid, Rep.
- 1:04:52But lived for recess drama. I'm telling you the the pencil
- 1:04:56sharpener drama that was there, but it was recess at all like
- 1:05:03recess politics, man. Bags like that were for
- 1:05:08something else. Oh.
- 1:05:16Like sandwiches? Hey, you're.
- 1:05:18Now. I know that who?
- 1:05:21I'm saying I know they talk about.
- 1:05:23Yeah, that's that is like of course.
- 1:05:24Yeah. How she gonna know?
- 1:05:26Yeah, she will. Yeah.
- 1:05:28Yeah, yeah, Yep. Sandwiches, sandwiches.
- 1:05:37There was no sandwiches any kind of bad you.
- 1:05:43Were the type to color. Code your erasers you.
- 1:05:47And your vibe was extinct species.
- 1:05:49Maximum flare If you have Spice Girls, Britney or Destiny Child
- 1:05:53any other girl singers on your Trapper Keeper, you and your
- 1:05:58besties try to form a girl group.
- 1:06:00Don't. Say Beyoncé, I already said
- 1:06:04Destiny Child is. That don't say it by yourself,
- 1:06:07you know who's going to get. Mad.
- 1:06:16Wow. Ah, you and your besties tried
- 1:06:20to form a girl group and it happened at my talent show and
- 1:06:24on in high school where these 4 girls, 4 talented girls try to
- 1:06:30do **NSYNC or with a Backstreet Boys one of them and one of them
- 1:06:36got sick so they invited the 5th girl and she didn't know what
- 1:06:39the fuck to do so she just stood there and we'd all just laughed
- 1:06:42and we just felt bad for the girls and I was like why don't
- 1:06:45you just become the three of you like why not?
- 1:06:49Why include her? It's like a four girl saying
- 1:06:51like no it doesn't have to be but it was fun it was fun it was
- 1:06:57fun. I hope they never hear this you.
- 1:07:02I still talk to them. That's the fucking funny part.
- 1:07:05Fucking like I still talk to one of them.
- 1:07:08Like, hey, remember that one time you try to be in a girl
- 1:07:10band group group and with your other friends and they just made
- 1:07:14you? They just left you out in the
- 1:07:16fucking saying. I told you to just stand there
- 1:07:18the entire time. Yeah, that was fucked up.
- 1:07:23You had a signature color. And a backup outfit for any
- 1:07:25performance. She says, really, Greg gonna
- 1:07:33call me? Out like that?
- 1:07:40Wow, cheers. This is on you brother.
- 1:07:50This is on you. I wish she should have.
- 1:07:53She shouldn't be talking and. Messing that up so.
- 1:07:57Whatever talk about. Beyoncé.
- 1:07:58All right, now we know. Now we know that to talk about
- 1:08:03about Beyoncé, the Beehive is after us all.
- 1:08:11Right, you might have left a note in.
- 1:08:13Someone's locker signed Baby spice.
- 1:08:16I'm sure some of y'all did that. And your mind said what?
- 1:08:23If the hallway is in. The hot runway.
- 1:08:24Why am I even here, right? If you had.
- 1:08:33WFW your Stone Cold 316 stickers on your traffic keeper.
- 1:08:37That's us right here. You believed in suplexes as a
- 1:08:43love. Language.
- 1:08:44Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, you probably.
- 1:08:48Reenacted at least one. Match on a playground bench Sure
- 1:08:52did. CLC.
- 1:08:57Yep. Called your friends Jabroni and
- 1:08:59got sent to the office for it. I.
- 1:09:03No, not Jabroni called my my teacher the.
- 1:09:09Suck it. And then like, yeah, suspended
- 1:09:13Microsoft phones I pedigree. Just blue Oh pedigree.
- 1:09:20You go to the. Office.
- 1:09:22Oh my God. I.
- 1:09:24Chopped, I chopped someone and like screw it.
- 1:09:27And I was like, well, let's take it.
- 1:09:29Come on, take one. And then you, you can give me
- 1:09:31one like, all right, so I fucking, they did it to me
- 1:09:33first. Always, always let them let
- 1:09:37like, yeah, you know, let them do it first because like the
- 1:09:40next one, you're doing the next one and you're fucking doing it
- 1:09:42harder. And I'm just like.
- 1:09:47Oh God damn it. I was like, all right, here we
- 1:09:48go. And it's like.
- 1:09:53The entire. Thing just wet, you know?
- 1:09:55Instead of like open handed it just like backhanded on his
- 1:09:58chest and my nail scratched him. Yeah.
- 1:10:04Aura with your. Chair throwing kool-aid fuel
- 1:10:07chaos. Of course, if you had whatever.
- 1:10:13As if. Or any sassy quotes on your
- 1:10:16Trapper Keeper. Your sarcasm hit harder than
- 1:10:18your math grades. You live.
- 1:10:21For drama, you weren't technically.
- 1:10:23In you might have worn. Sunglasses indoors.
- 1:10:26Just. To make a point.
- 1:10:31Wear sunglasses a night. Signature Move your eye roll
- 1:10:35with glitter E Confidence I. Remember them girls?
- 1:10:46Yeah. If you had Napster Burns, this
- 1:10:49CD or custom playlist stickers on your Trapper Keeper, you were
- 1:10:53your friends group DJ before it was cool.
- 1:10:57Yeah, yeah. You made emotional.
- 1:11:00Playlist with names like Rainy Days and Regret Volume 4.
- 1:11:06You probably wrote music equals. Life somewhere in your trapper.
- 1:11:13Leanna says I got a good eye roll.
- 1:11:15A real good eye roll. Your current moves still
- 1:11:25creating playlist for people who never knew you did it.
- 1:11:29Yeah, that's me. That's me.
- 1:11:31All right, if you had Periodic Table or I love science stickers
- 1:11:36on your Trapper Keeper, you nerds.
- 1:11:41I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
- 1:11:42I was. Part of you guys you really
- 1:11:44wanted to win the science fair or the Nobel Prize you.
- 1:11:49Knew random facts like how deep the.
- 1:11:51Mariana Trench or is or how GAC was made?
- 1:11:54Yeah. You whispered corrections to the
- 1:11:58teacher under your. Breath.
- 1:11:59Oh, I knew a few of them. I knew a few of them.
- 1:12:02Like that's not correct, Sir. It's like what?
- 1:12:10The. Audacity like we did the entire
- 1:12:13like whoa. And then the teacher would be
- 1:12:19like, do you get paid? Are you getting paid?
- 1:12:23Yeah, you want. Do you want to stand?
- 1:12:25Here and I. Can God damn your alignment was
- 1:12:31chaotic stem and finally if he had WWJD Jesus is my homeboy.
- 1:12:37Our youth group 5 stickers on your trapper keeper.
- 1:12:42What would Jesus do? You had.
- 1:12:45Church locking stories. In the closet full of camp
- 1:12:48T-shirts. You probably crushed on someone
- 1:12:53during. Worship night and felt guilty
- 1:12:55for a week you. Always had gum like.
- 1:12:59Always I knew few people got here.
- 1:13:03You evangelized with a gel pen and a handshake.
- 1:13:08And also there was a. Guy, his name was Diablo, we
- 1:13:12called him Diablo Devil and. This girl liked him.
- 1:13:16And she was very, very conservative and Christian.
- 1:13:23And like one time I. Asked her like, hey, are you
- 1:13:29talking to Diablo? And she got fucking pissed off
- 1:13:34at me. Don't ever call him that.
- 1:13:37His name is. His name is Mario.
- 1:13:43And like, don't ever call him that.
- 1:13:50His name is what like. Mario And I'm like before this,
- 1:13:56like, you know, like nicknames are fucking like your name
- 1:14:02forever. Like I like I've never knew my
- 1:14:07boy Sleepy's name, right. I never knew my fucking other.
- 1:14:11Like I never knew their real names like until the fucking end
- 1:14:14of the year where they're like calling them the real name and
- 1:14:17like your name is what I'm. Like Mario.
- 1:14:21Mario. That's Mr. Yeah, Madam.
- 1:14:24I'm like she did. It I'm like Gablo, like that's
- 1:14:30the devil. So and then I go and tell.
- 1:14:37Him like your name is Mario like who told you this?
- 1:14:40Your girl girl that likes you she got she crashed out on me
- 1:14:45bro and told me never to call you Diablo anymore.
- 1:14:50He started fucking laughing the entire time.
- 1:14:53And I'm just like, I was like jail.
- 1:14:57Like, what the fuck did you do to this girl?
- 1:15:00Why is she all opinions? Like I talked to her.
- 1:15:04So I'm like, oh shit. So you told her your real name?
- 1:15:06You did all this like that Slub man.
- 1:15:09Like, yeah. And the fact that we just
- 1:15:11fucking called everybody the nickname and we didn't know,
- 1:15:16like their real name. Sleepy fucking Pacino.
- 1:15:20Fucking he was Mexican just like because he was always fucking
- 1:15:26high. He was just like, he'd always be
- 1:15:28like, OK, but there's a bunch of fucking names that we just like
- 1:15:35fucking Cuban. Dang Cuban.
- 1:15:39Like. What?
- 1:15:40Yeah. That's your name.
- 1:15:41What's your real name? I'm not telling you.
- 1:15:43It's like, all right, fine, Turtle.
- 1:15:45Because he was slow as fuck. Yeah.
- 1:15:47Pretty high school, yeah. But he actually looked like.
- 1:15:52We had a bunch of turtles. We had a white boy named Turtle
- 1:15:57and then a. Mexican boy named Turtle and the
- 1:16:00reasons they were called Turtle was very different from the
- 1:16:03other ones like. Why is your name Turtle like?
- 1:16:11So yeah. And yeah, that's about it.
- 1:16:16That's all I have for those. Hope you all enjoyed it.
- 1:16:19Hope you're are into it as much as we are next week on M3P, CGI,
- 1:16:25free nostalgia and superhero flashbacks.
- 1:16:27With Superman hitting theaters and Fantastic Four first steps
- 1:16:30on deck later this month, we're taking it back.
- 1:16:33Way back to a time when special effects meant harness wires,
- 1:16:36cheap fog machines, and foam rubber muscle suits.
- 1:16:40So tell us what? Was the first comic.
- 1:16:42Book movie you ever watched? Was it Batman 89?
- 1:16:44The Rocketeer? Steel Spawn, maybe even meteor
- 1:16:50man Oh. Old school Lama, Yeah, Meteor
- 1:16:57man was. This shit, don't be shy.
- 1:16:59We got love for them all. You can't find it nowhere.
- 1:17:02That's the. Same thing about it.
- 1:17:04No we can't. Ridiculous.
- 1:17:08What's his face? Townsend.
- 1:17:10Townsend. Yeah, Robert Townsend.
- 1:17:13I have not seen this man in a while.
- 1:17:15And the fact that I remember his name when he showed up on the
- 1:17:19freaking was it go with the new show that's out with cooking and
- 1:17:27stuff. Oh, I heard about that.
- 1:17:32Yeah. The bear, the.
- 1:17:34Bear Yeah, yeah. Like.
- 1:17:36I saw his name like. What no way he's and it's like,
- 1:17:42I mean, I'm still in the middle of the last season because like
- 1:17:46so depressing as fuck. So I was just like, you know
- 1:17:48what, I need something. I need something to laugh at.
- 1:17:50Like I can't be watching the bear all the time.
- 1:17:53But the bear. I have not worked in the fucking
- 1:17:59restaurant industry for the past five years now because pandemic.
- 1:18:06But. Go listen, watching this and I'm
- 1:18:08just like, Yep, yeah, chef, chef, chef behind chef knife is
- 1:18:14like, Oh my God. Work in the food service
- 1:18:16industry, so I know. Like and like I.
- 1:18:20Remember all this fucking words, all this stuff, and it was just
- 1:18:23like, and the way he just like operates and the way he just
- 1:18:27like do this, take out this, take out that and I'm just like,
- 1:18:31that was me back in the catering days.
- 1:18:34I know. Fucking hell I hated it so much.
- 1:18:38I am so. Glad I'm no longer.
- 1:18:40Doing this anymore, but same time, I miss it.
- 1:18:42Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:18:45So the bear was fucking awesome. And Robert Townsend is fucking
- 1:18:49amazing as how it's like. I still fucking love that man.
- 1:18:52Yeah. What was it of that one show,
- 1:18:58Even the show that he was on? Parenthood, Yeah.
- 1:19:04On the WB, Yep, back then. Like not many people like when
- 1:19:09do you fucking look at think back at TB dad.
- 1:19:12Not many people like remember him, but I'm just like, hell
- 1:19:14yeah, he was one of the best. Yeah, he don't they they was
- 1:19:17there credit they don't get. Credit and it's like he was
- 1:19:20that's why because it was on the game.
- 1:19:22Yeah, true. Yeah, true.
- 1:19:25He. Was he was there?
- 1:19:26He was in that fucking moment with them.
- 1:19:28Yeah. So yeah, let us know.
- 1:19:32And your first comic book movie you ever watched as well as TV
- 1:19:37show? And also, what's that one song
- 1:19:40that make you say, Yep, that's the 90s?
- 1:19:43Was it Bittersweet Symphony, Barbie Girl, no diggity dump
- 1:19:48dumping. You know that one song I get
- 1:19:50knocked down but you know, I get up again.
- 1:19:53The song for every chaotic house party.
- 1:19:56What is that one song that make you say yes, Those are the 90s
- 1:20:00songs. That's that's it right there.
- 1:20:02Tell us in the comments or tag us in your throwback playlist.
- 1:20:05We'll read them next week and rank nostalgia like we're making
- 1:20:07the Now That's What I Call Music Volume 4 lineup.
- 1:20:13And like my yeah, what was mine? What is it?
- 1:20:20Yeah, dump dumping is mine, Barbie.
- 1:20:22Girl, No Diggity, Barenaked Ladies, The One Week, Smash
- 1:20:31Mouth, The Shrek Song. Yeah, that one.
- 1:20:35Of course that's. 90s. Definitely 90s.
- 1:20:40What's yours my? I would say Motown feeling boys
- 1:20:46to me. Oh fuck yeah.
- 1:20:49Of course. Very good.
- 1:20:51Oh yeah. All right.
- 1:20:58Hell yeah. Dude, you ready to go?
- 1:20:59Good. Yeah, it's good all.
- 1:21:03Right and now. And now it's time to dance like
- 1:21:06an Alec Mcveal baby every time hooked on a Feeling comes on in
- 1:21:10the public and pretend let's not just muscle memory.
- 1:21:14Take a deep. Breath, you're about to hit the
- 1:21:15second. Chorus of I will always love you
- 1:21:18like a still side A on the bodyguard cassette.
- 1:21:24We just dropped more nostalgia than your favorite.
- 1:21:26Show that got cancelled too early hashtag justice for Erie,
- 1:21:30Indiana yes Firefly deserved better whether you were cracking
- 1:21:35every question on where in the world is Carmen San Diego just
- 1:21:38to impress your parents Hey I got it right mom I got it right
- 1:21:42like really yeah and that's when.
- 1:21:46I knew, my mom thought. I was stupid.
- 1:21:51Like what do you mean? Like I I don't know any of.
- 1:21:53This stuff. What?
- 1:21:55What do you mean? You think I didn't know any of
- 1:21:57this stuff? I don't.
- 1:21:59I saw the repeat or the rerun earlier.
- 1:22:02Like you know, the premiere earlier and this is the rerun.
- 1:22:05But still, like I answered it right.
- 1:22:06I remember stuff and I still do. And, you know, singing acapella,
- 1:22:14boom boom. Of speed learning one week.
- 1:22:18By bare naked ladies like it unlocked a bonus level and
- 1:22:23audition for double dare in your living room with putting a bike
- 1:22:26helmet and your cousin as backup.
- 1:22:28Who did that? Come on, tell.
- 1:22:29Us who did that? Did you guys do that?
- 1:22:33Because if you. Did you belong here?
- 1:22:35At my third place, we don't just grow up, we power up.
- 1:22:38We get with Game Genie codes, cherry sensitive razors that
- 1:22:41always smell like burned rubber, and Kool-aid burst frozen solid
- 1:22:44like it was the last summer before Y2K.
- 1:22:47We are the ones who treated pop up video episodes like Sacred
- 1:22:50Scrolls Burn CD mixes with Aaliyah, Fat Boy Slim, Vitamin C
- 1:22:55and that one Space Jam track that still slaps.
- 1:23:00Which one I hit? Him high, hit him high, Hit him
- 1:23:04high. You hit him low, hit him low.
- 1:23:09Yeah. Yeah, hello, cool J fucking
- 1:23:13Busta. Rhymes.
- 1:23:15Who was it? The All the All Stars?
- 1:23:20Yeah. Oh, I'm.
- 1:23:22Trying to remember that. Was it Method Man I?
- 1:23:28Think it was method so in there. Somewhere in there, yeah.
- 1:23:34But it's like Busta Rhymes comes on.
- 1:23:36At the very end, it's like, right.
- 1:23:38I'm like, Oh my God, they're going off.
- 1:23:43Hell yeah. It was like, it was like the
- 1:23:50second from space, the second Space Jam fucking track.
- 1:23:54You know, the space. The second Space Jam song.
- 1:23:56The first one was I believe I can fly.
- 1:23:58This one was I hit him high, hit him high.
- 1:24:00You hit him low, hit him low. Yeah.
- 1:24:01And I'm just like, I remember this song.
- 1:24:03Hell yeah, we are the ones that reset a Tamagotchi made class
- 1:24:07without getting caught and decorated traffic keepers like
- 1:24:09they were mood boards for your soul.
- 1:24:11So when flash. So when life flashes that Game
- 1:24:14over screen, punch in the MPV cheat code and come back for
- 1:24:17comic halls that smell like spinner racks.
- 1:24:20Video game debates that end in Mario Kart vendettas Music video
- 1:24:24Deep dive from the box to Rhapsody.
- 1:24:26The Basement Burn CDs with AIM lyrics scribbled in the liner
- 1:24:30notes. Smash that follow button like
- 1:24:33you just beat Battle Toast without a Game Genie, and tag
- 1:24:35that one friend who still swears Aaron Hall was better than R
- 1:24:39Kelly vocally, spiritually and morally.
- 1:24:42That's great, Sir. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:24:44Yeah. You think so too?
- 1:24:46Yeah. I fucked with Aaron Hall.
- 1:24:52Aaron. I don't like the fact that I
- 1:24:53still remember. Aaron Hall.
- 1:24:56Shit, you remove me, Aaron, baby.
- 1:25:00Aaron. Aaron.
- 1:25:02Hall missed out. Man, I'm just saying you deserve
- 1:25:06better. We keep it 100 like a rewound
- 1:25:09Goosebumps VHS at Capri, Sun pouch stabbed clean through the
- 1:25:13back and the Lisa Frank lunchbox filled with Dunkaroos and
- 1:25:16forbidden pogs catches an IG. Tick tock threads blue.
- 1:25:20Sky are calls on your friend's landline like it's 1994 and the
- 1:25:23phone course stretch across the kitchen.
- 1:25:25Admit it, you did. That too, Yeah, yeah.
- 1:25:29Drop. Your favorite comic?
- 1:25:30Book, movie into one song that instantly throws you back to the
- 1:25:3290s. We'll shout you out in the next
- 1:25:34live. Until next time, stay fresh,
- 1:25:36stay reckless, and never trust anyone who says they've never
- 1:25:39belted out. Man, I feel like a woman.
- 1:25:45Like it was a national anthem. Fat, fat, fat.
- 1:25:54I don't know the fucking rest of the song, but I do know that one
- 1:25:57part, man. I feel like a woman.
- 1:26:02He's over it, he's over it, he's done.
- 1:26:08I love it. I love it.
- 1:26:10Let's go, girls. Greg, thanks for writing Shotgun
- 1:26:18Through All. The views just tinted pixel
- 1:26:19punch chaos. And to the rest of y'all vibing
- 1:26:21with us, this is my third place podcast where community,
- 1:26:26creativity and just the right amount of locker room chaos
- 1:26:29always collide. Later brother.
- 1:26:38Oh that don't impress me much. Oh shit.
- 1:26:45Shania. Twain, man Shania Twain that.
- 1:26:46Is all on fucking should be. We be worried, We should be
- 1:26:51worried. We should be worried if our
- 1:26:54girls are singing Shania Twain, we should be worried.
- 1:26:57Oh shit, that don't impress her much.
- 1:27:04Damn. All right, man.
- 1:27:08I'll see you. I'll see you next time.
- 1:27:11You guys have a great night. Enjoy, have fun, have a great
- 1:27:14weekend. And I'm gonna go count some
- 1:27:17Pokémon cards. Talk to you all later.
- 1:27:22Take care.