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Hour 2: The fight in Iran is strengthening. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: It's more of Mark Mark Simon on seven ten war.
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  Speaker 2: Lay is Friday and Tomorrow daylight saving time after midnight,
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  Speaker 2: and I remember, you lose an hour asleep tomorrow night
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  Speaker 2: if you lose an hour, but it's worth it because
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  Speaker 2: then starting Sunday, it's light out until six thirty six
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  Speaker 2: forty every night. Spring is only two weeks away. Two
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  Speaker 2: weeks from now, next week's going to be in the sixties,
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  Speaker 2: so that's kind of like spring. Then you get just
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  Speaker 2: one more week and then it is spring. President Trump,
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  Speaker 2: when it comes to Iran, no deal, no deal, the
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  Speaker 2: deal is total surrender. He talked about it yesterday and.
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  Speaker 3: Once again calling on all members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard,
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  Speaker 3: the military, and the police to lay down their arms.
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  Speaker 3: Are only going to be killed.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and we'll see what happens. Oil prices.
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  Speaker 3: Their action to reduce pressure on oil is eminent, and
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  Speaker 3: the oil seems to have pretty much stableized. We had
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  Speaker 3: it very low. I had to take this little detour.
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  Speaker 3: If it's okay with everybody, Scott, it's okay with you,
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  Speaker 3: Scott's someone has to put up with it.
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  Speaker 2: He said, you have to do this now. I said,
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  Speaker 2: I have to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Scott, right, but it's been very strong and everybody, including Scott,
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  Speaker 3: everybody feels we had really no choice. It was gonna
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  Speaker 3: they're going to hit us if we didn't hit them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Not a spike in oil. It's a spike. It's
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  Speaker 2: a spike. It's temporary, and there are steps that can take.
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  Speaker 2: They can release oil out of the strategic reserve, things
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  Speaker 2: like that to bring down the price.
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  Speaker 3: But they're tough and they want to fight. Yeah, Ran,
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  Speaker 3: But they're tough and they want to fight, and they're calling.
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  Speaker 3: They're saying, how do we make a deal. I said,
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  Speaker 3: you're being a little bit late, and we want to
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  Speaker 3: fight now more than they do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they won many many of those Iranian leaders trying
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  Speaker 2: to make a deal, not all of them. The President
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  Speaker 2: said he wants to have some say and who the
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  Speaker 2: new leader is, who we choose. They did have a
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  Speaker 2: list of some people that they would have found acceptable.
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  Speaker 2: They believe some of them were killed in all of this,
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  Speaker 2: but they'll come up with a name.
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  Speaker 3: We have the greatest military anywhere in the world. Their
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  Speaker 3: navy is gone twenty four ships in three days. That's
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  Speaker 3: a lot of ships. They're anti aircraft weapons are gone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have eliminated, entirely eliminated the Iranian Navy, the
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  Speaker 2: Iranian Air Force is gone, and as far as offensive capabilities,
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  Speaker 2: the ability to launch drones missiles, it's down ninety percent.
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  Speaker 2: Actually that was earlier this morning. It's probably ninety two
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  Speaker 2: percent by now, so they're pretty much unable to do anything.
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  Speaker 2: At this point.
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  Speaker 3: The United States military, together with the wonderful Israeli partners,
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  Speaker 3: continues to totally demolish the enemy, far ahead of schedule.
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  Speaker 2: All right, things are going well, it's day seven. It's
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  Speaker 2: only day seven, so imagine a week from now. This
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  Speaker 2: could be over in a week, two weeks, three weeks.
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  Speaker 2: They originally said four weeks, but it could be over
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  Speaker 2: very soon anyway. Hey, as I said, it's a spring
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  Speaker 2: in two weeks. Look at this, I'm getting Easter ads already.
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  Speaker 2: Here's one from a restaurant Easter dinner. Here's one Easter sale,
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  Speaker 2: so it's practically Easter already. That's good. Hey, remember talking
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  Speaker 2: yesterday about these fringe characters. They used to be mainstream,
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  Speaker 2: but Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, Candae Owens, they're just tossed
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  Speaker 2: out of whatever they were doing, fired from their networks
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  Speaker 2: off the air. So they start doing the show from
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  Speaker 2: home and their pajamas, and then they start spending money
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  Speaker 2: on it. They build a set in their house, they
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  Speaker 2: get some fancy cameras, and they start trying to distribute it.
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  Speaker 2: But they're just fringe characters. They're not really employed anywhere,
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  Speaker 2: and the only way they get any attention is to
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  Speaker 2: go nuts and say nutty things and attack President Trump
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  Speaker 2: and do all of that. And Tucker's been one of
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  Speaker 2: the worst. He's been sounding very very very offensive, anti semitic,
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  Speaker 2: totally anti Trump. Well, finally yesterday President Trump denounced him
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  Speaker 2: and cut him off. Finally, today Trump officially cut Tucker
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  Speaker 2: Carl some loose from his movement and said he big letters.
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  Speaker 2: He's not Maga. Tucker has lost his way. Told this
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  Speaker 2: to ABC News to Jonathan Carl I knew it a
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  Speaker 2: long time ago. He's not Maga. Maga is saving our country,
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  Speaker 2: Maga is making our country grade. Tucker is none of
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  Speaker 2: the things that we are. Tucker is really not smart
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  Speaker 2: enough to understand that. Well, he's pretty smart. He's just
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  Speaker 2: lost his way. And they again, they're going crazy. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you're on a big network, You're getting millions and millions
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  Speaker 2: of yours. You're fired, you're gone, it's over. Then you're
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  Speaker 2: at home getting thousands of viewers. So how do you
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  Speaker 2: get back to millions. Well, you try to get crazy.
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  Speaker 2: You say something crazy, and all of a sudden, all
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  Speaker 2: the fake news picks it up and your name is
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  Speaker 2: being quoted and they're talking about what you said. So
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  Speaker 2: it's like a drug. You get addicted. So you do
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  Speaker 2: it again the next day and the next day. He
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  Speaker 2: keep saying crazier things, trying to get attention, but President
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  Speaker 2: Trump making it clear Tucker has nothing to do with him,
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  Speaker 2: or MAGA or anything.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Tucker Carlson was asked to respond. He said, quote, there
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  Speaker 2: are times they get annoyed with Trump right now, definitely included.
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  Speaker 2: But I'll always love him no matter what he says
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  Speaker 2: about me. All right, well that's pretty gracious, But just
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  Speaker 2: remember when it comes to Tucker Carlton, Megan, Kelly, Candaso,
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  Speaker 2: on whoever else joins that crazy lunatic fringe. Tune them out.
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  Speaker 2: Just ignore them. It's like the new Alex Jones, that
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  Speaker 2: the new QAnon or whatever they are. Just ignore them.
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  Speaker 2: They're just internet fringe characters. Now. Hey, after Iran what
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  Speaker 2: could be next Cuba President's already talking about it. Cuba
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  Speaker 2: is going to fall too. Now that doesn't mean we're
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  Speaker 2: going to war with Cuba, but as the President points out,
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  Speaker 2: we cut off their oil, we cut off their money,
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  Speaker 2: cut off everything coming in from Venezuela, which for them
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  Speaker 2: was the sole source for a lot of things. And
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  Speaker 2: Cuba wants to make a deal, and they're working on
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  Speaker 2: this behind the scenes. They're already back channel shading on this.
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  Speaker 2: There'll be no more money, oil, or anything going to Cuba, zero,
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  Speaker 2: he wrote on truth Social I strongly suggest they make
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  Speaker 2: a deal before it's too late. Now, when a guy
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  Speaker 2: says you better make a deal or else, well, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. But after watching what happened in Iran,
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  Speaker 2: that's a little different. He says you better make a
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  Speaker 2: deal or else. And just saw what happened in Iran,
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  Speaker 2: So expect something to happen in Cuba. Within a couple
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  Speaker 2: of months, will have liberated Iran. You'll have hopefully a
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  Speaker 2: decent leader in there, and Iran is no longer the
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  Speaker 2: big threat to Israel, to US, to the Middle East.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be amazing break then imagine if he liberates Cuba
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  Speaker 2: and it's not communist anymore. Now here's one of the
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  Speaker 2: left wing. The Democrats are so upset about Iran because
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  Speaker 2: you look at the past and you say, well, for
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  Speaker 2: twenty third, all everybody on the left, all the Democrats,
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  Speaker 2: have said we've got to get rid of Ayatola. They've
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  Speaker 2: all said we got to liberate Iran. Why they're so
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  Speaker 2: upset because they realize if this is pulled off, and
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  Speaker 2: it looks like it could be. If this is pulled off,
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  Speaker 2: president Trump looks like the greatest foreign policy president in
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  Speaker 2: our lifetime. Also, this is the other reason they're very upset.
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  Speaker 2: It's the greatest thing to ever happened for Israel. It
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  Speaker 2: eliminates Israel's biggest threat. Remember it's Iran that was behind
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  Speaker 2: October seventh. It was a Ran that funds Hamas and
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  Speaker 2: Hezbala and hoodies and all that stuff. So you get
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  Speaker 2: rid of Iran, Israel is suddenly a thousand times safer.
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  Speaker 2: It's the best thing that ever happened to Israel. And
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  Speaker 2: the left does not like that. So imagine he'll he'll
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  Speaker 2: have Iran cleaned up within weeks, long before the mid terms.
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  Speaker 2: And that's a lot of things are based on the
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  Speaker 2: midterm elections. It's in the fall. You still got months
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  Speaker 2: and months and months, which that's a lifetime in politics.
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  Speaker 2: That's one reason the Christynome firing and the appointment of
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  Speaker 2: Mark Wayne Mullen. They don't want those hearings taking place
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  Speaker 2: anywhere near the midterms because the hearings will get ugly,
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  Speaker 2: they'll be all kinds of attacks on the present. So
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  Speaker 2: they want that out of the way, done, finished before
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  Speaker 2: the midterms, and then like Iran, all finished and cleaned
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  Speaker 2: up within a month or two and then has The
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  Speaker 2: only effect that has in the midterm is he looks
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  Speaker 2: like a foreign policy genius for pulling it off. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the oscars are March fifteenth.
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  Speaker 4: What's that?
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  Speaker 2: A week from Sunday. That's a week from Sunday. Week
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  Speaker 2: from Sunday. The Oscars. You know, it's not such a
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  Speaker 2: big deal anymore. The oscars used to be a really
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  Speaker 2: big deal. Sixty million, eighty million, hundreds of millions, a
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  Speaker 2: billion people all over the world watching the Oscars. It's
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  Speaker 2: not such a big deal anymore. They're lucky if they
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  Speaker 2: get to twenty million viewers. So they're trying to think
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  Speaker 2: of something to get some big publicity, and I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: at stuff leaking out of there. The Academy wants Barbara
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  Speaker 2: streisand to perform on the show. I know it's just
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  Speaker 2: probably the Academy. They're all these old, crusty, old Hollywood people,
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  Speaker 2: you know. I hate to break it to you. God
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  Speaker 2: bless her. She's an incredible, unbelievable singer. But I hate
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  Speaker 2: to break it to You're like, seventy five percent of
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  Speaker 2: the world doesn't know who the hell she is anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Barbara streisand what is she eighty five? I hate to
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  Speaker 2: break it to you, but I don't want get all upset.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, go down the hall here to Zee
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  Speaker 2: one hundred great the greatest DJs and contemporary music are
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  Speaker 2: down there, but they're in their twenties. You know, if
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  Speaker 2: you walk down there with Barbara Streisan, they think it's
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  Speaker 2: your mother. They don't know who it is. You brought down,
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  Speaker 2: have no idea who it is. But on the other hand,
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  Speaker 2: who's big down there, Like you say the Weekend or
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  Speaker 2: Bruno Mars comes over to see you. You might not
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  Speaker 2: know who he is. You might say, Bruno Mars, I
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  Speaker 2: heard the name. I don't, so I don't think Straishan's
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  Speaker 2: going to help them, and now they wanted the idea
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  Speaker 2: is out. You know, the publicist for the Oscars is
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  Speaker 2: also her publicist, so that helps make the deal. Robert Redford,
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  Speaker 2: of course passed away. He's going to be one of
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  Speaker 2: the big names in memoriam and the tribute, so they'd
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  Speaker 2: like her to sing her immortal hit, The Way We Were.
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  Speaker 2: They think this will be a powerful moment in memory
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  Speaker 2: of Robert Redford. She comes out live and sings the
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  Speaker 2: Way We Were. But again, sixty five percent of the
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  Speaker 2: audience isn't going to know what the hell this song is.
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  Speaker 2: They barely know who Robert Redford is. I mean, I've
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  Speaker 2: just been realistic here, So I don't know if they'll
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  Speaker 2: pull this off, but look for that possibly to happen. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: you know, all we heard about is the Clintons and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein and they were on this trip where that's
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  Speaker 2: where the photo in the hot tub, the photos in
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  Speaker 2: the pool with these women and Bill Clinton testifying well
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  Speaker 2: I didn't did you actually have any sexual activities? No, No,
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  Speaker 2: I'd only met him a couple of Well, now here's
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  Speaker 2: the actual These are the details of the trip. It
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  Speaker 2: was two thousand and two. They were going to Asia
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  Speaker 2: Clinton Road on Jeffrey Epstein's plane. Was him in Gallaine.
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  Speaker 2: Maxwell the snapshot in the hot water, the hot tub
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  Speaker 2: that they first stopped. Well, actually they went to Brunei.
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  Speaker 2: You remember the Sultan of Brunei. I guess they went
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  Speaker 2: to see him. They went to Brunei and they stayed
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  Speaker 2: in the Emperor Suite of the Empire Hotel in Brunei.
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  Speaker 2: A twenty thousand dollars a night. This is twenty years ago,
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  Speaker 2: so it's like a forty thousand dollars a night now.
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  Speaker 2: They stayed in this palatial suite in this in the
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  Speaker 2: suite and private suite. That's where the pool was, That's
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  Speaker 2: where the hot tub was, That's where the jacuzzi was.
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  Speaker 2: So it was not like a public thing. This was
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  Speaker 2: all in private. According to flight logs, Clinton's travel, it
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  Speaker 2: was actually Bill Clinton, not Hillary, traveled on the Lolita Express,
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  Speaker 2: the private jet to Brunei, Epstein, Maxwell and an associate
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  Speaker 2: named Sarah Kellen on board. They picked up Clinton in
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  Speaker 2: Japan where he waited at a naval air base. They
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  Speaker 2: picked him up and he brought with him Doug Band.
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  Speaker 2: Doug Band, now the guy that formed TENEO, but back
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  Speaker 2: then was his chief advisor. Some used to say his
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  Speaker 2: bag man Doug Band and a guy named Mike, and
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  Speaker 2: two women whose names were listed as Janice and Jessica.
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  Speaker 2: These two women were brought along by the Clinton party
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  Speaker 2: on the trip. First stop was in Hong Kong for
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  Speaker 2: a night of whatever. They had some fun in Hong Kong,
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  Speaker 2: and then it was two nights in Brunei. Clinton played
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  Speaker 2: golf and had dinner with the Sultan of Brunei, a
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  Speaker 2: creep who's also been accused of sex parties and underage girls.
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  Speaker 2: How do you like that? And the sultan donated about
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  Speaker 2: five million to the Clinton Presidential Library. So I guess
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  Speaker 2: that's why Epstein wanted Clinton to go, because he can
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  Speaker 2: bring the Sultan and Brunei to dinner. Clinton denied knowing
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  Speaker 2: who the woman was in the pool with him. You see,
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  Speaker 2: now this is important because if it was in a
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  Speaker 2: hotel and you're in a pool, there's a woman there
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  Speaker 2: with you, and you said I didn't know the woman.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who she is. Now you're thinking, well,
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  Speaker 2: it's the hotel pool. If you go the pool in
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  Speaker 2: the hotel, there could be a lot of people there,
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  Speaker 2: you don't know who they are. But now it turns
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  Speaker 2: out it's not the hotel pool, it's the pool in
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  Speaker 2: your private room, in your suite. So if she's in
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  Speaker 2: your suite with you, I would think you know who
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  Speaker 2: the woman is. I would think you could find out
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  Speaker 2: who was in your suite with you. So when he
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  Speaker 2: says he doesn't know, I don't think I'm buying that anyway.
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  Speaker 2: We'll take some calls next eight hundred Hey, last time
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  Speaker 2: we took calls went a weird up of callers. Let's
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  Speaker 2: get some good callers this time. All of our our
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  Speaker 2: loyal regulars all over the country call me one eight
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 5: Now back to the Mark Simon Show on woor.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, we'll take some calls. So I got a nice
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  Speaker 2: letter here from the Queen's Village Republican Club having their
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  Speaker 2: big Lincoln Dinner. The letter goes, as we'd like to
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  Speaker 2: invite you to be our honored celebrity guests we'll have.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be joining Curtis Leewa, Bruce Blakeman. Laura Lloyd said,
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  Speaker 2: the invitation looks great, and I think maybe I'll go to this.
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  Speaker 2: Let me see when is it? And then I look
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  Speaker 2: Sunday March first? Was it that last week? Well? The
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  Speaker 2: problem is it came through the mail. That's the US
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  Speaker 2: mail for you. It takes forever now the post office.
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  Speaker 2: Actually we don't get much mail. Everything's email now. And
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  Speaker 2: what's how often I get a package or a letter here?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe once a month maybe maybe? And who knows where
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  Speaker 2: it goes here at the enormous iHeart complex before it
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  Speaker 2: actually gets to me. Anyway, Let's take some calls. Let's
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  Speaker 2: go to John and Florida. John, how you doing?
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  Speaker 6: Come on in man, Mark. I wish these companies would
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  Speaker 6: work with Trump right now. The oil companies, all these
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  Speaker 6: others running with detail between their legs. Let's face it,
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  Speaker 6: if they take out the House and the Senate in
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  Speaker 6: the mid time, they're going to be in a for
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  Speaker 6: a rut awakening. They need to cooperate with.
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  Speaker 2: Trump, right Yeah, it's not just the oil companies, the
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  Speaker 2: government too, government taxes. In fact, one of the things
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  Speaker 2: they could do right now to get the prices back
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  Speaker 2: to normal is just and Trump has talked about this
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  Speaker 2: a gas tax holiday, just drop the gas taxes for
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  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks. Democrats refuse. They won't do it,
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  Speaker 2: not gonna do it. Let's go to uh, let's go
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  Speaker 2: to Dave in Chicago. Dave, how you.
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  Speaker 7: Doing, good morning, Mark. I'm doing very well. Thank you, Mark.
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  Speaker 7: I cannot understand why college campuses are protesting Operation Epic Fury.
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  Speaker 7: They should be listening to you on wor watching Fox
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  Speaker 7: News Newsmax. Is that possible that these professors and students
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  Speaker 7: have been brainwashed?
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  Speaker 2: It's not only possible, it's exactly what happened. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think you can see any college professors listening or watching
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  Speaker 2: Fox News or Newsmax. I don't think their head would
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  Speaker 2: explode if they did. They've all got MSNBC on getting
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  Speaker 2: brainwashed by that. They all got CNN on while it's
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  Speaker 2: still there, watching that now. And I don't think they
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  Speaker 2: even stopped to think you're protesting the death of a
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  Speaker 2: man who murdered protesters for protesting. He spent the last
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  Speaker 2: forty years murdering protesters who protested. Last month, he killed
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  Speaker 2: thirty thousand protesters for protesting, and you're protesting his death.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Linda in Long Island. Linda, how you doing?
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  Speaker 5: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: You got to do it right, it's how are you?
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  Speaker 2: It's deep, it's not high.
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  Speaker 5: I have to practice.
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  Speaker 2: You have to practice. It's the official mar Alago greeting.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 5: I love that. I love when you do that. Okay, quickly,
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  Speaker 5: the interest rate. Now, when they're talking about the value
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  Speaker 5: of our money, they keep saying it's going down. So
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  Speaker 5: it doesn't help help to have more money. They have
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  Speaker 5: to raise the interest rate. Now we have the situation.
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  Speaker 5: I've heard some economists say we should.
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  Speaker 2: Actually we had John Tarney on Last Hour, the most
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  Speaker 2: brilliant guy on the economy on interest rates. He was brilliant.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm listening to you, I don't know what the
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: hell you talking. What are you saying? What a contrast?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Huh Steve? How about Steve Moore?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Brilliant?
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: He is brilliant?
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: He you grief.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: We should not mall with the interest rate. The valuable
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: money is going down. We're naked.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I think you should find another subject. You don't sound
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: good as an economist.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: I'm bears an imitator.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, no, you're good at Where are you in
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Long Island?
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sorry about that.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I know you try to that question.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Now, where do you live? You live in Long Island?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Where do you live in Long Island?
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: No, no, I can't tell you. You keep trying to get here.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: What are you in the future. I don't worry. Nobody's
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: coming over. Okay, well you see if I can figure
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: where you live, I think Rockville Center.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: You forgot, you forgot right?
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: All right? Well, nice woman, Linda, thanks for calling. Let's
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: go to Let's go to Robert in Westchester. Robert, how
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: you doing.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Mark, and thanks for taking my call. For
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: those Democrats that are ringing their hands about Nome, the
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: last administration had three buttes Garland, Majorcus, and Ray that
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: hurt our nation beyond repair. In fact, President Trump is
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: doing his utmost best to bring it back to now.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: A very good point. That was the worst cabinet ever assembled.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: In fact, in business school they should teach that, you know,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: as an example of the worst, the worst staffing ever
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: in the history of the world. That was the dumbest
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: cabinet cabinet ever assembled. From Buddha Jeedge to Majorcas to
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: and sleazy dirty Merrick Garland, that kind of stuff. Let's
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: go to Rich and Myrtle Beach.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Rich.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: How you doing, Hey?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Thanks Mark. You know, firstly, if I got to my point,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: if Joan Powell was doing what he was supposed to
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: be doing the last eight and nine months, we were
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: hampered this problem, wouldn't we wouldn't be in this mess.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: You know. The funny thing is Trump is liberating the
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: two most of pressed groups in the world and Iran
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: women and gays, and those are the two biggest voting
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: blocks for the Democrats, and they're all too stupid even
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: realized what he's doing them.
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Good point. Also, it's pretty clear now that the Democrats
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: have lost one million voters as a result Iranian Americans,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: one million of them no longer going to vote for
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: the Democratic Party. This is their dream, the liberation of Iran.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: There's a huge Iranian population just here and speaking of
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Long Island, Sand's Point, Great Neck, a lot of Persian
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: residents and they are thrilled at the liberation of Iran.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: So when they watch Democrats, it says, if Democrats want
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: to want the want the Iola like revived and put
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: back in power, they actually almost are for that. It's
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: it's going to cost them a lot of voters. And
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: when we come back, Oh, Jackie Martlin will be with us. Now,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: this is going to be interesting. Jackie Martlin is all
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: through the Epstein files. Nothing bad, nothing bad, all good stuff.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Apparently Epstein was a real starstruck fan when it came
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: to comedians. But well, well I ask him, he'll tell
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: us what it was like to meet Epstein or have
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: these dinner He would have these dinners with all these comedians.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: But we'll get to that coming up on seven to
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: ten WR Mark the Moons on WR. Well, Hey, Jackie Martlin,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Jackie the joke Man, the great comedian. By the way,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: if you're in Long Island tonight, he'll be at McGuire's
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Comedy Club, Bohemia, Long Island and millions of Jokes. Also
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: does a Q and A afterwards. That's tonight at seven point thirty.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: We got a lot of listeners in Florida. He'll be there.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: April eighteenth, ben to Reno's Estero, Florida, and he's with
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: us right now. Jackie Martling, how you doing.
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm doing good. Mark. Everything is fine. It looks
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: like the rain might stop within the next couple of weeks.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: So that's exciting, you know, stops already. Hey, I got
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: to ask you.
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: Something, and you're gonna ask me anything, all right.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I'm going through the Epstein files. Apparently Epstein, you're in there.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Nothing bad, nothing bad. But apparently this guy was a
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: huge fan of yours.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: What you know.
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  Speaker 8: He was on my joke Land email list, and every
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: month I used to send ten or fifteen pages of
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: filthy jokes to about twenty five thousand people. So these
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: pro guys that are going through the Epstein files, I
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: guess every once in a while, I'm going to hit
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: on this oasis of ten pages of filthy joke. So
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: I up. They're enjoying themselves, but they.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Tell us about He apparently was a huge fan of
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: comedians you and Gilbert Godfried, a lot of Nick Depauloo.
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: No, he'd liked comics, but he loved jokes, like a
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: lot of smart people love jokes, especially dirty jokes. I
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: know if dere would tell you, Albert Einstein's favorite joke
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: is a true story Albert Einstein. I heard this from
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: a guy whose grandfather was good friends with Albert Einstein,
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: and because he was a famous canter at the turn
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: of the century. He said, Albert Einstein's favorite joke was
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: my penis isn't that long? But I love every foot
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: of it. How great is that? I love the fact
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: that they loved dirty jokes. You know, everybody loves them.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, but tell about tell us about Epstein. Though you
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: go to his house, he had these big dinners with
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: the comedians or lunch.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: I went to one dinner there with the guys, and
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: it was just great. This is long before yeah, long
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: before anything was going on. You know, it was like
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: April of twenty fifteen, so nobody really knew anything about him. Hey,
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: I'm a comedian. A free dinner with a bunch of
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: other comedians. You know, you couldn't keep me away from that,
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: you know.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: And you know this guy, Bobby Slayton.
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: The comedian, he's a dear friend.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, apparently he is. Epstein was a huge fan of his.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Used to give him an apartment whenever he came to
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: New York.
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: And well, you know, no comedian is ever going to
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: turn down a free a free lunch.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: The story about a famous I'm not going to say
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: it was, but a very famous you know, singer, composer, songwriter,
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: and they said they would, thinking they're using one of
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: his songs the movie. And there was a really rich guy.
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: So they went to the rich guy's house and the
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: rich guy served them a really incredible meal and it
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: was wonderful, and then they watched the movie and they said, well,
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: what do you think you want to put one of
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: your songs in this movie? He says, you know, I
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: really don't know. I think I need to see it again.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: So they came back the next night and had another
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: huge dinner and then he said no, and his friend said,
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: you never intended on letting the music music? He said no,
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: but man, those.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Dinners were great.
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: That tells the whole story.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: He put it out every star, comedian, celebrity when they're
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: on the road, every town they got some rich guy
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: who's a big fan who takes you out.
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: It never fails, and they are always great people, and
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: you know you cannot lose all. Right on to the jokes.
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: So two girlfriends run into each other. First one says,
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: you should see the guy I'm seeing. He's got a ferrari,
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: a beach house and he's Tampton and he buys the
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: old guys a jewelry. The other girl says, wow, the
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: guy i'm and has an erection. It sticks out so
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: far twelve canaries can perch on it. So then the
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: next week they running each other, and the first girl says,
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: you know, I gotta tell you something I exaggerated last week.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: My guy doesn't have a ferrari, it's a dodge dart,
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: and his beach house is a little house in Leathertown
• 25:18
  Speaker 8: with an inflatable pool. The only thing he's ever given
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: me is a few beers to get me in bed.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: The second girl says, well, I exaggerated a bit too.
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: The twelfth canary has to stand on one foot. It's
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: a class. That's a classic. So a guy, because the bartender,
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: I can't take it. I can't take it. My wife
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: walks around all day and crotchless panties. The bartender is
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: crotchless panties. Ooh, that sounds hot as hell. The guy says, yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: the only problem is they weren't crotchless when she bought them.
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: So three nuns, here you go. Three nuns are standing
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: on the street corner when a flasher walks up and
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: he opens up his raincoat. The first nun has a stroke,
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: and the second nun has a stroke, and the third
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: nun doesn't touch him.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I can't say that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: He push again.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Truck.
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: A truck driver goes into a brothel and he hands
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: the man of a thousand bucks. He says, I want
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: you rub with this woman and a baroney sandwich. She says,
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: for thousand dollars, you can have my prettiest girl and
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: surf and turf. He says, look, lady, I ain't horny.
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: I'm homesick. So old lady pushes her card to a
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: gas station. The mechanic says, what's the matter, She's that
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: camped out. He opens the horden. In a few minutes,
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: the car's pouring like a kitten. She says, what's the story.
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: The mechanic says, crab in the carburetor. She says, how
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: often I gotta do that?
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Jackie and worse. Yeah, it's a two weeks till spring.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: You're in Bayville, Long Island. It's right on the beach.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: This must be the best time of year, like you're
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: just getting ready to take advantage of the weather.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: It's the wall, the snow has melted. Another month will
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: be in the water. It's it's just fantastic. A big
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: show tonight out in Bohemia, and then I got the
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: rest of the weekend to hang with the family and
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: you know, starting trying to get the yard put back together.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: After you know, the winter blows everything all over the
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: place and the place is a mess. But now it's
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: going to be beautiful again. I just love it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jackie martinly gonna be at McGuire's comedy club tonight Bohemia,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Long Island, seven point thirty. And then you're going to Florida.
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm going to Florida see an old friend. I'm
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: going up there Stero to work at Venturinos in a
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: sterow I. I never heard of that town before, but
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: I the guy's got a great comedy club down there,
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: so I'm gonna go down and give it a shot.
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: You know, there's nothing like a trip to Florida in
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: the winter. You know, it's always fun.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Was it easy to get people to laugh in Florida
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: or in New York?
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: You know, it's the same people, mark you now, Florida.
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: Florida is just Queen's with palm trees. Hey, so a
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: guy walks in from work AND's a stranger start naked
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: with his wife on the living room floor. The guy says, glory,
• 28:30
  Speaker 8: and what are you doing. She turns to the stranger
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: and says, I told you he was stupid. Ohright, here's
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: one of those questions for you. What would you call
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: a guy with no arms? So a guy London nor hooker.
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: And she's got an incredible set of jugs, big huge hooters.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: He says, Hey, lady, how much to kiss those? She
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: says one hundred bucks, takes somebody the hand, leads them
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: into an alley. She takes the top off. The guy
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: puts his nose down between the bobs, starts nuzzling and nuzzling.
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: He keeps nuzzling. She says, well, he's gonna kiss him
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: or not. He says, I'd love to, lady, but I
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: can't afford it. Now, that's pretty stupid.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I love them though, No, they're great. So hey, everybody,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: also get the documentary. I love that documentary on you.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: It's on Amazon Prime.
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: Right yeah, and one more people are noticing it. You know,
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: I keep getting emails from people and there's a lot
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: of stuff in there. People have no idea about me,
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: which is really fun. You know, and it's great. And
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: out here I've been doing ads for a pot dispensary.
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: It's like, I guess I am never going to grow
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: up Mark.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I guess that's you know, I don't see who's the
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: pot type. But okay, I'm kidding.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: I'm kidding.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: So but what it's this documentary. It's called Joke Man.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: It's on Amazon Prime. You'll love it.
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: So I'd been doing a million of those cameras. Do
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: you do those? Do you do cameos?
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: No?
• 30:09
  Speaker 8: Oh, well you don't need the money. But you know,
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: I don't even need I just love doing them because
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: I sit there and do five minutes worth of jokes.
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: It's like a warm up for anything, you know, and
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: I get paid for doing it. And you know, people say, oh,
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: my mother, you know, she loves potty jokes and she
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: hates my father and they live in Florida. And I
• 30:28
  Speaker 8: just go down the list and do ten jokes about
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: those topics or whatever they want, you know, and I
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: get tips and I get good write ups. You know,
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: it's it's made for an idiot like me. You know,
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: all these jokes are sitting there going to waste and boom.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: You know, just go to cameo dot com slash Jackie Martling. Hey,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: we just a boy out of time, give us one more.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: So.
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: Two guys are sitting in the barn and a pretty
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: girl walks in. The first guy says, wow, she's an eight.
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: Second guy says at one. Another pretty girl walks in.
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: The first guy says, wow, she's an eight.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Five.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: Second guys as one. Then a really stunner beautiful goal
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: walks in. The first guy says, my god, look at
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: her nine to five. Second guys is maybe at two.
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: First guys, wait there, wait a minute. Those first two
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: girls were really pretty, but this last girl's incredible. How
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: the hell could you give her a two on a
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: one to ten scale. Second guy says, I don't use
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: that old one to ten scale. I use the Budweiser system.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: The first guy says, the Budweiser system. What's that? He says,
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: that's how many Clydesdales had take to rip her off
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: my face. Hey, hello, the boys at Bayville Seafood, they
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: are so excited because it's spring and they're gonna sell
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: so much stuff. And then I'm gonna steal some shrimp
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: out the back door. And it's that simple. I said,
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: I have a great sho.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: You soon, Jackie Martlin. Tonight McGuire's comedy Club Bohemia will
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: be there tonight seven point thirty. Jackie Martlin, thanks for
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: being with us. Take care. Hey, don't forget Bucking Clay
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: at noon today, right after the news. And remember Curtis
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Sleewas starts Monday. This Monday, he'll be joining the morning show.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: It'll be Curtis and Larry every morning six to ten
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: right here on WR starting Monday.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Mister New York Mark Simone on the Voice of New
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: York seven wor.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Well, hey, we're out of time. Don't forget tomorrow night.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: You set your clocks. I had one hour, so you'll
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: lose an hour of sleep, but we'll be on daylight
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: saving time for Sunday. I'll be back on Monday. You know,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: if you can't listen to the show live ten to noon,
• 32:43
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• 32:45
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• 32:46
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• 32:50
  Speaker 2: a podcast listener, there's a bonus segment on the weekend,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: so you'll get an extra show that way. So I'll
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: be back on Monday. It'll be a whole new lineup
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: beginning Monday morning. It's Curtis Sliwa and Larry MENTI, Curtis
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: and Larry H six to ten and then I'll be
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: right after them at ten. I'll talk to you Monday.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Have a great weekend, seven ten wo