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#442 - Ralph Barbosa · The Bootleg Kev Podcast

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  Speaker 1: I'm Ralph Barbosa. Check me out on the Bootleg keV podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, man, we got Ralph Barbosa on the Bootleg
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  Speaker 2: CAV podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, it's very good to see
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  Speaker 2: you're Now we're rolling. Ok Now, we're rolling. I thought
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  Speaker 2: we were kind of rolling already.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm bad at podcasts. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: It's all good. It's all good. Man shout out to Dallas, Dallas, Texas.
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  Speaker 2: His own is here.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, Ralph Barbosa by way of Dallas, Texas in the house.
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  Speaker 2: In the house. Let me ask you a question, like
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  Speaker 2: is it cool like because I know you're, like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you liking the hip hop and shit. You obviously did
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  Speaker 2: some skits on OT's album, and you know, I always
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  Speaker 2: see you hanging out with rappers and ship. But is
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  Speaker 2: it cool to have like like fucking Dallas is kind
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  Speaker 2: of popping, like big ex the plugs fucking lit right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never met him, but yeah, I've never got
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  Speaker 1: to meet him.
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  Speaker 2: Arguably, like two of the like the two popping guys
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  Speaker 2: from Dallas right now nationally and your own you know.
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  Speaker 1: Who, We're so busy, we never run into each other,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how many shows are you doing like a week,
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  Speaker 2: like when you're just like, obviously, I'm sure you got
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  Speaker 2: your main tour. But if like, let's say you're like
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  Speaker 2: at a tour and you're just like, yo, I just
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  Speaker 2: want to pop up on stage and just work some shit.
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  Speaker 1: My main shows are always going to be like the
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  Speaker 1: Friday Saturday, sometimes Thursday Friday Saturday, which would always end
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  Speaker 1: up being like six shows.
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  Speaker 2: Is not always happening always always.
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  Speaker 1: And then like this weekend, I mean this week we
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  Speaker 1: did so today's Wednesday, Tuesday. Last night we did a
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  Speaker 1: college gig at UC Riverside shout out to the students
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  Speaker 1: from there. And then tonight Wednesday and tomorrow we're going
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  Speaker 1: to do two shows a night at the Comedy Store
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  Speaker 1: just to work out some material. So if you are
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  Speaker 1: here to see a good show, you have overpaid because
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going new shit. Yeah, I'll just go out there,
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  Speaker 1: work some shit out, maybe just talk to the crowd
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  Speaker 1: or something. I don't do too much crowd work, but is.
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  Speaker 2: That a thing now, right? Like it's like you almost
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  Speaker 2: like there are certain guys who like are like really
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  Speaker 2: kind of exclusively known for just talking to the crowd. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and like to me, it's cool, but like, is it
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  Speaker 2: is it safe to say that like crowd work, comedians
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  Speaker 2: are frowned upon against like I think in the industry,
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  Speaker 2: if you.
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  Speaker 1: Would, I wouldn't say they're frowned upon. I think it
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  Speaker 1: depends on like the the age of the comedian or
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  Speaker 1: maybe just the comedian themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Like some old head.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like like a traditional like purists, like kind
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  Speaker 1: of like with It's kind of like with hip hop,
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  Speaker 1: remember where a lot of people were hating on like
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  Speaker 1: mumble wrap or or like oh, they don't even have
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  Speaker 1: metaphors anymore. I think it's kind of like that. But
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  Speaker 1: in my in my mind, funny's funny for sure, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. A good show is a good
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  Speaker 1: show no matter what.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I feel like too like nowadays, like because
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  Speaker 2: it was another thing where like, oh, my guy pulled
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  Speaker 2: the label off the diet doctor pepper. You give diet
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  Speaker 2: doctor pepper free love.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'll give them the free love. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I just have this weird thing about peeling labels off
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  Speaker 1: my bottles.
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  Speaker 2: And you have Yeah, do you think like, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: you don't you don't need to lose weight. Why are
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  Speaker 2: you drinking the aspartam, Like.
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  Speaker 1: Why does that pertained the cancer stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in there.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's maybe that's why I drink it. I'm on
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  Speaker 1: my way out the door, bab.
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  Speaker 2: I would understand if you were like a fat guy
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  Speaker 2: or you just prefer diet soda.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, why do people wait until they're fat to start
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  Speaker 1: drinking the diet soda? Maybe this was keeping me from
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  Speaker 1: getting fat? You thought of that bootleg kif.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Don't wait until you get fat
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  Speaker 2: to start eating and drinking the right ship. Like, like,
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  Speaker 2: to be fair, drinking the right ship is not diet soda,
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  Speaker 2: but drink soda.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, I'm diabetic, so I just I'll go with the
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  Speaker 1: diet drinks.
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  Speaker 2: Well that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: And people would like to to be like, you know
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  Speaker 1: those have more sugar than the regular ones.
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  Speaker 2: Well they have more sugar, they just have terrible ship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but because I drink diet coke every day, really and
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  Speaker 2: this ship like this is an energy drink with no sugar, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember if it was one of those, or
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  Speaker 1: maybe it was like that C four one. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like energy drinks.
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  Speaker 2: Four, have you itching?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that Sea four had me.
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  Speaker 2: Like dog seafour, have you tweak and you'll be.
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  Speaker 1: Like I was like Smoky in the chicken coop.
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  Speaker 2: Like, bro, if you drink a seafour, like Ma Hoomie
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  Speaker 2: Sam will drink a Sea four and just sit down
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  Speaker 2: at this computer, and I'm like, bro, I feel like
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  Speaker 2: you're supposed to drink that before you work out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, you need to do something where you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be better.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck that. They sell those like they're a normal energy
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  Speaker 2: drink because they got this. They have the ingredient in
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  Speaker 2: them that like make you itch the pre workout ingredients.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you'll have one and you'll be like, oh shit,
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  Speaker 2: fucking starburst, a.
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  Speaker 1: Starburst that's what. That's what enticed me, that red starburst
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  Speaker 1: K And then they don't have sugar.
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  Speaker 2: And then I feel like a crackhead. Yeah, the ghost
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  Speaker 2: is good. The ghost is just normal caffeine. It's not
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  Speaker 2: like you ain't gonna be fucking tweaked out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm also very anti energy drink, Like, forget the energy bro.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm ready to crash out, I just crash out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care about the priorities, I don't care what's
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  Speaker 1: going on. I'm all wheel power. And if I'm out
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  Speaker 1: of willpower, then I'm out of wheel power.
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  Speaker 2: You could tell I have an energy drink and a coffee,
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  Speaker 2: so my caffeine consumption is getting out of hand.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking heart, It's just about a pop right now.
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  Speaker 2: For sure, it's a problem, it's definitely a problem. But
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  Speaker 2: now we're talking about guys going to say it like,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like another version of the hip hop comparison
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  Speaker 2: would be like guys who get like funny online, like
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  Speaker 2: I guess ge guys, right, but you were saying that
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  Speaker 2: you're like you love Drewsky. Drewsky's fucking hilarious. He's fucking
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  Speaker 2: doing arenas and you know, doing his own version of
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  Speaker 2: whatever comed is.
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  Speaker 1: I used to hate on like a lot of the
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  Speaker 1: really funny like TikTok and Instagram guys. But I think
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  Speaker 1: that I was just hating on them because when I
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  Speaker 1: when I was hating on him, I was a very
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  Speaker 1: unsuccessful up and coming comic. I was just going to
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  Speaker 1: open mics every night and these guys hanging yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, write a joke, right, But even when I
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  Speaker 1: was hating on him, like, I couldn't help but laugh
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  Speaker 1: at them either. Everybody spends time on their phone and
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  Speaker 1: funny's funny, Like I don't know, I can't help it,
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  Speaker 1: Drew Ski, Juicky's on them on a whole other level
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  Speaker 1: to me, Like his kids are fucking hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: They're so like wealth. Did you see the one he
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  Speaker 2: just did with the row Tie Willie where they were like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: people from the South don't don't know when they're being
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  Speaker 2: overly offensive. Some of the scenarios he just sets up
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  Speaker 2: are just like yep, like it's it's the acting that
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  Speaker 2: goes to the shoft to Drew Ski shouts, uh, I
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  Speaker 2: just I got to show love my guy Concrete is
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  Speaker 2: fucking hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just talked to that dude.
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  Speaker 2: He's so funny. And I saw him. I saw him
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  Speaker 2: at Haha Comedy Club like recently, because I never saw
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  Speaker 2: like I know him, like he's been on my show before,
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  Speaker 2: but just off his skits and ship, you know. And
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  Speaker 2: I saw him do stand up because I've been seeing
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  Speaker 2: him do stand up. And I went and saw a
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  Speaker 2: comedy show, uh, and he was on it and.
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  Speaker 1: He was fun Jerry Garcia a lot, bro.
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  Speaker 2: He was so funny, Like his stand up had me dying.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck? I didn't know you
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  Speaker 2: were funny like this, Like you know, I knew you
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  Speaker 2: were about your skits and ship, but.
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  Speaker 1: Never go to New York.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've gone to New York.
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  Speaker 1: You watched like a lot of shows out there.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't been to a comedy show in New York, man,
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  Speaker 2: But you got to hit a comedy show in New York,
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  Speaker 2: like the seller in all those places, seller or even
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  Speaker 2: just like if you get any word on like just
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  Speaker 2: random like like Matn forgot his name.
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  Speaker 1: They run a.
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  Speaker 2: Barbershop show, comedy show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just do it out of this little barbershop.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds fire.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like some.
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  Speaker 2: New York ship. Yeah, do it at the bodega.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like another comedy hip hop comparison. You know,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of New York hip hop was just heavy
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  Speaker 1: on like what the lyrics were the bars? And Man,
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  Speaker 1: New York, the comedy scene in New York will make
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  Speaker 1: you into a better writer, Like you have to get
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  Speaker 1: more creative, you have to, like I don't know, just
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  Speaker 1: like just like how in New York hip hop it's
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  Speaker 1: just like bar after bar, Like the rhymes are quicker
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  Speaker 1: out there, like the jokes are quicker, like.
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  Speaker 2: And you got to kind of have to be because
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  Speaker 2: like you're almost like the way of living there is
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  Speaker 2: so like you have to just be on top of
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  Speaker 2: it in life because because you're around people all the time,
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  Speaker 2: you're on the subway, like you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 2: Like you got to be quick on your toes to
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  Speaker 2: go to the store out there, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Survival mode. For sure, I thought, like I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was kind of bad out here, but I'm afraid to
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  Speaker 1: get like assaulted in New York. I don't think anybody
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  Speaker 1: would help.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, they walk right by here. Yeah, I know
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  Speaker 2: for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I was in the subway like like New York Times Square,
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  Speaker 1: so it's just like packed, like there's hundreds of people
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  Speaker 1: walking around, and there was a man laying face down
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  Speaker 1: on the floor. I don't know if he was dead
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  Speaker 1: or asleep. Everybody just kept going by here. Nobody asked nothing,
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  Speaker 1: bro Like, everybody just kept walking.
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  Speaker 2: So that is the one thing about New York is
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  Speaker 2: everyone minds their fucking business. Like if you were to
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  Speaker 2: get in, if you were to literally get stabbed, people
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  Speaker 2: would just walk by. They would they'd be like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I got to get to work.
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  Speaker 1: I think they were like a video, wasn't there if
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  Speaker 1: some lady getting choked and everybody's just like, no happening.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's like New York is great.
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  Speaker 2: I love it here, but I would never live in
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  Speaker 2: New York. And then it's obviously like the opposite of
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  Speaker 2: being in Texas.
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  Speaker 1: Texas, everybody's looking for a reason to get involved.
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  Speaker 2: You know, everyone wants a reason that used their right. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: god they God damn, I got my fucking thing on me.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I was I was driving. It's like a couple
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  Speaker 1: of years back. I was driving and I felt like
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  Speaker 1: this dude was just trying to kind of like race
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  Speaker 1: with me or something. So we're just, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: speeding on the highway. Meaning this dude he passed me up,
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  Speaker 1: and then I passed him up, and I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was kind of fun. And then this dude pulls up
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  Speaker 1: next to me and he pulls out a gun, and
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  Speaker 1: I guess he's just been trying to stay ahead the
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  Speaker 1: whole time. Maybe he thought I was cutting them all.
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  Speaker 1: He thought, Yeah, I'm like, hey, whatever, fun And this
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  Speaker 1: dudes like, fuck you bitch, can shoot you. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: almost slow white.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, I wasn't white.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody, Texas, don't discriminate everybody's.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's t mad, Yeah, pissed. Shout out to Texas. You're
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  Speaker 2: like a pretty big car guy, right, Like didn't you
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: grew up like kind of like around a body shop
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  Speaker 2: and shit, and like, yeah, that would have been your
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  Speaker 2: first if comedy didn't work out, you'd been fixing cars.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. My dad had a body shop in an Oak Cliff,
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  Speaker 1: which is a neighborhood in Dallas.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to oak Cliff. That's where you other Beezy's from.
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  Speaker 1: Right Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so very very serious area.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Cliff was a pretty serious area.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, my dad had a body shop there. And
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  Speaker 1: so when I was like thirteen fourteen, maybe even like
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  Speaker 1: younger in the summers or just like every now and then,
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  Speaker 1: my dad would take me to work there or I
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  Speaker 1: just get dropped off there.
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  Speaker 2: And like, hey, this is where you're at for today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just sitting there like with paint fumes and
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: there was no like paint booths, so everything was just.
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  Speaker 2: Like then whoever's workings, Like, I guess we're babysitting the
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  Speaker 2: bosses kids today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahretty and it was just like my family, a couple
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  Speaker 1: other dudes with no papers, just watching everybody drink. We
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  Speaker 1: had a basketball hooping there, which is pretty cool. Fire
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  Speaker 1: So it's just standing a lot of cars. Down the
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  Speaker 1: street was the barbershop where I were that also, so
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  Speaker 1: it's like my two little gigs there, like standing cars
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  Speaker 1: or cutting hair. No Cliff and no Cliff, which is
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  Speaker 1: why a lot of people think I'm from there. But
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't technically say I am. I say I got
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  Speaker 1: like some.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're like your crib wasn't there?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, I was on the other side of
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  Speaker 1: the city tracks. Yeah, I was out there in.
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  Speaker 2: Mesquite, which which is a nice area.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's nice to people who live in o Cliff
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  Speaker 1: or like Pleasant Grove, like in ghetto areas. But then
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: when you talk to like people who live in like
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: it's weird because if I talk to like black and
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Hispanic people and they're here from the Ski, they'd be like, oh,
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, you know, from a nice place. And then
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: you tell white people from the Ski and they're just
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: like yea. So it's like there's no winning bro right
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  Speaker 1: in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel about everybody just like moving to Texas.
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  Speaker 1: I I mean, I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking hell of fools. I think Texas had the
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: most like new residents last year, Like were people like
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: just new people move there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really, I don't really care about it, just
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  Speaker 1: because I mean, it happens to big popping.
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  Speaker 2: City, it happens to the best places.
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  Speaker 1: But I moved out to like the country in Texas.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say where exactly because people will be
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  Speaker 1: like asking me and stuff. But I'm like out in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere, tiny tiny little town and people
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  Speaker 1: are starting to move there, and I am kind of like, ah,
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  Speaker 1: the fun there goes the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: It was the neighborhood. A fucking dickhead from California's here.
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  Speaker 1: Not even that like people from the city, like people
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  Speaker 1: from in Dallas. I'm like, bro, stay in the city,
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  Speaker 1: like this is my thing.
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  Speaker 2: When you say, like the country, like what is it, like,
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  Speaker 2: like you got like acres or shit?
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Like what like we got a couple of acres?
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  Speaker 2: Nice? Yeah, any animals.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: My neighbor has horses.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Do you get to ride the horses? Nah?
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: I don't like those horses. Man. One of them escaped
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: and then he came on to like our land, and
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: it was kind of scary because.
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  Speaker 2: To put that horse down if he trespasses it is
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  Speaker 2: Texas staying ground.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm able to, but why would you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to do it, Like.
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  Speaker 2: You have a fucking Yellowstone War happening in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of fucking Dallas with your name.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like afraid of horses, bro, I want to. I
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  Speaker 1: want to like conquer my fear and ride one. When
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, my uncle had one and my
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  Speaker 1: uncle swore to god it was like a good horse.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, can I ride it? And he
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, come touch it. And I got like
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  Speaker 1: close to it and it started doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Like oh, you know that's crazy, and I was just like, fuck,
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: I wrote a horse recently for the first time, and
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: uh it was me and my wife watched Yellowstone and
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  Speaker 3: for her birthday she was like, I'm gonna go ride
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  Speaker 3: a horse.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, bet so I play in a little trip.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: We went and rode horses and palm springs. Then motherfuckers
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: is motherfuckers?
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  Speaker 1: Bro?
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  Speaker 2: Like that's like if you're supposed to be like fully
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: in control, like it's a car but it's not a car.
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  Speaker 2: You're like on this fucking giant mammal that has its
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: own free will. I guess bro.
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  Speaker 1: When I was in New York though, and I went
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: to like Central Park and they do the horse rides,
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  Speaker 1: I felt bad for those horses because they were like
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: really calm and like, no they're broken yeah, And I'm like, bro,
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: where do you go at?
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Like when you're not here night, where you at?
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Where is you?
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: You're in New York City there, so like where's the farm?
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: There is no place for a horse other than this park, Like, yeah,
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: where the fuck did you go?
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Dude? It's crazy because like when they say yeah, I
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: got my horse broken in, it literally means you broke
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: the horse's spirit. Yeah, like you made that like you
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: you you spiritually like psychologically tortured the horse to the
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: point where it'll just do whatever you wanted to do.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: That I feel bad for.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Shout out to New York horses, man, get your life together, all.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: The horses men. Shout to the horse. Hey, fucking Texas
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: got all the big ranches though, you know, but cowboys.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Here's something that I realized too from moving out to
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: the country is like you see all these nice, beautiful
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: horses like on TV or like you see pictures of them,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: and a lot of people in the country have horses,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: but a lot of people in the country aren't wealthy, right,
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: so these horses look like ghetto horse.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Me.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: These horses are little crackheads, like just sucking beat down. Yeah,
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: they're not all muscular and majestic. They're just like, bro,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: when is our owner gonna It's like when you.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Look on TV and there's like the beautiful Golden Retriever
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: rappers got a fucking Frenchy and then you go to
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: like your aunt's house and she got a fucking a
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: half Chihuahuai. She had a pug half pug, fucking just
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: street rat and you're like, Jesus Christ put.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: The little chain on it.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, it's crazy. Like did you
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: grow up going to like any of the like rodeos
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: and ship like or was that a thing.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: When when I was really really small, Yeah, me and
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: my grandpa would go. He dressed me up like a
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: cowboy and stuff, and we'd go watch the horses or
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: like the bullfights and all just pretty fun. But then
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: then I kind of feel bad. As I got older,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: I started thinking about it, they were like electrocute the bulls.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Sometimes somebody somebody got electrocute something.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: You know, you got it makes stun guns for a reason.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, comedy movement.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: It's cool there, man, there's lots of pretty girls at
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: the Hoti feels Yo.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Talk to me like, because i'd heard kind of like
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: you talk a little bit about your pops on other podcasts.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Like he was an entrepreneur. Is it tafe to say? Yeah,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: so he had multiple businesses.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: My dad back in the day was involved in some
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: less than legal activities, right, But I Meandy, it is
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: where he's from. Like, if you want to get out
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: of where you're from, I guess for sure my dad
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: was involved in some less than leego activities.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Is he from Texas?
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Originally he's from Texas. Yeah, he got out of it,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: and then years after he got out of that, he
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: still got caught up. You know what I mean. He
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: did did his time, so had to go sit down. Yeah,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: he has to go through some time for like drug
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: stuff or yeah, drug stuff was it?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Because this is the thing. It's crazy being in CALLI
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: and seeing people go to prison for weed. I know,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: it's a thing. I know there's a lot of people
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: sitting down for marijuana right now. But man, whenever we
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: go to like we went to Texas bro and like
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: OT was like, Uh, you're good in Houston, Like they're
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: not tripping in Houston. But the outskirts of these big
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: cities is where the cops will get you fucked up
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: just for smoking.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I think it always just depends on the cop you
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: happen to written into it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: But what I'm saying like, depending on the area you
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: grew up, like motherfuckers is like really doing real prison
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: time for marijuana and other drugs.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: That sucks too, man, because it's like how people say
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: you were, I mean, as as as anti drug as
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: you are, whoever you are. It's understandable to be anti
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: drug on most drugs, especially if you see somebody who's.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Like heavy on mad tweaked out.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: But when have you ever seen a pothead that bad,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: like somebody who only smokes weed, you know what I'm saying.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Someone whose life depends on it, like someone who's like
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: more like like selling their fucking This is what I
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: say because I always say I would like to try
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: crack before I die. And the reason why I'd like
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: to try crack.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Before the dream. I was on crack last night. Sorry,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: go ahead, crazy your dream.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: But I always would like, man, any drug that'll make
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: a straight man suck dick to get more of it,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: you got to give it a shot one day. I'm
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: not saying I don't want to do it anytime soon.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Do it when there's no dicks within your radius.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: But we know what it's like with Bob Saget God
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: rest is soul said and half baked. No, have you
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: ever seen somebody ever suck some dick for some weed? No?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like if you're not wanting to suck dick
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: for the drug, should not be even a felony.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, if you're not willing to suck dick and
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: cross the you know your sexual orientation boundary for that
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: for to get more of the drug, I think it
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: should be legal. I don't know if people are. People
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: aren't sucking dick for shrooms?
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: No, No, And if you are, I mean that's my choice.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: That's like a that's just like a straight up YOURDC.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: You're probably in a fucking rave like like, oh you
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: got shrooms, I got some head for.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: You, like that that juicy j bar where he's talking
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: about man, how does it go somebody he's fucking with
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: college chicks and then it's like they sucking dick for homework.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Shout out to JUICJ. Man. His fucking his wee trippy
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: main era mixtapes were fucking classic.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm still those are like when I'm fucked
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: up and I'm.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Was a green carpet, Green carpet and then uh, what
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: was the the I'm getting high as fuck?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm getting high as fuck and a double
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: cup I like that?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Was that Wiskelefa?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I think so in Two Chains to Change was on it?
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I like that, Uh my Manchin sitting on forty acres
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: who the neighbors? Kobe Bryant from the Lakers paper.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: That was an era. That was a nice that probably
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: was hitting his Texas too.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did Juice J has always been hitten.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like that era because he was off that lean.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: I mean he always obviously sit with some scissor was always,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: but I feel like he had the double cup ship
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: popping and that was like twenty twelve, twenty thirty.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Mafia in general. Uh, what's that one song Juice Got Weed?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Juice Got Juice Got not for sure, three six for sure?
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Did you ever get just like, did you ever try lean?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I've tried it, but I tried like very little of it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: They gave me, like, so I don't even know if
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I got the full effect of it.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Never tried it. Man, I've had people try to pass me.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: There a couple just take a sip. I'm like, a Nope,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I will not get addicted into golf syrup. Nah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I can see how it's addicted, for for sure. But
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't like how I got drug addicts throughout my family,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: So I'm always very I'm only I've never even taken
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: a pain bill. Nah. Oh, dude, you gotta try.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I just I've only smoked weed. I've done mushrooms. I
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: want to do some other ship like d MT and ship, but.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Then t shit kind of scares me.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: It's it's very intimidating, which why I haven't done yet.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I'm everybody says that, like you see some stuff that
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: will help you get closure, Like this guy. My cousin
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: was telling me about this guy who like his wife
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: passed and I guess for like a year two years,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: he didn't go out, he didn't date. He was just
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: really like depressed and stuff. And when he did that
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: that he saw his wife and that she was basically
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: telling him like it's okay, you know, or like like
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: my buddy, you know. Uh. I guess saw like stuff
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: about his father who has passed. And I don't know
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: if these are actual spirits coming to talk to you
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: or do you just see what you want to see
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: or hear what you want.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: It's like that in the ayahuasca thing, I'm like extremely
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: scared to do. I'm gonna do it, but I just
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: am very like, I don't know what I'm gonna see, bro,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: which was the ayahuasca is the ship where you like
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: you have a shaman and then it lasts like four
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: or six hours or something. It's like you drink it
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: like in the tea. It's like the ship.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Like I could never do that.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I hate tea. Yeah, well how do you hate tea?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I don't like tea.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Love Doctor Pepper, but not Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I like snapples, but that's not really tea.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: It's t ish. You don't drink like like a green tea.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Really, the only time I'll drink tea is if I'm
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: like really sick. It has to be like a hot tea, yeah,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: or like a lot of lemon and honey. Sure, so
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: it doesn't taste like tea anymore.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't like to taste I don't. I don't
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: like to taste the tea. Man, Yeah, I can I
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: get it. He's not you know, you are you like
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: coffee sometimes? Yeah, but you're you're kind of like, uh,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: you know, outside of sod your weakness. Would you say?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it is probably my weakness.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Mine too, man, mind too. Coca cola.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Coca cola is good.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: It's the best.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, I don't. I don't like stuff like
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I don't like drinking coffee, like energy drinks a lot.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I like that Cuban coffee though.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Like that little little little shot. Yes, so that it
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: was like addictive, not just addictive. And it's great because
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: you just you don't feel like you're it's just shot
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: and then you're just like like we're ready. Man.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I had like a few of those back to back,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: went to Florida. I was just like fuck yeah, too much,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: too much?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Nah, I think the best ship if I ever, if
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I could drink anything or eat anything without any sort
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: of negative consequences dietarily, it would be a Mexican coke.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: If I could just have, if I could just have
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: like the big bottle of Mexican coke unlimited, and it
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: wouldn't affect my health in any negative way. It either
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: be that or pizza.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: You ever try Mexican food up north in the Bay
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Very no, no, no, Like, well, I'm sure the Bay
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: has good Mexican food the Midwest, though, man, no, no, no, no, no,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: no, no no.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I lived in Florida, and because you know I'm from
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: the West Coast, I'm from Phoenix, so we got amazing
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Mexican food. Bro.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Phoenix is so easy to find good Mexican food. Yes,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I like Phoenix.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: You can fall into good Mexican food there. But yeah,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: when I lived in Florida, it was a joke.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I got food poisoning from Mexican food in Minnesota.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: See, I wouldn't even have tried it. I was like,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: we're in Minnesota. What do they got in Minnesota.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's just so many Mexicans cheese curds.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: There's not so many Mexicans there. There's some.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: All the Mexicans in Minnesota were in your show. Now
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: we left the show and we were looking for just
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: like anything twenty four.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Hours to eat and there's a Mexican spot.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Well, we always look for a diner first of all,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: because nobody ever really goes to a diner so low.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Key, you know what I mean, for sure.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: So we find this one diner and it wasn't like
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: a diner. It was like a gay bar or something.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: It just looked like a diner. Or maybe it just
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: happened to be a lot of gay dudes there that day.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but they were serving alcohol a lot
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: of gay dudes. To me, that makes it a gay bar. Also,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I was still gonna eat there, but I couldn't get
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: a menu or service or anything.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: They were like this full straight fuck yeah yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: So I felt so lame. So I was like, man,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: let me just find another place real quick. And the
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: first place that came up was this Mexican restaurant down
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: the street. So we went and it was like they're
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: doing like karaoke. It was like more of a party
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: bar type vibe. But they they had after hours naha.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: They just stay open till like two at that so
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: it's already like one or one thirty. And when we
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: sat down, the server was like, oh, we're gonna the
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: kitchen is gonna close like in ten minutes.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: You get your ordering.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: So they had like these big family platter type like okay,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: tony tacos or like this thing. So we're like, man
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: to bring us like these three items, like you know,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: and I think they just cooked it in a rush
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: since they wanted to close already. And man, we're gonna leave.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: We're supposed to. We were supposed to leave to the
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: airport like at four am. And when I got up,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I just knew that I wasn't gonna be able to
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: take another step without throwing up.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: But I had to stay in that hotel room like
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: another twenty four hours.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Dude. I recently, me and this food were going to
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Vegas for the iHeart Festival in September and I was
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: going out there. Why were you? Why were you coming
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: with me? We're shooting interviews? Yeah, okay. So I had
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: eight in La there stores called Aldi, which is like
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: the healthy foods. Nah. It's like you go there and
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: you get discounted shit. It's almost like a discount grocery store,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: right oho. So my wife got lunched me from there,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: and right before I left, I ate a sandwich and
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: uh man, I was I've never been so sick in
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: my life. And it was food poisoning. And when I
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: tell you, dog like I was puking, shitting, I mean, Bro,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I was like in fetal position in the front seat
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: of the car. Yeah, just like Bro. And then we
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: get to the hotel in Vegas. Bro, I was just
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom. I put the pillow next to the toilet.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: That's how it was.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I put the I put a blanket down on the floor,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: and I put the trash can right there too. I
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: had the shower running for a lot of it. I
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: was like, man, I need to heat the ship up,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: and I had the shower. I was just like dog,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: bro is the worst.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like a baby too, like I'm ready
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: to as soon as I even get like a cold,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to. I'm out.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: That food poison is this in and out though, it
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: was like it's like a day and a half and
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: then I was like it's gone.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then your stomach still kind of sensitive for sure.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're you lost a little weight though. At
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: the end of that food poison and ship you want
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: to lose like you want to lose five pounds just
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: lunch me.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to gain weight. I've been trying to
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: gain weight for years.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Drink, drink the regular doctor pepper.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I'll die. No.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: We had a Denny's in my hometown that was called
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Jenny's in Phoenix.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, you had a Denny's.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: We called it Jenny's because it was the gay Denny's
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Seventh Street and Camelback in Phoenix, and it was like
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: you would go there and it would be like a
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: gay bar, bro, Like, because all the gay clubs are
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: right there, so like everybody leave the gay club and
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: go to Jenny's. So you'd get like it was right
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: by the radio station I was on out there, so
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: we would leave, go go eat. This shit would be
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: fucking turned up in there. Bro.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: That sounds like the type of place a gay dude
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: would go to, like if he's been striking out all night.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: But you know what, Let's go to Danny's and see
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: what's that Jenny's. Let's go to the gay Danny's and
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: see if we can fucking pull something. You never know, Right,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Let's go get a grand slam, Let's go have a
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: couple of cokes and see what's hanging out.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Well, one thing I've learned from one night stands is
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: if the girl or whoever your respective partner of the
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: night is if the first one you were hanging out
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: with throughout the night, like it just doesn't work out
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: and it's like two three in the morning, don't try to.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Pick up another.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Don't just go to sleep, go to sleep, because whoever
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: you're going to try to pick up is beyond drunk
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: at that point.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: And to be fair, it's like your options at that
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: point get worse, yeah, and worse. And if you if
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: you try to do that from a desperate place, well
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: you're gonna wake up like what the fuck did I
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: just do?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: If you're if you're way too drunk and I see
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: a sign off you're way too drunk, I'm out of
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: there for sure, no remorse.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Well you're your too famous, like you can't be like
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: even before though, no, no for sure, but I'm saying,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: but like you can't even risk it, like like if
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: a girl like I feel like if a girl is
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: even just like hey, like, hey go home.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was at I was at a club once
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: and this girls like my friends are here, Like we
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: were hanging out throughout the night with her and shoot,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I could tell she was drinking kind of heavy. So
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I was already like on edge, and she was like,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: my friends are here, they're coming in from the entrance.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Let's go get them.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: And so as we're walking to the other side of
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: the club, she's like stumbling and at one point she
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: just straight up falls and had. I had just met
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: her that night at the club, and the security guy
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, bro, you can't have your girl. Your
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: woman like doing like this, man, you might have to leave.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I was, I don't know her, I walked off.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: You just left. You're like, shit, that's all I Hey,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: dog me, bro, I don't.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I don't like hanging out with people who get crazy
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: drunk like that, but when I'm when I'm blackout drunk,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I do want somebody to help me out.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Do you get blackout drunk often?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Nah, I've gotten black out drunk maybe like four times
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: my whole life.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Your whole life. That's impressive. Consider you consider blackout drunk
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: like you don't remember, or drinking to puking both.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: So if I'm drinking to the point where I don't remember,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna puke at some point in that night.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Because I'll get to the point where I'm drinking and
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, I'm fucked up and I didn't eat
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: ship today. I just need to go get this shit
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: out of me, and I'll just go puke.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Nah, I won't puke unless I'm like at the point
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: where I'm not gonna remember stuff.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I got to get this shit out of me before
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I fucking like in the front seat of my boy's
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: car and then I puke in his fucking car. My
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: father in law threw up in the want to see
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: to my cyber truck shot out to him. I thought
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: it was fucked up.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: You're married? Yeah, oh shit, Congress Yang Gang.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I ain't been married since twenty eighteen.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, nice, Yeah, I'm.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: My wife's Mexican. My kids are both my kids are Mexican.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: You don't got to being racing to it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: We're here, man, we're here. No, but but yeah, no
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: since twenty eighteen, So what is that six years now
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: to be six years in December?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Any advice?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Um, are you? Are you in a relationship?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: No?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: No, doo, I get in one now. I would just say, like,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: if you get into a relationship with somebody whom which
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: you can see the potential of I would say this
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: anybody who you would call like your lady, because you
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: could have fun and have homies that you fucking like
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: kind of like situationships if you will. But if you're
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: gonna like make some shit official, I feel like you
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: always want to do that with somebody who you feel
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: like would be like a good mom, you know what
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. Yeah, so I would always look at it
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: like a girl through the perspective of like, man, if
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I got a kid, this girl.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I like to give people the benefit of the doubt though,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean that's fair. I like to I
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: like to hopefully impregnate somebody who would who I think
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: would make a horrible mom.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: And then make her a better mom. Yeah, like she
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: would suck. Like, Yo, I've met this girl. She was
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: doing Xanax, and I'm like those toxic girls.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I need a project.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: That's a thing for real, Like if you like, like, hey, man,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: for sure, for sure.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Fall in love with strippers quite often. Yeah, they don't
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: want to be saved.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: But my wife was a stripper.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: No, you just she don't care that. You just said
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: it like she was a tripper.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I meant I was DJ at the strip club
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: and she was dancing. Oh yeah, yeah, but I knew
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: her for like, like she was like she was a
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: fourth grade school teacher and then she would dance, So
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: she was like teaching fourth graders and then dancing.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: It'd be funny if she like confused her jobs, you
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, she went to work mode at
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: the wrong job. But Okay, how how long were you
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: dating before you and I were friends?
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: For like, see we started dating in twenty sixteen, we
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: were probably friends for like two years prior to that,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: where I would just be in town DJ and you know,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: she was just the homie at the club, Like she
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: was like the only girl at the club. Wouldn't drink
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: on the job because she had to get up and
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: go teach school.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Did she have like a favorite song that she would
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: dance to sometimes?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like fucking uh depended depended for sure. Sure, I'm sure.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Did you ever like did you guys when you were dating?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Did you guys ever have a fight and then you
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: showed up outside her room with a boombox and then
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: played that song?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: No no, but that definitely showed up to saw her
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: fucking house, Like, no, we're to talk you ain't going
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: You ain't getting out of this. But yeah, she's great.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Did you ask her to stop dancing or did she
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: kind of naturally on her own.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: No, it was just kind of like once we moved
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: to La together, it just kind of like it wasn't
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: necessary anymore. It wasn't like she was like one she
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: hated it, you know what I'm saying. But it was
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: just kind of like a necessary means for her to
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: support her kid.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: You know, I wonder how many dancers don't.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Really most dancers don't like it. Bro. No, it's not
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: that they don't like it, but it's like you got
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: to understand like the strip stripper. I mean, listen, I'm
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: dj at Jaguars and Phoenix for fuck over a decade,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: and like strip club culture is like it could be
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: it could pull you in for real, you know what
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I imagine it has to be fun maybe at
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: the beginning, right right, and then it must get I.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Think at a certain point in time. It's like it
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: just depends on what you're doing it for. It if
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: you're doing it because hey I want to have fun,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: get fucked up, make some money, you know, it is
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: what it is. If it's like, yo, I got a goal.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: This is a way for me to get to my goal.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: If it's like yo, Because at the end of the day,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: like being a stripper is very it's there's a you know,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: there's a fucking negative connotation to that line of work, right.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: People automatically assume you're this or you're this. Right. So
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: it's like, then there's strippers who like treat this shit
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: like a job for real. It's like, you know, it's
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: at the end of the day, a stripper's job is
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: to make you feel good enough to give them more money. Right.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's my job as well.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Their job is to make you feel like you have
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: a chance, so you keep spending money and.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Then kind of like crack, you're always going to chase
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the dragon, right, and.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Then when when your time with that person's over, you're
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: looking for your two or three dance or your tour
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: you know whatever. Okay, I'm out, let me go try
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: to make some more. You know, you're out of money.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Next thing you know, you're sucking dick for lap dances.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Next next thing, you know, you're sucking dick for lap dances.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Are you a strip club guy?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Nah? I've been a handful of strip clubs, but I
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: would have sayd I'm like a strip club guy.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I enjoy strip clubs because I just like the and
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I own a nightclub in a z that's fucking amazing
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: eleven eleven, which is lit as fuck. But if I'm
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: going out, I'm either going to a dive bar, I'm
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: going to a strip club.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I love dive bars.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Dive bar is my ship because I can actually like
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: talk to the homies, hear them, you know, random this
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: people watch, and then the strip club always has the
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: best food.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I've gone to strip clubs with dudes who like don't
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: want to throw money. They're like, Nah, you don't need
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: to be throwing money, it's just about hanging out and drinking.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, bro, it's a strip club. Like I
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: feel rude if I don't throw somebody, they don't even
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: got to come dance on me.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: But likething here, thank you.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Imagine you sit down at a Jenny's and you just
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: order a coffee and you never order food, and you
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: don't want to leave.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: You're just drinking coffee, and it's like, Okay, you're taking
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: up real estate at the club.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Like somebody who's gonna tip could be sitting here, you
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, and then you're gonna leave and
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: leave a five dollars tip for this poor waitress who's
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: been pouring you refills for the last two hours, Like
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: come on, oh.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to the waitresses. That's funny. How many
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: strip club waitresses I've known that have always ended up dancing.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like strip Like waitressing at the strip
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: club is almost like junior college, and then you go
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: to university, you know, and then you on the stage.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: One of my one of my friends, she's she's a dancer,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: and she stopped dancing and she's just the waitress now,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: which I don't I don't know.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: That happens too, where a girl will be a stripper
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: for all these years and then they get a little older,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: or they get into a serious relationship, or they get
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: into like I'm just over this ship, let me just waitress,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: or the club will come to her and say, hey,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: look you're looking a little old and flabby. We got
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: a waitressing gig for you.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: And that's what's happened.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Happen You gotta can you serve drinks because you could
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: be a hell of a bartender.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: That's like being a racehorse. And then one day they're like,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: why don't you just give the kids, Why.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Don't you go to the pet.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: You can still make tis.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Baby, We'll still we'll still make a little money, will
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: cut you in, We'll give you some good feed. That
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: is really that's a nice correlation anyway, So talk to
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: me man, Just like for you, bro, like you've obviously
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: kind of taken the comedy world by storm in a
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: way that's like very It's just dope to see because
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I remember when I first heard of you, it might
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: have been like a year and a half ago, maybe
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: maybe two years ago, and then it almost felt like
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: almost like within like a month or two of me
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: hearing about you and seeing some of your stuff online,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: and like you're on Joe Rogan.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Joe Rogan was cool man, he was real nice.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how many things people send him?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Are you things?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I know I know when you when you
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: have like a podcast or like Rappers, comedian anybody with
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: like a following, people send you free stuff for sure.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: But I remember when I got there there was all
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: these packages that had just gotten there too, And it's
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: like that morning, this is what everybody's saying, and a
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: lot of a lot of drugs.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: It's like there's just a package, like hey, yeah, that's
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: all the stuff that came in the mail.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: But it's like, bro, that's that's always crazy to me too,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: people who send drugs like that, because it's like, do
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: you really think somebody's just gonna trust you to take
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: your drugs?
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Especially yeah, especially if they don't know you, especially like
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: you're sending drugs to Texas, which is never a good idea. Yeah,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: but like and to like one of the most the
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: most powerful media personalities in the world, like, yeah, let
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: me just traffic drugs to his office.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Even Joe looked at it, Who's just like, yeah, you
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: have to be an idiot to take this, like, which
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I kind of tempted to take it.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: You're like, well, shit, bro, I'll take it. Story, I'll
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: figure it out.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: But nah, even I would like.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Like I took these fucking jkass drugs from Joe Rogan's
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: office and he didn't want to take and I ended
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: up in jail that night.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: My yeah, my biggest figure is like, what if somebody
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: just wanted to make a story out of this, Well,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: what if somebody sent me free drugs just drop them
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: off or whatever, just saw that they could be like,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: oh but I laced it with this, And so I
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: wanted to hear him tell a story about the time
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: he got laced with some shit. You know what I mean?
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: For sure, people are twisting me. Now people send you
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: free shit, like I get I I won't even take
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: free clothes anymore from clothing lines that you know. I
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: used to just send my address, not to everybody, not
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: my address, like the radio station address. I'm like, yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I'll take whatever for free, for show whatever. But now
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: it's like someone's like, hey, man, I'm gonna send you
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: a package, and I look at their shit, I'm like, man,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: that shit is whack.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Sometimes like I'm good, Like you know, there's shit that
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: like I fucking fuck with. And you know, like if
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: fucking Cookies want to send me a box of clothes,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: which they do very often, Yeah, I have a support burner.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: That's my brother, you know what I mean. Like, but
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not fucking I'll support also like independent brands, you
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like if if there's like a
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: dope brand, it's like like this guy he makes these
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: wrestling shirts and I like the YO, shout out to
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: those guys. They did a collab with OT. Yeah you're
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: out of Houston. Their fire for sure, like they got
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: some hard as shit. I've seen it for sure. But uh,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: but no, you were saying, so I want to know,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: like going on Joe Rogan, there's always this you know,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: narrative that once you go on there as a comedian,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: almost like a flip switches in terms of like did
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: it change things for you? Did you notice the maybe
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: the extra attention, the extra fans, the extra ticket sales,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Like was there a correlation? No?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: No, No, I think I think I was doing all right.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: No, because you were you were you were like heating
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: up for you was heating he was on fire.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I think the only the only thing it was more
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: like a like a badge of merit, if you want
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: to call it. Like a lot of people who are
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: already supporting me were like, yo, like it's official, you
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: made it. Now you're on the Joe Rogan podcast. But
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think I got more ticket sales from it
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: or nothing like that. You know what's funny, this is
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: how this is how wide and popular. His podcast is
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: though is I talked quite a bit about when I
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: used to paint cars, and I guess there was clips
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: that were, you know, released from that where I only
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: talk about that, and and and every now and then,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: you know, you run into people who recognize you from
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: like my comedy clips. Order. I was at a bar
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: in Austin and somebody's like, yo, I know you, And
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: in my mind I'm like, oh, he's seen my my
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: stand up clips. He was like, you're a painter. He's like,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I saw you on Joe Rogan man. Keep up the
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: good word, like.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: You paying cars and you made it rog yeah it
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: must be fired.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: So that I mean, that was about it. But I
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: think I think a lot of the people who follow
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: me and a lot of people who support my career,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: my stand up they were just kind of like proud
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: to see that. And a lot of a lot of
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: them are Joe Rogan podcast fans, so they were just like, oh, yeah, bro,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: but do.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: You know how do you recall her? Do you know
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: how you kind of got on his radar? I mean,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: obviously he's a comedian, fucking I.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Think so somebody had sent me a clip one time
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: where him and I think it was like Burt Kreischer,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: we're talking about me when the whole Lopez thing popped off.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: And I think in that clip Joe mentioned he was like, oh, yeah,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I've seen his stuff online here and there, you know.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: So I guess he had just seen me here and there.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: So did he reach out to you, yeah? Or maybe
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I just remember my manager
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: was the one that was like, do you have interest
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: in doing the podcast? You could do it, you know.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: And so I don't know if my manager reached out
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: first or they reached out first, but they got in
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: touch and I got an.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Opportunity will I went up there during the pandemic, Freddie
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Gives and Brian Moses did an episode and so I
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: was I went to Austin with Freddy Gibbs and uh
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: we went to his studio and I was so like, like,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: the out the exterior of his studio is not what
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: anybody would expect. It's almost like you're pulling up to
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: like a doctor's office. I actually think there's a doctor's
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: office next door, and it's like very like unassuming. You
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: wouldn't expect like this business complex or whatever.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't assume this was a studio.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: That's fair. This used to be a fucking illegal dispensary.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, yeah, this looks like like
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: you traffic.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I actually think that might have happened here before. I've
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: heard some ship about this place. We had a remember
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: who was the the fucking oh remember dope Yola came
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: in here and he said, used to pick up pounds
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: of drugs from the agents that used to own this place.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I bro, I bet you know.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Thomas from you went on this pot. Yeah. He was like, Bro,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: He's like, I know this place. He's like he's like,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: walk me through the front because I could tell you where.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, we had to re obviously redo it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: But no. But it's it's funny because it's like it's
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: for real, like like I would expect it to be,
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: like you got to pull up, there's this big gate,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: open it up, and there's like fucking fields and like
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: this big airplane hanger and it's just like, oh, you
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: just kind of pull up. Oh this is where it's at.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But I like, I like your space here, man,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: and it's given me ideas because I want to start
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: a podcast.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: But it's the thing to do with you're a comedian, right, yeah.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: But I never made the time for it or made
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: it a priority. But yeah, I just started buying like
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: all the equipment and stuff, right, and I'm working on
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I guess my own like little studio space. I don't
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to rent a place now you can
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: ship building myself a little room.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I mean you live in the country, Yeah, you got space.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: My only the only thing is though living out in
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the country is like how am I going to get guessed?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: That's the problem because I'm near Dallas, but I'm not
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: that close to data.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: That's the problem. And that is a big reason why
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: I still live in La. Yeah, you see.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: So I don't know even even.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Moving to Dallas or like places I've considered, like like
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I like l A, I love LA I love Birdbank
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: where I live. But I've like thought like damn, like
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: if I move, where would I go? And it's like, man,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: but wherever I move, there's nowhere at least for what
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I do that I would have the guest access that
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I have here. Yeah you know what I'm saying.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: And then you'd have to do those zoom podcasts.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Which nobody likes.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Nobody likes that.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like it's like, you know, if I was like, oh,
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I only if I was like a comedian or something,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I moved to Austin because that's what you want to
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: you'd want to do it. So at least it's kind
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: of how is that drive like four hours? Five hours?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: For me? It's three hours three hours?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, but nah, no, you should do a podcast, dude.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Like and that's the other thing too, is like just
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: figure out what your thing should be is like interviewing fools,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: like a lot of times, at least for you, you
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: could probably just have your friends on cause your friends
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: are popping, you know, like, hey, when are you d
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: in Dallas next?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Coming down to take take the podcast on the road
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: with me. I feel like most of my time I'm
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: on the road, I'm theo.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Vonn's been doing that more. Yeah, where he'll be somewhere
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: and you'll be like, oh, that's not his normal studio.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think it'd be cool, like if I'm
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: in New York for a few days, you know.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: To bang out fucking you know, get it, get a
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: sweet and then set up in the hotel. Don't even
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: rent one of those podcast studios. It's not worth it
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: you just because they'll tax your ass for sure.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah fuck that?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: What is you mentioned? You know? Obviously for people who
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: don't follow you, there a lot of people who don't
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: know you. You Actually, how I heard of you was
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: because of the George Lopez thing, Like essentially George Lopez,
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I would say, was he was a lot of people
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: say hate being an old head, if you will, have
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: you found yourself in the position where you because you're
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: kind of the face, like the the face of like
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Latin comedy right now, Like you're the most popping up
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: and coming Latin comedian at least in my opinion. Obviously,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: everybody's subjective to who that may or may not be,
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: but at least to me, it seems like you're that guy.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Is that something you think about, Like, Okay, if I'm
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: the face of this new generation, do I have to
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: be careful about not being the way George Lopez was
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: to me to like maybe whoever's coming up?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I I don't think I'm like a
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: very social person. I think I lean more towards like
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: an intro vertic side for sure. So sometimes when I'm
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: in a city like La New York or somewhere where
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I go visit, like the comedy store, this club, that club.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't do such a good job of talking
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: to all the comics saying what's up to all comics,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: but I do. I do try to like push myself
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: to like yo. But one thing that I would say
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I do good at and comes kind of natural, is
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: like if I see a comic who I think is
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: genuinely funny, whether they be Latino, black, white, whatever, and
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I think they're hustling and maybe they're not like a
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: full time comic yet or their up and coming order,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: and I can offer some sort of help, like I
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: definitely will. Maybe I can't always help as often as
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: some comics would like me to help, but if I
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: can lend the hand to somebody who's who I think
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: is funny or like you know, is working at it,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: like I'd love to do that. And I even for
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: the people that are like in my class or whatever
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: you want to call it, my rank order, I'm very competitive,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: but I see it like in a friendly way, like
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: like when my friends who are at around my level
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: are are getting great opportunities or just kindling it on stage,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Like I want to do what they're doing or top it,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: but only with the hopes that they're also gonna top
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: me again, you know what I mean, because I still
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: want to see them win, like, but they're also seeing
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: them when it's pushing me to like or let me
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: keep up, you know what I mean.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Right, So it's almost like it's almost like when you
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: play somebody you know. First of all, hip hop is
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: a perfect example again perfect correlation. It's like you might
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: do a song with your friend, but if you do
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: a song with your friend, like you want to do
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: better than them a list, so you want to have
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: a harder verse.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want them to just straight or kill you. Yeah,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: And even if they do, and.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: If they go platinum, you're like, I'm happy for.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: You, Like even if you did kill me on that one, Like,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I'm still happy for you. But on the next one,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: the next one, try to But I would never want
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: to not do a song with you. I would never
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: want to in any in any way want you to
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: fail or put you down. Like if I have the
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: chance to alter your career, I would only do it
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: to alter it for the better. I would never try
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: to sabotage or talk down on any of the other
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: comedians out here who are really doing some work, you know,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: And yeah, for.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Sure for you, Like obviously stand up is you know,
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: keep leveling up, doing bigger venues, doing more tickets. You
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: talked about the pot cast. I think that, like back
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: in the day, the next like thing would be let
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: me be on TV, let me do a movie, let
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: me write a tvcre Obviously that's kind of not necessarily
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: been the barometer of what makes someone successful in comedy anymore.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: But do you have any other goals outside of you know,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: what you're doing or the podcast launching?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Man, I would like to write like a show or
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: a movie. I don't think that type of writing is
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: my strong suit, right, But for the last like year
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: and a half, I've been trying to just try it,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: like just ideas ideas when I have time.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, let me like, if you have a premise
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: for a TV show. Okay, if I got the premise,
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: now what like, now, like, how do I write a pilot? Yeah? Yeah?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: So yeah, But but I love stand ups so much,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like like obsessed with it, Like this is what
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I eat, sleep, shit, breathe, Like uh so, I'm I'm
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: never in my head with too many goals before I
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: was but but they were just stand up goals. Before
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: it was like all right, I want I want to
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: get on the Tonight Show, I want to get on
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Comedy Central, I want to do this festival. It was
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: all like stand up related goals. And my only plan
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: of attack was like, well, you know, hone, my stand
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: up be on stage, write more jokes, be on stage,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: like just riding beyond stage. Like and I think now
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: that I've knocked out a lot of the bigger goals
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: like doo moon tower, Dude, I did the Tonight Show,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I got a special. Now my goals are just like
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: just keep doing stand up, Like, just keep doing stand up, man.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I like hearing the stories about how like back in
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: the day the ancient samurai used to make their swords,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: how that it'd be like fucking hardest hell and they're
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: just pounding the steel and all that, and I feel
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: like that's all stand up is. Every joke is like
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: another sword, like you just work.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Out that joke.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: So I feel like that that's that's always going to
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: be my number one and.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: The goal it's just keep one of the goats.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if it happens, it happens. But no
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: matter what, man, I'm always it's like basketball, whether I
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: make it to NBA or not, Like I'm always enjoying
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: balling a hoop.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Yo is the hardest thing, because man, there's something about
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: doing stand up that to me is so frightening. And
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: that is just like I can only imagine like when
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: you first started, was doing your first open mic or
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: just getting on that stage and like trying some shit
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: not knowing if it was gonna work. Was that Like
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: how scary is that? Like when you first decide I'm
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: gonna go and do a minute or two minutes or
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: because to me, like, man, that I can't think of
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: nothing scarier. Because me and my boy James always talk
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: about like, yeah, we should go do an open mic
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: because I got jokes ideas, and shit, I'm like, man,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: fuck that dog, Like that shit sounds frightening.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I just stopped thinking about it because I signed up
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: for a few open mics and they didn't show up
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: because you over thought it, over thought it, and then
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: one night the sign of was like at five pm
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: once when the list went out for you to sign
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: up the open mic, the show actually started at seven pm.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: And there's like every comic in the city of Dallas
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: was at that mic, which was like one hundred fucking comedians,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: and you know, it's like anything else, you start at
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: the bottom. Nobody knows who you are, nothing.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: So did you get last your first time?
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: No, Bro, I went up like at one in the morning,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: one thirty, and it was just me, the host of
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: the mic, one of my buddies who had went with me,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: who was just knocked out.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: He was just asleep.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: And then and then like two other open micers who
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: were on after me. They were the last two.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: You were just telling jokes for other open micers at
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: that point, Bro.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: They were yelling at me. They were like they were
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: they were ready to go home too. They were drunk.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: They the fuck up.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were like, shut the fuck up, Bro, get
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: the funk off already. And so I was supposed to
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: three minutes. I did like a minute and a half,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: and I was like at my time, and I just
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: like walked out, like just puss it out, like oh
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: so afraid I might even finish it. Yeah, I just
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: walked out And I remember not even being nervous. I
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: was like, I feel good.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Was like ribbing a band aid off that first time, like,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: all right, I got on stage now, and.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe I just remember not being nervous
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: at all, and then I and then I got on
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: the stage and the lights hit me and all the
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: nerves just flooded me and I almost blanked out, and
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: then I just started talking and I just it was
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: funny at all. I didn't go back for like weeks,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: and I was just like, bro, why did I think
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I could do that? It's not for me. But it
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: was like an obsession, like I just kept thinking about, like, well,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: maybe if I would have said this different, Maybe if
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I would have said that different, and I'd be at
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: work just thinking of like a joke that I could
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: And then eventually, like it might have been more than
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a month before the next time I went up actually,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: and then I went up and it went bad, but
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: like a little less bad, and again I was just like,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: this is not for me, and like months would go by,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: and then I did it again, and then it went
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: like less bad again.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: And got better and better. Yeah, yeah, were you selling
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: the same joke each time?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Nah? No, no, no, I would yeah, I would try
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: to work something now until finally, I uh, the first
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: time I got like laughs, like actual laughs. At that time,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: it felt like the whole room just gave me an
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: applause break. But when I listened to the recording like
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: a year later, it was just like chuckles. But if
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: it was the first time getting chuckles, I was like,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: oh shit, what.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Was the joke the premise at least, uh, I talked about.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: The first time I ever got laught was actually kind
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: of crowd work. I went on stage because there's this
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: one open mic I did. It was kind of like
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: an uppity part of Dallas, and it was like an
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: all white crowd and very like polos and slacks and stuff,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: and I just I was really scared. I didn't think
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: it would be funny to say that I was really scared.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: And I walked on stage and this dude was just
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: staring at me, like because he's supposed to write, but.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, you're he's right there, He's right there.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: And I was like yo, Like he called the cops
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: on me and they just laughed, and I was like,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: oh shit.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: And uh.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: The first actual joke I told, though, was at that
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: time I was working construction and it was like electrical,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: like industrial electricity, and I talked about working with my uncle,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: and it was something like like like things my uncle
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: said that at work were things that no electrician or
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: uncle should ever say. It's like I think this is
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: where the red water goes. I think lock lock the door,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: pull your pants down, like shit like that, and uh
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: so it would like sometimes get a last sometimes people
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: should be like oh, like but that was like my
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: first like good enough joke, like it worked, and so
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: they would give me three minutes on stage. I would
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: do like two minutes of like chuckles, and then my
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: last minute I would just bomb and like yeah, but yeah,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: those were the first cup laughs I ever got.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Who's been like some of the big homies for you
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: in the comedy space that have I kind of like,
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: you know, giving you advice, put you, put the arm
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: around you, kind of embraced you early.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: And man, there's a lot. That's why I never understand
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: why people are like like I've made it on my
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: own or like I don't know how other industries are,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: but in comedy, like every comic is only there because
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: of a million other comics who kind of helped you
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: here and there, like Dusty Slay, Dan Soder, Matthew Bissard,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Felipe As Sparza, Jerry Garcia, Angela Johnson like it's just
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: like a few Taylor Williamson like, there's so many comics
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: who would give me words of advice, would take me
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: on road gigs, like putting a good word for me
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: here and there. Like there's just there's there's just so
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: many comics.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Have you ever dealt with anybody stealing any of your jokes?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of times, but I don't think they
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: were that great of a joke.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: You have that one, bro, Yeah, it was like fuck it.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: And one thing that uh my buddy Wes told me
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: like a long time ago, it was the first time
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I ever worked with like comics from out of town.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I don't remember where they were from. I was I
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: was like eight months into comedy and it was me
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: and my buddy West and there was like these two
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: other people from I forgot where. And I remember thinking, like, hey,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: what if we did jokes tonight and these guys go
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: back to their time they do our jokes, you know.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: And he was just like, then they stole our jokes,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: like fuck it. And He's like, but if somebody has
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: to steal jokes, they probably suck ass that comedy anyway.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: He's like, and they'll they'll eventually burn out, you know
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: what I mean.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: They don't. They don't have a bright future if they're
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: stealing jokes. Yeah.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: So like, but if you wrote a good joke we're stealing,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: you probably got the ability to write another one.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's more where that came from.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so fuck it, you know what I mean? They
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: stole your crops, grow more vegetables.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see, you got all the Simpsons stats. You
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: got Krusty at Homer. Yeah? Do you still like, are
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: you like like Simpson's like fucking season fucking at this point?
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: They do? Used to watch Simpsons? Nah? Not really? Yeah.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Uh they took away fucking aboo.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: And yeah rich in peace to our pool man.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah they got rid of him.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's crazy, but yeah, I like I like Simpsons,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: like Futurama, I like animated shit.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Would you put Simpsons over like as like above, Family
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Guy in South Park?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Mmm, that's tough man.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Boon Dogs is up there too.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Boon Dogs is up there too. But I think as
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: far as like all right, family Guy in Simpsons, I
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: don't know, man, it's close like watching two different comedians though.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: For sure, but it's very close, like in terms of
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: like how iconic. I mean, obviously, the Simpsons are the
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: most iconic animated television show ever, but like Family Guy
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: kind of pushed, Like Family Guy was so fired that
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: they had to bring it back after it got canceled
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: because the DVDs dropped and everybody watched it. I don't
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: know if I don't know how old you are, but
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: what happened was the Family Guy got canceled, and then
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: the DVD boxes came out and everybody got the DVDs
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: and them ships were booming, and then they had to
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: bring it back.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had, I had, I had got some of
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: those DVDs. I was I was like too young to
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: be having those DVDs.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Family Got was heat, but it just pushed the limit
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: more than than Simpsons in a way that like South
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Park always pushed the limit. But I feel like Family
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Guy was like the Simpsons, but like hella aggressive.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Simpsons is like nineties Bulls though.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Man, yeah for sure, Simpsons, like it's like for sure, yeah,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: they are like the nineties Bulls for sure, and then
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Family Guys like they're fucking shocking Kobe Lakers.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like I still I still love both of them.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: There's days where I get home and I'm like, I
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: just put on some.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Old Simpson is the best because you can just pick
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: any fucking like of the first like twenty years just
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: throwing like yeah, like a shuffle or something.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: For some days, I'm in family guy mood and I'm
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: like this is you know what I mean, But I
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: feel like it's just like watching I don't know many
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Chris Rockers. Mitch Hebburgh, you know what I mean, very different,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: very different, very different, both very funny.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Very Yeah, for sure, Mitch hedberg RESSI piece one of
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: the great pieces. His delivery was crazy. Your delivery is
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: so dry, which is why I buck with you, bro,
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: because you're like, shit is so like like I like
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: that kind the ship, like the way you deliver your jokes.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: It's so I just I just I appreciate it. I've
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: always enjoyed like kind of like dry.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I never understood what my humor was until I started
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: reading comments. But I never was in my head like
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I needed like if I just say dry or if
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I just like people will be like, Bro, he's so mellow.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I was like I am, and but I think in
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: my head I'm just so like focused on like just
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: say this and then say that, and then I think
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: it'll work. But I never pictured or thought about like
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: what I sound like, you know what I mean?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: No, And then you don't think about it until you
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: fucking look at the feedback and yeah, maybe I do
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like running for a touchdown. You're not
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: thinking about how you look when you're running. You just
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: like just getting the in zone. And then you watch
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: the video and you're like, damn, I run like a duck.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Like are you you grew up a Cowboys fan? Oh?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: No, not really. I mean I'm a Cowboys fan by default.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: It's my shitty like I mean, Luca and the MAVs
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: are the finals. MAVs. Yeah, I'm a mass fan for sure.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: You guys got the fucking greatest Caucasian ever live on
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: the MAVs bro, all time white already Bro.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: And then we got Kyrie. I'm was always a big Kyrie.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Kyrie is one of my favorite players ever. I'm a
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: big Lebron fan, so watching him on the Caves was
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: just I mean.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: It's been so My main like problem over the last
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: like year has been trying to find a Kyrie jersey
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: that fits, like, like I don't like ordering shit online.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: So every time I try.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: To go to a store, they don't have smaller media.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: They don't have like the medium, or they don't have
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: the Kyrie jersey. I got a lucal one, but I'm
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: like obsessed, And every time I go to the store
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: and there's no Kyrie jersey, I'm like more obsessed with
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: getting in there.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Well, now they gotta have them. Now they're in the finals.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Now they're sold out for sure everywhere.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: For sure. Yeah, Kyrie, I hope he fucking because the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: facts he played for the Celtics and that shit went
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: the way it went. I'm rooted for the Mavericks.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Bro, of course I am too. And you know what's crazy, though,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: is I'm actually a little bit of a Celtics fan too.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Like when I wasn't watching the MAVs game, I don't
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: watched like the Celtics. You know, when I was a kid,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I started liking the Celtics back when they had like
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Rondo Kevin.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a good team.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: So this is gonna be bad ass games Man.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Dallas gotta be on five, bro, they fucking win because
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: you guys won the fucking you guys beat my Diamondbacks
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: in the fucking World Series last year.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was, you know, my first live MAVs game ever.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Was was the game when the Rangers won the World Series.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: The Maps were playing the same night. That was my
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: first time going to.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: A the MAVs game that night, and then so the
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: arena probably went crazy.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they they played the game. The MAVs game was
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: over and they played the rest of the Rangers game
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: on like the big Jumbo tron.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: And everyone just hung out and yeah, have you have
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: you had any interactions with any of the MAVs guys
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: or like ever ran into like Mark Cuban somewhere or something.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: That that game. I got to sit court side.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: I had one side.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had like this little deal with the MAVs
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: where like like I would make like content video like yo,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: this is what my experience was at the mass game. Uh.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: One of my my media manager pulled that off for
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: me man and Mark Cuban was there and I was
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: gonna shake his hand, but there's so many people yelling
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: and like talking to this dude, and he's just like
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: so I was like, all right, you know, I don't
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: want to bug that dude.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I got to sit court side at a son's game
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: two seasons ago, and I was like, this is a
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: dream come true. Like I'm sitting on the on the
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: floor of a son's game, like the players are right there.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, Like I didn't pay for the tickets,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: but it was like, man, when I was a little kid,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: all I ever wanted to do was sit course.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: You know what, you know what it felt like it
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: is because I'm sitting there and then I'm having flashbacks
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: to just sitting on the side of a court at
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: the park watching like the big kids.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: You hear everything, Yeah, Like, motherfucker, James Harden's like inbounding
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: the ball. He's on the Sisters at the time your
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: sons are playing the Sixers, like inbounding the ball, talking
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: shit to Chris Paul like like inches from me. I'm like, bro,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: this is crazy. You hear these fools talk shit to
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: the reps like like you hear it.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: All, bro. I like when I like when I'm watching
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: the game on TV and I can tell like when
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: there's like a close up on Luca or something like
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I think it was a game, man, it was a
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: game two. It was like Game two or three of
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: the MAVs versus Minnesota, and Luca made it made a
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: he made a basket and then he said it looked
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: like he said go home, bitch. And then later on
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: on Instagram they show what he said that and I
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, he did say that. I like when
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: I can lip read the trash to and get it
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: fucking that ship, that's gotta be so annoying.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: He hit that shot and he was he yelled at
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Rudy Gobert. I was like, and then everyone tried to
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: speculate what he said. He's like, I didn't say anything.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I was talking to him in whatever fucking language. But
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: but then he was like saying, I think he was
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: saying go home, bitch or something. Proud right, Yeah, he
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: was the crowd. This fucking dude is sick ass bro.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: That feels amazing. Man, shout out to Luca. Man. All right,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: So for people who don't know man, how can they
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: support you? Obviously you got your tour, You've got a
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: lot of tour stuff going on.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: For anybody who doesn't know me, merch wants to come
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: out to the show. Follow me on Instagram at Ralph
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Barbosa zero three. We started selling merch at shows, but
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: I never was consistent with merch. You gotta drop that
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: merch man, I got, I got it now, but I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: need to I need to like work on like a
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: little online store too. But right now we just sell
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: them at the shows, shirts, stickers, working on other stuff,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: right But yeah, now I got like a little bit
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: of a of a team rolling with me, so they
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: kind of helped me out. My buddy Hymen's over there
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: helps me stay on top of ship. You know what
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Are you doing anything else in the hip hop space?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Obviously you did some skits on Mexicano T's Don't Start
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Luci album, which were great.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say too much because then if
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: things don't work out, then they'd be like, we're happy
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: with that. But nah, I'm you know, I'm a big
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: hip hop fan. I'm just I'm just happy to be
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: around for whatever I can be around, Listen to whatever's
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: coming down.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: What's you're fucking like? Give me like your top like
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: who's your top five? And give me like your top
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: three albums?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Ever my number one all out like greatest album of
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: all time to me is UGK is right? And Dirty
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Fire my top five and because it doesn't really fall
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: to like.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Did write and Dirty that's someone with Murderer.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: And Murder, Pinky Pinky Ring Ring and all the life,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my Diamonds and wood.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is like a between pimps and Bumbee steal pc bitch,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: So what the fuck is up? Dog?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: But yeah, my top five doesn't really fall to like
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: five single rappers though, it's more like the groups like
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: just Yeah. My top three is UGK three six, Mafia
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: and out Cast, and then after that it's hard to
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: choose the last two because like, I love Chief Keef,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: I love Gucci Man, I love jay Z. A lot
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: of people in Texas eight on jay Z, but I
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: love jay Z and I don't know I.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Don't cast my favorite group of Yeah, yeah, I got
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: right there to fucking I wish Andre. Did you see
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: the video of Andred three thousand playing the flute at
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: that festival? Dog? That ship was? It was rough because
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: he wasn't playing like, uh, imagine there's this giant festival.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Of people and like some Zelda music just popping, no
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: bro like.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: And he pulls out a flute and it ain't like
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: he's like playing the flute like that's like one of
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: them big ass flutes, or he's got a band behind him,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: like it's like a flute that's like this like this
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: straw and he's just hitting there and everyone's and it's
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: just dead ass quiet, and everyone's just like and it's like, man,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: it's I mean, it's andre three thousand dogs. So it's like, shit,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: fucking his flute album is a great album to get
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: him a too, he said.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: He said something on this one interview I think where
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: he was like he's like, well, man, I'm older now,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: like like I'm not even rapping.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: No more about that ship. Like he's like, what am
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: I supposed to talk about it being older? Yeah?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Right, I don't know, Like I'm not a big flute guy,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: but I'm like, fuck it, I respect you doing whatever.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: He just dropped the fucking song did you see them song?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: No, I haven't. I haven't heard it when I was
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: when I was very, very small, Like that was one
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: of the first big rappers that I was like really
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: into made. What's that one song? Just lose It? Yeah?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I like that song.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: It's very just losing song. Yeah, he shot like he's
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: almost like he just READID an old video to be honest,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: but you know, shout to eminem Man, I gotta check
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: that out. Appreciate you man for pulling up. Of course,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: go follow hommie Ralph. Keep keep leveling up. Man. It's
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: good to see you your journey and you're fucking hilarious. Bro,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: and appreciate him. I'm excited for whatever you got coming next. Bro.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah man, thank you so much.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Yes Dark