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Dan Orlovsky’s Percent Fiasco & The NFL’s Wild Weekend · The Regulars

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  A full weekend of NFL action. The World Series has been an
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  absolute bludgeoning, and Dan Orlowski doesn't know what a fucking
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  percent is. Holy shit. Wine is everywhere.
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  Welcome to the show. You're amongst friends. This is The Regulars. I'm Cody Decker.
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  And we are officially the podcast that is the
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  greatest shame of every white supremacist
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  and incel in America. Thank you for being here. Thank you for the numbers.
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  Oh.
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  Welcome everybody. It is a Tuesday evening here in Los
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  Angeles where it's still sunny actually for probably like the second to
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  last time of this time of year for us because it's gonna be— we're gonna
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  be in like the dark finally. It's gonna actually feel like a nighttime show.
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  I was thinking about it though, it is funny because at this time of year
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  there's less sunlight here than there is on the East Coast.
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  So even though I am going to be in New York for the time change,
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  it's not— I'm not going to feel it as drastically until I come back.
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  I'm not happy going to New York without me. I know he doesn't like that
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  I'm leaving without him for New York. I really, really love New York because we
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  have, we have a lot of plans in our heads to tear New
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  York apart together. Dude, we will destroy that place because I, I lived there and
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  I have like a lot of places where I'm like, yeah, I'm like weirdly a
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  regular and like it's— I cannot— you're walking like a little celebrity.
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  It's a very Norm Cheers type of situation. They'll immediately lose interest in you because
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  I become one's favorite person as soon as I walk into
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  the restaurant. I don't think that was necessary, and that is actually very true.
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  It actually is a problem in a lot of places we go to. We'll go
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  to a place and they're thrilled to see me, my local spots,
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  and then when you walk in, I'm fucking not there. Yeah.
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  You're yesterday's news. It happened at the fucking Rose Bowl,
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  man. I know. I'm sitting there, I'm like, yeah, I'm cock of the walk,
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  just walking my beat, doing my thing. You see how they legend? Me, me,
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  me, me, me, me, me, me. And the dude just fucking walks right by me.
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  Ray, I love your, your videos.
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  And she's like, have you met my friend Cody? He's like, I don't give a
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  fuck. He was like, please don't make me talk to this loser. Um,
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  no, I, uh, also you and I have talked about this.
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  You were— we're trying to ensure that you're gonna play baseball
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  at least some point. Yes. Before you're done.
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  Oh, I'm definitely— I'm gonna definitely— I'm 100% gonna play in one more
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  UCLA baseball alumni game. And there is, there is still
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  a realistic chance at some point I might actually play in
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  an independent baseball league game again here in Southern California. There is
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  a realistic chance that actually takes place. That I will
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  be— the, the, the Instagram stories of
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  On the Regular's Instagram page that day will be back, which is like
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  me in the stands. Oh, it'll be so good making friends and then acting like
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  an absolute maniac because my family's known for being in the crowd and being loud.
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  Well, I can't wait for the UCLA one. That's going to be a fucking fun
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  one because That's going to be around a lot of people I know, and that's
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  going to be great. But here's the thing. A lot of people are already very,
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  very excited, very excited for today's Media Corner.
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  Mm-hmm. Are they already talking about Dan Orlovsky? They are all talking about
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  Dan Orlovsky. You guys are going to have to wait. And a lot of people—
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  a lot of people are just bringing up Mina Kimes, your new— your new associate
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  at Threads. Yeah. Mina Kimes is rolling in her grave. Mina Kimes
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  puts up with this man. Listen. Just one after another.
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  Poor— somehow this has just become a Mina, a Mina Kimes situation.
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  They're just like, that's who we were really feeling bad for. Um, all right,
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  well then we might as well get into it because, you know, we got a
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  lot of show to do and only so much time to do it. And at
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  this point, you know, I'm covered in wine. So you are, you are,
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  just how everyone likes you. Exactly. I mean, listen, who doesn't,
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  who doesn't want a woman walking into a bar just— I mean, into a room
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  already smelling just fully of wine? It is. You are covered in wine,
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  and I'm very, very sorry about that. Uh, my mug did kind of explode.
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  They will be hearing from me. Maybe you'll be hearing from our
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  lawyers. Name— oh, we could— we can do like the Trump thing and like call
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  in like fake lawyers. Yeah, like our own lawyer. Yeah. Oh,
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  I don't know what Mr. Decker's been up to. He's very— Mr. Decker is currently
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  covered in wine. He couldn't come to the phone. This is Paul Thomas
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  Andrewson. See, I didn't do Paul Thomas Anderson. Esquire. I'll throw
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  an Esquire. Yeah. Well, the thing is, you got to get your $30 back or
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  whatever it was. I do need my $30 back. All right. Headline number 1.
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  Tanya, take it away. We're going to hit
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  on last night's Monday Night Football game, as we always do on Tuesdays.
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  The Eagles are in a spiral as an entire
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  entity. The Cowboys snapped their 2-game losing streak.
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  Philly dropped its 5th consecutive game in a defeat that exposed problems on both sides
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  of the ball. The Cowboys piled up 416 total
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  yards, including 204 rushing yards and 18 unanswered
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  points after the Eagles briefly took the lead in the third quarter. So it was
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  a good game through 3 quarters. Then shit goes to hell. Now,
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  important to point out that Dallas entered the game with one of the NFL's
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  least productive rushing attacks, and yet
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  over 200 yards on the ground. Williams was averaging 6.2 yards per carry.
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  Prescott was not sacked or hit by the Eagles defense.
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  This Eagles defense looks atrocious.
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  Now, you and I have been talking a lot about Howie Roseman.
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  Yeah, this is a defense that lost 3 to 4 key players last year.
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  He let them go in free agency. They had a big signing midseason that they
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  then let go. There's a lot going on here.
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  It's a— it's like a fairly well-paid defense, But it's not well constructed. Yeah.
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  And I don't know, Cody, do you think this team looks the
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  same without Jalen Hurts? No, I don't. It's funny. It's funny. It seemed like they
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  lost that one little engine that was capable
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  of making them win. And I don't want to
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  say I feel vindicated because the man's got blood clots, but I do feel
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  vindicated. I hope he feels vindicated. I hope he does. Because, like, listen,
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  they were— they were working so fucking overtime on trying to pin this season
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  on him and Sirianni, which they're going to successfully now pin on Sirianni.
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  Um, but Hurts is going to kind of— luckily Hurts is not going
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  to be saddled with this. And I think a lot of fucking people have really
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  opened their eyes a little bit when it comes to Jalen Hurts and kind of
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  the treatment of Jalen Hurts. And I, I don't think enough people are putting together
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  the timeline of all of this well enough for me, um, to see how like
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  the, the corporate machine was kind of putting out the hit pieces on Jalen going
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  into this season. That, that still really fucking bugs me. But now
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  that kind of how he's got egg on his face and he kind of has
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  nowhere else to run except for pinning it on Sirianni at this
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  point, he's going to And listen, you do what you got to do. But at
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  the end of the day, the Eagles look like absolute dogshit. They looked like dogshit
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  from jump street. And even though I thought that, I still thought with Jalen Hurts
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  there, they were going to win this division. Now, of course, they're going to— they
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  would have. I think they would have won that game last night with Jalen Hurts.
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  They definitely would have won that game. Also, did you notice that the broadcast was
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  really trying to sell people on Tanner McKee? Yeah, it was
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  bizarre. It was weird. Tanner was not playing well. He wasn't awful. He could have
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  been way worse. He was fine. But they were like, you know, he's really capable
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  of— no, he's fucking not. He is a true and like a
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  tried and true, very inexperienced backup. Like he's one of the most inexperienced backups that
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  they have on a team that's supposed to be a playoff contender. And I've talked
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  about this a lot. This is another sign of, of Howie Roseman being
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  unserious about this team, but trying to convince Eagles fans that he is.
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  Backup quarterbacks are a sign of how,
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  how much you really believe in your team as a title contender. Yeah.
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  So when you look around the league, you know, Lamar Jackson has Tyler Huntley,
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  great backup quarterback. Up in Buffalo,
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  Josh Allen has— he has somebody that's like pretty legit, like just veteran
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  quarterbacks. We see the quarter— the backup quarterbacks for Caleb Williams.
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  Unserious situation with the Rams, which I don't love.
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  With the Ty Simpson situation. Yeah, it's a bit of a mess. So like,
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  honestly, if Matthew Stafford goes down, the Rams are just— yeah, they have no
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  chance. But if you look around the league for the majority, like fucking Patrick Mahomes
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  backup is Justin Fields. Like When you have a—
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  nobody ever talks about the fact that I didn't even know that.
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  Yeah, quarterback depth is like pretty nice one, really, really important
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  when you feel like, okay, if our quarterback goes down, who do we have to
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  try to step up if we're trying to patch together a few games? Yeah,
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  for them that— it's just like, that's just another fucking little
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  thing that irks me about the whole situation because that's— he should have
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  a real backup quarterback. I agree. Supposedly they wanted Andy Dalton to be the backup,
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  and he said no. I'm actually kind of surprised by that. That's— are you surprised
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  by that? Because didn't he just go somewhere? Didn't he just— I think it might
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  have been before the season. Oh, but Andy just went somewhere. The Red Rifle just
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  went to a team. He did? Yeah, as a backup, I think. Oh, weird.
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  Yeah. Let us know in the chat if you know where Andy Dalton went.
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  Yeah, please let us know if you've heard any, any of that breaking news of
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  Andy Dalton that I know is just turning the pages of the paper. The Cowboys
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  offense looked how it was, how it should have looked this whole season, But like,
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  but their defense is also dogshit. Their defense still gave up, what, 20 to
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  Tanner McKee? Tanner McKee, who is very capable, by the way, based on the broadcast.
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  Yeah, he was great. Oh my God. Yeah, he's capable because he can score on
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  the fucking Cowboy defense. That shit's made of fucking graham crackers.
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  Yeah, graham crackers is crazy.
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  Jesus. So yeah, I don't feel like I learned
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  a ton about the Cowboys other than like, okay, like you can, you can
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  beat a reeling divisional rival without their starting quarterback
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  with a real falling apart defense. I don't
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  know, man. That, that entire organization's in disarray. And I do feel like the locker
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  room has suffered a lot because of it. So I'm really just not
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  that shocked. He went to the Atlanta Falcons. Okay. All right.
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  I actually really like that move. I fucking love it. Very weird backup for Michael
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  Penix. Yeah, but it's a weird choice. But like, you're not going to go find
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  another Michael Penix. It's also Kevin Stefanski. He's got to have a white guy on
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  that roster. Where are you going to find— but where are you going to find
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  another lefty? I mean, fucking, you can't get Mark Brunell to come out of retirement.
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  Left? No, it's just that you can't get another Michael Penix.
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  Where are you going to find another lefty? He found Tua. Tua. That's it.
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  That's all. And he's tried. And we learned this cannot happen again.
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  I honestly think Michael Vick right now would be better than Tua. Oh,
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  100%. 100%. I would like to see it.
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  I would. I mean, not— I really don't because I'm glad he's healthy and retired.
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  But, you know, like in the world where we could guarantee he couldn't get hurt.
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  Well, I'm just saying that would— Andy Dalton over to the Falcons is not bad.
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  Crazy hot take on the show when we get to the— if we get to
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  the Falcons, I might be mentioning the Falcons are next. Good, because I got a
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  crazy hot take about the Falcons. Okay, so quickly, the Falcons beat the
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  San Francisco 49ers. They did. San Francisco had an
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  early 14-3 lead in the second quarter, but Atlanta responded with 23
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  unanswered points across the 4 consecutive scoring drives. The Falcons
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  forced 4 turnovers and intercepted a late pass to end the 49ers'
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  comeback hopes. San Francisco is no longer undefeated.
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  They are 6-1. Atlanta demonstrated Just how aggressively forcing turnovers
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  can flip a game for a high-performing opponent.
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  Before I ask my question of the game, I would love to hear your hot
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  take. Now, obviously, every one of
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  my hot takes comes barring health and injury. Okay.
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  The Atlanta Falcons are going to be battling to go to the Super Bowl.
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  They're going to the NFC Championship Game. I don't know if they're going to win
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  that game, but they're going to that game. Is that
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  like because they're going to— that's what it convinced you of yesterday? No, they're going
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  to win their division. They're— because their division— oh well, yeah, we know that.
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  They're going to win 2 games and they're going to the NFC Championship Game.
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  They might not win that game, but they're gonna fucking surprise everybody and fucking Michael
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  Penix Jr. is gonna play out of his ass. I would love that. I'm— it's
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  going to fucking happen. I don't think they're going to the Super Bowl, but I
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  think they're going deep into the playoffs and I think they're gonna surprise everybody.
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  I would love that. I would love that for everyone there. I still really have
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  a lot of beef with Kevin Stefanski. I get it. So it's an emotional thing
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  for me. I get it. But I care more about those players than I hate
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  Kevin Stefanski. And that is improvement for me. Look at you. You have fucking grown.
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  Thank you. Or are you getting soft? Don't, don't accuse me of
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  that. I won't. I won't. I'm asking. I'm just asking questions.
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  Isn't that what podcasts are for? Oh my God. I'm just asking questions. Well,
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  I have a question. Yes. Is Brock Purdy the
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  guy who can hold things down when he loses weapons, when things are like off?
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  Because like, this is the whole thing with him. He's lost a lot of weapons.
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  But this is the whole thing with him, is that like he looks so
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  good when everything's cooking and all, everybody's there and whatever. And it's— and
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  it's not that he was bad. He was not bad. Brock Purdy is never
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  bad. And I like— that's why I do genuinely always respect him. But like comparing
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  him to someone like Jalen Hurts, who's going to will you a fucking victory with
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  fucking nothing on the field, whatever, whatever. I don't know if he's that guy.
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  We're about— how about this? We're finally going to really find out.
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  Huh? I think Mike Evans is coming back. Well, good. I need him on my
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  fucking fantasy team, dude. Well, can you tell your tight end to do something?
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  We'll take it to that later. Which one? Uh, because I picked up Mayer and
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  neither did fucking shit for me this week. Um, but like, I don't
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  know, I just have questions about the Niners.
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  You and I have stayed skeptical that they can go like bell
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  to bell when it comes to a season, start out this hot
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  and end with a title, right? Like, they're just— there's always something
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  that seems to like just be being chipped away at their success.
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  And it's— you can't fault Shanahan's scheming and design.
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  There's nobody who does it better than him. They might do it as well,
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  but not better. I don't know, man. I— every once
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  in a while, I just feel like I see what the
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  one little ripple that Brock Purdy just isn't.
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  And I do wonder if it's not actually Brock Purdy's fault, but more a
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  flaw in Shanahan's design, really, which is, you know, I said before the season started
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  that it's like the one thing that we're all like selling is bulletproof, and even
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  I'm kind of buying into that. Here's, here's the,
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  the fatal flaw. Here's the little, you know, break in
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  the storage system that causes the Titanic to fall apart.
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  The— a lot of people say not anybody, not just anybody can run Shanahan's system.
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  You gotta be smart, you gotta be whatever. No, any quarterback,
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  any like good to above average to great quarterback can
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  run Shanahan's system. Most quarterbacks are too good
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  for it. If you look at Josh Allen,
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  Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, Jalen Hurts, Matthew Stafford,
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  all of those guys, the best quarterbacks in the league, Caleb Williams, even if you
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  want to extend it to Drake Maye, they could all run that offense.
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  They really could. They are all too talented for it. You would
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  be underutilizing what they can do, whether it's in the pass game, the run game,
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  dual threat. It doesn't matter. You could be on— you'd be underutilizing
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  them because it is so, so managed. And the
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  great thing about Purdy is that he can manage it perfectly.
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  He can do everything that's asked of him. He absolutely can. And his
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  talent doesn't exceed the scheme, it meets it.
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  And sometimes he's able to scramble out of a problem or
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  whatever else. He's mobile enough. But like, that's also the flaw,
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  is that Shanahan doesn't let his quarterback fucking quarterback,
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  right? Like, doesn't— like, Purdy, for all I know, is perfectly capable
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  of freelancing, going to a read, going to whatever and doing
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  the thing and just taking over a game. That's not what Shanahan
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  quarterbacks do. And I do think in these spots it holds them back. That makes
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  sense. Thank you. No, that makes sense. I'm looking forward to seeing it. How about
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  this? We're about to finally actually see it. Great. Mike Evans is coming back,
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  so he's not going to be out without all his weapons. But Mike Evans has
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  also been hobbled the whole season. One more hit's going to fucking put him back
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  down again. Trust me, I know. He's my fantasy fucking wide receiver and
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  my whole season is now dictated on his health now.
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  I'm so sorry to hear that. I know it's not fucking great. That being
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  said, I'm looking forward to seeing it because I'm rooting for
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  Brock Purdy. It's hard not to root for the guy. There's nothing— there's no reason
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  to not root for Brock Purdy. Let's move on to the Bengals-Ravens game where
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  I think we learned more about the Ravens than we did about the Bengals.
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  Although, you know, I I think they come into the second half,
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  have it come out of the second half with a— they're down,
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  um, and they just laid
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  it on. They just laid it on to the Ravens. Ravens fell apart. They have
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  a major— they have a major issue here. We have an issue with the Ravens
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  who lost 35-13 after leading the game with the 13, and then
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  there was just every other point was the fucking Bengals.
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  We talked about this earlier in the season. Everybody was talking about how the
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  Ravens fall apart. They just fall apart at the end of games. They fall apart
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  in the 4th quarter. Not Lamar specifically, but the rest of the team.
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  Thought it was maybe a Jim— a, uh, John Harbaugh situation.
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  All kinds of things that it could be. This is a— like, Cody,
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  it has to be like a culture problem. I mean, this is like weak
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  shit. It's weird. Weak shit. Because like, you're right, like, we thought
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  it might have been Harbaugh, but it's strange. He's gone and the same thing still
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  exists. But like, this is the thing. Minter is a Harbaugh tree guy. He just
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  came from Jim. And like, during the offseason,
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  I, I really fought my ass off to be excited about
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  Jesse Minter. Ravens fans were excited about— I didn't want to rain on their parade.
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  This is why I rain on y'all's parade. This is why I fucking say what
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  I say, because I try— what I wanted, what I wanted to see was if
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  you're gonna go defense, yeah, you hire Brian Flores,
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  you hire a Black head coach for that quarterback. Give your
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  quarterback someone he can fucking relate to for once. These fucking white guys
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  every fucking time. And I'm not saying Black quarterbacks can't work with white coaches.
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  That's not what I'm saying at all. But like, these— we saw
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  the difference in, in guys like Mike Tomlin and
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  the difference that he could make and relate— in relating to his players.
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  Black quarterbacks rarely ever get that. Okay, fine, you're gonna give him another white
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  guy. What else is new? Then I'm thinking, well, if you're gonna
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  go offensive, are there offensive coordinators out there that
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  are capable of, you know, maybe giving Lamar what he needs?
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  And it's just like they just went with another
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  non-offensive guy from a Harbaugh tree. And I don't— now we're seeing the same
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  shit. We have 2 cultures falling apart and both of them
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  are from the Harbaugh tree, both the Chargers and the Ravens. Oh, you're not wrong
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  about that. But I'm not willing to put the close of
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  the book on the Ravens right now. A Lamar-less loss is not
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  something I'm going to panic about. But you're not wrong about the 4th quarter collapses.
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  That's just something I just don't understand. Perfectly capable without Lamar.
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  I agree. Not giving up 30 fucking points in the second half.
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  I truly do not understand the fourth quarter collapses. I truly do not. It's insane.
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  There is something wrong. Maybe I don't. I would say they're cursed, but they've
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  won a few championships, to say the least. Well, yeah, not in a minute though,
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  right? True. But like, they came from— they came from Cleveland.
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  Sure. Well, yeah, they shed the curse when they came from Cleveland because they won
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  very soon after that. Like almost immediately, in fact. Ray Lewis helps with that.
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  It did. It does. Getting Ray Lewis really helped that out. It really does.
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  Amazing. He was good. Is he available by any chance? He is.
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  But, I quickly wanted
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  to touch on Bucs-Panthers because, bludgeoning. I have been like holding
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  on. I, I've watched Todd Bowles hold on to his job
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  for dear life. And, and I really like Todd Bowles. He's been a really successful
• 19:19
  coach. And anybody that Bruce Arians rides for, I ride for.
• 19:22
  He's like a great assessor of talent and somebody who is one of
• 19:26
  the few reasons why there's as much diversity in the league as there is.
• 19:29
  Um, so I love Bruce Arians' guy, and Todd
• 19:33
  Bowles is great. His defense destroyed—
• 19:37
  I mean, we've been, we've been really praising Bryce Young. Yes,
• 19:40
  really praising the Panthers. They looked like shit. Awful. I mean, they fucking rocked
• 19:44
  their asses. I was blown away by this game. Like, fucking blown
• 19:48
  away. It was in the early set of games, and I just remember watching this
• 19:50
  thinking like I was watching a rerun of like 2 seasons ago. Like,
• 19:54
  or what, like what Brady's like You know, last season,
• 19:57
  like, this was batshit. It was— Baker was
• 20:01
  having the time of his fucking life. Well, you know what? I think they
• 20:05
  discovered exactly what they need to do to make Baker Mayfield work and worth what
• 20:08
  they just paid him, which is give the ball to Bucky Irving. Yeah. Which has
• 20:11
  always sort of been what they should be doing. Bucky Irving's been really underrated
• 20:16
  and really underutilized, and I like seeing him being leaned on. 106 yards,
• 20:19
  2 touchdowns. It did sort of feel like this was like a fuck
• 20:24
  you game from— I don't know what it— like, does he have a beef with
• 20:25
  Dave Canales? I don't know. He really run it. Up there. It was—
• 20:30
  he was— he was proving some sort of fucking point. He was really fucking bitch-slapping
• 20:33
  the guy. Cody, we gotta talk about Giants fans. Let's talk about Giants fans because
• 20:37
  they fucking suck. They're delusional. Yeah, guys, ride for JJ all you
• 20:41
  want. This is at your own fucking risk. You do your thing. And it's not
• 20:44
  even just Giants fans, it's Michigan fans too, which annoys me
• 20:48
  because I'm a Michigan fan. And so are we gonna have a problem next month,
• 20:52
  you and I? UCLA is going up to Ann Arbor, man.
• 20:55
  No, we won't have a problem. They're bad this year. Yes, they are. And so
• 20:58
  I can just root for UCLA for you. Like, I don't really care. Like,
• 21:00
  that's, that's fine, girl. Yeah. So, okay, here's the deal.
• 21:04
  The Michigan fans and the Giants fans congregated
• 21:09
  upon me on Threads when I wrote, I'm not buying into JJ McCarthy hype.
• 21:13
  Oh, I've done this before. You got some shit again. They were all after you.
• 21:16
  They were so mad. Rich Eisen talks shit.
• 21:19
  He posted a fucking— he posted that goddamn JJ McCarthy dime,
• 21:23
  which was a dime. He threw a fucking dime. Yeah. And he posted the highlight
• 21:27
  with, with the eyeballs and I'm like, Rich, oh my God, yes, he threw a
• 21:31
  nice pass in, in his first start. He did good. Zach Wilson,
• 21:35
  have you not seen this story before? First of all, I watched his run at
• 21:38
  Michigan. He was, he was a great— he was a, he was above average college
• 21:41
  quarterback who got the job done. Thank God the whole offense ran
• 21:45
  through Blake Corum. It was really nice. Yes. Just so we're clear. Yes. It ran
• 21:48
  through Blake Corum. That dude doesn't do shit without Blake. Okay, fine. But he did
• 21:52
  his job great. Seen a lot of great college quarterbacks. I don't
• 21:56
  get it either. Are we serious? All— and I didn't even say JJ's gonna
• 22:00
  suck, stop believing in him. All I said was I am not buying into
• 22:03
  hype. One, they— it was an overtime
• 22:08
  win against the Texans, who are bad, who have
• 22:11
  lost the fucking plot. I— listen, Again,
• 22:15
  if you want to put your fucking stock in JJ McCarthy, you do your thing.
• 22:18
  You fucking do it. You fucking light the candles. You do all your shit.
• 22:23
  I am not going to do that because I can clearly
• 22:27
  see what's about to happen. Now granted, you're in the worst fucking division maybe
• 22:31
  in the NFL. There is maybe one other division that might be worse than you.
• 22:34
  Someone has to win this division, so it might as well be
• 22:38
  you. But I sure as shit am not fucking ring the victory bells
• 22:42
  about the fucking New York Football Giants. It's— it was— it's honestly like,
• 22:45
  I have to be honest, the most delusional thing on the planet is for
• 22:49
  you to get J.J. McCarthy, a failed discard from
• 22:53
  the Vikings, and then have him have one good start and be mad that
• 22:56
  all that I said, I'm not buying it. I'm not— you— you
• 23:01
  buying it? What does it— these motherfuckers don't have to prove
• 23:05
  anything. These white boys don't have to prove fucking shit to anybody, do they?
• 23:08
  They really fucking don't. They just got to show up with blond hair
• 23:12
  and a fucking little attitude playing for a Harbaugh, and that's all it takes for
• 23:16
  everybody to just start— uh, are you fucking kidding me?
• 23:19
  Okay, I didn't think I was gonna get that mad, but you know what,
• 23:23
  I surprise myself every day, Cody.
• 23:27
  You know someone's gonna get a GIF, make a GIF of that, and that's gonna
• 23:30
  be— that's gonna be the fucking worst thing you ever decided to do. And it's
• 23:34
  JJ McCarthy that did it to you. It's JJ that broke you. You don't care.
• 23:37
  I— you have to understand, I don't I don't
• 23:41
  care. I'm gonna end up— I'm gonna end up— I can't believe it was Jay.
• 23:44
  Of all the things that we talk about on the show, it's finally JJ the
• 23:48
  one that got you. Because, because Shedeur had like 300-yard
• 23:52
  passing games with the worst fucking offense I've seen in a minute last year on
• 23:55
  the Browns, and all I wanted to do was give him credit after a game.
• 23:58
  I just want to give him credit after a game and say that he did
• 24:01
  something no rookie has done for like 20 years for the Browns, and people were
• 24:05
  like It's one game, you fucking loser.
• 24:09
  You're not wrong. Listen, I'm gonna— I didn't say he was taking them to the
• 24:12
  playoffs. I am very blown away by the amount of JJ McCarthy hype that happened
• 24:16
  this last weekend. Let's see how it goes to next weekend and then the next
• 24:19
  weekend. I have seen this story. Maybe,
• 24:22
  maybe a miracle has happened. Maybe this is a Disney movie.
• 24:25
  Maybe. I have no reason to believe that we're fucking in a Disney movie.
• 24:30
  I mean, in general, let alone JJ fucking McCarthy.
• 24:33
  Dysregulated myself. Yeah, you okay? You back? I just
• 24:38
  was like— I just went into an absolute tailspin. You just saw a white-hot fucking
• 24:41
  flash of fury and just let it go. I think I didn't realize how mad
• 24:46
  the comments were making me. I didn't— I didn't realize either. Okay,
• 24:49
  well, sometimes you find things out about yourself. Um, speaking of the
• 24:53
  Vikings, Lady JJ15 says Tanya is channeling me. Oh good,
• 24:57
  I'm glad I'm channeling someone. Maybe that's why I felt out of body.
• 25:00
  Um, although that's not really— that was not out of character for me, let's be
• 25:04
  real. No, I've seen it. So the Vikings beat the Colts 16-10.
• 25:09
  Um, it was all defense. The offense was still struggling.
• 25:12
  They did lose Aaron Jones, so like, you know, there was, there were some issues
• 25:16
  there, but the defense continues to carry the team.
• 25:19
  Yeah. Um, they're amazing. They're the most dominant defense
• 25:23
  I've seen. It's, it's a gorgeous defense. They're just fantastic. And there
• 25:27
  aren't— they're Unlike the Seahawks, who have an excellent defense, they're just not getting the
• 25:30
  offensive support in the same way. So to be able to continue to do this
• 25:33
  week in, week out against, you know, good opponents, bad opponents, whatever,
• 25:36
  is super impressive. And they killed the— they killed
• 25:40
  the Colts. They were the death blow to the Colts, who are now entering into
• 25:43
  a fire sale, just selling players left and right. Yes, they are
• 25:47
  just throwing— just throwing contenders at everybody in the NFC. They trade
• 25:51
  Quentin Nelson, who is by far one of the best offensive
• 25:55
  linemen in the league, has been for 8 years,
• 25:59
  been to a Pro Bowl every fucking year he's ever played, basically.
• 26:03
  And who they send to the Niners?
• 26:06
  Forrest Buckner. Yep. So they're just—
• 26:09
  who's getting into the Michael Taylor sweepstakes?
• 26:14
  The, the Jonathan Taylor. Jonathan Taylor sweepstakes. Oh my
• 26:19
  God. Imagine. I'm just saying, I think you have to keep Jonathan Taylor because you
• 26:24
  need somebody to hold, hold it down for whoever you go get for a quarterback.
• 26:25
  Maybe, maybe. But You got to at least keep Jonathan Taylor.
• 26:28
  I'm just saying, if they did, if they really want— if they want to replenish
• 26:32
  some picks, I mean, that's definitely a fucking way to do it. Really good haul
• 26:34
  for Jonathan Taylor, and you could— and you could send him to the Bengals.
• 26:39
  Oh, shit. I know. I wouldn't like
• 26:42
  that. I know. I wouldn't like that one bit. But I will say,
• 26:46
  just another— just another example of like, I, I,
• 26:51
  I do think that Brian Flores has like coached
• 26:55
  him himself into like essentially a spot where
• 27:00
  any other person on planet Earth wouldn't get hired after this season.
• 27:04
  Any other. So like, he's really putting it to the fucking NFL right
• 27:08
  now. It's pretty great. Yes, it's pretty great. Um,
• 27:12
  do you want to quickly touch on the fact that you were right about the
• 27:15
  Lions-Packers? I would like to touch on the fact that I was right about— do
• 27:18
  you like that I remembered it though? I A little. Yeah,
• 27:22
  a little. I'm not gonna lie to you, a little bit. But I did think
• 27:25
  they were gonna beat him. I thought this was gonna be more of like a
• 27:27
  10-point win. I thought this was like— I thought the Packers were gonna take a
• 27:30
  step backwards this weekend. Okay, they didn't do that. Um, it was a hard-fought game
• 27:33
  back and forth. A lot of mistakes coaching-wise. Dear God, what the hell was going
• 27:36
  on in that shit, dude? I don't know. Um, but at least— and you really
• 27:39
  gotta hand it to Gibbs. Gibbs really nearly blew his knee out to make
• 27:43
  sure that clock was still running. I know. Uh, that scared the living shit out
• 27:47
  of me. You saw that too, right? Oh dude, that Because I loved
• 27:51
  Jahmyr Gibbs. That was an inch away from tearing that knee up forever. So thank
• 27:54
  God he just fell down very awkwardly. Yeah, for once we didn't
• 27:59
  get the injury we thought we were gonna get. Yes, but yeah, they got,
• 28:01
  they got it done. Uh, they didn't beat the spread because the spread was 3.5
• 28:04
  points, so that was a bit of a bad beat on my end. Oh,
• 28:06
  did you bet on it? I didn't, but I, I did put like a gentleman's
• 28:09
  bet on it, and I don't like losing those either. All right,
• 28:12
  well, I won't tell anyone if, if you don't. I am a prideful man.
• 28:17
  Detroit continues to look like the most untrustworthy good
• 28:20
  team in the NFL. Yeah, like it's, it's like every game
• 28:24
  they win, I'm not surprised they won it by the way they played,
• 28:28
  but they try to lose stuff that like makes me be like, what the fuck?
• 28:31
  But then their offense is so good and there's— it's,
• 28:34
  it's like watching the— it's like watching someone that's really
• 28:38
  hammered like win a game of cornhole and
• 28:41
  because you know they're super talented and like they should just blow you out,
• 28:45
  but they like barely do it every time just because they have the clutch gene.
• 28:47
  Yes, they just have the clutch gene. This is not a team that can win
• 28:51
  a fucking— that I don't think they can make a championship game. They're too—
• 28:55
  but they just are gonna keep making it hard on other teams out of nowhere,
• 28:57
  and then in 2 weeks they'll get blown out by someone stupid. Yeah, and that's
• 29:01
  how they're gonna lose in January. That's just what's gonna fucking happen. They'll, they'll blow
• 29:05
  somebody out in the first game, then they'll get 1 game away from the fucking
• 29:08
  NFC Championship Game and they'll make the dumbest fucking mistakes and they'll fucking lose to
• 29:12
  the Bears because they fucking created a safety somehow
• 29:16
  because the center snapped when Jared Goff's back was turned somehow, right?
• 29:19
  And like, I just— I don't know, man. I know that that division's
• 29:23
  difficult. So like, the Vikings and the Bears are at the top of it.
• 29:25
  The Packers are 4-3. The Lions are— but they're just all fucking good.
• 29:29
  So it's crazy because you look at the Pack— the Packers have seemed
• 29:33
  worse than their record, but, but not lately. These last 3 weeks
• 29:37
  they've looked great, right? And so like Are they— I
• 29:40
  was starting to think maybe it might be time for Matt LaFleur, change, change of
• 29:44
  the guard there. You're not going to move on from Jordan Love. I mean,
• 29:46
  that's not that. So are we just going to keep doing this every single
• 29:50
  year with these teams? Because they're— if any of these teams are in any other
• 29:53
  division, I swear to God that like those coaches would be legends. But instead they
• 29:57
  have to fucking all fight each other. Fucking wild, isn't it? It is really the
• 30:01
  best division in football. And it has been. I know. For fucking—
• 30:04
  for a while now. But it's just funny how it's like generating no championships.
• 30:09
  Well, you know what? Caleb Williams, Michael Penix,
• 30:13
  NFC Championship Game, anybody? I mean, I'd fucking watch the shit out of
• 30:17
  that. Okay. The Rams beat the Las Vegas
• 30:21
  Raiders 35-21. Didn't even have a fucking pulse. This was a bad
• 30:24
  loss. They looked like shit. They looked like shit on every part of the game.
• 30:28
  Actually, the only thing that didn't look like shit was probably Kirk Cousins. Yeah.
• 30:31
  Um, running game didn't look too bad. I mean, it— there's
• 30:35
  a couple moments there where I was just like, this is just the Kirk Cousins
• 30:38
  experience. Yeah, just like— but it wasn't his fault. That defense is horrible. Here's what
• 30:41
  I don't like about Kirk is like, he does not like elevate.
• 30:46
  He will get you out of some stuff, like he'll do his job, but I've
• 30:50
  never watched Kirk Cousins elevate the game where I'm like, oh, this dude's taken
• 30:54
  over it and he's taken it over in some way. You can do that from
• 30:57
  the pocket. You don't have to be a dual threat or like whatever else.
• 31:00
  Kirk does not do that. He just goes and does his job.
• 31:03
  Well, you mentioned the clutch gene, like, right, he might not have the— he doesn't
• 31:07
  have that. And he also just doesn't— he doesn't have the energy to like— and
• 31:10
  he never has. Um, like, we had the moment back
• 31:14
  in the day with the Washington football team. You like that? And it was
• 31:18
  like, oh, this guy's like— and it's just like, he's really not that guy.
• 31:21
  He seems like a nice enough guy. It seems like his,
• 31:25
  his teammates get along with him, but He's just not going to get you where
• 31:28
  you need to go. Probably. I actually have a, uh, a theory what,
• 31:31
  what should happen. I honestly think if the Raiders were to drop this game this
• 31:34
  weekend against the Jets, I think the Raiders should then get
• 31:38
  ready to start Mendoza and they should trade Kirk Cousins.
• 31:42
  And I was thinking let him back up in Minnesota behind Kyler,
• 31:46
  knows the system. And if, if Kyler goes down due to an injury again,
• 31:49
  you have a guy that knows that system inside and out and he has a
• 31:52
  chance to play for a playoff team. You listen, Vikings fans can't handle it.
• 31:56
  They— if, if Kyler goes down and they lose in another
• 32:01
  playoffs after like winning the NFC North and it's Kirk Cousins again,
• 32:04
  they will all commit mass murder. Better than them throwing out Carson Wentz or
• 32:09
  whoever the fuck they got. I think they'd— I'm not— you think they'd rather Carson
• 32:12
  Wentz? I know Vikings fans, they have been pushed to the brink of insanity.
• 32:15
  Well, it is pretty tough, I will admit that, because like it's one thing to
• 32:19
  be bad, it's one thing to be a Browns fan. No, it's worse to be
• 32:21
  good and never ever do it. Winning the NFC North, being really good, having the
• 32:26
  the craziest playoff losses in like a minute. Yeah. And then ever— like,
• 32:30
  that drives you to a level of insanity that just sucking
• 32:33
  doesn't quite even reach. I agree. That's why I don't know how Bills fans are
• 32:37
  still here. So Minnesota Vikings fans are, are very,
• 32:41
  very weird. I don't think they could handle it. But I don't hate the suggestion
• 32:45
  on its face. As far as the Rams are concerned, um,
• 32:48
  they looked like— they looked fantastic. They looked really good.
• 32:51
  I was so pleased with the fact that the adjustments without
• 32:56
  their wide receivers looked the way that they did. You mentioned Corum. What a fucking
• 32:58
  game from Corum. What a game from Williams. Started running the fucking ball.
• 33:02
  Thank you. Good job, Sean. By the way, Matthew Stafford's been playing really well this
• 33:06
  year. He's just— he's been forced to throw the ball 50 fucking plus
• 33:09
  times. Forced? Forced like it's not his favorite thing in the world
• 33:13
  to fucking do? Okay, let me rephrase that. He got his dream fucking come true
• 33:17
  and he's just been jacking off all over the fucking field by throwing all these
• 33:20
  fucking hero throws. Yeah, but instead, I'm not going to call
• 33:24
  it conservative, I'm going to call it balanced. This was a really balanced game.
• 33:27
  He threw like 27 passes, he completed like 22 of them. What— and
• 33:30
  what did I tell you? What have I been telling you about— like, I mean,
• 33:33
  have I not been fucking hammering this home? You have been. Make him throw a
• 33:37
  little bit less, balance the offense out, give him a chance to actually like throw
• 33:42
  the ball when it's actually necessary and open things up.
• 33:45
  Like, this is the way your offense needs to look sometimes. I agree.
• 33:49
  Um, and it did do that so good. Now granted, I— listen,
• 33:53
  I'm a Raider fan. The one really bad thing about this, the defense isn't good.
• 33:56
  Defense is awful. They give up fucking 30 points a goddamn game. Yeah, but I
• 33:59
  will say the Rams just— they, they looked fucking
• 34:03
  phenomenal. That's the Rams team that I'm expecting to obviously do it against a better
• 34:07
  defense. You know what, you don't have to go up against the Seahawks or the—
• 34:10
  well, you're not going to see it this weekend because they're playing the Chargers,
• 34:13
  right? So they're going to destroy them. It's going to be a, um, bludgeoning.
• 34:16
  And we're still going to apparently be talking about every quarterback but Justin Justin Herbert
• 34:20
  after that one. It's not his fault. Um, so all right,
• 34:23
  well, let's never do it. Rams might be back in.
• 34:26
  They might be back in. Remains to be seen. Um,
• 34:30
  do you think that Jim Harbaugh goes up to, to like Justin Herbert like
• 34:34
  it's in Good Will Hunting and honestly just says, it's not your fault?
• 34:38
  Yes, it's not your fault. Until Justin eventually— it's not your fault,
• 34:41
  buddy. Yeah, he doesn't— he does a— he doesn't— he pats him on the ass,
• 34:44
  I think. Oh, I guess he had asked— turns around, just He seems like an
• 34:48
  ass patter. I can see that. Yeah, I was an ass patter in the dugout.
• 34:50
  Well, all baseball players are ass patters. Oh my God, you guys are so homoerotic.
• 34:54
  Well, that's, that's the weird thing is like most of them are all Christian.
• 34:57
  Like I was the one that was like, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality.
• 35:00
  Oh well, the MLB, because they have, they have all the Dominicans, they get— oh,
• 35:04
  they're very, they're very comfortable with it. They're very comfortable. Like it's, it's bothering me
• 35:07
  at all, all kinds of shit. So maybe the, maybe the, in the, um,
• 35:11
  in the lower tiers when, when you're playing down there with fewer
• 35:15
  non-whites. That is true. There's less ass patting.
• 35:18
  Maybe unless you're around, then you're patting asses. Dude, I'm patting asses. Okay. You played
• 35:22
  baseball with me. Your ass got touched consensually.
• 35:27
  If you're in that dugout, it's consensual. Yeah, I think you stepped
• 35:32
  onto Cody's world. You stepped into ass patting.
• 35:36
  So it's a— it's a— as soon as you get there, you're complying.
• 35:39
  Um, Seahawks-Chiefs suck.
• 35:43
  What the fuck happened? Bad. What the fuck? So here's
• 35:48
  the thing. This is what we need to talk about. Seattle's defense looked fantastic.
• 35:51
  Yes. Seattle also has 3 losses on the season. This is not like last night
• 35:55
  or on Sunday night. Um, Collinsworth was acting like
• 35:59
  it was, uh, it was the greatest defense we've ever seen.
• 36:03
  He was like, this is one of the— if this isn't the best defense in
• 36:05
  the league, then I don't know what is. First of all, they're fantastic. Yeah.
• 36:08
  Yeah, they're not the best defense in the league. We already know that.
• 36:11
  They have lost 3 games. This team has lost 3 games. That performance though.
• 36:15
  And so the, the fact
• 36:19
  that they looked like world beaters against the Chiefs is really
• 36:23
  concerning because all they had to do was one thing. All they had to do
• 36:27
  was stop K9. All they had to do was stop Kenneth Walker
• 36:31
  III. They did. And they did. And it all fell apart. It didn't
• 36:35
  just fall apart regular style. It didn't just fall apart like, uh, Patrick Mahomes throwing
• 36:38
  picks, things are— it fell apart. They did not get
• 36:42
  to the red zone. First time in Pat's career
• 36:45
  Patrick Mahomes couldn't get to the red zone. Couldn't believe it. So we're—
• 36:50
  this is, this is my question, like, do we—
• 36:53
  do the Chiefs have a Mahomes problem? No, come on,
• 36:58
  one loss? I've— no.
• 37:02
  No, I don't think they have a Mahomes problem, but I do think, I do
• 37:06
  think that they might have an Andy Reid problem. Really? Yeah. So Andy
• 37:09
  and, and Brett Veach build the team,
• 37:13
  and for years, much like Belichick,
• 37:17
  they have built a roster that they know that they can pick their spots,
• 37:21
  be a little bit cheap with, be like they can just plug and play,
• 37:23
  plug and play every year. New wide receivers, new running backs. You want to get
• 37:27
  paid, go elsewhere kind of stuff. And they rely on Mahomes to
• 37:30
  do the heavy lifting. Brady did it for years.
• 37:34
  Very much so. And then it starts
• 37:37
  to fall apart, right? Like that, that is going to eventually fall
• 37:41
  apart if your quarterback's having a down season or they're still getting
• 37:45
  their bearings after, you know, missing a large chunk of the season or whatever it
• 37:49
  might be. Mahomes is in now and through 6 games
• 37:53
  of post-surgery, you know, 6 games post-knee
• 37:58
  rehab. And so like something is off. I am
• 38:02
  very hesitant, as you are, to blame Patrick Mahomes.
• 38:05
  Same. Like, I don't think he's— I don't think he's playing well. Like, he's not
• 38:09
  been playing great this season. He has not played like Patrick Mahomes, but he's losing.
• 38:12
  But he's had moments. But he's had moments where he's shown himself. By the way,
• 38:15
  I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Him getting to the bottom of that scrum to
• 38:19
  recover was pretty badass, dude. When he ended up with him, this shit, when he
• 38:22
  was at the bottom, I was fucking blown away. How was he there? Because like
• 38:26
  everyone was there. That ball got kicked around like 14 fucking times.
• 38:30
  And he— and the thing about Patrick Mahomes that I've— it's— and I
• 38:33
  know that they tell quarterbacks not to do this. They don't want their quarterbacks hurt,
• 38:36
  whatever. But it's like, fucking sue me. When I can—
• 38:39
  when I see a guy that just doesn't— that has that
• 38:43
  motor, you will never see Patrick Mahomes throw
• 38:46
  a pick, fumble a ball, make a mistake and not
• 38:50
  do everything he can to help his team on the
• 38:54
  other side of that mistake. He does it every time. I've been watching it for
• 38:57
  years. I've been paying attention because I, I started noticing this years ago. I was
• 39:00
  like, he's the only motherfucker— he'll go and tackle, he'll go and he'll do anything,
• 39:03
  but he will not stand there. Anything else but putting
• 39:07
  yourself at the bottom of a scrum. I was blown away. It was pretty bad.
• 39:10
  It was crazy. It was pretty badass. Yeah. Unless he got hurt, in which it
• 39:12
  wouldn't have been badass, it would have been stupid. But this was better. But I
• 39:14
  still would have respected it and like, you know, whatever. I don't want to get
• 39:18
  hurt. He probably shouldn't do it, but I can't help but be like, it's like
• 39:21
  you. It's like you when you, when you You just see the white-hot flash of
• 39:24
  fucking fury. All of a sudden you're doing the fucking— that thing.
• 39:28
  I'm talking about in the show, not, not in life. That's not right. I apologize.
• 39:32
  He's like, she always does this. I apologize. I just meant just in the show.
• 39:36
  Oh my God, I realized that after the fact. I'm like, wait, that didn't sound
• 39:39
  right. Uh, yeah, you— I mean, you started conspiracy theories in the chat. No,
• 39:43
  no, no, no, no, sorry about that. Okay, so any other NFL thoughts?
• 39:48
  No, listen, I— the NFL has just been— it's been fun. I'm looking forward to
• 39:52
  Thursday night's game. I'm looking forward to just more football this fucking weekend. And you're
• 39:56
  gonna be watching it from New York City. I am. And I was thinking,
• 39:58
  I was like, what am I gonna do for Sunday? Like, I, I might have
• 40:01
  to just like— I'll send you spots if you want. What? I'll tell you where
• 40:03
  to go. No, no, I meant like, how am I gonna watch all the games?
• 40:07
  You know, do you have YouTube TV? But you know how I am.
• 40:10
  I know you. Oh, I know how you are. Yeah, I can't even hang out
• 40:14
  with you on Sundays. I know, it's bullshit. You came over here one Sunday,
• 40:18
  actually like chilled out and actually like had fun, almost relaxed,
• 40:21
  and you had fun. And then afterwards, as you were leaving, you said, and I
• 40:24
  quote, I will never do this again. And then like you fucking stormed
• 40:28
  off. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm so sorry. That was— it was,
• 40:32
  it was just like, it was just like, yeah, that was a great time,
• 40:34
  never again. Like, because the next day I was like,
• 40:38
  I don't know what happened. I couldn't— I'm so used to controlling my
• 40:41
  environment. And by the way, every game was on. Every game
• 40:45
  was— well, we were having streaming issues. Oh yeah, that day was particularly—
• 40:50
  we haven't had it since, but of course it happened on that fucking Sunday.
• 40:53
  Yeah, yeah. Um, but I am going to be in New York, and the good
• 40:56
  news is next, uh, Monday night's game is Seahawks-Bears,
• 40:59
  and that's going to be the game we do the watch party for. Okay.
• 41:03
  Out at this like cool spot. That's pretty sweet. In— you're gonna have a good
• 41:06
  time. Yeah, it's gonna be really, really fun. So I'm excited. I'm fired up for
• 41:09
  you on Uh, and then you're back what, Tuesday? Back on Wednesday.
• 41:13
  Wednesday. So we will be remote next Tuesday, but we'll be, we'll be back on
• 41:17
  Friday to discuss more. Yes, we will. She's gonna tell us all about the New
• 41:20
  York trip. Um, no, but, but we have our Friday show before I leave is
• 41:23
  what I'm saying. Oh yeah, no, no, we're not. We're working, we're working. We got
• 41:26
  stuff going on, we got stuff. Uh, headline number 2, Cody. Oh my God,
• 41:30
  we're back to headlines. Love that. Um, the WNBA Finals Game 6
• 41:34
  is gonna be at 12:30 in the afternoon on a Thursday.
• 41:40
  Okay, so we're gonna stay calm, we're gonna be reasonable,
• 41:44
  we're gonna be rational. There's enough people flipping out. There is a lot of
• 41:48
  people flipping out, and as they should. Yeah, no judgment. So like, let's try to—
• 41:51
  let's try to just come at this from the
• 41:55
  angle of 2 professionals in media and sports and
• 41:59
  discuss this The— on its merits. What the fuck,
• 42:03
  man? Okay, go ahead. The WNBA has confirmed that Game 6 will
• 42:07
  take place at State Farm Arena at 12:30 p.m. on Thursday,
• 42:11
  October 29th. The Hawks game against Cleveland is pushed to 8 p.m.
• 42:14
  Eastern. The Finals game retains its USA Network and Peacock
• 42:18
  broadcast.
• 42:22
  Should be noted that that's
• 42:26
  9:30 in the morning. For Valkyrie fans. Just so we're all clear, I will be
• 42:31
  on the air in my morning drive time Los
• 42:35
  Angeles radio show, on the air for a full hour
• 42:39
  of this game. That's fucking—
• 42:44
  that's fucking crazy. That's somewhat— the Valkyrie,
• 42:48
  the Valkyrie could be winning a title while I'm
• 42:52
  making lunch on a work day.
• 42:56
  I'm just saying that's crazy. Listen, I'm, I'm not like as
• 43:00
  angry about it. I'm just looking around going like,
• 43:04
  like, how, how are we letting this happen?
• 43:09
  Like, there really isn't anything we can do.
• 43:12
  Like, I know there are TV deals and all yada yada yada, and of course
• 43:15
  stadiums being booked and everything, but like, we can't move to another day? We can't
• 43:20
  just— we can't figure fucking something out here?
• 43:24
  Of course we can, and of course they could have. And I think that that's—
• 43:27
  this is what makes me angry, is that the
• 43:30
  WNBA is not different than any other professional
• 43:34
  sports league. It is not. It does not operate any differently than any
• 43:38
  other professional sports league. This has never been an issue at
• 43:42
  all. Just call it a rain delay. Or here's an idea:
• 43:46
  congrats to the Hawks and Cavs You're playing at the Dreams
• 43:51
  Arena for 3,500 very lucky fans. Everybody else gets a
• 43:54
  refund. Everybody's fucking shit stays the same. No, we're not moving times
• 43:58
  around. Both of you can play on Thursday night at different
• 44:02
  times. And here we go. Like, this solution was right in
• 44:05
  front of them. Move one single regular season NBA
• 44:10
  game for your shitfuck NBA team that can't win anything, hasn't won anything since
• 44:14
  the fucking '70s or whatever. And then let your,
• 44:18
  let your champion women in the fucking finals play
• 44:23
  in State Farm. All you do is refund the, like,
• 44:26
  you know, 12,000 people that don't get to go to the, don't get to go
• 44:30
  to the Dream Arena and call it a day. Like, the, the loss at
• 44:34
  that point is so minimal when you're bringing in
• 44:37
  finals crowds at the same time
• 44:41
  that they're filling up the other arena for the Hawks game.
• 44:44
  It would be— the broadcast would be amazing. You could turn— the Hawks
• 44:49
  could turn that opportunity to play in such a small arena into something fun,
• 44:54
  do something fun for the fans. And instead, the lack of creativity, the lack of
• 44:58
  flexibility has just shown again that the, the WNBA
• 45:02
  itself doesn't give a fuck to make this stuff happen.
• 45:05
  Atlanta, both the Dream and the Hawks, don't care to make this happen.
• 45:09
  And the networks are just going along with it. The networks are
• 45:13
  really the ones who could be driving this. Does— you're telling me Peacock
• 45:17
  and USA Today are fine with their potential game-winning,
• 45:22
  with title-winning Game 6 being at 12:30 in the afternoon?
• 45:25
  I just— but here's the thing, like, there's nothing. I'm looking at
• 45:29
  the, the stadium schedule for the week. It's because
• 45:33
  they're back-to-back road games the day before. But there's no— there's nothing on Friday,
• 45:37
  October 30th. Like, the stadium's
• 45:41
  open, it says, right? There's nothing on Friday, October 30th.
• 45:46
  Tanya, there's nothing on Friday, October 30th.
• 45:49
  Tanya,
• 45:54
  there's nothing on Friday, October 30th. I imagine that this is
• 45:57
  a Game 7 situation where then the Golden State
• 46:01
  Warriors would have to work with the Valkyrie. But there's
• 46:06
  nothing— there's nothing— it's open on October 30th, right?
• 46:09
  But if they move it to October 30th, you'd now have to move Game 7.
• 46:14
  Fucking fine. I put it in— just get me in primetime. Don't put it at
• 46:18
  9:00 a.m. I'm with you. Fucking— that makes a lot more sense
• 46:22
  because the Valkyrie and the Warriors have a much better relationship because they already share
• 46:25
  the fucking stadium. Yeah, so like, I don't know. That's a great point. I get
• 46:28
  this is a logistical fucking calamity. It doesn't have to
• 46:32
  be though. It doesn't have to be. That's the thing. It doesn't have to be.
• 46:34
  They don't give a fuck. This is the thing. At the end of the day,
• 46:36
  Cody, every single time something like this happens, everybody gives every other
• 46:40
  explanation other than these motherfuckers hate women. They hate women's sports.
• 46:43
  They don't fucking care. They don't invest in it. They don't do the logistics.
• 46:47
  We don't ever get the things that everybody else fucking gets. And then we get
• 46:50
  told we're crazy, gaslit to fucking hell about the fact that this is—
• 46:53
  oh, it just happens. No, it fucking doesn't. I have been watching sports my entire
• 46:57
  life. I've been doing it as a job my entire life. This does not happen.
• 47:00
  It does happen. I'll tell you where it happens. You ready? On season 5 of
• 47:04
  Shorzy, this is a comical situation that happens to Shorzy's team
• 47:08
  where they have to play a game in a different hockey rink at 6
• 47:11
  AM because they can't get the stadium for a certain set of
• 47:15
  hours. Granted, that is a show fictional in Northern
• 47:19
  Ontario, Canada about like a semi-pro
• 47:24
  hockey team. This is the WNBA Finals.
• 47:29
  I mean, there's nothing happening on Friday, October 30th.
• 47:32
  I'm just looking right here. Um, I'm really hoping whatever that is is lying
• 47:36
  to you. I'm really— I, I can't anymore. This is,
• 47:39
  excuse me, Google's finest super intelligence.
• 47:42
  Okay, well, don't say that. No, don't. No free ads, bro.
• 47:46
  Um, well, it's SI, you know, that's what we're calling it now, right?
• 47:49
  Um, so here's the thing. Because the Hawks play later that evening,
• 47:52
  there are concerns about how quickly the arena must be cleared and converted between games.
• 47:57
  So commentators have raised the possibility that a title celebration and postgame media availability would
• 48:01
  be rushed. That concern has become a symbol of the wider argument about whether the
• 48:04
  WNBA championship is receiving the resources and planning its growing audience
• 48:08
  warrants. No, the answer, Cody, is fucking no.
• 48:13
  This is the most viewed finals. This is the most
• 48:17
  hyped, most discussed finals since this league began.
• 48:21
  This league is supposed to be being invested in, and you Like,
• 48:25
  Cody, I really— I need you to like look me in the eyes when I
• 48:28
  say this. This league is at the height of its powers.
• 48:31
  Yes. They are potentially going to have a
• 48:35
  team win a title at brunch,
• 48:38
  shorten the celebration and the media availability
• 48:42
  so that the Hawks, the Atlanta Hawks,
• 48:46
  can play an October regular season game against
• 48:51
  the Cavaliers. That is fucking insane.
• 48:55
  It is fucking insane. Okay, I don't know what to say other than I told
• 48:59
  you we were going to be measured. We didn't have it in us, guys.
• 49:01
  No, no, I thought that was actually as measured as that fucking can be because
• 49:04
  this is just like— I just, I'm just looking at this because here's the truth.
• 49:08
  My only explanation is the same explanation you have. They just don't fucking care about
• 49:12
  women's sports. That's it. That's the only— oh, it's really the only explanation.
• 49:16
  I also have a conspiracy theory. Oh, I'm actually listening. I meant to, I meant
• 49:18
  to tell you this. So Adam Silver is looking for a new commissioner. Okay,
• 49:21
  this makes his current commissioner, who is stepping down at the end of the
• 49:25
  season, look really bad on the way out. Look really bad on the way out.
• 49:28
  It makes the league look ineffective. It makes the commissioner look ineffective.
• 49:31
  So in my mind, part of this is also Adam Silver
• 49:35
  thinking, if we can fuck up the NBA Finals at the height of the powers
• 49:38
  here— because I don't give a fuck about these women, I don't give a fuck
• 49:41
  about NBA players, let alone WNBA players— I can now I
• 49:45
  can now force in the commissioner that I really want and use this
• 49:49
  as leverage. Look how much they fucked this up. This league
• 49:53
  really needs structure. They really need leadership. And I've got the
• 49:57
  person for the job. And I— it's so conspiracy. Yes,
• 50:00
  that. But I do. I don't think it's crazy to think that he's, he's actually
• 50:05
  fucking with this entire process to force
• 50:08
  in whoever he wants at commissioner. So here's the thing. It's— I don't think it's
• 50:11
  that insane. Yeah. And if, by the way, if it it's not him specifically.
• 50:15
  Well, he's the one— he's the final say on the board. Well, you're probably— yes,
• 50:18
  you're probably right. It probably is him, or it's multiple people
• 50:22
  and he is helping the final say. Whatever this is,
• 50:26
  like, listen, the thing about this is this is just ungodly solvable. Like,
• 50:29
  that's the thing that's really just insane to me. The, the craziest thing is you
• 50:34
  cannot figure this out. You cannot. I'm sorry,
• 50:37
  that's just bullshit. It's just bullshit. It is bullshit, bullshit,
• 50:41
  bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Yep. Sorry. Bullshit,
• 50:44
  bullshit. What's not bullshit is the
• 50:48
  Brewers are— the Brewers
• 50:51
  are destroying. They are the Rays. So fucking good.
• 50:55
  By the way, I want to make this abundantly clear, and I said this on
• 50:57
  the air today. The Rays are an astonishingly good
• 51:02
  baseball team. Yeah. Like, what's happening shouldn't be able to be happening. Like,
• 51:05
  they are so good. Good. Like, this just should just prove to
• 51:09
  everyone that what they just did to the Dodgers and then the Padres beforehand
• 51:13
  is not like some sort of outlier and crazy thing and some failure on everybody's
• 51:17
  end. The Brewers are just fucking insane right
• 51:21
  now. Yeah, I've never seen games like this. I've never seen a team come back
• 51:25
  from 4 down and at no point did it
• 51:29
  feel like they were going to lose yesterday. Like, death by a
• 51:33
  thousand fucking cuts. 2-out singles galore. You know why
• 51:37
  the Dodgers didn't win? They didn't score any runs with runners in scoring position.
• 51:40
  They couldn't get a fucking hit. Yeah, they just got fucking 7 in a row
• 51:43
  with 2 outs yesterday in the 5th inning. Crazy.
• 51:47
  Like, this is crazy. Their bullpen, it's got like a 0.78
• 51:51
  ERA. That, that's, that's better than the Dodgers have
• 51:55
  ever done in October, like by a long shot.
• 51:59
  This is one of the most dominant performances I've ever seen
• 52:03
  in October. It's crazy how good they're playing. Crazy.
• 52:06
  Yeah, I saw it. I saw your segment because it was posted and I
• 52:10
  watched it and I couldn't agree more.
• 52:14
  This— I— we told everybody to watch this series, that it would be
• 52:18
  a great series. It's not great for the reasons we thought, but it's great in
• 52:22
  a totally different reason. I mean, we knew the Brewers were going to be amazing,
• 52:24
  but I didn't think they were going to sweep and they're going to— but to
• 52:26
  your point, like, Like, the Rays are just on
• 52:30
  the other end of historically insane
• 52:34
  shit. It cannot be overstated how wild it is what the
• 52:38
  Brewers are doing. Okay, so a couple of things I want to go through,
• 52:41
  some fun stuff, because, you know, I read this article
• 52:45
  that said the Brewers' 8-run explosion was an inning unlike any other in
• 52:48
  World Series history. So I went to the MLB kind
• 52:53
  of recap of what was going on in this game. In that 8-run 5th inning,
• 52:57
  the Brewers didn't just score 8 runs in the 5th inning. They tallied each of
• 53:01
  those runs with 2 outs. That's the most 2-run, the most 2-out
• 53:04
  runs in an inning in World Series history and the 2nd most
• 53:08
  in any postseason inning. Only the Dodgers scored more with 2 outs in an inning
• 53:12
  with 10 such runs in the first in Game 3 of the 2020 NLCS.
• 53:16
  So that's fucking nuts. Doing all that with 2 outs is so
• 53:20
  demoralizing. And that's That little part about it being with 2 outs,
• 53:24
  I think, is what like just the Rays just started falling
• 53:28
  apart. Oh dude, I will tell you as a guy, when you're, when you're on
• 53:31
  defense and you have 2 outs and it's a big moment and they, and they,
• 53:34
  they get a 2-out knock that scores a run, whether it's a tying run or
• 53:38
  go-ahead run, or God forbid a run that's like you're down by a run and
• 53:41
  they get that extra, like, it is just, it's fucking backbreaking when
• 53:44
  you're on defense. You, every guy in the field just fucking just feels it and
• 53:49
  It's— I don't know what to say. This Brewers team is
• 53:53
  just— it's like, you know what, I don't know how to say it. It's— this
• 53:56
  team is really young, and— but it's not that like they're playing young,
• 53:59
  but there's like— there's like— this is why Pat Murphy's so great with these guys.
• 54:03
  He, he has them playing like almost delusionally.
• 54:07
  And I, by the way, I mean this is like the highest possible compliment.
• 54:11
  It's like these guys don't know that what they're doing should
• 54:15
  not be happening. It's like not, not unnormal to them.
• 54:18
  That's— there's a few title teams that like come
• 54:22
  to mind in, in that way of being like, who the fuck do you think
• 54:26
  you are? Yeah, this is it. Like, and they're not always, you know, kids.
• 54:29
  The Brewers themselves have like had the record that they had
• 54:33
  in baseball. So like, it's not like they were an underdog team record-wise.
• 54:37
  Every, uh, every, uh, sports show just says, is Chandler Simpson's face
• 54:40
  okay after that Game 3 catch. Yeah, but it fucking was completely
• 54:44
  worthless. They lost by 10. Crazy. It was an amazing catch though. Holy shit.
• 54:48
  Um, but like, there's just some teams you watch where you're like, oh man,
• 54:52
  nobody's beating you. Like, this isn't— this isn't a— this
• 54:56
  isn't about who's good at baseball anymore. This is about— this is about something
• 55:00
  else. Yeah, dude. Like, this is crazy. And it might not— we not— might
• 55:04
  not be privy to what it's about. I don't fucking know. But this isn't about
• 55:07
  who is the most skilled baseball team anymore. Because yes, they are skilled,
• 55:10
  and yes, they probably could be, but like, it's— there's something else there. And I
• 55:14
  love series like that. I love title games like that. It's you, man. It's you.
• 55:18
  The, the— no, no, not youth. It's Yuke.
• 55:21
  Who? It's Bob Euker. Who's Bob
• 55:25
  Euker? Tanya. Who's Bob Euker?
• 55:30
  Tanya. Tanya, we might have to end the stream. This is gonna— this is—
• 55:34
  I don't want to do this. Just fucking tell me. Bob Euker is the longtime
• 55:37
  announcer Oh, that guy? No, no, no, he's not just an announcer.
• 55:40
  He's up there with Vin Scully. Bob Uecker is in the WWE Hall
• 55:44
  of Fame. Oh no, I don't know who you're talking about. Yes you do,
• 55:47
  he's the announcer from Major League. I don't care. Just a
• 55:51
  bit outside, tried the corner, missed. The funniest man ever.
• 55:56
  Like, he used to be the, the spokesperson for Miller Lite. He was a star
• 56:00
  of the TV show Mr. Belvedere. I say Bob Uecker quotes all the time
• 56:04
  without knowing it, without knowing it, quoting Bob Uecker. Major League— Bob
• 56:08
  Uecker passed away, uh, last year. And, you know, of course, an absolute fucking
• 56:11
  legend, well known as being the funniest man that's ever been in any room he's
• 56:15
  ever been in, tells the greatest, funniest fucking stories. Artie Lange
• 56:18
  and Norm MacDonald used to tell fucking the funniest stories about Bob Uecker.
• 56:23
  Every interview he's ever given is the funniest. Bob Uecker, uh, gave a
• 56:26
  speech at the Hall of Fame that I thought was so funny, but it was
• 56:29
  also— I— yeah, it was also depressing for me. Though. You have to understand,
• 56:32
  Bob Euchre— I don't want this to turn into a Bob Euchre segment. I'm bored.
• 56:36
  I'm so sorry, I don't need the Bob Euchre history.
• 56:40
  I can't. I simply can't. Tanya, it's in the chat. Tanya, Tanya shouting.
• 56:44
  Tanya, she— I— the people want
• 56:48
  Bob Euchre stories. No, but you're not gonna get them now.
• 56:52
  Tanya, fucking shut it down. The thing about Bob Euchre is,
• 56:56
  um, This happens to me a lot and it actually becomes like really
• 57:00
  embarrassing. I don't remember people's names. That's fine. So like, I genuinely will
• 57:04
  be like, oh yeah, no, I do. Also, like, if you're not like a— if
• 57:07
  you're not— no, here's the actual truth. And like, apologies,
• 57:10
  Brewers fans, don't take offense to this. If you aren't like a Brewers fan or
• 57:13
  like a more like a daily baseball viewer, there's a good chance you don't know
• 57:16
  that Bob Uecker was specifically the Brewers guy. I think that's maybe
• 57:21
  part of it. But like, also, I also like— it's just one of those things
• 57:24
  where it's like you say a name and you have to like tell me who
• 57:26
  they are to like like to get it into my head unless, unless they are
• 57:30
  like a part of obviously something that I'm regularly watching.
• 57:33
  But you do cool— I don't forget like Troy Aikman's name, but like, no,
• 57:36
  you know, it's like— but like, no, like, but Bobby, I will say like,
• 57:39
  but he did pass away and like, it's like they've been doing it for Uke
• 57:42
  this year a little bit and like Murph's been like reading. You keep saying Uke
• 57:46
  and like, there's a different Uke in my life. Like you're saying Uke. Who is
• 57:49
  your Uke? Kevin Eucalus. Oh no,
• 57:53
  come on. I'm just telling you Kevin, you are
• 57:56
  so close to it. I understand that. I know.
• 57:59
  But like you're saying, you can— I'm like, why is he talking about Kevin Lee
• 58:03
  Uglis? And by the way, Isaiah just said you just crushed that man's
• 58:07
  dreams shutting down my Ugher stories. See, so here's the thing.
• 58:10
  Here's the thing is that at the end of the day, yes, I'm,
• 58:15
  I'm on a power trip on the show.
• 58:19
  No, no, I want to see what I can get away with. Here's the truth.
• 58:22
  Like earlier today, I accused her of getting soft and now she's trying to reclaim—
• 58:26
  I, I actually do think it got in my head a little bit,
• 58:30
  but at the end of the day, also, your edges— I did not
• 58:34
  know how long that was going to go on, bitch. Your edges are sharper than
• 58:35
  ever and it could have gone on hours.
• 58:40
  And now, like, the empathetic part of my, like,
• 58:43
  heart is like, why did you shut Cody up? Like, you're such an asshole.
• 58:47
  And now you are. And you know what? I'm hoping other people will tell you
• 58:50
  that. I hope people come in the comments and just go to town on her.
• 58:52
  Defend me. White knight for me. I need it. Go to town on me?
• 58:57
  I will admit my phrasing today has not
• 59:01
  been my best. I'm really having a— I'm on the fucking struggle bus
• 59:04
  today. I'm not gonna lie, Cody. Please no one go to town on Tanya.
• 59:09
  No, someone can. I would love if someone— Just
• 59:18
  not everyone. Just not everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um,
• 59:21
  no, but I, it's— I should, I should be clear. I should
• 59:24
  be clear that that actually was actually kind of
• 59:28
  mean. And I do like when you talk about baseball.
• 59:32
  I just have so much more to talk about with this actual World Series,
• 59:36
  and I really wanted to get to it, and I didn't know we were gonna
• 59:40
  go on a Bob Uecker side rant. We're not going on one. We're gonna talk
• 59:43
  about the World Series. The Brewers are Okay, I'm going to pay for
• 59:47
  this. I'm going to have nightmares about what I just did. Okay. You're going to
• 59:51
  wake up tomorrow morning more refreshed than you've ever felt.
• 59:53
  Yeah, Cody in his fucking place. No.
• 59:57
  Okay, so Jackson Churio is making World Series history too, and I just, like,
• 1:00:01
  really love this motherfucker. So, dude, he's so great. William Contreras is my favorite player,
• 1:00:05
  like, ever now. Yes. Yes. So Churio went 4 for 5 in Game 3,
• 1:00:09
  became the youngest player with a 4-hit World Series game since Joe Garagiola.
• 1:00:16
  I don't know that fucking name. Okay, cool. In 1946,
• 1:00:20
  he also— where the fuck would I know that?
• 1:00:22
  1946? Jesus Christ. I know,
• 1:00:25
  back in the— right after the Second Great War.
• 1:00:28
  Joe Garagiola. Joe Garagiola, as you all know. Okay, so we both have
• 1:00:32
  people we don't know. They called— just kidding, I'm just kidding. They called him— he
• 1:00:36
  also became the youngest player to See, this is off the rails because
• 1:00:40
  of this, because you— because your goddamn side— oh, because of
• 1:00:43
  my Bob Uecker thing, I should have known Joe fucking
• 1:00:47
  Garagiola from 1940.
• 1:00:50
  Garagiola, because everyone knows fucking old Garagi.
• 1:00:54
  That's what they called him. He's the youngest player to record multiple hits in each
• 1:00:58
  game of the first 3 games of the World Series. He was also the finest
• 1:01:01
  mechanic that Southern Ohio ever saw. By the way,
• 1:01:04
  Jacob Mazrowski, uh, in Game 1, his, uh,
• 1:01:07
  103.5 mile per hour fastball is the fastest pitch
• 1:01:11
  ever recorded in the World Series. Um, the Brewers winning streak
• 1:01:15
  currently is at 8 games. Your mom just commented, we know
• 1:01:19
  Joe. No, you do not. No, no, her, her boyfriend
• 1:01:23
  is like a— like, he, he's like a— retains
• 1:01:27
  this old stuff, so I wouldn't be surprised if he knew who Joe Garagiola was,
• 1:01:31
  but He's, you know, a boomer age. So like, he— that
• 1:01:34
  would be someone that like his dad would have told him about. You know what
• 1:01:37
  I'm saying? Old war stories. Brewers, 8 games won,
• 1:01:42
  is tied for the most in a single
• 1:01:46
  season, 8 games in a row, the winning streak. The other teams to do this
• 1:01:49
  within one postseason are the 2004 Red Sox, the 2005 White Sox,
• 1:01:53
  the 2014 Royals, and the 2019 Nationals. A Game 4
• 1:01:58
  win would give Milwaukee the outright record for most consecutive games won
• 1:02:02
  in an MLB postseason. And any time you have a record like that in the
• 1:02:05
  MLB, because it's been around for so long, it is fucking insane. And I will
• 1:02:09
  admit there are more playoff games played now than there were back then, but fucking
• 1:02:12
  shut up. We know, dude. It's insane. This is domination.
• 1:02:16
  It's pure, unadulterated domination. We have a graphic. Can I play the graphic? Do the
• 1:02:19
  graphic, because this is my guy. Our 2 guys that we love, Jackson Churrio and
• 1:02:23
  William Contreras, are the first pair of teammates to have 2+ hits in 3 straight
• 1:02:27
  World Season— I'm sorry, World Series games while their team wins
• 1:02:31
  each one. The only players to do this in 4 straight games, all wins,
• 1:02:34
  in World Series are Johnny Bench, Lou Gehrig, and Babe Ruth.
• 1:02:38
  That, that is— those are 3, like, that's a fucking sentence that
• 1:02:42
  should be said. That's a murderer's row. If they were to do that,
• 1:02:46
  like, that's crazy shit. 2 players crazy to do what Lou Gehrig,
• 1:02:49
  Johnny Bench, and Babe Ruth have only done. If they both
• 1:02:54
  do it again? That's not even a thing that should be able to happen,
• 1:02:56
  Cody. Like, that's not actually a thing that should happen. So,
• 1:03:00
  um, at this point we got to be rooting for the Brewers to sweep because—
• 1:03:03
  oh, absolutely. Just like for the story. No, no, for the story. No, like,
• 1:03:06
  I'm rooting for the Brewers hardcore right now. And actually,
• 1:03:09
  it's— or talk to me. Oh, you want— you want insanity? Or we
• 1:03:12
  get to Game 7. Oh, I wouldn't be mad. No, of course not. Of course
• 1:03:16
  I wouldn't be mad. It might actually— like, you never know, maybe it's that thing
• 1:03:18
  that can kind of catch fire, word of mouth, and maybe like Game 7
• 1:03:21
  ratings kind of spike type of shit. You never know. I mean, and then
• 1:03:25
  I could do my— I, I could, but I'm not willing. I'm not inclined to
• 1:03:28
  believe that. I, I think the fucking stick a fork in the Rays. I think
• 1:03:31
  the Brewers have broken the Rays. Like, yesterday was just insane.
• 1:03:34
  That fucking 5th inning was insane. Great moments
• 1:03:39
  are born from great opportunity. I'm sick and tired
• 1:03:43
  of hearing how good the fucking Brewers are.
• 1:03:46
  That's what we have here. Tonight, boys. Screw them.
• 1:03:50
  It is our time right here in Tampa.
• 1:03:54
  Oh my God. Okay, um, we did
• 1:03:58
  it. We did all the headlines. We're off to Media Corner where things get even
• 1:04:01
  weirder. This is just shows off the rails as it is. It's not gonna get
• 1:04:05
  any more normal. Uh, this is the most insane fucking thing
• 1:04:09
  ever said on television. Guys, it's time to make fun of Dan Orlovsky. If this
• 1:04:13
  was— if this This was something that was in my brain. If I
• 1:04:17
  did not know this, I cannot stress this enough,
• 1:04:22
  there is no universe— I would go to the grave
• 1:04:26
  saying this, let alone on TV. So in a way, I'm kind of impressed in
• 1:04:29
  Dan Orlowski by starting this off with this eureka
• 1:04:34
  moment that he thought he was about to teach not only Pat McAfee and his
• 1:04:37
  guys, but the world. About mathematics
• 1:04:42
  and what we do and do not know. So yeah,
• 1:04:46
  let's— what we're— I'm going to lead you into what happened here. Wow.
• 1:04:50
  So Dan Orlovsky is on Pat McAfee's
• 1:04:53
  podcast and he's trying to tell a fun anecdote and he says,
• 1:04:57
  hand to God, true story, do you guys know what percent— like the word percent
• 1:05:02
  is derived from? How come it's percent? So this
• 1:05:07
  morning this guy was like, Joe Burrow, his sack rate is 4%. And I
• 1:05:11
  said, dumb this down for me. No human's going to hear me say that and
• 1:05:14
  I'm going to make them smart. And he goes, well, what do you mean?
• 1:05:18
  I said, what does that actually mean? He goes, out of
• 1:05:21
  every 100 dropbacks, he's getting sacked 4 times. And I said,
• 1:05:25
  is that really what it is? It's always out of 100.
• 1:05:29
  Now we are going to play you the reaction from the
• 1:05:33
  geniuses Pat McAfee and his crew after Dan Orlovsky
• 1:06:35
  I thought you— because 2 of 3 is 66%. You know what's bad?
• 1:06:38
  You know what's bad? When Pat McAfee and his sidekicks
• 1:06:43
  are so blown away by what you're saying, at the stupidity of what
• 1:06:46
  you're saying, that they are almost speechless. Like,
• 1:06:49
  they're like, You, dude, you can't actually be saying what you're saying. And to
• 1:06:53
  your point, you kind of like led me into the exact thing I have a
• 1:06:56
  problem with right before we played the clip, which is like,
• 1:07:00
  this is— this isn't just that he got it wrong, right?
• 1:07:03
  Like, this isn't just— we all get stuff wrong.
• 1:07:07
  We don't know. Yes, we do. We misspeak. We make mistakes. We don't know who
• 1:07:10
  Bob Eucker is sometimes. Fucking— I didn't know who Joe
• 1:07:14
  Garagioli was. No, no,
• 1:07:16
  but But the arrogance to
• 1:07:20
  be like, I'm about to teach you
• 1:07:24
  guys something crazy, because the idea that he didn't know it,
• 1:07:28
  so no one knew it, is the part that is blowing
• 1:07:32
  my mind. Did you know that the word dumb had a B in it?
• 1:07:35
  No one knows that really. No one knows.
• 1:07:39
  That's what the president learned recently, that no one knows that the
• 1:07:43
  word Please tell me, please tell me you know this.
• 1:07:47
  So he's been calling— I never see politics. Oh, he's been calling Democrats dumbocrats.
• 1:07:51
  And he's been saying not a lot of— and he's been saying, and I'm not
• 1:07:53
  saying he said this once or twice, he said this now in the dozens of
• 1:07:56
  times. This is a go-to thing because he has dementia. So that dumb has the
• 1:08:00
  letter B in it and no one really knows that. So what he's done is
• 1:08:03
  taken the B out and made it dumbocrats.
• 1:08:07
  Took him 8 years to do this. He has told this story in the dozens
• 1:08:11
  of times now, Tanya. That is exactly what Dan Orlovsky
• 1:08:14
  just did. That's exactly what he just did. That is exactly what Dan
• 1:08:18
  Orlovsky just did. He thinks he was like the— it is actually astounding
• 1:08:22
  how much overconfidence you have to have to be like,
• 1:08:26
  if I didn't know this, this has to be an NFL researcher thing.
• 1:08:30
  Nobody else is going to know this either. And like, I again,
• 1:08:35
  Come on. You have to have— this is a guy who tells us which
• 1:08:39
  quarterback should be fucking— he gives you stats.
• 1:08:43
  He breaks down stats. He doesn't know what a percentage
• 1:08:48
  is. What has he been talking about this entire time? What does he think a
• 1:08:50
  batting average is? What does he think when he hears that
• 1:08:54
  somebody shot 55% from the field in an NBA game?
• 1:08:58
  What does he think that means?
• 1:09:02
  I don't know. I actually— I'm not gonna lie, I think he still thinks
• 1:09:06
  that you can only get to a percent once it's happened 100
• 1:09:10
  times. Like, I don't think he actually fully— he said
• 1:09:14
  2 out of 3 is 66%. No, no, no, that was— that
• 1:09:18
  was the other guy trying to explain it. He was saying like 2 out of
• 1:09:21
  3 is like 66%, but it all breaks down to 100. Yes, but he— but
• 1:09:24
  he— I— but like, he was also saying, couldn't it be other numbers as well?
• 1:09:28
  Like Well, because he doesn't— he still doesn't understand what
• 1:09:32
  a percentage is, what ratios are. Oh my God. So like, I still think he
• 1:09:35
  thinks that we can't get a percentage of something until
• 1:09:39
  it's happened 100 times because it— like, he genuinely
• 1:09:44
  is that goofy. Now, I'm not a— I
• 1:09:48
  don't want to be like ableist here. You actually don't need to understand percents
• 1:09:52
  or ratios, but what you do need to understand is percents
• 1:09:57
  when you cover sports that use that exact idea, metric, the entire mathematical
• 1:10:01
  fucking— the way that we calculate this shit is how
• 1:10:05
  we figure it out, and then you go on air and talk about it.
• 1:10:07
  So when we read his little rankings of traits,
• 1:10:11
  remember when we did his little trait ranking? Oh boy, yeah, for that one.
• 1:10:14
  Yeah, I didn't, I didn't like, I didn't like the title of that. No wonder
• 1:10:18
  they were so fucked up. It wasn't— you know what,
• 1:10:21
  maybe it wasn't just racism. Yeah, he's just like
• 1:10:26
  Maybe it was backwards. It was racism and also, yeah, dyslexia. I don't fucking— what's
• 1:10:30
  happening? I don't know. That is some bad— but I just realized that I know
• 1:10:33
  who Dan Orlovsky is in my math class because listen, I was never great at
• 1:10:36
  math. I'm not gonna sit here pretend I was a fucking good math student.
• 1:10:39
  Fucking hate math. Hate it. I can understand stats and break down stats. It's very
• 1:10:42
  easy for me. But like rudimentary math is the fucking
• 1:10:46
  worst thing in the world to me. But I did have one class once that
• 1:10:49
  I'll never forget. It was algebra. And I'll never forget this algebra class I took
• 1:10:51
  in high school, mind you, freshman year, but in high
• 1:10:55
  school, you should know, like, when you see 6
• 1:10:59
  times x equals this. I had
• 1:11:03
  a classmate stand up and raise their hand and be like, how can x
• 1:11:07
  be that? That's a letter.
• 1:11:11
  That's Dan Orlowski now.
• 1:11:15
  I cannot get over the fact that Pat McAfee
• 1:11:19
  and his gang of goons, by the way, were so like— Pat,
• 1:11:22
  Pat, you're holding on the ground.
• 1:11:25
  Him holding his shit together, because I honestly barely—
• 1:11:29
  I like it. I did as best as a person could. There was— they were
• 1:11:31
  on like— they were, by the way, up in like a suite thing. I thought
• 1:11:35
  Pat like was gonna grab him and throw him out the fucking
• 1:11:38
  window. Like, that's how I can't— that's how much restraint I'm actually
• 1:11:41
  impressed by. Pat was like, I'm supposed to be the fucking dumb frat bro.
• 1:11:45
  I'm the dumb frat bro. You're supposed to be the— like, it is astounding
• 1:11:50
  to know that you're right about someone and have them prove it to you so
• 1:11:53
  often, all the time. Also arrogantly so. Just confidently.
• 1:11:58
  You guys want to learn something I learned the other day? Just standing there fucking
• 1:12:01
  6'5 looking like the biggest dumbass on the planet, and I just— oh
• 1:12:06
  my God. You know what I found out? You can actually piss outside
• 1:12:09
  of your pants. And by the way, I would— there's a zipper. Do you know
• 1:12:13
  it goes goes down. I would like to— episode Cider Band— I would like it
• 1:12:16
  to be clear that I would never make fun of someone for like, for this
• 1:12:21
  if they weren't the arrogant virtue
• 1:12:25
  signaling dog whistling shit that he
• 1:12:29
  is. Like, I actually don't take a ton of joy in like
• 1:12:33
  watching someone be like, like misunderstand something or like get embarrassed. Like, I hate secondhand
• 1:12:37
  embarrassment. It actually does doesn't usually work for me. Like, Chris literally
• 1:12:41
  knows not to like show me something that might give me secondhand embarrassment for somebody
• 1:12:45
  else because I hate it. I don't like pranks. So I can't watch a ton
• 1:12:47
  of Curb? Yeah, I don't like pranks. I don't like— yeah, it's 100%. So like,
• 1:12:51
  the only reason that I had— that we had to talk about this is
• 1:12:55
  because he is such an arrogant,
• 1:12:58
  dog-whistling, virtue-signaling asshole. Tanya, did you know
• 1:13:02
  that your teeth— and I didn't know, I— not many
• 1:13:06
  people know this, okay, but your teeth can actually be used as a tool to
• 1:13:10
  chew food. You don't actually have to just put the food in your mouth and
• 1:13:14
  then swallow it in, in long pieces or gigantic chunks.
• 1:13:17
  You don't have to choke on it. You can actually do stuff to stop yourself
• 1:13:21
  from choking. You can use these to actually chop up the food as if
• 1:13:25
  you were using a knife and fork. Oh my God. In your mouth.
• 1:13:29
  Wow. I'm so glad I didn't know this. Not a lot of people know that.
• 1:13:33
  Wow. Only like 40% of the people know
• 1:13:37
  that, and of course that's out of 80.
• 1:13:39
  Um, okay,
• 1:13:42
  I think we've done, we've done enough roasting of that white man. Let's roast another
• 1:13:47
  white man. Let's do that.
• 1:13:51
  Um, Colin Coward is saying some weird shit
• 1:13:54
  about Lamar. He says he's— so Colin got on television
• 1:13:58
  and said He's done with Lamar. Let's take a
• 1:14:02
  look at what he said, Cody. Oh God, I'm so glad he's done.
• 1:14:36
  Okay, okay, listen,
• 1:14:39
  um, I will say one thing before you get into
• 1:14:43
  what you're gonna say. I want to recap what else he said for
• 1:14:47
  the rest of this segment. You're right, so the rest of his points, he He
• 1:14:52
  compares Lamar's mom to Kawhi's Uncle Dennis. Jesus.
• 1:14:56
  He, he talks about how he's missed 19 games since 2021, of course,
• 1:14:59
  and talks about the reported— the reporting from
• 1:15:04
  Tracy Wolfson around Lamar's availability, saying the team was shocked
• 1:15:08
  that he's not going to be available. He says Lamar is great but doesn't like
• 1:15:12
  mystery. He doesn't like the mystery and noise around it. I like to— I like
• 1:15:15
  predictable and low maintenance, he said about his quarterback.
• 1:15:18
  Weird thing to say. I think he's a good kid, but maybe there's a lack
• 1:15:21
  of trust between him and the team, and he maybe doesn't trust because he's in
• 1:15:25
  court in negotiations.
• 1:15:28
  And then, you know, sort of makes this point about the
• 1:15:32
  idea that, like, the noise— his whole, his whole take is based around
• 1:15:37
  the idea that the, that the, that there's drama with Lamar,
• 1:15:41
  and it's predicated in some way, shape, or form
• 1:15:45
  on his mom, his injury,
• 1:15:49
  like his lack of availability, and maybe not rushing himself
• 1:15:53
  back because he's in a contract year. Now, none of
• 1:15:57
  this has been reported. No, this is all
• 1:16:00
  conjecture. It's a lot of conjecture. It's all complete conjecture.
• 1:16:05
  There is nothing that has been reported on this. A lot.
• 1:16:08
  I would like— and again, right, I'm going to finish this
• 1:16:12
  up and then I promise I'm going to be done. This is what he has
• 1:16:14
  said about Justin Herbert publicly since October
• 1:16:20
  13th. Herbert is taking too much
• 1:16:24
  punishment. Cowherd highlighted how frequently Herbert has been sacked.
• 1:16:28
  The Chargers offensive line is a central problem. The offensive system
• 1:16:32
  isn't working. Los Angeles needs more playmakers. He is not convinced
• 1:16:36
  Herbert should be traded. So 2
• 1:16:40
  different situations. Herbert is healthy. Obviously Lamar is dealing with injury.
• 1:16:45
  Yes. But Cody. Yeah.
• 1:16:49
  What are— what the fuck? Yeah.
• 1:16:53
  What the fuck are we talking about anymore? Because what this is, this is the
• 1:16:56
  maddening thing. And if you, if you have pattern recognition, which you and I both
• 1:16:59
  do, and it can be a very enraging thing to have because what happens is
• 1:17:03
  you start to you feel gaslit because you feel like you're noticing things and,
• 1:17:08
  and when everybody else around you isn't, or you have people like this saying stuff
• 1:17:11
  like this, it makes you feel crazy. I'm sitting here thinking,
• 1:17:15
  so we have all of these rumors, we have, we have stuff that's
• 1:17:19
  just, it's just rumored, that's it. And then there's conjecture
• 1:17:23
  from that, and then the conjecture builds from the conjecture, and the conjecture, the original
• 1:17:27
  conjectures just started from being, from you being like like, I don't know,
• 1:17:31
  man. Lamar just rubs me the wrong way, which is starting from a level
• 1:17:35
  of bias and a level of the stuff that we've all talked about before.
• 1:17:38
  Can I also bring up another thing that he said? Because it's in the chat,
• 1:17:40
  because I agree, because it caught my eye— ear as well. He actually— this is
• 1:17:44
  that he's a good kid. He's a fucking adult man. He's been in the NFL
• 1:17:47
  for a long time now. Like, dude, enough of the good kid shit. Like,
• 1:17:51
  it's fucking weird. I mean, I will— in Colin's defense, which I'm very
• 1:17:54
  rarely gonna do, he He says that about everybody. No, by the way,
• 1:17:58
  I'm not saying that like there was like any type of racist epithet about it.
• 1:18:01
  It's just more like— I mean, and it might be. I'm just, I'm just— it's
• 1:18:04
  just like that he does speak that way about these quarterbacks.
• 1:18:07
  That's weird. Don't do that. They're all grown men. Wouldn't— yeah, they're all grown men.
• 1:18:10
  And he does. And like the, the sort of like
• 1:18:16
  turning these athletes into He
• 1:18:22
  likes— what Colin likes to do is he likes to, he likes to latch on
• 1:18:25
  to an idea and like kind of flesh it out from
• 1:18:29
  a, like, a new perspective. Yeah, but this is playing telephone with himself.
• 1:18:33
  That's exactly what's happening, is he has circled so far around
• 1:18:37
  that he's like lost the plot on a take that's interesting about Lamar Jackson.
• 1:18:40
  He's tried— he's now trying way too hard, and on top
• 1:18:44
  of it, he's taking in the Like, so, okay, Tracy Wolfson
• 1:18:48
  says the team was surprised to hear that.
• 1:18:51
  They were all in shock that he wasn't going to be available.
• 1:18:55
  He then draws from that there's no reason he
• 1:18:59
  shouldn't have been available. No, no, no, that's not what was said.
• 1:19:03
  You just— she said they were shocked that he's not available because
• 1:19:07
  they were led to believe he might be. That does not mean that Lamar is
• 1:19:11
  sitting on his ass with a healthy ankle fucking his team over.
• 1:19:16
  But that's what Colin is insinuating. Make no mistake,
• 1:19:19
  that's kind of what he's insinuating. But he doesn't want to fully say that because
• 1:19:22
  he likes Lamar and he knows what it's gonna fucking sound like. But the reality
• 1:19:25
  is that they don't do this to anybody else. Do you know how many games
• 1:19:30
  Joe Burrow has missed since 2021? Oh, a whole bunch. More than
• 1:19:33
  Lamar. Um, he has missed more games than Lamar since 2021,
• 1:19:37
  and that was before this season started. He is— he has missed a ton of
• 1:19:41
  games. Like, let's be really fucking— let's be
• 1:19:44
  honest here. This reaction to a 2-time MVP
• 1:19:48
  dealing with an ankle injury is fucking weird. No,
• 1:19:52
  I agree with you. But it's also— how do
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  I put this? It just— it's, it's kind of infuriating
• 1:20:00
  around Lamar because, like, I feel like there are questions. I have questions about
• 1:20:04
  that specific type of retort. My follow-up question Okay, but why were
• 1:20:08
  they shocked? That's a question I just want to be answered. Explain.
• 1:20:11
  Expound on that. Why were they shocked? Were they shocked because they thought he was
• 1:20:14
  healthy? Were they shocked because the injury is worse than we thought?
• 1:20:18
  That's just a very specific wording. Why were they shocked? Is there a miscommunication
• 1:20:22
  happening? Let us know that. But that's about as far
• 1:20:25
  as my conspiracy hat goes. I just have a couple extra questions
• 1:20:29
  on the wording of the word shocked. Yeah, well, but that's about
• 1:20:33
  it. Well, that, that's also like The questions aren't accusatory.
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  I would imagine that the, that the shock is that he, that he
• 1:20:41
  was feeling like he had practiced a little, he was feeling good, and the,
• 1:20:44
  and the doctors still aren't clearing him or whatever else. Also,
• 1:20:47
  I'm sorry, but like Tracy Wolfson as a sideline reporter,
• 1:20:52
  she talked to a couple players, or maybe a player,
• 1:20:55
  like getting the pulse in an entire fucking locker
• 1:20:59
  room. Yeah. Did you talk to one player who was shocked because he's the idiot
• 1:21:01
  on the team? Like, I, like, I hate how everything is just always
• 1:21:06
  Lamar does nothing. Does it— does it— do you— when
• 1:21:10
  you watch Lamar cheer on Tyler Huntley, does that look like a dude who's clocked
• 1:21:14
  out and doesn't give a fuck about his team? No. Why don't we do this
• 1:21:17
  to him? I am so— I know, I know, Cody, I know. And it,
• 1:21:21
  like, it just— it literally makes me want to cry. It makes me want
• 1:21:24
  to cry. It's bullshit. He is— he, he has done everything a fucking
• 1:21:29
  quarterback can possibly do to prove himself.
• 1:21:32
  He has one of the best passer ratings in the history of the NFL while
• 1:21:35
  being the greatest fucking dynamic rusher that we have seen in a generation.
• 1:21:40
  He has 2 fucking MVPs. He never
• 1:21:44
  says anything about anybody. He takes responsibility.
• 1:21:48
  He is a leader. He has dealt with fucking bullshit after
• 1:21:51
  bullshit. He has dealt with racism and microaggressions since he was in college.
• 1:21:55
  He should have been drafted fucking first overall. That motherfucker was the most
• 1:21:59
  pro-ready quarterback coming out of college with a goddamn Heisman.
• 1:22:02
  And he took it on the chin. He takes it on the chin. He takes
• 1:22:05
  it on the chin. And now here we are with Colin Cowherd telling him he's
• 1:22:08
  a good kid, saying— comparing his mother being his agent
• 1:22:12
  to a criminal. Fuck this, dude.
• 1:22:17
  I am so over it.
• 1:22:21
  He doesn't deserve this shit. And there's a bunch of little kids,
• 1:22:25
  there's a bunch of like young men watching this
• 1:22:29
  man get treated like this and absorbing this and thinking it's totally okay
• 1:22:33
  and normal to speak about these players this way. The truth is,
• 1:22:36
  it's just at this point, it's just weird. That's it. It's just bizarre.
• 1:22:40
  It just doesn't make sense. You are fishing for anything to say
• 1:22:44
  about Lamar. And that's the thing that I, that I, I said in And it's
• 1:22:47
  what it is. It's, it's like he's taken the, the, the, like, the crumb
• 1:22:51
  that has been given to him and now he's expanded on it. And like
• 1:22:55
  you said, full circle. Like I said, it's him playing telephone with himself, not with
• 1:22:58
  anyone else. He's taken his own thing, started a rant,
• 1:23:02
  taken his last rant, fucking expounded on what his last rant
• 1:23:06
  was. And you're like, do you care? And now he's taken that rant and now
• 1:23:08
  he's morphed this into a fucking brand new insane The
• 1:23:12
  crazy part is he likes Lamar. He,
• 1:23:15
  he was always someone who defended Lamar, and he
• 1:23:19
  is now, because of the tides of this ever-increasing white
• 1:23:24
  supremacist, super conservative,
• 1:23:26
  MAGA-adjacent sports media getting worse and worse,
• 1:23:29
  he's drifted into this fucking space. I'm so deeply
• 1:23:33
  disappointed and disgusted by it. And the reality is you are
• 1:23:37
  fishing for shit around Lamar. While everybody—
• 1:23:42
  Joe Burrow's been injured more than Lamar. Yes. You haven't said shit. Justin Herbert is
• 1:23:45
  quite literally looks like he might not be able to be a fucking starting
• 1:23:50
  NFL player. You're defending him. Josh Allen,
• 1:23:53
  ups and downs. Is this the year? How long does he— how long does
• 1:23:57
  he get to pass until he makes a Super Bowl? No, no, no. You're out
• 1:23:59
  on Josh Allen. You're sorry. You're out on Lamar, though. You're out on Lamar.
• 1:24:03
  Drake Maye and Caleb Williams, young players you could be talking about. You're out on
• 1:24:07
  Lamar. Jordan Love struggling, you're out on Lamar. Can I
• 1:24:10
  also point out, like, Baker Mayfield comes back, that's Bucky Irving carrying
• 1:24:14
  him. We don't talk about that. That used to be your guy. We're not talking
• 1:24:17
  about that anymore. Well, like, my bigger
• 1:24:21
  issue on top of this actually is also, didn't we just
• 1:24:24
  kind of like— didn't we just do Jalen Hurts?
• 1:24:28
  What do you mean? We, we just watched a guy go on and accuse Jalen
• 1:24:32
  Hurts of Faking it. Didn't we just do this a fucking
• 1:24:35
  week ago? Thank you. Thank you. We did this a week ago. Now, I'm not
• 1:24:39
  saying Lamar has fucking blood clots. Goddamn it. No, but it's the same fucking thing.
• 1:24:42
  But like, didn't we do this a fucking week ago?
• 1:24:46
  Just a week ago. A week ago. And we've already forgotten it. Like a
• 1:24:50
  week. It's been a week. We haven't forgotten it. This is what people do to
• 1:24:55
  Black folks who are dealing with fucking injuries and pain. It's always
• 1:24:58
  You're faking it. You're not hurt enough. You could be playing. Oh,
• 1:25:02
  no, no, no, no. Pay you no mind. When and if and when Josh Allen
• 1:25:06
  ever gets hurt, because that man's fucking Superman. He hasn't missed a game in fucking
• 1:25:09
  forever. I'll give him that. But you better believe
• 1:25:12
  his ankle gets to rest. This is the shit they always do.
• 1:25:15
  And I'm glad you fucking brought it up. Thank you. That's another thing that's been
• 1:25:19
  killing me is like, why? Why don't
• 1:25:23
  we believe him? Why do you think— you think this
• 1:25:27
  man, you think this man won a Heisman,
• 1:25:31
  came into the NFL, has had 3 MVP-caliber
• 1:25:35
  seasons, has continued to play for this team over and over again, and, and he's
• 1:25:39
  faking his injury for money? Fuck you.
• 1:25:44
  Thank you. Thank you for pointing it out, because this is exactly
• 1:25:48
  what we were fucking talking about. You don't This is— they— oh
• 1:25:52
  my God, we just did— just insane. We just— Jalen Hurts could
• 1:25:56
  have died because they didn't fucking take care of him. But you want—
• 1:26:00
  you need to know, oh, it's too weird, it's too bizarre
• 1:26:04
  that Lamar has a high ankle sprain. That's bizarre to
• 1:26:08
  you? It's bizarre to you that Lamar Jackson needs to
• 1:26:12
  rest his ankle extra? You can't get your fucking head around that,
• 1:26:15
  really? No, you can. You're— I'm going—
• 1:26:19
  my— the top of my head's gonna explode off one of these days, and it's
• 1:26:23
  gonna be because of this fucking bullshit. And you know what?
• 1:26:26
  Don't do that. Your hair is expensive. It really is. And also,
• 1:26:31
  every time we talk about this, we get more and more fucking white
• 1:26:35
  people coming into our comments telling us that we are bait.
• 1:26:39
  We're, we're baiting. Yeah, this is us. This is us.
• 1:26:42
  Well, Tanya, Tanya, I don't know if you watched— did you watch football this last
• 1:26:45
  weekend? There's a commercial out there. Liberals are the new racists.
• 1:26:49
  Pandering. That was about us. No, no, Cody. We're just—
• 1:26:53
  we are— we're woke liberals. Our brains are broken. And by
• 1:26:57
  the way, we're pandering. Who are we pandering to? Apparently people who don't
• 1:27:01
  want to pay us. That's not who we're going to pander to. No, no,
• 1:27:03
  no. We're going to— we're going to pander to the people who have no power
• 1:27:08
  to pay us at all to do anything other than then watch us
• 1:27:12
  and support our content. But yeah, no, no, no, that— no, you guys doing the
• 1:27:15
  white supremacist shit for all of the corporations,
• 1:27:20
  they're not pandering. But when, when we, when we talk
• 1:27:23
  about things we actually care about that are actually real,
• 1:27:27
  that constantly get— have people telling us that we're going
• 1:27:31
  to get ourselves blackballed from our own industry. Yes, that's pandering.
• 1:27:35
  Yes. Interesting. Who, who are we pandering to and where's the
• 1:27:39
  money? Where's the money for this? Because as far as I can tell,
• 1:27:43
  most people are terrified to say the shit that we're saying for
• 1:27:46
  a fucking reason. For a reason. Oh, we're not. Can I tell you something?
• 1:27:50
  Yes. There is one comment I get more than any
• 1:27:53
  comment in my DMs, and I've been getting it for years and
• 1:27:57
  years. It happens quite literally daily. And at first
• 1:28:01
  I didn't understand it, or I just sort
• 1:28:05
  of like let it roll off my back. But now I really understand it.
• 1:28:08
  And I'm telling you, this is every single fucking day. Jesus.
• 1:28:12
  Don't stop doing what you're doing. Thank you for doing this. Please don't
• 1:28:16
  stop. And I will tell you, please don't stop. I tell you this over and
• 1:28:19
  over and over again. I'm getting those with you. And I
• 1:28:23
  will tell you, when I get those comments, fucking means more. Thank you.
• 1:28:26
  When I get those, I mean, this means more to me than you
• 1:28:30
  think. I actually got that text message from— and I'm not kidding.
• 1:28:33
  Thing. A former Little League coach that I had who then became an athletic
• 1:28:37
  director, and he ran a high school for years, and like a very guy that
• 1:28:40
  I used to look up to as a young kid, sent me a message,
• 1:28:43
  text message, thank you for saying the things that need to be said out loud.
• 1:28:46
  That fucking meant so much to me because that man ended up becoming like an
• 1:28:49
  educator, and he never quote unquote educated me,
• 1:28:53
  but he coached me, and he's just happy that I became this
• 1:28:58
  guy. And I have been hearing it. When I tell you, Cody, it's every single
• 1:29:03
  day, multiple times a day. Yeah. And it has been even since my, my vid—
• 1:29:06
  my following was smaller. It's, you know, like, which meant so much to me
• 1:29:10
  because, like, I, you know, people, people know what we
• 1:29:14
  are like. How it helps
• 1:29:18
  me understand how important it is despite
• 1:29:23
  how often we get pushback from our You know,
• 1:29:27
  from our fellow white people and sometimes from other
• 1:29:31
  people, right? We had a very interesting one this week because we got a bunch
• 1:29:34
  of fucking, you know, meth head shit hooks that wanted to like
• 1:29:37
  join us from Reddit who wanted to like— well, actually, I wasn't mad
• 1:29:42
  about it because thank you for making our shit viral. Yeah, um, I love it
• 1:29:45
  when you make our shit viral. And it's just amazing to see the comments of
• 1:29:47
  just the most absurd fucking white supremacist shit ever,
• 1:29:51
  but like Like, it breaks my heart and fills me with so much
• 1:29:55
  motivation. Because we're doing it right. How often I—
• 1:29:59
  like, I'm telling you, it's more than anything
• 1:30:03
  that anyone says to me. It is always, thank you for doing this.
• 1:30:06
  Thank you for saying the things that some of us can't say, the things that
• 1:30:09
  Black folks in the media get fired for saying, that you're
• 1:30:13
  helping. Thank you for saying this stuff that I feel crazy
• 1:30:17
  you know, thank you for validating this. But the, the part that
• 1:30:21
  always gets me the most is the please don't stop. Yeah.
• 1:30:25
  And that's what always has sat in my head is the please don't stop.
• 1:30:28
  Because of course in my mind I've never had any intention of stopping.
• 1:30:31
  I would never ever do that. I will never abandon my, my— I'll never
• 1:30:35
  abandon my values and my morals and my ethics or the
• 1:30:39
  things that really do genuinely upset me in the spaces of sports that
• 1:30:43
  I love or the things that make me happy or whatever. I would never abandon
• 1:30:46
  that. But they— so many people are used to being abandoned.
• 1:30:50
  They're so used to seeing somebody that they believe in,
• 1:30:53
  that speaks for them, who then sells out, or who then stops
• 1:30:57
  speaking out, or then kowtows to an establishment.
• 1:31:02
  And so, like, so many people who message me, their biggest fear is that I'll
• 1:31:05
  stop. That's fucking heartbreaking.
• 1:31:09
  You won't. I will never stop. No, no. Like, I, I will tell
• 1:31:13
  you this, um, one of the words that best describes you is full-on integrity.
• 1:31:17
  Like, integrity is the best word that describes you. And I have a feeling you
• 1:31:21
  will be doing this no matter what, no matter what dollar figures ever thrown your
• 1:31:24
  way, because I know you and that's why you're you. Um, cannot stress
• 1:31:28
  this enough, we, we have been
• 1:31:32
  poor many times, bought and paid for Ain't
• 1:31:36
  gonna do it to us. We like what we do. Yeah.
• 1:31:39
  Yeah. So we'll get bought and paid for for the shit we do.
• 1:31:43
  It's heavy on my mind. But I will say, I notice, I notice who likes
• 1:31:46
  our content. I notice who follows us from our content.
• 1:31:50
  And, and dude, the pirate ship is still fucking rolling,
• 1:31:54
  baby. Yeah. Our stuff is reaching the NFL. It's reaching NFL players
• 1:31:58
  most especially. Yeah. And we are, we are absolutely hitting on
• 1:32:01
  stuff. So no matter what the fuck you say in my comments, I don't care
• 1:32:04
  who you are. Are who you think you are. We, we know better.
• 1:32:08
  We do. So listen, that's it. Like, share, and subscribe wherever
• 1:32:13
  you hear from a podcast, specifically Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Also like,
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  share, and subscribe right here on YouTube. We're building this pirate ship right
• 1:32:20
  fucking here. Join us, stay with us. We'll be back here live on
• 1:32:24
  Friday night, uh, live show obviously. Very excited to
• 1:32:27
  have it with you guys, and we will be doing it right here live at
• 1:32:30
  the Regulars Pod. Uh, follow us on Instagram.
• 1:32:33
  Obviously we'll be posting clips on the show. And just, you know what, fucking how
• 1:32:37
  about this? Like,
• 1:32:41
  let's all just be good people out there, or fucking give it a shot.
• 1:32:44
  Yeah, I mean, I'm actually— I'm considering a— I'm considering a shift into
• 1:32:48
  just being a shit person. Yeah, I know you are. Just— I'm just gonna
• 1:32:51
  give it a shot and see what happens. You say it every day, but you
• 1:32:53
  can't do it, because what you do is you take it out on me for
• 1:32:56
  just a second Like when I get in my Bob Uecker chair. I know,
• 1:32:59
  I know, I know. And then it's gonna haunt me, Cody. It's literally gonna haunt
• 1:33:02
  me. I am going to get like— I'm gonna get so many apology text messages
• 1:33:05
  tonight, and I'm aware of it. You don't need to send one of them.
• 1:33:09
  I know you are upset with yourself. It's okay,
• 1:33:12
  it's okay. You have said way worse to me. No, I haven't.
• 1:33:17
  She doesn't know. I'm actually so nice to you. Really? Really?
• 1:33:21
  You know who we're not nice to? But he's Pretty fucking deserving.
• 1:33:24
  He's still alive, right? He's still alive. And that bloody sock was still real.
• 1:33:28
  But that doesn't change the fact that it's fuck Curt Schilling. Fuck Curt Schilling's bloody
• 1:33:32
  sock. Wasn't real, but fuck him anyway. Cheers. Cheers to the regulars. Why cheers?