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Hour 4 - All the Bronze · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, it's our number fall, our number four,
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  Speaker 1: and where are you at on this new ginormous Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady statue the Patriots unveiled recently. We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: What intrigues you the most about Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray's
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  Speaker 2: cringeworthy eyes closed throw that led to one of the
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  Speaker 2: most humiliating interceptions you'll ever see. And Todd McShay, the
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  Speaker 2: noted NFL draft guru, recently came out opposed to the
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  Speaker 2: proposed Ohio ban on prop bets, arguing that making prop
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  Speaker 2: bets illegal would simply drive betters to engage in riskier
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  Speaker 2: alternatives in the illegal gambling space. Do you agree or disagree?
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk about that as well. Right now here it
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  Speaker 2: is give it up for our number four and have
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  Speaker 2: a wonderful Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Here is our number four.
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  Speaker 2: It's all the bronze, It's all the bronze. Welcome, in
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  Speaker 2: be so our lead this hour from the Commonwealth, from
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  Speaker 2: the com Wealth over the weekend and a Gallas ceremony,
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  Speaker 2: they being the Patriots who unveiled this gigantic bronze statue
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  Speaker 2: of Tom Brady which will forever immortalize Brady unless he
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  Speaker 2: does something wrong, and then they'll knock it down like
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  Speaker 2: they were doing five years ago.
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  Speaker 1: They'll knock the statue down.
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  Speaker 2: But for now we're going to assume that the Brady
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  Speaker 2: statue is gonna be there forever. Of course, ever was
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  Speaker 2: a relative term outside the team's Hall of fame there
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  Speaker 2: at Patriot Place. So if you didn't see this statue
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  Speaker 2: or hear about it, maybe you missed it over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Perhaps you were not paying attention.
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  Speaker 2: This is a giant monstrosity.
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  Speaker 1: It is now.
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  Speaker 2: Brady said he felt extremely honored, deeply, deeply grateful, and
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  Speaker 2: kind of old as he wore his white pants, a
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  Speaker 2: sign that you're very wealthy. You don't see poor people
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  Speaker 2: in white pants unless they're painting. Unless they're painting.
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  Speaker 1: And then you had owner of Robert Kraft. He was
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  Speaker 1: all giddy, all excited. You know, no massages at least,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't see any massages there.
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  Speaker 2: Eighty four Robert Craft beaming with pride, beaming with pride.
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  Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question where are you at
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  Speaker 2: on this new ginormous Tom Brady statue, which was recently unveiled.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got bird brains, Johnny Knoxville, and FBI agents,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: we will make a peanut butter and.
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  Speaker 1: Jelly peeb and j with delicious bread.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna cut it down the not the cross the middle,
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  Speaker 2: down sideways, and then that's.
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  Speaker 1: What we're gonna do, all right.
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  Speaker 2: So to kick off here though, talking about the Tom
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  Speaker 2: Brady statue.
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  Speaker 1: We looked at this thing and immediately immediately.
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  Speaker 2: Thought, this is something we expect to see if we ever,
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  Speaker 2: if they ever open up North Korea and we visit
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  Speaker 2: North Korea, we'd expect to see something like this in
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  Speaker 2: North Korea. It's the great leader of Foxborough. There, he
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  Speaker 2: stuns overall. Now, the only thing missing, and I didn't
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  Speaker 2: see the whole ceremony. I watched a big chunk of
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  Speaker 2: it on the YouTube. The only thing that was missing
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  Speaker 2: was a parade with tanks. We needed like a parade
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  Speaker 2: with tanks. There should have been people bowing at the
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  Speaker 2: statue and holding flowers to the Tom Brady statue, a
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  Speaker 2: totalitarian vibe.
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  Speaker 1: When I looked at the statue, the size of it,
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  Speaker 1: it's a size thing, and we half expected a marching
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  Speaker 1: band to prefer form there and some kind of synchronized
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  Speaker 1: clapping to the almighty Leader Tom Brady. Now it's a
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  Speaker 1: nice statue. I'm not a statue guy. I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I admit that I'm not a statue guy. This thing
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  Speaker 2: is huge, li much little much. How big is it?
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you now. The early report said that Tom
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  Speaker 2: Brady statue was twelve feet tall. However, after further investigation,
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  Speaker 2: that is misleading. The reason that that's misleading when you
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  Speaker 2: include the raised fist of the totalitarian leader of the Patriots,
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  Speaker 2: Tom Brady. When you include the raised fist, the actual
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  Speaker 2: figure goes up to fourteen and a half feet. But wait,
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  Speaker 2: there's more. So it's standing overall height, not twelve feet,
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  Speaker 2: not fourteen and a half feet. How about seventeen feet
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  Speaker 2: in the sky, because you have to add a two
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  Speaker 2: and a half foot granted base. The entire structure the
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  Speaker 2: Tom Brady statue weighs over six tons. Yes, seventeen feet tall,
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  Speaker 2: six tons. The statue itself is eighteen hundred pounds and
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  Speaker 2: the base is ten five hundred pounds. So I've did
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  Speaker 2: some male of math on this. It is thirty seven.
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  Speaker 2: That's a prime number. We learned that last hour. Thirty seven,
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  Speaker 2: Vince Wilforks, is how much the Tom Brady statue a waste.
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  Speaker 2: And when you take a couple of steps back, this
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  Speaker 2: is where the Patriots find themselves at at this point
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  Speaker 2: in time. They are in the memory lane part of
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  Speaker 2: the franchise arc. That's where they are when the team
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  Speaker 2: is good You celebrate the players on the field, you
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  Speaker 2: celebrate the success you're having. When the team is bad,
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  Speaker 2: you build statues, is what you do. You wouldn't do
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  Speaker 2: that if you were busy.
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  Speaker 1: Winning, but you do that. Yeah, why not.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a rush to build a Tom Brady statue? Well,
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  Speaker 2: the team blows, so yes, there's a rush to build
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  Speaker 2: a Tom Brady statue. And that's what you do when
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  Speaker 2: you're bad. You start building monuments to the past because
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  Speaker 2: there's nothing to sell in the present and the future
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  Speaker 2: doesn't look all that good now. Drake May is a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a wild card. Patriots think they have the guy.
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  Speaker 2: He hasn't proven he's the guy. And Mike Rabel from Patriots'
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  Speaker 2: days gone by, solid coach, floundering roster, and so you're
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  Speaker 2: celebrating past greatness and the presence a bit of a disaster.
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  Speaker 2: You know who else is also celebrating the Tom Brady statue.
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  Speaker 2: That would be the bird brains, the bird brains, the pigeons,
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  Speaker 2: the seagulls and every other bird. I'm sure there's some
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  Speaker 2: exotic birds out there in Massachusetts and the surrounding states.
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  Speaker 1: There in all of New England.
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  Speaker 2: That are like, hey, it's a big day for us here.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for that seventeen foot bronze perch. Now we
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  Speaker 2: have not seen it since the unveiling.
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  Speaker 1: It is likely though it.
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  Speaker 2: Is already a bird toilet, and that if not, it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be within the next couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Right, the birds will do what birds do. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 2: Lapdogs are out there and they're gonna worship the statue.
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  Speaker 2: It's like some kind of religious deity, the Tom Brady statue.
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  Speaker 1: How are you going to admit it?
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  Speaker 2: I mentioned North Korea, maybe a little Soviet back in
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  Speaker 2: the day, big shiny towering, seventeen and a half feet
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  Speaker 2: up in the air, six tons over. The peasants who
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  Speaker 2: will come by and look at the statue as they
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  Speaker 2: walk in to the stadium, all hail Tom Brady and
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  Speaker 2: his white pants. Yes, so you want to see something
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  Speaker 2: like that, you can either go to Pyongyang, Moscow, or
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  Speaker 2: you can go to Foxborough. All right, now, furthermore, we
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  Speaker 2: heading to the Valley of the Sun. We react to
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  Speaker 2: a viral moment in a practice football game, not a
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  Speaker 2: real game, not a real game, practice football game. The
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  Speaker 2: little fella fun sized quarterback alligator arms Kyler Murray. Kyler
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  Speaker 2: Murray had the single worst throw of the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Now I didn't watch this game Chiefs and Cardinals. I
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  Speaker 1: did see the clip, and I'm even if I had
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  Speaker 1: not seen any of the game, in which I didn't
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  Speaker 1: and not paid any attention, you guys made sure Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see what your your guy? Did you see
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  Speaker 1: what he did?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: My god?
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  Speaker 2: He sucked there going on and on and on all right,
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  Speaker 2: so he went viral.
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  Speaker 1: If you didn't see it or hear about it, maybe not,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you're blind.
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  Speaker 2: Kyler Murray tried to go all Patrick Mahomey against the Chiefs.
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  Speaker 2: He tried to go Patrick mahomes and then replay you
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  Speaker 2: can clearly see it was the no.
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  Speaker 1: Look magic type pass, the razzle dazzle. He tried.
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  Speaker 2: The razzle dazzle is what he tried. Instead, the razzle
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  Speaker 2: dazzle did not work.
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  Speaker 1: Here and literally he just gift wrapped a duke or
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  Speaker 1: the duke to some player on the Chiefs defense. Here,
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  Speaker 1: here you can have it.
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  Speaker 2: So what intrigues you the most about this viral video
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  Speaker 2: of Kyler Murray and his eyes closed throwing an interception?
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  Speaker 2: So I just love the juxtaposition between Mahomes, who had
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  Speaker 2: a down year and his down years, he got to
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  Speaker 2: the super Bowl and they lost, got smoked the Chiefs.
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  Speaker 2: And then you have Kyler Murray, who tries to copy
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  Speaker 2: the highest form of flattery's imitation, tries to copy Mahomes,
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  Speaker 2: tries to go Hollywood, and instead of going Hollywood, he
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  Speaker 2: goes slapstick, which really sums up the life and times
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  Speaker 2: of Kyler Murray.
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  Speaker 1: The game. I understand it was an exhibition game and
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  Speaker 1: who cares and all that stuff, but even by Kyler
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  Speaker 1: Murray standards, it meant less to him than the last
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  Speaker 1: page of a Call of Duty campaign.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Kyler attempted the NFL version of like Tom Cruise
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  Speaker 2: like stunt the no Look pass. Unfortunately, though Murray did
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  Speaker 2: not use a stunt man, he looked a lot less
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  Speaker 2: than It was not Top Gun or any other Tom
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  Speaker 2: Cruise movie, more like Johnny Knoxville from Jackass Forever. On
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  Speaker 2: that particular throw, he threw the pass right at right
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  Speaker 2: at the Chiefs defender. There was not a cardinal player
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  Speaker 2: that you could see reasonably close to making the play there.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, here you go, random Kansas City defensive player.
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  Speaker 2: Christmas in August Merry Christmas, enjoy the free possession.
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  Speaker 1: There. There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Now, don't tell don't tell that to the cult of
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  Speaker 2: Kyler Murray. It's a small cult because everything Kyler is
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  Speaker 2: involved in this small. But they're like, oh no, the
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  Speaker 2: married band of Kyler Murray, apologies, who are out there?
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  Speaker 1: And of course all they've spun this like some kind
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  Speaker 1: of carnival ride with a bunch of drunk carnies going on.
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  Speaker 1: And ah, you don't understand, you don't understand. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's just he's just playing. He's just playing around. He's experimenting,
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  Speaker 1: that's all he's doing. He's working on some place. He's
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  Speaker 1: aora farming. I've heard that one. He's or a farming. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's a new, relatively new term. But why not.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm sure Josh Allen will in the next Bill's
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  Speaker 2: game there, he'll play and he'll fumble a snap and
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  Speaker 2: Bill's mafia Will insists he's just building some adversity reps.
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  Speaker 1: He's so good that he's just building.
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  Speaker 2: Some adversity reps. Now, Kyler, we know he's thin skinned.
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  Speaker 2: His act is also wearing thin There in Arizona, his
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  Speaker 2: own franchise there famously felt the need when they signed
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  Speaker 2: him to an extension that they had to put in
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  Speaker 2: writing that Kyler needed to study more. That is not
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  Speaker 2: the NFL telling you you're doing a good job. That
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  Speaker 2: is the NFL equivalent of being called not coach on
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  Speaker 2: the field. He's not the coach on the field, Kyler.
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  Speaker 2: It's the equivalent of the NFL reminding you you might
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  Speaker 2: want to show up to work sober.
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  Speaker 1: You might want to show up to work sober. We're
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  Speaker 1: just going to put that in the contract there, and
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  Speaker 1: then they had to take it out because Kyler was
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  Speaker 1: a little offended. He would have been a lot offended,
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  Speaker 1: but he's a little guy, so he had to be
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  Speaker 1: a little offended and that was enough. So it's take
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  Speaker 1: more the same. The die has been cast in terms
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  Speaker 1: of Kyler on field, on field, where he'll play well
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  Speaker 1: for five to seven or eight games, then he'll run
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  Speaker 1: into the curb and get curb stomped as he goes
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  Speaker 1: tumbling down, down, down, down down, rince wash repeat. We've
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  Speaker 1: seen this before. We have seen this before.
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  Speaker 2: All right now, last thing, we're gonna change it up.
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  Speaker 2: We are gonna go to the buck guy state right now.
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  Speaker 2: That is where there is a campaign led by the
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  Speaker 2: Governor of Ohio, Mike de Wine.
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  Speaker 1: Now I bring this up because it's gonna affect other states.
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  Speaker 1: This is not done done, but the momentum, I want
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  Speaker 1: to use the word momentum.
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  Speaker 2: The effort is being made by some political hacks. So
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  Speaker 2: Mike DeLine, the governor of Ohio. Uh, he is riding
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  Speaker 2: in on his moral high horse. Here we go, Here
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  Speaker 2: we go. Moral Hi is trying to ban player props.
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  Speaker 2: Now this in relation to some Cleveland Guardian baseball players
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  Speaker 2: who were accused of fixing prop bets.
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  Speaker 1: So I read this up. There's been a lot of
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  Speaker 1: chatter about this. Now, one of the more outspoken blowhards
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  Speaker 1: in this world is Todd McShay. You might remember Todd
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  Speaker 1: me shay. He was on television as a draft guru
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  Speaker 1: and then he got whacked from that job. Now he
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  Speaker 1: came out publicly opposing McShay, opposing the band, and a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people got on the moral high horse and
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  Speaker 1: they were like, well, I mean, this is how can
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  Speaker 1: you oppose this? What about the children? What about the
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  Speaker 1: college athletes and the prop bets and all the whole thing?
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  Speaker 1: All right, fine, so he said, listen. His point was
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  Speaker 1: that you shouldn't be doing this, that.
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  Speaker 2: People are still going to bet on prop bets and
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  Speaker 2: you're making this prop bet thing illegal. You think you're
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  Speaker 2: doing the right thing, but you're simply gonna drive betters
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  Speaker 2: who are gonna engage in that action.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna drive the drive them to the dark web,
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  Speaker 1: if you will, when it comes to this kind of thing. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: And they're gonna find illegal gambling places and they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: bet on these props anyway. So what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: So do you agree or disagree with with Todd Manshey?
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  Speaker 1: So I agree with his position that Ohio should keep
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  Speaker 1: prop bets legal.
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  Speaker 2: They should, and there'll be other states that are going
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  Speaker 2: to try to get rid of these things. Here the
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  Speaker 2: point is, and what I believe the point of this is,
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  Speaker 2: is that any rational human being who understands the dynamic
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  Speaker 2: would want this stuff legal. Now, why is that when
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  Speaker 2: you regulate betting and prop bets and all that, when
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  Speaker 2: you regulate it, illegal activity actually drops.
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  Speaker 1: It's that simple. The illegal activity drops you've regulated it.
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  Speaker 1: It's like drunk driving is illegal, you're not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: drive drunk. People still drink and drive. Spoiler alert. You're
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  Speaker 1: not stopping this either you're not and all you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: All you're doing is sending.
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  Speaker 2: The gamblers right back to the old neighborhood bookie, which
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  Speaker 2: they're still using in California and Texas and other places,
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  Speaker 2: or worse, some shady website in the Cayman Islands where
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  Speaker 2: there's no oversight, no regulation, none of it, and that
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  Speaker 2: that's it. And so then you know the legal sports books,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not you know some of these places they
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  Speaker 2: when you win, they actual limit how much you can
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  Speaker 2: bet because they don't really want winners, they want losers.
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  Speaker 1: And we can get in that conversation all you want.
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  Speaker 1: But the legal sports books, the ones that operate in
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  Speaker 1: the said whole.
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  Speaker 2: Ohio wants to new to them now, they want to
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  Speaker 2: new to them because of these prop bets.
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  Speaker 1: And but yet they have the.
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  Speaker 2: Most insane I've talked to some of these people who
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  Speaker 2: are involved in that business, and the amount of checks
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  Speaker 2: and balances are insane. The membrane, they've got algorithms, security teams,
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of former FBI agents in the room and
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  Speaker 2: they're monitoring twenty four to seven everything and they go
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  Speaker 2: def con one these gambling places and if anything's a
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  Speaker 2: little off if it smells a little funky.
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  Speaker 1: What's that smell?
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  Speaker 2: The books are all but guaranteed to catch it, and
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  Speaker 2: they're all but guaranteed to nip it in the button. Now,
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  Speaker 2: how do we know that.
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  Speaker 1: It is a business where you're going to win.
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  Speaker 2: The only way you're consistently going to lose, as the
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  Speaker 2: book is, if there's funny business like athletes fixing prop bets,
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  Speaker 2: that's it.
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  Speaker 1: They'll be the first ones to know. And as we
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  Speaker 1: saw with that no name from the Toronto Raptors and
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  Speaker 1: all the other players that have been dinged since then,
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  Speaker 1: right that.
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  Speaker 2: Ohio, my advice, don't don't be stuper You can't unring
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  Speaker 2: the bell.
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  Speaker 1: Sports betting is here, it is popular, people like it,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to continue, and you're not protecting the game,
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  Speaker 1: which many politicians like to say, we're protecting the game,
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  Speaker 1: we're looking out for the for the kids. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: all about optics, which is what most of politics is optics.
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  Speaker 2: And you're pretending to do something and all that stuff,
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  Speaker 2: but you're not stopping the prop bets. You're merely shifting
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  Speaker 2: where those bets are made. And oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure the neighborhood Bookie does not pay taxes
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  Speaker 2: or the website in the Cayman Islands.
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  Speaker 1: You're not getting any tax dollars on that money. Not
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  Speaker 1: a dime, not a dime.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mahler Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right back to whe we go. A NFL heavy
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  Speaker 2: The Tom Brady statue caught my attention, so we yapped
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  Speaker 2: about that, and Stevie Meball says, after adding a miniature
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  Speaker 2: Robert Kraft squatting upon the raised fist of Tom Brady
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: and a miniature Bill Belichick squatting upon the head of
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  Speaker 2: the miniature Bill Belichick the Tom Brady statue, you reached
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  Speaker 2: a total height of twenty nine and a half feet.
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  Speaker 2: That's according to the Great Steaming meat Balls, a mathematician
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  Speaker 2: for all mathematicians.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see here. Let's see here.
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  Speaker 2: Uk Grad says the neighborhood bookie doesn't do prop bets. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I would argue that you don't have a good neighborhood
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  Speaker 2: bookie because I've been told, not that I would ever
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  Speaker 2: get involved in this, but I have been told by
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  Speaker 2: those that do that the neighborhood bookie ain't your daddy's
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  Speaker 2: neighborhood bookie. That they do it on websites and there
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  Speaker 2: are propits now they don't know. I've been told by
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: people who may dabble in that world that they don't
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  Speaker 2: do in game prop bets.
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  Speaker 1: But you can do prop bets prior to the game.
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  Speaker 1: So you don't say that's what I'm just telling you.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm hearing, Well, you have a gambling bubby. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: People I know may have a gaming problem. I don't,
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  Speaker 1: of course I do not. Let's see bill, who's your bill?
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  Speaker 2: Completely hammered says, if you had to choose between Arby's
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  Speaker 2: sauce and Chick fil a honey mustard, which way would
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  Speaker 2: you go? I go with the Chick fil A Honey
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  Speaker 2: mustard on that one. It's pretty simple, mister irrigation says.
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  Speaker 2: The Phoenix Cardinals have a but ugly uniform, ugliest top
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  Speaker 2: ten NFL uniform.
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  Speaker 1: Talk. No, I don't do list. Other people I'm told
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  Speaker 1: when I when I'm away they do lists. I think
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  Speaker 1: to mock me because I goof on talk show us
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  Speaker 1: to do list because they're lazy. But anyway, let's.
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  Speaker 2: See Daniel writes in says could have been worse. The
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  Speaker 2: Tom Brady statue could have a statue of a mayor
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  Speaker 2: named Harry. Harry and then he says his last name
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  Speaker 2: is Balls from America's favorite crossing guard.
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  Speaker 1: That's dang. Oh, he's back in Fort Wayne.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
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  Speaker 2: Hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hollering James.
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  Speaker 2: James, you're on the air, James, see that he's he's
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  Speaker 2: listening to delay. We're not about a thirty three minute delay.
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  Speaker 2: So once the delay catches up and he'll hear himself
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  Speaker 2: and then he'll he'll wake up. That's normally what happens.
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  Speaker 2: But he's been sleeping for a while, James, all right,
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  Speaker 2: are you there?
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  Speaker 1: James, No, I don't know if he's gonna wake up.
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  Speaker 1: It seems like he's in a deep state of sleep. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like good slumber. Is he dreaming? What do
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  Speaker 1: you think he's dreaming about you, Lorrena. He's probably chasing squirrels.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Squirrels in his ram, Yeah, dreaming about that first snow
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  Speaker 1: of the winter in Minnesota. Oh, Ben's excited for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, thank you, j great contribution to the show.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Marcelle in Brooklyn.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: People pointing out Mark Sell not calling Fridays anymore in
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: the show, but he is calling on Mondays.
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  Speaker 1: Hello amarcel in Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you know what, I'll be back on Fridays instead,
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: and along with Wednesdays as well too.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't say that we missed you. I just
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  Speaker 1: I just people were pointing at it. I did hi
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  Speaker 1: marcel ouh.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, thank you. Oh Lorena, good to see you, my friend.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: If you're you can see your dude, you're a stalker.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? We're doing radio?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, good to hear you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 6: By the way. Uh well, Rena, before before I speak
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  Speaker 6: to Ben and cook the little about the food picks
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  Speaker 6: and to start the week, I promise you that when
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  Speaker 6: I was on Instagram having a one minute weather outlook,
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  Speaker 6: they're taking place here and elsewhere every single day. Do
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  Speaker 6: you love it?
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  Speaker 1: I think you have amazing update skills, like you could
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  Speaker 1: be a news anchor. You should be youse.
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  Speaker 6: As a matter of fact, my friends, I doing the
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  Speaker 6: Instagram soy that took place. But you, my friends, how
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  Speaker 6: this works. You could do anything like traffic updates or
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: even the one minute sports outlook on right before your
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  Speaker 6: the Ben Malachell taking place right through the over nights
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  Speaker 6: in La or still morning here in the Eastern Seaboard.
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  Speaker 6: But that's all you had to do this.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to take a call, Marcell, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Let's put this another caller.
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  Speaker 1: All right, pick line one or two.
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  Speaker 6: Go ahead, let's take pick number two.
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  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, line line two you're on the air
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  Speaker 2: with Marcel and Brooklyn line too.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like to welcome along to the show. Hi, Martelle,
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: it's Mike the Leprechaun. Oh oh boy, alerts, ring alerts,
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  Speaker 6: ring alerts.
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  Speaker 1: What does that even mean? I don't know what that means?
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  Speaker 6: Fight the loser called people.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, he was polite, mar Marcell, he was polite to you.
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  Speaker 6: I was listen, Marcel. I heard he went to the
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  Speaker 6: Brooklyn Zoo yesterday and you fed the chimpanzees. What That's
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: what I heard? And the Yankee sucks by the way.
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  Speaker 6: That well, that's the case. This two New York franchise
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  Speaker 6: seems a losing streak in a going on. The Mets
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  Speaker 6: have a seven game losing shroot to Milwaukee. The Mets
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  Speaker 6: will try to turn things around and bolt the gas
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  Speaker 6: against the Braves tomorrow. However, the Yankees.
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  Speaker 1: What you doing, baseball monologue? What are you doing? Marcel?
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Well, the Mets have a losing streak going on, and
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  Speaker 6: they have a not taint the gas there Ben, they
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  Speaker 6: lost the Milwaukee.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you want to take it. Let's take
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  Speaker 1: another call.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Uh, let's go to a random call it, random caller,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: you're on the air, a random call you're on with
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  Speaker 2: Marcel and Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, random call and welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 7: Okay myself, So earlier in this segment, I noticed your.
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  Speaker 1: Point is that is that Fred? Is that Fred Toucher?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: This is me, Fred Toucher from the Toucher and Harder
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  Speaker 7: Hearty show. You called my show once my cell and
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  Speaker 7: you just totally dropped the ball eye You remember.
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  Speaker 6: Whoa Fred Freddie or Fred the Toucher on the sports Top.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's his nickname, Fred the Toucher, Yes, from the
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  Speaker 2: Sports Top.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome aboard.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I drive a Bronco and I just sold my
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  Speaker 7: JJ McCarthy kind for five thousand dollars on eBay.
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  Speaker 6: What do you think about that?
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: Mysell? What do you think about me selling my JJ
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: McCarthy kite on eBay for five thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 6: Walk it? Whoa?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Whoa?
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  Speaker 7: Mysell? If you had five thousand dollars right, what would
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  Speaker 7: you buy with this?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Great question? Great question, Fred? What do you say, get
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: a new phone? You buy a phone?
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  Speaker 7: What type of No, Marcel, what type of phone do
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  Speaker 7: you have? Do you have one with a chord on it?
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  Speaker 1: You know you have a rotary phone, don't.
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  Speaker 6: You, well, not any more, you won't.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, this.
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  Speaker 7: Is no I gotta ask myself question. I'm gonna I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna sing you a song, and you're gonna tell me
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  Speaker 7: what song it is? All right, all right, I'm gonna
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: singing you the theme song to McDonald's. You tell me
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  Speaker 7: what song it is?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you got that right away? He loves McDonald's.
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  Speaker 7: Let me try one more. It's fun, hey, Marcella, ti
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  Speaker 7: one more. It's fun to stay at the.
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  Speaker 3: Y m d a.
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  Speaker 6: It's the village people.
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  Speaker 7: No, Marcelle can try one more's.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: We can play stump Marcel with with jingles.
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  Speaker 7: I got one, I got one. I don't think you're
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: gonna do the Cats and the Cradle and the Silver Spoon,
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  Speaker 7: little Boy Blue and the Man Moan. I hope you're
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: coming home, Marcel. I don't know when, but I love
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  Speaker 7: you so much. Michelle. Will you come to my bed
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  Speaker 7: right now?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: That Fred? What do you have to say to Fred? There?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Marcel block him? All right?
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Amazing, so very violent? My god, enough, you're repeating yourself. Okay, please?
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  Speaker 6: All right? Should we get.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: To oh, food picks, yes, all right, food picks. I
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  Speaker 1: think you have pizza. Yeah, I think he had Celesti pizza.
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  Speaker 1: That was gonna be my answer.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Celeste pizza, frozen pizza, the top pizza direct from Italy.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: The Celeste pizza very expensive.
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  Speaker 6: But yes, it's all.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Right, Lorena, would you like you friend? I think you
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: had steak and lobster this weekend, myrceal, Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Steak and lop, sir, but not a mixed match.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: You had staking wait a minute, hot date.
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  Speaker 6: For a long long time.
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  Speaker 1: Help me all right?
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  Speaker 6: But right, no, thank you, my friend, and I hope
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  Speaker 6: you enjoyed the instagram soy.
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  Speaker 1: On the sport I stop and yes, go ahead, Marcelle.
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  Speaker 2: I think you had corn bread, a try tip sandwich,
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  Speaker 2: barbecue tried tip sandwich and peach cobbler.
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  Speaker 6: Oh not a not a rix, not a mixed match.
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  Speaker 1: It is okay, hurry up please for the love of ben,
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  Speaker 1: that is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will get that direct from Italy, that authentic
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  Speaker 2: Italian food. We'll arrest frozen frozen pizza. Amazing.
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  Speaker 6: I will see you right back.
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  Speaker 1: I can not wait.
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  Speaker 2: All right, go away, hollering, James, Are you away now, James, James,
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  Speaker 2: You're on the air, James, hollering James.
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  Speaker 1: I don't hear him snoring. He's breathing. That may help
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: me the Live Live Are you alive? James?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Well, that leaves this time.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Let's go now to Windsor, Ontario, Canada. A fine Canadian
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  Speaker 2: lad who's been calling talk radio since the nineteen sixties.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's a long time ago. The great
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: cowboy John brad Oh.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Hi, Lorrain and Ben will I watch my sister Karen
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: to going cancer seven years today. She was only sixty one.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: And the old TV talk show hosts. Mike Douglas died
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: nineteen years ago today on his eighty fifth birthday. Robin Williams,
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: you know, the comedian committed suicide eleven years go today.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: I believe he was sixty one. And former heavyweight champion
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Michael Dogs, also a rapist, uh died of.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Liver Kansas, very sad corner eleven.
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  Speaker 5: Years ago today, the day after his fifty fourth birthday.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, my buddy Mike Barrett was sixty six
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: yesterday birthday. And let's see Rocky Colinville, the old Major
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  Speaker 5: League I would have been ninety two yesterday except he
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  Speaker 5: passed away in twenty fourteen.
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  Speaker 1: Tom eleven years ago.
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  Speaker 5: Tiger third base of was seventy two yesterday, birthday, Barbara.
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  Speaker 1: Was he only eighty four? Was Brooklyns on the eighty
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: four Tigers Tom Brooks Yeah yeah, okay, yeah, he was
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  Speaker 1: just going out.
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  Speaker 5: See my Barbara Claudio. But Sully was seventy.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday Barber.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Marjorie hoped me. Johnson, the blue Ribbon baker
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  Speaker 5: was on a lot of TV. They have Weathermnson Wynolds
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  Speaker 5: was one hundred and sixth Saturday. Former Major leaguers Julian
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  Speaker 5: Javier was in the sixty eight World Series as the
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  Speaker 5: second basis against the Tigers when he's playing for the
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  Speaker 5: Cardinals was eighty nine Saturday. And former MLB left handed
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: pitcher clond O'Steen was eighty six Saturday. And of course,
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: the second atomic bomb was dropped on Nagasaki eighty years
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: ago Saturday and cost seventy thousand whites all together, and
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: those two new kings, about two hundred and fifty thousand
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: people were immedia killed. A lot of others died later
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: because of cancer and all sorts of other effects of radiation.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: By anyway, speak to people tomorrow morning. Remember you got
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: to be a boy to be a cowboy.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: There you go, hang up on yourself, the cowboy John.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: But I also saw the anniversary of the last forfeited
• 36:00
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• 36:04
  Speaker 1: radio report of the Dodgers and Cardinals at Dodger Stadium.
• 36:09
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• 36:12
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• 36:15
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• 36:18
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• 36:22
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• 36:25
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• 36:27
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• 36:28
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  Speaker 3: It's time for another Mallard game show, y'are so gone.
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  Speaker 3: We surveyed one hundred people name sports teams associated with losing.
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  Speaker 1: Dug curs. I believe the answer is to Clippers. That
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  Speaker 1: is the top answer forty points.
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  Speaker 3: It's Malard militia, cute man.
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  Speaker 1: Let's play the feud. Here we go. Let's welcome in
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  Speaker 1: our contestant suit. Do we have here? Li'sen eeny meany
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: miny moe. We have a coach Russell who I'm gonna
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: try not to hang up on this week in the
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  Speaker 1: Orlando Era, Hello coach Russell.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning, sir, how are we going?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Welcome? When's the first game? Coach Russell? What are we
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: looking at?
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  Speaker 6: We actually have we actually have a preseason game. They
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: call it a classic, which is a preseason We have that,
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: uh this Friday night against a really really good team.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: They have three power power forward d lineman. So it's
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: gonna be a good game.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: And we're good luck running the ball against the team
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: with that big defensive line there. All right, very good,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Coach Russell. You're gonna play the game. And we have
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Jordan in Houston. Hello, Jordan, welcome. All right there. You
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: just had to prove you're actually from Houston by saying yeah.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: If you didn't say that, we think maybe you be
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: from somewhere else. All right, well, what do you are
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: you just Jordan? We know who Coach Russell is. Are
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: you working right now? You've been up all night? What's
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: your deal?
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I just I just got off work.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Man's all right, working your ass off? I gotcha. Tough economy,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I understand. All right, Well, good luck. The category one
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: hundred people surveyed. It's the Mallard Militia feud. The top
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: five answers are on the board. What's something you might
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: eat more of in the month of August. Top five
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: answers on the board one hundred people's service, Coach Russell,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: that is on. That's the number two answer was watermelon.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Good job by you, Coach Russell. Gets go again until
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: you get one wrong. Name something or what's something you
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: might eat more of in the month of August, Coach Russell.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with birthday cake.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: It's very specific. Birthday cake. That is not on. That
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: is not on there. Jordan, you have a chance here.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: What's something you might eat more of here in the
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: month of August today August eleven. Jordan, you will not
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: beat You will not be any more of that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Jordan. That's yeah, nothing in August.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, that's five.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: It's literally right now. Month we're in. What Spaghetti very
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: popular in the I always wait till August to eat
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: my spaghetti. I always. I don't eat it in July,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I don't eat it.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: In September, but in August. I love my spaghetti all right,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Coach Russell, there are there are four there are four outs.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Burgers.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: You know I'm gonna count that bets barbecue, grilled food, burgers.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Grill say barbecue.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, barbecue is number three, Coach Russell. Three answers left.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: Barbecues, very variety.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with salad.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's ice cream, corner of the cob and peaches,