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- 0:00Speaker 1: The hot I keep the Big Show show thanks.
- 0:03Speaker 2: To crape Worthy stream food freshly made with Reburger.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Welcome, This is Big Show, Jason hitch Night mind and.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Oh get a your mad Barstard's great have your company
- 0:20Speaker 3: this moody Tuesday afternoon.
- 0:22Speaker 4: It is the eighteenth of November.
- 0:23Speaker 3: Twenty twenty five and new my friends as always listening
- 0:27Speaker 3: to the Big Show brought to you by Red.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Burgeer Beef, Chicken, vegan and vegetarian options to re Big Year,
- 0:36Speaker 2: redefining the norm so good.
- 0:42Speaker 3: You know. I had a special treat today, Old Margie
- 0:49Speaker 3: arriving at work on his new bicycle, drenched with rain,
- 0:55Speaker 3: his T shirt pressed against his beautifully sculpted body, his
- 1:03Speaker 3: nipples poking out. God, I thought I loved my job.
- 1:07Speaker 3: Get a Maggie Stallion, get.
- 1:10Speaker 5: A Hoidy Jizbot, your mad dog there, eh, your six
- 1:15Speaker 5: son of a be I'll tell you what those nipples today,
- 1:17Speaker 5: They were rock Hard, brother, rock Hard.
- 1:21Speaker 2: It was weird too because you had a jacket on
- 1:22Speaker 2: to begin with.
- 1:23Speaker 5: I was just wet, yeah, but then I laid eyes
- 1:25Speaker 5: on YouTube backbones and rock Hard going pretty good today, man,
- 1:34Speaker 5: despite the fact that has been a little bit rainy,
- 1:38Speaker 5: still warm, We're still in summer, and I'm absolutely thrilled
- 1:40Speaker 5: and I'm stoked because I've got my new bicycle fellows.
- 1:42Speaker 2: We're going to get into that a little bit later, boy,
- 1:44Speaker 2: are we ever? I'm frofling.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Yeah, man, Hey, kesykesy hello, with your corderoy jacket.
- 1:52Speaker 3: There is a mouthful looking very very quiefed and put
- 1:57Speaker 3: together today.
- 1:57Speaker 2: What does queift mean? Ah, you don't know what queathing means.
- 2:01Speaker 4: That's another word.
- 2:02Speaker 2: You've described me as queafed, queafed, queafed, quiffed. How are
- 2:07Speaker 2: you spelling that?
- 2:08Speaker 4: C O if if e D.
- 2:10Speaker 2: What does that mean?
- 2:11Speaker 4: Means? Very put together? Thanks mate, very sort of nicely
- 2:15Speaker 4: put together because you.
- 2:16Speaker 2: Said queaf because you look very queathed as well.
- 2:19Speaker 4: I'm pretty damn sure I didn't say that.
- 2:22Speaker 2: I'm just I don't even know what what's queafed.
- 2:25Speaker 5: If anybody's got any idea out there, please text us
- 2:27Speaker 5: on three four.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Three give us Ring radio. I've got no idea.
- 2:31Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Hordy J Has just hit him what
- 2:33Speaker 5: it means. He's just remembered because he said it eight
- 2:36Speaker 5: times and now he knows what it means.
- 2:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd better not be dirty. I want to be fuman.
- 2:41Speaker 3: We are going to analyze the tape. What's coming up
- 2:45Speaker 3: on the show, U Stallion.
- 2:49Speaker 2: What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi?
- 2:52Speaker 5: Bloody exciting day for us today Fieller's Howdy j Letter
- 2:56Speaker 5: on the show is going to be talking us through
- 2:58Speaker 5: his driving prowess. Is he a team supparrely or park
- 3:00Speaker 5: in front of about thirty people. We can't wait to
- 3:02Speaker 5: hear that story.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Not only that, but you're going to talk us through
- 3:06Speaker 2: an atmospheric river.
- 3:08Speaker 4: Am I?
- 3:09Speaker 2: That is Jason? I thought it at better than you.
- 3:11Speaker 5: A little bit of weather chat there as well. And look,
- 3:15Speaker 5: I've got my new pushbike Fellers, or as I like
- 3:18Speaker 5: to call it, a bicycle bicycle Mogi, and I just
- 3:20Speaker 5: think it's something that could be a new hobby for us,
- 3:22Speaker 5: the Feelers. You know, we could get out there on
- 3:24Speaker 5: our own push bikes and have a little bicycle gang.
- 3:26Speaker 5: So I'm just gonna have a chat to you about
- 3:29Speaker 5: that coming up.
- 3:29Speaker 2: Next, how good Man.
- 3:30Speaker 4: In the meantime, he's radiohead.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Creep the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.
- 3:37Speaker 3: Mattella, you're there on the Radio Hodarchy big show this
- 3:41Speaker 3: miserable Tuesday afternoon in Auckland City. The time is fourteen
- 3:45Speaker 3: minutes past four o'clock. And before we get into bicycle chat, fellas,
- 3:49Speaker 3: I'm imagining a few people out there fizzing about the
- 3:53Speaker 3: Metallica gig tomorrow night, getting prepared as we speak.
- 3:56Speaker 5: Probably, yeah, I I've got to make that's coming up
- 3:59Speaker 5: from the Manuer two with his son and his messes
- 4:03Speaker 5: and a whole bunch of others, and they've had to
- 4:05Speaker 5: get accommodation in Hamilton. My god, wow, because the whole
- 4:09Speaker 5: all of Auckland is just has booked out seemingly, so
- 4:12Speaker 5: there'll be a bit of a pain in the house,
- 4:14Speaker 5: wouldn't it. I offered him to stay at my place,
- 4:16Speaker 5: but he wasn't keen.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand that.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Speaking massively jealous by the way of everyone going to Metallica.
- 4:23Speaker 2: I've seen them before, but one of the best, obviously
- 4:24Speaker 2: Billy Joel twenty twenty two, Best concent in My Life
- 4:27Speaker 2: Seeking Best Metallica twenty ten.
- 4:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:29Speaker 5: Well, I've seen them a couple of times before and
- 4:32Speaker 5: they are unbelievable. I don't know why I haven't got
- 4:34Speaker 5: tickets this time, somebody said, I'm surprised they said there's
- 4:37Speaker 5: still ticket to I sale. I thought it had completely
- 4:39Speaker 5: sold out. So I'm thinking to myself, maybe I'm just
- 4:42Speaker 5: got to get a ticket. I just got to get
- 4:44Speaker 5: a ticket.
- 4:44Speaker 4: Well.
- 4:45Speaker 2: It also helps that Beck in the office there right now,
- 4:49Speaker 2: her and Kate are keeting along the Kate two works
- 4:52Speaker 2: in the office. Literally isn't a massive Metallica fan at all,
- 4:54Speaker 2: but was like, I feel like I need to go
- 4:56Speaker 2: see Metallica live. Yeah.
- 4:57Speaker 5: I'm kind of tempted to do the same, and especially
- 4:59Speaker 5: to take my wife long because she doesn't share my
- 5:02Speaker 5: taste in music. But what my plan has always been
- 5:05Speaker 5: over the last ten years or twelve years is to
- 5:08Speaker 5: take you to see all the bands that I like
- 5:10Speaker 5: live because it always changes her mind. Right, So you
- 5:12Speaker 5: can see them live, it's like, oh, holy shit, these
- 5:14Speaker 5: guys are amazing, So that would be good.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Have you taken her to see Rage against the Machine?
- 5:19Speaker 5: Well, they haven't been out here since she was probably twelve, so.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what about Creed? Have you taken it to see?
- 5:26Speaker 2: I've seen Crede a few times. That was how we
- 5:28Speaker 2: got together.
- 5:29Speaker 3: I mean, I'm filthy at myself fellers, because I have
- 5:33Speaker 3: Metallica in the top three.
- 5:35Speaker 4: Yeah, bands of all time?
- 5:37Speaker 2: Wow? And who are the other two?
- 5:41Speaker 3: Probably pil Gem and wet leg Right. So yeah, it's
- 5:49Speaker 3: there's just been so much going on. I just just
- 5:52Speaker 3: slipped my mind that Metallica is in town. Massive own
- 5:55Speaker 3: goal from.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Hody j I think we can probably get you. I'll
- 5:59Speaker 2: be pretty to get you a ticket. Show your ticket.
- 6:01Speaker 5: I mean, I'd love to go. I can only afford
- 6:03Speaker 5: one ticket, so I'd be happy to buy you a ticket.
- 6:05Speaker 5: I mean, why don't you do that?
- 6:06Speaker 2: And I'll buy a ticket for your wife and you
- 6:08Speaker 2: can both because I didn't realize how much you loved
- 6:10Speaker 2: Metallica top three. That's like crazy you come. You have
- 6:14Speaker 2: to go. They're probably not going to come back. Absolutely,
- 6:16Speaker 2: you got to go. Just text here on three four
- 6:18Speaker 2: eight three someone's offering up a free double pass for hoody.
- 6:21Speaker 4: What day are we talking?
- 6:23Speaker 2: Yes, Tomorrow night and Thursday as well, damn it, and Friday.
- 6:27Speaker 2: What they're going to be here on Saturday? You're busy
- 6:30Speaker 2: all those days, unbelievably. I am which day are you
- 6:35Speaker 2: not busy?
- 6:36Speaker 4: Next week? Looking pretty good?
- 6:39Speaker 2: Okay, James Hitfield's just texting, of course you know who
- 6:42Speaker 2: that is? Yeah, yeah, who is it?
- 6:46Speaker 4: Well? Do I need to point it out?
- 6:48Speaker 2: Yeah? Obviously the lead singer of Metallica, their front man.
- 6:51Speaker 2: He said, yeah, they happy to do a gig that.
- 6:52Speaker 4: Night next week for j Yet what day.
- 6:55Speaker 2: You name the day?
- 6:56Speaker 6: Man?
- 6:56Speaker 2: He's ready to go.
- 6:57Speaker 3: It's looking pretty grim too, actually, but let us know
- 7:01Speaker 3: if you're going to the Metallica gig, and certainly tomorrow
- 7:04Speaker 3: on the Thursday show, we'll be finding out and getting
- 7:07Speaker 3: reviews as to how it went down.
- 7:09Speaker 2: Fellows, we've got your favorite track from Metallica now, Jason,
- 7:12Speaker 2: Oh great, God is a good one, isn't it? Such
- 7:16Speaker 2: a tune?
- 7:16Speaker 4: Man?
- 7:19Speaker 1: The whod Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 7:22Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodichy.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Who Fighters Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday.
- 7:29Speaker 4: Afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock.
- 7:31Speaker 3: As I mentioned at the top of the show, it
- 7:33Speaker 3: was quite the site today as Mogi rode in in
- 7:36Speaker 3: his new bicycle absolutely drenched he was, which was quite
- 7:42Speaker 3: an attractive sight, I've got to be honest with you.
- 7:44Speaker 3: But what was even more beautiful was the specimen that
- 7:48Speaker 3: you bought.
- 7:49Speaker 4: Did you buy it last night, Mogi?
- 7:50Speaker 2: I bought it last night.
- 7:51Speaker 5: Man, you say we're having a chat about the fact
- 7:53Speaker 5: that I need to buy a pushbike. I've got a
- 7:54Speaker 5: new office. I don't want to drive into the city anymore.
- 7:57Speaker 5: It costs twelve dollars for a half hour of parking.
- 7:59Speaker 5: Now that's a lot of mone madness. That's madness, keysy madness.
- 8:03Speaker 5: So I had a look online and but boom, there
- 8:05Speaker 5: it was. Man, I remember these ten speeds from back
- 8:08Speaker 5: in the day. I don't even know if anyone has
- 8:10Speaker 5: bikes called ten speeds anymore, but that's what I'll call
- 8:13Speaker 5: back in the day. And they've sort of got it's
- 8:15Speaker 5: a heling ten speed. Now, if you're about forty eight,
- 8:20Speaker 5: forty nine or there or thereabouts, you remember these things.
- 8:23Speaker 5: They've got the hooked front handlebars, which I don't think
- 8:26Speaker 5: exists anymore. And it's just an absolute weapon of a bike.
- 8:32Speaker 5: It has taken me down memory lane. I saw it
- 8:34Speaker 5: on trade Me last night. I paid one hundred and
- 8:36Speaker 5: fifty bucks through I went and picked it up and
- 8:38Speaker 5: the guy said that everything on it is original. Wow,
- 8:41Speaker 5: which suggests to me it's probably a death trap. So
- 8:43Speaker 5: I've got to get some kind of a service done
- 8:45Speaker 5: on it. But Fellers, I've been riding around on it
- 8:47Speaker 5: today and it's an absolute head turner. People love a
- 8:52Speaker 5: man on a pushbike a man on a bicycle.
- 8:54Speaker 2: Can I just say I during the songs before while
- 8:58Speaker 2: Metallica was playing, I went out to the office there
- 9:00Speaker 2: and grabbed a glass of water and I actually took
- 9:03Speaker 2: the healing ten speed for a quick lap. Oh you
- 9:05Speaker 2: did down there and back. The seating position is very
- 9:09Speaker 2: similar to I think it's called the it bike off
- 9:12Speaker 2: an episode of South Park. Ah right, where you were
- 9:14Speaker 2: leaning right forward and the seat is really high. It is,
- 9:18Speaker 2: and your hands are down very low on the old
- 9:20Speaker 2: school handlebars. It was a bit of it was great.
- 9:24Speaker 2: I enjoyed it.
- 9:25Speaker 5: It gets right up there. Now you're absolutely right, Keysy.
- 9:28Speaker 5: What's happened there is the seat is too high, and
- 9:29Speaker 5: I think the handlebars are too low for me. I'm
- 9:31Speaker 5: going to lower that seat a little bit so I'm
- 9:32Speaker 5: a little bit more straight across and if I want
- 9:34Speaker 5: to get into racing mode. I just dropped my hands
- 9:36Speaker 5: onto that lower bar, you know, I put them right
- 9:39Speaker 5: down there and then I'm off again.
- 9:40Speaker 3: What I loved because I was sitting in the studio
- 9:43Speaker 3: as you arrived and you cycled past the studio windows there,
- 9:47Speaker 3: it looked like.
- 9:47Speaker 4: You're in doggie when you were sort of pounding them because.
- 9:52Speaker 3: Your butt was high and because the handlebars are sort
- 9:57Speaker 3: of so low.
- 9:58Speaker 4: But was really hanging out.
- 10:00Speaker 5: And you should see me when I sort of if
- 10:01Speaker 5: I'm going up a hill and i have to stand
- 10:03Speaker 5: up on the pedals that I'm going to do to
- 10:05Speaker 5: do to do.
- 10:06Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so sights to be whole.
- 10:08Speaker 5: But I was thinking, guys, fowlers, that is, maybe you
- 10:12Speaker 5: guys should get bicycles as well, because I've got a
- 10:15Speaker 5: bicycle and it's pretty cool. But I was thinking to
- 10:18Speaker 5: have all three of us have bicycles and packs as well.
- 10:20Speaker 5: You can have a bicycle.
- 10:21Speaker 4: I don't think packs would see the bicycle. I just
- 10:25Speaker 4: he doesn't give me those vibes.
- 10:26Speaker 5: Then we could all go out and ride our bicycles
- 10:28Speaker 5: around and just sort of hang out and sort of
- 10:30Speaker 5: punch darts and chew gum and you know, throw stones
- 10:34Speaker 5: and old ladies and that you call with that.
- 10:38Speaker 3: Man, you look so cool today. That was one of
- 10:40Speaker 3: the things that went through my mind. I went, could
- 10:42Speaker 3: I could I be out of Mogi's bicycle game because
- 10:45Speaker 3: you've got a bike?
- 10:46Speaker 2: Evn, you're geezy bicycle. I've got a couple of bicycles, yes,
- 10:50Speaker 2: one and don My parents they gifted us their old
- 10:52Speaker 2: mountain bikes with upgraded to E bikes. Oh you know,
- 10:56Speaker 2: future retirees do. So I've got I've got a bicycle.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Yeah you go, My life does as well.
- 11:00Speaker 4: So it's like, what is your bike?
- 11:02Speaker 2: Mine's a mountain bike. It's a bicycle.
- 11:05Speaker 4: You see. The only is show I have because yours
- 11:06Speaker 4: is built for speed.
- 11:08Speaker 2: I'm going to be pretty I'm going to have to
- 11:10Speaker 2: struggle to keep that.
- 11:11Speaker 4: I don't know what I should run with.
- 11:14Speaker 2: I know what I mean, because you're not very good
- 11:16Speaker 2: on a bike, are you?
- 11:17Speaker 4: No?
- 11:17Speaker 2: Have you thought of getting a tricycle? Oh they're smart,
- 11:21Speaker 2: like one of those little plastic blue, yellow and red
- 11:24Speaker 2: ones that the kids use, you know the ones?
- 11:28Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, a rally twenty you remember those, Yeah,
- 11:32Speaker 3: a rally.
- 11:33Speaker 2: Twenty Yeah yeah. We used to call them rallies as well,
- 11:38Speaker 2: the Ralay twenty.
- 11:39Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
- 11:40Speaker 3: Because I definitely want to be part of the bicycle gang,
- 11:43Speaker 3: the show bicycle gang.
- 11:44Speaker 5: You could get an HX five hundred. There's a a
- 11:49Speaker 5: that was a BMX Oh was it?
- 11:51Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 11:51Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Why do you get something from your ear though?
- 11:54Speaker 2: Like a penny farthing or something or a horse?
- 12:00Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 12:03Speaker 2: Tune in on.
- 12:05Speaker 4: Radio Green Day.
- 12:06Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
- 12:10Speaker 4: The time is four thirty eight. We're talking bicycles.
- 12:14Speaker 5: That's right, fellas. I've got myself what was probably close
- 12:18Speaker 5: to a forty five year old ten speeder healing ten speed,
- 12:24Speaker 5: and I've got it so that I can get around
- 12:26Speaker 5: to work and all that sort of stuff. I don't
- 12:27Speaker 5: have to be in a car anymore and fine parks
- 12:29Speaker 5: and get absolutely robbed. And we're having a chat. We
- 12:31Speaker 5: thought maybe we should start a bicycle gain.
- 12:33Speaker 4: Yes.
- 12:34Speaker 2: Well, the thing I like about this is I already
- 12:36Speaker 2: have a bicycle. It's a mountain bike. Ye, my dad
- 12:38Speaker 2: gave it to me. It says old one. And what
- 12:41Speaker 2: I was picturing is, Jace, if you got a bicycle
- 12:45Speaker 2: whatever it might be, you know, and sert joke here
- 12:48Speaker 2: if you want, I'm not going down. I'm above that.
- 12:50Speaker 4: Well you did suggest a penny farmer, Yeah.
- 12:52Speaker 2: Well, I mean and then a horse probably for me,
- 12:56Speaker 2: more of a pony or something, wouldn't it.
- 12:58Speaker 4: Yeah, it happened these little ones. It need to be at.
- 13:03Speaker 2: What I was thinking was because you live way out west.
- 13:07Speaker 2: It's really far out west, so you could leave, you know,
- 13:10Speaker 2: first for work on your bicycle, come past my house,
- 13:13Speaker 2: which is sort of just on the you know, just
- 13:15Speaker 2: on the cusp of the city, but sort of west.
- 13:17Speaker 3: I guess you'd say, Yeah, I worry about getting mugged there,
- 13:20Speaker 3: but anyway, Yeah, and.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Then you come up. You picked me up. I'll hop
- 13:23Speaker 2: on my mountain bike. Yes, and then we ride down
- 13:26Speaker 2: the Western Motorway. We stop at Pugs's house pick him
- 13:29Speaker 2: up in Mount Eden. He hops on his bicycle, maybe
- 13:31Speaker 2: a BMX or a tricycle whatever, probably a unicycle. Yeah,
- 13:35Speaker 2: it's sort of wacky thing Pugs would And then we
- 13:37Speaker 2: then ride to Mogi's house and then we all ride
- 13:40Speaker 2: into work together. Yeah. That's a hospite, I'll be keen.
- 13:43Speaker 4: Yeah it sounds good.
- 13:44Speaker 3: I'm still no clearer because I've been on the interweb
- 13:49Speaker 3: just looking at bikes and stuff and what would suit me,
- 13:51Speaker 3: and I'm still no clear of fellows and what I.
- 13:53Speaker 5: Can use well, three four eight three, if you got
- 13:56Speaker 5: any ideas for a bike for Hardy J and Pugsand
- 13:59Speaker 5: the other thing we've got to work out is what's
- 14:01Speaker 5: the name of our gang going to be, Because we
- 14:02Speaker 5: had a motorcycle gang you and I. J's called the
- 14:04Speaker 5: Harey Scrots. Yes, I don't know if that's transferable here.
- 14:08Speaker 5: If we've got to go with another name for well.
- 14:10Speaker 3: You've had your scrots laser, so it doesn't it doesn't
- 14:13Speaker 3: apply any You've got Why do we name it.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Something that's not to do with testicles? Have you ever
- 14:20Speaker 2: thought about that?
- 14:22Speaker 5: No, well, we don't have to. Everything has to be
- 14:24Speaker 5: named after genitals. And then of course we need our
- 14:27Speaker 5: tough guy nicknames as well. I've got one that's come
- 14:29Speaker 5: through here three four eight three, which is ten Speed Mogi.
- 14:34Speaker 5: Ten Speed Mogi. Yeah, so that's got a real ring
- 14:38Speaker 5: to it.
- 14:38Speaker 2: I like that. But then Jason's already got a nickname,
- 14:40Speaker 2: which is too Stroke Hoyd. But that makes people think
- 14:42Speaker 2: that he's riding a dirt bike. No, but really it's
- 14:44Speaker 2: that he doesn't wipe his bum prop. Yeah, well exactly.
- 14:46Speaker 2: We need that to be very clear too, spoke.
- 14:53Speaker 4: Yeah. I like it.
- 14:55Speaker 3: Also, you know, we could get some sort of big show.
- 14:58Speaker 3: We a bicycle game insignia.
- 15:01Speaker 4: Oh no, you know what I mean, like a.
- 15:02Speaker 2: Little pet.
- 15:07Speaker 4: For a bicycle.
- 15:08Speaker 5: Then come on you and take it off over our
- 15:11Speaker 5: dead bodies keys, that's what we'll tell them.
- 15:13Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, pedal to the middle. That's good.
- 15:16Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah.
- 15:18Speaker 5: And what's out like our motto, like our moto going
- 15:21Speaker 5: to be you know a little catchphrase. Oh, there's so
- 15:27Speaker 5: many good ones, doesn't there?
- 15:28Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, something about tires? My wife? What about that?
- 15:32Speaker 4: Speaking of your wife, may I mean to ask this?
- 15:35Speaker 5: Is she concerned about me now living a life of crime?
- 15:39Speaker 2: I am healing tends.
- 15:40Speaker 4: More your age, and you're on a bicycle.
- 15:45Speaker 2: She wants me to wear a helmet? Yeah, one hundred
- 15:49Speaker 2: I agree. Yeah, I know I agree as well. But
- 15:51Speaker 2: how do you get a helmet? There's no helmet that
- 15:53Speaker 2: doesn't make you look real cool? So how cool do
- 15:56Speaker 2: I want to look? I guess that's a question.
- 15:57Speaker 4: Yes, God, there's so many questions.
- 16:00Speaker 3: So I didn't realize there was so much admin in
- 16:03Speaker 3: terms of forming a bicycle gang.
- 16:05Speaker 2: One hundred percent there is. And the other thing terms
- 16:06Speaker 2: were going to figure out where all the other bicycle
- 16:08Speaker 2: gang territories are yea, so we can get our pat yes,
- 16:11Speaker 2: you know, and then that's sort of our neck of
- 16:12Speaker 2: the woods. Do you like popping wheelies? Causey me, yeah, mate,
- 16:16Speaker 2: hell yeah, I love popping wheelies. This is going to
- 16:20Speaker 2: be it's going to be sick.
- 16:21Speaker 4: Jason the sound God the.
- 16:25Speaker 1: Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
- 16:29Speaker 4: On Radio Holky.
- 16:34Speaker 3: Beautiful queen there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 16:38Speaker 3: Tuesday evening.
- 16:39Speaker 4: The time is four point fifty three. Let's talk TV.
- 16:43Speaker 3: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
- 16:50Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
- 16:55Speaker 5: I'm halfway through it, fellows, but I'm watching a documentary
- 16:58Speaker 5: called Nature Boy Nate Rick Flair, Rick Flair Baby. It's
- 17:03Speaker 5: an ESPN thirty for thirty, those great documentaries, but this
- 17:06Speaker 5: one is an hour and a half long. It's not
- 17:07Speaker 5: thirty minutes. Yeah, roughly halfway through. It's about he is
- 17:11Speaker 5: one of the great wrestlers, sort of came into his
- 17:14Speaker 5: own in the eighties.
- 17:16Speaker 2: And was just sort of a weapon all the way through.
- 17:19Speaker 5: He projected a lifestyle of you know, being super rich
- 17:23Speaker 5: and flashy and wearing these really fancy sort of cloaks
- 17:27Speaker 5: and flying and planes and driving limousines and having heaps.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Of hot checks. Now he was gorgeous as he was
- 17:33Speaker 2: gorgeous exactly.
- 17:34Speaker 5: He's this great looking guy and everybody, everybody wants to
- 17:37Speaker 5: be him and blah blah blah. Well he was married
- 17:38Speaker 5: with a kid at the time, but he felt like
- 17:41Speaker 5: he should live the lifestyle. So that's what he did,
- 17:45Speaker 5: and he had zero regrets. Really great stuff watching somebody
- 17:51Speaker 5: who's just got no moral compass whatsoever, and managed to
- 17:55Speaker 5: get to the top and was hugely famous even though
- 17:57Speaker 5: he wasn't in the WWF. The WWF. The WWE back
- 18:01Speaker 5: in the day was like more of a family focus
- 18:02Speaker 5: to get the kids sort of thing, whereas Rick Flear
- 18:05Speaker 5: was over in nWo or something no way out yeah,
- 18:09Speaker 5: something else. It was w c W maybe to sat
- 18:11Speaker 5: with and that was more just men just losing men
- 18:16Speaker 5: that wanted to see fighting of a certain type. It's
- 18:19Speaker 5: a very very good documentary. It's I'm pretty sure Disney,
- 18:22Speaker 5: I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Just another way of life. He
- 18:25Speaker 5: isn't out there character, very entertaining. How many busiest so
- 18:28Speaker 5: far I'm going.
- 18:29Speaker 2: For busy Wow? Yeah, really good?
- 18:30Speaker 4: What's it?
- 18:31Speaker 2: Called nature Boy, Nature Boy. Okay, you're gonna watch it?
- 18:35Speaker 4: Why not?
- 18:36Speaker 2: So this came up yesterday? Why don't you watch the
- 18:39Speaker 2: Ben Stokes documentary Mike recommended four and a half years ago.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Why don't you excuse me?
- 18:45Speaker 4: See I have watched it.
- 18:48Speaker 2: Have you actually?
- 18:50Speaker 4: Yes? Really? Yes?
- 18:53Speaker 2: How many episodes was it?
- 18:55Speaker 3: I can't remember. It was just just the It's just
- 18:57Speaker 3: the one thing.
- 19:01Speaker 2: So you ever watched it?
- 19:02Speaker 3: I've watched it, man, and boy, oh boy, I'm glad
- 19:06Speaker 3: you recommended it to me.
- 19:07Speaker 2: You know he was born in New Zealand. Yes, I did, unbelie.
- 19:11Speaker 4: I finished off watching the Beast in me.
- 19:16Speaker 2: Oh, yes, pretty good.
- 19:19Speaker 4: It holds up good ending. Well, you know, a predictable ending.
- 19:23Speaker 2: I guess you are a real three busy vibe out
- 19:26Speaker 2: of this um.
- 19:27Speaker 4: And there's some very good writing in it.
- 19:30Speaker 3: And yes, at times it's predictable, and you know, those
- 19:34Speaker 3: sort of thriller type things can get very predictable. But
- 19:38Speaker 3: you know clear Danes, who I'm still on the fence
- 19:41Speaker 3: about a little bit as an actor, I am.
- 19:44Speaker 4: Sometimes he's a bit over.
- 19:45Speaker 3: The top, but anyway, I'll stick with my initial prognosis
- 19:52Speaker 3: of three point two buzzies.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Out of five? Where did you watch that?
- 19:56Speaker 4: Netflix?
- 19:57Speaker 2: Right? Okay, I'll watched an so last night TV and
- 20:01Speaker 2: zaid Plus we're sort of rummaging around trying to find
- 20:03Speaker 2: something to watch. You know, do you want to watch Educators?
- 20:06Speaker 2: Are not really not in the mood for it. Do
- 20:08Speaker 2: you want to watch the British sitcom we've been watching
- 20:10Speaker 2: here we go, not in the mood for that either.
- 20:11Speaker 2: We ended up just watching Love It or List It
- 20:15Speaker 2: on tvN's head. We got halfway through the episode where
- 20:18Speaker 2: they sort of they told you about the house and
- 20:21Speaker 2: whether they should keep it and do it up or
- 20:23Speaker 2: list it. And so they took us to another house.
- 20:25Speaker 2: And then I looked over and my wife was like
- 20:27Speaker 2: really tired, and so I was, oh, they'll probably do
- 20:29Speaker 2: for tonight. I was like, yeah, so we went to bed.
- 20:31Speaker 4: Did you tack her in? Did you put her into
- 20:35Speaker 4: bed and tuck her in and easy?
- 20:37Speaker 2: Did you put her into bed?
- 20:38Speaker 3: Get a little face cloth and wash your face before
- 20:41Speaker 3: she nodded off there?
- 20:43Speaker 2: And are you making out that my wife as a child.
- 20:45Speaker 4: We they just that she was very sleepy and that
- 20:48Speaker 4: you I'm.
- 20:51Speaker 3: Envisaging, Yeah, that you lifted her off the couch and
- 20:54Speaker 3: she just nestled into your busies and then you took
- 20:58Speaker 3: it to bed and put her in bed and put
- 20:59Speaker 3: the doon and.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Yeah, well no I didn't because it's really hard to
- 21:03Speaker 2: get her up onto the top bunk, which is where
- 21:05Speaker 2: she sleeps, and I'm on the.
- 21:06Speaker 4: Bottom bat How are you now? Listen?
- 21:09Speaker 2: I give it three busies out of five, by the way.
- 21:11Speaker 4: But putting her to bed all the show, it'll putting
- 21:13Speaker 4: my wife to bed. The love it a listen man
- 21:16Speaker 4: plenty coming up after five o'clock and.
- 21:20Speaker 3: Absolutely outrageous comments from the Breakfast Show.
- 21:23Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's bullshit.
- 21:24Speaker 1: By the way, The hdiche Big Show with Jason, Mike
- 21:29Speaker 1: and Keyzy tune in week days at four on Radio
- 21:32Speaker 1: hod Ikey.
- 21:33Speaker 3: Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Tuesday afternoon.
- 21:37Speaker 3: You are, in fact at the stage listening to the
- 21:39Speaker 3: Big Show. Brought you both Rebuke.
- 21:41Speaker 2: Here crave withy street food freshly made with Reberg year Reburger.
- 21:56Speaker 2: Is that all good with you guys?
- 21:57Speaker 4: Or again please keep really?
- 22:01Speaker 2: Oh my god, so long read.
- 22:09Speaker 5: It seems like David Hesselhoff, you remember that video of
- 22:11Speaker 5: herm and his daughter record and when he had had
- 22:13Speaker 5: too much to drink responsibly and he was eating a burger.
- 22:16Speaker 4: In the hotel.
- 22:19Speaker 5: Yeah, it reminds me of that, Yeah Steam David Hasselhof.
- 22:22Speaker 5: Actually it might be.
- 22:23Speaker 2: It could be that's I mean, I don't know where
- 22:25Speaker 2: post gets to the audio. Those these are real people from.
- 22:28Speaker 3: Yes, because they're actual Vox pops, aren't they. They're actual
- 22:31Speaker 3: real people.
- 22:33Speaker 2: The pops of Vox Yeah or Voice Yeah, one hundred percent.
- 22:37Speaker 2: By the way, if you just joined us, Mogi's got
- 22:39Speaker 2: a new bicycle, Yes, I do. Head to the Hockey
- 22:42Speaker 2: Big Shows Instagram page if you want to have a
- 22:44Speaker 2: look at it. It's a sweet new ten speed. When
- 22:45Speaker 2: I say new, I mean it's forty years old. But
- 22:48Speaker 2: we're thinking of starting a bicycle gang. Jase doesn't have
- 22:50Speaker 2: a bicycle yet, needs ideas for what kind of bicycle
- 22:53Speaker 2: should get. Also a name for the gang. I've had
- 22:55Speaker 2: plenty of great suggestions coming through on three four eight three,
- 22:57Speaker 2: keep them coming. Get yourself on the drawer for a
- 22:59Speaker 2: fifty about you.
- 23:00Speaker 4: Yeah, beautiful mate. In the meantime, here's Arctic Monkeys.
- 23:05Speaker 1: The Hierarchy. Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 23:08Speaker 1: in on.
- 23:10Speaker 3: Radio Incubus there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 23:14Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past five o'clock.
- 23:18Speaker 2: Fell As. We have teamed up with the Great New
- 23:20Speaker 2: Zealanders at Movember to support November, and we're going to
- 23:24Speaker 2: do it by firing up the Old Hurdarcky Swingers Club,
- 23:27Speaker 2: which is our basically golf fraternity fraternity. We are looking
- 23:32Speaker 2: for two listeners to come and join Team Big Show
- 23:36Speaker 2: to play with Jason and I going up against Jeremy
- 23:38Speaker 2: Welles and Minight Stuart on Team Brickey. They are looking
- 23:40Speaker 2: for two punters as well. If you keen to enter,
- 23:42Speaker 2: hit Tohodaky dot co dot nz and tell us which
- 23:46Speaker 2: team you'd like to be on Team Bricky or Team
- 23:48Speaker 2: Big Show.
- 23:48Speaker 3: Yeah, just on that front, Kesey, I believe the Breakfast
- 23:52Speaker 3: Show this morning Mogi was talking a bit of smack
- 23:54Speaker 3: about that.
- 23:55Speaker 5: I heard that, man. It was shocking, Yeah, absolutely shocking.
- 23:58Speaker 5: I've got POGs to pull the audio because I was few.
- 24:03Speaker 7: It doesn't supportive means mental health, but what we're going
- 24:05Speaker 7: to do to the Big Show's mental health will sit
- 24:07Speaker 7: them back.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Well, it means mental health on the whole back one hundred.
- 24:10Speaker 4: Years has anyone signed up to be in the team yet?
- 24:13Speaker 2: No, But.
- 24:15Speaker 7: I'd love to know the amount of entries that are
- 24:17Speaker 7: wanting to be in our team, and then the amount
- 24:19Speaker 7: of entries who want to be on the Big Show's team.
- 24:21Speaker 4: I'll be fascinated to know. I'd be interested to know
- 24:23Speaker 4: that as well, if people are.
- 24:24Speaker 7: Actually signing up to go at the Big Show, because
- 24:27Speaker 7: there's got to be some consequences of who losers.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Yeah, there has to be.
- 24:31Speaker 5: I think the geez, should we put the show on
- 24:34Speaker 5: the line again, Let's do that.
- 24:36Speaker 2: Yes, won't be happy. Let's do that. Wait, let's I reckon,
- 24:43Speaker 2: Let's put it to the Big Show next week?
- 24:46Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, because yeah, they're going to have a fit
- 24:49Speaker 7: if they that, probably they'll probably rig their bloody entries.
- 24:52Speaker 2: If they they were drawing the drawer, Yeah, they're drawing
- 24:55Speaker 2: the drawer.
- 24:56Speaker 4: Why are they drawing that? This is ridiculous.
- 24:58Speaker 3: I'll tell you what fellas Ole Manias talks a big game,
- 25:03Speaker 3: doesn't he, And he's the most shocking golfer of all
- 25:06Speaker 3: of us.
- 25:07Speaker 2: Well that's the thing for yellers.
- 25:09Speaker 5: Of course, it'll be interesting to see what happens this
- 25:11Speaker 5: time around, because you're going to have another couple of
- 25:13Speaker 5: players with you. Last time, I think you made the
- 25:16Speaker 5: mistake when earlier this year it was a big show
- 25:18Speaker 5: versus Breakfast, the two of you played against Jerry and Mania,
- 25:22Speaker 5: and my feeling was that you should have added your
- 25:24Speaker 5: total scores together on each team and then you would
- 25:27Speaker 5: then you would know who the real winner was. But
- 25:29Speaker 5: instead it was some other thing Ambrose, and I think
- 25:32Speaker 5: the two of you, you know, Jerry, I think Mania
- 25:36Speaker 5: is worse than Jerry is good, if you know what
- 25:38Speaker 5: I mean. So I think the two of you will
- 25:39Speaker 5: sit around about the same score.
- 25:41Speaker 2: Give will take. Jerry will have a good score, but
- 25:43Speaker 2: Mania will have a shocking score.
- 25:46Speaker 4: Cheat.
- 25:46Speaker 2: Though You're going to remember that, absolutely cheat, and that's
- 25:48Speaker 2: the part you're going to keep an eye. But I
- 25:50Speaker 2: was thinking though, because Ambrose is where we like, let's
- 25:52Speaker 2: say it to me and you again, Jason, which it
- 25:53Speaker 2: will be you take the best shots, right, yes, and
- 25:56Speaker 2: so when I can drive the ball straight, we take
- 26:00Speaker 2: that shot and that's really good. And then Jase, you're
- 26:02Speaker 2: great with your irons. Your putting's a bit iffye, but
- 26:05Speaker 2: my chippings are fee but you know, so that's what
- 26:08Speaker 2: it was last time. Yeah, I got hammered. I think, no,
- 26:10Speaker 2: we didn't get hammered. Well, I down, we got beaten
- 26:12Speaker 2: by quite a lot. But I feel like I can.
- 26:14Speaker 2: I feel like I can, you know.
- 26:16Speaker 4: But here's the interesting thing.
- 26:17Speaker 3: They threw the gauntlet down and said, I'd be very
- 26:20Speaker 3: interested in the numbers of people that want to, you know,
- 26:22Speaker 3: play with the Big Show.
- 26:23Speaker 4: And I believe we have the numbers.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Felus, we do have the numbers. And the official split
- 26:28Speaker 2: is seventy percent of entries wanted to be on Team
- 26:30Speaker 2: Big Show, and at the beginning of the competition it
- 26:33Speaker 2: was ninety percent, right, So I guess shove that up,
- 26:37Speaker 2: you b Yeah, I don't know you that's good. Maybe
- 26:41Speaker 2: it is.
- 26:41Speaker 5: You know, you got a whole bunch of golfers out
- 26:43Speaker 5: there that really want to help the Big Show stick
- 26:46Speaker 5: it to Breakfast, and that can only be a good thing.
- 26:48Speaker 5: But I guess, I guess. My question is how are
- 26:50Speaker 5: the winners chosen here? Because if we're allowed to have
- 26:53Speaker 5: any kind of saying it, or Breakfast is allowed to
- 26:54Speaker 5: have any kind of saying that, there's always going.
- 26:56Speaker 2: To be room for argument. Yeah, and you know you.
- 26:58Speaker 5: Want it to be an undeniable Well, if this is
- 27:01Speaker 5: what's going to happen, and we're putting the show on
- 27:02Speaker 5: the line again.
- 27:04Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to so this is square.
- 27:06Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if I want to put
- 27:07Speaker 2: us doing the Breakfast Show or vice versa if we
- 27:09Speaker 2: lose or win.
- 27:10Speaker 4: I know what that fellows, what bring it?
- 27:13Speaker 5: I say, bring it on as well, But I just
- 27:15Speaker 5: add the scores together. But just you guys and leave
- 27:17Speaker 5: the other fellows out of it.
- 27:19Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna have to figure it out. But if
- 27:21Speaker 2: you're keen to join us internew at Hodaky dot co
- 27:24Speaker 2: dot in z, tell us which team you'd like to
- 27:25Speaker 2: be a part of. This is happening wind Ross Farm
- 27:28Speaker 2: golf Course in South Aukland, Beautiful.
- 27:30Speaker 4: In the meantime, He's Guns.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Roses The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 27:38Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 27:41Speaker 3: Billie Idol There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this
- 27:44Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon. The time twenty seven minutes past five o'clock.
- 27:48Speaker 2: Hey Jays, Yes, Keezy, what's an atmospheric river. It's a
- 27:54Speaker 2: good question, man, it says I've been reading a lot
- 27:58Speaker 2: about it in the news only there's an atmospheric river
- 28:01Speaker 2: coming and it's gonna make everything hot and moist.
- 28:08Speaker 3: It's a really good question, Keezy. I've been thinking about
- 28:13Speaker 3: it a great deal to be honest with.
- 28:15Speaker 2: You, really about the atmospheric river. Yes, Like how much
- 28:20Speaker 2: have you been thinking about it?
- 28:20Speaker 4: Quite a lot. Man has been tapping away on a
- 28:24Speaker 4: little olivetti.
- 28:26Speaker 2: That's a typewriter. By the way.
- 28:30Speaker 3: An atmospheric river, Keezy, is a long, narrow and concentrated
- 28:38Speaker 3: corridor of moving air which is in the atmosphere that
- 28:42Speaker 3: transports huge amounts of water vapor thus year moisteness from
- 28:50Speaker 3: tropical or subtropical regions to higher latitudes.
- 28:55Speaker 2: Wow, how do you know that?
- 28:58Speaker 4: It was something I was interested in as a kid.
- 29:01Speaker 3: These people often refer to them as like rivers in
- 29:05Speaker 3: the sky.
- 29:06Speaker 4: Do they Yes, And they're a crucial part of the
- 29:10Speaker 4: Earth's water cycle.
- 29:13Speaker 3: You can also be associated with extreme weather events wowsers.
- 29:19Speaker 2: And there's something you've been interested in since you're a kid.
- 29:22Speaker 2: That's good.
- 29:23Speaker 4: Since I was knee high to.
- 29:28Speaker 2: What is it grasshoppers?
- 29:32Speaker 5: So recently then, right, because of course that the same
- 29:39Speaker 5: atmosphere river.
- 29:40Speaker 2: It only came about ninety ninety eight, Yes.
- 29:43Speaker 3: Funnily enough, nineteen ninety four, I wrote a poem called
- 29:50Speaker 3: atmospheric River.
- 29:51Speaker 2: Oh have you got it? There?
- 29:52Speaker 4: Not on me?
- 29:55Speaker 2: Right? Did you coin the phrase?
- 29:57Speaker 4: I think I might have?
- 29:58Speaker 2: Yes, did you coin it?
- 30:00Speaker 4: I coined it? But my atmospheric river was different from
- 30:06Speaker 4: your literal, Oh, atmospheric river, all right?
- 30:10Speaker 2: Was yours? Like there's more to do with yeah?
- 30:13Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, my atmospheric river.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Sweet well, thank thanks for clearing it up.
- 30:22Speaker 4: Man.
- 30:22Speaker 2: I just knew because I'm reading so much about it,
- 30:24Speaker 2: and I knew some of New Zealanders'll be wondering the
- 30:26Speaker 2: same thing, like what is an atmosphere river?
- 30:28Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 30:28Speaker 2: Yeah, And I knew that I could ask old Hoidy
- 30:30Speaker 2: j and you'd explain it and also claim its invention
- 30:35Speaker 2: as well. So yeah, yeah, number one.
- 30:41Speaker 4: That's right, feels if you want, I can bring in
- 30:49Speaker 4: that poem tomorrow.
- 30:51Speaker 2: Okay, I'll sit a reminder.
- 30:54Speaker 1: The whole archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
- 30:57Speaker 1: tune in four on.
- 30:59Speaker 3: Radio A Smashing Pumpkins Here on the Radio Hodaki Big
- 31:03Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday evening.
- 31:04Speaker 4: The time is five thirty nine.
- 31:06Speaker 2: Fellas today, I had an experience and I haven't had
- 31:09Speaker 2: since I was a kid, and it sent me right
- 31:11Speaker 2: back there. You know.
- 31:12Speaker 4: Yeah nice.
- 31:14Speaker 2: I was in town having lunch. I had a lot
- 31:17Speaker 2: too before I got this morning. I woke up. I
- 31:19Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I need to be better
- 31:20Speaker 2: at hydrating in the morning. So I drank probably five
- 31:23Speaker 2: glasses of water. Yeah, you guys have a drink that's yeah, yes,
- 31:28Speaker 2: jeez Jay, you sound like you could use one. I
- 31:31Speaker 2: had about five glasses of water over about an hour.
- 31:33Speaker 2: I had a cup of coffee, you know, I did
- 31:34Speaker 2: weeze or whatever, call me, and then we went out
- 31:36Speaker 2: to a cafe, had lunch, very nice, had another drink,
- 31:39Speaker 2: had a smoothie.
- 31:40Speaker 4: No, ye're nice.
- 31:42Speaker 2: It was like a beery sort of banana with a
- 31:44Speaker 2: bit of coconut and honey, and it was very very nice.
- 31:48Speaker 2: But then I realized I needed to do wheeze again,
- 31:50Speaker 2: like really bad wheeze. I was like, I'm busting here.
- 31:54Speaker 2: I went to go use a toilet and there was
- 31:56Speaker 2: someone in there and I waited for a bit and
- 31:58Speaker 2: it was taking away too long, and I was like,
- 32:01Speaker 2: I'm just going to drive home because I was going
- 32:02Speaker 2: home anyway. I went to drive home. Heaps of traffic,
- 32:05Speaker 2: heaps of red lights. I was, yeah, I was contemplating
- 32:10Speaker 2: pulling over. However, I was like, no, I can do this.
- 32:13Speaker 2: I can. I'm a grown man. I can get home
- 32:16Speaker 2: and I can wait until i'm you know. It took
- 32:19Speaker 2: freaking every red light, every red light, every car I
- 32:22Speaker 2: got behind was going twenty kilometers under the speed limit.
- 32:24Speaker 2: It was infuriating. I had road rage. Finally got home,
- 32:28Speaker 2: I was like, I just go in the garden and
- 32:29Speaker 2: I was like, no, I want to. You made it
- 32:30Speaker 2: this far. Let's go. Let's go see a the deal
- 32:32Speaker 2: at the old the old Wiz Palace inside there. So
- 32:36Speaker 2: finally I locked the door, but by this stage it
- 32:38Speaker 2: was so bad. I was hunched over.
- 32:40Speaker 4: Were you sleeping?
- 32:41Speaker 2: I wasn't seeping, but are you weeping? I did No,
- 32:43Speaker 2: I wasn't. I wasn't crying. But I had to do
- 32:47Speaker 2: something I haven't done since I was a kid. Do
- 32:50Speaker 2: you remember what you do when you were a kid
- 32:51Speaker 2: and you were really busting to go? Whease you hold
- 32:52Speaker 2: you downstairs, you hold you down.
- 32:54Speaker 4: Stairs, squeeze your massive helmet.
- 32:59Speaker 2: Yeah, this is when I was. I had a massive helmet.
- 33:01Speaker 2: But it's literally and for females, they might not know this,
- 33:04Speaker 2: but it was something that just instinctively I did and
- 33:06Speaker 2: haven't done since I was like nine or something. Squeeze
- 33:09Speaker 2: it and you squeeze it like the hose, the garden hose. Yes,
- 33:13Speaker 2: if I could put a kink it, I would you
- 33:14Speaker 2: fold it? You do in a half?
- 33:17Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I do.
- 33:18Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. See I just sort of grabbed it
- 33:20Speaker 2: and squeezed it right ran to the toilet, and it
- 33:24Speaker 2: was like it was amazing relief. But I was just like,
- 33:26Speaker 2: I have never been that busting for a Wii since
- 33:28Speaker 2: I was like nine, and I don't want to experience
- 33:31Speaker 2: it again.
- 33:32Speaker 3: Did you have the scenario when you've been hanging on
- 33:35Speaker 3: like that by the skin of your teeth.
- 33:37Speaker 2: I wasn't holding on by my teeth.
- 33:40Speaker 3: That When you finally get to the point of urinating,
- 33:43Speaker 3: these are big pause, you know, because you've been holding
- 33:47Speaker 3: on for so long, and then there's this weird sort
- 33:51Speaker 3: of twenty second gap of nothing because maybe mentally your
- 33:56Speaker 3: brain's gone, no, I can't yet, I can't yet, and
- 33:58Speaker 3: it takes a whild or one lot you're right right
- 34:01Speaker 3: before it goes.
- 34:04Speaker 2: Can I just nemb just say no? Can I just say,
- 34:08Speaker 2: any men out there, make sure you get your prostate
- 34:10Speaker 2: check regularly. Yeah, I've just liked to take this moment
- 34:12Speaker 2: to say go and get that check regularly. Yeah. I
- 34:15Speaker 2: know that didn't happen to me. Jas. She was all
- 34:16Speaker 2: out and it was intense pressure.
- 34:18Speaker 3: Well, hang on, I want to put this out here again,
- 34:22Speaker 3: if there's any other men that this has happened to
- 34:24Speaker 3: me when I was like a young fellow and you've
- 34:27Speaker 3: been holding on for so long and when you finally
- 34:29Speaker 3: go to go, it takes a while to happen.
- 34:33Speaker 4: Surely haven't men of experienced.
- 34:35Speaker 5: That sounds like it's you on your own again. I
- 34:38Speaker 5: did pick up on one thing there, Casey. You see
- 34:40Speaker 5: your rustion into the toilet and you locked the door?
- 34:43Speaker 2: Did I?
- 34:44Speaker 4: Yeeah?
- 34:45Speaker 2: Did I say I locked the door?
- 34:46Speaker 4: Door?
- 34:47Speaker 2: No?
- 34:47Speaker 4: No, that it was kind of weird.
- 34:48Speaker 2: Yeah, why did you lock the door? I don't know.
- 34:51Speaker 2: I just didn't want to cut people to come in
- 34:52Speaker 2: while I was volnies, you know, and also I didn't
- 34:53Speaker 2: know how long I was going to be in there.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Are you suggesting that? No, that's I don't even remember
- 34:58Speaker 2: saying I locked the door. You are you sure I
- 35:00Speaker 2: said that?
- 35:00Speaker 3: So you grabbed your massive helmet, ran into the bathroom
- 35:04Speaker 3: and locked the door.
- 35:07Speaker 2: And it was a massive relief and.
- 35:09Speaker 3: There was a big you were so relaxed afterwards.
- 35:14Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying, Giezy?
- 35:16Speaker 2: Is this David? Is this David? Dobbyin God? I love
- 35:22Speaker 2: this song, this song. This reminds me of being a
- 35:25Speaker 2: kid man. I used to love this stuff.
- 35:27Speaker 1: For the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
- 35:31Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you very much. Good night Nirvana.
- 35:35Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening.
- 35:38Speaker 3: The time is five point fifty seven after six o'clock.
- 35:41Speaker 3: I had to parallel park in front of about thirty
- 35:44Speaker 3: fellows today, boys, and I'll tell you what that was,
- 35:48Speaker 3: what that was like for old Hoidy Jay.
- 35:50Speaker 4: Also, what's on the dinner with me? Keezy?
- 35:55Speaker 2: That's right, don't start it again, Oh God, that's right.
- 35:58Speaker 2: If you want a fifty dollars burger voucher, text through
- 36:01Speaker 2: what you are having for dinner on three four eight
- 36:03Speaker 2: three along with your name as well, and we will
- 36:06Speaker 2: read those out after sex and hopefully dish out some vouchers.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Good the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
- 36:15Speaker 1: Kyzy tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
- 36:18Speaker 3: Ich, Welcome back in Messive Backbones. You are listening to
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- 36:31Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so effective.
- 36:32Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'll play it again? Eh ready? Three two one?
- 36:36Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 36:38Speaker 2: Sorry? Oh what, I'm confused. I'm so confused.
- 36:43Speaker 4: I had a very random meal last night.
- 36:46Speaker 2: You were saying it was a shocking what did you eat? Man?
- 36:49Speaker 2: Because you were so who was cooking it?
- 36:51Speaker 4: My wife here, and I always know because.
- 36:56Speaker 5: But you're saying it was pretty good for her though
- 36:58Speaker 5: that terrible and general an edible, but for her.
- 37:03Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, that's a fence. Maggie was
- 37:07Speaker 2: in tears.
- 37:09Speaker 6: Anyway, So I walked in and, uh, this crap, Hello darling,
- 37:19Speaker 6: how was your day?
- 37:20Speaker 4: Good Jesus? And then she said, I don't know what
- 37:25Speaker 4: I was thinking for dinner. It's very random.
- 37:29Speaker 2: And what exactly was it? How can it be random? Well?
- 37:32Speaker 4: It was a stuffed potato.
- 37:35Speaker 5: Just one one had good one each where was it
- 37:39Speaker 5: stuffed in the potato?
- 37:41Speaker 2: No?
- 37:41Speaker 3: Like?
- 37:42Speaker 2: Was it one of those ones that they cut open
- 37:43Speaker 2: the top and then stuff it in there or is
- 37:45Speaker 2: it one of those ones that they've sort of almost
- 37:46Speaker 2: turned inside out.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Well, she baked it and then scooped it out and
- 37:50Speaker 3: then added a bit.
- 37:51Speaker 2: Of cheese and a jacket potato.
- 37:53Speaker 4: Just a baked potato, baked potato jacket.
- 37:56Speaker 2: Where's the jacket? Yeah?
- 37:58Speaker 3: And she'd bought this like pork belly, but not not
- 38:03Speaker 3: like a slab of pork belly, just like this weird
- 38:07Speaker 3: pork belly and a weird.
- 38:08Speaker 4: Sauce portmant It wasn't Portman's, but it almost. And it
- 38:14Speaker 4: just was bubbling away in the oven there.
- 38:16Speaker 2: It's weird because I always buy my pork belly and
- 38:18Speaker 2: a slab.
- 38:19Speaker 3: Well you do generally, you slide a pig and a
- 38:24Speaker 3: sort of salad. And it was just a stuffed potato
- 38:28Speaker 3: with this random belly pork belly and a strange sauce
- 38:33Speaker 3: and a salad.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Was it good?
- 38:34Speaker 3: Though?
- 38:34Speaker 4: I loved it?
- 38:36Speaker 2: Hey? Three four eight, three years ill? What did you
- 38:37Speaker 2: have for doing? What are you having for dinner tonight?
- 38:40Speaker 2: Give us a text and you could win a fifty
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- 38:47Speaker 1: The hiarchy. Big Show Week days from four on Radio.
- 38:51Speaker 3: Hodky clatched there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 38:54Speaker 3: Tuesday evening.
- 38:55Speaker 4: But right now it's time for.
- 38:57Speaker 2: Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's on the dinner
- 39:02Speaker 2: with me? Ki Me? It's right the segment where you
- 39:08Speaker 2: texted what you're having for dinner and while I read
- 39:10Speaker 2: it out and then Jason Mike sort of discuss it.
- 39:13Speaker 2: It's great. And if you text three on three for
- 39:15Speaker 2: three you go on the drawer for a fifty reburger voucher.
- 39:18Speaker 2: Heaps a text here, feelers get a guys. Morty here,
- 39:22Speaker 2: Oh wow, Morty here from that show Rick and Morty. Yeah,
- 39:27Speaker 2: have you heard that show? Jason? I have ah having
- 39:31Speaker 2: lamb wraps with some cheese stuffed mushrooms.
- 39:35Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I like a cheese stuff mushroom. Just just
- 39:39Speaker 3: on that. By the way, my wife makes a very
- 39:42Speaker 3: good cheese stuff mushroom. It's got a bit of sour
- 39:47Speaker 3: cream in there too. There's there's a real concoction and
- 39:49Speaker 3: some pancoa bread crumble.
- 39:52Speaker 4: It's bloody beautiful.
- 39:55Speaker 2: Your big field you had a big mushroom.
- 39:57Speaker 4: Yeah, you need a big field.
- 39:59Speaker 2: Little button mushroom, that.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Mushroom. You need a big flappy Field, mushroom chaitake it man,
- 40:08Speaker 4: I'll be keen delicious. That us a bit of crack pepper,
- 40:10Speaker 4: bit of lemon zest.
- 40:13Speaker 5: Good day, guys, Charlie here, Charlie Chaplain, Charlie and the
- 40:19Speaker 5: Chocolate Factory. Jace, Charlie Brown, Jace, Charlie sheen.
- 40:27Speaker 2: Ah Nah, it was Charlie Brown. Gooday, guys, Charlie Brown.
- 40:31Speaker 2: Here for dinner, I'm having beef burritos with rice, cheese
- 40:34Speaker 2: and sour cream.
- 40:35Speaker 5: Cheers to the misso for whipping it up. It's a classic.
- 40:37Speaker 5: It's a classic Li burrito with the rice. I don't
- 40:39Speaker 5: understand the rice. I don't like when you get a
- 40:42Speaker 5: burrito and it's got rice in it. I am against
- 40:45Speaker 5: that man from me.
- 40:47Speaker 4: That sounds right up your alley, Keezy, what a burrito? Yes, burrito,
- 40:53Speaker 4: right up key's alley.
- 40:54Speaker 3: That sounds like something that you would be howling into
- 40:57Speaker 3: and have for dinner the next night as well.
- 41:00Speaker 2: Well. I don't know where this.
- 41:03Speaker 4: Because you always have leftovers and the next night.
- 41:05Speaker 2: There's a terrible rumor. Get a guys, adulf here.
- 41:09Speaker 4: Heitler Smith Smith Okay.
- 41:15Speaker 2: According to the text, Schnitzel and Cabbage for dinner tonight cheers.
- 41:20Speaker 2: Oh really, but a German cabbage?
- 41:22Speaker 3: Can I reintro can I reintroduce the mushroom here?
- 41:27Speaker 2: Allowed me to reintroduce myself.
- 41:30Speaker 4: I'm not.
- 41:32Speaker 3: A thinly cut snitzel that's heavily crumbed with a really
- 41:36Speaker 3: nice mushroom sauce.
- 41:37Speaker 4: Really, yes, very partial.
- 41:40Speaker 5: I have a habit to go with a lemon and
- 41:41Speaker 5: the Schnitzkys have a habit of not having a schnitz
- 41:45Speaker 5: because I don't like them.
- 41:45Speaker 2: My wife loves a schnitz with lemon juice on it.
- 41:49Speaker 2: I like my mom My Mom, I love my mom.
- 41:55Speaker 2: Breaking news. He likes his mom. Oh my god, how
- 42:01Speaker 2: do you?
- 42:02Speaker 4: How do you like your snits?
- 42:04Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say Bogie's gonna make fun of me
- 42:07Speaker 2: from liking my march.
- 42:08Speaker 4: I'll tell you what's really nice with the schnitz Yes, please.
- 42:12Speaker 3: But white bread, butter, a bit of muss hot mustard,
- 42:16Speaker 3: bit of aoli chap your snits in there and like
- 42:20Speaker 3: a salmon snitty sami.
- 42:25Speaker 2: Yeah, but just quickly on my mum and her snitzel. Yes,
- 42:30Speaker 2: she stuffs it with cheese and ham. Yes, And he
- 42:35Speaker 2: crumbs it and then makes mushroom sauce and it is amazing.
- 42:39Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's that's right up my alley.
- 42:42Speaker 2: Actually, well my mum's schnitzel.
- 42:44Speaker 1: Yes, the Hichy Big Show week days from four on radio.
- 42:50Speaker 3: Is indeed good shod there on the radio. Ho Donkey
- 42:53Speaker 3: Big Show. This wet and moist Tuesday evening. Hey, speaking
- 42:59Speaker 3: of wet and moist, have you feels heard of kiwi Pong?
- 43:03Speaker 2: Of course we've heard of kievy Pong. Jason been involved
- 43:05Speaker 2: with the World Series of kievy Pong for six years now. Yes,
- 43:09Speaker 2: so'd be weird if we hadn't heard of it.
- 43:10Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, that's fair point.
- 43:12Speaker 2: Keysy. Did it take a break last year? Keezy Man,
- 43:14Speaker 2: I can't remember. I think it did. Yeah, I think
- 43:17Speaker 2: it did. It had a little bit of a break,
- 43:19Speaker 2: which is a bloody disappointment. It was a shame not
- 43:21Speaker 2: to have it on the sporting calendar. It's right up there.
- 43:23Speaker 2: As far as I'm concerned with a T twenty World Cup. Yes,
- 43:27Speaker 2: if you are interested kiey pong, beer pong, whatever you
- 43:30Speaker 2: want to call it, we are having a world series.
- 43:32Speaker 2: Thanks to Sober they've put up a grand prize of
- 43:35Speaker 2: over ten thousand dollars this year is ten thousand and
- 43:38Speaker 2: six dollars. How good?
- 43:39Speaker 4: So is it going to be a cash again like
- 43:41Speaker 4: they did the other time?
- 43:42Speaker 2: I hope.
- 43:42Speaker 4: So there's something about it turned me on. I'll be honest.
- 43:47Speaker 3: When the Fowlers won at the last time and they
- 43:50Speaker 3: literally had a suitcase of cash.
- 43:52Speaker 2: Really, you got horny from there.
- 43:54Speaker 4: I got horny.
- 43:56Speaker 3: I went home and I was going to make love,
- 43:57Speaker 3: but my wife wasn't there, so I did what I
- 44:01Speaker 3: needed to do.
- 44:02Speaker 2: Hey, you a big shout out to Sobier. He'll be stoked.
- 44:05Speaker 2: I've come on board with us. Here special gums you
- 44:08Speaker 2: take after a night out, you'll wake up fresh the
- 44:10Speaker 2: next day. It's happening Saturday and November twenty ninth, so
- 44:13Speaker 2: not too far off. Listen two weeks away Switchhop, Brew
- 44:15Speaker 2: Kitchen and Auckland. All the team slots are officially booked out.
- 44:19Speaker 2: The last two slots are only available to be one
- 44:21Speaker 2: at hoduck you dot co dot in Zenza, Grab a teammate,
- 44:23Speaker 2: think of a name and head to our website.
- 44:25Speaker 5: Now I'm wondering. Sorry, Jason, please, hey, please, I'm wondering.
- 44:29Speaker 5: You know I haven't got a team spot keys here.
- 44:32Speaker 5: I know you have in the last two spots. Team
- 44:34Speaker 5: spots are available there on the Hodechi Dot cod Or
- 44:36Speaker 5: and Zenda. As you say, am I allowed to go
- 44:38Speaker 5: down and watch because me and Jays love watching the
- 44:41Speaker 5: beer pong, so we allowed to go down there as
- 44:43Speaker 5: spectators and we are your support crew.
- 44:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you sure you can chat kee Keezy
- 44:50Speaker 2: keys has to be fair. I am also along with
- 44:54Speaker 2: the night, I think we're m seeing the event and playing.
- 44:56Speaker 2: So if you guys were down there, you could do
- 44:58Speaker 2: the MC instead, and then I can just on what
- 45:00Speaker 2: day was the Saturday, the twenty ninth of November.
- 45:05Speaker 3: Just looking at the calendar, the he you Keezy what
- 45:09Speaker 3: as you mentioned you and Mania and are a team?
- 45:11Speaker 4: Have you been practicing?
- 45:14Speaker 2: No? I mean if we were really keen to win
- 45:17Speaker 2: this thing, yeah maybe. But if I was to say
- 45:19Speaker 2: to Minia, hey, man, do you want to practice for
- 45:21Speaker 2: the Kiwi Pong tournament? Probably called me a wanker.
- 45:24Speaker 5: Well, when you say yes, and then you'd arrange a
- 45:27Speaker 5: date to go there, and then on the morning that
- 45:28Speaker 5: you're going to go and practice, he'd call you up
- 45:30Speaker 5: and say, actually, now I can't make it it.
- 45:32Speaker 2: He'd probably say I'm busy, sorry, man, I'm out. Yeah,
- 45:36Speaker 2: sweet as We're just down here with mckeey pong balls
- 45:39Speaker 2: there ready to go, but but hey, make sure you
- 45:42Speaker 2: do hit dot cot and Zied, grab a partner, think
- 45:45Speaker 2: of a team name, dress up and I'll see you
- 45:46Speaker 2: down at sweat Shop for the World Series of Kiwi Pong.
- 45:50Speaker 1: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 45:53Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
- 46:03Speaker 4: There you go, your mass.
- 46:04Speaker 3: That's the big show done and dusted this Tuesday evening and.
- 46:08Speaker 4: The podcast outtro today. What do we chat about? I
- 46:10Speaker 4: can't remember? Well, what's the clip there?
- 46:11Speaker 2: Keezy? I believe Jason you chatted about breaking the law,
- 46:15Speaker 2: but then you assured us that it was just a
- 46:17Speaker 2: hypotheta question.
- 46:19Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, here's.
- 46:20Speaker 2: A clip of the podcast comes out at seventh thirty tonight.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question on that front? Is
- 46:28Speaker 4: it okay?
- 46:29Speaker 2: Oh? God, no, it's not, and you know it's not.
- 46:32Speaker 2: But carry on, like.
- 46:33Speaker 4: If your family gets a prescription for something.
- 46:35Speaker 5: Yeah, look, there's nothing. I'll be talking about it on
- 46:37Speaker 5: here jays or on podcasts.
- 46:39Speaker 2: Right. I certainly wouldn't.
- 46:41Speaker 4: I wouldn't condone it. I was just trying to get
- 46:43Speaker 4: your guys.
- 46:44Speaker 2: It's illegal.
- 46:45Speaker 4: Why I imagine why us fingers crossed get your guys
- 46:50Speaker 4: view on it.
- 46:51Speaker 2: A packet of.
- 46:55Speaker 3: Hey, why Maggie, I'm a little bit concerned. It's passing
- 46:59Speaker 3: down out.
- 47:00Speaker 2: This is the thing about you know, having a healing
- 47:03Speaker 2: ten speed. Do you just get in between the rain drops.
- 47:06Speaker 5: It's a very edgile, right, it's a very slim bar
- 47:09Speaker 5: is sweek. So what I do is I get down
- 47:11Speaker 5: on those well a handlebars. Rain can't catch me.
- 47:14Speaker 2: By the way, we're chatting about Mgie's new bicycle. If
- 47:17Speaker 2: you want to see a photo of it, check out
- 47:19Speaker 2: the Hockey Big Sure Instagram account.
- 47:20Speaker 5: I'm going to start practicing my wheelies as well, popping
- 47:22Speaker 5: some wheelies. The wheelies a wheel stands.
- 47:26Speaker 2: Well, will you grew up a whelly when I grew
- 47:28Speaker 2: up with a burnout right on a motorbike, Yeah, But
- 47:31Speaker 2: if you're on a bicycle that was a wheel stands.
- 47:34Speaker 5: I think it's regional because when I grew up on
- 47:36Speaker 5: a bicycle, it was a wheelie. But then I'd find
- 47:38Speaker 5: later in life people are like, no, that's a wheel stand,
- 47:40Speaker 5: So that might be where you come from. I might
- 47:42Speaker 5: be able to spend eight breaks on that tomorrow.
- 47:44Speaker 4: Where I came from, it was called a stiffy.
- 47:47Speaker 2: What was the old when you pop it up?
- 47:50Speaker 4: Yeah, you pop it up?
- 47:51Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is we're talking about with a bike. Yeah, yeah,
- 47:55Speaker 2: you pick the stiffy. Stiffy right, doesn't really so you'd
- 48:02Speaker 2: be going past every but oh look at Hody Jay.
- 48:04Speaker 2: That's awesome stuff.
- 48:06Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, totally, yeah, exactly.
- 48:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 48:11Speaker 4: Hey, what are you having for dinner tonight? Man?
- 48:17Speaker 2: He heard himself trying to pull a stuffy good question?
- 48:21Speaker 2: What is for dinner to night? Beef stiff?
- 48:24Speaker 5: Right?
- 48:26Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I let my wife. No, please do it? Okay?
- 48:31Speaker 4: Is a beef cut really thin?
- 48:32Speaker 2: No,