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#156 It's A Special Little Boy's Birthday · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you, Joe, this better be good. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Maddie and Ash walking down the street. Okay, Ash spots
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Speaker 1: a dog. Yep, the dog's on the side of the
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Speaker 1: road lock and it's nuts and I go I turned
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Speaker 1: him out and I said, wish I could do that.
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Speaker 2: And you look at me and you go, you should
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Speaker 2: probably pad him first.
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to some Going Guards. I am Maddie Jay
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Speaker 1: and I'm Ash.
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Speaker 3: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is
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Speaker 3: the good, it is the bad, and we don't give advice.
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Speaker 3: We do, however, tell terrible jokes.
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Speaker 1: Dreadful. That's one of my best. Actually, I thought, I thought,
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Speaker 1: really you would like the switch up.
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Speaker 3: It's very good. Thank you. Hey. Can I tell you
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Speaker 3: something crazy?
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Speaker 1: Of course?
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Speaker 3: Ken you know, I've got to go to Erskineville right
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Speaker 3: this afternoon.
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Speaker 1: I did over here fone conversations the.
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Speaker 3: Trip that takes twenty seven minutes from where I am
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Speaker 3: right now. Laura is halfway to Erskineville in Paddington, and
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Speaker 3: I said, Babe, I'm going to get a taxi to
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Speaker 3: you and we'll drive together to Erskineville. She wants forty
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Speaker 3: five minutes.
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Speaker 1: From where she is or from here where she is.
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Speaker 3: She wants a forty five minute allowance.
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Speaker 1: Is she pregnant?
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Speaker 3: She is very pregnant.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well then you should just get you mash up. Then, yes,
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Speaker 1: forty five minutes. Just got to do what she says, mate,
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Speaker 1: I'm just going to have to suck it up and
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Speaker 1: for the rest of your life, just do.
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Speaker 3: She says, I need to have you on speed dial.
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Speaker 3: You do every situation where I want to fight back,
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Speaker 3: I need to call you first before putting my gloves on.
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Speaker 1: Correct.
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Speaker 3: This is metaphoric speaking.
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Speaker 1: I'd hope. So for the record, now go on.
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Speaker 3: It's a special little boy's birthday. I've been wondering.
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Speaker 1: You got me for my birthday. You got me a flashlight.
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Speaker 1: And this is what it looks like when you got
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Speaker 1: it for me. This is what it looks like. Now,
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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that to the poor listeners.
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Speaker 1: But I was racking my brain thinking what do I
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Speaker 1: get this guy? What do I get a guy that
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Speaker 1: has everything? I was like, maybe I'll get him a
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Speaker 1: third kid. But Laura's already given you that. I'm nervous,
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Speaker 1: actually nervous about this.
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Speaker 3: I'm nervous, you know, I honestly, I am just I
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Speaker 3: am over the moon that you've even remember. I didn't
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Speaker 3: think you would.
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Speaker 1: I always remember. I remember everyone's birthday, even Justice in
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Speaker 1: the last minute. Yes, also just quick nod Happy birthday. Yes,
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Speaker 1: Jess is back in the room. Yes, another trip, the
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Speaker 1: trip in the books. When's the next one? I don't
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Speaker 1: want to know, but happy birthday to Jet. But yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm nervous, nervous, so I'm gonna.
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Speaker 3: I'm never gonna judge you.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to get your birthday present now because it's
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Speaker 1: it's in the room with us. Oh my god. Yes, okay,
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Speaker 1: so if you just bear with me.
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Speaker 3: I don't do well with surprises. Ashes just getting.
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Speaker 1: Fuck up. What I'd like to explain? What are you? What?
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Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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Speaker 3: Ash has just ripped his shirt off. He's currently naked
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Speaker 3: in my living room. So you just revealed to me?
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Speaker 1: That is that real? It is real?
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Speaker 3: When did this idea happen? Have you spoken to April
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Speaker 3: about this?
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Speaker 1: No? She had no idea. No she does.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It was funny because I was like, I'm going down
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Speaker 1: to get tattooed tomorrow. I was like, I'm got to
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Speaker 1: get mad something for his birthday, I'm going to get tattooed.
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Speaker 1: So it just like worked out that way. And then
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Speaker 1: I messaged my tatoos. I'm like oh, because he was like,
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Speaker 1: what do you want to get done? And I was like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I just needed to fill in this spot here, but
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Speaker 1: there needs to be this and told him and then
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Speaker 1: when I got there, he had that drawn up ready
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Speaker 1: to go. Wow a happy birthday. Like fuck, there's only
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Speaker 1: a few people I've got tatooed on me, name wise, Wow,
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Speaker 1: my kids.
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Speaker 3: It's gonna be so awkward. We break up and that'll
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Speaker 3: never happen.
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Speaker 1: We get canceled and like Peple's only got initials and
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Speaker 1: I've got the foot it's big. Yeah, that's what she said. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: happy birthday. Wow, there you go.
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Speaker 3: And can I just for a second, and I please
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Speaker 3: don't think for a second that I'm trying to poop
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Speaker 3: you all my wife because I love her dearly yea.
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Speaker 3: But yesterday, okay, I was talking about, hey, maybe we
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Speaker 3: should organize I don't know, at dinner and I didn't
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Speaker 3: want to kind of say like explicitly because it's my birthday.
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Speaker 3: And Laura goes, oh, his week's a shocker. I don't
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Speaker 3: think we'll have time for date night this week at all.
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Speaker 3: Maybe like in school holidays we'll do something. And I
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Speaker 3: was like, oh, you don't have time for my birthday
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Speaker 3: and she was like, oh my god.
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Speaker 1: The cameras like did you just sit there like this?
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Speaker 1: Just like no reaction whatsoever. And then now I'm going
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Speaker 1: to be like, guess what. I booked just a dinner
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Speaker 1: too for your birthday. It's me and you.
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Speaker 3: No, there is no greater honor, I think, in this
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Speaker 3: world than having a permanent tattoo to resemble what is
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Speaker 3: a beautiful friendship.
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Speaker 1: Well said, it's gonna be awkward, and I'm going to
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Speaker 1: get it covered up anyway. Do you like it? I
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Speaker 1: wouldn't have got it if I didn't very high pitch.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have got it if I didn't like it. Wow,
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Speaker 1: do I have regret? No?
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Speaker 3: I this is wild.
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Speaker 1: It is poor.
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Speaker 3: Nana is upstairs probably thinking.
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Speaker 1: What you're now? You're a permanent part of me? How
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Speaker 1: does that feel?
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Speaker 3: Jesus is April jealous?
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Speaker 1: Be honest, I don't think so. She thought it was cute,
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Speaker 1: Well she.
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Speaker 3: Will be when she sees this video.
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Speaker 1: Stay on your side, Thank you, thank you, There you go. So, yes,
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Speaker 1: I hope you had an amazing birthday because this would
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Speaker 1: have been this would be out by then. Yeah, and
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Speaker 1: you will be another year older. You're another year wiser.
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Speaker 3: Thirty eight for those playing at home.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you skipped a year before and you
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Speaker 1: said that.
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Speaker 3: I thought I was turning thirty nine. For a while,
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Speaker 3: I thought you turned thirty seven. Let me check the record.
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Speaker 3: Eighty eight, eighty seven, eighty seven. Okay, well there go,
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Speaker 3: I'm wrong. So yeah, you're right. Wow, it's there's been
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Speaker 3: a lot of birthdays.
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Speaker 1: It is a very heavy June is like a big
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Speaker 1: heavy bird.
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Speaker 3: It's a cluster.
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Speaker 1: It is well said, we have got you, Jess Marley Oscar. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's all happening. It's like four.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I got my life, that's all I need.
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Speaker 3: We had Marley's birthday on the weekend.
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Speaker 1: I did see that.
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Speaker 3: On Sunday. Sunday we decided to have at home, which
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Speaker 3: was a decision that I was regretting.
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Speaker 1: The flying Yoga Noga.
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Speaker 3: It's so expensive. It was so expensive and we didn't
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Speaker 3: know enough people. You can't pay for the class, you
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Speaker 3: don't pay per head.
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Speaker 1: Oh you got to book the whole class.
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Speaker 3: It was.
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Speaker 1: It was like nuts, okay, if you aren't, excuse me,
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Speaker 1: if you're going to book the whole class out. How
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Speaker 1: much we talking.
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Speaker 3: Like, I think I don't want to shit on them
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Speaker 3: as a business, but I think it was like five
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Speaker 3: hundred bucks.
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Speaker 1: Jesus, I know.
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Speaker 3: I was like, ill, I love my child, but not
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Speaker 3: that much. So we had it at home and it
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Speaker 3: was nice. Great numbers. Great numbers actually kind of limited
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Speaker 3: it to about about ten and I finally at this
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Speaker 3: age now Morley turned six, and it's a it's an
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Speaker 3: age where there's a bit of segregation between the boys
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Speaker 3: and the girls.
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Speaker 1: Oh yes, so there's.
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Speaker 3: A couple of boys came. They were a little bit like,
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Speaker 3: what the hell is this?
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Speaker 1: This is a girl's party.
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Speaker 3: We had a fairy and we had ribbons and like
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Speaker 3: she did, like play the music everyone with the ribbons, and.
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Speaker 1: Were there any boys suspiciously into it?
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Speaker 3: Why would try to coax the boys off the couch
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Speaker 3: and be like, come on, fellas, let's do it. And
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Speaker 3: they were like this sucks. And I kind of said
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Speaker 3: to Laura, like maybe next year we just make it.
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Speaker 3: You can make it all girls.
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Speaker 1: Fine, it's a tricky one. Unless it's flying yoga, because
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Speaker 1: then the boys will be into it, real into it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but the most stressful part ash most stressful part pinnadas. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: are you a pinarda family?
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Speaker 1: No, I don't think we've ever voluntarily had one.
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Speaker 3: It's very confusing for kids when you're trying to explain
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Speaker 3: to them, you know, violence is bad, aggression is also bad.
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Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden there's a one little window.
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Speaker 3: It's like the purge. Yeah, it's very it's weird, like
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Speaker 3: we're like, it's like, you're gonna like hang someone. I'm
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Speaker 3: like hoisting up this unicorn that's hanging from the neck.
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Speaker 3: And then I also realized that I was like, I
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Speaker 3: don't have I don't have a bat, nothing to like,
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Speaker 3: I have no weapon.
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Speaker 1: They got to hit with something. I don't imagine hitting
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Speaker 1: this because I called you when I was at the park.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're looking for sticks, scouring for sticks. So
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Speaker 1: it was just at the park by myself, like going
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Speaker 1: through bushes. So I found the stick, brought it back
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Speaker 1: hoisted up by the neck. The unicorn is hanging right there. Actually,
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Speaker 1: I love how we hoist up something they love and
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Speaker 1: then get them to hit it with the stick so weird.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, everyone line up right now, and they're like,
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Speaker 1: where is it.
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Speaker 3: They've just been like dancing with the ribbons and I'm like,
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Speaker 3: now we will kill an.
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Speaker 1: Animal and they're like, what not only an animal? Your
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Speaker 1: favorite animal.
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Speaker 3: Mum has been there stuffing it in the asshole with
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Speaker 3: chocolate and lollies.
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Speaker 1: Make it, make it and this is the most horrible
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Speaker 1: day of It's like, put me out of my misery.
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Speaker 1: And then there's so pathetic and hitting it too. The
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Speaker 1: unicorns like make it quick. The kids are like death
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Speaker 1: by a thousand cuts or whatever. It's like we'll get
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Speaker 1: there in the end. It'll really dive starve Asian brutal.
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Speaker 3: The hardest thing is crowd control for a pinard, especially
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Speaker 3: with a stick, and we're blindfold We didn't go blindfold smart,
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Speaker 3: thank you, Health and Safety didn't allow for it, so
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Speaker 3: we had to. I was holding back the kids, It's
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Speaker 3: like stay back, and then we allowed two hits per person,
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Speaker 3: a double hit, and then they're like give me it
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Speaker 3: all like and then we had like one of the
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Speaker 3: boys was like fucking knocked the ship out of this
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Speaker 3: fucking unicorn and we're like, all right, Timmy not too hard. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: tendency that kid, Luckily Timmy's is a worry. Yeah, got
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Speaker 3: through one round, two hits each beautiful.
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Speaker 1: It's also encouraging animal cruelty. It's it's absurd, such mixed messaging.
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Speaker 1: Once you're doing it cultfully and then we love it,
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Speaker 1: it's oh yeah, look it's it's a weird anticipation. You know,
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Speaker 1: for good five minutes you just cheer it, cheering on
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Speaker 1: the kids to slaughter the unicorn. Let me ask you this,
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Speaker 1: how was What are you like with lots of kids
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Speaker 1: in your house and cleaning up? Are you do you
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Speaker 1: get anxious about the cleanup or do you just let
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Speaker 1: it all happen and clean up later.
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Speaker 3: Weirdly, I was pretty chill. Do you know who was anxious?
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Speaker 1: Nana Marley? Oh really, yeah, that's good.
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Speaker 3: We gave them a treat each if they cleaned their room.
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Speaker 3: They cleaned the room. Room was spotless. Actually a really
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Speaker 3: good job. If anyone needs to clean up, Marley and
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Speaker 3: Lola definitely recommend them. And the room was spotless. People came,
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Speaker 3: and you know, kids come. After a little while, they
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Speaker 3: kind of split up. A few of them went into
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Speaker 3: Marley's room and outside Marley was like, hey, that's a
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Speaker 3: bit of a problem, and I said, what's the problem?
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Speaker 3: What's going on? She goes on, kids are in my
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Speaker 3: room making it so messy right now. She's like it's
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Speaker 3: going to be a nightmare to clean up.
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Speaker 1: Shit's everywhere.
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Speaker 3: And I was like, Oh, that's okay, don't worry about it.
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Speaker 3: And she was like, ah, I just cleaned it as well.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Can we get them out of there? And it's
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Speaker 1: such an inconvenience really yeah.
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Speaker 3: She's like the thing I got onto the costume is
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Speaker 3: you blow on the floor.
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Speaker 1: She's like, can we just have made an absolute mess? Animals?
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Speaker 1: It's like, where's the unicorn?
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Speaker 3: So Marley was the one not into it, and I
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Speaker 3: was like, I was like, relaxed, it's cool, people having
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Speaker 3: a good time.
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Speaker 1: We can clean up later when they've left.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, And she was like, I just I just want
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Speaker 3: to get the place clean again.
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Speaker 1: It's like I'm like her, man, it's like me, I can't.
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Speaker 1: I can't let it go. And I'm like if it's like,
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Speaker 1: we've got just it's not a party. So we've got
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Speaker 1: people having a bunch of kids in my house and
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Speaker 1: they make an absolute mess, which they usually do not
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Speaker 1: blaming anyone's kids, in particular, if you're watching listening Timmy,
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Speaker 1: Mike's kids like two reckon Balls, Rice or it's like
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Speaker 1: and then like I'm just so anxious that I need
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Speaker 1: to clean up all the time, and it's like I
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Speaker 1: don't really need to, I could just do it later.
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Speaker 3: The downside now is that we've got a mountain of
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Speaker 3: cardboard behind the house.
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Speaker 1: That's the worst.
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Speaker 3: Like we've got we need to get a bigger bin
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Speaker 3: for the blue cardboard. Like even on the street, every
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Speaker 3: time on there's a blue bin da, everyone is full
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Speaker 3: to the brim.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, there's too much cardboard in the world,
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Speaker 1: way too much. It's ridiculous, Like I can't, I can't
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Speaker 1: beat it's beating me.
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Speaker 3: I was watching Maley like unwrap the Presence and one
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Speaker 3: was like a Barbie toy and I was like, more cardboard,
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Speaker 3: I know.
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Speaker 1: And it's like, I suppose we can just burn it.
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Speaker 1: Let'll be back the environment.
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Speaker 3: But then I have the guilt I feel putting it
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Speaker 3: in the red bin.
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Speaker 1: I can't. I know it myself, I know it's fucked.
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Speaker 1: My sister said it yesterday pretty bluntly. She was like, oh,
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Speaker 1: rubbish in our house is Ryan's full time job. Now
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Speaker 1: it's like because you're like you have to be on
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Speaker 1: it all the time because if you let it, it's
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Speaker 1: like washing. If you miss the day washing, you've got
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Speaker 1: like sixty five lowers, you'll take over. You'll take over.
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Speaker 1: The house is a majority cardboard. Next thing you're in
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Speaker 1: a current affair and like the wad house. Yeah, I
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Speaker 1: was like, oh, maybe I'll get the kids to build
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Speaker 1: something out of the boxes. That just made it worse.
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Speaker 1: Now I've got a big structure because you can't move that.
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Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to move. I've like I've made it worse.
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Speaker 1: I've brought the rubbish back indoors for them to build something,
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Speaker 1: and now I can't even get rid of it. It's
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Speaker 1: like part of the family. I'm over it. Anyway.
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Speaker 3: We did though, for the party. We announced it to
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Speaker 3: the parents and said, hey, it's a drop and go.
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Speaker 3: You are game if you want, Like we're like that's
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Speaker 3: cool and like it was interesting. Some people came drop
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Speaker 3: the kid off and they're like, they're like, oh, stay
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Speaker 3: for a bit, and I said, you want to drink
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Speaker 3: and go? Yeah, I'd love a drink, And they ended
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Speaker 3: up staying two party shots. I was like, she had
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Speaker 3: like a tray of tequila. But then like another dad
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Speaker 3: would come in and he'd.
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Speaker 1: Be like, h so this is a drop and go
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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, you go sweet see it.
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Speaker 1: I got like a puff of smoke straight out of that. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But successful, successful, successful?
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Speaker 1: Is it Sunday party?
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Speaker 3: Again? Not to attack Laurie here, I just want to
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Speaker 3: just put that out there, make everyone aware. I'm not
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Speaker 3: criticizing my wife.
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Speaker 1: What do you call it? Then, I'm just making an observation. Yes,
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Speaker 1: I like it. I'm with you.
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Speaker 3: So sometimes when Laura is making plans, she'll suggest something.
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Speaker 3: I don't listen properly. I just agree to it, and
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Speaker 3: then when it comes closer to the moment, I then go,
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Speaker 3: hang on a second, Oh yeah.
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Speaker 1: Why is it like this? Yeah, don't be that guy.
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Speaker 3: Here's a question for you.
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Speaker 1: Okay, here's a question for you.
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Speaker 3: Okay. I won't tell you the time of the party. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: what is the perfect time for a kid's party?
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Speaker 1: Two thirty pm? What?
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Speaker 3: Yeah it's too late?
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Speaker 2: No?
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Speaker 1: Too late?
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Speaker 3: Why two thirty?
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Speaker 1: Because I feel like between twelve and two you can
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Speaker 1: be like, oh, kids, we're gonna have a bit of
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Speaker 1: downtime because we're going to be launching this afternoon for
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Speaker 1: this party. And I also use that to be like,
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Speaker 1: if you don't have a bit of downtime, then we
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Speaker 1: can't have the party. And they'll be like, oh shit,
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Speaker 1: you know, and then two thirty hour and a half,
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Speaker 1: everyone's out by four four point thirty, see you later,
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Speaker 1: and then I can clean up.
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Speaker 3: Why don't you have it first thing in the morning
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Speaker 3: at ten o'clock.
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Speaker 1: Because I want to have a beer. I feel like
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Speaker 1: it's more appropriate to have a beer at two thirty
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Speaker 1: this afternoon, especially if it's Saturday. You know, if Laura
16:17
Speaker 1: and I have a breakup, and if you're in april
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Speaker 1: of a breakup, you should marry Laura. Don't you dare
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Speaker 1: put your hands anywhere near my wife. I'm not saying
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Speaker 1: I'm inviting you, you're inviting me. I don't have other
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Speaker 1: them both. That's fine.
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Speaker 3: Laura said two to four, and I was like, that's
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Speaker 3: pretty late on a Sunday. It's pretty late.
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Speaker 1: I'm getting. I'm getting. I'm coming to think that me
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Speaker 1: and Laura a pretty compatible. I get the same thing, Laura.
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Speaker 1: If you're have a single day, don't be silly don't
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Speaker 1: be silly. I'm sure.
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Speaker 3: I think I think a ten to twelve party is
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Speaker 3: perfect because you kind of miss lunch. You don't to
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Speaker 3: feed them that much there, and then like they're not
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Speaker 3: going to hang around because four o'clock people want to
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Speaker 3: stay for dinner.
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Speaker 1: Not in my house, they don't. It's freezing. I think
16:58
Speaker 1: it's good to like two four because it's also you
17:02
Speaker 1: can be like you're not gonna do I'm gonna hop
17:03
Speaker 1: these little shits up on sugar and send them home
17:06
Speaker 1: and be someone else's problem. But also like morning, I
17:09
Speaker 1: get it, get it out of the way, like some
17:10
Speaker 1: people like a good morning party. But yeah, I'm all
17:13
Speaker 1: about the afternoon. Here's a question for you. Actually, he
17:16
Speaker 1: is gonna rock your world. I'm ready to be right.
17:19
Speaker 1: My niece got invited to a party. Birthday parties just three,
17:23
Speaker 1: so I'm assuming it's a four year old's party because
17:25
Speaker 1: it's the same age. It was one pm. I guess
17:30
Speaker 1: what day?
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Speaker 3: Saturday?
17:33
Speaker 1: Monday? What? Sorry? Right, did you just say it was
17:38
Speaker 1: Aday Monday for a birthday party? Yeah? She doesn't go
17:43
Speaker 1: to daycare this kid. I'm not sure why I'm not.
17:45
Speaker 1: They might have their reasons, but I'm not sure the
17:47
Speaker 1: parents work. I don't know the details, but I was
17:50
Speaker 1: just so rattled by that.
17:51
Speaker 3: I'm like, I was like, no, although, is that the
17:56
Speaker 3: smartest move that we've seen from a parent so far?
17:58
Speaker 1: I think it might be you're like, you instantly dwindle
18:02
Speaker 1: your numbers down.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good culling.
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Speaker 1: But then it's sad for the child.
18:07
Speaker 3: But how old are they?
18:08
Speaker 1: Three? Four? I don't remember anything.
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Speaker 3: They don't have a conscience until they're like six, that
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Speaker 3: is the right word, conscience.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. They just give me in crimes and
18:19
Speaker 1: stuff and just sleeping perfectly self aware here they are, well,
18:24
Speaker 1: they don't how many friends they have. If they go
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Speaker 1: to a birthday party on a weekend and there's like
18:28
Speaker 1: twenty kids there, and then they have a birthday party
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Speaker 1: on a Monday and there's like four kids, that is
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Speaker 1: an interesting time, I know. And like I said, I
18:35
Speaker 1: don't know the reasoning behind it, but well, I was shocked.
18:38
Speaker 1: I was in shock. I'm stilling shot.
18:39
Speaker 3: I mean, we're not we're not here to judge, but like,
18:43
Speaker 3: but I don't know, surely sure, maybe they're going away,
18:47
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe they work on the weekend. Maybe it was
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Speaker 3: the day of the birthday. Some people are very strict
18:51
Speaker 3: and wanting to celebrate on the day. Maybe, I don't know,
18:53
Speaker 3: can we find out call April call it it wasn't April.
18:56
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just wanted to call April.
18:58
Speaker 1: I caught Oscar trying to impress the local mums. I
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Speaker 1: saw you did see that. He's got a good one
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Speaker 1: handed push up on him.
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Speaker 3: Who's taught him that?
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Speaker 4: Not me?
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Speaker 1: Because well I can't do it. Yeah, we tried to
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Speaker 1: get you to do one handed. You just he would
19:15
Speaker 1: be like a potatoes. Yes, thank you for pointing that out.
19:18
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, working on it. But he he One
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Speaker 1: day I was like, you gotta warm up for this
19:23
Speaker 1: whatever we were doing, like it's like a joke, and
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Speaker 1: he just got started doing push ups.
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Speaker 3: I was like, he's like the karate kid.
19:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like a monkey. This kid like he's like
19:33
Speaker 1: like if he get if he grabs hold of you,
19:35
Speaker 1: he's not letting go. And then he's so strong for
19:37
Speaker 1: how small he can kids do?
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Speaker 3: Is that is that normally get him checked out?
19:43
Speaker 1: You think he's an aspert. I don't know.
19:46
Speaker 3: Doctors are like, I think something's wrong with the kid.
19:49
Speaker 3: One how to push up?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, dyslexic, but he's definitely going to be dyslexic. But yeah,
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Speaker 1: I was like, good on your kid, and all the
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Speaker 1: girls were very impressed.
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Speaker 3: How did can I just ask and if anyone wants
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Speaker 3: to see the video it is on two doting dads
20:03
Speaker 3: and jam pikelets as well. How did that situation get
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Speaker 3: to the point where he was then in front of
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Speaker 3: the women doing the one handed push ups.
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Speaker 1: I just think they were just all the kids were
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Speaker 1: showing off andars like you think that's impressive, step aside,
20:20
Speaker 1: step aside, kids that a real man through ball And
20:25
Speaker 1: the reaction from the mums impressed. Some of them are pregnant.
20:31
Speaker 1: Did he did he react?
20:33
Speaker 3: Well? Because I'd love my niece Millie. She played netball
20:37
Speaker 3: on the weekend, got her first goal. People cheered because
20:41
Speaker 3: she's got a very first goal ever in netball. Congratulations,
20:43
Speaker 3: she ran off right off the court.
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Speaker 1: She was like be barrassed. Yeah, yeah, it was Oscar
20:49
Speaker 1: like did he was he.
20:50
Speaker 3: Thriving in that environment?
20:51
Speaker 1: Ah? He got a bit shy once, like he realized
20:53
Speaker 1: that everyone was like, look, did him go? He was
20:56
Speaker 1: kind of like, I'm like, that's a fair response. Man
21:00
Speaker 1: if I'm doing push ups and people are like, look
21:02
Speaker 1: at this, go and go, I can't do it and
21:04
Speaker 1: run so but he was, yeah, it's feel like he's
21:08
Speaker 1: a little party trick. I guess there's certain moments, you know.
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Speaker 3: I think like if your child graduates university, high school,
21:15
Speaker 3: getting married.
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Speaker 1: One had to push up, one had to push up up.
21:18
Speaker 1: There it's on the list. I would say, it's top two.
21:21
Speaker 3: Like you do have a level of arrogance.
21:24
Speaker 1: I staunched in his Yeah.
21:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, Jesu, it's like your kids want
21:28
Speaker 3: a gold medal or something.
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Speaker 1: He might do one day. You don't know. We could
21:32
Speaker 1: look back and go, hang on a minute, remember that
21:35
Speaker 1: time you did it one and.
21:36
Speaker 3: Make sure he doesn't peak too early.
21:37
Speaker 1: He will he's impatient, Matthew. It is time. It is
21:42
Speaker 1: time to let something off our listener's chest. And that
21:46
Speaker 1: is perant. You don't mostly regression.
21:55
Speaker 2: You don't.
21:58
Speaker 1: Just tell me what a parent do you want my
22:06
Speaker 1: grandpa at the shirt. You don't want.
22:09
Speaker 3: Advice from strangers, Go and tell me what is your parent?
22:18
Speaker 1: Thank you, Ash. I have a few here.
22:19
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start with now. This is a longer one.
22:22
Speaker 3: This is maybe the longest parent.
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Speaker 1: That we've ever had. Wow from Okay, beautiful Sarah Sarah
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Speaker 1: Sarah ant Sarah, No, she.
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Speaker 3: Did post this in the Facebook group, and look, I
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Speaker 3: will I will have to just preface this with an
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Speaker 3: apology that you and I are both guilty of. Oka. Yeah,
22:48
Speaker 3: let me start with the rent. Sarah says, I have
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Speaker 3: one child, one, one beautiful ten year old daughter, and
22:55
Speaker 3: for the past ten years, all people have asked me
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Speaker 3: is if I'm having another, she will be spoilt. If
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Speaker 3: she's an only child, she will be lonely, she will
23:05
Speaker 3: grow up weird looking at you, Maddie Nash. Again, apologies
23:12
Speaker 3: there it is. I just smile and laugh and say
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Speaker 3: I'm one and done and happy, which I am. I
23:17
Speaker 3: know people mean well, but maybe there is an underlying
23:19
Speaker 3: issue as to why people only have one. Maybe we
23:23
Speaker 3: had a miscarriage, Maybe we wanted a second one and
23:26
Speaker 3: it just wasn't on the cards of medically possible high risk.
23:30
Speaker 3: You know what, Sarah, You are absolutely one hundred percent correct.
23:35
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel bad now because, yeah, look, we sort
23:38
Speaker 1: of rattle off sometimes, we joke.
23:41
Speaker 3: We joke, we joke, and we will be more conscious.
23:46
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that was all directed at us.
23:49
Speaker 3: I mean, like pretty much it does say our name
23:52
Speaker 3: specifically here in the rant.
23:55
Speaker 1: Yeah that wasn't the just permitting factor, Yeah, definitely. But
23:59
Speaker 1: I seem to think that maybe it has something to
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Speaker 1: do with us.
24:01
Speaker 3: And you know what, I think it's great that we're
24:03
Speaker 3: here as a community on two doting dads. We're allowed
24:08
Speaker 3: to listen to our listeners. They can vent, we can change,
24:12
Speaker 3: we can apologize, we're growing, we're learning change. This is
24:16
Speaker 3: this is all great, This is great, this is a
24:17
Speaker 3: good stuff. It's a good thing. Has Sarah stopped listening?
24:20
Speaker 3: Probably she's probably listening, but if she's here right now, Sarah,
24:24
Speaker 3: we apologize and we thank you for your parent and
24:26
Speaker 3: we're happy that we're happy that you just have one child.
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Speaker 1: We're happy, more than happy. Wait no, okay, we have
24:35
Speaker 1: another one Matthew from Ebony. Okay, this is also a
24:38
Speaker 1: lengthy one. Gee, there really really want to get this
24:41
Speaker 1: stuff off of their chance. My husband has been working
24:44
Speaker 1: away a lot and I was just so done with
24:47
Speaker 1: parenting and hearing the word mum. They're totally fair, like
24:51
Speaker 1: I heard you the last five and fifty two times,
24:54
Speaker 1: So both of you please shut the fuck up. Already.
24:58
Speaker 1: I fully understand any parent gets that. Look, guys, I
25:02
Speaker 1: really don't want to hear the word mum anymore for
25:05
Speaker 1: a bit. Okay, fair call, fair call, Florence. My three
25:09
Speaker 1: year old looks me dead in the eyes. But Ebony,
25:13
Speaker 1: you are the mum. Gotcha got she got your technicality,
25:17
Speaker 1: that's for sure. I had no response and took everything
25:21
Speaker 1: in meat not to laugh because if you laugh, they're
25:23
Speaker 1: going to do it again. Right, Yeah, we know that.
25:25
Speaker 1: Sometimes I swear she's thirteen in a three year old's body.
25:29
Speaker 1: Look I feel you and I did send you Matthew
25:32
Speaker 1: that video of that woman who was taking count of
25:35
Speaker 1: how many times her kid would say mum between the
25:39
Speaker 1: hours of like what did she get up? It was
25:41
Speaker 1: like two hundred and twenty seven times over the course.
25:44
Speaker 3: Of that's beautiful your kids want you, but then nice
25:47
Speaker 3: to be needed.
25:48
Speaker 1: But then she times by the days of the year,
25:50
Speaker 1: and it was like diabolical, as shut up.
25:56
Speaker 3: This one here, ash is anonymous, and it's directed at
25:59
Speaker 3: water bottle at nighttime. A beautiful touch, making sure the
26:04
Speaker 3: children are hydrated late at night.
26:06
Speaker 1: Why did this just remind me of that hack the
26:08
Speaker 1: person had of like the guinea big water bottle.
26:10
Speaker 3: H yeah, someone had literally got like when did you
26:14
Speaker 3: put in a guinea pig cage and tied it to
26:15
Speaker 3: the side of the bed. Yeah, it's great, but issue
26:19
Speaker 3: with water bottles at nighttime. They make my child piss
26:21
Speaker 3: the bed all the time.
26:23
Speaker 1: Oh yes, it's damn you water bottles. Yeah, and we
26:28
Speaker 1: keep having the argument where I think Oscar's doing it
26:30
Speaker 1: now so we can get up to we April was
26:33
Speaker 1: a few times I'd be like, stop drinking so much water, right,
26:36
Speaker 1: like when you're in bed, Like he's like.
26:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, is this there? Has it always been the case.
26:40
Speaker 3: I don't remember growing up with the water bottle next
26:42
Speaker 3: to my bed.
26:43
Speaker 1: No, I didn't do it. It's a different generation, but
26:45
Speaker 1: we care about the kids now. It's very different. Okay,
26:48
Speaker 1: this one's from me because I'm a bit over it.
26:51
Speaker 1: It's I like to get up and out of the
26:53
Speaker 1: house immediately. I'm like, I'm so impatient. I'm like, we're
26:57
Speaker 1: going somewhere, let's fucking do it. And I've already got
26:59
Speaker 1: a for April to get ready and that takes forever.
27:01
Speaker 1: Then I've got to get kids ready and that takes forever.
27:03
Speaker 1: And then I were like, go and Wii, and they're
27:07
Speaker 1: both like, I don't need to. I don't care. I
27:08
Speaker 1: will squeeze it out of you. Couldn't give a ship
27:11
Speaker 1: because then as soon as we leave the fucking house,
27:13
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it's I need to WI. It's
27:17
Speaker 1: a surprise. We it's not. No, that's what you say
27:20
Speaker 1: to your kids, so relaxed. I gotta get it off.
27:25
Speaker 3: My So I say to the kids, you got a
27:27
Speaker 3: surprise we in there.
27:28
Speaker 1: It'll get you. It'll get you, however, and they're like,
27:30
Speaker 1: oh god, because I'm in the car already waiting because
27:34
Speaker 1: I'm over it. I'm like, I'm not having this argument
27:37
Speaker 1: with you. Every time April staunch on it.
27:40
Speaker 3: Whenever I'm like, go on to sit on the toilet.
27:42
Speaker 3: Most of the time they end up doing like a
27:44
Speaker 3: massive ship.
27:45
Speaker 1: Say what was in there? Why are you fighting that?
27:51
Speaker 1: Don't you feel better now? Amazing? The other day I
27:54
Speaker 1: was like, just please do a Wii for me, Do
27:58
Speaker 1: it for me, Come on, do it for me, Go
28:00
Speaker 1: and do a week and she's like, okay, went anyway.
28:04
Speaker 1: She did it on the potty overflowed. That's how much
28:07
Speaker 1: we she had it. And I was like, why are
28:09
Speaker 1: you resisting this. Just get it done. You need a
28:13
Speaker 1: bigger potty. There was a huge Wii.
28:16
Speaker 3: And if you, as a parent, need to get anything
28:18
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Speaker 1: it is It is that time of the week where
28:32
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Speaker 1: love the questions. Would you like to go first? Or
28:37
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Speaker 3: Let's kick it off. This is one that we've brought
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Speaker 3: back again because it's just such a delicious topic.
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Speaker 1: Oh, people love it, I think because it strikes a chord.
28:49
Speaker 1: It's all's the trigger.
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Speaker 3: If you will, I will help absolutely.
28:53
Speaker 1: This is things you shouldn't say to a parent. Volume three.
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Speaker 1: All right, I'll start, Matthew. Someone says to you, mainly
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Speaker 1: in public, Oh gosh, you got your hands full, no shit,
29:05
Speaker 1: I know, Captain obvious. It's like and it won't help me. Yeah,
29:11
Speaker 1: help me with your hands, not your mouth.
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Speaker 3: Unless it's like if you crash your car and someone's like,
29:18
Speaker 3: that's a pretty big.
29:19
Speaker 1: Pretty big crash.
29:20
Speaker 3: You got your I think you've crashed it and you're like, no, shit,
29:23
Speaker 3: oh thanks, I didn't realize I thought I was killing it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if anyone said this to you, go on,
29:30
Speaker 3: ooh gosh, aren't your kids a bit young to be
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Speaker 3: in daycare?
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Speaker 1: Not to me personally. I think I've thought about it
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Speaker 1: about other people. I thought about it.
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Speaker 3: Sure, I don't say that.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. You keep that's one you keep into
29:43
Speaker 1: because you don't know people's circumstances. They might have to work.
29:46
Speaker 3: We want And again I would never say this, but
29:49
Speaker 3: we went and checked out a daycare because with a
29:51
Speaker 3: baby coming in September. I don't know if anyone knows that.
29:54
Speaker 3: And guess how old they take the kids from six
29:57
Speaker 3: weeks eight?
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Speaker 1: That was closed very close but still and I would hey, sorry, sorry,
30:04
Speaker 1: we no move on. No, look, that's a great age.
30:11
Speaker 1: Quickly quick. The next one, when you're pregnant you announce
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Speaker 1: the sex with your child and it's a girl, and
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Speaker 1: they respond, will you try for a boy next time?
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Speaker 3: I'm still pregnant.
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Speaker 1: I haven't been trying for this life.
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Speaker 3: What is wrong with people? I have? I've got that
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Speaker 3: a bit.
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Speaker 1: Yeah you would, Oh.
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Speaker 3: My god, the C section, Well, it's not really giving
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Speaker 3: birth is it r I p to anyone who says
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Speaker 3: this publicly.
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Speaker 1: I'm not even laughing. I'm just laugh Who was said?
30:47
Speaker 1: Who would have said that to someone? And if you
30:50
Speaker 1: said that to someone, you've thought about saying that to someone,
30:53
Speaker 1: have a good look in the mirror. I would say, okay,
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Speaker 1: next time. All this is another one. I don't believe
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Speaker 1: in bottle feeding.
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Speaker 3: I don't care what you believe in.
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Speaker 1: Shut your fucking mouth too. They're diabolical. I would say
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Speaker 1: they're unforgivable.
31:10
Speaker 3: I think I may have said that. I think we've
31:14
Speaker 3: no one's perfect.
31:15
Speaker 1: I think you've spoken. We've spoken about it before that
31:18
Speaker 1: you've said that.
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Speaker 3: Look at me like that your high horse.
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Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember it, but I think you were
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Speaker 1: just saying it in your situa someone thank you. Don't
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Speaker 1: say that to someone else.
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Speaker 3: Last one, Oh gosh, I don't know what's wrong with
31:30
Speaker 3: your kid, but my kid sleeps through the whole night.
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Speaker 1: They're fighting words. That is the most offensive thing you
31:38
Speaker 1: can say to a tired p you are, that's that's
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Speaker 1: a fight ready to happen. I'm punching you out. I
31:43
Speaker 1: am straight up punching you out.
31:46
Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: If you've had something someone has said to you as
31:49
Speaker 1: a parent, Please write in.
31:51
Speaker 3: Let us we're educating the people of the world.
31:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, there'd be people out there going away saying I
31:57
Speaker 1: can't say that. No, you can't say that.
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Speaker 3: Hey, as you asked a question on the Facebook group
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Speaker 3: which got an astounding response, and I couldn't tell if
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Speaker 3: it was a serious one or not. Was it genuine?
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Speaker 3: Yeah it was? It was okay for anyone who didn't
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Speaker 3: see the question on the Facebook group. First of all,
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Speaker 3: joined the Facebook group three thousand members.
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Speaker 1: What's up? Question off the back of it really is
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Speaker 1: how many days can I repack a sandwich for kids lunch?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Because how many days? Did you?
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Speaker 1: It was a Wednesday? Yeah, he took it the same
32:29
Speaker 1: sandwich three days.
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Speaker 3: What can I just tell me?
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Speaker 1: Just veggimie.
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Speaker 3: It was hand, wasn't it?
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Speaker 1: No, it was chicken, it was it was vegimie. It's
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Speaker 1: the same sandwich every time. So I thought, Eh, he's
32:43
Speaker 1: getting it again because I'm sick of making it. And
32:46
Speaker 1: then I put it out to see. I just wanted
32:49
Speaker 1: to not feel judged. I came thick and fast.
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Speaker 3: I think I think, I mean, I think I recall
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Speaker 3: a second day taking it to school and we're talking
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Speaker 3: about like a veggiemine or a jam here. But then
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Speaker 3: a third a third visit to school. Come on, man, it's.
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Speaker 1: Done a lot of cakes. That sandwich. It's clocking him up.
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Speaker 1: Just a nice lunch, but it's not just in a
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Speaker 1: plastic bag in his bag school bag. Make him a freshy.
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Speaker 3: Come on, man, come on.
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Speaker 1: I just got the shits about it. I really got
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Speaker 1: the shits about it. And then I said on that
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Speaker 1: I said, gee, I feel really judged, and someone just
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Speaker 1: wanted to say that's the correct feeling. Look, I can
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Speaker 1: handle it, god, I think.
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Speaker 3: But I knew how to go with me about giving
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Speaker 3: peanut butter and a sandwich, and you're like, ho, everyone,
33:42
Speaker 3: I've I've got the sandwich that's now mommified because it's
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Speaker 3: three years old.
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Speaker 1: Can I still give it to oscoo for breakfast the
33:47
Speaker 1: next day? Yes? The answer is it was like, there's
33:52
Speaker 1: no such thing as a dumb question. I think there
33:55
Speaker 1: were some good responses, like April took a hack off
33:58
Speaker 1: the back of it, which was like I won't let
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Speaker 1: them eat anything when they get home until they finish
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Speaker 1: their lunch box, like when they get home. Very good
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Speaker 1: which is okay, that's fine, but like, ah, hey, we
34:11
Speaker 1: have to stop. I'm not going to stop what I'm doing.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can rant and then win.
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Speaker 3: And I'm not talking about your kid doing one handed
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Speaker 3: push ups. I'm talking about anything at all. It's the
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Speaker 3: little wins that we need to celebrate to keep us going,
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Speaker 3: put the wind back into our sales.
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Speaker 1: Oh well said all right, I'm going to go first,
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Speaker 1: because we didn't have a heap of people write in.
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Speaker 1: Because people, it's best we celebrate those wins. I agree.
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Speaker 1: This is from Sarah says, I have a sixteen and
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Speaker 1: a thirteen year old. They are alive. Does that count?
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Speaker 1: You're a great job, doing a fantastic job. Rub it
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Speaker 1: in wherever you can.
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Speaker 3: This is from Ashley finally got my nineteen month old
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Speaker 3: to stop saying oh shit when she drop something. Now
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Speaker 3: she just says, oh dear.
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Speaker 1: Oh win, rub it in. This one's from Hannah. I
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Speaker 1: put the robot vacuum on when the kids go to bed,
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Speaker 1: so it forces them to stay in their room and
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Speaker 1: someone scaring the vacuum. That is a win. That is
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Speaker 1: an absolute win.
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Speaker 3: Oh God, we're good parents and Josh.
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Speaker 1: They they're friends of mine.
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Speaker 3: Their eight year old makes them delivers their coffee every morning.
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Speaker 1: We trained her. Well, wow, that is child labored, so
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Speaker 1: it's a win. This is from Carissa. I ate lunch
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Speaker 1: the first time. I hated it up.
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Speaker 3: Today and that's the type of stuff you need to celebrate.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 1: It's like to do the coffee. You got to keep
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Speaker 1: eating that up. Call me crazy.
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Speaker 3: I like it when he goes cold as This one
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Speaker 4: My son has a whole toy box full of just
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Speaker 4: absolute shit. But he totally loves it. But I think
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Speaker 4: at some point he actually took a piece in it.
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Speaker 4: His four I got so sea girls, I was disgusting,
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Speaker 4: like I put a job up on air tasker for
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Speaker 4: a hundred bucks, chucked it out on the curve. He
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Speaker 4: cracked it obviously. I told him he could have any
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Speaker 4: toy that he wants if we get rid of his
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Speaker 4: whole toy box and he was like, okay, cool, so win.
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Speaker 1: Win, that's all. It took one toy pretty pissed in it.
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Speaker 1: What's not a freak wants to buy a piece of
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Speaker 1: toy box? You wouldn't say. You wouldn't put that on
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Speaker 1: the description though, would you be like, free toy box,
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