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Things That Must Go for November 13th, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go with things that are bugging you and
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  sometimes us, dear friends of the program, things that must go.
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  You'd like to see them disappear from your life. So
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  you finally sit down in front of your computer. You
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  can pose an email. Here are my things that must go.
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  You put musco on the subject line and send it
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  to radio from hell at X ninety six dot com.
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  We read it on the air. Maybe maybe it'll make
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  you feel better. And sometimes we get reports say, you
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  know you read mine and it magically disappeared from my life.
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  I'll go first today. I've got one of my own.
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  This must go every business, I think, every business that
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  I patronize in person or online, from doctors to restaurants
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  to garage door technicians, every one of them asking me
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  to give them a rating online. I just I hate that.
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  And sometimes it's a business that I have patronized several
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  times and given a good rating to and they asked
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  me every time. And I mean, it's just a computer
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  that asks me every time. But I just I swear
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  I waste too much time doing that. Let's see this
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  one says good morning, lords and ladies, longtime, best friend
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  of the program. Don't use my name, please. My thing
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  that must go my car giving me an alert warning
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  to pull over and don't drive. Two weeks before I
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  plan on driving out of state for Thanksgiving, calling the
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  dealership asking if they can diagnose the problem, you know,
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  hook it up to a computer and see the error.
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  It'll be two weeks before they can even look at it.
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  I did find a shop that can see me this week,
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  but that doesn't mean it'll be fixed in time. I
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  hope your powers will help get this problem resolved in
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  time for me to visit my family in Salt Lake.
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  PS selection bright Side, Reuben Diego won the Senate seat
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  over Carrie Lake in Arizona. Let's see this one says,
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  I work on a building on Main Street in Leyton.
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  My thing that must go is the monstrosity being built
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  right next to us. It engulfs the whole south section
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  of Main Street, all the way up toward the freeway.
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  I feel like I'm getting swallowed up. And the asshat
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  construction workers that parallel park in our small parking lot,
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  making it impossible for clients to pull out directly, also
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  not being able to control my invisibility power while I'm driving,
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  I'm here, please see me. And finally this one, Hi,
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  lords and lady, you may use my name, okay, Rachel.
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  What must go is my brother and his wife claiming
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  that they're good Christian people while making fun of me
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  because I'm a single mom and make less money than
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  they do. What also must go is them blocking me
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  when I try to have a conversation with them about it.
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  How about we try being kind for a change. I'm
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  doing my best, Thanks for letting me listen, Kerry.
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  Speaker 3: This first one from my wife people at the gym
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  who are trying to be nice by letting me go
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  first to the water fountain station.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's a dual system.
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  Speaker 3: In one there's a water fountain and a water filler station,
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  but only one works at a time. I then point
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  to my water bottle to show I'm going to fill it,
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  so they should go first, but they insist that I go.
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  So I stand there filling my water bottle only a
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  third of the way I want because I don't want
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  too awkwardly stand there filling my entire bottle while they
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  regret letting me go first. Then they get their quick
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  drink of water while I pretend to be busy putting
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  the lid back on my bottle. Then they leave, and
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  then I finish filling my time.
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  Speaker 2: It all seems unnecessary, doesn't as it does.
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  Speaker 3: This one from Kirk and Orum the phrase I picked
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  the lesser of two evils. Shut up, you have no
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  idea what you're talking about, all right? This one from
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  It does not say who. When you call someone and
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  it goes to voice, and while leaving a message they
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  call you back. I leave them on hold extra long
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  and always ask them if they got my voicemail before
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  helping them.
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  Speaker 4: That's Mike.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, Adam, let's see things that must go My
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  daughter's love of boy bands. I'm afraid that's a turtle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Adam, not gonna go away.
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  Speaker 3: To the fact that I didn't make more chicken corma
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  to bring for my lunch. Oh three, my diabetes, and
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  four the fact that I can't go afford to go
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  to more concerts. Thanks for letting me listen, Geeks show says, hey,
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  and Gina, you didn't ruin the show you. Let's see
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  this one from Jamie Things that Must Go. Jamie feels
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  very strongly about this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's all caps.
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  Speaker 3: Things that must go? Fabuloso floor cleaner.
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  Speaker 4: Very specific.
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  Speaker 3: It stinks. Anytime I walk into a store that uses
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  this purple product, I immediately sense its presence and a
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  headache begins. Thank you, Gina, go ahead, use my name,
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  It's Sarah.
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  Speaker 4: I work with kids age four to seven with special needs,
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  and sometimes they say hilariously inappropriate things, for example, my
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  fart is stuck, or looking at another kid's art in
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  the hallway that one is ugly. What must go is
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  me trying to be a responsible adult and not laugh
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  when these things happen. The term it's my Friday, it's
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  just dumb and smacks of our corporate oligarchs. If you
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  must it's the end of your work week sounds much better.
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  Toddler meltdowns must go. There's always something that triggers this
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  when we're trying to do anything fun and sucks the
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  enjoyment out of the whole experience. And finally, this the
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  most important one of the day. Those flimsy removable bra
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  pads in women's shirts that never stay where they're supposed
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  to go, or you wash them and you lose one.
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  Speaker 3: I've worse probably day I've had that should not have those.
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  Speaker 4: My faart is Stuck.
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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio on Hell Show.