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Episode 2: Back for Seconds · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze Inconfused podcast is rated M for marijuana no minors.
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  Speaker 2: But your audience is old.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I can't do is smoke in the
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  Speaker 3: morning like I used to. I haven't done that, like
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  Speaker 3: before work or never long awaken, bake is awaken.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do that anymore. I don't drink. I don't
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  Speaker 2: drink in the morning anymore.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's probably for the best. Can you drink in
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  Speaker 3: the morning?
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  Speaker 2: I go.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just happy that people are getting a little bit
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  Speaker 3: more comfortable with this stuff because it's twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a plant. It makes everything better. It's better
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  Speaker 3: for than this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 1: About it, Yeah, tell the people what you just asked for.
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  Speaker 1: I said, you want to drink, and you said, well,
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  Speaker 1: you offered me a beer.
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  Speaker 2: I did. I offered you a beer. To what you said,
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  Speaker 2: strong beer?
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  Speaker 4: An I p a to what you said, do you
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  Speaker 4: have any vodka? It does make me sound like but
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  Speaker 4: it's for health reasons. And he just came from the bar.
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  Speaker 4: I just came from a quick little vodka.
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  Speaker 2: Later.
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  Speaker 5: Would you rather be drunk or high? I guess now drunk.
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  Speaker 5: I was telling Becker, I have a maybe like a
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  Speaker 5: year and a half ago, I had a bad experience,
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  Speaker 5: experience like greened out or what what does that mean?
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  Speaker 5: Greened out?
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  Speaker 3: Like it's like the marijuana version of being drunk being black?
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  Speaker 3: But I don't know, so what is it like? Are
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  Speaker 3: you just zoned out kind of thing?
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  Speaker 5: Pretty much, No, Pilot, I have a tendency to go
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  Speaker 5: anxiety mode.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't even introduce our guests yet. You know who
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  Speaker 2: it is, Tyler.
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  Speaker 3: Goddamn it, dude, I fucking hate that.
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  Speaker 2: I cursed you're allowed to it's again, dude.
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  Speaker 5: I just do you know how like how many people
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  Speaker 5: at this point have asked me and they're they're not
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  Speaker 5: even in business anymore, and people like you for like
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  Speaker 5: the kind of.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, and honestly you're not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not. Anytime I brought your name up to people,
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  Speaker 3: whether it's family or whatever, they're like, oh, is the
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  Speaker 3: guy who works with the you know, the car dealership?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I like no different roth Rock.
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  Speaker 5: I can't escape it. I'm gonna have nightmares about this.
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  Speaker 5: I'm actually not going to listen back to this episode
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  Speaker 5: that Tyler Rothrock comedian. Hey, thanks for having me, great guy.
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  Speaker 5: That's very nice for me to say. Vodka drinker, I do.
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing the vodka because of the carbs. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so no more. This over here doesn't have any carbs
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  Speaker 5: in it. I know, but before I was rudely interrupted
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  Speaker 5: by the rothrock jingle.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, no, I can't, I can't do. We were both
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  Speaker 3: really excited about it. I can't believe you have that.
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  Speaker 3: That sucks anyway, you were rudely interrupted your story. Why
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  Speaker 3: you don't really take much?
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  Speaker 2: Have you guys seen the show The Watcher? No? Oh wait?
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  Speaker 2: Is it about the house in Okay?
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  Speaker 5: No spoiler is coming, but the show is about a
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  Speaker 5: house that is like being watched over by They get letters, right,
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  Speaker 5: they get letters by this creepy but they don't know who.
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  Speaker 5: They can't figure out who the Watcher is. So I
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  Speaker 5: don't like these types of shows. Okay, I don't enjoy
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  Speaker 5: being scared. Okay, but I'm into the show. So it's
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  Speaker 5: like probably three am. Now I've watched like four or
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  Speaker 5: five episodes in a row, and I just can't fall asleep.
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  Speaker 5: I'm stoned. I'm starting to get anxiety. I'm not trusting anything.
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking at her like she what does she doing?
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  Speaker 5: Like she might be putting letters in people's you know,
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  Speaker 5: I'm freaking out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just like all these wild thoughts.
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  Speaker 5: Right. So there's a part in the show where Stiffler's
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  Speaker 5: mom from American Pie Jennifer cool Itch, Jennifer Coolidge, she's
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  Speaker 5: in the show. She buys the house and she's now
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  Speaker 5: living in it, and she believes.
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  Speaker 2: That the watcher is in the house.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Okay, So in this scene, she says out loud
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  Speaker 5: good night, and then I hear a response back that
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  Speaker 5: says good night. And I keep watching and I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: why was that in the show? Why was that response
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  Speaker 5: in the show? That doesn't make any sense? But I'm high.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, it's in the show. You're just freaking out, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: rewind it. Rewatch the scene. It's in there, and you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna move on with your life. I rewind it. It's
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  Speaker 5: not shot in the show. So now I'm like peeking
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  Speaker 5: fore I'm thinking I'm hearing stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Oh like like that my brain.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, will I ever go back to who I
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  Speaker 3: was before?
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  Speaker 5: And so Bowie the dog Bowie has a tendency to
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  Speaker 5: hit the remote. So I'm like, maybe she hit the
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  Speaker 5: voice command and it was dormant and when she said
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  Speaker 5: good night. Siri responded to that, so then I pulled
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  Speaker 5: the thing out and I don't want to wake Nail
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  Speaker 5: me up. Right she's there, So I'm like, I press
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  Speaker 5: the thing, I'm like good night and nothing, and I
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  Speaker 5: just am like a little louder good night. So I
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  Speaker 5: do this for It could have been five minutes, it
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  Speaker 5: could have been one hour of time, Like I'm on
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  Speaker 5: the verge of tiers to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: Finally I say it loud enough, I'm like.
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  Speaker 5: Good night, wakes her up, and the thing responded good night,
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  Speaker 5: So I'm like, you know, it was that. But then
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  Speaker 5: then I was like, wait, were you saying good night
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  Speaker 5: like for the last fifteen minutes by yourself? And I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I can't smoke weed. I just can't smoke weed. I
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  Speaker 5: can't do it because I freak out. I convinced myself
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  Speaker 5: of like warped reality, and then I get scared that
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  Speaker 5: I'll never go back to who I was every time.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, what if I'm like this forever? But I'll
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  Speaker 5: talk myself into freaking out. Yeah you know, well you're
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  Speaker 5: in that perfect podcast. It sounds like, yeah, so did
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  Speaker 5: you want one of these? No let me get through
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  Speaker 5: this vodka.
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  Speaker 2: Good night.
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  Speaker 1: I guess soon we will have like a fully sober
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  Speaker 1: guest on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we've been discussing this.
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  Speaker 3: The idea was that we were going to have everybody
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  Speaker 3: that was a guest take high, take.
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  Speaker 4: Part, take hi, young sir.
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  Speaker 3: And then he and I discussed that, hey, maybe it
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  Speaker 3: would be cool to have somebody that's not at all
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  Speaker 3: so that they can kind of screw with us.
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  Speaker 5: You know, well obviously I can't, like I don't even
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  Speaker 5: do comedy drunk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, wait a second, don't you have a show
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  Speaker 2: tonight like I'll do sometimes?
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  Speaker 1: Like Tyler roth Rock, comedian, our second guest on the
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  Speaker 1: Blaze and Confused podcast, which we're going to start right
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  Speaker 1: about now.
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  Speaker 2: Or now.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
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  Speaker 6: the trivia podcast where the questions are.
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  Speaker 2: High, and so are they.
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  Speaker 6: Hat's time to sluk your curiosity and light up some knowledge.
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  Speaker 6: The Blazed and Confused Podcast starts.
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  Speaker 2: Now, all right, episode two. Here we are.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm Becker and I'm Joel, and it's a Blazing
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  Speaker 1: Confused podcast. So we ask each other some you know,
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  Speaker 1: trivia questions. We hang out with the One, the Only Tyler.
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  Speaker 2: Tonight.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah and forever you alreadykneed that. Hey, thank you for
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  Speaker 5: being our second guest. I'm honored to be your second
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  Speaker 5: guest after Bob Holder.
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  Speaker 2: So perfect, perfect perfect? How'd you brought that up?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Because you know, Becker even said he's like, wow, how
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  Speaker 1: lucky are we? We get a comedian two weeks in
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  Speaker 1: a row, right right, right, self proclaimed comedia just.
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  Speaker 3: Older Bob, He'll be he is whatever he wants to
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  Speaker 3: be that day.
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  Speaker 1: So I get a text last week from my fourth
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  Speaker 1: grade teacher, mister Spencer, right.
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  Speaker 3: Because we both have been getting great feedback about the show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh good, good, you what you love?
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  Speaker 5: You love to get good feedback, that's the point, right,
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  Speaker 5: I think that's the best feedback to get.
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  Speaker 1: The one thing though, that I will say is now
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  Speaker 1: I listen back and I'm like, God, am I really that?
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  Speaker 2: Like fucking stupid?
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  Speaker 1: Like I listened back and there's you know, it's just
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  Speaker 1: like certain people, not that I don't want them to listen,
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  Speaker 1: but it's like I can't imagine certain people listening to
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  Speaker 1: this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Case in point, my fourth grade teacher, who, mister Spence,
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  Speaker 2: did you get a fourth grade fact wrong? Is that?
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  Speaker 2: How dumb you are? Is that?
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  Speaker 3: What was that your last in school? Youre of school?
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  Speaker 1: No, honestly and truly last week on the podcast. Not
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  Speaker 1: that we keep scoring with the trivia questions or anything.
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  Speaker 1: But I think I got allmine correct. You got all
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  Speaker 1: yours wrong, right, And.
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  Speaker 3: I think you got them all correct. I think you
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  Speaker 3: got two. Maybe you got me. No, I think I
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  Speaker 3: got them all correct.
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 4: Fine, well he can only counts it to fuck off anyway.
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  Speaker 4: So I get a text.
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  Speaker 1: From my fourth grade teacher, mister Spencer, who side don't
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  Speaker 1: great fucking teacher, the best teacher I ever had, dude?
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  Speaker 2: He was like, cool, Can I ask a question?
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  Speaker 6: Though?
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  Speaker 1: How does he have your number? Because we text sometimes? Wait,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully you weird?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, I've not had honestly, Can you tell me
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  Speaker 5: how that came about?
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  Speaker 2: Like, hey, I think that.
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  Speaker 1: I like read to his class a couple of years
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  Speaker 1: ago or something like I came in for a career day. No,
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  Speaker 1: I came in for like a career day.
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  Speaker 3: To talk about reading to a bunch of kids. You
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  Speaker 3: can't picture me doing that reading?
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  Speaker 2: Shut off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So, mister Spencer text me your new podcast is
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  Speaker 1: legit crazy. I got to hear that audio clip that
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  Speaker 1: was censored, which everybody's asking me for that.
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  Speaker 3: I really wanted to hear that.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought, I don't think we can do it.
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  Speaker 1: When's the next one. I was telling Chase about it
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  Speaker 1: today at lunch. Chase is the second grade teacher who
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  Speaker 1: was also a great teacher. I'm sitting there the other
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  Speaker 1: night and I'm thinking, oh my god, my elementary school
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  Speaker 1: teachers are listening to this podcast about me sitting around
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  Speaker 1: and smoking marijuana.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's just it just makes me feel weird. However,
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  Speaker 2: I mean them feel like a failure. I'm sure. He
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  Speaker 2: says that Bob guy is quite the character.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a lot of that too. That guy
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  Speaker 1: is weird. And I said this earlier to him.
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  Speaker 2: Love Bob.
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  Speaker 1: We can talk about this because he was on the
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  Speaker 1: first episode. He fucking loved it. He thought it was hilarious, which,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, after we recorded this episode two days later,
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  Speaker 1: he was like, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know, I don't think I can be on it.
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  Speaker 2: The more I thought about it, I think you should
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  Speaker 2: delete that episode.
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  Speaker 5: You're on it?
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  Speaker 1: Literally Yeah, And I was just like, I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna post it anywhere. Yeah, So he annoyed me
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  Speaker 1: the whole time about it. But I said to him
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  Speaker 1: an hour ago, I said, the funny thing is, we
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  Speaker 1: can bust on Bob all we want on this episode
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  Speaker 1: because he was in the first episode.
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  Speaker 2: He's not going to listen to this one to the next.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna listen to the next one that he's guess wrong,
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  Speaker 1: Bob will be the next one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna be checked out till whenever we allow him.
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  Speaker 3: Bob holder on it again, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And it sucks because I love Bob, I really do,
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  Speaker 1: and I'd love to get his perspective.
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  Speaker 3: He's funny, he is, he's got He's very passionate about
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  Speaker 3: his opinions. Okay, and here's what I'll say about Bob's opinions.
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  Speaker 3: My opinion about Bob's opinions, they're wholly his. They're not
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  Speaker 3: influenced by fact, by news, by any outside source. He
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  Speaker 3: just he does make them on his own. So you
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  Speaker 3: got to give him some price. You know, he thinks
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  Speaker 3: for himself. He does a lot of it.
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  Speaker 2: He's not he's not.
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  Speaker 5: He doesn't have to like adhere to fact like we do.
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  Speaker 5: Like the rest of the the rest of the people like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, we were beholden to like the truth, not Bob.
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  Speaker 3: Bob well, you know, he was all worried. He was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm worried about my my, my image.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah a show.
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  Speaker 3: You know, he was doing a lot of that, and uh,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I just wish that the stigma would go
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  Speaker 3: away about what do you mean it's just older people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's good for you. It makes everything better. You know,
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  Speaker 3: there's a lot of actors, celebrities coming out. They don't
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  Speaker 3: care anymore. This is what I do for fun, is
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  Speaker 3: what makes me feel happy. But here, here's my whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: What happened with the Olympics recently. There was that one
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  Speaker 3: one woman that was stuck in a different country for Brittany.
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  Speaker 2: That's horrible. Who else was like chastise about it?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Michael Felkes felt Michael like, wait a minute, don't you,
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  Speaker 3: Tyler know Michael Phelps?
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  Speaker 2: I would I know him.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if he would not, I wouldn't say
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  Speaker 5: we what happened, Tyler?
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  Speaker 2: I swam I swam him against them.
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  Speaker 5: My friend Marco was in in the car and Phelps
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  Speaker 5: came back to Marco's house for like we were at,
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  Speaker 5: you know, having some fun.
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  Speaker 3: We went to dinner, We got a couple of drinks.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I was feeling it, feeling pretty good, feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Like, uh, confident.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I would say maybe pretty aerodynamic, all right.
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  Speaker 2: And I see that I challenged him a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of the swim race.
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  Speaker 3: He before he got in trouble or whatever it was.
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  Speaker 2: After he got in trouble. After what did he get
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  Speaker 2: in trouble for? He was in a picture with a bong.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody took a photo with smoking.
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  Speaker 2: I was in like the fourth grade. I feel like
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  Speaker 2: when I was Spencer on which, by the way, here's
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  Speaker 2: my opinion on it.
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  Speaker 5: If it's a performance enhancing drugs, I get it, okay.
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  Speaker 5: But if you just won every gold medal and he smoking,
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  Speaker 5: You're like, well, it must not be that bad. It's
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  Speaker 5: the greatest swimmer of all time, like the lung capacity.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine smoking weed with Michael Phelps?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd lose. So back to the point, Yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: happened with the race?
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  Speaker 5: And I'm not going to say that he didn't He
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  Speaker 5: wasn't training for this moment and I hadn't been training.
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  Speaker 2: I would say he snuck up on me.
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  Speaker 3: He called me off car, so we beat you narrowly.
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  Speaker 3: How much of a head start did you get?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, if I'm being honest, it was the Olympic sized pool.
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  Speaker 5: He gave me a head start a length of the
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  Speaker 5: pool and halfway back before he started.
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  Speaker 3: It was impressive. Yeah, were you drinking?
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  Speaker 2: We might have been. Yeah, we might have been.
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  Speaker 3: I was just trying to see what state you were
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  Speaker 3: in when you raced. Michael felt, Okay, what a story
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  Speaker 3: do you tell?
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  Speaker 5: I do tell people everybody everywhere you go, because I
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  Speaker 5: don't think it's a flex. I don't think it's a flex.
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  Speaker 5: He was very nice, very cool. Another side note of
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  Speaker 5: this story. He was in Leigh Valley, right. We went
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  Speaker 5: out to a restaurant Eastern I forget which one, and
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  Speaker 5: the host at the restaurant was in college and she
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  Speaker 5: was studying physiology or maybe human anatomy or something I think,
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  Speaker 5: and I don't remember the class, but felt he was
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  Speaker 5: on the cover of this text that her college textbook, right,
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  Speaker 5: and she's like studying and he walked over, he saw
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  Speaker 5: he was on the cover, and he was like, what's
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  Speaker 5: who's on the cover of that?
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  Speaker 2: And she like saw it.
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  Speaker 3: She was like and he signed, oh, that's her cool
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  Speaker 3: cover of the thing.
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  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 5: It's pretty cool. Yeah, which she probably didn't get money
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  Speaker 5: back for the That probably happens to you a lot,
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  Speaker 5: right me being on the cover of a textbook, I
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  Speaker 5: hope not.
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  Speaker 3: I do not want to know what that book could
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  Speaker 3: possibly be about. I mean just signing autographs. No, I
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  Speaker 3: don't sign. I don't sign any Michael, but like your
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  Speaker 3: thing better.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Phelps got like canceled in two thousand and eight
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  Speaker 1: or whatever for having a bong.
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  Speaker 2: In this picture. Is that what it was?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I canceled. It wasn't it was pretty canceled. He
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  Speaker 5: he had got in trouble. I don't think he wasn't
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  Speaker 5: like banned from water.
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  Speaker 2: From water, you can't swim anymore.
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  Speaker 3: On only doggy paddle for you going forward?
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  Speaker 1: You can't swim anymore, dude, I just got board.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to my new effects now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll haunt that.
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  Speaker 2: That'll that can mess with people.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Joel, what's your what's your favorite car dealership from the past?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you know, if I had to pick one, i'd pick.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: That's not what I wanted you to do. I wanted
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: you just say in.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: That creepy voice, Oh, Okay, I'm pressing all the wrong buttons.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Shure.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: Hey, Joe, can you try to do the jingle though?
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: And you're like a high pitch? Can you try to
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: do the Rothrock ch.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: No, you didn't.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: You didn't do it.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: There you go that.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: We want do the whole thing though, you and with
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: roth Rock.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Do we explain what this podcast does and what we
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: do on it? Yeah? Why don't you do that? We
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: uh serve up.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Some questions to each other. Joel and I write about
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: four questions for each other, and then our guest, whoever
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: it is today.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: It is Tyler Rothrock, comedian and overall nice guy.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: He's like a B rating he's like a good beat.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Ye get me in the next grade.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: But we asked questions and then their topic starters and
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: we head off there.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: So, Joe, are you gonna go first?
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go first. Let's go there we go.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Question number one, So, which US state is farthest west?
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: My guess right off the bat? Hawaii?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Why it is not Hawaii?
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Why is it not Hawaii? Why not?
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: That's a whole different explanation. We're not even right. First
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: of all, the earth is flat?
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Oh great, I was hoping you were a fly. I've
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: been wanting to talk about this all right.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: So here I'll give you a hint.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Oh Alaska?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Is it Alaska? Very good? Very good, very good? Man.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I thought Hawaii was like way further out in the ocean.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Then you see that guy's he's on TikTok, You're on TikTok.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't make them, but I watch them. I'm
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: forty in an adult.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: So so yes, No, he's sailing with his cat to
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Whai from I did.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: See, actually see this is a funny thing.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Me and Tyler saw it, and then Becker saw it
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: three weeks later because he watched it on reels Facebook.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, watched it on Entertainment tonight or something tonight.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Question two, Okay, here's another fun question drunk on trivia.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: What is a shot of liquor and ounces in the
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: United States?
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: How many ounces is a shot? Is it five?
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: No?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Jesus, I wish who is it? One? One ounce?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, So there's a I've discovered that there's a I
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: got called out in my trivia. I guess that is
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I got called out. He's having five ounces of vodka,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: So I guess I could give it to you for
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: one ounce. However, I learned a few things this week
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: about shots.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: One point five. One point five.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Is considered a perfect shot because the double is three ounces.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: I would say five ounces is a more perfect shot
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: than I would It depends on what you know. You're
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: trying to go to jail.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: For that, Yeah, exactly. Question three?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, so middle school biology? What molecule carries genetic information?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Oh man, when you hear the answer to this, it's
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, what the.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Information? What molecule carries genetic information? You know?
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I really liked that stuff in school too. Yeah, and
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I actually don't have a fucking clue you really like
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: genetic information? No, no, no, I like that that science.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I could give a fuck. It's so boring to me.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I struggled, molecule can you give me? Are there any
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: chance like choices? You know, I'm trying to think of, like.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: What molecule carries genetic information? Do you do? You know anything?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: What do you get?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Where do you get your genetic information from?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Tyler got twenty three in me? Twenty three in me?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Not anymore than just filed for bankruptcy?
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, throw a hint out.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I don't really know how to give it. What letter
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: does it start with?
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: First of all, you should be able to ask. You
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: should be able to ask the trivia question. If you
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: can't give a hint, what's mitochondria? That's a powerhouse of
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: the cell. I remember that?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: So I was, I'm on track.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: No, you're not not at all part of a molecule, right,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: isn't that how plants grow?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: That's photosynthesis?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus Christ, we're covering all the bases of science
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: that all right?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Do you want the answer? Yeah? Okay, So the answer
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: is DNA the molecule.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: A molecule? Is that on the periodic table?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: DNA? Does it have to be? I don't know, I.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Don't get Wait, what was the question again?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: What's Oh? I thought you said? What? What? Like?
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: What's the acronym? DNA stand for? I know, nuggets anonymous?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: DNA is a molecule because it's a chemical compound made
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: up of atoms bounded together.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I thought, So, what's the answer again, DNA? That's right?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Question four? Twenty? What? Okay? What's nine times six? You
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: should have a time period? Come on, I'm good. Twenty seven?
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, no, no, no.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, nine times sixty seventy two, seventy two. Sorry
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: you guys. Wait, hold that's still wrong.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, sixty three sixty three still wrong.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Use your fingers in your toes nine. Let me go back.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: It's fifty four for crying out loud.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: I know these.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: I know the I'm so good, I'm so good at man.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was so good. Holy shit, holy shit.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I love how confident was the first. So confident he
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: thought he knew that's two hundred and five. I thought
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I had it.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: See this is so funny because I know my fourth
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: grade teacher is listening to this podcast now.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Dude, Like I said, best teacher I ever had.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: If I think back to the best teachers I had,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: he's definitely on the list.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: We used to play this multiple what did he teach you? Well,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I mean I did shape you.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, never mind, I shouldn't ship.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't ship. Yeah, don't ship, stop ship. Any teachers do.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: A good teacher. You can't beat a good teacher. No.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: We used to play this game called multiplication basketball, where
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: he would like take a soccer ball, you know, and
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: it has the white squares and the black squares on
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: it and he would chuck it at you and your
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: thumbs landed on there was numbers on all the white squares,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: and when he threw the ball, you would put your
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: thumbs on the numbers and you had to do like
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: that multiplication, gotcha question before you could throw the basketball? Multiplication?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Basketball? Shit? This so fun? Did you know nine times six?
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Would you have known that? And here's the thing. If
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: somebody want to ask me what's nine times six?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I'd be able to figure it out, probably, but I'd
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: sit here in silence for two minutes before I would
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: say anything.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Not like you. You're right two hundred and five.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Wait, let's just circle back to the two answers that
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: you gave. First, okay, nine times six? Your first one
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: was twenty seven. I don't want to circle back.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: And then the second one was greater than it possibly
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: could have been.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Seventy two. Yeah it was, he said, seventy two?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Could I be seventy two when seven wasn't even I know?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I'd tried.
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: Trivia. Man, It's like the universe asking us questions, you know, Yeah,
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: the Blazing Confused podcast.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: It's your turn, question number one here that's for you,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: And so is this question?
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: In twenty twenty four, door h reported a total gross
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: order value of eighty point one billion dollars. What was
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: the average annual spending per user on the platform? So
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: people like you average annual per year?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: There are twelve months in a year.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, I thought maybe your math was still
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: really we're.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Going back to that. Yeah, so is it a one thousand?
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: So how much does average user use per year on
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: door dash one thousand, fifteen hundred, two thousand, or twenty
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: five hundred bucks.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Uh, give me the choices one more time.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: One thousand, fifteen hundred, two thousand, or twenty five hundred.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I would say two thousand. No, it's wrong, fifteen hundred dollars.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I haven't doordashed in a very long time, all right.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I used to have a door dash problem. I used
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: to do it.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: If you do it, the worst part is is that
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: these places you orders from, like down the road.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Now I get it, because you have to do the
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: whole thing. You got to get your to do the
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: whole there's a whole thing. You walk four flights of
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: stairs down. That's probably the biggest, the big thing, the
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: biggest hurdle, the steps.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I have a dog, I'm taking that thing.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: They don't bring it to his door though, he has
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: to go downstairs and pick it up. Y, right.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: So I have to go downstairs and pick it up.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: It's like, while you're down there, you might as well
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: get in your car and go up the road.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Anything else? You really showing your age here today? Huh? Wow?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Back at my day?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, back in my day, we took the horse and
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: bugget to McDonald's.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I get it all.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Right, Next question yeah, yeah, wow, look at once to
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: change the subject.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: Question two?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Oh? Wait, is this question two or three? No? Did
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: you actually? Two?
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Guys? Jesus, guys, what are we doing here? In twenty fifteen,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: a popular men's magazine made headlines by removing a key
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: element that contributed to its success. Oh, it was the
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: name of the magazine. And what specific thing did it remove?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Sports Illustrated And it's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Wrong?
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Wrong, I thought they got rid of this. They took
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: something out of the title.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Is that we're saying.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: No, he's on the right track, and it was Playboy.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: They got rid of the nudity, they did. They made
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: it into an actual, just regular magazine for real. Yeah,
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: but it only lasted about.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Till two thousand and seven because you had to describe
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: what the naked woman looked like through words.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, less erotic.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Basically the problem was is that internet porn was like king,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: you know, and yeah, they tried that but it didn't
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: really work out.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: So he was buying a Playboy anymore.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I know, do you remember those from childhood? Yeah, he's well, no,
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I know, I was looking directly at him. I didn't
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: have to ask. Yeah, but no, you were born in
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: what nineteen ninety nine, ninety eight, ninety eight.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Ninety eight.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: My recollection of Playboy back in the day is that
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: growing up, the barber that my dad used to take
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: me to had a fucking stack of Playboys in his
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: waiting room, and me, as like a five six year
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: old kid, would go and like flip through these magazines.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: It'd be like whoa, I thought, wowow.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Man put like a highlights magazine around it so I
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: could like look at it the other side and.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Getting bricked up.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Before I go.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: On that note, should we go to.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Question I think question three.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Bricked out the man before I get a haircut. Look
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: at really really funny to be bricked.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Use it a sentence please.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Next question, what rock musician brought bought the letter oh
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: and the Hollywood sign during a nineteen seventy eight restoration campaign.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, I just heard about it in nineteen seventy eight.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: What rock musician bought the letter oh in the Hollywood
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: sign during a nineteen seventy eight restoration campaign? Would you
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: like some options because I can give you a multiple choice,
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: or do you want to try to fish this one out? Clues?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Do you have any clues? How much was it sold for?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Twenty seven thousand dollars?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: That's not a lot and too in nineteen seventy eight.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: True, So the Hollywood sign used to say Hollywood Land.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I got a TikTok about this, and it was only
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: it was like a marketing thing and it was only
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: supposed to be up for like a couple months, and
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: then they just never took it down. And then I
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: think in the twenties they got rid of land in Hollywood.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Then I this TikTok went on to say that it
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: fell apart then and then there was a whole reservation shambles.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: There was a restoration process led by.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Like it was literally falling down the hill, Like it
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: was that bad yeah, who knew. I didn't know that,
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: and people were like, this is Ollywood, Like, yeah, let's
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: fix this, you know what I mean. So some some
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: person kind of spearheaded, give me the choices, all right.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: A David Bowie nineteen seventy eight. Keep that in mind, okay,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: A David Bowie, b Alice Cooper, CEE, Ozzy Osbourne, Jesus
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: or d Gene Simmons. Okay, I think it's David Bowie.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Wrong.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I think it would be Ozzy was actually Alice Cooper.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Alice Cooper.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the seventy fifth anniversary of Hollywood that year,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: and it was very like, you know, sad seeing that
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: thing up on the hill, just kind of in shambles. So,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: like I guess, Alice Cooper was really interested in getting
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: it going again. And he bought the o in in
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: honor of his friend Grouchow, you know, Groucho Marx, and
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: he died like right before then, so he bought that
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: for his friend. They did that, and then a bunch
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: of other celebrities, including Hugh Hefner, bought letters to a resort.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: That's who I imagine buying your friend twenty seven thousand
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: dollars letter and only to find out he's already dead.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: You're like, he's.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: What what am I gonna do with this letter?
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Why did anybody tell me? Question? For twenty? What? Okay?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: My final question? All right?
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Before becoming the mascot of Chuck E Cheese, the character
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: originally appeared under a different name in the restaurant's first incarnation.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: What was Chucky Cheese's original name? Was it a Munchie
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: the Muncher? Was it b Rick the Rat, ce, Charles
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: the Chucker or d Jasper t Jowls? Can I how
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: many of these did you make up? I'm not telling you.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: What was the first one?
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Munchie the Muncher, Rick the Rat?
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I hope it's that, Charles the.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Chucker or Jasper t Jows? What's Chuck E Cheese's original name?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Jasper Teachers.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: It was Rick the Rat, Yes, the one you're hoping for? Hell, Yes,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: that was just the first the rat? Yeah, Rick the Rat?
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Will kids love you?
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Kind of glad they changed the.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Welcome to Sparker debate where Becker and Joel turn one topic.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: You're doing all out puff puff pass off.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Let's see who burns out first.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I found the story of this girl that
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: goes to Northeastern University and.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a very generic college, is it? I don't
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: know about a certain part of the country. Which one,
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: sorry college you go to?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I go to the Northeastern one. Northeastern University. No, that's
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: supposed to be like one of the prestigious schools.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Where's exactly is it? Well? I don't know how else
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: to describe it. Now, you're southwest right now?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Anyway, So this girl goes to college, right, this is
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: spark debate over the use of AI in college classes.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: She caught her teacher using chat GPT. It doesn't specify
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: with how this teacher was using chat GPT, but she
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: demanded that she get her money back for this class,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: and the college gave her eight thousand dollars back. Interesting, right, Yeah,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: but I want to know how the teacher was using it.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: It says he admitted to using tools like chatbt to
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: create class content. This was in contrast to the course
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: policy that discouraged students from using AI in their assignments.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: How pissed was he, She said that shut the fuck up,
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: you're being I think that teacher should kind of be
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: like worried about using it because eventually that's going to
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: take his job.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think that an artificial intelligence is going to
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: replace a college profession.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Well, instead of the teacher like looking up his own content,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: he's asking a computer for it. About a question you
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: just asked, If the teacher is using it, why wouldn't.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: It what I think happened.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I think that this guy was using chat shoopt to
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: like rewrite like study guides and shit, you know, lesson
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: planned stuff like that.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: I guess there's a lot of speculation. What class is it?
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: If it's like math theory, then probably it's not good.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: What class is it? I don't know, let me ask chatopt.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: My friend's going through a breakup right now and he's
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: using chat gbt to talk to every night he talks
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: to chat gbt's like, she said this and this. What
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: do you think about that?
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Chat Gbt's like, you do have to hear people out,
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: but I think she's in the wrong dude, chat tbt
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: said this, It's like, all right, man, let's talk to people.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Pretty crazy, but it also sounds like you two are
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: you know, the classic example of old men that don't
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: want to embrace new technology.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: I love how we're scared of artificial sweetener, but we're
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: like that dude and tell her that's fine. Let him
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: hook it up. Everybody knows like the sweet and low, No,
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: that'll give you cancer. But artificial intelligence, we just like
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: hook it up. It should be good for us.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: All.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the professor was teaching a course on organizational behavior.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Well I don't I guess yeah, I like organizing shit.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: I also think a lot of college courses probably don't
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: really mean anything. That organizational theory class like an elective class.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I took bowling as an elective. Is you really yeah?
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Is that a joke?
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: No, that's true, That's that's fact. And look at them now,
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: look at me now. But what's the consensus? Are we
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: not happy about this teacher?
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: There wasn't much of a debate.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I do think it's interesting though, that she got eight
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars back when she demanded that she get money back.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love how.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I think that.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: The kicker too, is that the school, Northwestern University, was
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: very strict on the kids cannot use chat, sepet, their
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: personal assignments to do anything, you know, right, study guides,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: do whatever.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: The school was probably like chattebet. How much should we
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: give her back for knowing we use chatchebet and chatty music?
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: No more than eight thousand dollars each.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: High priority this stuff. Becker and Joel are upsessed point
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: right now, music, movie shows, snacks, whatever's blowing their little
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: stoner minds this week.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I drove like twenty five minutes to get a certain
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: snack the other night. I just wanted Welch's sugar free gummies.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: I looked on No, They're just like gummy candies. Yeah,
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: like fruit snacks, yeah, fruit snacks.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: And like I looked online and I'm like, where can
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I get these, like right now? And they were like
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Walgreens And then I went to Walgreens and they were out.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: But then there was another Walgreens across town. Did you
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: get a couple of bags?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: They only had one left Hot Commodity and they were like,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: we don't know when we're gonna get these again.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you talking about?
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: You have to do have a special order, do whatever
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: you need, man, I'll get dick for a fucking sugar
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: free I swear to.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: God, I really wanted it. We know, yeah, dude, you
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: know I pissed my ass off.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: I got cookie dough and it said, uh, chocolate chip
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: cookie dough, and it said on the package you can
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: said made with real chocolate. Isn't that How far have
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: we slid as a society that that is? Like you
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: have to say that, like what was it before? Like
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: what percent was it before?
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: It's like chocolate chip cookies have been not chocolate this
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: whole time.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Dude, I'm pissed. I'm pissed man. And also sugar free
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: like gummy bears.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Stop?
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: What are you doing? Why has it got to be
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: sugar free? It tastes trying to take it in less sugar.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I know we're going for all terrible for you know,
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: it's all chemical, no stop.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: But if you're going for a snack, just get the
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: good stuff. Man.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: How much sugar you think is in a dumb dumb
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, I love dumb dumbstum.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: This is the only reason why I quit vaping, which,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: by the way, I threw out my last vape.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I was hitting it once a day.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: It's a process, but I feel like I'm achieving what
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I wanted to now, So.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like you're over the first big, big hurdle.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: No, So I've been wearing the patch. I'm on my
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: second dosage of the patch now. It starts with twenty
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: one milligrams and then it goes down to fourteen, so
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I'm on the fourteen one now. And uh my doctor
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: said that it would naturally make me want to smoke
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: the vape less. So then I was smoking the vape
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: like once or twice a day, and every time I did,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I just felt like a pile of fucking garbage. So
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: it just motivated me to completely stop. You I throw it,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: but thanks. Dumb dumb lollipops.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Dumb dumbs are so every time that I felt the urge,
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: I'd be that's the whole thing.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Candy, the blue one.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, I go miscellaneous dude, Yeah I roll.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: But here's the problem with that though.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Then you get stuck with some shitty ones like name one,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Name one bubble gum fucking sucks it.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I want a dumb dumb, now go.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: My favorite dumb dumb is the root beer dumb dumb,
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: the er and the butterscotch, because yeah, it's like a
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: much older, older older I love you.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: This is what we should do. It's a miscellaneous let's
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: see if it fucking sucks or if it's a good one.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, the root beer is so good? Is
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: it orange? It's piss.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: The least favorite. Damn dude, did you guys hear about this?
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: This kid used his mom's credit card and bought seventy
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: thousand dumb dumbs and had him shipped to the house.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Wait what seventy thousand? Listen to this, let's learn something.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Dumb.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Dumb lollipops are owned and produced by this Spangler Candy Company,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: family owned business based in Brian, Ohio. Founded in nineteen
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: oh six by Arthur G. Spangler Spangler, the company has
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: remained under family leadership for four generations.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: No shit, no way, Oh he said, look like he's
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: done already. He's done that. True.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Oh remember that commercial years ago? Like how many licks?
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: But it's a different lollipop. Coincidentally, did that colocial make
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: you horny like it did me? How many licks? I'm like,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: shut up, shut up, I'm watching TV with my mom
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: right now. Have you ever bought something like when you
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: were in a different state, like if you were a
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: drunker you were stoned, not remember and then it'd like
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: get a notification the next or something in the mail.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Dude happened to me.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I bought a water cooler, did some investigating the next
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: day because I didn't remember. It turned out that I
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: had applied for a Visit Prime credit card. If I
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: got approved, I would get one hundred and fifty dollars
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: gift card to use on Amazon. So in my stupor,
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, it pays for the whole freaking
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: water cooler.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't I just reminded card You're losing money if.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: You now, I'm drowning in debt.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: So how's the cooler? Those and nice stuff? It's really good.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, hot water, room temperature, water or cold.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: How big is this? How big is it? It's about yay? Hi?
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: What kind of metric balances can we put in this thing?
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: You can load five gallons into her? Do you guys
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: remember the COVID nineteen pandemic.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: H yeah, five years ago. Yeah, I almost forgot about it.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Thanks for I did a lot of that, purchased like that,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: and during the COVID pandemic.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I think everybody else did too, because you know,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you couldn't go to the store to get it.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people were just doing blackout purchases.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I'd have like fifty oranges at my house, like
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: what the fuck things that we bought in a stupor.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I uh went to the beach years ago with like
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: my closest group of friends. One of my friends had
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: like a condo on wild Wood Crest. We would go
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: every year, and they had a balcony on this condo
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: and the birds were really bad. So they had this
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: like big statue of a owl with like the head
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: that would move on it with a spring. Yeah, and
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: that was like supposed to scare the birds off the balcony.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: So we got there and I was like, this is
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: the coolest fucking thing ever. Look at this owl. This
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: thing's fucking dope, because owls are cool, dude, they think
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: they are. They're cool animals. So I fucking ordered one
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: of these. You're chewing the time one is now? Yeah,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: So I ordered the owl on Amazon. For the longest time,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I had it in my apartment and I finally threw
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: it away.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got rid of it as of recently, like
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: in the last year.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I'd say I got rid of the owl because I
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: got tired of people being like, why the fuck you have.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: This random out sitting in your apartment.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: How about a copy uniform off yournet during COVID drunk?
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: I just a copy of year from just showed up
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: a house. I was like, did I sign up for
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: the force like a Halloween.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: No?
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: It was like an actual, like Hollywood grade, like you
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: ever wear that?
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: No?
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: I sent it back.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want to say in that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: I probably had a drunk idea for a sketch that
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: I was like, I need a cop outfit for and
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: then I like forgot that.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: It showed up and I was like, damn, dude, did
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: I did I change careers?
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: But no, I didn't. I couldn't be a cop.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: You thank god, because if you did, you wouldn't be here.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I would not what if this was just sting operage.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I just get drunk here for an hour because he's
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: like demanding alcohol. By the way, guys, I should have
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: said this earlier.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: You're on ever You're you're under arrest for some ship. Man,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know zaally what is sir?
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Rothrock got drunk at that podcast again, dude, thanks so
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: much for being on our podcast.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Was so fun.
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I'm being get quite blazed, but I got blitzed and
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: you got a little confused, right.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: I'm confused on how bad at math a man of
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: your age and success could be.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: You're not under a bridge and like it's the early days, Tyler.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: That's just fun.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Thank you guys for having come see Me Do Stand
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Up June and twenty eighth at the Godfrey Daniels in Bethlehem.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: It's your first tape special.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Right, first taped on VHS tapes. All right, I'm gonna
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: get out of here. I think are you really putting
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: it on film? We know thatunds like a drawing out
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: for some people.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Probably one hundred thousand.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Dollars to do. It's probably very expensive.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: And there aren't a one hundred thousand people with VHS
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: no or that will see me Do Stand Up? Yeah,
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: more importantly no, but definitely check Tyler Rothrock out. Where
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: can they find you on social media?
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Tyler?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Tyler Rothrock on everything, Tyler roth.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: You're the best.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: We appreciate you being here the Blaze and Confused podcasts.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I think we're done, right.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I think we're done. All right, Let's I want to
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: go take a nap. What are you doing to do.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Probably a show, but we'll see how that goes. I
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: think it's gonna be a no show.
• 40:51
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