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A Slasher to Be Thankful For: Thanksgiving - Xenomania 48 · Xenomania

• 0:15
  Kearns: Why not scotch?
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  Ryan: it's a auburn
• 0:18
  Kearns: not listen YouTube.
• 0:20
  It's not scotch, it's cranberry juice.
• 0:22
  He has a UTI.
• 0:24
  Okay.
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  Ryan: I love cranberry juice too.
• 0:28
  But no, this is, uh, Arizona raspberry iced tea.
• 0:31
  Delicious.
• 0:32
  I prefer
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  Kearns: It's the new Mountain Dew flavor.
• 0:35
  Arizona Raspberry iced tea.
• 0:39
  Ryan: Man.
• 0:40
  Imagine
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  Kearns: You are never gonna outrun that one.
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  Ryan: Mix this
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  Jon: hot.
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  Ryan: That would be, I would try it.
• 0:46
  I I'm not gonna try the Baja Pie though.
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  I'm not trying that,
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  Kearns: I can't handle that.
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  Ryan: catastrophe.
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  But
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  Kearns: Imagine what that'll do to your pancreas.
• 0:56
  Ryan: I, some of the food that was served in this film is questionable
• 1:01
  too, especially at the Last Supper.
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  And for all.
• 1:05
  Kearns: film is that?
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  Ryan: off, happy Thanksgiving.
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  All you Xeno maniacs out there listening, watching.
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  'cause thi this episode is airing on Thanksgiving, ironically,
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  Kearns: Argue with your drunk uncle.
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  Great.
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  Get the cranberry sauce.
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  It's time.
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  It's time for some good family.
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  Fun.
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  Jon: The best holiday.
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  Ryan: so that's fine.
• 1:27
  Jon: The best holiday.
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  Ryan: It's the best
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  Kearns: It's the nappies.
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  Yeah.
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  Jon: They,
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  Kearns: Holiday,
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  Jon: I, well, I mean, yeah, think about it.
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  It has everything that a good holiday should have.
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  Kearns: rest,
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  Jon: Lots and lots of food, football, and an app
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  Kearns: and a nap.
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  Yeah.
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  Jon: state.
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  It's it.
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  Kearns: member chosen as the sacrifice to
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  to
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: prepare everything.
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  Unfortunately.
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  Ryan: in Festivus.
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  I, oh, sorry.
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  Wrong holiday.
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  Jon: It's, you know, it's state sponsored gluttony
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  Ryan: but we accept.
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  Jon: and you can't go, you can't go wrong there.
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  Mom's not gonna tell you you can't eat an eighth.
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  Helping of mashed potatoes.
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  Kearns: I don't think my mom ever would've told me that, to
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  Ryan: Uh,
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  Kearns: honest.
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  Ryan: bring me the green bean casserole, cornbread casserole,
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  Kearns: that's it.
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  Ryan: sweet potatoes with the marshmallows.
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  I, I expect that
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  Kearns: I don't like candy dms.
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  I never eat the candy dms.
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  Yeah, I'm a weirdo.
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  I don't like sweet on my plate.
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  On Thanksgiving, I don't do cranberry sauce either.
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  Gimme gravy instead.
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  Jon: No, I don't do cranberry sauce either.
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  Gravy and stuffing.
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  Ryan: a cranberry
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  Kearns: she demon in my house just screamed blasphemy across the room.
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  Ryan: She's like, I'm making cranberry sauce this year.
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  Kearns: likes the sweet.
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  When my wife was pregnant with our first spawn, she sat down in the morning
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  at like nine in the morning with all the leftovers, and she loaded a plate
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  that was like this big, this high.
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  And the thing about it that freaked me out was that she didn't heat it up.
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  just sat there and fed on it
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  for like 45 minutes.
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  Ryan: you know what that reminds me?
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  That reminds me of a classic film called Bring
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  Jon: That's okay.
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  Ryan: Like just the
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  Kearns: It doesn't remind me anything of ringer back.
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  Ryan: like at the
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  Kearns: Oh, okay.
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  Ryan: it there, but there's a lot of shoveling in this film and we
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  are talking about Thanksgiving, ladies and gentlemen, Eli Roth.
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  Kearns: shoveling.
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  There's no shoveling.
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  But I like the transition one grave is dug in this film.
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  Jon: Nope, nope.
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  Kearns: Alright, I love you
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  Jon: No shovel, no shoveling in Thanksgiving.
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  Kearns: This movie, came highly recommended by you.
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  Ryan's like plowing through the transition.
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  Like, get to it guys, so we're gonna do it.
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  and he's right.
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  Uh, they've been talking to me about this movie for a while
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  now, and was not excited.
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  I don't get excited for Slashers, period.
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  I just wasn't excited.
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  Valentine's Day.
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  I wasn't excited for any of 'em, just not my thing.
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  I like them when I start watching them.
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  I like them.
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  This was one of my favorite slashers that I've ever seen.
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  Ryan: it's like the generation, well, the years, 'cause like you and Jada are like
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  a month apart and she feels the same vibe.
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  It's like that
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  Ryan: December and January, you're like, I don't know about slasher films here.
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  Jon: Implying
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  Kearns: Here's a
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  Jon: is Thanksgiving.
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  A menstrual movie
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  Kearns: was gonna say that I have my time of the month.
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  Ryan: No, no, no, no,
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  Kearns: I'm glad that
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  Jon: is Menzie.
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  Kearns: I are synced up though.
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  Jon: Your cycles are the same.
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  Ryan: I feel like this movie, the reason why this slasher works,
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  John, you're still okay?
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  I thought we lost you there.
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  You froze up there for a
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  Jon: No, I did freeze for a minute there.
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  You guys froze and it was awesome.
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  It was, it was wonderful.
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  Kearns: for the flow and the banter.
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  Jon: I love when it freezes when Kearns is in the middle
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  of like some weird face, like,
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  Ryan: I
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  Ryan: a minute.
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  He's in the labyrinth, the matrix.
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  Jon: so for, so for
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  Kearns: next in the morning.
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  Jon: a split second, I thought he was having a stroke and I wasn't frozen and
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  Ryan: scared the other day.
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  I was like, I smell something burning.
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  Jada's like I don't, and I'm like, oh God, it's, it's happening.
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  Kearns: It happening.
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  It's
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  Jon: Oh
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  Ryan: but it's happening.
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  Jon: no,
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  Kearns: trick is for that?
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  Jon: just burning tote
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  Kearns: listeners?
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  Yeah.
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  Just burning to it.
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  Do you know those middle aged listeners?
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  The trick is to, if you don't know this trick, then I guess you're just gonna die.
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  But.
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  you stick your tongue out and do the, the roll.
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  you can roll your tongue, you're not having a stroke.
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  Jon: that way.
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  Kearns: Doctor, if you, you can roll your tongue.
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  You're not having a stroke.
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  Ryan: I'm good.
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  Kearns: I'm getting, eh, just roll your tongue.
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  It'll make you feel better.
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  You're right.
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  Well, you know what's funny?
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  This is what marriage is about.
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  She said, you're right.
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  But there was the whole lead up, like, you're an idiot.
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  Ryan: there a little sarcasm thrown into it?
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  Kearns: Oh,
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  Ryan: No,
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  Jon: Because, when you're married, even when you're right, you're an idiot.
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  Kearns: I mean, fair.
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  Oh, the tongue is asymmetrical.
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  We're getting into geometry.
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  We're gonna, we're gonna move on.
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  We're gonna
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  Ryan: English pe.
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  I mean, we're not math people.
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  We're English people here.
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  Kearns: englishy folk.
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  Jon: Definitely not an anatomy.
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  Kearns: Let's hit, um,
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  Ryan: 50
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  Kearns: let's hit the cast.
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  The cast of the movie.
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  Who are the notable names?
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  Patrick mcd.
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  Dreamy.
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  And that's it.
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  Ryan: I am Addison Ray.
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  Jon: I mean, Gina Shan's in there for a minute.
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  Kearns: is.
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  That's Addison Ray, the singer,
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  the porn star.
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  Ryan: yes.
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  All the above.
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  I was like, it's gotta be one of those two things.
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  Jon: I'm gonna go with the singer.
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  It's probably the singer.
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  Kearns: I know there's a popular one out there now, like a new
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  Christina Aguilera ish person.
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  that Addison Ray?
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  Ryan: I don't know.
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  Uh,
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  Kearns: It gets naked, oiled up, runs around singing and dancing on the stage.
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  Ryan: um,
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  Jon: I mean, that could be just about anybody.
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  Ryan: much.
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  Jon: I.
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  Kearns: Is there a new Ariana Grande style person?
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  Is.
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  Ryan: so out of it with it.
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  I mean, I just saw a Judas priest and Alice Cooper, and I'm
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  Kearns: right, so none of us, we're all, we're all too old and
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  also not creepy enough to know about the newest pop star, so
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  Jon: No.
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  Kearns: K-Pop Demon hunters is about as in tune to pop as I am, but
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  Jon: Nope.
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  Kearns: Ray is in this movie, apparently.
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  Cool.
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  Jon: is.
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  She is.
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  She's Gabby.
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  Kearns: Ga,
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  Ryan: is it for luck
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  Jon: Who?
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  Melver Lock.
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  Kearns: sorry, I had to mute to Burp
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  Ryan: or lock?
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  Um,
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  Jon: Ne
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  Kearns: Warlock.
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  Yeah, I was gonna say
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Ryan: Jessica,
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  Jon: I got you.
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  Ryan: amongst, yep.
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  Now,
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Kearns: it's
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  Jon: There.
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  Kearns: I'm such a, oh, Rick Hoffman, Gina Gershon.
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  Guys, we're really
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  Jon: I,
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  Kearns: here,
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  Jon: say, I say,
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  Kearns: out
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  Jon: no, no.
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  I, uh, I said, Gina Han,
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  I said her.
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  I said her.
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  I love her.
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  Kearns: Good on.
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  And she's in the movie for about 14 seconds and also happens to be like one
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  of the most pivotal pieces of the movie.
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Ryan: it's also, I feel like that's a rough death in the beginning the scalping
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  of the hair, the crunching of the carts.
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  The, I I
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  Kearns: Yeah,
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  Ryan: though, seeing it hurts a lot, but the mentality of it
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  hurts even more because it's like are savages on Black Friday
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  Kearns: yeah.
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  Ryan: I, don't know if you guys have been out on Black Friday.
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  I have,
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  Kearns: Oh yeah.
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  Ryan: It's, it's a nightmare.
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  Jon: I've been on both sides of that.
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  Kearns: Yeah, no, I agree.
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  Tim Dillon kind of brings that scene to a, not even a campy place, so
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  this is why I didn't care that she died or anybody gets hurt they do.
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  The arm break for Golden Boy's arm
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: is hilarious.
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  It breaks in like 16 spots when it gets stepped on or whatever.
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  That was hilarious.
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  And also Tim Dylan running away was as the security guard, was one of the
• 9:27
  funniest things that could have been like,
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: I get paid minimum wage.
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  I'm outta here.
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  Also doesn't get murdered in the movie
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: he's not there.
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  Oh no, he's like one of the first ones who gets murdered.
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Ryan: second.
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  Kearns: Yeah, he is the second
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  Jon: He is number two.
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  Kearns: remembered his head.
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  Ryan: cat fails to warn him.
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  That's why you can't.
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  Kearns: And that's when you realize that the murderer is like a decent person
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  because he feeds the cat on the way out.
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: He scores some points right there.
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  He's like, Aw, poor kitty.
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  Ryan: somewhat
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  Kearns: So.
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  Ryan: 50.
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  you know, we were talking about questions and I actually wanted
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  to ask you guys a question.
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  Is this a fun slasher to watch?
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  you get a lot of slashers recently and in recent times, I should
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  say, and they're very dreadful.
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  Um, meaning like the ambiance, the visuals, like hell fest.
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  I was excited for, and it's a decent slasher, but I didn't feel like
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  it held up to the hype while with Thanksgiving, like, as an audience
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  member, you're attracted to it.
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  You're a tentative towards it.
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  Kearns: So attractive.
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  It's the most attractive slasher.
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  Ryan: like my mind's like running on like the flash right now against Superman.
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  Kearns: That's the perfect word.
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  Choice.
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  I'm just being a schmuck.
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  Just thinking you couldn't have avoided that a schmuck.
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  Um, no, you're right.
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  It's, it is very engaging movie.
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  It's the, the humor carries it too.
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  It doesn't take itself seriously at
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: actually like a decent who done it.
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  Ryan: Okay,
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  Kearns: The kills are fun.
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  They have the right amount of gore, but they're fun.
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  But it's not a scary movie by any stretch of the imagination, nor is it a b movie.
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  It's kind of
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  Jon: No, no, it's, yeah, it's just right in that like, we're gonna make
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  a decent slasher movie and it's, you know, little who dundy a little fun,
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  a little lot of things and it works.
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  Ryan: the comedy in it.
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  Kearns: Yeah,
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  it doesn't work without.
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  Ryan: this, not to steal John shtick, but reading reviews for this film, a
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  lot of people didn't like the comedy.
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  They felt like it, made the tone uneven in some spots and I can get it.
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  Where seeing it from a film perspective where like, it's like
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  you feel dread at one moment and then it's like a comedy line.
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  You're like, should I laugh at this scene?
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  Should I not?
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  Jon: Yeah, but I, I kind of like that.
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  I, because it sort of intensifies both, like you get through the
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  scary part and then something funny happens and it makes the laugh a
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  little more significant, and then it goes back to something being scary.
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  And that's a little scarier because you were just laughing your ass off.
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  I like that at,
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  Ryan: no, I definitely
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  Kearns: Yeah, I guess like, um, Addison Ray's scene where she's jumping on the
• 12:21
  trampoline and getting knifed in the feet
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  Jon: mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: only part of the movie where I was like, oh.
• 12:26
  Ryan: Oh,
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  Jon: Yeah.
• 12:28
  Ryan: wanna know the original scene?
• 12:31
  So
• 12:32
  Jon: You know where that, do you know where that knife winds up?
• 12:35
  Ryan: it's,
• 12:36
  Kearns: Little evil, dead homage.
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  Ryan: much so, and it's very similar, the scene, but of course
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  to get it past the sensors and all that, they did it like this.
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  Jon: Yep.
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  Yep.
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  Kearns: I mean, I'm glad they cut it though.
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  You don't need it.
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  You don't, for this
• 12:53
  Jon: No, you don't need to do it
• 12:54
  Kearns: need that level.
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  Jon: like it in a,
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  Kearns: it
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  Jon: in a Grindhouse trailer.
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  It works because it's something that you would see in that type of movie, but
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  they did ultimately didn't make that type of movie, so you don't need to do it.
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  Ryan: some things though from the trailer.
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  Jon: Oh, yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Kearns: no beat, there's no missed goofy beat.
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  It's goofy in the chase scenes.
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  It's goofy.
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  When they're fighting and murdering, it's goofy.
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  The whole movie,
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: the, the comic relief characters.
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  There's like three of them.
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  There's, um, McCarty and the two Jocks.
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  Both jocks are idiots.
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  Ryan: I like
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: Now, McCarty is my favorite character in
• 13:34
  Jon: McCarty is the best.
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  I absolutely, absolutely right.
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  Kearns: that kid.
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  He's been here for four days.
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  He's been drinking white Zinfandel
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  Ryan: A Cardi,
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  Kearns: and then he gives him the Beretta, I think it was some form
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  of Beretta, some little handheld
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: machine.
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  He gives that to him.
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  Uh.
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  Just because he's like, yeah, survive long enough to give that back for free
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: of the game.
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  Good for you.
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  McCarty.
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  Ryan: speak.
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  And
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  Ryan: Yeah.
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  Do you have a game
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  Jon: of course, of course there's a game.
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  Of course, there's, is there ever not a game?
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  Is there ever not a game
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  Ryan: I, I got some
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  Jon: and.
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  Ryan: That's a keeper.
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  Cut, man.
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  Is that true?
• 14:25
  Jon: It is a keeper Cut.
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  And in the sort of spirit of the holiday, we're not doing all horror.
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  Kearns: Oh, sweet.
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  Jon: There is a, there is a theme.
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  Kearns: out swinging.
• 14:40
  Jon: They are Thanksgiving movies.
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  They are all Thanksgiving movies.
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  Yep.
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  So we,
• 14:47
  Kearns: guess the theme.
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  Jon: no, no, it was gonna,
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  Ryan: man.
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  Jon: when we get towards the end, it's gonna be dead.
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  It's gonna be dead.
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  Giveaway.
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  What this theme was, it is Thanksgiving movies.
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  So keep or cut son-in-law.
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  And remember it's gone forever.
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  If you cut it like it doesn't exist, you can never see it again.
• 15:09
  Kearns: Is that the Stone Cold fox that's in Sin City?
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  her, what's it?
• 15:17
  Jon: What's or what?
• 15:18
  Kearns: she was the woman in son-in-law.
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  wild.
• 15:22
  Ryan: I think that's
• 15:23
  Kearns: I don't know her name.
• 15:24
  just remember her talking to Mickey Ro with no shirt on.
• 15:28
  Ryan: That
• 15:29
  Kearns: Um,
• 15:31
  Ryan: Oh, no car.
• 15:32
  Kearns: she's,
• 15:34
  Ryan: Carla.
• 15:34
  G Carla Guino.
• 15:38
  Jon: Yeah.
• 15:39
  Gino.
• 15:39
  Yeah.
• 15:42
  Kearns: this is a hard one to start with, dude, because the nineties
• 15:45
  in me is like, keep it Of course.
• 15:47
  Keep
• 15:47
  Jon: Huh?
• 15:48
  Kearns: Sure Bra.
• 15:50
  Ryan: I,
• 15:51
  Jon: The weasel.
• 15:52
  Kearns: He was the king of the nineties.
• 15:55
  Nobody had a more undeserved, great run than Polly Shore in the nineties.
• 15:59
  Spring break alone was like an experience he did not deserve to have.
• 16:06
  Jon: He, he lived well for a few years there.
• 16:08
  Kearns: gonna cut it.
• 16:08
  I hate this.
• 16:10
  Jon: Ooh.
• 16:11
  Kearns: Yes, he did peak years too, like his peak timeframe to do it as well.
• 16:16
  Lucky
• 16:17
  Jon: Yep.
• 16:18
  All right, so we have one keep and one cut.
• 16:20
  Kearns: and there's the, judge.
• 16:22
  it's the other attorney from my cousin Vinny back there.
• 16:25
  I can recognize that face anywhere.
• 16:28
  Jon: Yep.
• 16:28
  Ryan: Um, oh, what's his
• 16:30
  Jon: All right.
• 16:30
  Ryan: in Louis and Clark.
• 16:34
  Kearns: Old wrinkled white guy.
• 16:36
  Number two.
• 16:37
  Jon: Older, wrinkled, like, yeah.
• 16:38
  Yeah.
• 16:39
  Kearns: Did
• 16:39
  Jon: All right.
• 16:40
  Kearns: cut it?
• 16:40
  Ryan
• 16:41
  Ryan: it.
• 16:41
  I
• 16:41
  Jon: kept it.
• 16:42
  Ryan: I
• 16:44
  Kearns: do too,
• 16:45
  Ryan: did.
• 16:46
  Jon: Movie two.
• 16:47
  Kearns: John's a savage.
• 16:50
  Jon: Zach and Mary.
• 16:54
  Kearns: I am cutting this one too.
• 16:56
  Ryan: never,
• 16:57
  Kearns: love this one, but it's like a forgettable movie.
• 17:00
  Ryan: forgettable.
• 17:01
  There's some good scenes in it, but, uh, because here's the thing.
• 17:06
  If he's a savage John, thinking about you being a savage, I'm gonna waste an
• 17:12
  opportunity because if planes, trains, and automobiles are on here, I'm keeping that.
• 17:17
  Kearns: That's, yeah,
• 17:18
  Ryan: and that's a Thanksgiving
• 17:19
  Kearns: I,
• 17:21
  I've
• 17:22
  Jon: It is a Thanksgiving movie.
• 17:23
  Kearns: like in minds.
• 17:25
  Jon: movie.
• 17:26
  Kearns: of big ones in mind.
• 17:28
  Ryan: Oh, it's
• 17:28
  Jon: I, I will tell you, I will tell you, I would 100% keep this
• 17:33
  movie just for the Craig Robinson scene in the coffee shop where he,
• 17:38
  where he talks about Black Friday.
• 17:40
  Kearns: good scene.
• 17:41
  Jon: We just for that scene.
• 17:42
  But I love this movie.
• 17:43
  I love Zach and Mary, but I have that, big Kevin Smith soft spot.
• 17:49
  So movie three
• 17:54
  Grumpy Old Men.
• 17:56
  Ryan: The first or the first one,
• 17:59
  Jon: first, the first.
• 18:01
  The first.
• 18:01
  Yeah,
• 18:02
  Kearns: First
• 18:03
  Jon: This was,
• 18:04
  Kearns: Grumpy.
• 18:05
  Your old man is awesome too, but
• 18:06
  Ryan: one's a classic.
• 18:08
  Kearns: oh, hold on.
• 18:08
  He put up the collection, so this is both,
• 18:11
  Ryan: you?
• 18:11
  Jon: it's
• 18:12
  Kearns: that back.
• 18:13
  That's what the
• 18:13
  Jon: we'll, alright, fine, fine, fine.
• 18:16
  Both, fine.
• 18:17
  Both o only one, I think only one of them has Thanksgiving ties.
• 18:21
  So, but yeah,
• 18:23
  Ryan: so
• 18:24
  Jon: fine.
• 18:24
  If, if you cut the, if you cut this collection, both grumpy old
• 18:30
  men movies are gone forever and so are Walter Mattau and Jack Lemon.
• 18:35
  You don't even get to keep them.
• 18:38
  Kearns: Not even in my memories.
• 18:40
  Jon: Nowhere,
• 18:41
  Kearns: their skin flakes that I
• 18:42
  Jon: nowhere they're, they're wiped from existence.
• 18:46
  If you cut grumpy old men,
• 18:50
  nothing they ever did happen.
• 18:51
  Kearns: I love this movie.
• 18:53
  Oh, stop it.
• 18:56
  Stop it.
• 18:56
  You're hurting.
• 18:57
  You're hurting me now.
• 18:58
  Ryan: on.
• 18:58
  So if I say
• 18:59
  Kearns: Uh
• 19:00
  Ryan: will be
• 19:00
  Kearns: oh.
• 19:01
  Ryan: If I say yes, this will be two.
• 19:04
  Jon: be two also.
• 19:05
  Ryan: technically three.
• 19:06
  Kearns: He counts as two films, you mean?
• 19:08
  Jon: No, no.
• 19:09
  It ca Ryan's Ryan has one keep and one cut.
• 19:12
  You have two cuts.
• 19:14
  Kearns: I might cut this too.
• 19:15
  This is a tough one to keep.
• 19:17
  Jon: Ooh.
• 19:18
  Ryan: Hmm.
• 19:20
  Jon: All right, gentlemen.
• 19:21
  Kearns: but this is another one where I could live, my
• 19:23
  life with never watching these
• 19:24
  Jon: Ooh,
• 19:25
  Kearns: gonna cut it.
• 19:29
  Jon: Ryan.
• 19:30
  Ryan: It was nice knowing you, Mr. Lemon and Mr. Mattau.
• 19:35
  Kearns: Yeah, you're cutting it too.
• 19:36
  Ryan: The show the.
• 19:38
  Kearns: the scene where math I was eating is enough to cut this movie.
• 19:40
  Actually,
• 19:41
  Jon: All right.
• 19:42
  I mean, things could get,
• 19:47
  that's a cut, Ryan.
• 19:48
  Ryan: is a cut.
• 19:49
  Yeah.
• 19:50
  Kearns: there's seven left and I have to keep five of them.
• 19:53
  Jon: No, there's, you have five left.
• 19:56
  You have to keep four.
• 19:58
  Kearns: Oh God.
• 19:59
  I didn't know that.
• 19:59
  I thought we were going outta 10.
• 20:01
  Jon: Nope, it's eight.
• 20:02
  It's always keeper.
• 20:03
  Keeper, keeper.
• 20:04
  Cut is all I Can we keep or cut Grumpy old men.
• 20:09
  Kearns: overestimate the amount of information I'm able to retain these days.
• 20:13
  Let's go.
• 20:15
  Jon: All right,
• 20:15
  Kearns: do we got?
• 20:17
  Jon: next.
• 20:17
  Ryan: Yeah, keep.
• 20:19
  Why are we,
• 20:20
  Kearns: are we waiting for?
• 20:22
  Ryan: It's so good.
• 20:24
  is a
• 20:25
  Kearns: Mickey gets hyped.
• 20:27
  I like when he slaps him in the face.
• 20:30
  Now some old bum did that and he'll kill you.
• 20:36
  Jon: I love Rumpy too.
• 20:37
  Kearns: 'cause they don't call, um, Adrian retarded in this one.
• 20:40
  They actually treat her like a human being,
• 20:42
  Jon: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:45
  When The reality is she's always the smarter of the two.
• 20:48
  Ryan: She's
• 20:49
  Kearns: Oh, easily.
• 20:50
  Way
• 20:50
  Jon: Yeah, she's just quiet and awkward.
• 20:53
  Kearns: Yep.
• 20:55
  Jon: Uh, all right.
• 20:56
  Ryan: That's such in the first film, that's such a hard scene where he
• 20:59
  is just like, yeah, the, the retard.
• 21:01
  And he's like, don't call her that.
• 21:03
  it's
• 21:04
  Jon: Yeah,
• 21:05
  Kearns: should take her to the zoos.
• 21:07
  Love the zoo.
• 21:08
  And then he takes.
• 21:09
  Ryan: I'm like, whatcha you doing rock?
• 21:11
  He's like, oh, you,
• 21:15
  Jon: I mean, Rocky loved the zoo too, so what are we saying?
• 21:19
  Kearns: Yeah, well that's part of why he gets mad 'cause
• 21:22
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 21:23
  Kearns: the zoo all the time to see the gorillas.
• 21:26
  Ryan: It's nothing wrong with
• 21:27
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 21:28
  Kearns: This movie is one of the only sequels that's ever like,
• 21:30
  more than lived up to the hype.
• 21:32
  But the
• 21:33
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 21:33
  Kearns: is a masterpiece.
• 21:35
  Jon: Yeah.
• 21:35
  Kearns: not about winning.
• 21:36
  It's, that's a movie about the struggle, man.
• 21:40
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 21:41
  Kearns: Rocky
• 21:41
  Jon: would say,
• 21:42
  Kearns: American experience or what we wish
• 21:44
  Jon: I,
• 21:44
  Kearns: experience was like.
• 21:45
  Ryan: Rocky
• 21:46
  Jon: I would say.
• 21:48
  Yep.
• 21:49
  I would say this about Rocky.
• 21:50
  Kearns: break.
• 21:52
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 21:53
  I, but I would say this about Rocky.
• 21:55
  Rocky One is by far the best of the movies, but they get more enjoyable
• 22:01
  up until the end of Rocky four.
• 22:03
  Ryan: Yes.
• 22:05
  Yes, I agree with that.
• 22:06
  Jon: Then e everything after Rocky four is a rough watch.
• 22:11
  Kearns: Agreed.
• 22:12
  Ryan: like Balboa?
• 22:15
  Jon: No, not particularly.
• 22:16
  Kearns: Always
• 22:17
  Jon: I mean it,
• 22:17
  Kearns: speech,
• 22:18
  Jon: yeah.
• 22:19
  Kearns: they have him fight Tarver in it, like,
• 22:21
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 22:23
  Kearns: who cared?
• 22:25
  Jon: yeah,
• 22:26
  Ryan: I did.
• 22:27
  Jon: yeah.
• 22:27
  I mean, it, it's better, it's better than fighting to Tommy
• 22:31
  Morrison, but Tommy the Duke.
• 22:35
  Ryan: that, that's a,
• 22:36
  Kearns: That was dumb.
• 22:38
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 22:39
  Kearns: Even Rocky five was kind of like, nobody liked it.
• 22:43
  It was the end of a franchise.
• 22:45
  It was a terrible end of a franchise.
• 22:47
  'cause they should have stopped after four.
• 22:49
  Jon: Yeah.
• 22:50
  Kearns: and three had its place in that four movie series too.
• 22:53
  Like three was good for what three was where
• 22:56
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 22:57
  Kearns: and he
• 22:57
  Jon: Yeah.
• 22:58
  Kearns: his podium and stuff.
• 22:59
  It needed to be there.
• 23:00
  That'd be,
• 23:00
  Ryan: Yep.
• 23:01
  Jon: Yep.
• 23:01
  Kearns: cartoonish
• 23:02
  Ryan: Three.
• 23:03
  Jon: Well, yeah.
• 23:04
  Ryan: right?
• 23:06
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 23:07
  Three's the
• 23:07
  Jon: Yep.
• 23:08
  Three.
• 23:09
  Three is the robot, you know?
• 23:10
  Yeah.
• 23:11
  Four's.
• 23:11
  The
• 23:11
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 23:12
  Jon: four's, the robot.
• 23:14
  Three's, three's, clubber, lang and thunder lips, like the two big
• 23:18
  opponents in it are cartoonish.
• 23:21
  So
• 23:23
  Kearns: yeah,
• 23:24
  Jon: you and the two, the two main antagonists are
• 23:27
  cartoonish, which like, yeah,
• 23:29
  Kearns: come over here and see a real man Adrian.
• 23:32
  Jon: I'll bust you up.
• 23:33
  Kearns: music video.
• 23:34
  Like, get your mama right.
• 23:38
  Love Mr. T.
• 23:39
  Ryan: the fool.
• 23:40
  Jon: Yeah,
• 23:41
  Kearns: All right.
• 23:42
  So definitely a keep easiest keep you've ever had is Rocky two.
• 23:46
  Jon: well, we'll see.
• 23:47
  They might get easier, which could be unfortunate.
• 23:50
  Next one, the big chill.
• 23:54
  Ryan: I've never seen it.
• 23:55
  So I'm gonna cut it.
• 23:58
  Jon: Ooh,
• 23:58
  Ryan: Is it
• 23:59
  Jon: you're missing,
• 23:59
  Kearns: at Young Jeff Goldblum.
• 24:01
  Jon: it's a little bit comedy.
• 24:03
  It's more drama like it, I love this movie.
• 24:05
  It's, it's complex, sir. It's
• 24:08
  Kearns: with the porn mustache there?
• 24:09
  Ryan: it down.
• 24:10
  Jon: I believe so.
• 24:11
  Kearns: This one's kind of like, um,
• 24:13
  Jon: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Kearns: uh, not the brothers McMullen.
• 24:15
  What's the other stupid movie with Sarah Jessica Parker in it.
• 24:20
  Family Stone It's
• 24:22
  Jon: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Kearns: that's like that kind of vibe, Ryan.
• 24:25
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 24:25
  Kearns: movie
• 24:26
  Ryan: a good,
• 24:27
  Kearns: with some laughs.
• 24:28
  Ryan: too.
• 24:28
  All right, I'll check it out.
• 24:30
  Kearns: I'm gonna cut this.
• 24:31
  I'm gonna keep the rest blindly and cut.
• 24:33
  This, the big chill is like the, dessert you don't want to have on Thanksgiving,
• 24:39
  Ryan: Wait, so how many
• 24:40
  Jon: I, I think you,
• 24:41
  Kearns: still good
• 24:42
  Jon: there are three left.
• 24:45
  You can keep you, you keep two and cut one.
• 24:48
  And Kerns is keeping everything that's left, which may or may not be good
• 24:53
  Ryan: on here.
• 24:57
  Jon: next.
• 24:59
  Kearns: I'm so happy right now with my two.
• 25:01
  You have no idea.
• 25:02
  Rocky two Incent of a woman.
• 25:04
  Ryan, when you were working with me, how many times would
• 25:07
  I go into his stupid speech?
• 25:09
  bad.
• 25:09
  Ryan: uh,
• 25:10
  Kearns: of bad bumps.
• 25:11
  That's what I say.
• 25:13
  Ryan: you know what, this'll be my third pick,
• 25:16
  Kearns: was younger.
• 25:16
  Ryan: gonna put cent of a woman on here.
• 25:18
  I love that movie.
• 25:19
  Kearns: You
• 25:20
  Jon: You're keeping it
• 25:21
  Kearns: You have to.
• 25:22
  Ryan: be real.
• 25:23
  Kearns: What?
• 25:23
  Foolish fool would ever ever cut, sent of a woman.
• 25:27
  Ryan: my father-in-law.
• 25:28
  It was just him and I and first time watching it was with him.
• 25:32
  Amazing film
• 25:33
  Kearns: Aw,
• 25:33
  Ryan: that Thanksgiving scene.
• 25:36
  Jon: I would say the person who had cut this would, might have had to have been
• 25:40
  the person who kept son-in-law to start
• 25:43
  Ryan: I love son-in-law.
• 25:45
  Jon: be be
• 25:46
  Kearns: idea you were switching gears like this
• 25:48
  Jon: because, because you are about to get hammered.
• 25:52
  One of these next two movies is gonna get cut and I am going
• 25:56
  to destroy you either way.
• 25:59
  Kearns: So I get lucky I made the right choice.
• 26:02
  Jon: Well, yeah, you lucked out here because here's movie number seven,
• 26:07
  Kearns: Yeah, I gotta keep this.
• 26:08
  I'm happy with that.
• 26:09
  Ryan: on fairness, I didn't grow up with this, I grew up with the Christmas one.
• 26:16
  So,
• 26:18
  Jon: oh boy.
• 26:19
  They have Thanksgiving dinner on a ping pong table, man.
• 26:24
  Ryan: hey, listen.
• 26:25
  Jon: Look at what their,
• 26:26
  look at what their Thanksgiving dinner is.
• 26:29
  It's toast and popcorn and some pie and some jelly beans.
• 26:35
  Like, come on man,
• 26:38
  you're cutting Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.
• 26:40
  Ryan: I mean, if plane trains and automobiles is next, then yes, If not,
• 26:45
  Jon: But it might not be,
• 26:46
  Kearns: for this.
• 26:47
  Jon: but it might not be.
• 26:49
  Ryan: If it's
• 26:50
  Jon: I mean there there is, there is the aforementioned.
• 26:53
  Thanks.
• 26:53
  Killing.
• 26:55
  There is the aforementioned.
• 26:56
  Thanks.
• 26:57
  Killing out there.
• 26:59
  There's a, there's a few others that might make you regret this decision.
• 27:04
  So are we keeping her cutting Charlie Brown?
• 27:08
  Kearns: a good keep.
• 27:10
  Ryan: Oh, currents is keeping.
• 27:14
  Kearns: I
• 27:14
  Jon: Turns is keeping it,
• 27:15
  Kearns: And the next one,
• 27:19
  Jon: are you a communist or are you a loyal American Ryan?
• 27:25
  Are you a Patriot?
• 27:29
  Okay, so you're keeping Charlie Brown.
• 27:32
  So you're keeping Charlie Brown.
• 27:36
  Oh, you are not a patriot.
• 27:38
  You are not a Patriot, sir. You have sold out every value
• 27:43
  that makes this country great.
• 27:47
  An improvised Thanksgiving by a bunch of children, a bird and a dog.
• 27:53
  And you've cut it.
• 27:55
  Ryan: Woodstock.
• 27:56
  Woodstock, Snoopy.
• 27:58
  have names John.
• 28:00
  Jon: yeah, yeah.
• 28:02
  Uh, they do.
• 28:02
  Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy,
• 28:05
  Kearns: people know?
• 28:07
  Oh, John knows them.
• 28:09
  You just,
• 28:09
  Jon: violet,
• 28:11
  Kearns: Ryan
• 28:11
  Jon: Pigpen,
• 28:13
  Schroder, peppermint, Patty,
• 28:15
  Kearns: for
• 28:16
  Jon: Marcy.
• 28:18
  I said, I said Pigpen, right?
• 28:19
  I said Schroeder too.
• 28:21
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 28:21
  You said pigment.
• 28:22
  Kearns: Oh, you said, you said 'em all.
• 28:24
  You're, I think you're in good
• 28:25
  Jon: so,
• 28:26
  Kearns: you'd missed middle names and the parents.
• 28:28
  Jon: yeah, I think I might, I, oh, Franklin.
• 28:32
  one of these days I have to find the dubbed.
• 28:34
  Here's the, here's the last movie.
• 28:39
  Ryan saved himself a little bit.
• 28:42
  Kearns: Yeah, that Ryan did.
• 28:44
  Well, you still
• 28:45
  Jon: he,
• 28:45
  Kearns: though.
• 28:46
  Jon: he's still a communist.
• 28:48
  Ryan: Here's the
• 28:48
  Jon: He still cut Charlie Brown.
• 28:50
  Ryan: Here's
• 28:51
  Jon: He's,
• 28:53
  no, no, no.
• 28:54
  Socialist socialism is fine.
• 28:56
  There is nothing fine about cutting Charlie Brown.
• 28:59
  Ryan,
• 29:01
  Ryan: Listen, I,
• 29:03
  Jon: what did tho what did those Parentless children ever do to you?
• 29:08
  Ryan: they're not parentless.
• 29:09
  They have parents, maybe not pigpen, but like, they
• 29:12
  Jon: Do you ever see them?
• 29:14
  Have you ever seen Charlie Brown's mom and dad?
• 29:16
  No.
• 29:17
  Yeah.
• 29:18
  You hear, you hear a noise that's meant to signify them.
• 29:22
  You don't know that that's not delusion.
• 29:24
  That these aren't just poor, poor,
• 29:27
  Ryan: just
• 29:28
  Jon: poor orphan children who are imagining all they can remember of
• 29:33
  their chi, of their parents' voices, and all they remember is a horn sound.
• 29:39
  Kearns: Ryan, there should be an award for you for this week.
• 29:42
  You were dealing with so many shenanigans this week.
• 29:45
  I love it.
• 29:46
  The editing is gonna be amazing.
• 29:48
  Ryan: listen,
• 29:49
  Jon: Just wait.
• 29:49
  I have one.
• 29:50
  I have one form in my top five too.
• 29:52
  Kearns: Oh no,
• 29:53
  Ryan: I'm happy with my list, but Planetree and Automobiles, I'm happy
• 29:56
  because I watched every Thanksgiving.
• 29:59
  It's a tradition.
• 30:00
  just, if I'm gonna say this, if no one's ever seen Plane train in
• 30:04
  automobiles who watches our podcast, please watch it this Thanksgiving.
• 30:10
  Kearns: almost like,
• 30:11
  Jon: Yeah.
• 30:12
  Yeah.
• 30:13
  I mean,
• 30:13
  Kearns: if we talk about it all the time, and if you haven't watched it
• 30:16
  yet, kind of like Ryan did with Pan's Labyrinth, it makes you a bad person.
• 30:19
  You have to watch plane strings and automobiles.
• 30:23
  seen it?
• 30:23
  Jon: absolutely.
• 30:24
  Ryan: Labyrinth, Jada and I are watching it this weekend,
• 30:27
  Kearns: Yes.
• 30:29
  So we get to stop cutting you up about it, and in reality, I am so excited for you.
• 30:33
  Ryan: I'm excited
• 30:34
  Kearns: It.
• 30:34
  I'm not even worried about Overhyping it.
• 30:36
  Dude, there's, you can't overhype this movie.
• 30:39
  Jon: I don't think you can either.
• 30:40
  Kearns: Light low popcorn and snacks.
• 30:43
  Pee in a cup, don't leave the screen.
• 30:45
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 30:46
  Ryan: then Nightmare Alley, we're gonna try to watch this weekend as well.
• 30:50
  Kearns: Cool.
• 30:51
  Ryan: by next week I
• 30:52
  Kearns: One of these things is not like the other.
• 30:54
  Ryan: I might have a new, uh, top five or Garmo del Toro.
• 31:01
  Kearns: I hope so.
• 31:02
  I mean it.
• 31:03
  That's gotta be one of the I, Ryan will always surprise me,
• 31:06
  but I would imagine that would be everybody's number one for him.
• 31:10
  Ryan: which
• 31:10
  Kearns: If you have a Soul Pans Labyrinths,
• 31:13
  Ryan: what'd I say?
• 31:14
  Kearns: it's just a gripping movie.
• 31:16
  We'll talk about it.
• 31:17
  of Water would be my number two
• 31:20
  Ryan: Okay.
• 31:21
  Kearns: for it as far as that.
• 31:23
  Beautiful.
• 31:24
  When he makes a movie, beautiful.
• 31:25
  Frankenstein, if it's in that category, would be three out of those three.
• 31:29
  yeah,
• 31:30
  Ryan: I agree.
• 31:30
  Okay.
• 31:31
  Jon: Frankenstein might push Shape of water for me.
• 31:35
  Might
• 31:36
  Ryan: I need to add his movie Kronos to the list because I need to see that,
• 31:41
  not, sorry, we're going on a tyrant of Del Toro, but we love Del Toro,
• 31:45
  but I want to see
• 31:46
  Jon: welcome to
• 31:47
  Ryan: fur.
• 31:48
  Jon: Frankenstein, episode two.
• 31:50
  Kearns: That's another father.
• 31:54
  Yeah, exactly.
• 31:55
  But Cronus would be like that whole trope or that whole obsession
• 31:59
  he has with the dad thing.
• 32:02
  Jon: Yeah.
• 32:02
  Kearns: in that too, because as soon as you guys mention that that exists,
• 32:05
  I was like, I have to see that now.
• 32:07
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 32:08
  Ryan: Special episode on Kronos.
• 32:11
  Kearns: What a
• 32:12
  Jon: I have.
• 32:12
  Kearns: by the way.
• 32:13
  Jon: I like showing that we know a little bit besides horror.
• 32:19
  Kearns: We know a lot besides horror.
• 32:21
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 32:21
  Kearns: know way more outside of horror.
• 32:23
  You guys are the horror connoisseurs.
• 32:26
  I read horror.
• 32:26
  I don't, I didn't watch it as much.
• 32:28
  Like not with fidelity like you two
• 32:31
  Ryan: mean,
• 32:32
  Kearns: years.
• 32:32
  Ryan: Well, uh, horrors come later on, I'll be honest.
• 32:36
  Horror has come on later on.
• 32:37
  Like recent horror.
• 32:38
  Newer horror, like the classics.
• 32:40
  Yes.
• 32:40
  I grew up with that.
• 32:42
  But I was more into like action, like Hong Kong style and comedies
• 32:46
  from like golden age to now.
• 32:49
  So like doing this podcast, I've opened up more and years have
• 32:55
  opened up more overall backstory.
• 32:59
  Jon: Well, yeah, I, I, I mean,
• 33:00
  Kearns: person.
• 33:02
  Jon: as soon as I had the agency to choose my movies, I started choosing horror.
• 33:08
  like sixth grade, I'd go to the town pool and not swim, but I'd sit there
• 33:11
  and read like the Novelization of Night of Living Dead and like other
• 33:16
  horror novels and just no swimming, just sitting at the town pool reading.
• 33:22
  Ryan: cool.
• 33:23
  Kearns: I know it well.
• 33:24
  I left many a turd bobbing in that pool, John, and I have to say, I
• 33:28
  Jon: That's why I didn't swim in it.
• 33:30
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 33:31
  Were you at the Snack Shack?
• 33:32
  Were you at the snack
• 33:34
  Jon: Oh, yeah.
• 33:35
  Kearns: or were you
• 33:35
  Jon: No, no.
• 33:36
  I was, I was out by the pool.
• 33:37
  I, I, I sat in the sun.
• 33:39
  Kearns: okay,
• 33:40
  Jon: definitely sat in the sun, but nah.
• 33:42
  By sixth grade I was done swimming.
• 33:44
  It was all more about just I had to be outta the house because I would
• 33:48
  be in trouble if I was in the house.
• 33:50
  Kearns: so you went and brought it to Reed somewhere.
• 33:51
  That's
• 33:52
  Jon: Yeah,
• 33:53
  Kearns: it's an oddly romantic vision right there.
• 33:56
  I like it.
• 33:57
  Jon: it's probably where, I read my first Stephen King.
• 34:01
  I definitely read that night of the Living Dead novelization
• 34:04
  more than once at the pool.
• 34:06
  Ryan: See, that's
• 34:07
  Kearns: Cool man.
• 34:08
  Ryan: That's, what brings memories though.
• 34:11
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 34:11
  Kearns: Memories like beautiful Thanksgiving dinners.
• 34:13
  Back to the movie, everybody.
• 34:16
  Jon: Back
• 34:16
  Kearns: about
• 34:17
  Jon: movie
• 34:20
  Kearns: trying to stir up shit between social classes.
• 34:23
  Let's do that a little bit.
• 34:25
  Jon: Alright.
• 34:26
  Kearns: we're at this point, everybody, we're always under the impression
• 34:29
  that you've watched the film.
• 34:29
  If you haven't, it's your fault, not ours.
• 34:31
  Um,
• 34:32
  Jon: It's gonna get spoiled.
• 34:33
  Go watch it.
• 34:34
  Ryan: old.
• 34:35
  Kearns: we have, yeah, big time.
• 34:38
  Um, so we have, at the end, we realized it was just a big
• 34:42
  attempt at misdirection, right?
• 34:45
  Jon: Yeah.
• 34:46
  Kearns: but throughout the movie, they're really pitting rich versus poor the
• 34:49
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 34:50
  Ryan: And
• 34:51
  Jon: Yep.
• 34:51
  Ryan: consumerism into how like consumerism is pretty much evil.
• 34:57
  it causes rage, it anger, it's senseless violence.
• 35:02
  And you see that.
• 35:03
  Kearns: Bad for you.
• 35:04
  Ryan: yeah, and it's shown in the class, in the class sense.
• 35:08
  Especially like in the beginning when and her friends sneak into the
• 35:12
  building, even though her father owns the store, getting into it early,
• 35:17
  causes that like riot that occurs.
• 35:22
  Jon: I mean it, I wouldn't say it necessarily causes, I think it speeds
• 35:27
  up the riot and the pieces were all in place for that to happen.
• 35:34
  You had a bunch of people standing around getting angry.
• 35:38
  You, you didn't have enough security.
• 35:40
  You had the, Black Friday nonsense, and then you added in a group of
• 35:46
  kids being in the store early.
• 35:48
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 35:49
  That's a
• 35:50
  Jon: It's, it's the whole recipe is there.
• 35:54
  Kearns: I wonder what other films like.
• 35:58
  Well in the horror genre, I suppose have some similar messaging about,
• 36:02
  I don't know, social classes or even since Ryan brought it up, consumerism
• 36:06
  does anything pop, doesn't even have to be those, but is there anything with a
• 36:09
  glaring message that you can think of?
• 36:11
  Jon: Oh.
• 36:11
  I mean,
• 36:13
  Kearns: What's that?
• 36:15
  What's the message there?
• 36:19
  Is it consumerism?
• 36:20
  Cool?
• 36:20
  Oh yeah, I guess
• 36:22
  Jon: mm-hmm.
• 36:22
  Kearns: Buy your kid a toy.
• 36:23
  Let it kill him.
• 36:24
  Jon: Yeah.
• 36:25
  Ryan: the fear of like, like consumerism is killing the kids type of deal.
• 36:30
  Like, 'cause Andy wanted a good guy doll and she finds it in the back alley.
• 36:37
  Jon: Well, I mean,
• 36:38
  Kearns: that was back in the era too.
• 36:39
  People don't remember that.
• 36:41
  Jon: yeah.
• 36:41
  Kearns: was stuff like that going on like crazy where people would go,
• 36:45
  Jon: Yeah.
• 36:46
  Kearns: Elmo is basically what the real life version of that.
• 36:49
  Ryan: it's
• 36:50
  Jon: Well, you, it's probably even before that because the real life version
• 36:54
  before that was Cabbage Patch Kids.
• 36:58
  I had an uncle who worked in a toy store in Florida during the
• 37:02
  initial Cabbage Patch craze, who is essentially doing that.
• 37:06
  Like, he was like, ba backdoor deals and stuff.
• 37:11
  Ryan: You want this
• 37:12
  Jon: Is that like they would, you couldn't, they weren't in,
• 37:17
  Kearns: 20 in my.
• 37:18
  Jon: yeah, they, they'd go like they'd get there and they'd be gone in minutes.
• 37:24
  It was the, they were the hottest thing in the world.
• 37:28
  Ryan: I remember the
• 37:29
  Jon: Um
• 37:29
  Ryan: Sport toys, the baseball, football, hockey
• 37:34
  Jon: Yep,
• 37:34
  Ryan: would go
• 37:35
  Jon: yep,
• 37:35
  Ryan: the chase variants and they used to hide 'em.
• 37:38
  And the toys were us like top stack.
• 37:40
  And my uncle, he
• 37:41
  Jon: yep.
• 37:42
  Ryan: them he would pop one open.
• 37:44
  He'd find a chase, he'd be like those.
• 37:46
  Ah.
• 37:46
  And then he'd take it and then he'd buy it himself.
• 37:48
  It was like hilarious.
• 37:50
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 37:51
  Mm-hmm.
• 37:51
  So,
• 37:52
  Ryan: It's like crazy.
• 37:54
  Jon: mm-hmm.
• 37:55
  But to consumerism, I mean, the, the one that immediately comes
• 37:59
  to my brain is dawn of the dead.
• 38:01
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 38:02
  Jon: Dawn of the dead is a whole like, I mean, and everything, Romero's,
• 38:07
  class warfare comes in, in land of the dead because you have the rich
• 38:11
  people who can afford to live in the fancy tower, and the poor people are
• 38:15
  just in like a slum right inside the fence that's keeping the zombies out.
• 38:20
  You know, that's,
• 38:21
  Kearns: Which,
• 38:22
  Jon: he did, that with everything.
• 38:23
  Every, every one of those zombie movies has some commentary on
• 38:28
  American life, whether it's race and night consumerism and Dawn, um,
• 38:32
  militarism and Day Land of the Dead in the class warfare, um, survival
• 38:40
  of the Dead kind of has some of that.
• 38:41
  And, um, diary of the Dead is an indictment on the reality TV culture.
• 38:47
  Kearns: Hmm.
• 38:48
  Ryan: Yeah,
• 38:49
  Kearns: That's, that's say pretty neat actually, how it evolved, but it
• 38:53
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 38:53
  Kearns: things in society.
• 38:55
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 38:56
  Kearns: You guys overperformed on that one?
• 38:58
  Let me tell you, I.
• 38:59
  Ryan: quick, Romero was a genius and that was his way to show
• 39:03
  what the issues were in America.
• 39:06
  Or the world in
• 39:08
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 39:08
  Ryan: mostly America, but the world can resonate with it.
• 39:12
  Um, he was just a genius
• 39:16
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 39:16
  Ryan: I, I get it.
• 39:17
  Jon: Yeah, I mean.
• 39:20
  He, so much of the other really incredible stuff he did gets lost
• 39:25
  because of those three zombie movies, the first three zombie movies, but
• 39:30
  so many other things he did are just
• 39:34
  really, really incredible.
• 39:37
  The crazies, Martin,
• 39:42
  Kearns: I
• 39:43
  Jon: Martin
• 39:43
  Kearns: too.
• 39:44
  Jon: Martin has to go on the list for next year just because of, it's
• 39:47
  such a different vampire movie than anything you've probably ever seen.
• 39:53
  Kearns: I've seen Martin
• 39:54
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 39:55
  Kearns: for reasons.
• 39:57
  Jon: Oh yeah.
• 39:57
  For reasons.
• 39:59
  Oh, you will.
• 40:00
  I, it's definitely going on the list.
• 40:02
  Kearns: there's also a Zach Brown Band, uh, song named Martin,
• 40:07
  so you got that going for you out there, Martins.
• 40:10
  All right.
• 40:12
  Let's see.
• 40:12
  What else do you guys wanna bring up about this film?
• 40:14
  Ryan: Well,
• 40:16
  Jon: I,
• 40:16
  Ryan: there, do you have any reviews ready?
• 40:18
  Because I know you got a five star ready somewhere
• 40:22
  Jon: of course, I have a five star,
• 40:24
  Kearns: reviews and then I got a question about physics.
• 40:26
  Jon: five stars.
• 40:30
  Thanksgiving is a gruesome, graphic, bloody, gory movie with so many blood
• 40:35
  and gore just literally makes you want to throw up and you don't know how
• 40:39
  much gore is going to be in the movie till you see like all of the kills,
• 40:44
  and you are trying to find out who is the killer until later on in the movie.
• 40:48
  By the way, I'm not reading it this fast for any reason except that
• 40:51
  there is no punctuation until later on in the movie you find out who
• 40:57
  the killer is and you're like, what?
• 40:59
  And you find out what co caused the person to become the killer in the first place.
• 41:04
  Five stars.
• 41:05
  Kearns: Okay, well the best part is that the audio lagged and then it went even
• 41:09
  faster than when you were reading it initially anyway, so when triple speed.
• 41:14
  I was like, I hope that, uh, that resolves as these three audio streams
• 41:18
  come together after recording.
• 41:20
  We'll find out kids.
• 41:22
  Jon: Yeah.
• 41:23
  I mean, it would've actually kind of work if it didn't too.
• 41:26
  All right.
• 41:27
  I have three really short, three really short one stars.
• 41:32
  One, it had so much potential, but drop the ball.
• 41:37
  Whole review.
• 41:39
  Next review.
• 41:41
  Scream the one star.
• 41:44
  Kearns: where people would say that.
• 41:46
  Jon: Yeah, I mean, I like, I, I would imagine if you are
• 41:49
  somebody who holds up those,
• 41:50
  Kearns: but I could see where they would go that way.
• 41:52
  Jon: those grindhouse trailers as like the gospel, like this is
• 41:56
  what this movie was supposed to be, you're gonna be disappointed.
• 42:00
  'cause he didn't make a Grindhouse movie.
• 42:02
  Ryan: He, he,
• 42:03
  Kearns: Right.
• 42:04
  Ryan: seventies, eighties, homage, but it had that modern
• 42:08
  vibe so it could be mainstream.
• 42:11
  And it works.
• 42:12
  Jon: Yeah.
• 42:13
  Ryan: It,
• 42:13
  Jon: Yeah.
• 42:14
  Ryan: all audiences together, in my opinion, you know?
• 42:18
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 42:19
  next one, scream holiday version.
• 42:21
  Sigh TikTok.
• 42:24
  Brains probably love it.
• 42:25
  Kearns: it.
• 42:26
  Jon: Original R dead rip, which I don't, I don't know what that means.
• 42:32
  Original R Dead rip.
• 42:37
  And then the last one star I have, and then I have a half star for you.
• 42:41
  I kind of feel like this is,
• 42:42
  Kearns: dead.
• 42:43
  Rest in peace.
• 42:44
  Originals, I'm guessing.
• 42:46
  Jon: uh, yeah, probably original R dead.
• 42:49
  And it's hard without punctuation.
• 42:52
  People don't like to use punctuation very much.
• 42:54
  It confuses.
• 42:56
  Kearns: you got to do is get in the mind of the illiterates.
• 42:59
  You gotta get in the heads, you gotta get some Cheez-Its in your brain a little bit.
• 43:04
  Jon: Yeah.
• 43:04
  Ryan: Taki
• 43:05
  Jon: Yeah.
• 43:06
  Ryan: Taki,
• 43:09
  Kearns: the new Cheez-Its spicy Cheez-Its,
• 43:17
  Jon: Our last one star.
• 43:18
  I kind of feel like this has been done before and the
• 43:22
  twist isn't very surprising.
• 43:24
  A lot of nastiness.
• 43:30
  Ryan: I
• 43:30
  Jon: a slasher.
• 43:31
  What do you expect?
• 43:32
  Ryan: when Yeah.
• 43:35
  Kearns: it's not a happy movie.
• 43:37
  Ryan: Oh, it can,
• 43:38
  Jon: No.
• 43:38
  Ryan: at the end, most of the time,
• 43:43
  Friday 13th,
• 43:44
  Jon: I don't think, yeah, I don't think we get to Happy end in Thanksgiving either.
• 43:48
  You get to the My Bloody Valentine end.
• 43:52
  Ryan: which
• 43:54
  Kearns: Which is so dumb, by the way.
• 43:55
  They shouldn't have done that.
• 43:57
  The nightmare.
• 43:58
  Ryan: about doing a sequel.
• 43:59
  It's in pre-production, I've been thinking about it all day, is can you do a sequel?
• 44:05
  Like, can you do like.
• 44:08
  I, I don't wanna spoil anything 'cause we gotta get to the end of it.
• 44:10
  But there's two avenues I'm thinking you can go with it one is better
• 44:17
  because it's original while the other is
• 44:20
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 44:20
  Ryan: copy of something we've seen already.
• 44:22
  But I wanna hear what you had to say.
• 44:24
  Jon: Well, I mean, not even to the end with the nightmare necessarily,
• 44:28
  but just the end after the explosion and there, you know, they.
• 44:33
  They come out and there's no trace of a body, and then a guy in full
• 44:37
  fireman's gear with the mask comes out and he's the right height.
• 44:42
  And you, you're like, all right there.
• 44:44
  Like, that's, the My bloody Valentine ending.
• 44:46
  That's the, he clearly lived, but we're not gonna show you that it was him.
• 44:52
  Yeah.
• 44:54
  Yeah.
• 44:55
  So it's a Yeah.
• 44:56
  Kearns: incinerated.
• 44:57
  Nothing but ashes.
• 44:58
  Jon: Yeah.
• 44:59
  Ryan: we
• 44:59
  Jon: Except for the guy.
• 45:00
  Except for the guy that just walked behind you.
• 45:02
  Wait, wait, wait.
• 45:03
  That's him.
• 45:06
  But yeah.
• 45:07
  Kearns: All right
• 45:08
  Jon: and then our half star, two hours of my life that I won't get back.
• 45:16
  Some funny parts in the sense that it's so cheesy, it's funny.
• 45:20
  One of the least scary slasher movies I've ever seen.
• 45:24
  The plot was not a surprise.
• 45:26
  And the, yeah, and the special effects for the gore sucked,
• 45:32
  which I didn't think they sucked.
• 45:33
  I think they were fine.
• 45:34
  Kearns: pretty good.
• 45:35
  Special effects were pretty good.
• 45:37
  They used like rolled sausage for the intestines, which is pretty funny.
• 45:41
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 45:42
  Kearns: uh, the special effects were pretty good.
• 45:44
  I mean,
• 45:44
  Jon: Yeah.
• 45:44
  And
• 45:45
  Kearns: freezer scene where you dunks her in the water.
• 45:48
  Jon: mm-hmm.
• 45:49
  I love that scene.
• 45:50
  Like that's,
• 45:52
  Kearns: That was
• 45:52
  Jon: that's one of my favorite
• 45:54
  Kearns: the way.
• 45:55
  She's like, can't use her phone 'cause she's got blood all over her hands.
• 45:58
  And then
• 45:59
  Jon: uhhuh.
• 45:59
  Kearns: out and she's like, I just get my purse and head on home.
• 46:03
  Faces on the door.
• 46:04
  Ryan: so good with the dumpster scene when it's just crunch, it's just
• 46:09
  Jon: Yeah.
• 46:10
  Kearns: of the whole movie, to be honest with you.
• 46:12
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 46:12
  Kearns: with a bang with that one,
• 46:14
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 46:15
  Kearns: 'cause she's so unlikable too.
• 46:16
  And the fact
• 46:17
  Jon: Yeah.
• 46:17
  Kearns: they have Boston accents.
• 46:19
  I just love watching 'em die.
• 46:21
  I love it.
• 46:22
  so funny they yell at, they're so angry through the whole movie
• 46:26
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 46:27
  Kearns: Oh, it's
• 46:28
  Jon: Yeah.
• 46:28
  I have a question for you guys.
• 46:30
  Who do you think is most at fault for that riot?
• 46:35
  Who do you blame the most?
• 46:38
  Kearns: the father, the owner of the franchise,
• 46:41
  Ryan: NN no,
• 46:44
  Jon: Who?
• 46:45
  Ryan: gonna blame Jessica because she shouldn't have
• 46:47
  brought her friends in so early.
• 46:50
  Because here's the thing, know how your friends are gonna be.
• 46:54
  They're like, okay, we're gonna be good.
• 46:56
  It bull Bull.
• 46:57
  You're not gonna be good.
• 46:59
  You're still gonna be twits.
• 47:00
  We've all had that moment, guess what?
• 47:03
  They were twits and they ignited it further.
• 47:06
  So yeah, she's a secondary antagonist.
• 47:10
  She was a protagonist and an antagonist at the same time.
• 47:15
  She could have avoided it.
• 47:16
  Jon: Interesting.
• 47:18
  Interesting.
• 47:19
  But it's the dad.
• 47:20
  It's definitely her dad for the greed.
• 47:28
  He, he's greedy.
• 47:29
  Kearns: I mean,
• 47:30
  Jon: has
• 47:30
  Kearns: the most comfortable.
• 47:33
  Jon: uhhuh.
• 47:33
  It's, it's not even Black Friday.
• 47:35
  It's Thanksgiving night.
• 47:38
  It's not, it hasn't, it's not even midnight, it's Thanksgiving night.
• 47:42
  It's the first time he's ever done it.
• 47:44
  He got talked into doing it by his new trophy wife, and then he didn't staff it.
• 47:51
  He didn't, two security guards.
• 47:55
  Ryan: He didn't think it was
• 47:56
  Jon: You can't have just have then he's a fool.
• 48:00
  Kearns: people work Thanksgiving
• 48:01
  Jon: He's a
• 48:02
  Kearns: and,
• 48:02
  Jon: Yeah.
• 48:03
  That,
• 48:04
  in general, that in general is, is scummy, you know, opening thing, like, listen, I,
• 48:15
  Kearns: it's time with your family.
• 48:16
  Literally the most important time.
• 48:19
  Jon: that said, when I worked in retail, I signed up to work
• 48:22
  Thanksgiving Day every time,
• 48:26
  because I'd be out by like two or three.
• 48:27
  Kearns: stuck at Thanksgiving.
• 48:28
  Jon: I'd be out by like two or three, I'd be home in time for dinner.
• 48:31
  I'd make double time.
• 48:32
  Like, how do you turn that down?
• 48:34
  Kearns: easy if you're not like a mom or dad being forced to do it.
• 48:37
  And then, um, but I'm, we're talking about like being out for the meat and
• 48:40
  Jon: Oh, yeah, our poor guy Mitch, who gets called out from his
• 48:44
  Thanksgiving dinner to go and work.
• 48:47
  Kearns: Exactly.
• 48:48
  And then he ends up, uh, we find out that his wife was cheating on him later in the
• 48:52
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 48:52
  Kearns: and
• 48:53
  Jon: Yeah.
• 48:53
  Kearns: with the, with the sheriff's baby, which is
• 48:55
  Jon: Yeah.
• 48:56
  Kearns: they just shoehorned that in.
• 48:57
  But it's
• 48:58
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 48:58
  Kearns: movie, so it's like, okay.
• 48:59
  Jon: But it, it, it, it also takes away any sympathy I have for the sheriff.
• 49:07
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 49:08
  Kearns: I mean, he's a
• 49:09
  Jon: Um, number one.
• 49:10
  Kearns: it 'cause he hated rich people.
• 49:12
  That was
• 49:12
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 49:12
  Mm-hmm.
• 49:15
  Number one, he shouldn't have brought her there anyway.
• 49:19
  He, what are you doing?
• 49:21
  Why, why are you bringing the woman that you're sleeping with to see
• 49:25
  her husband while he is at work?
• 49:27
  What are you trying to accomplish there?
• 49:29
  Give him some pie.
• 49:30
  That's not, that's not good.
• 49:33
  Uh, she wasn't gonna do it then.
• 49:36
  Yeah, she wasn't gonna do it then.
• 49:38
  Like, I mean, I mean, they revealed that she,
• 49:40
  Ryan: by the way.
• 49:41
  Jon: they revealed that she was gonna dump him, but not then.
• 49:46
  And you know, as somebody who's been in that situation, they don't
• 49:49
  always dump the, the husband.
• 49:54
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 49:55
  Kearns: see.
• 49:56
  I see.
• 49:57
  Jon: And they don't, they don't always dump husbands.
• 49:59
  They just sorta say they will.
• 50:03
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 50:03
  Push along.
• 50:04
  Kearns: That happens to a lot of people in a lot of scenarios.
• 50:07
  And it goes the other way a lot too.
• 50:08
  I've noticed.
• 50:09
  Um,
• 50:10
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 50:11
  Kearns: physics, gentlemen, physics, my favorite part of this movie, I say
• 50:17
  that a lot, but one of my favorite parts of this movie was when he wraps the
• 50:21
  cord, the cable of the pickup truck.
• 50:23
  Of the tow truck, I should say, around the beam.
• 50:27
  And he's driving pretty much full tilt in third gear by that point, right?
• 50:32
  Second or third gear.
• 50:33
  So he's at least doing 40, 45.
• 50:35
  And then the truck just is shown, stopped as opposed to showing anything
• 50:39
  happening to her in the back of it.
• 50:41
  She would've been dead.
• 50:42
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 50:43
  Kearns: Her brains would've been all over the place.
• 50:46
  Jon: Yes.
• 50:46
  Kearns: So that was one example of physics.
• 50:48
  Is there another example of like, physics don't work in this
• 50:50
  movie that you can think of?
• 50:51
  I can think of one more, I think, but.
• 50:53
  Ryan: Um,
• 50:56
  I mean, the hand breaking in like 500 places,
• 51:01
  Kearns: A good one.
• 51:02
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 51:02
  Kearns: good one.
• 51:03
  Ryan: that.
• 51:03
  No.
• 51:05
  Kearns: Did you notice the way they do the crowds and the camera work
• 51:08
  when the windows are breaking, but nobody's standing near the windows.
• 51:12
  They're all four feet back, so you can see them in the frame.
• 51:15
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 51:15
  Kearns: that when you watch it
• 51:16
  Jon: Yep.
• 51:17
  Kearns: or if
• 51:17
  Jon: Yep.
• 51:17
  Kearns: it again, it's really funny.
• 51:19
  Ryan: felt
• 51:20
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 51:20
  Ryan: first watch they were very close.
• 51:22
  And then watching again, it's like,
• 51:24
  Kearns: she's pinned up, the first victim is pinned up against it,
• 51:27
  and then in the next scene there's four feet of space around her and
• 51:30
  she's cursing everybody out again.
• 51:32
  It's
• 51:32
  Jon: Yeah, yeah,
• 51:33
  Kearns: but the physics part with that was really funny.
• 51:36
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 51:37
  Then that's a good.
• 51:38
  Ryan: it's a fun
• 51:39
  Kearns: We
• 51:39
  Jon: Good observation.
• 51:41
  Mm-hmm.
• 51:44
  It is, it is.
• 51:46
  Oh, I have, I have three more, three more very unserious questions.
• 51:51
  Ryan, what do you got?
• 51:54
  Ryan: Oof.
• 51:54
  Kearns: Through them.
• 51:55
  Ryan: going to, the whole thing is, do you think Patrick
• 51:59
  Dete was a good villain after?
• 52:03
  Like I, I feel like he plays
• 52:06
  Kearns: also didn't need to be for this movie to work, but no.
• 52:10
  Jon: I,
• 52:11
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 52:12
  Jon: he's an adequate villain.
• 52:13
  He's not a sympathetic revenge slasher
• 52:19
  Ryan: Okay,
• 52:21
  Jon: and I, I don't feel sympathy for him.
• 52:23
  He, put Amanda in a bad situation.
• 52:27
  He put her in danger.
• 52:29
  Uh, not completely unknowingly.
• 52:32
  he got into that store, he saw the chaos that was outside, and I mean, you're
• 52:37
  a trained law enforcement officer.
• 52:39
  You should be able to recognize that that situation could go really south.
• 52:46
  So he's not,
• 52:46
  Ryan: Fair.
• 52:47
  Jon: not a, he's not sympathetic.
• 52:50
  Like he's not Pamela Vorhees.
• 52:54
  Ryan: Okay.
• 52:55
  Jon: McCarty makes a point of saying that Ronnie James Dio
• 52:59
  brought magic to Black Sabbath.
• 53:02
  Did he?
• 53:03
  Mm-hmm.
• 53:06
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 53:07
  Kearns: was already in Black Sabbath.
• 53:08
  He brought a different kind of magic.
• 53:10
  He brought like far Eastern magic compared to Western Magic.
• 53:13
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 53:14
  Kearns: would be like the way I would, it's medieval
• 53:16
  Europe versus medieval Japan.
• 53:19
  They, they're both metal as but they're different things.
• 53:23
  I, you can't,
• 53:24
  Jon: I like that.
• 53:25
  Kearns: dio to Fri Ozzy man.
• 53:28
  Jon: No,
• 53:28
  Kearns: can't dis you can't discount Ronnie James.
• 53:30
  Dio being awesome.
• 53:32
  Jon: no.
• 53:33
  Ryan: you compare, I had two albums.
• 53:35
  Mob Rules, heaven and Hell.
• 53:38
  Dio
• 53:39
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 53:40
  Ryan: a different version of Black Sabbath.
• 53:43
  It's more, wanna say a little more faster paced while Ozzie like,
• 53:48
  especially like early, like you listen to
• 53:51
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 53:52
  Ryan: the Wizard of course, black Sabbath, uh, wasp,
• 53:55
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 53:56
  Ryan: Jack the stripper fairy wears Boots.
• 53:58
  You hear that Blues.
• 54:00
  It's got that
• 54:01
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 54:02
  Mm-hmm.
• 54:03
  Ryan: early heavy metal.
• 54:04
  I, it's two different things.
• 54:08
  Jon: Yeah.
• 54:09
  Yeah.
• 54:09
  I, I act, I actually kind of like, I kind of like Ronnie
• 54:14
  James dio, black Sabbath as.
• 54:17
  What they toured as later on as Heaven and hell, like that to me, is a better
• 54:23
  name for Ronnie James DO Black Sabbath.
• 54:27
  Ryan: Yeah, I can agree that Rainbow 2.02
• 54:31
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 54:31
  Mm-hmm.
• 54:34
  Wait, like you forget, you forget how deep the, the Ronnie James catalog is anyway.
• 54:38
  'cause you go back to Elf with him
• 54:41
  Ryan: Yep.
• 54:42
  Jon: and even before that when he was doing like fifties,
• 54:45
  like almost doop stuff.
• 54:48
  Ryan: Yeah, he's, he was around for a long, long time.
• 54:51
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 54:52
  Ryan: he did something with Queen Trike as well for Operation Mind Crime part two.
• 54:57
  He like cosing I, the first album's great.
• 55:00
  The second one, Dio definitely saved it, but
• 55:04
  Jon: Yeah.
• 55:04
  I mean,
• 55:05
  know,
• 55:05
  Ryan: time.
• 55:06
  Jon: listen, listen thi this goes back to movies too.
• 55:10
  When you do something as special as Operation Mind
• 55:14
  crime, you don't do a second.
• 55:16
  Ryan: No.
• 55:17
  And um, that has not been made into a film.
• 55:20
  Shockingly.
• 55:22
  I haven't seen a film made for it yet, and
• 55:25
  Jon: No.
• 55:25
  No, there hasn't been.
• 55:26
  I don't think there will be either.
• 55:28
  I don't think there would be enough demand to make it in a movie at this point.
• 55:32
  25 years ago maybe.
• 55:33
  Ryan: it's so good.
• 55:34
  so we talked about the ending.
• 55:36
  How can they make a Thanksgiving too?
• 55:38
  I mentioned it earlier now.
• 55:40
  There was two ways I think they can do this, and I want to see
• 55:43
  your guys' opinions on this.
• 55:45
  Maybe hear the fans' opinions, how they can do Thanksgiving too.
• 55:49
  common way was, you know, Patrick Dempsey comes back, he's all burnt up.
• 55:53
  It's like Halloween two basically after Halloween two, so Halloween
• 55:56
  four and he's on a murderers rampage.
• 55:59
  way I was thinking is, what if Jessica goes insane and it's
• 56:04
  like a split personality thing.
• 56:08
  It's, it's,
• 56:09
  Kearns: I mean, they could go any way they want 'cause it's such an unserious movie.
• 56:13
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 56:13
  Kearns: Um, John was about to say something.
• 56:15
  I wanna hear what John was gonna say
• 56:17
  Jon: I mean, I, I think they completely set up where a, a sequel
• 56:21
  is gonna go by having the figure in the firefighter outfit leave.
• 56:29
  As they're saying, there's no identifiable remains.
• 56:32
  You know, they're sort, they're setting it up to either be the sheriff continued
• 56:37
  or somebody, you know, sort of like scream, where it's somebody trying to
• 56:41
  finish his work or a copy, you know?
• 56:46
  Kearns: That's where I would go with it, that it's somebody
• 56:48
  else who was pissed off at the
• 56:50
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 56:50
  Kearns: but then there's not many people to kill 'cause it's just
• 56:53
  the people directly involved.
• 56:54
  So they'd have to have another event and
• 56:56
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 56:56
  Mm-hmm.
• 56:58
  Kearns: whole plot.
• 56:59
  Then it's really contrived and I just don't think they should do it.
• 57:02
  Jon: Well, you,
• 57:03
  Ryan: that out there.
• 57:04
  Jon: you kept,
• 57:04
  Kearns: trust Orion.
• 57:07
  Jon: you kept a lot of people alive at the end too.
• 57:10
  Like you have the dads alive,
• 57:15
  the black guys alive, Jess is alive.
• 57:17
  Both her love interests are still alive,
• 57:21
  Ryan: Yep.
• 57:22
  Jon: you know, there, there's definitely some of some people to come back for.
• 57:26
  Yeah.
• 57:27
  Ryan: he got like six
• 57:28
  Jon: Definitely some people to come back for.
• 57:30
  Yeah.
• 57:33
  So I'll, I'll, I'll wrap up with it with a very, a very
• 57:36
  serious and significant question.
• 57:38
  I think most of us know what temperature to cook a Turkey to,
• 57:44
  what temperature do you cook a human being to, like, what's the ideal
• 57:49
  internal temperature for a human?
• 57:53
  Kearns: that's a rich white lady, so there's not a lot of meat on those bones.
• 57:56
  She's
• 57:56
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 57:57
  Kearns: of vodka.
• 57:57
  She's not gonna be having a lot of calories, a lot of
• 57:59
  leafy greens in that person.
• 58:01
  So you really gotta make sure you don't dry it out.
• 58:03
  The meat, I've been thinking about this a lot, actually.
• 58:05
  I'm really glad he brought it up.
• 58:09
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 58:10
  Kearns: he basted her with
• 58:11
  Jon: He, yeah, he based it her really well, I mean
• 58:14
  Kearns: the
• 58:14
  Jon: mm-hmm.
• 58:16
  Mm-hmm.
• 58:16
  Ryan: I
• 58:17
  Jon: But then she did a lot of running around and probably
• 58:19
  burned off some of the fat.
• 58:21
  So like, she might be a little gamey.
• 58:24
  What do you cook her to?
• 58:26
  Like is she, is she like a, a 1 65?
• 58:29
  Kearns: gonna melt.
• 58:30
  Jon: Yeah.
• 58:30
  Is she, is she 165 degrees internal?
• 58:35
  You have to go a little higher than that.
• 58:37
  Yeah.
• 58:39
  1 65 seems about right.
• 58:41
  Kearns: and those rich whites.
• 58:42
  Ryan: an
• 58:42
  Jon: Yeah.
• 58:43
  Yeah.
• 58:43
  Ryan: so, and that thing was juicy.
• 58:46
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 58:47
  Kearns: It took a while to die.
• 58:48
  I was like, she's done.
• 58:49
  She's done in 30 seconds.
• 58:50
  She's probably gonna pass out
• 58:52
  Ryan: burns
• 58:53
  Kearns: from the game.
• 58:54
  Ryan: oh man.
• 58:56
  Jon: But I mean, it, it,
• 58:58
  Kearns: of the more brutal deaths in the world.
• 59:00
  Jon: she looked like she was pretty tender.
• 59:04
  Ryan: Uh.
• 59:05
  After he sliced her
• 59:06
  Jon: I think he, yeah, I think he, I think he cooked her
• 59:10
  pretty, pretty near perfection.
• 59:13
  Ryan: I
• 59:14
  Jon: I, you know, I'm just curious how you do that.
• 59:16
  Mm-hmm.
• 59:17
  Kearns: force her husband to eat her, right?
• 59:19
  Jon: Yep.
• 59:20
  Ryan: covered in puke and, uh,
• 59:23
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 59:24
  been
• 59:25
  Jon: That That was the grossest part.
• 59:27
  Kearns: the movie that is Yeah, the puking,
• 59:31
  Jon: Yeah, that was the grossest part.
• 59:34
  Kearns: puking through a gag is tough.
• 59:36
  Jon: Yeah.
• 59:37
  Kearns: That's tough stuff to watch.
• 59:38
  But um, yeah, no, I'm with you.
• 59:41
  That's a good question.
• 59:43
  That's a good question.
• 59:44
  How do, how do, how well, do you
• 59:47
  Ryan: compared,
• 59:48
  Kearns: the internal temperature of a white woman?
• 59:49
  Ryan: to how the trailer depicts that scene.
• 59:53
  It definitely goes a better way in this one.
• 59:55
  I like I, it's a different take in the trailer, but this one works out better.
• 1:00:00
  I feel.
• 1:00:01
  For the way they went mainstream wise.
• 1:00:03
  Yeah.
• 1:00:03
  When, when you get a chance, watch the trailer and see what happens at that
• 1:00:07
  last supper, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:00:11
  Kearns: Interesting.
• 1:00:11
  And that's a
• 1:00:12
  Jon: Watch the whole movie.
• 1:00:13
  Watch the whole movie.
• 1:00:15
  Kearns: and get moving to our top five.
• 1:00:18
  Jon: Amen.
• 1:00:20
  Kearns: All right guys.
• 1:00:20
  Top five Time Thanksgiving's.
• 1:00:22
  Good.
• 1:00:22
  Hang top five time.
• 1:00:25
  Jon: a good,
• 1:00:25
  Ryan: five.
• 1:00:27
  Oh God.
• 1:00:27
  Yeah, it's Watch it.
• 1:00:30
  Great modern slasher.
• 1:00:31
  But what am I thankful for?
• 1:00:33
  I'm thankful for twist endings.
• 1:00:36
  And what
• 1:00:37
  Kearns: Hmm.
• 1:00:38
  Ryan: we're gonna start off with one of my,
• 1:00:40
  Jon: what a twist
• 1:00:41
  Ryan: top five favorite twist endings.
• 1:00:43
  A twist.
• 1:00:44
  Um, we're gonna start off with the first one.
• 1:00:46
  April Fool's Day 1986.
• 1:00:49
  mentioned it before.
• 1:00:51
  plot follows a group of college students vacationing during April Fool's Day
• 1:00:54
  weekend on an island estate, which is infiltrated by an unknown assailant.
• 1:00:58
  did watch this this year, correct.
• 1:01:00
  We've watched
• 1:01:01
  Jon: we did.
• 1:01:01
  Yep.
• 1:01:02
  Yep.
• 1:01:02
  Ryan: we did.
• 1:01:03
  Jon: This was, this was an early one.
• 1:01:07
  Ryan: Blast from the past.
• 1:01:08
  Check out the episodes.
• 1:01:10
  It's good.
• 1:01:11
  I'll say it's good.
• 1:01:12
  Kearns: It'll be in
• 1:01:12
  Jon: Yeah.
• 1:01:13
  Kearns: It'll be in the end cards.
• 1:01:14
  Ryan: it's just the twist at the end where everyone's dying off and
• 1:01:17
  they kind of find out it was a joke.
• 1:01:20
  It's, it's fine.
• 1:01:21
  It's a fun film.
• 1:01:22
  It's unexpected, especially for a first watch.
• 1:01:25
  Um, though if you are watching this spoilers, sorry, I should have said this,
• 1:01:29
  this list is gonna have spoilers, so if you haven't seen these films, please stop
• 1:01:34
  Jon: kind of goes, kind of goes without saying.
• 1:01:36
  If you, if you're, if the title of your list is twists, you kind of
• 1:01:40
  gotta figure and expect that there's gonna be some twists in these.
• 1:01:45
  Ryan: true.
• 1:01:46
  I, I just, I, you know, just wanna make the viewers aware and it's goes
• 1:01:50
  for this next movie, US Jordan Peele.
• 1:01:54
  Kearns: Hmm.
• 1:01:56
  Good choice.
• 1:01:56
  Ryan: I saw it in theaters.
• 1:01:57
  And when you're watching it, you're kinda like, huh.
• 1:02:00
  But, um, the whole plot is a family's on vacation and they meet their
• 1:02:04
  doppelgangers, but the twist is the wife.
• 1:02:09
  The wife is the doppelganger that switched with the original.
• 1:02:13
  And there's ups and downs and it, there's a lot of curves.
• 1:02:18
  It's a, it's an experience.
• 1:02:19
  I think I, I did like it a little better than get out, in my opinion.
• 1:02:23
  I haven't seen the third film.
• 1:02:25
  I, um, the third film he
• 1:02:29
  Jon: Nope.
• 1:02:29
  Ryan: what it's called.
• 1:02:30
  Kearns: With the
• 1:02:31
  Jon: Nope, nope,
• 1:02:33
  Kearns: Nope, actually very
• 1:02:34
  Jon: nope.
• 1:02:35
  I like a,
• 1:02:36
  Kearns: of all those
• 1:02:36
  Jon: I do too.
• 1:02:38
  I.
• 1:02:39
  Ryan: I've seen clips where the spaceship goes over Steve and
• 1:02:43
  then they suck up the whole crowd.
• 1:02:44
  I've seen that, and that's brutal.
• 1:02:48
  okay, I haven't seen the full thing.
• 1:02:50
  But I have seen this film.
• 1:02:52
  It's one of my favorites and the twist is great.
• 1:02:55
  And is time on your side?
• 1:02:57
  I don't think for Denzel Washington and Fallen, though.
• 1:03:00
  I lo
• 1:03:01
  Kearns: Nice choice.
• 1:03:03
  Ryan: came in a two pack with training day, ironically.
• 1:03:06
  Um
• 1:03:07
  Kearns: great.
• 1:03:08
  Ryan: great.
• 1:03:08
  Tupac, but Denzel Washington play Washington plays a Philadelphia police
• 1:03:13
  detective who is investigating murders committed by an apparent copycat
• 1:03:17
  killer who turns it to be Zael, who can transfer himself by mere touch.
• 1:03:23
  And he's obsessed with the song.
• 1:03:25
  Time is on by Side, by the Rolling Stones.
• 1:03:32
  Jon: I like it.
• 1:03:33
  Ryan: Alright.
• 1:03:34
  I was like, I was ready.
• 1:03:35
  Jon: I like it.
• 1:03:36
  Ryan: like silent.
• 1:03:37
  Jon: No,
• 1:03:38
  Ryan: gonna
• 1:03:38
  Jon: nope.
• 1:03:39
  Ryan: gonna like this one.
• 1:03:40
  The Wicker Man.
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  The original.
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  The
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  Jon: The
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  Yeah.
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  Ryan: Yeah.
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  Jon: Okay.
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  Yeah,
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  Ryan: I mean, officer, you know, visits a isolated Scottish island of summer
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  style in search of a missing girl.
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  And as the film progresses, you learn that the girl is a part of
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  this cult, and he is a sacrifice.
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  It's a great twist ending, great psychological thriller.
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  Um, great British cinema.
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  And there's not a lot to say, but this one you guys are, I'm curious
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  to see what you guys think, but my number one goes to Shutter Island.
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  It's a,
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  Kearns: safe bet.
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  Jon: yeah, yeah.
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  Ryan: I was, I was like,
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  Kearns: One of the best re watches.
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Ryan: it once, and made a lasting impression to like, remember the
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  entire film and just the, the ending still gets me where it's just like.
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  Man, like you're just stuck in this world.
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  And it's like you're trying to break free.
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  And he is.
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  And he's just, it's a repeat over repeat, over repeat.
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  And it's just, it's rough, Great
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Yep.
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  Kearns: film.
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  I love the scene when Buffalo Bill, uh, says that question is, can
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  your violence conquer my violence?
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  It's one of the best lines.
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: I've
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  Jon: I love that.
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  Kearns: actually
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  Jon: Yep.
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  Yep.
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  Ryan: Scorsese too,
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Ryan: so
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  That's a good movie.
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  Kearns: on top
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  Jon: All right,
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  so my top five is kind of predictable.
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  It's also.
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  Surprising that there's not a lot more movies that could
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  qualify the uh, for this.
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  There's some I left off 'cause I haven't seen them, but I went
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  top five Thanksgiving movies, Thanksgiving horror movies.
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  We already did a whole, we did all the, the keeper cut ones.
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  So these are just gonna be, well, not even just, but mostly
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  horror and horror adjacent.
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  So at number five, we get the previously threatened.
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  Thanks killing.
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  Ryan: Hm,
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  Jon: So in Thanksgiving.
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  Thanks.
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  Killing a killer Turkey wipes out a bunch of college students
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  over Thanksgiving break.
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  Those left have to break a curse to defeat Turkey.
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  Thanks.
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  Killing stars, Wanda Lust, who's probably best known for her roles in milf.
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  Does a body good and MILF shakes.
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  Kearns: B movies or porns people you decide?
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  Ryan: there's so
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  Jon: Oh, that would be a good,
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  that would be a good game
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  Kearns: Yep.
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  Jon: B horror movie
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  Kearns: Well, it's gonna be really revealing depending
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  on how good we are at it.
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  Adrie ray, porn star, or singer.
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  All right.
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  Jon: my number four, I feel like I've put put out before, it's called the Boneyard.
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  Um, it stars Ed Nelson Norman Fell.
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  Phyllis Diller, um, zombie kids run wild in a morgue with only a psychic,
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  a cop, and two corners to stop them, and a giant murderous poodle.
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  Ryan: that's
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  Kearns: Ic, giant murderous poodle,
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  Ryan: a
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: yeah,
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  Jon: it's, it definitely sounds like a bar joke.
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  Yep, yep.
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  My number, my number three for a long time was the only Thanksgiving
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  movie I knew of, and it's a movie from the eighties called Blood Rage.
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  Um, and Blood Rage is after murdering a man, a boy blames his twin brother
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  who winds up institutionalized while the real killer goes on with his life.
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  After 10 years, the twin escapes and the killing starts all over again.
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  But who is the killer now?
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  Ryan: Okay.
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  Kearns: To get it now, kids
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  Jon: It's,
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  not bad.
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  It's blood rage.
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  My nu my number two.
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  We're going to sort of get back to a, a movie similar to Thanksgiving.
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  It's called Black Friday.
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  Um, and the first thing you have, the, the first thing you have to talk about with
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  Black Friday is how cool this cast is.
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  You get Seth Green in there, you get Michael J.
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  White, uh, Bruce Campbell, Devin swa, and, um, Ivana Quero, who Ryan will not know
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  because he hasn't seen Pan's Labyrinth.
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  But,
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  Kearns: Or
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  Jon: but
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  if I, if Vana Quero is the, is the little girl from um, Pan's Labyrinth?
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  Kearns: no, then not I I thought you were talking about the mother.
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  Jon: No, no, no.
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  She's the, she's the little girl from Pan's.
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  If you haven't seen E two Mama Tan Bim, by the way, that's another fun one.
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  Um, not nearly, it's not the same type of movie.
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  It has nothing to do with Guillerma del Toro.
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  It's just a Spanish
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: two guys who meet a girl
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 1:09:04
  Kearns: bang her.
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  But yeah, it's a
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  Jon: So.
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  Kearns: I.
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  Jon: So in Black Friday, a toy store opens Thanksgiving night for its annual
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  sale, but the customers are soon the least of their worries as an alien
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  parasite ravages the customers and staff,
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  and it's, you know, it's low budget, but it's really, really good.
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  It's a lot, a lot of fun.
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  Ryan: Anytime Bruce Campbell's done anything, I'm sold.
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  Jon: Yep.
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  Ryan: how
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  Jon: Yep.
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  That's why I watched it in the first place.
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  Ryan: good.
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  So good.
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  My number one, my number one is not truly a horror movie, it's horror adjacent.
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  It's not truly a Thanksgiving movie, but it probably has one of the most
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  iconic Thanksgiving scenes ever in a movie, and it is Adam's family values.
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  Ryan: Uh,
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  Kearns: That's a good choice.
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  I didn't even have that on my radar
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Yep.
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  Yep.
• 1:10:08
  So, um, at Camp Wednesday stages a reenactment of the first Thanksgiving,
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  but it's not quite the version of Thanksgiving that we're comfortable with.
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  Meanwhile, mortician Gomez are celebrating a new edition named Bert
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  Uncle Festers in love, uncle festers in love with a, with a con artist.
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  It's such a wonderful movie,
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  Kearns: movie
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  Jon: and it's currently on sale on 4K on Amazon, so
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  Kearns: is Ster Lloyd.
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  Christopher Lloyd.
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  Yeah.
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  It's another great reason to love that movie.
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  Ryan: so watching this film, millions of times, he, she kills that girl.
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  She, she,
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  Ryan: She, she drowns
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  Kearns: kills that girl.
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  Ryan: Just wanted to make
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  Kearns: yeah.
• 1:11:04
  Ryan: she didn't know how to swim.
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  She didn't know how to swim.
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  Kearns: It is a little bit of, um, the good sun going on in this movie.
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  They go a little too far and Adams family values,
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  Jon: The, the Adam,
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  family was always my favorite of those two shows, the Munsters and
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  the Adams family, because the Adams family, Al was always a little darker.
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  Ryan: yes.
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  Kearns: yeah, absolutely.
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  The Munsters was the comedic knockoff
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 1:11:31
  Kearns: mo.
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  I guess Adams family is already comedic, but it was kind of like
• 1:11:34
  a more comedic knockoff, at least that's always my interpretation of it.
• 1:11:37
  Ryan: Yeah.
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  I,
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  Jon: Yeah.
• 1:11:38
  Ryan: were more like, what would these, like the monsters be in a
• 1:11:42
  comedy like element while the Adams family was already comedy because
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  it was a comic strip beforehand by
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Ryan: So,
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  Kearns: yeah.
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  All right, guys, that's Thanksgiving.
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  Hope you enjoy the episode and take a look at the cards to see
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  the episodes we referenced earlier.
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  Ryan: Thanksgiving.
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  Jon: Happy Thanksgiving guys.
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  Kearns: sucks everybody.
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  Jon: Eat as much as you want.
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  Nobody can tell you to stop.
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  See ya.