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OTL - S2Ep7 - Family Affair · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: I'm also just trying to shoehorn my way in here
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  Speaker 1: as much as possible like you, So they like, you're
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  Speaker 1: whitely asked me to be here a second time, and
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  Speaker 1: so now I'm like, oh, I get to be here
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Okay, now, you know, like really.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for waiting the whole week and coming back.
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  Speaker 3: I know that was so nice to you. And I
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  Speaker 3: love that you're wearing a completely different caftan for us.
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  Speaker 3: Do you like the sparkle CJ's got.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's quite a grave or tity.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. CJ's got what a beautiful sparkly bandana on that
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  Speaker 3: matches your calf tan on.
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  Speaker 2: The LNAI is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 1: I do like to match my uppecially. Yeah, she still
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  Speaker 1: what a wonder pup. I wish her and Abby could
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  Speaker 1: be friends. I think they'd be chill.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just watching you lovingly.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you've met Abby, which I know
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  Speaker 3: you have, so I guess maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Having attention spread around to anybody any other pups than her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she would immediately try to kill that much larger
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  Speaker 3: than her dog with her one tooth, because she would
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  Speaker 3: be like, that's my mom did you sniff.
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  Speaker 1: Her, I'll fuck you up. Oh and yeah, CJ will
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  Speaker 1: definitely be up on your like business dancing around be
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  Speaker 1: like okay, hi, yeah it's.
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  Speaker 4: I want more guests to bring dogs because I love
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  Speaker 4: just watching behind you.
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  Speaker 1: I loved when she like laid out just like.
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  Speaker 2: With her with her arms out like a lady.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you look like such a trash dog? Abby?
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  Speaker 3: You got to it's cool, It's true, I do.
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  Speaker 2: This is a lady.
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  Speaker 1: She used to have a brother that she would face
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  Speaker 1: fuck though, like to show her dominance, like she is
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  Speaker 1: sweet and docile, like what but she wouldn't just yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, so this is my sweet little, pretty old lady.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to know this show anymore. Quit.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: Broke me.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like last week I told Aaron was like
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  Speaker 1: regretting her life choices having me on and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, you did it twice, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: you had a week to think about it, so you're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: But back to the face fucking yes please. Yeah. She
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  Speaker 1: is the sweetest little thing. And her brother Sam, she
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh you think you're oh you're a boy,
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  Speaker 1: you're top dog patriarchy. Well, I'm not just gonna hump you,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna face fuck you. Like. She never did it
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  Speaker 1: from the back end. She always went to the front.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, and how how did you respond?
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  Speaker 3: She knows what.
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  Speaker 1: When get a girl When she's like, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna stay down there until I'm finished. She is
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  Speaker 1: a dumb She just let it happen, that's the bitch.
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  Speaker 3: She would lift her leg and like it's not in
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  Speaker 3: the face fuck vein, just as like a sign of like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I'm the boss with you. When she was a puppy,
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  Speaker 3: she'd come over and back up and like lift her
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  Speaker 3: leg and just like set her vagina on like your foot,
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  Speaker 3: and we would be like, get the fuck off there,
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  Speaker 3: no humping, no, like it was more like she was
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  Speaker 3: marketing her scent on us.
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  Speaker 1: Just even leaving a snail trail on you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it was so weird. And the doctor's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's a form of dominance, and we were like, it's weird.
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  Speaker 3: It's not telling me my boss. It's just like, why
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  Speaker 3: is your vagina resting on the front of my.
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  Speaker 2: Shoe because that's where I want it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you're you're not You're not the smartest, but
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  Speaker 3: you're the cutest.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she she really is. She's just the like talk
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  Speaker 1: about the quintessential rider.
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  Speaker 3: Die. Yeah, this chick has been through it all with me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'd like to think I've been there, but nah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's Abby.
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  Speaker 3: You have been there almost as much as Abby, but.
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  Speaker 1: Like almost, but like legit that that princess sparkle, Like
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  Speaker 1: that's this little puff ever like she she deserves a
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  Speaker 1: pedestal and all all the flowers.
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm flirting with the producer. Wait cover hears, I'm flirting
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  Speaker 1: with the producer so I can come back. She makes decisions.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's smart. Yeah, if there's no more casting couches, like,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do something.
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  Speaker 2: She really likes plain hamburgers.
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  Speaker 1: Right, nothing added.
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  Speaker 3: Not last night really not night. We went to McDonald's
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  Speaker 3: before I like settled in for the evening, and she
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  Speaker 3: I tore up her hamburger and I leave the pieces
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  Speaker 3: in her in with like the little bit of bread
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  Speaker 3: that comes with it, and then I put it either
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  Speaker 3: in a plate or sometimes I put it in her
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  Speaker 3: high to treat thing. And she was just like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want that ship and then she was like, what's that?
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  Speaker 3: You got nuggets? And I was like, so I took
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  Speaker 3: a pair of scissors and I cut up one whole
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  Speaker 3: chicken nugget into tiny little pieces for her and went
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  Speaker 3: and put it in her football. And she was like,
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  Speaker 3: why do I ever get a hamburger? This nugget shit
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  Speaker 3: is my life. I want nuggets always.
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  Speaker 2: Mom, I never want burgers. I want nugget I'm a
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  Speaker 2: nugget girl.
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  Speaker 1: Now, yeah, I'm a nugget girl.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay, You're so pretty. I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Can Mommy do her show? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah? Back to this?
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  Speaker 2: Oh here comes lady?
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  Speaker 1: Oh was I here? Was I here? Oh? Yeah? Can you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Good close.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna about to watch an episode, a very touching
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: episode of Rose gets her period. Oh is that not? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: It needs to be. Let's write that one, the lost episode.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we have to get back on task, my Hulu exodent.
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  Speaker 3: We've been talking too long time.
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  Speaker 2: Should we tell them about this episode?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Please?
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  Speaker 4: Season two, episode seven is called Family Affair. The original
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  Speaker 4: air date was November twenty second, nineteen eighty six. It
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  Speaker 4: was directed by Terry Hughes and it was written by
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  Speaker 4: Our Girl Winnifred Harvey.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, her favorite day.
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  Speaker 4: Cool and I'll have some trivia for you later. But
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  Speaker 4: what do you think this episode's about?
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  Speaker 2: Called family affair?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I really hope that it's why go down
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  Speaker 1: the street when you can go down the hall kind
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  Speaker 1: of situation? Family affair? But I'm so much.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to mac on Sophia in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 1: As long as it's your not her family member. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean they could get it on. That might be
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  Speaker 1: a hot lemon party. I'm sorry, I should.
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  Speaker 2: He How do you do that noise erin.
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  Speaker 1: There?
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  Speaker 2: You do one where you're.
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  Speaker 3: Like going, I have a multi faceted in my vomit noise.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's why you paid the big books.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, Kristin. What do you think it's about? Save us?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna give bullshit. So, yeah, one of.
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  Speaker 5: Their family members has to come stay with them because
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  Speaker 5: their spouse is cheating having an affair.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I mean that sounds plausible. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 3: As want to pick a villain? Can the Christians come
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  Speaker 3: to an agreement on the villain? Gina, you don't often
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  Speaker 3: join in, feel free to contribute, But because you've seen
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  Speaker 3: the episodes, so like.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff for trivia. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, since I went with the coffee cups last week
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  Speaker 1: and I chose my extra Rose, I think this week
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  Speaker 1: I'm going with my Savage Sophia.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fine with that Savage Sophia. I had a mask
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  Speaker 3: during COVID that was that like there's those segmented, like
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  Speaker 3: gradiated lines of color in like a circle. They're kind
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  Speaker 3: of like eighties colors, and then there's always like a
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  Speaker 3: person or something in front of it. A lot of
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  Speaker 3: shirts on Amazon, but I had a mask of Sophia
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  Speaker 3: that said savage on it, but it was her like
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  Speaker 3: standing in front of one of those like circles of
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  Speaker 3: striped colors, and I was like.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I had one with Sofia that said picture at
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  Speaker 4: Pandemic twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Oh nice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: See, before we even do each other, we knew we
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  Speaker 2: liked Golden Girls together.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I have to say, if your friends with someone
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  Speaker 1: who doesn't like the Golden Girls, like, do you need
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  Speaker 1: that toxicity in your life?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Like Cooperman, who wouldn't write our theme song? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because j Sarge wrote it for it?
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  Speaker 5: Yes he did, and it's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So and he writes music for real people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not just.
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  Speaker 3: No, well yeah, I mean I look, I'm not pronchi
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  Speaker 3: haded Cooperman. I doubt you're listening. But if you are, John,
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  Speaker 3: I think you're lovely. You are my splendid daddy to infinity. However,
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  Speaker 3: he writes like jingles for like comedy. They're not like
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  Speaker 3: moving pieces of music platypus.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So he's got the I'm loving it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, only his is literally what he did.
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  Speaker 1: I I mean, that's that's interesting. I feel like I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard that before anywhere. But also that might have
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  Speaker 1: been because of him.
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  Speaker 2: We asked him to write ours and he went, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't like that show. We're like, how dare you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, he.
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  Speaker 2: Man, he you know what, that's it? Call him. We're
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  Speaker 2: calling him up right now. She got our phone.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: You know, we're gonna tell him he's got the same
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  Speaker 1: lyrical writing talent is Rose and high school all the matter,
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  Speaker 1: go go, go go.
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  Speaker 3: He won't get the joke.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't like the show, all right, he wouldn't get it,
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: but you know who.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: Does like the show? Us? So guys, we're gonna go away.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: You're gonna listen to some messages from our sponsors and
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: you're gonna love him because they are sick. And then
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: we'll come back and talk about the episode we just
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: watched him play a little game.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back, Miami is nice. So I'll say it thrice.
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  Speaker 3: the time this podcast airs because we've now heard.
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• 11:37
  Speaker 3: No, I don't ever get sick of your sarcasm. Okay, so.
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  Speaker 2: Good, because I'm not stopping.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't want you to. All Right, here we go
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  Speaker 3: the quick Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, this is.
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  Speaker 2: Very special.
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  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: You already?
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  Speaker 3: She's ready you wet. Oh, it's been hard. It's been
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  Speaker 3: hard for her.
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  Speaker 1: She's had to listen to me and that is tires.
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: So you know, my dog's trying to dig a hole
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  Speaker 3: into the apartment below us. Right now, keep going, good doctor,
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  Speaker 3: you know if the neighbors are mad when you fall
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  Speaker 3: through the floor. Okay, so first question, we know that
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  Speaker 3: Rose's daughter Bridget is coming, but who comes for a
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  Speaker 3: surprise visit?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I went before the question was.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine, you're our guest. I'll allow it once.
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  Speaker 1: Do it again, Michael, Yes, yes, Also that's what got
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  Speaker 1: me into trouble. In the Constitution Bowl in eighth grade,
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  Speaker 1: I would absolutely hit the button and not give a
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  Speaker 1: fuck who health buzzed in. I would just buzz, say the.
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  Speaker 3: Constitution ball and could we maybe send our president to
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  Speaker 3: it to in some stode.
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  Speaker 1: Shame.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, I didn't mean so, all right, that's I
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  Speaker 3: want to off air here all we're on air. If
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  Speaker 3: it's a brief story, hear all about the Constitution Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: Eighth grade is when we learned about it. Was eighth
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  Speaker 1: grade government, and uh yeah it was. It was a
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  Speaker 1: quick quiz show style, so in class we would you
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  Speaker 1: would give us buzzers and like you know how, you're
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  Speaker 1: set in rows, So if you're in the first row,
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  Speaker 1: you had a buzzer and he would ask questions and
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  Speaker 1: if you got the answer, right, you got to stay
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  Speaker 1: there and you know, everyone would move through, and then
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  Speaker 1: you could create teams and in front of the school
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  Speaker 1: during lunch, we'd be in the like multipurpose room on
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  Speaker 1: the stage, and as teams you would compete. But I
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  Speaker 1: constantly was giving the other team like we won. I
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  Speaker 1: fucking won. But I did give a bunch of points
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  Speaker 1: away because like bam and just fucking say because I'm like, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the fastest. I know this answer, right, y'all. I
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  Speaker 1: just could not wait for them to call for me,
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  Speaker 1: so a bike, so me calling before your I have
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  Speaker 1: to remind myself, do not say anything until you finished
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  Speaker 1: the question.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's okay, though.
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  Speaker 1: I just also really want to beat Kristen. I took
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  Speaker 1: so many more notes this time.
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  Speaker 3: Still using that paper wrong, huh, that's cool. Yeah, it's cool.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. It was a little more concise.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine. I love it. Everything that you write in
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  Speaker 3: that notebook is like an office rereading card. And I
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  Speaker 3: think we established that last week, and I think it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I meanwhile, I have my very like succinct bullet pointed
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  Speaker 3: Sophia Villain. Every inch of this paper has been used.
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  Speaker 3: Note bad efficient. Yes it was, yes, okay, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Question two, guys, get ready, why did Michael get fired
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  Speaker 3: from the jam As Club? Kristin with a K had
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  Speaker 3: it didn't want to wear a tie? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Correct?
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  Speaker 4: You just call her missus Farley if you're nasty.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, This next one's a two part two point question.
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  Speaker 3: Please let me finish the entire question. What food item
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  Speaker 3: there's rose say is missing from the table? And what
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: does Dorothy say happen to them? I don't know who
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: that was, you were talking at the same her. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it'll go easier on us later if we just give
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  Speaker 3: it to Kristin.
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  Speaker 2: The cheese carved the shoes carved.
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  Speaker 1: Out of cheese.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, she said she spread them on the Truscit windmill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's shockingly almost directly thistivity.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys want.
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  Speaker 5: Because I heard that and I was like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: trust gits and for effort right, you probably can't, huh,
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  Speaker 5: I can't now, but I love trust.
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  Speaker 1: Sits right, And I want to see what the next
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  Speaker 1: question is because I was looking at my notes and
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  Speaker 1: there's another two food items that come up. So I
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  Speaker 1: was looking between the two of them, like, oh, ship,
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  Speaker 1: which one was it so, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be disappointed because the next question is,
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  Speaker 3: where is Rose's daughter Bridget going to school?
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  Speaker 1: Purdle.
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  Speaker 3: It was Christen again Oxford.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, there's a second question. No, but because I
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  Speaker 1: do know where Michael also goes to school.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't, that's noell.
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  Speaker 1: He goes to the School of Life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then Bridget says, isn't that just what people
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  Speaker 3: who can't get into college say? M h, It's true,
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  Speaker 3: you know arming, I can I can see why they
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  Speaker 3: ended up in bed together in that episode because she
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  Speaker 3: was so fucking charming, not bitch at all. All right, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: moving on, finish the Scandinavian saying you can lead a
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  Speaker 3: herring to water. But it was Christen again doing this
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  Speaker 3: raise your hand, and then.
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  Speaker 1: I said, but it's also like, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: there is a delay, so I'm raising my hand when
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  Speaker 1: I say it, so if there's a visual that goes
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  Speaker 1: with it, you might see that. I said it first, like.
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  Speaker 3: Wes and just yeah. Wes was like flailing yeah right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm also I'm like, oh, she's done with it yet,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like I don't want to say too, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: You don't even know first now, but.
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  Speaker 5: All right, well if you get the quote, d oh,
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  Speaker 5: I haven't marked because I'm gonna put this on my wall.
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  Speaker 5: But you can. You can lead a hang to water,
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  Speaker 5: but you have to walk really fast. Are they die?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Or you're gonna get a stencil and like no, I'm
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to put Please take a photo of that.
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  Speaker 3: If you do, I like it.
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  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so just real quick middle of the
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  Speaker 3: game here, Remember your name is your buzzer flailing before the.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna hear my name a lot quicker now
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  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna hope I get to the end of
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  Speaker 1: your sentence. But like bit, it's on. She's gonna say
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  Speaker 1: the Now you thought you thought Kristen was the competitive buck, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on now. I did the first game last week.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, ship, I didn't take notes. Oh
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I was audit this'.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: She's her redemption story.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Question and six Rose never passed out at the House
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: of Fabrics, but she did pass out where Christen. Yes,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: the world of Wool. Yeah, the wool.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's the one note I didn't take. I've
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: got everything else about that one.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: By the way rip, House of Fabrics rip. Most of
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: the Joann's in.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: The world World of Fabrics was a real place.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: House of fabrics.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: House of fabrics Joanne and Hancock fabrics where the man. Yeah,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: and now there's basically.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Not Michaels really, which already has Halloween out. I know
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: when we are recording this, it is June twenty eighth.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I about we very real time record these when they're
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: really We're not at all like a soap opera that
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: films way far ahead anytime.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Drey took off.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: All right, so cool, World of Wool. Let's move on.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Why does Rose agree with Dorothy that Bridget isn't Michael's type?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Burl, Yes, Dorothy says that her daughter's trash trash, trash, trash, trash, trash.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: No, I think she says something else.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Why did Rose agree what Dorothy that Bridget isn't Michael's type?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Still she got to answer, but last week she answered
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: because she's not. He's not good enough for her.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Her pre burdle the point. So we can move on.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: This is awkward.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: C J.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Help God.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, keep me calm, baby girl, keep me cut.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: So sweet.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Rose dog didn't know who this person was. But who
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: does Dorothy say, Bridget moves faster than Kristen.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, Marcus Allen?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Oh great, right, and then Gina, you did answer this already.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: But to Rose's point, who actually is Marcus Allen?
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: G yeah, running back the Raiders? Right, I'm gonna put
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: that in my trivia. Okay.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like at the bonus point for her. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: that's extra credit.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I heard her say it, and they tried not to
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: make a face while we were watching. How many times
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: does Dorothy cole Bridge a tramp?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I was tramp, not trash?
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Kristen yes, five, yes, yeah, she's a tramp. And then
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: she says tramp, tramp, tramp, She's a tramp.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Miami is nice. You are a tramp?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Go go go tramp.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Okay. Question eleven, what event was Bobby Joe's Springer walking
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Blanche home from?
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: I love these I love these Southern events, that these
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: names of these Southern events all the time. I know
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: the last.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: One anyone got it? M m all point to it.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Was the annual Fine Manner's Ball.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: They would have a Manners thing.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Ye yeah, okay, and then one more real question, But
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: then there is a bonus question, and it's everyone is
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: eligible to answer it, and you will all get a
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: point for it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: And it is a mail in.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: So I need I'll need your two upc So here's
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: the last real question. Who knows Blanche's body better than
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: she does?
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Kristin?
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Kristin was first, go ahead.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Any man in Miami not attached to a woman or restorator?
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Yes? Correct, that is that's correct, okay, and here the
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: bones question. Everyone then answers correct, he gets a point.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Does Aaron want one of those cute little picnic hampers
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: roses packing for her daughter Bridget?
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Oh absolute gita, Yes.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Ye, I should have left the word cued out, but
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: that was why, well, why would you make that question
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: if you're like, fuck, no, I don't want no. I
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: know that. I just really wanted to be able to
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: talk about that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: That is, you also wanted her skirt the Bridget hud.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: That skirt is great, that drop. I had a barbie
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: with that skirt, but I was too little like kids
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: outfits didn't really do the floor length drop skirt like
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: drop like waist skirt thing like that. And then by
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: the time I got to this age and I tried it,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: on I was like Target had one a couple of
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: years ago, and I was like, oh, look at this,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: fat mom. I don't want this, but I would wear
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: that one.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I heard you also wanted the penis pan that's on
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the wall.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: It's not a pibster. We will act you see.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I say penis, you say lobster. Tomato Tomato.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I just got the bag clips the mystery set and
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: oh did you get elusive?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't get this one on.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: YouTube for like or eBay. Yeah, I drew it. It
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: will eventually be an on the Luni sticker. We're just
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: not sure yet if we're doing.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I find one in the wild like a good Will,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: It pack or oh I've been like watching those on
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: eBay to buy one from my kitchen. But so I
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: just did a sticker. You didn't really so that eventually,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: What about that?
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: It's definitely look like it's not focused.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: It's off to the side.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: No, I get that. It looks like I'm just telling you,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: it's very much a lobster.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, when you look at the back and see the
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: beveling and whatnot on the pan, yes, lobster. You bake
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: that Bitch Tennis.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: It's a vintage lobster mold for jello cakes and Golden
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Girls fans Copper nineteen eighties, made in Portugal.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about how jello cakes rarely rarely hit.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Aspect?
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I think aspects and jello mold salads are delightful. I
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: have not the nineteen fifties. Well, I'm actually planning. No,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: I'm planning a shrimp cocktail version where I'm going to
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: mix cocktail sauce with the jello and that.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Let me just have diarrhea now, just hearing about it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You know two more buckets that I'll be a super bottle.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Bring it on.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: You don't know you hate it until you try it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: But most people the aspect complaint. And I've only ever
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: had one aspect at like a bougie restaurant extra I
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: think in France actually, and it was fine. But the
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: problem is most of them involve some sort of like
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: meat stock. So if it's a savory one with like
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: stuff in it, you also still have to use like
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: a chicken or a beef broth to make the gelatine,
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: So so you start off with this very strong salty
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: like meat taste behind whatever the real flavor is the
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: aspect I had in France was a savory thing, but
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: it didn't have it. I think the base was like
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: a citrus sauce to go with.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: How giggly is it?
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: They're jiggly?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: It's like it's because I think that's that's the things consistency, texture,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: the look of the jiggly meat, and like because a
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: lot of times when you think meat and can congealed, jiggly,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: it's fat and I love fat. Like, don't get me wrong,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: give me a chicken skin. Chiceroni is like fat, but
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: also like jiggly. Cold is it cold? It's cold? It
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: has to be shillow. There's always room.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Some of the aspects are sort of like meant to
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: be served room temp at like a party. And to
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: be fair, you had these housewives.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: There was nothing else matter.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Right, Like they're sitting around all day when they're done
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: vacuuming and cleaning, reading articles and the fast fight.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I got to clean out the refrigerator. Let's put everything
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well like leftover castle role.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Companies like sp seven Up seven Up had an ad
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: telling you that you should mix it with milk as
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: like a treat because they were trying. They were trying
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: to find new ways to get consumers to use their products.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: It's no different than during World War two, or no,
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: not World War During Prohibition, the Paps Beer Company, which
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: was one of like the top selling beers at the time,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: they shifted. They used all the beer making equipment, they
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: made cheese. They sold this canned cheese product, and there
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: were all these free recipe books because of course, if
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: you get a free recipe book, you might buy a
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: can of PEPs cheese and try it. And so that's
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: how these aspects and weird jello salads from the fifties
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: and sixties became a thing. Was that Hormel or you know,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: whichever canned meat person was like, hey, you want to
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: spice up your potluck, here's this free recipe booklet try
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: our weird shit. And so women did because they had
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: free time, good every time, and groceries didn't cost anywhere
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: near what they costing it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Speaking of cheese and groceries, if you're ever in a
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: bad mood, like random segue, if you're in a bad
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: mood and you're at the grocery store, go to where
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: you can find the easy cheese and look at the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: directions because I shit you not. The first line is
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: for best results. Remove cap.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: If you want subpar results, random results, exciting results, fucking
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: do what you please, but best results, yep, gotta take
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: the cap off best results. So when I see that,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: it makes me feel good because then I realized, holy fuck,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: that direction is there because of people, and if you
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: met people, goddamn.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: If you're someone that's buying easy cheese, I can imagine
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: you need help opening it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want to knock easy cheese too bad, because, like, thank.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: You, I'm not supposed to cut into it like a
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: slice of cheese.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Can't explodes.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Fi your.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Oh god, everywhere.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: I can eat so much cheese I have diarrhea.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Easy cheese is fine, it's fine.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: But it is also fucking easy.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: That is that is literally it's easy.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Because it's I hope it says not like it's cheese
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: like product. I feel like.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: It's like velvet that's not cheese.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but velvita has its place, like if you're making
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: like like a rotel, like a Caeso cheese dip, the
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: velveta is way better at staying wet. Want to make
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: it If you make a caeso dip with real cheese
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: that can jails much faster. There's there's some benefit or
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: like we use it if we do like cheesy. Every
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: year in our perogis, we do cheesy mashed potatoes and
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: one of the things we use real cheddar, but we
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: also throw in some easy cheese because it helps mix
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: into the potatoes a little easier. And sometimes there's little
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: pieces of cheese left, but those are good because they
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: get hot when you boil the progies and then there's
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: like a little tiny string of cheese And.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so happy it's almost time for
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: lunch because.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Where's our cheesecake? Abby?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Is it time to go?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: No?
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: And I you know, no, I forgot the villain.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: I wasn't I wasn't ready.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, and who won? I mean we all know
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: it's Kristen.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: But yeah, who won?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Was it me?
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: It's me?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Let me get my surprise for you out And.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I feel bad every time I win.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Don't do you? Kristen also sent me a link while
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: we were talking to a kitchen lobster magnet.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought she was going to send you a
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: link to her first place trophy.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is her trophy. We will get
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: her the pan and they'll say number one at trivia.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, number number one.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Then I got myself a hand cramp writing notes too fast,
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: go off.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Would you like trivia or villain?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, let's get through villain. Yeah, no, wait, trivia
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: trivia because then we can end on a villain note.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: All right, unless you want to do a star wife.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: The more you know, so many options. So this is
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: this is the bad place. I'm giving you too many choices.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Scott, I don't know if it's Jacoby or Jacoby is
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: plays Michael, and he plays him three times. They kept
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: the same actor for Michael, and then Marilyn Jones played Bridget.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Michael won an Emmy for a Drama movie, and Marilyn
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: was on a show called King's Crossing. I know I've
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: heard of that. Is that a soap opera?
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: No?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: No, I've heard ya, but I don't know what it is.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Dorothy says, Michael is what twenty eight twenty nine?
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: He is the oldest baby, and she married Stan while pregnant,
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: so he should be like thirty eight because they were
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: married for thirty eight years. Yeah, it's a little.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe he died.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: He died and came back.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he died and came back, or he died and
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: then she had another kid ten years later and thirty
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: eight and then she was like, you know, I'm so
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: heartbroken of losing or they just don't care about the
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: original Michael, you know, fuck fuck your continuity.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, based on Blanche's age math in the last episode,
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: I think maybe we don't math well here right the girls.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Uh, he's clearly not actually playing the saxophone in that.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: One scene, as you can tell that.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: You say.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Another little bit of trivia, Bridget said she's going to
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: stay in a flat on campus at Oxford. Oxford does
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: not have a campus you can stay at facts, which
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: I did not know that until I read the trivia.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: A couple flats across the street.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe a couple things they mentioned that I looked
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: up while we were watching it. The Journey of Natty Gan,
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: a movie with John Cusack about a girl finding her
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: father on a cross country journey during the Depression.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: So that sounds like a fun movie to see with
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: your grandma, you know.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: And then they mentioned chevi Cheetah Rivera which who's a
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: was a singer and actress, and we already talked about Marcus.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: How that's all I got.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Thanks, that's awesome. You know, sometimes episodes don't have as
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: much fun facts as others, and that's uh, it's okay.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Watching a forty year old show. Sometimes you're like, who
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: are they talking about? I have to google them.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Right, But it's also the lessons we learned and the
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: triggers they have.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: The only one I didn't know from this episode and
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: now I can't remember the name is she says like, oh, okay,
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: so and so and so and so we're wearing dark
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: colors again or whatever towards the end, or.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's from Miami event.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Names.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot Okay, yep, got it, thank you.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: We remember how much wrote was it Rose Loves Miami Advice,
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Rose Vice.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: John Johnson's Church.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wouldn't even be the word state I had been on. Okay,
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: so yeah, as the villain, here we go, as ready
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: my girl. Okay, honestly, she's so mean in this episode.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: It basically did it for me. Yeah, So.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to defend her like Kristen does a Rose.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: The big ticket items I think in this episode as
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: far as villiant villain behavior for me is that when
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Michael and Bridget are naked in bed, she refers to
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Rose's daughter Bridget as the stupid flat chested girl. Shed
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: the flat chested girl. That's a little intense. And then
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: in that same scene she's like, I disown you. You're
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: not part of our family. And then the next morning
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: she's wearing quite literally mourning attire because she says that
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Michael no longer exists.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Can even see Yes, I'd rather not. I'd rather run
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: into furniture than fucking see you.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, but as Italians, no, Italian guilt is fucking real.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Italian Italian mother and grandmother guilt is real. So yeah,
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: so she's the villain, little flat chested Bridget.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: The coffee cups don't lie.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, that is the takeaway.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Really good work, right.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Oh real quick? Another fun fun fact between Aaron and
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I seventeen years of Facebook friends with some delightful pictures
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: from when we were at Disney.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Oh that's why too, that's why two k there are
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: you holding with the shirts?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: No? We were shooting yep, shooting pool the two thousand
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: New Year's Eve.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the ninth Oh I thought it was
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: ninety nine into two thousand, right, yeah.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Something on your head then yeah.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah they say happy New Year.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, because that's why I thought you were like.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an Abercrommie and Finch shirt and old navy jeans.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Not Finch and.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Sophia could never say we were the flex.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Oh my, those bosoms, the girls.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: That always that's what sucks about Red.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: And I don't know for me talking.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: About photos, you may have to send those Christmas as
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: you that I want to see the boo bage.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's what the fans will be screaming
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: for right that.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: That is some serious cleave a.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: This is what october Fest was. This that was.
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  Speaker 1: So I brought all these wooden funks so I would,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: you know, like, oh, you look like you could use
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: a fuck, like do you want to face fock titty
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: fuck finger fuck? And I would just hand them these
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: little wooden fucks, and oh my god, the free the
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: reciprocal ship that I got back was pretty fucking awesome.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: So it pays to have a to give a fuck.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: It pays to give a fuck and get some cheap
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: fox because you get the returns and dividends.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Oh good to know. Mm hmm, good to know.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: The whole thing of doing Fair Favors is like a
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: big deal on oh lived in So.
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  Speaker 2: I would I.
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  Speaker 3: No, because you on your on your garb, if you
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: dress if you dress up when you go to fair,
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: on your garb, you would put all of your fair favors.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: And it's like little trinkets maybe pins, like.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Your pieces of flair.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, And so every year I would do a
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: limited addition for like just my core closest group of friends,
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: each year a very different craft and make. So some
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: years I did Rosette, some years I did Little Bins.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: One year I did like spooky only spooky stuff for
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: my friends.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: So like, oh yeah, like Moody and Maroon, and then
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I have a nice big fuck.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: Mooney and they're an act that is pretty predominantly in SOCO.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: But then Mooney comes up here to our fair and
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: he's on the news time with Wesley but we but
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Bruin doesn't come up. Just it's just Mooney. Well, because
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: they're not friends in real life, they just get booked
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: to get I mean they're not not friends, but yeah,
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: they get along, but they get booked into SOCOL together
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: it's not always that they get booked everywhere together.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm like, I'm assuming
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: they are together in a part, But.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Because I think when I went to San Diego's Fair
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: with Rachel, I think they also weren't there or together.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: It was just one of them. And so I think
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: it's what you can afford. And I think so cal
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Renfair can afford the.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the money, so all the stuff and things. Yeah,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: well yeah, all right, So do you We've loved, We've laughed,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: We've gotten off topic.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Do you want to tell everyone where they can find
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: you for all of your amazing, wonderful things that you do?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Ah? Yes, if you were here last week, I gave
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: a teaser. But so if you would like to see
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: me on Instagram. So I'm a burlesque dancer and performer
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: international and whatnot. I'm your hostess with the mostess, fire
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: breathing burlesque maven. So whatever your burlesque needs are, I
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: got you. And then if you are a little bit spicier,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I can take those talents one step further. You can
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: visit me at Let's See Burlesque. You can visit me
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: at Tricksy Renee t R I X y R E
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: n E. I'm sure they'll put those things up. But
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: if you want something a little spicier, I have a
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: set of skills that are very particular. Exactly, I mean, I.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Ever get taken.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: We call guys, all right, exactly plan the girls can
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: see my tools up on the wall. You can visit
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: me at Miss Tricks because I'm the mistress Mixed Tricks
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: M I S S t R I x O C.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: And you can learn how to tie people up and uh,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: poor candle wax, learn how to properly cane someone. You know,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: good times, good stuff, good.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Things, wholesome family activities, yes.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fight the patriarchy. And then if you and then
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: on the complete other end of the spectrum, if you
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: would like some help around Disney, I can get you
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: around rint lice and quick because I am lazy, not
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: lazy efficient.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: That was the best segue from if you want to
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: get blogged at Disney wind cane at the Disneyland Hotel,
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: you know, quick trip to Rise of Resistance, call this chick.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: You know what? That is a really good Uh, that's
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: a good angle. I should you know? Why limit my options?
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Expand expand, Oh, so good.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Bolts water play or uh Daisies Dominatrix den or I
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: like that one like dump I.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Know, figure them out back out.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: That's a hard limit there, okay, but you can pay
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: extra for the water spur. It's like if I got
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: to pee anyways, might as well.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: You know at clean you know it is.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: It is very sterile. It is sterile.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: All those things are better in my toilet than on me.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Is just how I yeah, especially the back and don't
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: don't you vomit on me? Like I mean, I get, But.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: As someone who threw up in someone's mouth mouth once
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: and then also had them throw up back in my
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: mouth because our mouths were still attached, I can tell
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: you great. Oh look A long time ago, ironically the
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: first time I had ever been to Club thirty three.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Directly after that, I went to this party for Saint
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Patrick's Day where the guy that I had been like
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: falling around with showed up with a date, and I
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: was pissed, and so I drank like a handle of
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: whiskey with my friend, and then Holly and I ate
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: a plate of brownies which no one told us were
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: pop brownies, and then I decided to make out with
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: this unfortunate looking person that worked for me at interventions,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: and we were sitting in a closet on the floor,
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know why, making out, and all of a sudden,
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm gonna throw up right now,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: and then he threw up into my mouth and all
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: over me, down my dress, it was in my bra,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: and I like crawled out like not army crawled, but
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: not far off out of the closet. Across the from
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: the hall closet was the bathroom and I went in
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: like shoes, dress, everything, and I was just like in
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: the shower scooping vomit like out of my dress and bra.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: And then I tried to leave and everyone got mad
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: and called her, and then she called.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Her dad and the only reason, only reason was because
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: she was literally and I mean like literally right outside
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: the apartment. That's the only reason I called him.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I was real close to where her dad lived, and
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: so he came out with like a blanket and was like,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: don't tell me. I will know.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I've never I never will bring the story up again.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Look, I basically spit at her dad because I was
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to sleep in the car. I was
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: hurt I was in embarrassed. I just wanted to sleep
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: in my little Mini Cooper and then drive home the
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: next day. And everyone kept grabbing and tugging me and
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: trying to wrap me in things or take me back
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: to the party, and I just wanted to be alone.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: And so I was like, but it wasn't like it
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: was like it was on her dad. It was dry,
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: but it's still I was like, anyway, I'm still like
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: super close with her dad.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I love it, I.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Mean exactly, And it's also like retrospectively, it's one of
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: those moments I'm like I knew she was fine, like
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: just let her fucking sleep, because I did ask at
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: least one time, like why can't she just sleep in
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: the car, and everybody else.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Someone had this story about how Norma's mom got a
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: dui sleeping in the car, and like everyone had these
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: like things, and I was like, fucks, I just don't
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: want to be in this room with these people anymore.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: This guy has hurt my feelings. It blatantly brought a
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: date when we've been like hogging out a lot, and
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: then now someone dosed me at a time that I
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: didn't smoke or Jess weed at all. I was like
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: such a good eat two shoes back then, So I
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: was like super sick. I just didn't I was anyway,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: that's my story. You can leave it in. I don't
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: give a fuck.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, can find us.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Try to remember what I was gonna Oh, we're gonna
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: have we were talking about you did?
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: You did your thing? We did your thing?
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm done, promise stop Kristin go.
• 47:41
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• 47:47
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• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah uh, and send all complaints there too. I'm I'm
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: certain urdle At the Pardle Show dot com there is like, yeah,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: that's that is fucking fair.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: That suit me. I'm not sure. I'm not sure what's
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: happening on my show. But it's over and your cheescake
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: is ready to thank you for a while, actually, but
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to be rude.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Thank you Hay so much.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: You're welcome so much.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you for being afraid