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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 67 - ELECTRICITY · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: All right, what is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back? To Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Today.
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  Speaker 4: It is Monday, it's June twenty seventh, it is around
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  Speaker 4: four pm.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a whole lot of gang shit.
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  Speaker 4: A whole lot of gang shit going down in the
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  Speaker 4: office right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that it's that sweet time of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Donnie pointed it out. Did you see he was talking
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  Speaker 1: about ju Lune. I did not. It's the time between
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  Speaker 1: June fifteenth and July fifteenth that he says the best
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  Speaker 1: time of the year. I could see it. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: tend to agree.
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  Speaker 4: It's the beginning of the summer.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of fucking nice out, bro. It is.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's pouring out right now, but it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: I feel the rain on my skin. Yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 1: Michelle Branch song. Yeah, type of shit it.
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  Speaker 4: Does, which lives in my voice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know how long I'm gonna help on
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  Speaker 4: this episode, will because I don't know I'm able to
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  Speaker 4: do a full hour. I mean, I like I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: it's gonna be gone.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like it's all there now, let's not. You
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  Speaker 1: know your body better than I know your body. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it hurts to talk your box your choice, Yeah, pretty
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  Speaker 1: much I'm not gonna tell you what to do with
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  Speaker 1: your box. Yeah, okay, unlike discotas.
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  Speaker 4: Also, I would feel like I was duped into this
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  Speaker 4: competition that we're doing in the office.
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  Speaker 1: As we are with many pieces of content.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, but they described it like it was
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  Speaker 4: a one hour thing, and then they're like, all right,
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  Speaker 4: let's try and bang out at least seven episodes today
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  Speaker 4: so we could do the other seventeen tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Like what we do seven day thing. We have to
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  Speaker 1: stand in the back of a pack of twelve people,
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  Speaker 1: like we need you for the shot. It's essential for
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  Speaker 1: the shot. And you can see I can't see anything
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  Speaker 1: of me your eyebrows, Yeah, your eyebrows up, which they
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  Speaker 1: could easily use. Your eyebrow double in the.
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  Speaker 4: Office, Yeah, they could you or anyone else.
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  Speaker 1: An eyebrow double. Yeah. Just a dude in the SaaS Jersey.
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  Speaker 1: How's your sty terrible dude.
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  Speaker 4: It's like everything is like something's wrong with my immune system. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sick. This is the second.
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  Speaker 1: Probably long COVID bro I know all about this. I
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  Speaker 1: think it did have long COVID.
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  Speaker 4: I think I do. Yeah, I think I did have COVID.
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  Speaker 4: A couple of weeks ago, and I didn't get a
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  Speaker 4: test because, Uh, I had a bunch of shit that
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  Speaker 4: I didn't want to cancel.
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  Speaker 1: Really well, he sounds like you just canceled yourself if
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  Speaker 1: you're fucking walking around with COVID like that and not
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  Speaker 1: fucking telling anybody, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean no one else got it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I probably gave it to you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Probably. I'm like almost positive I had it. I actually
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  Speaker 4: know a lot of people that had it too.
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  Speaker 1: In here. No.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I actually got a little scoop. I think Ben
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  Speaker 5: Mince has COVID. Him and my dad were hanging out,
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  Speaker 5: and my dad has COVID. But really, why was your
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  Speaker 5: dad hanging out with Ben minz at uh omaha?
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  Speaker 1: Oh nice? Yeah? Oh what that shit didn't explain anything.
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  Speaker 1: Your dad's at the College Baseball World Series. So I
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  Speaker 1: was hanging out with one of our coworkers.
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  Speaker 4: He bumped into him. Yeah it's over now, right he
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  Speaker 4: bumped me ole miss one.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, damn, that fucking sucks. We got to get
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  Speaker 1: Minci on here bro. He probably trick on the podcast. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he definitely hasn't heard of.
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  Speaker 4: He's Electric factory.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he is. He has electrictricity. Fucking He's like Nicola Tesla.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe have him and Billy on together. Yeah, honestly, we
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  Speaker 1: could air we could air the electric boys out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We don't have enough electricity in this room. We need
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  Speaker 4: more electric people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like the opposite of conduct.
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  Speaker 4: Email Dave and I was like, Dave, do you know
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  Speaker 4: can you give me a top five like most electric
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  Speaker 4: to like least electric list.
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  Speaker 1: In the office or people you could kind of borrow
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  Speaker 1: from in the borrow?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, who is the opposite of electricity?
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  Speaker 1: I think, like, I don't know water. Huh, what are
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  Speaker 1: you about to say? Rubber? Rubber might be oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: whatever like stops electricity. That was kind of a smart thing.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like, what is the opposite of electric Are
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  Speaker 1: you looking it up right now? Tyler? That's a fucking
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  Speaker 1: deep question.
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  Speaker 4: The worst insult you could get over at the over
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  Speaker 4: at the pirate ship is that you're not electric.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, brother, you're just having.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, Mincy' is like Ben Franklin and you.
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  Speaker 1: He could pull electricity out of anything. Yeah, he has
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  Speaker 1: the key to electricity and you. Yeah, dude, Nate ran
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  Speaker 1: out of the office.
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  Speaker 4: I knew who invented the tire. I would say that,
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  Speaker 4: but I don't, So let's just pretend I said that
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  Speaker 4: the tire. Ben Franklin probably out for the tire. Yeah, Alfie,
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  Speaker 4: Alfie tire. He was like, you're more like Alfred Tire
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  Speaker 4: and Mincy he's Benji frank He's Ben Franklin, You stupid bitch.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think who the least electric person in
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  Speaker 4: here is?
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  Speaker 1: Me?
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  Speaker 4: Really, bro, I just don't have the electricity these days.
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  Speaker 1: You really don't. Honestly.
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  Speaker 4: It's like I'm working at a goddamn tire factory.
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  Speaker 1: You're empty. You're like a trampoline. Dude. You just absorbing
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  Speaker 1: tire dude.
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  Speaker 4: This was like last week was so long.
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  Speaker 1: Do you absorb energy and don't put any out? You
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  Speaker 1: defy the laws of There is no equal in opposite reaction.
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  Speaker 1: You just get fucking slunk with something and I just
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  Speaker 1: fucking eat it. Why what was last week just barstool idle? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It was just barstool idle. And then I owed your
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  Speaker 1: spotsued a bunch of spots.
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  Speaker 4: I had a bunch of spots, so I didn't really
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  Speaker 4: have a weekend. I was supposed to have a spot
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  Speaker 4: last night and then luckily I lost my voice so
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't do it, so I canceled it.
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  Speaker 1: But they probably thought you were lying.
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  Speaker 4: They probably did, and then I had to cancel my
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  Speaker 4: spot tonight too.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, you got more spots than a dalmation from
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  Speaker 1: my dog the fuck on the twister board.
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  Speaker 4: Bro. As of now, I don't have anything schedule until Friday.
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  Speaker 1: So where's that at?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Let to people know, No, I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not promoting my spots right now. Why so I'm
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  Speaker 4: promoting my shows?
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, Well people came through to your spots. I
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  Speaker 1: came through to one of your spots. Yeah it was sweet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: people come, Yeah exactly. People come based off the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like people like heard the podcast and then
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  Speaker 1: came in. So I was talking about at the bar,
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  Speaker 1: they're like here for they were just here for like
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  Speaker 1: a night, and they came through to see Sass a
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  Speaker 1: big night in the city. I don't remember who that was.
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  Speaker 1: They said that you took them ice skating at the
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  Speaker 1: fucking thing.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that was That's what I do with all
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  Speaker 4: my fans, come through and get the SASS. I think
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  Speaker 4: I've heard of Ben Franklin museum.
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  Speaker 1: This is how you learned about what electric wants to be?
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  Speaker 1: Is there wasn't there like an X Men or some
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  Speaker 1: ship that had fucking electricity shooting at Oh? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't one of the Darth Mal does he electricity?
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  Speaker 1: Or is that? No, that's that's Darcidius.
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  Speaker 4: That's the Sith the Lord. I'm like the Sith Lord.
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  Speaker 1: In this bitch. Yeah you now, you're more like Darcidius.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's the same person. Is he actually the
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  Speaker 4: one with the where's the hood?
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  Speaker 1: Is he? Whe's just the one with the ship that
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  Speaker 1: comes from out of his hands both sides of the thing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's that's Darth Maul. Your dumb motherfucker. Well you
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  Speaker 4: were probably are you were like already thirty when that
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  Speaker 4: movie came out. Yeah, the prequels.
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  Speaker 1: I was fucking I mean, how how quickly Anakin grows
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  Speaker 1: up after that ship is fucking preposterous. He's like Ralph
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  Speaker 1: Macchio and the Karate Kid. I know that. Uh.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't watched Star Wars in a while.
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  Speaker 1: I watched, Uh, what have you been watching? Give me
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  Speaker 1: the full rundown?
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  Speaker 4: Watched his margin call last night. Not good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what the fuck that is, dude,
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  Speaker 1: space finding your movies from?
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  Speaker 4: Was Kevin Spacey flick you.
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  Speaker 1: Wanted to see? Pre canceled Spacey?
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  Speaker 4: It was actually like a good movie, but it was
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  Speaker 4: like the ending sucked, like nothing happens at the end.
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  Speaker 1: The guy like buries his dead dog and then he
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  Speaker 1: asked him how it appeals his banana.
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  Speaker 4: Or whatever that was it. It was not electric.
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  Speaker 1: Really, no disappointing. I thought Spacey would be more electric.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 1: The predator that he is, what was his crime? What
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  Speaker 1: was his trespass? Child molestation? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he got a bad rep dude, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a poet.
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  Speaker 4: He is a poet, is he Hey goes places and
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  Speaker 4: does poetry.
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  Speaker 1: Did he actually do a child molestation? Yes? How come
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  Speaker 1: he's not in the clink because none of those people
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  Speaker 1: go to jail. Child molesting is not against the law
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  Speaker 1: because it's hard for them to find evidence.
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  Speaker 4: That's why, like almost all of those cases end up
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  Speaker 4: not being able to get.
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  Speaker 1: Damn dude, Kevin Spacey just reaching out to Dave being
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  Speaker 1: like you and I are just the fucking same dude,
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  Speaker 1: b I is trying to take us down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not gonna you can die on that one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna Stuma didn't didn't above the water there, didn't
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  Speaker 1: Musk do that? Then they try to do that with
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  Speaker 1: Musk or some shit like that. They're trying to squeashed
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  Speaker 1: out to Dave. I think it's Dave more No. I
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  Speaker 1: think they must like Musk Me and you were the
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  Speaker 1: same brother.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think Dave said that what they're I would
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  Speaker 4: be very surprised if Elon Musk has any idea what's
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  Speaker 4: going on with Dave and Business Insider.
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  Speaker 1: Musk Portnoy twenty four. Where do you think their shirts came?
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  Speaker 1: Ms is online? Yeah, Musk is so online. I didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: Musk makes fifty percent of sales on those shirts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they got it. They did a revs play. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got a fucking.
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  Speaker 5: Me to put space in a cancel cancel culture hoodie
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  Speaker 5: or no.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, can we put the clown nose on rule?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do that for the promo for the episode.
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  Speaker 1: Clown Nose Bay. It's so fun having a laptop out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Who else can we clown knows? Yeah, we need to
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  Speaker 4: start clown nosing people left and right. Uh m rags No,
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  Speaker 4: rags is electric My b My number one rule is
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  Speaker 4: I would never clown knows someone who's electric. O'Malley in
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  Speaker 4: the constitutions, you don't clown knows Ben Franklin.
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  Speaker 1: O'Malley's electric. Yeah, would you clown knows her? No? Why'd
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  Speaker 1: your voice go up like that?
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  Speaker 4: Because I can't control my voice.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like you don't think she's electric?
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  Speaker 5: Dude?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think she's electric? Are you not electric?
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  Speaker 4: Electric?
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  Speaker 1: I did take a sip of water?
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  Speaker 4: Is an electric factory?
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  Speaker 1: Club is clipping this? Yeahs going to go to town
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  Speaker 1: on the Lovehouse is electric? Deeuck is electric?
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  Speaker 4: No, dee Suck's not electric. I would clown nose deep
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  Speaker 4: suck in a second, clown. There's a list rubber him? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the boy is rubber.
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  Speaker 1: You're rubber? Who else is? Who else is electric? Who else?
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  Speaker 1: Can you weigh in on? Uh? The new Hires? Are
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  Speaker 1: they both electric? Yeah? Caroline and John Rich?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're buzzing with electricity.
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  Speaker 1: See. Your problem is you'll give anybody the electric label,
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  Speaker 1: which kind of lessens your electricity. It's like you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a power surge. I'm rubber, So how can you
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  Speaker 1: even tell what electric is?
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  Speaker 4: Because I it's like if you know you now, it's
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  Speaker 4: like the Gatar, but it's for electricity. Me and Press
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  Speaker 4: you're like two of the only people that have it.
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  Speaker 1: You can smell it. Yeah, you're like.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of I mean always he electric. Oh yeah, KFC
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  Speaker 4: yeah electric fights no dot, are you just going down
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  Speaker 4: the blog list?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Fights, ys fights electric Yeah, needs electric What about k Marco?
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  Speaker 4: Fucking buzzing with electricity constantly.
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  Speaker 1: He's like a firefly. Yeah, he's like the Firefly Festival. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and there is He's like, he is the electric factor.
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  Speaker 1: He is. You gotta come to the Electric Factory in Philly. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: That a thing. It's a it's a venue, it's a bar,
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  Speaker 1: it's a place where you can go to a car.
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  Speaker 1: It's a fucking sick ass.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm actually we're adding a late show to the
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  Speaker 4: Philly shows because they are selling so goddamn fast hotcakes.
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  Speaker 1: Holy fucked dude.
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  Speaker 4: So the link for that is on my Instagram and my.
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  Speaker 1: Twitter is wallowing Gilly Electric.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they're buzzing with electricity. Wallaw wasn't a
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  Speaker 4: very electric on hotack the other day though, That's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't. No were you there? He was giving you
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  Speaker 1: who was feeding you pearls? Dude, he was.
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  Speaker 4: Ship but he was like low energy doing the inspirational
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  Speaker 4: ship and it was like, yeah, well he was like
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  Speaker 4: talking to Caroline to the new hire and he was like,
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: you go in that room, microphone, no one in there.
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: You will be places you could never imagine in two weeks. Oh,
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: most suck. Most podcasts don't do well well.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: Most podcasts don't have logos. They're just completely logo less,
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  Speaker 1: like the one.
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  Speaker 4: Like out of all of the podcasts in the world,
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  Speaker 4: like I would say, ninety nine point nine percent of
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  Speaker 4: them fail hard. We're up there, We're in that group.
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  Speaker 4: But I mean I think he has a little bit
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  Speaker 4: of a one, the failing one.
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  Speaker 1: We are Why why did you say that? I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna let that slide? Wait? What how are we failing?
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  Speaker 4: I'm kidding, bro, I can't bust your balls.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Not our balls. Don't bust our. You're busting your own
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: deprecating humor. I don't like self that you need to
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: show yourself self love. It's actually disgusting the way that
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: you would talk about yourself. You're a winning queen.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Our podcast last week actually did very well
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: because it was good as filled the game.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we killed the game because it was so fucking
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: healthy segments.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Wala was like, yeah we were. We were
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  Speaker 4: the number one music podcast in the world on our
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  Speaker 4: first episode. He's like, yeah, that happens to no one
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  Speaker 4: like that is you guys, because you guys are already
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  Speaker 4: popular and funny.
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  Speaker 1: And extraordinary talents who promote shit in a fucking crazy way.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you can miss lead other people and
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  Speaker 4: be like, yeah, this is going to be you in
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  Speaker 4: a month, Like it probably won't.
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  Speaker 1: Be will It's like, uh, he'll like give inspirational shit
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  Speaker 1: until it like fucking literally like knocks him out. He's
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  Speaker 1: like a video of like a like toddler like eating
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  Speaker 1: like Jesus says, they're like falling asleep and they're like
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  Speaker 1: fucking crack awake.
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  Speaker 6: Like.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to him about another podcast and he
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  Speaker 1: was just he was like, all right, here's what it
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  Speaker 1: takes to make a good podcast, and he started writing
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  Speaker 1: it down. It was like promotion. Yeah, it was just
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: like the most obvious things. But in the middle of that,
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  Speaker 1: he kept on being like, oh man, I need a
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  Speaker 1: nap or something like that. But it's like where about
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: and you have guests on, and then you need a logo.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, these are the four pillars of the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: It's like what I mean, he knows something. But it's
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: crazy when when something is so natural to somebody and
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: then they try to explain it. It's like Lebron James
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: being like, all you have to do is fly above
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: the ring in the air, and like it's just simple
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: like this, you got to jump forty five inches and
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: block every shot and hit all the shots.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: All you can do is hit every single three.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: It's like, okay, bay Ruth, Like all you gotta do
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: is hit home runs. Just hit it really far over
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: the fence. You try your hardest, and when you see
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: the ball, you fucking smack the shit as hard as
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: you can. It's like, no, dude, we actually suck and
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: have to fucking like do contrived extra shit to try
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: and be successful at all. Yeah, and now I'm fucking
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: down talking to us.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not down talking anything.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're eternally positive.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my electric factory.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I saw you playing pool, bro, Dude, I never smoked her.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I know you were like a trick shot expert. Dude.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: You fucking stood up on the table and you had the.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Fucking Owen's girlfriend posted a picture of me doing behind
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: the back and all the comments were like, seems unnecessary.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, dud.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: It was like in the picture it was like four
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: am and we're gonna wasted, like having fun.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: You were incredible at pool. Yeah, I mean what did
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: they think I was? You were like, dude, perfect of pool.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Someone was like to be rogan so bad you.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Let us there like pretty fuck up, and I thought
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: you were not going to be as good as you said,
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: and you were really good.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love pool. He snaps in whenever he's playing pool.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: He walked in like a fucking like the farms, dude,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: you dapt up the bartender. He adapted at the bartender
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: was like, yo, man, I'm gonna go set up for
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: some nine ball dude. He is right.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: He sacked me up on the middle aged friends at
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: multiple bars.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: And it's the coolest thing about him. It's really weird.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I don't remember most of them except for when you
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: get drunk though, it's like you're a.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Well, I know the bartender there, and I knew the
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: other people there because there was where that was the
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: bartender from the stand. But now We went to like
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: some other bar and I walked in and they were like,
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: I hadn't been there like a month, and the like
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: these two like eighty year old dudes were sitting there
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: like there is.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh no.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: They were like asking me about ship that like it
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: had just happened, like where I was the weekend before,
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: like how the show's in DC.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, Jesus, did you not remember having talked
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: to them, not even for a second eighty year old dudes. Yeah,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: you probably told him your life story. Yeah, I mean
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: you are. You do just get in deep with people.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It is funny as fuck. You just have this like talkative,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: really social streak that you don't even necessarily have at work.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I think it's maybe when Sassy gets a couple drinks
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: in him.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably. I'm off the drinks though I don't really
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: drink much anymore.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I think you should start doing this podcast drunk. Yeah.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: You were having way more stimulating conversations with these bartenders
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: than you ever have with me.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, I just can't drink during the week anymore,
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: which sucks, is now the case?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Race On Wednesday, you were talking to them about like
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: foreign policy in Cambodia. Oh yeah, you were getting into
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: just typical. The one guy fucking slid you a fucking
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: gun that you put around your waist and every time
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: you hit a pool shot, you'd fucking fire around into
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: the ceiling.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: That's a dope bar, though, isn't it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can just shoot guns into the sea bar.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the it's like. There's another it's
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: like longer than that, but it's called bar. Yeah, something
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: It was aggressively Irish. They had like an Irish flag
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: and fucking Christmas lights outside. Ok, yeah, calm the two
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: pool tables. We know you're fucking Irish.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: A lot of bars in the city don't have, Like
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: it's hard to find a bar with a pool table.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: It's impossible. Bro go over to Brooklyn, go to Super Fine.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: That's fucking good ass pool.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: There's like pool halls where there's like a thousand pool tables.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: In one room. Dudes who go to pool halls are
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: a little bit too serious. That's a little bit over
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: the top of the hit. Have you ever been to one? Uh?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Fun Yeah, I don't know if I've
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: been to a full on pool hall. That's some fucking
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: nineteen fifties sound and shit.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I went to one in Denver with my buddies and
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: it's fun. I feel like, you know, you want to
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: play pool and then.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: You stop jerking off that bottle.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: You just go and play pool the whole night.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: What were you just doing?
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: I was rubbing the condensation off of it.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, man, all right, well if you
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: got to go jerk off episode, all right, just kind of.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: I've just been off since stuff left Come Town.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I just haven't been able to get me sleep. My
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: plants are dying. I have no appetite. It actually was.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I was bummed. Yeah. I listened to a lot of Comtown.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: It's just like we're the last six years thick? Yeah,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I like that, what could could? What do we do
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: this all for? They said they're besties, so like was
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: it a lie? Was it all for the show? Or
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: like what the fuck?
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: I guess love's not real anymore?
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, well, I just don't know what to base
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: my personality off of now. It sucks, dude. I feel bad.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: I mean I was like looking at the comments and
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: I was like, damn, Like this is like people who
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: are fans of things are just like the worst. They're
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: just like ruthless. They're all like, finally now we can
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: actually hear the fucking jokes. And it was like, I mean, dude,
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: he was on the show for six years. Wait, what
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: do you mean Fans of his just like fans of anything,
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Like we get that, Like I get chicked that all
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: the time, saying what are people just like haters? You
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: know haters?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about haters or fans.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Like, well, fans, most fans who comment on things are haters.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean it sucks if you like really
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: enjoyed something, I don't know, you are not electric, so
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: you don't enjoy anything.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Now I enjoy things like what the case race pool pool? Yeah,
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna start a pool podcast.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: That would be sick Crack and sticks. Crack and sticks
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: would be incredible. That would be awesome. And you only
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: it's only due to are like it's for dudes forty
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: and up. It's for men with leather jackets. Yeah, it's
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: for dudes with fucking sweet Levi jeans and fucking tattoos
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: of snakes.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: What you were you were out late on uh on?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: What was that.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Friday or Saturday? That was that was Friday, oth.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Brother, both brother, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Bro. I went hard
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: every day of the weekend.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Really, I mean, we don't go out a lot together.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: I know, I wanted to come out and just see
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: what you guys were doing.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: And we tore up the town.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: It was fun.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: I was walking home and the sun was coming out.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I know. They said you didn't get home until fucking
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: three days later. Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: I slept outside in Washington Square Park.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Just rats fucking has a blanket.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the sun had been up for a while. Yeah,
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I mean I wander, Bro, I was looking for another
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: bar to hit.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Not all those who wander. I lost, just going into
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: fucking laundry match looking for the speakeasy door. I know
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: it's a fucking speakeasy in here somewhere. I've never been
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: to a speakeasy. You haven't looked hard enough.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Brothers Now, I don't really care.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: A lot of them are like not speakeasies anymore. Yeah, Like,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: there's place.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: What is It's just like a store and they're like, oh,
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: open behind that door.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: You gotta sit in the barber chair for forty five
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: minutes before you can get in there. Yeah, it's stupid
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: as fun. I mean some of them, Like I went
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: to one in Philly that's supposed to be like a
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: library type of speakeasy and it's in a hotel lobby
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: with like archway doors, Like it's so easy to find
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: a yeah yeah, yeah, it's not a speakers there's a
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: way to like cut cofts on branding at this.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Point, probably, I mean there's probably some cool ones there.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: There was a store in Boston. I forget what it
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: was called, but it was like you'd walk into.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Like at like odega.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd walk into cold Yeah, I think it was
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: called bodega. You'd walk into a bodega and then you'd
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: like open up like the fucking vending machine. They're like
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: a door, and then there's like this like a super
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: vintage design our clothing store behind it. It was pretty cool,
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: like going in.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Oh it is a clothing store, yeah, barn a.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Bar, But the clothes also weren't really cool and they
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: were all like a ten thousand dollars. It was more
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: it's more about the experience of going in, walking through
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: the vending machine.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: People like secrets, but also like they like to find
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: them through tiktoks. With fifty thousand likes, on them. Yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: it's not a secret. It was like door. Yeah.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: I remember going with my buddies and we were like
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: is this the bodega? And the guy was like he
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: was like giving us like a head now the crowd
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: and he was like, I don't know, I can't tell you,
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: and then we like just walked through the vending machine.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: It's fun.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: I know, it's like the vetting machine was obviously so fake.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's the place. Have you been to the one
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: and fight I with us?
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: No, it's like you walk into a bodega like that,
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: but you pick out your snacks and then you go
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: into like a bar in the back and they bring
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: you the shitty snacks you bought out in like chalices.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Ooh that's interesting, pretty dumb.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, so you're just having pringles and eminem side
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: of yeah, fun China.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know why people want to own a
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: bar much less like a fucking cool, weird concept bar.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's just setting yourself up to like
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: flame out terribly. It feels like a tough business to
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: be in, and even if you want to make it succeed,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you just have to be at the bar all the time,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: making it cool.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I feel like owning a bar is a pretty like
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, I don't know what I'm
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: talking about. It's gonna say it's probably a pretty fool
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: proof idea, like like, it's probably pretty easy to have
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: a successful bar if you have like the resources to
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: make it successful.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Can you say it again now without the part where
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm talking about, so we can
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: clip it and have like a million people on fucking
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Instagram be like on the main page. Actually, bars fucking
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: failed ninety eight percent of the time.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Bro Hi, bar owner here, bar owner coming in peace.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Clearly these guys don't know what they're talking about. Also,
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: who listens to this shit? Unfollowed Barstool's really gone downhill recently.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: That unfollow button's looking real tasty. I want to fuck
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: that unfollow button right now. You gonna slam my dick
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: into the unfollowed button right now.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: What the fuck happened to this page? What's up with
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: all the bots?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Where's portnoy? Yeah, barstool never let this happen.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Back in the Milton days, that's.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: When shit was really fucking sweet, dude, And you know
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: what else is really fucking sweet? Yo, pussy Jack Harlowe
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: that video, I was fucking dying laughing. But I also
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: played it in pub. Everybody looked at me a little
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: bit weird. Game time, Bro, If I'm trying to go
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: to a Jack Harlowe concert, if I'm trying to go
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: to a fucking wait, I think you're reading the wrong ad.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah you will.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 25:21
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• 25:24
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• 25:31
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• 25:34
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• 25:35
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• 25:38
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• 25:40
  Speaker 1: With deals this good. Everyone wants to be a student
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  Speaker 1: joined for just four ninety nine a month. Savings may
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: very eligibility and member terms apply. Sas I've been meaning
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: to ask you, bro, what's your love language? Bro?
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, I have no idea physical touch, no gift giving,
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: gift giving, no words of affirmation. Electricity.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Electricity is my love language.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just always thinking electricity twenty four to seven.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I have multiple conversations about love languages this past throughout
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: this past week. I hate that ship. It is the
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: fakest fucking shit in the world. It's like, my love
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: language is gift giving. It's like, dude, no ship, Dude.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Everybody likes to have fucking gifts given to them. Everybody
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: likes to be praised. That's actually my love language. I
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: need to be praised a lot, Like what the fuck?
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Noah, that shit always rubs me the wrong way. All
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: those things do, though, a lot of shit rubs me
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: the wrong way. I'm crashing.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: My neck. Sloppy, loose ass.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like some loose neck.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: That's my love I like tighter sas like said, nice
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: fucking tight ass neck. Words of affirmation, physical touch, receiving gifts,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: quality time, acts of service.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Someone told me that their love language was receiving gifts,
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: I would be like, you're a.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Piece of shit, right, just shower me with gifts. Just btw.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: My love languages. I like getting things. I like people
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: when people buy me stuff, but people talk about it
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: like it's dead serious, like people who are otherwise, or
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: people will be like Oh, yeah, that's their love language,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: like they like they love acts of service. You like
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: when people do shit for you, like you like when
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: people fucking do the shit that you're like you're supposed
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: to do. What is there anything on that where people
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: don't like? I think the only one that's physical touch
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: could be like some people like this and some people
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: don't like this, Like physical touch makes some people uncomfortable,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and I think it makes other people comfortable. But like
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: quality time, like, fucking don't no shit, people like quality time? Dude.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Of course you like quality time from the people that
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you like. What the fuck are we even talking about, dude?
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like quality time and I like when people
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: do things.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, would imagine that's pretty binary if you're in love
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: with them.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: This is only gonna work if you do a lot
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: of things for me and you buy me things.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll have no idea you love me. I feel
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: not loved, Yeah I won't. I won't know. I actually
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: had to divorce him because he wasn't buying me enough ship. Yeah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: that's my love language. He wasn't showering me with constant praise.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: That's the only way I know. I don't know that
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I don't trust how many times you're you're supposed to
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: buy someone something. I think that's usually like a birthday,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: anniversary at all times and so forth, and what have you. Yeah, YadA, YadA, YadA.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Can the boys the man fucking love language? Like what
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: if a broke bitch is trying to love you and
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you're like, I'm sorry, like I need gifts. This isn't
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: gonna work. I'm gonna need gifts at all times and
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: you're poor.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I know you just went and you just
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: did all that stuff for me, which kind of were
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: but also you didn't complete the second half, which is
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: buying me things or like they're just they do everything money.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: They shower you with praise, they spend time with you,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: they give you all the physical touch you want.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: They not give you feeling loved. I don't get any
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I so no presence. I got no new toys today.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: It's like a foster.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Your dad comes home from a business trip when you're little.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: No gifts, so you toys, you know my love language, Daddy,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I need an Assertex jacket, you know, I love.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: So no PlayStation five?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, you must not love you like talking to your
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: therapist that forty. Yeah, my dad knew that. I love
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: language with PlayStations.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you're over the age of like sixteen,
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: and you still like are doing that ship demand gifts
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: that go to therapy, well.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't even go to therapy. Don't waste your therapist time. Yeah,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: they're going to be just standing there, like, what the
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: fuck do you want me to do? Dude?
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Like, things were going really well in the relationship, and
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: then they didn't buy me any new toys, and I
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: felt like I deserved a new toy like I had.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: I felt like I needed a new present. And I've
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: been like a couple of days since my last toy.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And so like, I just go out and and it's
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: actually my dad's fault. I just go out and I'm
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: super promiscuous because my dad didn't buy me enough PlayStation.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: My love language is holes. I was filling holes with
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: my penis.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Stuffing them.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: My love language is stuffing my penis and things, all
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: kinds of holes.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Heading a present after and you can't tell him he's wrong.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: That's literally how he was born. It's his love language.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: What's the whole count for you? Any hole? He'll go
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: in any hole possible a canoli, a fucking stuffed shell,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: some type of pasta.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like to fuck things. I like to fuck
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: obscure objects like food.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: That's my love language. The thin gaps between New York
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: City buildings, what is that?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: It's workaholics where he's like, he's like humping the couch
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: and he's like, I actually didn't masturbate until I was
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: in twenty three.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: It's like I used to just have sex with random
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: objects in my house. The cheese greater, just different, different
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: kitchen appliances. I used to roll my dick out with
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: a baking pin and I'm not I was just not
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: from it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: That would be hilarious if your dick was just like,
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: what is that toy? The stretch arms wrong, just like
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: smoothing it out completely until you're not it just comes
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: back together.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Squeeze the night out. That's definitely what all chefs like
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: to do. Oh yeah, there's no doubt in my mind
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: chefs haven't fucked around with like a handful of flower
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: and oh fucking pasta do on their dick. That's why
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: chef Donnis so satisfied. You just tell he knows who
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: he is because he's found what he loves. He's found
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: the type of pasta that he likes to fuck Paen.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: He likes to fuck big Penne. What are the big Pennes?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I thought I think that those are Amenikoti. Yeah a dude,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I had Lebonese food yesterday for the first time. It
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: was fucking cracked.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: You've been tasting the world. I feel like I run
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: on Barcelona this week.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Correct big facts. Damn. Yeah, I'm about to go to Barcelona.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I need to. I need to get a little me time. Yeah. Yeah,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like me and the wife. But uh, I
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: just uh I've been Uh. I just need to get away,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely are you doing it?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: We have a week off, so I'm going there and
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pop to France for a minute. What where
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: you You're just popping a France. Yeah, it's gonna swim
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: by France just for a minute. Bro, the Riviera. I
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: heard it's fucking lovely down in can or Niche. Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: I don't really have much planned. I'm going to I'm
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: just going home. Yeah, grind doesn't stop or I got shows?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Do you actually? Yeah, you're setting yourself up for some burnout, bro,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I'm burnt out. Right now.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Extremely.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I know. I don't think have you ever taken a well,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: you've like going to see your boys, But have you
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: ever gone on a vacation? Now? I don't think you have, ohen,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: have you ever gone on a vacation other than visiting
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: your family and your boys? No? I think everything's always
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: been visiting somebody. I think going to.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Visiting the boys is vacation.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: To me, I agree, but it's uh, it doesn't recharge necessarily.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you need a vacation from the vacation, bro, not me.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: When you visit your boys, you're not exhausted afterwards. I
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: guess you guys don't go hard.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know we go hard.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking believe.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: We're just not like, we don't get tired like that.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Bro. I fucking Tuesday, Tuesday went or Tuesday, Thursday, Friday
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: this week? Where the fuck Thursday, Friday, Saturday this week? Bro,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I went fucking hard in the paint. Then I was
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: at Pride. You go to Pride choking down? Fucking come dude,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: did you go? Oh? Yeah, it was sick. No, I
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: didn't actually go.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Set to say, I really wanted to go. It sounded
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: the straightest move of the day. We showed face at
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: the office, went to the launching point of the parade,
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: and then left before they left.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Got the credit.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but uh, none of the oh well, a lot
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: of the case ship but not they were.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: There like and then they were like, yeah, we're not
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: They're not leaving until like five.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Parades, I don't think parades or I don't know.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I did love parades.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you love parades, and I wish I wanted to
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: go really bad. It was the last parade you went
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: to Fourth of July. Those parades in my town, do
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: you love.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's like the Macy's Day Parade, there's the
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: fucking New Year's Day Parade almost like the last and
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: parades in New York that you're yeah, yeah, but I
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: like right here.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: But no, Like the Pride Parade is like they're celebrating something.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: They're not celebrating massive corporations. It's not like the fucking
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Apple float flying.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: It literally was. It was the Eui float, the Google float,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: the Apple float.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: All the companies had buses and your pride Yeah, really.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Just companies trying to outgate each other. That's so lame.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't see that. I just saw I said
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: this on the y Act. But I would see, like there'll
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: be a bunch of people cheering, going crazy, and I
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: saw like Travis Barker and shit was there. So I
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: like peep my head up the window to see if
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: anyone famous was there, and it would be like just
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: this big jack dude hoiled up and thong just like
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: shrutting down seventh every one wild.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. It looked all awesome and people were having
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: a plast. Do you think that those dudes are all
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: gay or do you think it's just a good time
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: for like the straight dudes to get out and kind
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: of show their stuff.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: No, I think they're probably gay.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Dude. Rudy said, it's the best day to get pussy. Yeah,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: because girls love because girls love gay dude so much.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Girls want to fuck gay dude so bad. And there
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: was a lot of titties they won't get really yeah,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: nice titties of titties with penis attached or all types
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: of all types, all types. That's awesome. Spectrum dude, the
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Lebanese whod I was trying to shout out is ras
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: A R A y E S dude. It would have
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: had that it was like a burger or some ship.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It was like a burger cut into flours or some ship.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Let me find a fucking picture of it, because this
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: ship was fucking incredible. Dude, pull that ship up, good
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: as you. How far in are we? Dude, I'm losing,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Like my voice hurts. No, turn it the fuck up.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Oh that's not bad. You can do twenty more minutes.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Let's just get to an hour. Yeah, look at this ship, dude.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Look how fucking good that that looks? Doesn't it look
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: fucking delicious? I feel like intense guilt when I live
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: in New York and don't try all kinds of foods,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Like I feel.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, but do you get like do you ever
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: get like like damn, I could use just like a
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: PEB and J right now, or just like a simple Turkey's.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Like I ordered a turkey sandwich yesterday. It comes and
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: it's like an exotic turkey sandwich, and I was like,
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: this isn't what I wanted.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Something light.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: We're we're nestled in like a kind of area where
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: it is a lot of nicer restaurants. It's hard to
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: get something super casual, super close.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, this will be good. Just it's
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: it was just a turkey sandwich, lettuce, tomato mayo. I
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: was like, this is gonna be great, and I thought so.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I thought in my head it
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: was gonna common just be like on like white bread
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: and just like cold cuts.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: It was like a Thanksgiving meal. It's hard to find
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the middle ground. It's either like fat food or fancy food.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And it was like, I, dude, I just wanted
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: to fucking sandwich.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: What about just going to the store getting some lunch
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: meat and like slapping it together. I was hurting yesterday.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, dude, I just I'm fucking tired. Damn, dude's
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: been on that grind too long.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Looking myself, I don't feel tired and I'm old as fuck. Bro,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: looks like you're telling on yourself. Bro, you definitely grinding.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Like I have a brother been on the grind.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: You don't know about that, brother, I'm not positive about that,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: but I will take your word for it because I
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: saw you getting up at the at the UH stand
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: or whatever, and it was it was funny. So it
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: did seem as if you had been grinding. You had
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: a lot of new ship to your act. Crowd work
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: was on point. We're mixing it up with the people
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: out there. The crowd work has been nice, right, really nice, dude.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Some girl got like mad at me because I didn't
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: know what college she was going was talking about. I
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: was like, even from Austin. She was like whoo And
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, you guys from there, and she's like, no,
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: that we went to school there, and then she listed
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: some like random ass school was.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: A University of Texas because I would be mad, oh
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: it was in Texas. It wasn't.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: It was like some small school.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: It might have been. I don't even know, but I was.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Like, but even but like, even if it's that, I
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, Like I was like, it was like
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: what does that stand for or something?
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: And she was like what.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: She like left?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: She was so mad.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: And then she went and told another comic who I'm
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: friends with, and she was like he didn't know what
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: college I was talking about, and he was like, okay.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: That is stupid as fuck of her.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: But if also we were outside on the patio, I
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: couldn't even fucking hear her, and I was like, sorry,
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know every fucking college in Austin.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: If it was the one big one. I'm on her side.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I would have walked out of the show. You would
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: have gotten mad.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like if it was like so odd, I was like,
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: I like didn't even care because I was like that
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: was like very strange something to like get actually mad about.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like didn't even say.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Anything like mean or like make any joke. I was
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: literally like, oh, what school is that?
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: She just try a victim out, She's trying to be offended. Yeah,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: some people come in their mind to a comedy show.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: That's that's like some people's vict version of fun.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: I don't even like, it's like all such a blur.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, what school do you go to? And
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: the next ding and she's like.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Storming away, So you got a job, what's a drink?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Her boyfriend tries to fight you? Yeah
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: the fuck are you talking about? Dude?
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah? The doing the patio is weird though, Yeah.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: The balls on these comics. You introduced me to a
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: lot of your comic friends though. It was fucking dope, dude.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're all nice people.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all good, nice people. Who'd you meet anyone?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Neat Oscar or my buddy Oscar?
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Very funny guy, Oscar Aiden. Yeah, who else did you meet?
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: I don't even think it was just him.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, talking about his body count.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were talking about we were talking to him
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: docs his BC now were but we were I was
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: telling him to go on out and about well, yeah
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: he's gay, Yeah, but he's fucking hysterical.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, those dude didn't have anything to do with
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: each other. No, but he's like, he's a very very
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: funny comic. And I told him you could invite him
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: on our show.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah I would.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: But when I met him, You're like, Yo, this dude
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: is a gay dude. He's a super gay dude. I've
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: been telling him for half an hour to going out
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: and about that's not at all. When I said, that's
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: verbatim what you said, that's not that's a word for
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: a word, what you said. You tell me you're a
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: version of the story. Well, in the last duel.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: I don't feel like it was such an uninterested version.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: It's such an uninteresting story. I don't feel like repeating it. Yeah,
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: my friend Oscar, that's who Rone met.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I thought that he was dope. He's hilarious.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: It was dope, regardless of his orientation. But then when
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I found out he was, I didn't say anything about
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: him being gay, and he was really funny for being gay.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: For a gay dude, he was hilarious.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Half of the funniest comics are all gay.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Well, you were talking.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: About his body count. I was putting an asterix on it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: I didn't talk about it. Roan talked about it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't talk about Roan came over him.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: It's just like, what's your body count?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Fair?
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: I don't want to say, run up the numbers over
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: on that side of the turn.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you. I was like, fucking
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: tell me. He says you're gay. Are you gonna tell
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: me or not? And he's like, fine, I'll tell you
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: too much, too far, not enough, not a fucking enough, dude.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: It's comic shit, bro, we're fucking chopping it up with
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: the fucking comics. They're about to burst in and tell
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: us that we they need us back on set.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they definitely are.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: We need you on fucking set. Stat what time do
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: they want to side of this room?
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: You need to play pac Man.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: It's I'll just cut this quick. Uh, twisted history.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: It shouldn't be twisted history because they're doing largest hosting that.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, three two one, and then I told Erica
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: that she could kick rocks. Yo, what did they cut
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: about it? What did they cut it? Fifty minutes in?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Do you think? Do you know? Dog must have been
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: fucking livid. Yeah, yeah she did. I just stormed in
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: sasas for another race. The fuck out of dude? Is
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: that a hand in print on Harry? Meanwhile, Jerry gets
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: to sign with the fucking virtual golf company for one
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five thousands? Is that real? Yeah? I
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: hate you? Uh what'd you say? Is what real?
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Jerry signed with a with an Oculus golf league for
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: like one hundred and seventy five k a year.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is real. What I don't know if? I mean?
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Rome was the one that was like, I think it's real, dude.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: It is real, Like Palestine Brother facts. Fucking look that
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: ship up, bro?
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: The fuck bro I I I I only know about
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: it because you showed it to me when we were
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: doing that thing.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Dude, we should uh we should record an extra episode
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: this week for when I go over to Uh yeah,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: we're going to overseas. Also, since the cat's out of
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: the bag, that I'm going to Spain. Can people tell
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: me what to do in Barcelona?
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: Do?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Because I really have no idea what to do in Barcelona, dude.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: You know what it's all, it's going to a place
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: It's overrated to be like, oh, we gotta go to
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: this museum. Just get fucked up, dude, and like enjoy
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: the culture.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: That's big facts, Like seriously, the lay of the land
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: feels like it's like fucking still find your way, like
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: San fran or like DC kind of which.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, Wilson never would have met Hemingway if he didn't
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: drink a little too much in Paris.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I forgot that that was one of those pedophiles movies.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Who did that? What do you ellen? Oh? Really, yes, brother,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: that's why it sucks so bad.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: That movie rules. I don't give a fuck who made it.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: No, that movie sucks. So that movie's just like, dude,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Costume could have made that movie and I'd still watch it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: That's like fucking space jam for adults, being like, dude,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I wonder what it would be like to fucking meet
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Hemingway and fucking Monet and fucking like that's a good
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: ass movie. No, it's not as stupid as fuck.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: No, it's a good movie.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: What's sweet about it?
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: It's a good movie.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: No it's not. It is. No, you're wrong. It sucks
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: so bad. You don't let us know in the comments
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: and never give us your opinions, Like what movies do
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: you like?
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: You'll be like, oh, blah blah blah, and then it'll
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: be like some movie that you actually hate.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: The last duel, bro, just the last tool. You always
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: say the last duel, because I love you. You love
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: every movie you watch. I do. Yeah, well, I didn't
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: like Midnight in Paris, and it might have been tainted
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: because I already dislike what but I think for as
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: a white Knight, White Knight for who.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: His movie bro pedophile victims.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you're like seeking out Kevin Spacey movies. See his
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: whole cattle. I worship his whole catalog. I've seen like
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: one Kevin Spacey movie and that was it and the
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: movie sucked. Ass. You're trying to with me that movie.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: That movie was dick. You never saw. I like the
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: other Kevin Spacey movie, American Beauty.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: They've never seen it.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: That's a good Kevin Spacey movie.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: This is fucking me, dude, what is my voice is
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: gonna be fucked It doesn't sound like you're losing it
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I forgot it hurts to talk. Yes, you're weak. No
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: I just I'm just just like I don't want to be.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: I don't want to miss the case race. Somebody be
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: really pissed.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: You're not going to miss the case race. You'll just
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: have to talk less, which will be awesome. No, that
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: would be idea.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: They need me, they want me back.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: No, actually I do support drunk SaaS being. Your content
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: is way better when you're drunk. No, it's not. Yeah,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you need your like the reverse ohen you're significantly better
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: when you're drunk.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: It's not true. Yeah, I'm just as good when i'm sober.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: No, you're way better drunk. No I'm not. No, everybody agrees.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Mush they are and didn't you. We've got an email
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: chain about it. Your best stand up. It's coming down
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: from Blackman and Chase Dude. They said that they need
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: they need you fucked up more. I just got word
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: from Blackmin and Chase Dude. They're gonna need you to
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: be ship faced for the next round of neighborhoodies. He said,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: you can't make anything viral unless you're fucking that's so mean.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: A lot of events said, high noon, I'll get some
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: shipments to the apartment so us.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: But they're gonna need you to be drinking it like
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: the last round or one more round or whatever. They're
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: gonna need you fucked up in the morning, like Churchill.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: They were like mad at me for this. They were like,
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: drink your Moscow mule and I was like, no, I'm
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: not drinking shit. And then Rome was like full ass
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: glass trying to one up me. What oh, I wouldn't
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: drink my mule.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you wouldn't. And then they were like self control.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: They tried to like airplane it into your mouth. They're
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: like said, hey, I'll do it, but I'm not drinking.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I don't drink anymore on the weekdays.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, except for the Wednesday case drink fifteen beers and
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: then probably on Thursday and Friday too.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: And then then at that Monday at a Tuesday break
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: is healthy.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: The Monday, the Tuesday break is like has how out?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: That's how I've been living like the last uh. I
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: hate all of my life.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: I hate waking up feeling like shit, even though it
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: seems like even when I don't drink that I actually
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: sometimes feel worse.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, spoiler alert. Yeah, and it ironic that the one day,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: the two days that you don't drink are the days
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: that we record this podcast on. And it's super unfunny.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Bro, you said you said I said that earlier, and
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: then you just said it in a way worse way.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I'm just piling on, dude. I'm following your
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: lead us on ourselves.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Your negative energy. You're not electric anymore.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no no no no no, please
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you want to, I'm gonna go back to blogger school.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking Lincoln with fucking Hubs, Nate and Coolie
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: and fucking the whole gang, and they're gonna get me.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: They're gonna write my ship.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah they should. You need a blogger You need a
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: blogger school from.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I am Rich talking to fucking Casey and Liz and
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: we're gonna figure this ship out. And Liz does list
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: still work here? Yes? Yes, cut that out. You cut
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: that out, bro, I haven't seen her here. Cut it out? Yeah, exactly,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: and you sit next to her. No, I don't.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Well, I went out to do I went out to
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: lunch to get lunch with KB, Donnie, Liz, and myself
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: after I'd been here for almost a year, and Liz
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: pointed to me and goes, who's that? She was like,
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: is he with you guys? I was like, I've been
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: working here for a year.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Like that sound guy in Cincinnati. He just sat down
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: at the table. Which one have you remember that in
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl? That when that sounds? Who is this guy?
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I thought he was homeless.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Dude comes in with a fucking ski mask on and
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: sits down at our table and I was like, Yo,
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: he's this guy gonna fucking kill us.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: He kept the ski mask on. Oh yeah, just in
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: the bar fries through it night that night of the
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: super Bowl, he was like and tries up. So they
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: were like, he's got those toe Yeah. I would assume
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: he had big plans for the big night. I was like,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: so he's got a bomb on him, he's got a
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: pallet of bricks with you, right, We're gonna fucking go off.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: He was wearing like skin tight, like no skin showing
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: from like you couldn't see a single part of his
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: body of skin.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: He had gloves on, and he had the face mask
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: that Kanye was bearing at the.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: B et under armor shirt skin tight like like just
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: like like fucking underwear.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I don't even what would you call it. Well, now
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: you know how Liz felt. So you couldn't even see
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: his one sixteen neck tap.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Now all you could see was his eyes and he
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: just comes and pops the squad at the table. Damn,
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: it's up, guys.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: What's up? Man? He just gave him your wallet?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh man, you guys doing food or just drinks?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: He works there. He was the major D. Did I
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: fucking went to a restaurant this weekend? And uh, they
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: had a line for the tip, and then they had
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: a line for the majer d. Fucking tip the tip
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: the major D extra Like the majer D is like
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: the person he's like the host this like the person
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: at the front of the house who's like yeah, that's.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Like, like no one tips the hostess like that. That's
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: that's what the company's job is. There's like automatic employees.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: And then there's like another tip for the major D.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: It's like for showing me where my table is, dude, Yeah,
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: I would have just picked one that ship pisses me off, dude,
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: that's just like that's just like an excuse for the
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: company to not pay the employees.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: And I felt like a dickhead for like leaving it blank.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: It's like big fat line, like someone's going to take
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: a picture of it and like put it online, like
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: look at this gumbag not tipping.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: I try and tip pretty graciously, but like sometimes it's like, dude,
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: like what am I tipping for?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: No, I can't left host iPads at like coffee shows.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like what how much do you want to tip? Nothing?
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I tip a dollar on my coffee every single day,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: But it is that like three times on the coffee.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: Is that like you're tipping someone who's doing it. I'm
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: talking about this Like I've had like self checkouts, Yeah.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: That are asking me for a tip. One thing I
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: never do.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Coffee wasn't even the best example, Like yeah, people handing
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: you just something prepeal, Oh, like a.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Store when you're at a store or something. I've I've
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: been a retail stores where they're like at a tip
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: out of retail stores.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: It's like for what because I picked this out, all
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: you uys do is move your arm once.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that like if you do it at pickup
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: at like a bar, if you're picking up food, like
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: people will like screenshot that and be like your fucking dick, dude,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: your piece of shit. You like give them like a
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: three dollars tip for literally handing your food. They didn't
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: wait on you or anything like.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: The equivalent of having like a tip at option at
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: like a gas station, like a self service gas station.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But one place I don't tip is at an
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Apple store at supermarkets when they're like, would you like
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: to round up and like give and we're gonna give
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: like the extra sixty three cents to like homeless kids
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: and orphanages or whatever. I don't tip on those because
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I like saw in like a video one time that
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: whenever a.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Company is movies that it's not going anywhere.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Or like the company already made the donation and they're
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: trying to subsit. They're trying to make you the buyer, like, yeah,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: fulfill what their donation was that they made. Like they've
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: made a donation and they're trying to make you like
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: get up to it to like match their donation. Yeah,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: all that shit is fake. Yeah, like fucking Shotwright or
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: some shit like giving him extra or like CVS giving
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: him like thirty five cents. Yeah.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: I went to a bar the other day, dude, and
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: this dude was like the bar, like the waiter. It
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: was like on Saturday during the day. I went with
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: some of my friends and the waiter came out, gave
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: us free shots of whiskey, and then he gave us
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: another round of beers, and then he was like, if
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: you guys pay me in cash, I'll cancel out all
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: those like you could you don't only have to pay
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: for one round of beers. And we'd been there for
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: like an hour.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Wait, so weren't you gonna pay for one round anyway?
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: If he gave you a free round of whiskey.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: He gave us a free round of whiskey, and then
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: we bought another round of beers, and he's like, I'll
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: cancel out the rest last round of beers, and you
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: guys have the whiskey shots for free. All your two
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: is pay for one round of beers.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: So you get a second round of beers.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, And he was like, I'm gonna be honest,
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: I'm taking the money. I'm just gonna pocket the money.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: That's fucking sweet. And I was like, all right, he's
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: definitely getting me.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Then I was like, well, what's gonna happen if I
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: come here again, They're gonna fucking tackle me to the
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: because how does he go about that. He's gonna be like, oh, yeah,
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: those guys just didn't pay.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Or if he just doesn't run up, if he's just
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: ordering a random like beers off, Like if he's just like, like, mindy,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I need like six corps lights or some shit, and
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: she just puts him up there, she assumes that he's
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: putting it into the system.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, it was weird. That
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: is guy, though.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's fucked that they're the company's probably just
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: like paying him ship or he's just probably making no money. Yeah,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: probably do what he has to do.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: But he just made a lot of money, did you
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: So you paid you paid pay cash paid him like
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: seventy bucks or some shit.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: He just hates his job, Yeah, fuck it. People got
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: to make money. How they got to make that.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Seventy bucks in an hour, So it's a pretty good deal.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: If he's just taking it all steady living, just stealing,
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: now I respect that.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I support it. Yeah, support it.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: There was like a small local bar or so.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: We got to find a way to steal from Barstool. Yeah,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: well yeah, definitely, no, dude, we will.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Let's just stop putting up the podcast.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: One merch at a time, dude, I'm just I'm just
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: stealing merch a little bit by little, inch by inch.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: But watch Barstool Versus America season two.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, Barcelos America season two is out. The case race
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: for the Yak is out the case race or not,
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: it's not out. We're recording that. That'll be on Thursday.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: What else, uh huh behind the scenes of the Neighborhood
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: eats behind the Neighborhood. Definitely watch the Nicest Win Nice
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: just on Thursday. Actually, know, there's the Nicest coming out
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: today on YouTube, So yesterday to check out the Nicest.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: We have a ton of fucking content, so fucking much content.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: Shouts shout it to the Nothing is possible without them, Honestly,
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: the facts.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: I would kill myself if something happened to them.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, you don't understand clip that all right. I
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: was just gonna incentivize something to happen to them. Oh,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: something gets to happen and we get to kill sas. Yeah,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: that's fun.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: I've actually been needing to free up some money within
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: the company.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Someone should have killed myself by now.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: We ran the costs and actually the funeral will cost
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: less than your next two years salary.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: With how depressed everybody is that this company is thought
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: someone would have killed themselves now, but they're gonna go.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go for it. We're gonna bite. Yeah, someone will,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: but we do love attention so much.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: All right, guys, pray for SaaS. We'll get that hashtag
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: going to If you have this far in the episode.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I can't I can barely hear you now, dude, your
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: poor voice, I can't believe you made it through. So
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you're gonna hate these last couple of minutes because of
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: how Scratchy sends out that tweet.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: It's pray for SaaS fuck Roan two separate hashtags.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, line it up, pray for SaaS fuck Ron. We're
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: giving away free fucking nothing if if you put that
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: ship up, so make sure to get that ship trending.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: And uh, we'll see you guys next week.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: We'll see you guys next week, even though we're gonna
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: be off, you'll have another fucking podcast, right.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll pre recorded all right, then you guys have
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: a happy holidays.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: M dude, I'm not telling forward to July this year
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: after what this fucking country I was like a few
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: years ago.