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Opie visits Chris Distefano’s & the Edible Stroke Scare · Opie & Carl

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Speaker 1: Bum bum bom bom bomb boom bomb bum.
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Speaker 2: What's going on? Everybody?
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Speaker 3: I find myself in Date Ridge, Brooklyn. Oh yeah, it took.
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Speaker 2: Forever to get here.
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Speaker 1: Is stuck in traffic, horrible traffic, construction, laying closures, accidents,
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Speaker 1: people being pulled over for texting and driving. But I
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Speaker 1: finally made it to Betty Ridge, Brooklyn to say hi
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Speaker 1: to my friend, my good buddy, Good.
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Speaker 3: Morning by Ridge.
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Speaker 1: Okay, then I'm just trying to get the field of
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Speaker 1: the neighborhood and see if people are friendly around here.
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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I'm going to see Krista Stefano.
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Speaker 3: I haven't seen him in a while.
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Speaker 1: He's my friend and he's also one of the funniest
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Speaker 1: comedians working today.
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Speaker 3: As simple as that. You may know.
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Speaker 1: Him from stupid questions on Comedy Central.
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Speaker 3: Uh what else Bay Ridge.
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Speaker 1: Boys with Yanni's Pappas. You could see that on the
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Speaker 1: old interweb. Oh he does a podcast too, called History
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Speaker 1: Hyenas with Yanni's Pappas, a very very funny podcast. I'm
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Speaker 1: trying to do this intro Joey, but I gotta be
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Speaker 1: honest with you. I just drove two and a half hours,
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Speaker 1: and man, do I.
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Speaker 3: Got a leak.
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Speaker 1: I almost did the bottle thing, but I only had
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Speaker 1: a water bottle.
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Speaker 4: If you know what I'm saying, that ain't gonna get
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Speaker 4: the job done.
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Speaker 3: You need a little wider bottle.
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Speaker 4: I'm more of a gatorade man when it comes to
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Speaker 4: peeing in the car.
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Speaker 1: So now we're searching for Chris's apartment. He just moved here.
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Speaker 1: He was telling me on the phone. He has like
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Speaker 1: three apartments right now. That's like just stupid.
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Speaker 3: Why would you want or have three apartments?
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Speaker 2: That's just dumb. Yo.
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Speaker 3: Smile, you're on camera.
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Speaker 4: A lot of a lot of security in this neighborhood.
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Speaker 3: Let's see, maybe I passed the place. Ah right, here
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Speaker 3: we go.
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Speaker 4: Oops, I almost gave the address.
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Speaker 3: What an idiot?
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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, here we go where?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that would have.
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Speaker 1: Been dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dum dumb.
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Speaker 2: Let's see. How do you do this?
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Speaker 3: Yo? Uh?
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Speaker 4: No, oh shit, I'm just pushing buttons. Oh that's not
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Speaker 4: how it works.
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Speaker 2: Oh oops, sorry to you.
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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let me try that again. I know
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Speaker 3: no answer. Let me try that again. All right?
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Speaker 2: Hi girls, how are you? How was you a little ride?
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Speaker 3: Good? All right?
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Speaker 1: I'm not stranger danger. Don't you worry. I'm I'm okay, alright, dn,
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Speaker 1: have a good day. Okay, two little girls just.
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Speaker 4: Wanted to be be friendly, and I guess it doesn't work.
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Speaker 5: Delie.
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Speaker 3: Are you gonna let me in?
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Speaker 2: Huh?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you mind if I came in?
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Speaker 5: All right?
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna follow you or anything.
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Speaker 2: It's very echoing in here.
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Speaker 5: I notice I gotta go this way, bye, galls. All right,
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Speaker 5: have a good day.
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Speaker 3: Walk the stairs.
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Speaker 4: That should be good for the bladder.
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Speaker 5: Getting my steps in this place is like a maze. Yo,
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Speaker 5: Chrissy Day, where are you? Where are you? Chrissy Day?
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Speaker 6: I went up the.
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Speaker 5: Wrong side.
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Speaker 2: By the way.
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Speaker 5: We're podcasting, so put your clothes on.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Chrissy Day, the podcast.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, welcome Whitney Houston. Hell yeah, I don't know about that.
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Speaker 5: I rolled out the big things for you. God damn,
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Speaker 5: look at this place? What do you It's kind of
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Speaker 5: like has a sex and the city vibe.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna have dinner parties here on my fucking
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Speaker 2: big gay table.
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Speaker 5: The place is empty, though, where's your furd shirt?
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Speaker 2: I got here?
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Speaker 5: I got everything in garbage bags over here.
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Speaker 1: Let me see your garbage bags room?
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Speaker 5: Okay, here I want to garbage bags. I want to say,
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Speaker 5: very nice for my imagination. Isn't that good?
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Speaker 3: So I don't know.
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Speaker 5: I'm looking at an empty room with a lot of
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Speaker 5: garbage bags. Yeah, Wiley, I got I got shelves from
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Speaker 5: where I can't.
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Speaker 2: I don't know the guy. I bought this place, and
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Speaker 2: the guy fully renovated it for me.
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Speaker 5: Beautiful. Yeah, this is the bathroom moments. It's big, it
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Speaker 5: is big. It's a bit on the gray side.
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Speaker 3: I guess you're like gray tile with the pressed kid.
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Speaker 1: You know why there's one color in your apartment?
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Speaker 3: I mean it's new and nice, but there's like a
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Speaker 3: great theme in here.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you think it's too great.
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Speaker 6: It's a little great.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but it gets a lot of natural light. Though
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Speaker 5: you might want to splash some colors on the wall.
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Speaker 5: You know. What do you think though? What do you
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Speaker 5: think of this?
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Speaker 3: This area is killer?
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Speaker 2: Man?
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Speaker 6: Yeah?
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Speaker 5: Where are you gonna put the TV?
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Speaker 3: Though?
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Speaker 5: Do you have a living room? I don't know. Oh,
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Speaker 5: you haven't figured anything out.
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Speaker 2: I think maybe I'll put the TV on this one
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Speaker 2: and then the couch back there.
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Speaker 5: But then all right, it's up too far.
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Speaker 2: Away.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it is a little far away. You got a
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Speaker 5: wide open kitchen. This is nice.
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Speaker 2: I don't these chairs don't match, but whatever, who cares,
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Speaker 2: bro It doesn't matter.
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Speaker 1: You know, you're not a struggling comedian anymore, so maybe
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Speaker 1: you want to.
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Speaker 3: Replace the chairs.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I own this place.
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Speaker 2: On it.
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Speaker 5: It feels good to be a homeowner. It's uh, oh,
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Speaker 5: you bought I own this? Yeah, that's why it's like, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 5: I own it. Then this is I bought it with
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Speaker 5: fucking jokes. Good for you, buddy. Yeah, congratulations.
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Speaker 2: Next wood floor, I bought the guy fully renovated for me.
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Speaker 2: So it took like ten months and I've just been
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Speaker 2: living out of my trunk for then. Really, why it's
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Speaker 2: three apartments now and I can't live in any of them?
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Speaker 5: Why do you have three apartments? You know?
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Speaker 2: My kid, my kid and her mom had paid for that.
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Speaker 2: Then I have a place in downtown Brooklyn that I
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Speaker 2: let my friend Phil Hanley, the great comedian Phil Hanley
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Speaker 2: move into, because I thought that this place.
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Speaker 5: Would close sooner. But it didn't close until yesterday.
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Speaker 2: So I had my friend Phil living in my place
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Speaker 2: for three months because I thought the place was going
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Speaker 2: to close three months ago, but there was a problem
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Speaker 2: with the pipes, and then I just moved in here.
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Speaker 1: So why didn't you kick Phil out and say, yo,
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Speaker 1: I need one of my places back.
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Speaker 2: Well, because he's paying half the rent, so I figured, like,
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Speaker 2: I'm not going to be there, so at least I
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Speaker 2: get Oh, you were living with him? No, I wasn't
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Speaker 2: living with him. He was just having it. I told him.
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Speaker 2: I was like, look, I can't because I basically, prematurely,
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Speaker 2: like a fucking chrissy d stupid move, was like, I'm
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Speaker 2: going to buy this place and then just break the
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Speaker 2: lease of my other place. And then they were like
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Speaker 2: when I did all that, I bought this place, and
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Speaker 2: then when I went to my other place, like, you
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Speaker 2: can't break the lease here. You have to live out
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Speaker 2: the lease to the full term or get someone in here,
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Speaker 2: and we don't give a fuck. They were not giving
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Speaker 2: me any help. So I was like, fuck, what am
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Speaker 2: I gonna do? And Phil Hanley needed a place, so
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Speaker 2: he was like, look, man, i'll get you. I'll get
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Speaker 2: I'll live in your place, but I can't pay the
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Speaker 2: full rent. I'll pay like you know, two g's of it.
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Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, so then I was like, fine,
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Speaker 2: moving because I'm gonna be closing this place any day.
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Speaker 5: And that was three and a half months ago. I
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Speaker 5: was living.
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Speaker 2: I've just been living out of my trunk, living with
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Speaker 2: my mom my dad, and now I just have my
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Speaker 2: stuff here. But I can't even get my furniture yet
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Speaker 2: because Phil has it until the end of the lease.
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Speaker 2: So why did you get like a little blow up
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Speaker 2: air mattresses air mattress and hang out and get get
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Speaker 2: the TV.
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Speaker 5: Set up and all?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I did when I first moved to
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Speaker 3: New York.
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Speaker 5: How long did you have an air mattress for it
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Speaker 5: before you?
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Speaker 2: Actual?
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Speaker 5: Bet I've got a week or so. Air mattresses are
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Speaker 5: nice now.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, man, all right, I'm nice. I'll get an
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Speaker 2: air mattress. I want to get like a fucking bean
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Speaker 2: bag chair, Yes, I want it. So you think it's
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Speaker 2: too great. Maybe I should just paint the wall, Maybe.
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Speaker 5: I should just what should I do?
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Speaker 1: That's really nice, it's really nice, real and the job
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Speaker 1: is really nice.
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Speaker 5: But I think someone, uh, that's very depressed. It's very great.
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Speaker 5: It's so you think I should just maybe repaint and
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Speaker 5: go all white. Maybe a wall or two yeah, you
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Speaker 5: have to do the whole thing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was I actually my first suggestion was
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Speaker 2: I want to paint one wall gray and one wall black.
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Speaker 2: And the guy was like, okay, he said, but you've
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Speaker 2: got a lot of natural sunlight in here. Yeah, you know,
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Speaker 2: it's already kind of a smaller place, so it's like
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Speaker 2: painted black.
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Speaker 5: And then they painted a wall black.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I came in here and I just got
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Speaker 2: like really emotionally upset.
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Speaker 5: I was like, I was likeit to gray.
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Speaker 1: It's not gonna help anxiety tuesdays.
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Speaker 5: Now. Dude, I sit on this window and the only
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Speaker 5: thing I worry about is this. I mean, this is
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Speaker 5: a problem in New York City. I got a fire escape.
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Speaker 5: Somebody could just walk up easily. And so what am
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Speaker 5: I supposed to do there?
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Speaker 2: Should I get that viper security that makes that shoots
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Speaker 2: a hologram of a viper?
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Speaker 5: You need to lock this down?
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Speaker 1: Well, this is we're looking at a giant window that
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Speaker 1: opens up very easily.
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Speaker 3: To a fire escape, which is a foot outside the window.
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Speaker 1: I mean, couldn't be easier for somebody who wants to
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Speaker 1: rob you just walk right in.
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Speaker 3: Oh, let's let's hang out out there, man, like old school.
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Speaker 5: Well, I don't think you can.
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Speaker 2: The guy told me not to go out there until
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Speaker 2: they get the fire code up to.
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Speaker 5: No, man, you sit out there pot, I know, but
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Speaker 5: you smoke pot, but the I don't. I don't smoke pot.
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Speaker 5: I had him doing. I have been eating CBD popcorn
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Speaker 5: nice and that's been helping. Good for you. But yeah,
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Speaker 5: the guy told me we can't go out on the
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Speaker 5: fire escape yet. That's CBD.
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Speaker 1: Is UH is a lifesaver because you don't really get
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Speaker 1: the high, but you get the good feeling.
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Speaker 5: I get. My anxiety goes away and it makes yeah.
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Speaker 2: Because I haven't touched any weed or been scared to
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Speaker 2: like take an edible since we went to the Islanders.
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Speaker 5: We got to do that.
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Speaker 2: People asked me to tell that story at least once
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Speaker 2: a week on podcasts.
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Speaker 5: On stage, they're like, yo, tell the story about I'll
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Speaker 5: be with the Edibles. It was one of the greatest.
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Speaker 2: Nights of we left after the first period Islanders Rangers.
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Speaker 5: Well, you took too much. I kind of knew what
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Speaker 5: I was doing.
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Speaker 2: Well because you just gave me a chocolate bar and
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Speaker 2: was like eat this, and you know me, I gotta
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Speaker 2: fuck it.
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Speaker 5: Star thirty eight waists. I just threw that shit run
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Speaker 5: into my mouth. All of a sudden, You're like, oh,
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Speaker 5: that chocolate bar tastes good. I need more.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, it's not about it's not about
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Speaker 1: enjoying a chocolate bar.
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Speaker 5: It's about getting the marijuana.
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Speaker 2: I know, dude.
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Speaker 5: And before you knew it, I fucking ate that whole thing.
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Speaker 5: That was crazy. Yeah, dude, but that was a good time.
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Speaker 5: That was a really good time. I remember they interviewed
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Speaker 5: us and I just couldn't even come hearing and.
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Speaker 1: The well, yeah you were on the jumbo tron and yeah,
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Speaker 1: you felt miserably.
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Speaker 5: I failed miserably.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they were gonna interview me the next period, and
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Speaker 1: boy did I need publicity back then? Yea yeah, And
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Speaker 1: stupid Chrissy d needed to get the fuck out of there.
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Speaker 5: That was having a heart attack.
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Speaker 1: You did say, hey, man, if you want, you could
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Speaker 1: stay and get your big interview.
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Speaker 5: I'm like, you know what, No, we're going, We're going.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And then you just fucking went on the train
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Speaker 2: and left me out in the freezing.
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Speaker 1: You were you you started sprinting away from me.
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Speaker 2: I got in a cab, I was living on ninety
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Speaker 2: fifth Street at the time. I got in a cab
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Speaker 2: and got out at sixty fifth Street, right, yeah, and
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Speaker 2: I just had to walk thirty blocks and the freezing
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Speaker 2: you walked.
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Speaker 5: Out, it was freezing. It could have been more than
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Speaker 5: fifteen degrees.
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Speaker 1: And now we're outside the Barclays here in Brooklyn and there's.
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Speaker 5: Not a person in site zero and now we're wandering around.
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Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, I guess it was
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Speaker 1: taken too long and you just took off sprinting.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, because because I just had that, I thought
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Speaker 2: I was genuinely having a stroke. So I called Charan Small,
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Speaker 2: who gave it to us, and he was like, you're
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Speaker 2: not having a stroke, it was just a weed. Then
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Speaker 2: I called Mike Cannon, who's like my resident drug guy.
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Speaker 2: He was like, if you can just take that feeling,
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Speaker 2: that negative energy of a stroke and turn it into positivity,
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Speaker 2: you'll be awesome.
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Speaker 5: I was like, shut the fuck up, shut.
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Speaker 3: Up for you.
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Speaker 2: But I was like, I can't fucking feel anything. And
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Speaker 2: then I remember I went to my kids, you know,
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Speaker 2: my kid and her mom. I was there and I
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Speaker 2: was like, look, I know I'm not supposed to be here,
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Speaker 2: but like you know, can I need to just see
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Speaker 2: the baby. And she was like, what the fuck is
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Speaker 2: wrong with you. I was like, I'm having a stroke
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Speaker 2: and she was like, no, you're not. She was like,
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Speaker 2: did you do drugs? And I said, yeah, I took edibles.
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Speaker 2: And then she started to laugh and she gave me
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Speaker 2: a glass of warm milk and she was like, go
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Speaker 2: take a fucking shower to the asshole. So I did,
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Speaker 2: and then I felt better. And then I remember like
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Speaker 2: in the shower. First of all, I got in the shower.
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Speaker 2: I just needed to get in the shower because anything
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Speaker 2: anybody told me to do, I was going to do.
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Speaker 5: That time. I just like just quickly got in the shower, and.
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Speaker 2: I remember my daughter ran in to the bathroom and
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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, I love you so much.
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Speaker 2: And I put her back in bed, and I forgot
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Speaker 2: I still have my socks on. So I took a
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Speaker 2: shower at my socks on, and I remember just in
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Speaker 2: the middle of the shower, like two minutes in just whatever,
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Speaker 2: calming and then laughing, fucking hysterical. Yeah, and then I
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Speaker 2: just had the best time ever. And I remember even
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Speaker 2: the next day, I was still high as fuck. My
12:21
Speaker 2: eyes were bloodshot. You think you were still texting all
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Speaker 2: of us? Yeah, but I still what do you feel?
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Speaker 5: Are you still high? I'm like, no, man, it's two
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Speaker 5: in the afternoon.
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Speaker 2: The next day, I'm see a little groggy, but I remember, dude,
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Speaker 2: I had a fucking great time.
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Speaker 3: Though.
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Speaker 2: I kind of want to do it again, but I
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Speaker 2: think this time, if I just took one little bite
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Speaker 2: way back.
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Speaker 1: No, if you were to listen to me that day,
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Speaker 1: we were all supposed to take one little square.
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Speaker 2: But it was you have to admit it was a
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Speaker 2: little bit more poem because even you who've done it
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Speaker 2: before said you were feeling like extra high.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking that. You know, somebody was
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Speaker 1: harpooning us.
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Speaker 5: Like you said, did you say you thought someone that
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Speaker 5: harpooned you? I've oh yeah, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker 2: I was trying to remember, I said when in the
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Speaker 2: remember like when the it was island just rangers.
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Speaker 5: I think it was one one.
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Speaker 2: Then the first period buzzer went off, and I thought
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Speaker 2: somebody threw a spear from the top of my end.
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Speaker 2: I remember my head going like that, and I was like,
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Speaker 2: what the fuck was that? Is there a spear in
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Speaker 2: my head? And you were like what and then I
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Speaker 2: was like fuck.
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Speaker 5: And then we read it to Jim Cerproco.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, well obviously helps you guys out with
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Speaker 1: Baibridge boys.
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Speaker 3: And man, I think that might have been my opportunity
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Speaker 3: to be a babridge boy.
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Speaker 5: And I fucked it up because I was too high. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: it was too high.
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Speaker 1: And we walked to get a beer with the guy
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Speaker 1: and then, uh, you thought you were having a heart attack.
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Speaker 1: You thought there was a spear in your head. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: your leg went and so you thought you were having
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Speaker 1: a stroke. And looks at me. I've known Spago forever.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he goes, what's up?
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Speaker 3: And you know, we took some edibles.
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Speaker 5: He starts laughing. And then that was the first time
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Speaker 5: you took off running. Yeah, well, like where you there's nowhere.
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Speaker 2: You can was because like I'm on edibles for the
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Speaker 2: first time, you know, and at Islanders games, especially me
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Speaker 2: and you together, like we were going to recognize a
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Speaker 2: lot and I just couldn't fucking handle it. It's like
14:02
Speaker 2: that's the worst place to be is around Islanders fans
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Speaker 2: who are like, oh, be Christy deep and I'm.
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Speaker 5: Like, no, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Yeah, dude,
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Speaker 5: you fucking drove two hours together and I was the
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Speaker 5: drawing two and a half hours, laying closures.
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Speaker 1: People getting pulled over for texting and driving. Yeah, I
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Speaker 1: think a helicopter land on landed on the Southern State Park.
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Speaker 5: Why well it was hovering.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 5: Oh shit, there was an accident.
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Speaker 2: Fuck.
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Speaker 5: So I would do anything for you, Christy Day, Thank you.
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Speaker 5: So so here I am in bay Ridge, Brooklyn. What
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Speaker 5: do you think of bay Ridge so far? Have you
14:35
Speaker 5: ever been here before, to this neighborhood.
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Speaker 1: I just went around the block a couple of times
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Speaker 1: to get parking, so.
14:39
Speaker 5: It's like an old school Brooklyn hut. And then I
14:41
Speaker 5: said hi to two really little girls that Oh what
14:45
Speaker 5: was that? Oh that's the keys in my pocket? Oh
14:46
Speaker 5: this place is so a week places haunted My god?
14:50
Speaker 5: Oh fuck, I hope the shit isn't haunted. Man, I
14:52
Speaker 5: haven't slept here overnight yet.
14:53
Speaker 2: Uh no, it's probably let me look, you can you
14:55
Speaker 2: sleep with me overnight? The first?
14:57
Speaker 5: Will I do it overnight? Because last night I couldn't
14:59
Speaker 5: sleep here. I slept on other place. We could get
15:01
Speaker 5: like matching air mattresses. Dude, I'll do it. Where do
15:04
Speaker 5: I get an air mattress?
15:05
Speaker 7: I don't know.
15:05
Speaker 5: Let's wander and find some shit for you.
15:07
Speaker 2: I've fucking been looking. I think we have to go
15:09
Speaker 2: to Target or some shit.
15:10
Speaker 1: I mean, I like the I like the industrial fans,
15:12
Speaker 1: but you might need a c in here.
15:14
Speaker 5: You might need But these fans are ripping sweat right now, Chris.
15:17
Speaker 5: But they're kind of working right a little bit, A
15:19
Speaker 5: little bit, not much. I mean, it's only ninety degrees
15:22
Speaker 5: in Brooklyn right now. So what do you want to do?
15:23
Speaker 5: You want to walk around? Yeah, let's walk come on
15:27
Speaker 5: own this place. Wait, you got a new tattoo on
15:29
Speaker 5: the back. No, I've had that, girls.
15:32
Speaker 3: Oh that's the I like it. Okay.
15:36
Speaker 1: I listen to History Hyaenas on the way because that
15:39
Speaker 1: time to kill. I don't listen to a lot of podcasts,
15:41
Speaker 1: as you know, because it's sort of like you guys
15:44
Speaker 1: in stand up do you do you purposely.
15:46
Speaker 5: Watch a lot of stand ups?
15:47
Speaker 2: I can't watch really a lot of guys stand ups
15:49
Speaker 2: unless like I really really really like them. And it's
15:52
Speaker 2: not that I think the stand ups who I can't
15:54
Speaker 2: watch our band? I think they're great, but it's like
15:56
Speaker 2: it's my work, right, you just start to be like
15:58
Speaker 2: I watch a Bill Burr. I love to watch Bill
16:00
Speaker 2: Burr because you just fucking murdered.
16:02
Speaker 5: This is great.
16:02
Speaker 2: I love to watch David l Old School Nick to Pola,
16:05
Speaker 2: I love watching Colin, you know, But.
16:07
Speaker 5: So you'll watch you watch some of the legends. Every
16:09
Speaker 5: once in a while, I watch some of the legends.
16:11
Speaker 1: But but you're not going out of you Yeah, let's
16:12
Speaker 1: get out of your really hot apartment.
16:14
Speaker 5: It's a lot cooler in the hallway.
16:16
Speaker 2: I know.
16:17
Speaker 5: So I don't listen to a lot of people Chinese people.
16:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait wait, I'm.
16:24
Speaker 5: Smelling like some kind of soup. I think they're joining.
16:27
Speaker 5: But do they cook a lot of soup?
16:29
Speaker 2: I don't know.
16:29
Speaker 5: But we're gonna see.
16:30
Speaker 2: We're gonna see if we can, if we can get
16:32
Speaker 2: them out, because I want to buy their apartment and
16:33
Speaker 2: make a fucking super and knock the wall down because.
16:36
Speaker 5: I heard if you can, like and it doesn't even
16:38
Speaker 5: cost that much.
16:38
Speaker 2: Because I already on this one. It's like you just
16:40
Speaker 2: like refinancial mortgage and right, do you know about that ship?
16:43
Speaker 3: Yeah?
16:43
Speaker 5: I know about that ship. Yeah.
16:45
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think how you could get a Chinese
16:47
Speaker 1: person to leave their apartment.
16:49
Speaker 3: I have some ideas, but we might get in trouble
16:51
Speaker 3: if I suggest them.
16:52
Speaker 5: Yeah, not yet. Come on, I have a chance. I
16:53
Speaker 5: have a real chance with my career now.
16:55
Speaker 1: I was being nice because Baybridge feels like a very
16:58
Speaker 1: nice neighborhood, and I was I was locked out, obviously,
17:01
Speaker 1: and I was calling your apartment and two very little
17:03
Speaker 1: girls on scooters had their little key to get back
17:06
Speaker 1: in the building. So I figured I just would be
17:08
Speaker 1: nice to them.
17:10
Speaker 4: And then I'm thinking, oh, man, this is stranger danger.
17:12
Speaker 2: Stranger danger.
17:13
Speaker 1: Then I try to tell them like, I'm not stranger danger. Yeah,
17:16
Speaker 1: But then in the end, they did let me into
17:18
Speaker 1: their apartments. So I want to talk to their parents
17:20
Speaker 1: that they shouldn't be so gullible, because what if I was.
17:23
Speaker 3: Stranger danger at that point, And I was just saying
17:24
Speaker 3: I wasn't.
17:25
Speaker 2: Stranger to go over to these girls. Hey, yeah, see
17:28
Speaker 2: that's no good. I gotta fucking I got to talk
17:31
Speaker 2: to the owner about that. I think you should, dude,
17:33
Speaker 2: now that I bought one place, I just want to
17:35
Speaker 2: buy every apartment in the fucking You want to go
17:37
Speaker 2: down by the water, whatever you want to do, dude,
17:39
Speaker 2: Let's go down by the one. I'll show you Owl's
17:41
Speaker 2: Head Parkay, I'll show you the water, and I'll show
17:43
Speaker 2: you the best fucking Delian bay Riche not aful peer
17:45
Speaker 2: sixty nine market.
17:46
Speaker 1: I need to walk a little bit, man, you like
17:49
Speaker 1: or I'm like, this will be easy because I'm on
17:52
Speaker 1: right now. I'm on vacation from my vacation because I
17:55
Speaker 1: don't really work, as you know, of course, so I'm
17:58
Speaker 1: I'd been on vacation, but then I decided to a
18:00
Speaker 1: like a vacation from my vacation.
18:02
Speaker 3: Does that make sense?
18:03
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
18:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, hanging out a lot of relatives at a beach
18:06
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know what, I could take a.
18:08
Speaker 3: Day, go see Chrissy day Hell yeah, do.
18:11
Speaker 4: A little podcast, and then I'll get back to the beach.
18:13
Speaker 2: She didn't take you two and a half hours to
18:14
Speaker 2: get back too, at least at least.
18:16
Speaker 4: I'm thinking three maybe three and a half.
18:18
Speaker 2: But so, so you don't so all the activities with
18:20
Speaker 2: your family today is just them and then you're just
18:22
Speaker 2: gonna show up tonight.
18:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're fishing and then we'll do maybe a beach
18:25
Speaker 1: fire tonight. Oh sweet dude, where Yeah with the ladies
18:28
Speaker 1: with the umbrellas on a really hot day.
18:30
Speaker 2: I mean, I just think, like, you know, I get it,
18:32
Speaker 2: because like melanoma is a motherfucker right, but it's you know,
18:35
Speaker 2: I guess you she's Chinese. It's mostly Asian people. But
18:38
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. My daughter, All her friends are Asians.
18:41
Speaker 2: She only she refuses to hang out with anybody other
18:43
Speaker 2: than Asians. And I dig it because I feel like
18:45
Speaker 2: the Asians are going to rule the world, like pretty soon,
18:47
Speaker 2: like we're living in a time where China's gonna be
18:49
Speaker 2: number one. I'll fuck yeah, And I just want her
18:51
Speaker 2: to fucking have you know, all these Asian friends. So
18:55
Speaker 2: like if there's some kind of like fucking space that
18:57
Speaker 2: some kind of rocket ship that goes to outer space
18:59
Speaker 2: that only Chinese pace, we can get on. At least
19:01
Speaker 2: my daughter's got Chinese friends and maybe could get a
19:02
Speaker 2: ticket from old pops.
19:03
Speaker 1: And think about this, if they're hanging out doing those playdates,
19:07
Speaker 1: maybe some of that super knowledge will seep into your
19:09
Speaker 1: daughter's brain.
19:10
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, and then maybe she can tell me a
19:12
Speaker 2: good way to get the next door neighbors out so
19:13
Speaker 2: I can buy their apartment.
19:15
Speaker 3: Well, you gotta learn Chinese.
19:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I know like dezs Bishop. Oh, by the way,
19:18
Speaker 2: didn't you do you did? You did an episode with Dez?
19:21
Speaker 6: Yeah?
19:21
Speaker 3: Killed?
19:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. And you know how many people
19:23
Speaker 2: started tweeting me saying that we sound exactly the same. Oh, yes,
19:26
Speaker 2: that's all I got was we sound exactly the same.
19:28
Speaker 2: And then I saw Deaz last week. Yeah, and he
19:30
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I got all these messages that we
19:32
Speaker 2: sound exactly the same. Well, it's because we're both from
19:34
Speaker 2: Queen's or he stole my ship.
19:37
Speaker 3: He does sound like you, but he has a little
19:38
Speaker 3: bit of that Irish accent.
19:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can you do the Irish accent? Oh no,
19:43
Speaker 2: don't try know. Oh that's pretty good. What's mom? It
19:46
Speaker 2: sounds like more like the mom from Bobby's World.
19:48
Speaker 3: But we got to mills in front of us.
19:49
Speaker 4: Yeah, can I say something.
19:56
Speaker 2: Visual?
19:59
Speaker 4: Let the record show the one in the green is
20:01
Speaker 4: the mother of the bill.
20:03
Speaker 2: You're the best Gred. What is this? This is aliceaid Park.
20:06
Speaker 2: Do you want to walk through? Yeah, let's do it.
20:08
Speaker 2: Do you know Veronica Mosey, the great comedian Veronica Mosy.
20:11
Speaker 2: I've heard the name here, So what are meant? A
20:13
Speaker 2: couple of Bearridge people out here. We got a couple
20:15
Speaker 2: of bay Ridge comics. Jordan Carlos, Veronica Mosey lives out here,
20:18
Speaker 2: Jerry Farrar, Turtle lives out here.
20:20
Speaker 3: Oh Turtle, Yeah, I like the Turtle from uh Entourage.
20:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of Entourage guests who hit me up on
20:27
Speaker 2: direct message this morning looking to hang out. Fucking Jeremy Piven,
20:30
Speaker 2: the pivs the PIVE. He does stand up now, No,
20:33
Speaker 2: hang out with the PIV later on tonight. Fuck the PIV.
20:36
Speaker 2: He's a good kid, Jeremy Piven.
20:38
Speaker 3: He's not a kid anymore.
20:39
Speaker 2: We want to go, well, yeah, we could walk in.
20:42
Speaker 2: This is all we're going. This is the park, you know.
20:44
Speaker 2: I take my daughter there, Okay, and then this is
20:46
Speaker 2: like the park. They actually found a dead body here
20:48
Speaker 2: beautiful recently. And this park was actually part of the
20:52
Speaker 2: Battle of Brooklyn. Apparently there's some old Revolutionary War soldiers
20:57
Speaker 2: from the British and the Americas I buried in this
20:58
Speaker 2: park somewhere. Well, you do know your history? Yeah, the
21:01
Speaker 2: history hyenas, say, Ridge Boys presents the history hyenas. Get
21:04
Speaker 2: it on fucking iTunes and my cast.
21:07
Speaker 1: I uh, I listened to the POMPEII episode.
21:10
Speaker 2: What'd you think of it? What'd you think of Pompeii?
21:11
Speaker 2: I don't think I was a great episode. I liked it.
21:14
Speaker 2: You liked it? Yeah, I did like it, though.
21:15
Speaker 1: I like the stuff you were talking about before, uh
21:18
Speaker 1: you went into the POMPEII stuff. I told you, that's
21:20
Speaker 1: what I like about history hyenas. You guys do a
21:22
Speaker 1: little upfront flow around with some shit, what about your
21:26
Speaker 1: lives and whatnot, and then you finally get into the
21:28
Speaker 1: history thing.
21:29
Speaker 2: So you think I like it? You like it? All right? Cool? Cool? Cool? Yeah?
21:31
Speaker 2: But what but you find different? We're trying different. We
21:34
Speaker 2: don't have the format, you know, one hundred percent locked
21:36
Speaker 2: in which we're still in that trial and error period.
21:39
Speaker 3: That's okay, Yeah, that's a beauty of podcasts.
21:41
Speaker 1: And like when I started this, I had no idea
21:42
Speaker 1: what I was doing then, and I sort of know
21:44
Speaker 1: what I'm doing now.
21:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember. I remember the first time I did it,
21:47
Speaker 2: you would just wait for me our garbage. I was like,
21:49
Speaker 2: oh shit, I was like, what the fuck?
21:52
Speaker 1: People are a little confused by me, Like I was like,
21:55
Speaker 1: you did you know thirty years at a radio station,
21:58
Speaker 1: why why don't you want to do this studio because
22:01
Speaker 1: you just answered your own question, because I did it
22:03
Speaker 1: for thirty years.
22:03
Speaker 2: Fuck it.
22:04
Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to make it up as I
22:06
Speaker 1: go along a Westwood One's like hinting. They just built
22:09
Speaker 1: me a really nice studio on forty second Street, So I'm.
22:11
Speaker 3: Gonna start doing more episodes from there.
22:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like this.
22:14
Speaker 3: This is great where we wander around and make shit up.
22:16
Speaker 2: Walk around fucking ninety five thousand degrees. You got squirrels.
22:20
Speaker 2: You know what's great about that? We just walked by
22:22
Speaker 2: the squirrels. We don't give a fuck, right.
22:24
Speaker 1: I was just talking about this on a past episode
22:27
Speaker 1: in Central Park. There's so many foreigners in Central Park.
22:31
Speaker 1: They've never seen squirrels before, so they're amazed by them, right,
22:34
Speaker 1: And they're taking all sorts of video and pictures and
22:36
Speaker 1: selfies with squirrels.
22:37
Speaker 3: And I can't help myself, Chris, as you know.
22:39
Speaker 1: And I think that's why you're walking me through a
22:42
Speaker 1: park where I'm not gonna be able to confront anybody,
22:44
Speaker 1: You son of a bitch. But I'm the guy that
22:47
Speaker 1: yells at it's a fucking squirrel.
22:50
Speaker 4: Yeah, But that means they just don't have squirrels from.
22:53
Speaker 2: Where they're from, right, Oh, you know, we'll find people.
22:55
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, we'll go down by the water.
22:56
Speaker 2: I want to show you. I want to show you
22:58
Speaker 2: the view and show you actually how Bayridges to Manhattan
23:01
Speaker 2: because people always say, oh, Bay Ridge, it's too far there,
23:03
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna fucking show you how close it is
23:05
Speaker 2: to New York City. You show me the view.
23:08
Speaker 3: This isn't e harmony. We're podcasting.
23:10
Speaker 2: What dude, Come on, man, you know that I'm going
23:12
Speaker 2: through a lot. I thought I thought this. We were
23:14
Speaker 2: hanging out, we met my apartment. What the fuck?
23:17
Speaker 3: It did?
23:17
Speaker 2: Start off like like, hey, can I come out? Hey fans?
23:22
Speaker 1: It was naked, but uh I loved history Hyaenas for real.
23:27
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed it.
23:28
Speaker 1: I liked you talking about how you got pulled over
23:31
Speaker 1: for speeding.
23:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you lied to the judge. I lied to
23:34
Speaker 2: the fucking judge. That was a great story.
23:36
Speaker 5: Yeah.
23:36
Speaker 2: And then it doesn't matter because I still and then
23:38
Speaker 2: I had to pay you know, after that, I had
23:40
Speaker 2: to I know you did.
23:41
Speaker 3: This on your podcast, but do it do it on mine?
23:43
Speaker 2: Fuck it? Let okay, let's roll through this a little bit,
23:45
Speaker 2: all right, So what happened was is I got caught
23:48
Speaker 2: speeding over the Manatton Bridge, and I honestly I was
23:50
Speaker 2: going about seventy in a thirty so like the cop
23:52
Speaker 2: that very write, you know, so the cop. Then I
23:56
Speaker 2: was with Giannis. I was actually with Jannis, my my
23:59
Speaker 2: partner in the History Highs and the second Bay Ridge
24:01
Speaker 2: boy and and uh do you want to see the
24:04
Speaker 2: view or do you want to go buy people? Uh? People?
24:07
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean if I was with my wife, it
24:10
Speaker 1: looks like a nice little, uh scenic view up there.
24:12
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, hey, you know I'm a sensitive kid.
24:14
Speaker 2: That's like, you know, like you think it's gay that
24:16
Speaker 2: I listened and I remember my friend's birthdays? Wow do
24:20
Speaker 2: you think that's gay?
24:21
Speaker 3: Man?
24:21
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's a gay thing, because I
24:24
Speaker 2: text him, I don't know.
24:25
Speaker 4: I don't know, like I don't know birthdays.
24:28
Speaker 2: Like I just you know, I want to make people
24:29
Speaker 2: feel special. Like one of my friends, Pete, his birthday
24:32
Speaker 2: was a couple of days going at twelve oh one am.
24:34
Speaker 2: I texted him. I was like, hey, what's up, brother,
24:36
Speaker 2: Just want to be the first person wish you happy birthday.
24:38
Speaker 2: Have a great day, kid. And then nine hours later,
24:40
Speaker 2: he wrote back, thanks faggot. It was like, what the fuck?
24:44
Speaker 3: But how did you spell faggot f.
24:45
Speaker 2: A G G O T?
24:47
Speaker 1: He went, ot, Yeah, that's bad, right, yeah, it's if
24:51
Speaker 1: you put an eye in there instead of the oh,
24:52
Speaker 1: you would have been all right, yeah, But I was like.
24:54
Speaker 2: What the fuck? I'm just trying to be just trying
24:56
Speaker 2: to be a good kid here, right, I gotta get
24:58
Speaker 2: called gay for that.
24:58
Speaker 1: Let me anyway, let me say something right now, Happy
25:01
Speaker 1: belated birthday.
25:02
Speaker 3: This stuff it all August twenty six.
25:06
Speaker 2: Thirty four years old. Fucking thirty four years old.
25:08
Speaker 1: All right, you may have just said it on your
25:10
Speaker 1: podcast that was listening to on my way to baby,
25:13
Speaker 1: And the honest is, what's the August twenty fifth?
25:15
Speaker 2: I guess where we went? Where the Renaissance Fair for
25:17
Speaker 2: my birthday? I know, are you guys like a couple? No,
25:20
Speaker 2: but Giannis didn't want to go at all? But I
25:22
Speaker 2: fucking went. Did you throw the hatchets? Yeah? Yeah, I
25:25
Speaker 2: fucking nailed it? Did you really? Yeah? I nailed it.
25:27
Speaker 2: We threw Battle Access and we threw the Stars. I
25:30
Speaker 2: did the battle axes. I was pretty good at it. Yeah,
25:33
Speaker 2: I kind of like.
25:33
Speaker 3: The Renaissance fair.
25:34
Speaker 2: I love to dude. You know, how about we get
25:36
Speaker 2: my family together and your family together, we go to
25:38
Speaker 2: vidieval times. Oh yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, we'll have
25:42
Speaker 2: Karl over there. Yeah, why not. It'll eat like a
25:45
Speaker 2: fucking king, and then maybe we'll beheat them. Why would
25:48
Speaker 2: we want to be head Carl? I'm kidding. These pretty flowers,
25:51
Speaker 2: they're they're nice.
25:52
Speaker 3: What kind of flowers you think they are? I don't know.
25:55
Speaker 4: They're sniffed that one?
25:56
Speaker 2: No, no, no, does it bere like, don't sniff it up?
26:00
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe they're uh, daffodils.
26:02
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with daffodils.
26:03
Speaker 2: I don't know.
26:04
Speaker 4: And because it's not a visual, I'm just simply right.
26:07
Speaker 2: You know what we should have did. I should have
26:08
Speaker 2: gotten and we could have put the video up. Next
26:11
Speaker 2: time we do it, let's do it, and I'll wear
26:12
Speaker 2: a go pro helmet.
26:13
Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds good.
26:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we'll fucking walk around the city. I'll have
26:16
Speaker 2: a go pro helmet.
26:17
Speaker 1: They didn't take two and a half hours to get here.
26:19
Speaker 1: I would have set up a nice video and all
26:21
Speaker 1: that for us. But I know you're in a rush.
26:23
Speaker 1: I think you gotta get a haircut.
26:24
Speaker 2: I gotta get a haircut at eleven thirty and then
26:26
Speaker 2: pick up my daughter at twelve forty five. Oh geez.
26:28
Speaker 3: So we don't have time, man, we gotta get this
26:30
Speaker 3: shit done.
26:30
Speaker 2: So you got pulled over, okay, Yeah, so I get
26:33
Speaker 2: pulled over. Yeah, you know, Jannis in the car, I'm speeding.
26:36
Speaker 2: I get the ticket, and then Giannis is like Gianness
26:38
Speaker 2: is very much like fuck daft, fuck the system. You
26:40
Speaker 2: gotta fight that shit. Yeah. So I was like, all right,
26:42
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm gonna fight it. So then I showed
26:44
Speaker 2: up for court a couple of days ago, and everybody.
26:47
Speaker 2: First of all, everybody is in the same room, like
26:50
Speaker 2: every I can hear it, Like if you had gotten
26:52
Speaker 2: a ticket, I can hear the whole case. I can
26:55
Speaker 2: hear your whole case. I don't even know who you are,
26:56
Speaker 2: and I can hear you whole case. So I was
26:57
Speaker 2: listening to what people were doing, yeah, and like how
27:00
Speaker 2: people were pleading.
27:01
Speaker 1: And then you smart and so that you get some
27:03
Speaker 1: knowledge as you get knowledge, right, so it's like, okay,
27:05
Speaker 1: you got it.
27:06
Speaker 2: I was like, I noticed that a lot of people
27:08
Speaker 2: were just saying that they had their kids in the car.
27:10
Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, this will be great. So
27:13
Speaker 2: I was like yeah, so but it was, but nobody
27:15
Speaker 2: was speeding. It was all for like, you know, improper
27:18
Speaker 2: left turn or party legally or whatever. So mine comes up.
27:23
Speaker 2: So mine comes up, and he's like, you know, what
27:25
Speaker 2: did you do? You know, plead your case or whatever whatever,
27:27
Speaker 2: And I'm like okay, I'm like, well, I'm like I
27:31
Speaker 2: I he said you were going seventy and a thirty
27:34
Speaker 2: five wow. And I'm like I'm like, well, first of all,
27:37
Speaker 2: I I don't know if that's true, I said, because
27:40
Speaker 2: you know, sometimes those things are inaccurate. He's like, we
27:43
Speaker 2: righty tidy, righty tighty.
27:45
Speaker 3: That's a righty tidy move right there?
27:47
Speaker 2: So are you might doing?
27:48
Speaker 3: Why aren't they paying attention to its?
27:50
Speaker 2: Look at this? Look that's how close Manhattan.
27:51
Speaker 3: Wow, isn't that beautiful? We're looking at the Statue of Liberty.
27:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, goddamn statue of liberty right there. That's what America
27:57
Speaker 2: is about.
27:58
Speaker 3: That's what America is about.
28:00
Speaker 2: Right there? Yeah, all right, tower, freedom tower right there.
28:04
Speaker 2: We got everything. We got this ferry too. We should
28:05
Speaker 2: jump on the fucking ferry and go where just to
28:08
Speaker 2: right back to downtown Manhattan. This ferry. It's cost two
28:11
Speaker 2: dollars to get to downtown Manhattan in thirty minutes.
28:13
Speaker 3: And then where we're gonna do.
28:14
Speaker 2: Don't you have to get your hair cut? Oh shit, yeah,
28:16
Speaker 2: I gotta get my hair cut. Anyways, hold the story.
28:21
Speaker 1: You guys catching anything, any strip bass, no fish at all?
28:28
Speaker 2: What are you going for?
28:30
Speaker 8: Any fish?
28:31
Speaker 7: You know?
28:31
Speaker 3: Any fish?
28:32
Speaker 2: Fish?
28:33
Speaker 3: No fish the water, No fishes in the water.
28:36
Speaker 8: Some sing gron something grown.
28:37
Speaker 2: No, I'll tell you what's wrong.
28:39
Speaker 3: You want some fishing knowledge. You're a Mets fan. I
28:41
Speaker 3: like that. By the way, it's because of the full moon.
28:45
Speaker 8: Uh No full moon based for.
28:47
Speaker 3: Fishing, not this full moon.
28:50
Speaker 2: It was one of those special full full moons and
28:52
Speaker 2: the fish just took off.
28:53
Speaker 3: They're coming back, though, they're coming.
28:55
Speaker 2: Back in uh time.
28:56
Speaker 8: A lot of fish here is no fish with that
29:00
Speaker 8: around two months now, everybody mad, old fishing man.
29:04
Speaker 2: No no fish.
29:05
Speaker 3: So once you try another spot.
29:07
Speaker 8: I tried, but you know here the clearest spot, nicest spot. Yeah,
29:11
Speaker 8: you know everywhere in this spot. Too much track, this
29:15
Speaker 8: loses the fishing goes.
29:16
Speaker 2: All right, Well, good luck to you, all right, all right,
29:19
Speaker 2: thank you.
29:20
Speaker 3: It might help if you put the line in the
29:21
Speaker 3: water by the way.
29:22
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, we gotta walk back to get my
29:24
Speaker 2: hair cut. Wait, this is all we're doing. Well, no,
29:27
Speaker 2: but we gotta we're gonna walk.
29:28
Speaker 4: We're on the I see the Arizona over there for
29:30
Speaker 4: the people.
29:31
Speaker 2: Tomano Bridge, and then what then we got the Statue
29:33
Speaker 2: of Liberty Statue Liberty. That's down that's New Jersey. That's
29:37
Speaker 2: Jersey City, Jersey City. And then where the.
29:39
Speaker 3: Freedoms used to be now the Freedom Tower.
29:41
Speaker 2: Freedom Tower. And then that's the Beak. This is the
29:43
Speaker 2: Bell Parkway. Nice spot. Thattton Island. Ok, that's where Salvolcano lives.
29:47
Speaker 2: Really well yeah, Staten Island. So he's from Staten is
29:49
Speaker 2: Oh I hear yeah, oh.
29:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, that whole Staten Island thing.
29:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we walked all the way here to see
29:54
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, is that stupid?
29:56
Speaker 1: Kind I could see all that out outside the window
29:58
Speaker 1: of my apartment in Manhattan.
29:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay, it's all I just yeah, I don't.
30:02
Speaker 3: Know what you're trying to be. You're trying to be
30:04
Speaker 3: you're trying to.
30:05
Speaker 2: Be hospital Yeah whoa should I text you honest yet
30:09
Speaker 2: or not yet? I don't care because we gotta we're
30:13
Speaker 2: gonna pick him up. We gotta go to the haircut.
30:14
Speaker 2: We gotta go get a haircut. Well, is he going
30:16
Speaker 2: to the haircut? I mean, what did I don't know.
30:19
Speaker 2: I didn't plan this, right, that's okay.
30:21
Speaker 3: We just wander.
30:22
Speaker 2: Oh no, you can't do that.
30:24
Speaker 3: You can't no, no, no, no, you can't beat the
30:27
Speaker 3: ship out of your bike chain, sir.
30:30
Speaker 1: It needs a little oil, needs a little oil right there,
30:33
Speaker 1: and you'll be good to go.
30:38
Speaker 3: Why are we banging the Why are we banging the chain?
30:43
Speaker 3: I don't I don't know if that's going to do
30:45
Speaker 3: the job. I think you need a little oil right
30:46
Speaker 3: over there, a little oil in there. No, just pour
30:50
Speaker 3: oil in there and then just go like this. No, no,
30:55
Speaker 3: what are you doing?
30:57
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a little stuck?
30:58
Speaker 3: Yeah?
30:59
Speaker 7: Yeah?
30:59
Speaker 2: Yeah? You want me to help? Here? Can I help?
31:07
Speaker 3: Oh yeah? It might have made it worse.
31:11
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'll leave you alone.
31:13
Speaker 3: All right.
31:14
Speaker 1: He's just banging the ship out of the out of
31:16
Speaker 1: the bike chains. So he wasn't happy with me. Chris,
31:21
Speaker 1: you gotta explain what happened there?
31:22
Speaker 2: So okay, So what happened when I don't have the video? Okay?
31:24
Speaker 2: So what happened, is what happened. Well, I got the video,
31:27
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'll send it to you. Okay, So what
31:29
Speaker 2: happened was is Opie was asking a Chinese gentleman and
31:33
Speaker 2: his wife to by the way, I'm and I'm saying Chinese,
31:36
Speaker 2: and I'm guessing almost on hundred percent that he isn't Chinese.
31:39
Speaker 2: So I'm not generalizing the Asian population by saying all
31:42
Speaker 2: are Chinese, even though most are Chinese. He's definitely Chinese.
31:45
Speaker 3: No, that one was definitely Chinese.
31:46
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, So don't say oriental by the way.
31:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bad.
31:50
Speaker 3: I learned that a few years ago.
31:52
Speaker 2: I can't say orientally.
31:53
Speaker 3: No, that's a bad one. Yeah.
31:56
Speaker 4: Look at this ghetto hot yeah.
32:00
Speaker 1: Morna yeah, yeah, that is right.
32:07
Speaker 2: Probably kids from a few different guys. I fucking want
32:09
Speaker 2: to marry her.
32:10
Speaker 3: I have no idea what we're talking about.
32:12
Speaker 2: That was ghetto. Yeah. See, but I'm too white for
32:15
Speaker 2: that ship. Yeah.
32:17
Speaker 3: I get scared by women like that.
32:18
Speaker 2: You don't get scared by women like that.
32:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, their body parts are a little big.
32:21
Speaker 1: You're not sure if they have like a razor blade
32:24
Speaker 1: under their tongue, man or a raizor blade or some
32:27
Speaker 1: kind of weapon in their bra I'm a.
32:28
Speaker 2: Big fan, big fan. Yeah. I love those women like that.
32:31
Speaker 2: I fucking love them. Yeah. So yeah, tell the story.
32:34
Speaker 3: So you're going seven.
32:35
Speaker 2: By the way, this is Peer sixty nine Market on
32:37
Speaker 2: the right. This is the best Delian bay Rich.
32:39
Speaker 3: I need smoothie.
32:40
Speaker 2: You want to Oh, you want to smoothie. I'm a
32:41
Speaker 2: smoothie guy. Smoothie in here?
32:43
Speaker 3: Come on?
32:43
Speaker 2: Is this the smoothie place? Is the smoothie spot?
32:45
Speaker 1: No, I've heard you talk about the smoothie spot on
32:49
Speaker 1: the podcast.
32:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, history Hyaenas.
32:52
Speaker 5: This is it.
32:53
Speaker 2: If they don't have kale though, Bro, I'm out, they
32:55
Speaker 2: might not have kill. No, you can't do fruit. You
32:57
Speaker 2: gotta do vegetable fruit.
33:00
Speaker 1: Hey man, all right, all right, we're in the smoothie place.
33:10
Speaker 4: Homemade ice cream here.
33:11
Speaker 1: You want to be juice the juices kale Alert morning,
33:15
Speaker 1: I'm alert.
33:16
Speaker 3: Sample, Yeah, I'm alert.
33:19
Speaker 5: Sample, Chris, Ah.
33:24
Speaker 2: It is.
33:25
Speaker 5: Look at these cake pops. Cake pops are taking over
33:28
Speaker 5: the world.
33:28
Speaker 2: Bro, best muffins in bay Ridge, Peer sixty nine market.
33:31
Speaker 2: These are the best homemade muffins. I can eat a
33:34
Speaker 2: whole obviously. What do you think you think?
33:35
Speaker 5: I look good? Now I look the same.
33:37
Speaker 3: I wanted to make a I wanted to make a
33:38
Speaker 3: thirty eight inch waistroke. But I think you might have
33:40
Speaker 3: lost a few pous.
33:41
Speaker 5: I did lose a few LB's.
33:42
Speaker 2: I lost about eight pounds in three years, so that's
33:44
Speaker 2: not fat. This is I'm doing ALPS podcast and I
33:48
Speaker 2: want taking the Peer sixty nine market the best Delian
33:50
Speaker 2: bay Rich.
33:51
Speaker 5: Yeah, I used to be. I used to be radio guys.
33:55
Speaker 5: I used to be pretty famous, right, Chris used to be? Yeah,
33:57
Speaker 5: I used to be pretty fairly doing. Now he's around
34:00
Speaker 5: neighbor with me.
34:02
Speaker 1: This is.
34:04
Speaker 6: Used to be and Anthony you should.
34:06
Speaker 2: Be now yeah.
34:07
Speaker 5: Now it's that means we get a free smoothie criss
34:10
Speaker 5: up top.
34:14
Speaker 3: Pay twice.
34:14
Speaker 5: I don't blame we respect bay Ridge, though.
34:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need a I need a nice can I
34:22
Speaker 1: Can I go off the board?
34:24
Speaker 3: Can I go banana spanich kale? And uh you got
34:28
Speaker 3: the pineapple?
34:30
Speaker 5: Can I do that? Because I'm allergic to apple? Allergic
34:33
Speaker 5: to apple?
34:34
Speaker 1: I am?
34:34
Speaker 3: I know?
34:34
Speaker 2: Because look I look like in all America who's allergic
34:36
Speaker 2: to apple? Jesus doesn't love.
34:39
Speaker 6: You from New York State?
34:42
Speaker 7: Oh my god, do you know there's seventy five different
34:44
Speaker 7: varieties of apple.
34:45
Speaker 5: I know know that?
34:48
Speaker 3: How about this?
34:51
Speaker 5: How about this?
34:52
Speaker 1: I'm also allergic to trees and grass?
34:55
Speaker 5: You know it's God?
35:02
Speaker 3: Yes, you know he did.
35:03
Speaker 7: You know what you gotta take Omega. It makes you
35:07
Speaker 7: look comfortable.
35:08
Speaker 5: You won't scratch the fish oil. I don't scratch. I
35:11
Speaker 5: dare you.
35:12
Speaker 3: And by the way, I'm allergic. You should ask me
35:14
Speaker 3: or Chris, ask me what kind of trees and grass?
35:17
Speaker 2: What kind of trees and grass? Are you allergic to?
35:18
Speaker 5: All of them?
35:19
Speaker 2: Really? Literally all of them?
35:21
Speaker 5: So how do you live? You're runing the podcast?
35:23
Speaker 2: I don't need to smoothy that bad?
35:25
Speaker 5: Sorry? Man, Yeah, no kidding, Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm kidding.
35:30
Speaker 5: I'm kidding.
35:30
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
35:31
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, you can't do that.
35:32
Speaker 2: Ship in bay Rich, all these women here will beat
35:34
Speaker 2: the shit out of you.
35:35
Speaker 5: I believe it.
35:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, this isn't This isn't the city folk, I hear.
35:38
Speaker 2: This is pure bay Rich.
35:39
Speaker 3: What's the name of your joint for the people that
35:41
Speaker 3: go to Bay Ridge.
35:42
Speaker 7: Here's sixty nine market. Yes he did by the sixty
35:45
Speaker 7: nine street pier.
35:46
Speaker 5: Here's sixty nine market on Instagram. I want her to
35:48
Speaker 5: say it though, Okay, better for.
35:50
Speaker 7: Her because I have a better Brooklyn accent. I know,
35:53
Speaker 7: I know, benson Hurst told the one right there, you
35:57
Speaker 7: go by the sixty nine ferry.
36:00
Speaker 5: Yeah, we just saw the view.
36:01
Speaker 3: It's very nice, Yes it is.
36:03
Speaker 7: What is you could do with cheap moonlight cruise for
36:05
Speaker 7: two seventy five?
36:06
Speaker 6: Really they didn't know that?
36:09
Speaker 7: Yeah, well you could take your girls to Ikea, all right,
36:11
Speaker 7: because everybody loves Ikea.
36:13
Speaker 1: I do like the Ikea, but I can't figure out
36:15
Speaker 1: how to put that stuff together.
36:16
Speaker 3: I just wish they would put it together for you.
36:18
Speaker 6: You need Leslie Oakoms and.
36:21
Speaker 5: She could put it together exactly. Hey wait, I'm paying it?
36:26
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
36:27
Speaker 2: Is this?
36:27
Speaker 5: Can I can I put this on the podcast?
36:33
Speaker 2: Oh?
36:34
Speaker 5: Oh, look at Chris Christy because I don't know how
36:37
Speaker 5: to do it.
36:37
Speaker 3: Christa Stefano is smooth in the smoothie shop.
36:40
Speaker 5: Yes, look at it. He's got good manners.
36:44
Speaker 3: Look at him. Give me your Instagram looking at how
36:47
Speaker 3: smooth this guy is. I don't blame him.
36:48
Speaker 6: What did you say?
36:49
Speaker 3: I was like yelling at her, no.
36:51
Speaker 5: No, no, give me your digits. What did you say?
36:54
Speaker 2: Well, old school is yeah, give me your digits.
36:56
Speaker 1: Okay, But now look he's making believe that he cares
36:58
Speaker 1: so much about my podcast that he's gonna host this
37:00
Speaker 1: on his Instagram and he's gonna tag her Instagram.
37:04
Speaker 3: But this is all about a hookup. Let's be honest.
37:07
Speaker 3: Let's be honest.
37:08
Speaker 6: She's a wonderful girl.
37:09
Speaker 5: She's beautiful, Yeah she is.
37:11
Speaker 6: And she's a vegetarian.
37:12
Speaker 5: Vegetarian.
37:13
Speaker 3: There you go.
37:14
Speaker 6: So that makes her a cheap date.
37:15
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
37:19
Speaker 6: I can always tell her what the stake for me, exactly.
37:24
Speaker 5: Hey, Chris, Yeah, that was really smooth. It's not about beings.
37:29
Speaker 2: I come in here every day.
37:30
Speaker 3: She's not stupid.
37:31
Speaker 5: Come you're stupid.
37:33
Speaker 3: We just watch what happened.
37:34
Speaker 2: I come in here every single day and you can't
37:37
Speaker 2: shout out.
37:38
Speaker 6: I go for Dowry. I want at least five horses
37:41
Speaker 6: for her breaths.
37:44
Speaker 5: There he is.
37:45
Speaker 3: What's up?
37:46
Speaker 6: Brother?
37:46
Speaker 2: This guy makes the homemade ice cream.
37:49
Speaker 3: Anybody thank you?
37:51
Speaker 5: He's the best.
37:52
Speaker 3: All right, you want to smoothie?
37:53
Speaker 5: I don't want to smooth it.
37:54
Speaker 3: What do you mean? You gotta go to work?
37:55
Speaker 2: And I got I got because I.
37:57
Speaker 5: Gotta go get a haircut.
37:58
Speaker 3: So Pineapple, that was it? So you were too busy
38:03
Speaker 3: player with Chris?
38:04
Speaker 5: I forgot my orgs.
38:05
Speaker 2: I'm shouting people on social media, like.
38:07
Speaker 1: You tear that much about my podcast that you're gonna
38:09
Speaker 1: freaking post this.
38:10
Speaker 3: On an Instagram account and tell you right.
38:12
Speaker 2: To promote the thing the okay, Jannis and I love
38:15
Speaker 2: this class like coconut water, orange.
38:18
Speaker 1: Juice, almond mill. Oh umm, maybe a little splash of
38:23
Speaker 1: orange and some water orange. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's
38:26
Speaker 1: gonna be a little too sweet for the key, for
38:28
Speaker 1: the key, the key.
38:29
Speaker 3: You want to drink at least, Chris, we're sweating our
38:31
Speaker 3: balls off.
38:31
Speaker 5: They got they got coconut water. No, I should probably
38:35
Speaker 5: get a water water, right.
38:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we kind of need that by now.
38:39
Speaker 5: So tell the story late from my haircut. No, you're
38:41
Speaker 5: not all right? Well you relaxed.
38:43
Speaker 3: This is going so well, and you're gonna, oh you
38:45
Speaker 3: might be how far away.
38:47
Speaker 5: About the twenty five minute walk?
38:48
Speaker 3: All right, we gotta start puffing it, all right, that's okay.
38:51
Speaker 2: So I was in the I was in the I
38:52
Speaker 2: was in the courtroom.
38:54
Speaker 9: Yeah, and and and I'm in the courtroom and uh,
38:59
Speaker 9: I say to the judge darre Oh I got ten
39:03
Speaker 9: of these, judge, Oh, not the new one.
39:05
Speaker 3: Okay, I just got myself.
39:10
Speaker 5: I think I have I do have a coffee carter.
39:13
Speaker 3: She can make that?
39:14
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, what is that?
39:17
Speaker 5: She's uh.
39:19
Speaker 6: That pier? All right, there's a big memorial down at
39:22
Speaker 6: the end of the pier.
39:23
Speaker 5: He didn't care. I took them down, didn't you know.
39:26
Speaker 3: We're trying to keep this, We're trying to keep this
39:28
Speaker 3: a little light.
39:28
Speaker 1: I saw it, and and instantly I was depressed, because
39:31
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, On nine to eleven, a
39:33
Speaker 1: lot of people went to that pier and saw the towers.
39:35
Speaker 5: You think you don't think I know that.
39:37
Speaker 6: I don't think it too, Are you crazy?
39:41
Speaker 2: I don't think it was this place.
39:45
Speaker 6: This is not my place. This is my son's place.
39:47
Speaker 6: And the kid that owns this place was on the
39:48
Speaker 6: highway when they came down. Really all right, he went
39:51
Speaker 6: over the divide because he has.
39:52
Speaker 3: A big car, and then threw up, and they threw up,
39:55
Speaker 3: and then.
39:56
Speaker 6: He started throwing up because he knew.
39:58
Speaker 7: All right, he knew right way it was an attack.
40:01
Speaker 7: He didn't think it was an accident. He's just one
40:03
Speaker 7: of those kind of people that knows.
40:04
Speaker 5: That stuff, all right.
40:06
Speaker 6: And he got really sick over.
40:07
Speaker 7: My other kid watched it from over the BIQUI what's
40:11
Speaker 7: that the promenade, the promenade and went back to class.
40:14
Speaker 2: Francis, really, I'll believe all that, all those touching stories,
40:17
Speaker 2: and he thinks of the conspiracy by the US government, And.
40:20
Speaker 3: Both of those kids came out of you so very,
40:22
Speaker 3: very different.
40:22
Speaker 7: How there was a there was a piece of office
40:25
Speaker 7: paper in.
40:25
Speaker 3: My I was five miles away and a piece of
40:30
Speaker 3: in the backyard.
40:31
Speaker 6: It was horrifying.
40:33
Speaker 7: You know, that really hit home because I saw it
40:35
Speaker 7: on television. And when you see it on television, you know,
40:38
Speaker 7: you're used to those disaster films and what is this?
40:40
Speaker 6: Sure all right?
40:41
Speaker 7: But when the paper was in the pool, that was it.
40:44
Speaker 5: That was it, and it was very very si he
40:47
Speaker 5: doesn't think it ever happened.
40:48
Speaker 1: And with nine eleven right around the corner, this is perfect.
40:51
Speaker 1: Oh no, it kinda is perfect because we'll never forget.
40:54
Speaker 1: We'll never forget, right people, I just want he forgot.
40:58
Speaker 1: He wants his carric juice and just want.
41:00
Speaker 5: He just wanted he forgot already.
41:03
Speaker 2: Yes, here's sixty nine market Best muffins.
41:05
Speaker 3: And bay Rich nice.
41:07
Speaker 5: So I don't know if we could talk over the
41:09
Speaker 5: blender anymore.
41:09
Speaker 3: It's getting a little She's almost done.
41:11
Speaker 5: Jenny's almost done, all right, all right, you know, and
41:13
Speaker 5: then we got to get.
41:14
Speaker 2: I was trying to get her number one.
41:15
Speaker 5: I knew you were tried to play.
41:19
Speaker 2: It was more yesterday, the idiot, Hey, give me your wrist.
41:21
Speaker 2: Grim we gonna.
41:24
Speaker 5: Because we want to promote the We want to promote the.
41:26
Speaker 2: Place you worked at for seven think you make me ever,
41:30
Speaker 2: I can never come back in here again.
41:32
Speaker 3: Now, I don't know she she gave it to you quick,
41:34
Speaker 3: so so you think she was a little magic.
41:36
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, wait, I got this. I got this.
41:38
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I got extra. They gave me extra
41:42
Speaker 3: than they gave me extra.
41:44
Speaker 1: That's that's nice. Oh shit, I got a dollar fifty
41:47
Speaker 1: on me. No, I got a twenty. Chris ain't paying
41:49
Speaker 1: because this guy has given me great radio over the years.
41:51
Speaker 3: He's a good friend of mine. Thank you, thank you,
41:56
Speaker 3: good seeing you. I'll be back. I just booked my straw.
42:01
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the chicken wings are great, all right. Parrot fries,
42:04
Speaker 5: karrot fries.
42:04
Speaker 3: I no, no, you know what.
42:06
Speaker 5: No.
42:06
Speaker 3: I like eating healthy, but if you're gonna.
42:08
Speaker 2: Have fries, have some fries.
42:09
Speaker 5: French fries, right, all right, we'll be back.
42:11
Speaker 3: Wait, I gotta guy, Yeah, I gotta take some of
42:14
Speaker 3: the change.
42:15
Speaker 5: Give her everything the whole. Yeah, why not you doing? Yeah?
42:21
Speaker 2: Eight to ten?
42:22
Speaker 3: There it is, and and then this is the official tip.
42:24
Speaker 3: It's freaking twenty dollars smoothie.
42:26
Speaker 5: Thanks thirty million dollars a year. Really ain't give you
42:28
Speaker 5: ten bucks?
42:29
Speaker 3: How about not a dollar?
42:30
Speaker 5: And fourteen months?
42:34
Speaker 3: All right?
42:35
Speaker 2: That was an experience. Fucking I just want to watch
42:38
Speaker 2: you give ten bucks, no tip, no, because you're you're
42:41
Speaker 2: grooming her base side. You backs, man, you did that
42:44
Speaker 2: for me. I appreciate it because it they get Chris
42:46
Speaker 2: Pussy foundation.
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Speaker 3: Just in case she doesn't remember you, you know, you're
42:50
Speaker 3: gonna walk.
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Speaker 1: In and go, oh, that's he was with that guy
42:52
Speaker 1: that he made give a ten dollars tip on a
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Speaker 1: fucking four dollars exactly.
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Speaker 2: Why did Because I'm gonna send her a message in
42:57
Speaker 2: it now and be like, hey, you know great, seeing
42:59
Speaker 2: you again today. I made Opie give you that ten
43:01
Speaker 2: bucks because you're the best smoothie maker in Bay Rich
43:04
Speaker 2: hard eyes. You're gonna go hard eyes?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Why not?
43:11
Speaker 2: Yeah? Dude? So yeah, all right, So I'm in the
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Speaker 2: judge I'm in front of the judge and he says
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Speaker 2: what happened? And I said, well, look, I have my
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Speaker 2: daughter in the back seat. Trying to get sympathy, I
43:20
Speaker 2: said to the judge, I said, you can understand as
43:22
Speaker 2: a father, when you have your child in the seat,
43:24
Speaker 2: you just want to keep them safe. So he's like, okay,
43:27
Speaker 2: where's this going. I said, well, what happened was this
43:30
Speaker 2: is all lie? I said, what happened was there was
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Speaker 2: an eighteen wheeler Mac truck right next to us on
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Speaker 2: the Manhattan Bridge, and my daughter in the back seat
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Speaker 2: was like, Daddy, Daddy, please get us away from the truck.
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Speaker 2: The truck's a big monster.
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Speaker 5: Get it away.
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Speaker 2: I'm scared. So I said, I got a babe, and
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Speaker 2: I gunned it to seventy beautiful. And I said, when
43:46
Speaker 2: I gunned it to seventy just to get my daughter
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Speaker 2: away from danger, that's when the officer must have clocked me.
43:52
Speaker 2: I said, so, yes, I did commit the crime, but
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Speaker 2: the reason is, the reason is true. And just I
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Speaker 2: just want here, We'll go this way. I just wanted
43:59
Speaker 2: to see girl.
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Speaker 3: They're still trying to dig up Jimmy Hoffa.
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Speaker 2: Probably that movie's coming out right yeah, Jimmy Happa movie.
44:05
Speaker 2: I didn't get a fucking I didn't get an audition.
44:07
Speaker 2: Fuck that. Sorry about that. So the judge said, he said,
44:12
Speaker 2: so let me get this straight. He said, in an
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Speaker 2: effort to protect your daughter, when you are tired or
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Speaker 2: tired with an eighteen wheeler Mac truck, you decided to
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Speaker 2: speed up to get past the truck as opposed to
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Speaker 2: slowing down and letting the truck pass you. And I
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Speaker 2: said yes. And he said, do you think that's a
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Speaker 2: good decision as a father to put your daughter in
44:33
Speaker 2: more danger by increasing the speed? And I was like,
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Speaker 2: you know, it was just a kind of a game
44:37
Speaker 2: time decision. You're honor and I just thought that was best.
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Speaker 6: She goes.
44:41
Speaker 2: He goes, do I have to call child Protective Services
44:43
Speaker 2: on you too? Because your game time decisions are a
44:45
Speaker 2: little shoddy? And it was like and I was like,
44:50
Speaker 2: you know, you know, I was just talking like it.
44:52
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, upon further review in my mind,
44:54
Speaker 2: I realized that I did, in fact make the wrong choice.
44:57
Speaker 2: But if I can, you know, just have some leniency
45:00
Speaker 2: because I can't, you know, to get another ticket right now.
45:04
Speaker 2: I don't have enough money to pay the ticket. And
45:06
Speaker 2: then the officers, like a fucking asshole, said, your honor.
45:11
Speaker 2: I don't think that that's true because the client is
45:14
Speaker 2: at the defendant is actually a comedian who's on television.
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Speaker 1: So obviously he knows you're a comedian, and he doesn't
45:20
Speaker 1: like your comedy.
45:21
Speaker 2: He doesn't like my comedy, and he had red hair.
45:23
Speaker 2: You yo, yeah, fucking redhead.
45:26
Speaker 3: Hey, all right, that's a blonde, a little strawberry blonde.
45:31
Speaker 2: Right, strawberry blonde.
45:31
Speaker 3: I got, we'll taste the red in there. I took
45:33
Speaker 3: that as a little bit of an insult.
45:35
Speaker 2: So, yeah, so you don't like redheads. No, so not
45:38
Speaker 2: only did I get, not only did I have to
45:39
Speaker 2: pay three hundred and fifty bucks, the guy, the judge,
45:41
Speaker 2: gave me four points, so I basically have to pay
45:44
Speaker 2: more money to go down there. Wasted my time and
45:47
Speaker 2: had to pay extra points for giving a stupid answer.
45:50
Speaker 2: Look at this. This is a revolutionary war cemetery right
45:52
Speaker 2: here in Beyrich. Are you serious?
45:53
Speaker 7: What? God?
45:54
Speaker 2: Look at this revolutionary work. You got people buried in
45:56
Speaker 2: here from seventeen seventy six. Well, this woman who died
45:58
Speaker 2: in that battle or buried.
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Speaker 1: Here, you know, considering you do the podcast History Hyaenas
46:02
Speaker 1: with Giannis Pappas.
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Speaker 3: Let me read this.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, seventeen seventy six to nineteen sixty two.
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Speaker 3: I don't know what that means. The nineteen sixty two
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Speaker 3: maybe that's when they put this yere.
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Speaker 1: That was a long war, revolutionary war cemetery and everlasting
46:13
Speaker 1: memory to all those that are buried here that are
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Speaker 1: country be ever free.
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Speaker 2: That's it. Beautiful, that's it.
46:19
Speaker 3: But there's not a lot of guys in here.
46:21
Speaker 2: No, it's really honest, it's really outside.
46:25
Speaker 3: Why we walking right by his joint?
46:26
Speaker 2: We're gonna we gotta make the left anyway to get
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Speaker 2: to the barber shop.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like to talk to Gianna.
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Speaker 2: Let's talk to honest. Let me call him up.
46:33
Speaker 1: I'm so happy you've picked the noisiest route to your barbershop.
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Speaker 2: By the way, you fucking send me a voicemail, A cocker.
46:42
Speaker 2: That's not good. You know, that's a that's a bad move.
46:46
Speaker 1: These days, everyone knows when you're being sent to the voicemail.
46:49
Speaker 3: No one turns their phone off.
46:51
Speaker 2: Yo you outside, Oh yo, couch, can you come down.
46:56
Speaker 2: We're gonna come up your block? Can you come out?
46:58
Speaker 2: Or no? All right? All right, cutes mcgoots come out.
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Speaker 1: Well, god, wait, I'm gonna meet Giannis. Yeah, you just
47:08
Speaker 1: gave his address out, so we had to kind of jump.
47:10
Speaker 2: Forward a little bit.
47:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're walking by Giannis's place. Obviously, I just
47:13
Speaker 1: heard you talking on the phone with him and you
47:16
Speaker 1: had some of that bay Ridge Brooklyn cutesy talk.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's what we do. If you're a fan
47:22
Speaker 2: of the bay Ridge Boys at bay Ridge Boys on Instagram,
47:24
Speaker 2: actually now at History Hyenas Podcast on Instagram, you'll know
47:28
Speaker 2: the language that we speak. We play a little game
47:30
Speaker 2: where you know, if you like something or don't like something,
47:32
Speaker 2: we say, is this cutes or brutes? Right? We say
47:36
Speaker 2: We say things like perf mcgirth. We call people tbg's
47:39
Speaker 2: True Blue Gays or TVP's True Blue Psychos. We say
47:43
Speaker 2: cute a lot, I.
47:45
Speaker 3: Got one, you say, yeah, just to prove I know
47:47
Speaker 3: who you guys are.
47:48
Speaker 2: What's up? Toots? Toots? Yeah, we call prostitutes toots.
47:51
Speaker 3: See I know.
47:52
Speaker 5: Yeah, we say toots.
47:53
Speaker 2: And then we say that Yannis actually wants to be
47:56
Speaker 2: a male toot. We think Jannis is a little on
47:58
Speaker 2: the gay side and wants to be transit. But you
48:00
Speaker 2: know he is who he is.
48:01
Speaker 3: He really wants to be transgender.
48:02
Speaker 2: I mean, look at his most famous character, Marisa. He's
48:05
Speaker 2: dressing up like a Puerto Rican man, Puerto Rican tranning from.
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Speaker 1: The Lower EASTI on the episode I was listening to
48:10
Speaker 1: you guys were talking about transphobia and all that, and
48:14
Speaker 1: and I think Gianna said something pretty brilliant, and he's like,
48:17
Speaker 1: you can't even say that you're not into dating a
48:20
Speaker 1: trance because then that makes you transphobia exactly, or transphobia.
48:24
Speaker 2: I should say, what's interesting world we live in where
48:25
Speaker 2: Yannis put that video on twenty eleven and it's got
48:29
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about ninety nine percent. I'm talking about
48:31
Speaker 2: one hundred percent positive reviews on all those YouTube comments
48:34
Speaker 2: got like millions of views because people are sort of
48:37
Speaker 2: it's funny. Not until two months ago when the world changed.
48:40
Speaker 2: Are people now starting to criticize him for saying, how
48:43
Speaker 2: could he do a character like that, being a white, straight,
48:46
Speaker 2: white male right making fun of a transgender Puerto Rican
48:49
Speaker 2: community that.
48:50
Speaker 1: It's just completely insane. What's going on with everything with
48:54
Speaker 1: the PC culture?
48:54
Speaker 2: What do you think of these buildings? These are limestones?
48:56
Speaker 3: You likely nice Yeah, do.
48:57
Speaker 2: You like this neighborhood or not? Right?
48:58
Speaker 1: I do, but I wish we had some hand lotion
49:00
Speaker 1: because I'm fucking crying.
49:02
Speaker 3: Man.
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Speaker 2: We got like another twenty block walk, is that right?
49:04
Speaker 6: Yes?
49:06
Speaker 2: Sad?
49:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you haven't picked the shade yet.
49:09
Speaker 2: Yeah. All I've done is walking past construction sites. You
49:12
Speaker 2: you said, hey, I want to come out there, and
49:14
Speaker 2: I said, oh, don't worry about it. We'll meet all
49:15
Speaker 2: kinds of people. I've taken you by, no people, Yeah,
49:17
Speaker 2: I've just taken you by people Chinese people can't speak English,
49:20
Speaker 2: fixing their bikes and construction sites.
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Speaker 4: You know what, I'm having the time of my life.
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Speaker 2: Hey, you know how it is? Perfectd I don't fucking know.
49:27
Speaker 1: And I liked what you guys said about if your
49:29
Speaker 1: data a transgender.
49:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they still have the penis. That makes you gay.
49:34
Speaker 2: That makes you gay, It makes you gay. It is
49:36
Speaker 2: what it is, and that's okay.
49:38
Speaker 1: But let's not make believe you're you're Yeah, you're you're
49:41
Speaker 1: sneaking around and trying to.
49:42
Speaker 2: Like avoid the gay label.
49:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, if the if the transgender went through some of
49:48
Speaker 1: the surgeries and got the boobs and yeah, looking more
49:52
Speaker 1: and more feminine but still has the penis.
49:54
Speaker 2: That makes you gay. Gay, But even if it doesn't
49:56
Speaker 2: have the penis, you were still born a dude. And
49:58
Speaker 2: it's like to each his own. But it's like, I
50:00
Speaker 2: don't know, man, Well.
50:01
Speaker 1: That part is still up for discussion, although I think
50:03
Speaker 1: the smell would give it away.
50:05
Speaker 2: Because if the ass pussy still smells like seals like
50:07
Speaker 2: a man. Yes, But with that said, so I'll okay,
50:13
Speaker 2: So that's still up for some shade. Thank you.
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Speaker 3: That's still up for discussion.
50:17
Speaker 1: But there's no discussing it if the person still has
50:21
Speaker 1: a penis, right, and she identifies as a woman, but
50:25
Speaker 1: she still has the penis and you're sucking on that penis,
50:27
Speaker 1: that you're gay.
50:28
Speaker 2: You're gay, and that's okay, you're pure gay. Okay, here,
50:31
Speaker 2: this is his place, so we'll just wait for him
50:33
Speaker 2: to come out.
50:34
Speaker 3: Oh, let's go on one minute to get an hair.
50:36
Speaker 5: Well, we're walking there, so call him and tell him
50:40
Speaker 5: you're gonna be a little late. No, isn't it a
50:45
Speaker 5: barber shop?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
50:46
Speaker 3: All right, gre.
50:49
Speaker 2: Wow, look at this courtyard.
50:52
Speaker 5: It's a nice place, right bro.
50:55
Speaker 2: There he is Yannis PAPIs.
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Speaker 10: On our next episode, Funny Man Jana's papa Is joins
51:02
Speaker 10: the conversation with Greg Hughes and christ Sefano. Maybe Opie
51:06
Speaker 10: podcast while Chris gets a haircut, or maybe they do
51:09
Speaker 10: a little more walking around bay Ridge, Brookland. Subscribe so
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51:15
Speaker 10: when I was a kid, the idea was to get
51:17
Speaker 10: out of the old neighborhood and cross to Arizona, to
51:20
Speaker 10: Stan Allen, or head the opposite direction to the big city.
51:24
Speaker 10: Now you're lucky if you can afford to live in
51:26
Speaker 10: bay Ridge or any part of my hometown of Brooklyn.
51:29
Speaker 10: These are the same streets Travolta walked around as Tony
51:32
Speaker 10: Monaro on Saturday Night Fever minus a few hours. Check
51:36
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51:39
Speaker 3: Still breaks my heart.
51:40
Speaker 5: What happen to Bobby c Tony Boy?
51:43
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Bobby, get down for me.
51:45
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