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The Big Stu-ey: The Egg Salad Hat Won Augusta · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that.
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  Speaker 1: He caught them the game last night, although they won
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  Speaker 1: the game. You're listening just to Godsend Company.
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  Speaker 2: So a funny thing happened to me over the weekend
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  Speaker 2: here Taylor, Israel Goody Eras sent me text about the Masters,
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  Speaker 2: about golf, and I never thought I would get such
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  Speaker 2: texts from Israel Goody Eras, But I think he fell
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  Speaker 2: in love with the Masters, or at least a little
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  Speaker 2: five dollars flyer on.
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  Speaker 1: Cam Young windwdamn thing. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, this is where I could understand you getting confused,
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  Speaker 4: because there's been a lot of years that I've known you,
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  Speaker 4: in a lot of years that the Masters have happened,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't think I've ever texted you once during
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  Speaker 4: the Masters. However, yes, yes, I felt obliged now that
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  Speaker 4: I'm a company to shoot you some information about what
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  Speaker 4: was happening, because I told you on Friday that I
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  Speaker 4: threw a little flyer on Ludwig Oberg and then the
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  Speaker 4: second I did so, he just started falling off a cliff.
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  Speaker 4: Now he did to make a nice little recovery, but
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  Speaker 4: that seems to be the problem with Ludwick. He always
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  Speaker 4: has that one issue in the middle of a tournament
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  Speaker 4: that he can't recover from. And then I said, you
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  Speaker 4: know what, I should have trusted my instincts from the
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  Speaker 4: beginning and said, Cam Young, my guy put the little
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  Speaker 4: flyer on him. So I just said, you know what
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  Speaker 4: to start the second round. Here you go, Cam Young,
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  Speaker 4: here's a little boost of confidence. Yes, the round he
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  Speaker 4: was up, and so I was just sharing this information.
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  Speaker 4: Was Stu the only person who I knows who both
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  Speaker 4: obsesses over the Masters and gambles on it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, I take that as a compliment. It
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  Speaker 2: was interesting tale were you into the Masters over the weekend?
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  Speaker 2: I know baseball season's going, and I'm surprised is he
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  Speaker 2: was that into it considering the final day of the
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  Speaker 2: NBA regular season was yesterday, and I'm certain he was
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  Speaker 2: glued to that. And now we have our playoff matches
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  Speaker 2: and play and playing games and all that stuff. But Taylor,
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  Speaker 2: where you went to the Masters over the weekend because
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  Speaker 2: it was tough.
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  Speaker 1: Rory had the big lead after the second round.
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  Speaker 2: And it's what I tell you about golf and how
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  Speaker 2: tricky it is to root for this particular event where
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  Speaker 2: you want Rory, who's a fine champion, who's a great champion,
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  Speaker 2: a popular champion, but you want him to come back
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  Speaker 2: to the field to make it close for Sunday, and
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  Speaker 2: he certainly did.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, he should have gotten a second.
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  Speaker 2: Green jacket for making it close on Saturday, one for
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  Speaker 2: making it close and the second one for winning the
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  Speaker 2: actual majors. In my personal record book, he has two
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  Speaker 2: green jackets just from this year alone.
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  Speaker 1: Were you into a Taylor?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I get into I get into all the majors.
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  Speaker 3: When it comes to golf, I don't really My problem
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  Speaker 3: with golf is I don't really have a favorite golfer.
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  Speaker 3: And that's been everybody's tip for how to get more
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  Speaker 3: into golf. And then I'm like, Okay, I want to
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  Speaker 3: become a Brooks Koepka guy or a Colin Moricowa guy,
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  Speaker 3: one bed round by any of those guys, and you're
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  Speaker 3: completely out of it. So it's like, Okay, I don't
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  Speaker 3: really know what to do. So Stu, my recent pivot
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  Speaker 3: is I just root for the course. I root for
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  Speaker 3: the course to beat up all the players and everybody
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  Speaker 3: kind of come down to looking more like me when
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  Speaker 3: I go out there.
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  Speaker 4: My favorite golfer at the moment is Cam Young, But
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  Speaker 4: right to Taylor's point, my favorite golfer often changes depending
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  Speaker 4: on who's on a hot streak, because if you're not
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  Speaker 4: in on the leaderboard during a golf tournament, you're useless
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  Speaker 4: to me, Like, I'm not going to go watch you
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  Speaker 4: struggle through, you know, around a seventy five just because
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  Speaker 4: you're my guy. And so the thing about this tournament
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  Speaker 4: that doubled it down on the annoyance Stu, it was
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  Speaker 4: not only was.
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  Speaker 1: Rory up big, right, it's actually tripled down.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, he was up big, and then it wasn't that
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  Speaker 4: anybody winning go to get him. He came down to
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  Speaker 4: everybody else, and everybody else was kind of like playing
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  Speaker 4: a golf right. It was it wasn't just spectacular golf
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  Speaker 4: all around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just stayed there is he after the second round,
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  Speaker 2: he just stayed. He shot even par the rest of
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  Speaker 2: the way, and the only guy that made a run
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  Speaker 2: at him was Scottie Scheffler.
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  Speaker 1: That's eleven strokes back. Had it into the weekend.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, he was just way too far back.
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  Speaker 4: He was the only one challenging the guy. And so
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  Speaker 4: that in itself makes it, you know, the second level
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  Speaker 4: of frustration. But also yeah, like he gave up the lead,
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  Speaker 4: Like he lost the lead and everybody's just gonna just
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  Speaker 4: twiddle their thumbs and be like, well, like nobody wants it,
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  Speaker 4: we'll just give it right back to him. It's like
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  Speaker 4: he wasn't spectacular in the last round and he won
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  Speaker 4: that thing. The third round was amazing golf from everybody involved.
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  Speaker 1: Fourth round a bit of a fart noise. The third
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  Speaker 1: round was amazing golf from everyone involved except for Rory.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what we needed.
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  Speaker 2: And that's why it was celebrating him on Saturday because
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  Speaker 2: he made it interesting on Sunday. But to your point,
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  Speaker 2: on Sunday, there are a whole lot of people who
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  Speaker 2: could have went up and reached out and grabbed that
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  Speaker 2: thing and themselves a green jacket and a master's victory.
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  Speaker 2: Guys like Russell Henley, Justin Rose, Cam Young, Colin Morrikawas,
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  Speaker 2: Sam Burns and none of them, and I mean none
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  Speaker 2: of them made any sort of run at Rory so
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  Speaker 2: and Young. I understand your frustration.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Cam Young was all pars in the back nine,
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  Speaker 4: like just come on man, Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: On the day where Rory sat shot seventy one. I
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  Speaker 2: mean he went seventy three seventy one final two rounds
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  Speaker 2: after starting the thing sixty seven sixty five and being
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  Speaker 2: twelve under after two rounds, which is absurd.
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  Speaker 3: Besides Scheffler, the person who probably did have the best
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  Speaker 3: Sunday was Morikawa. And he was out there. His back
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  Speaker 3: looked like it must have been in shambles because he
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  Speaker 3: could not walk, and there was that spread where he
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  Speaker 3: was like birdie, birdie, birdie, and it felt like maybe
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  Speaker 3: Morikawa could do it. But he was started the day
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  Speaker 3: like five under I think, and was too far back.
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  Speaker 3: But is he You mentioned that you put a flyer
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  Speaker 3: on Oberg and Cam Young stue before the tournament. Listen
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  Speaker 3: to Mike Francessa, the Pope, Yeah, of course, and he's
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  Speaker 3: given out his picks Yeah, listen to this pick he
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  Speaker 3: gives and then I'll get more context afterwards.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I've been looking for McIntyre. I like the price
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  Speaker 5: twenty eight to one. I think he's going to play
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  Speaker 5: very well. He's got the right temperament. If it's his game,
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  Speaker 5: I would definitely use him. So what is he eating?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I hate that so much. It's so annoying.
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  Speaker 3: The first part of it. McIntire misses the cut. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he shoots plus seven, and it's like, Okay, he just
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  Speaker 3: said he liked the golfer. There's gonna be a ton
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  Speaker 3: of golfers who missed the cut have a bad week.
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  Speaker 3: And the part that sticks out is Francessa making a
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  Speaker 3: point to say I like his temperament. He's got the
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  Speaker 3: right temperament for the mask.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: McIntyre was caught making a middle finger gesture while making
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  Speaker 3: a quad bogie on the fifteenth hole Thursday, and then
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  Speaker 3: he also let his frustrations boil over onto the seventeenth,
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  Speaker 3: where he slammed his club into the ground after his
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  Speaker 3: second shot and swore on the twelfth and thirteenth.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, that course, We'll do that to you, that game,
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  Speaker 2: that course, and that tournament will do that to you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I swear in particular on amen corner.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that is both an insult to the
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  Speaker 4: course and to our lord.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but who hasn't stuck up the old middle finger
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  Speaker 2: to a hole after your four part of the green?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, come on, can we talk about this like
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  Speaker 4: the masters? Get over yourselves a little bit, like we're
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  Speaker 4: talking about him getting fined for insulting the golf course.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, I'm over stugats watching these poor caddies
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  Speaker 4: have to wear these white jumpsuits that are ill fitting,
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  Speaker 4: look terribly hot, and just the idea is they're supposed
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  Speaker 4: to fade into the background so nobody notices them. They're
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  Speaker 4: all I'm looking at during the tournament because I feel
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  Speaker 4: so bad for them. I wish they could just wear
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  Speaker 4: regular clothes with a bib like in every other tournament.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you say poor caddy, and I tell you
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  Speaker 2: that Rory's caddy made probably four hundred and fifty thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars over the weekend and.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they're not complaining.
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  Speaker 4: But internally, I guarantee you in that locker room, they're like, yo,
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  Speaker 4: this is the worst.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, they are.
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  Speaker 3: There was something I was thinking about this weekend when
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  Speaker 3: it comes to the Masters. If I told you guys,
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  Speaker 3: I have two tickets for you for two days of
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  Speaker 3: the Masters, you could either go Thursday Friday, Yes, Saturday Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: I've done it. Yes, what a great question.
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  Speaker 3: Which would you pick? Would you pick the Thursday Friday
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  Speaker 3: or Saturday Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: So I went and I chose the Thursday Friday. I
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  Speaker 2: need to be home on the count moving day. I
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  Speaker 2: need to be home on the couch. On Sunday, I
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  Speaker 2: need to see all the groups. You can't do that
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  Speaker 2: on the course. You can't bring your phone on the course.
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  Speaker 2: You're not allowed to bring your phone on the course.
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  Speaker 2: That is the great thing about Augusta.
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  Speaker 1: No phones. I like that. That doesn't work for me.
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  Speaker 2: On Saturday and Sunday, I need to see all the
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  Speaker 2: action going on and I need jim Nantz calling it.
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  Speaker 4: I just do That's it. Yeah, I said, great question.
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  Speaker 4: But the more I think about it, I think there
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  Speaker 4: is only one answer. Like it's got The Thursday Friday
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  Speaker 4: has to be when you're going. It's not just because
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  Speaker 4: of what Stu Gott said, but if what Taylor said
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  Speaker 4: happens like, what if your favorite golfer that if you
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  Speaker 4: have three favorite golfers and all three of them missed
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  Speaker 4: the cut, then what you know, they just suck just
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  Speaker 4: following who's ever's winning.
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  Speaker 1: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: So it's odd because I don't really know anyone outside
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  Speaker 2: of I guess Tiger. But like most of my friends
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  Speaker 2: who watch golf were fans of the tournaments, fans of
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  Speaker 2: the majors, fans of a close finish, we don't.
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  Speaker 1: Really have a favorite golfer.
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  Speaker 2: There were times where I was rooting for Phil nicholsoning
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  Speaker 2: to win certain tournaments. There were times when I was
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  Speaker 2: rooting for Tiger Woods to win certain tournaments. But I
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  Speaker 2: think most golf fans they don't particularly have a favorite golfer.
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  Speaker 2: They want what we all want, which is steaks, and
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  Speaker 2: we want pressure pods and pressure shots.
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  Speaker 1: Towards the end of the biggest tournaments. That's yeah, rooting
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  Speaker 1: for close finishes.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I think they're probably a good amount of
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  Speaker 4: people like me who are a bit of a fair
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  Speaker 4: weather golf not golf fan, but player fan, right, like
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  Speaker 4: wait to see who's gravitating toward the top and then
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  Speaker 4: say one of those guys, you know just naturally, I
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  Speaker 4: like more than the others. Right, Like, there was a
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  Speaker 4: time where a lot of people hated Bryson de Shambeau.
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  Speaker 1: I was a fan.
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  Speaker 4: I liked him early on, don't like him as much anymore.
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  Speaker 4: But I think, you know, with Jordan Speith was up there.
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  Speaker 4: I think a lot of people he was very easy
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  Speaker 4: to like, and so a lot of people gravitated towards
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  Speaker 4: speak and you know, are still That's why whatever he's
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  Speaker 4: lingering in a golf tournament, the TV cameras just find
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  Speaker 4: him somehow, right, It's like, well, let's see what Speeth
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  Speaker 4: is doing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, he's only eight back, and I'm like, okay, what.
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  Speaker 4: Makes you think he's going to get back in this thing?
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, that's how I kind of do it. It's
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  Speaker 4: just it's kind of the way you have to do it.
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  Speaker 4: Find somebody that you sort of have a favor for,
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  Speaker 4: you know, that's something that you just kind of like
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  Speaker 4: a little bit more than the others when they happen
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  Speaker 4: to be playing well.
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  Speaker 2: So four guys have won back to back Masters, Jack Tiger, Rory,
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  Speaker 2: and Nick Faldo. What Rory did for himself over the
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  Speaker 2: last well, certainly over the weekend and certainly over the
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  Speaker 2: course of the last twelve months. Is take a guy
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  Speaker 2: which you know I would always criticize him and say, hey,
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  Speaker 2: do it at Augusta, do it to the Masters. Well
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  Speaker 2: now he's done it twice back to back, and again
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  Speaker 2: it's Faldo. Think about this foursome, Faldo, Tiger, Nicholas Rory.
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  Speaker 2: Those are the four guys who have done it. He
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  Speaker 2: also has the career Grand Slam. He has six majors total,
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  Speaker 2: I think, and he's only thirty seven years old. So
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  Speaker 2: now the rest of his career, all he's trying to
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  Speaker 2: do is he attack on championships, major championships and see
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  Speaker 2: how close he can get to Tiger Woods.
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  Speaker 1: He's in that.
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  Speaker 2: Discussion of you know, one of the ten greatest golfers
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  Speaker 2: of all time already.
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  Speaker 4: I know the end of his second round was crazy impressive, obviously,
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  Speaker 4: and I know ten years from now, nobody's going to
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  Speaker 4: remember how he got this second one. But it's a
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  Speaker 4: little less impressive that nobody tried to chase him down.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody really got to chase him down. But Taylor has
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  Speaker 4: a good question on Rory and whether you think this
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  Speaker 4: is kind of an advantage for him and how he
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  Speaker 4: won this second one, Stu, you.
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  Speaker 3: Love golf the most here. How much of an advantage
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  Speaker 3: does Rory have that he can play Augusta anytime he
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  Speaker 3: wants as a member, because they asked him about it
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  Speaker 3: in his postgame press conference, and this is what he
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  Speaker 3: had to say.
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  Speaker 6: Where you talk so much coming into this week about
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  Speaker 6: your preparation. I'm curious that this is the most prepared
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  Speaker 6: you feel you've been before a major championship, and what
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  Speaker 6: you can take from your prep for this that you're
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  Speaker 6: going to try to implement moving forward.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I joked last week and going into this week
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  Speaker 7: like this place feels like my home course. I haven't
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  Speaker 7: played anywhere else in the last two or three weeks really,
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  Speaker 7: so I felt prepared in that way. I felt prepared
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  Speaker 7: that wherever I hit it on the golf course, I
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  Speaker 7: sort of knew what to do. I know where to miss,
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  Speaker 7: you know, I'm pretty comfortable with all the shots around
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  Speaker 7: the greens, And yeah, I think it is it's it's
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  Speaker 7: a it's a good blueprint. I'm not I said this
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  Speaker 7: earlier in the week. I'm not going to take three
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  Speaker 7: weeks off before every.
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  Speaker 1: Major, but.
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  Speaker 7: To get to the major venues early, you know, do
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  Speaker 7: your preparation play and not just play and look at
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  Speaker 7: things and like actually play, like go out there with
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  Speaker 7: one ball, shoot a score, you know, try to try
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  Speaker 7: to do it that way. I think, you know, and
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  Speaker 7: I've talked to Jack Nicholas over the years about how
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  Speaker 7: he prepared for majors and he would go the week
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  Speaker 7: before and he would simulate a tournament. He'd play one
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  Speaker 7: ball for four day's should scores because so then when
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  Speaker 7: he got to the tournament that you know, it was
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  Speaker 7: sort of, you know, it felt second nature to him.
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  Speaker 7: So I did a little bit of that leading up
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  Speaker 7: to here, and I think that's a it's certainly a
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  Speaker 7: good way to prepare going into the next majors.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big advantage should be able to play
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  Speaker 2: that course and not care about the fucking Valero.
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  Speaker 1: Open the week before, because.
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  Speaker 2: You're getting yourself ready for Augusta, because you don't care
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  Speaker 2: about winning the Voalero Open anymore. You only care about
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  Speaker 2: winning that tournament. You care about winning more green jackets.
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  Speaker 2: And of course that's an advantage for Rory to be
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  Speaker 2: able to do that, and he took advantage of it.
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  Speaker 4: He did ridiculous flex to say to anybody one ball.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna play around with this one ball.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, I'll lose the ball by a second hole.
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  Speaker 1: I give you a whole sleeve of balls, please.
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  Speaker 2: How many balls do you think you would need to
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  Speaker 2: play around of Augusta?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Like, if we're like me, you and Taylor, how many
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  Speaker 2: combined balls would we need to play Augusta. I would
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  Speaker 2: need at least I would need at least twenty four
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  Speaker 2: for myself.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm pretty good at finding them if they're
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  Speaker 4: not in the water. But the problem is my ball
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  Speaker 4: seem to find the water more than any other human
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  Speaker 4: being in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Well, here's the problem. That place is so pristine.
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  Speaker 2: There were no balls just laying around in the woods
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  Speaker 2: and you can claim it as your own.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't happen there.
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  Speaker 2: There's not some tailor made for from seven years ago
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  Speaker 2: just laying around in the weeds and you're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, hey, here's my ball, Taylor.
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  Speaker 4: I've got Stu Gattz sort of pre planting golf balls
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  Speaker 4: all throughout the course, just so when he got to
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  Speaker 4: go look for one, he's like, where did I put
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  Speaker 4: that ball?
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  Speaker 1: Here? Is I put one in every hole? I mean
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  Speaker 3: Is he one thousand percent? When Stu's going into the
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• 15:28
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're all about like very intricate designs on them,
• 15:32
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  Speaker 2: Is he have What was your view of Rory before
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: he won these two mass like?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Has it? Has he changed you at all in terms
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: of how you view him?
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Not really, because it just goes back to what I
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: was saying before about nobody going to get this from him,
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: because this would have been just another one of those
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: choke jobs I mean he was.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Would have been a collapse, Yes, yeah, it would have been.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: And so the fact that he did collapse and was
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: still rewarded for it kind of bugs me.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: The other thing that was annoying me going into the
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: tournament is like he was saying how he got the
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: career Grand Slam, and initially he thought that would be
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: a destination. Like why for him, that's only five majors,
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Like that's that's still a good amount of majors. But
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: last year when he when he completed the Grand Slam,
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: that was only five, Like, you want to at least
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: double that if you want to be one of the
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: greatest of all time, you want to be on the
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: mountain rushmore potentially, And so that bugged me a little bit.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: And but no, I feel exactly the same way about
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Rory today as I did three years ago.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like he can pop up and win
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: any major. I feel like he is a good spokesman
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: for the PGA.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: But this just something about Rory that makes me like
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: not want to cheer for him at all times. Sometimes yes,
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: like whenever he's going against the live guys, I'm down
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: to cheer for Rory. But other times it's like, okay,
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: like I could maybe see him being a friend of
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: a friend, but he wouldn't be like my friend.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, he takes golf very seriously. He respects the game,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: He respects the history of the game, which makes him
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: a great Masters champion because he cares about this stuff.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: He cares about his place in history. He fought Live.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: A lot of fans respect him for fighting Live. Never
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: went over there despite being offered him certain hundreds upon.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: That's when he became one of my favorites, right when
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: he was just doing exactly before that, indifferent. Really he
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: was a nice story, you know whatever. And since then
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: it's been okay, like he hasn't really continued that wave.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: He's just been you know, Rory again. So that's interesting.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: The stance against liv has done more for Rory in
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: your eyes than actually winning the last two Green jackets.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: In the same way that I don't cheer for John
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Ram anymore, and I really liked.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: John Ron Listen, he has haunted that man, okay, because
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: he sold his ass out and he took the money
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: from Live, and that man is haunted. He's not even
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: competing in Augusta anymore, right, right, so.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: You know, And Bryson to Shamba like he's he's gone
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: a little too far over the over the cliff for me,
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: like over the ledge, like the three D printed five
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: iron that he brought with them.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: It's just like, I don't know what's happened.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: And then everything that he works on and yet he
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: still can't fix his short game. It's just terrible, and
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: so yeah, it's hard to cheer for him, but yeah,
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: go ahead, Taylor.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I hate to admit this.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I liked the narrative better when Rory was a joker,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: really so did I. I don't have a joker anymore
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: outside of everyone in that field yesterday, I mean, well.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: My question is, Taylor, what do you mean? Was like,
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: he did it again and he still won, but the
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: second one.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the second he puts on that green jacket, like
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: the choking narrative kind of kind of goes away. There
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: was a moment on eighteen where I think he what
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: He went into the eighteenth hole with like a two
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: or three shot lead, and Stu Everybody's like, all he
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: has to do is just play this one safe. Hit
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: it right in the middle of the fair way. Yeah,
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: three putt it. Then Worey's first t shot was shanked
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: right and I was like, oh my god, broad.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: On eighteen, Yes, he's gonna he's gonna.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Choke this somehow, and then he hit a great recovery shot.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Though he got a great bounce, he had a clean
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: look to the hole, so he got it up to
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: that sand trap. CBS had no idea where the ball was.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: For forty five seconds.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: No one did. I was never missed. I had no
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: idea what was going on? What the fuck was m dude?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're in your living room, like, oh my god,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: what's gonna happen?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Then where's the ball? I was so I was? I
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: was freaked out.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I had a gummy but Jim Nancy always
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: knows what's going on. And for forty five seconds, the
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: pilot was he not controlling the plane and I felt lost?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Does he have to be honest?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I think a lot of what we were saying about
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Rory stands true for fans of golf, right, I think
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: they feel probably similar to how we feel about him.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: But I think also and that it hasn't really changed much.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: But I also think for his competitors it hasn't changed much.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Like if Rory ever has a big lead in a tournament,
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: they're all going to say, oh, this is still gettable.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: They're not gonna say Alway's gonna run away with it
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: because it's just not in his reputation.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: No, that's not what he does, and it's interesting. Yet
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: he still got away with it and he still won
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: the tournament. Here's the problem, and you're right, is he
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: with Rory? He has the career Grand Slam, he has
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: back to back green jackets. He's only thirty seven, thirty
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: eight years old, but he only has six total Grand Slams.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: And to put that into perspective, this guy he cares
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: about the gate, he works at his craft.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Brooks Koepka, who doesn't care about the gate, barely works
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: at his craft, has five total major. Yes, you're right,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Rory has to stack on like four or five.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: More or if we want to put him in that
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Mount rushmore of golf.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Every time because I don't see him that much because
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: he was with Live and now he's back whatever. But
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: every time in the last several months and somebody mentions
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: brooks Kepka and how many majors he's won, I'm like, wow,
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: that's a little You mean the guy that.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Was coked out of the Panthers game, Like that guy
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: is like more of a champion than a very Taylor
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: very important thing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it was a panther, yes, listen, and
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he was coked out.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: But allegedly is the way you go there.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think Brooks Kepka is confirming with his.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Eyes that's exactly what he was doing.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: That's got to be frustrating the golfers because there's a
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: lot of names. I did it name there meaning Kepka
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: not caring about golf and going about life the way
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: he goes about life.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: He has one more than Scotty, and he'll probably win
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: five more. He's that good. Yes, yes, he is that good.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: You're right, he's gonna win it Augusta. It's crazy.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Now, the question for Rory is how many more will
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: he win at Augusta because that's a tournament that means
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: the most to him in all of them.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Go ahead till it seems like the only course he's
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: gonna play between now and the next Masters is Augusta,
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: just to get ready for trying to go three pet.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, right, he's gonna skip the US Open and just
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: play Augusta.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean US.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Open changes sights every year, so he can't really just
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: play that all year long, right or every year and
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: get used to it.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Man, that's it is.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: In all seriousness, it is such an advantage to know
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: like where you can miss with no concerns, like it
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: could be way right.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: And he's just like, I'm fine, I know exactly how
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: to play that. Yes, yes, he knew exactly what to
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: do on eighteen.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Once someone told him how you got a clear shot
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: to the green, he just moved the gallery over to
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: the right, get the hell out of my way, because
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: of course everyone could play that shot over a big
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: tree and then hook it to the left and get
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: it up to the green from there. It would take
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: me seven shots just to get up to the green
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: from where he was.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you brought that up because I'd forgotten
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: about it. But it was my favorite part of the tournament.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: That man was Moses.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: He was like move, everybody, move, and everybody, and then
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: it just obviously I think that was that was that.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: The last group was that yesterday, was that Saturday, That
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: was yesterday yesterday. So it's a last group, right, So
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: there's nobody behind him, so you don't have to worry
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: about you know how long they're taking, but it's taking
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: forever and He's just like, Nope, not enough move And
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: then they didn't even actually move everybody that was in
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: that lane, but somehow moved the exact correct amount of
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: people because there was still a group of people right
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: in front of it, but it just happened to fly
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: right over them.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: And it's just like, how how you know to do that?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: They're so good.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: If I was golfing there, everybody in that line, their
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: life would be at stake because I was probably hit
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: them right between the eyes.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Did you see the pots of from Scotty Scheffler on
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: seventeen a hole that no one burnied yesterday?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: It was within a centimeter of going in.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: And if Scotty hits that butt, you saw the gallery
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: stand up behind him right when he hit it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Everyone thought it was going in. That buck goes in,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: those two go a go to.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: A sudden death and well they're going extra golf And
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: it would have been so interesting to see if Scotty
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: would have pulled that off. Scotty left one on the
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: table and he knows he did, yes, Stu.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: That would have been the end of rory like that.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: We would have had, like can you remember that one hour.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Special they played of nineteen eighty six, the Jack Nick
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: this would have they would have already started the documentary
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Scotti Scheffler's greatest.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Major win ever roring comeback against Rory.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: It would have been effing spectacular and roryan never would
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: have come back from that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Probably not, but as it stands, he wins it, and
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I think Taylor is right. Rory left the door wide
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: open to be twelve under after two rounds and to
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: go even par the remainder of the way. If you
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: told me that was going to happen headed into Saturday,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I would have told you he would have lost the Masters,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: and he had an entireher field who choked one away
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: because no one wanted to go and catch Rory McLeroy.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: That's why I was That's why I was so disappointed
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: in cav I was just gonna let you go as
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: a play on.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: That's why I was so disappointed in cam Young, because
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: he's usually he's usually onions like he's great. Instead he
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: was just averaged down the streets and it's like a
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: right man, give me one spectacular shot to make it
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: in Yes, no one wanted.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: To be great yesterday except for Scotti, Scheffler's and he
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: was too far back to catch him.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, if Rory was the biggest winner this weekend getting
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: his second green jacket, can I have a nominee for
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: the second biggest winner this weekend?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: By the way, we're just so we were just talking
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: about Scotty and if he's not your second business biggest winner,
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: I just want to drop this in here. He made
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: his charge for second place, which got him like two
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: point three million dollars. The guys that are all tied
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: for third place are splitting one million dollars apiece, and
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: it's just like.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Wow, Scotty, what an ass? What a great golfer, but
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: what an ass?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's pissy. He doesn't have a great jacket
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: on today.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: He is my second biggest winner, not a golfer. Somebody
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: in the gower, did you guys see the guy who
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: was wearing the egg salad hat.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Look up eggs salad guy. Okay, Because there's been a
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: lot of talk this week and the masters about the
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: like the barstoolification or the youtubeification of golf and kind
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: of moving away from that old like traditional one. There
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: was a guy in the in the gallery who was
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: just wearing like a rope hat that just said egg salad,
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: and he just kind of became egg salad guy.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at him right now.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, they have great egg salad sandwiches. They have
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: They're like two dollars at a Gusta. They're fantastic. They
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: have great sandwiches in general, great food and affordable prices,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: unbelievable beer.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: He had multiple colors, He had multiple egg salad hats.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: It wasn't just a one and stude.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: The narrative around him is that people don't think he
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: should be wearing a hat like that at a place
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: like Augusta. People wanted him confiscation.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: What's the word out to confiscate the hat.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: People wanted the hat confiscated and him thrown off of
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: the perimeters.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, what would you would you be surprised if
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Augusta did that? I mean, because listen, listen, Augusta doesn't
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: want anyone, including a patron, upstaging the tournament, upstaging golf,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: upstaging their weekend. And if this guy somehow was all
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: over social media doing that, perhaps Augusta is going to
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: be very mad with this guy.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: It sounds ridiculous.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: It's a ridiculous thing for me to say we should
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: be applauding this guy.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give him a standing ovation. I'm sorry
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: he deserves a green jacket.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: It's advertising for concessions. Why is that problem? Hey, that
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: made good excealad here. If he just if he just
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: had a hat that said good golf? Would that be bad?
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Would too much attention paying to this patron?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: What they find a golfer for giving a middle finger
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: to a hole? I mean, so which is more understandable?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Understand your course is so fucking hard that occasionally you're gonna.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Turn around and give a cal the middle finger.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Because it's difficult. What's wrong with that? That's golf? Golf
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: is frustrating, especially at that place.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: The ache sud had it so bad that I think
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: I kind of like it.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I love it now. Well that's what he was, frankly for.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I was a good Eggs sout, so I would buy
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: a hat to celebrate that. Yeah, so what's gonna happen to?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: This guy? Is gonna be banned for life.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I'll probably get a golf podcast soon.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get that Barston merch store. I just got to
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: say copyright out loud. He's good there his big.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Cat negotiating with this guy right now as we speak.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Is he welcome into egg Salad today? Our guest is Brooks.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: This guy is gonna be a medium fucking star because
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Barstool wants him to be.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: What I mean, Jesus Christ, oh my god.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Barstool, they got Van Pelton from the Gusta
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: last night, right after the show.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: That used to be my spot. I mean, I'm looking
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: at it.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: They're about twenty eight eight dollars on Etsy right now.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: The Egg Salad hats we should bob one.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Let's go there next year and put a hat on
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: tailor just so, what kind of heck can we put
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: on tail so we can make a splash at Augusta.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to do it. He's too shy to
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: do that. He doesn't want to do that.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Even Gee, Taylor, can we put a hat on you
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: next year at Augusta.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: In exchange for tickets to Augusta? Yeah, I'll wear a.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Hat, you will and become a social media darling there.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: We're gonna have to really fine tune the phrase.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Because they're gonna be on. You know, they're gonna be
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be on extra lookout next year for these hats.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm reading some of the responses from these hats,
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: and I just think people just don't know what to
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: complain about. So one ex user wrote, get that loser
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: with the egg salad hat behind the sixteenth tee off
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: the msses of Augusta. Now, okay, imagine going to the
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: different person. Imagine going to the Masters, having a chance
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: to buy merch for the greatest and most tradition based
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: event in the US and buying a hat that just
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: says egg Salad on it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Jail. Yeah, I love the hat. Why are these people complaining?
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: And then another user said egg Salad Master's hat might
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: be the worst thing I've ever seen.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Who would buy that? A lot of people.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I'm buying one right now, and no one respects that
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: place in that tournament more than I do. But holy shit, Augusta,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: get over yourself talking back.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: To egg Salad brought to you by Duke's the best
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Mayo round.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Do we know if anyone in Augusta is complaining about
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: this or just the patrons are, Because if the patrons are,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: who care about that tournament? I care about it just
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: as much as you do. Shut the fuck up.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: And get over it. I mean, what do we do.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: It's a hat, I say onto Augusta.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Master's officials are happy it's got the Master's colors on it.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: It's uh, you know, tradition based. It's a rope hat,
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: which everybody seems to love these days. I don't think
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: the Master's officials have any issue with it.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Well why would they? So those are people?
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe do those people care about Augusta that much in
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: the tradition of the masters that much where they're going
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: to get upset about that hat?
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Or are they upset because they didn't think of it first?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Because this guy is a star.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Listen, everybody that I just wrote a commented on x
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: about that exalt hat are the worst golf fans on
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: the planet.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: We already know that.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: We don't have to know any more information other than, oh,
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: they complained about a hat that was in the background.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: And you guys, yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Golf Twitter in general is one of my least favorite
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: twitters because I remember there was a time where you
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: can't post a video of you playing golf without golf
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Twitter coming to the video and giving you forty thousand pointers.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: That you need to ask for.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: It's like every coach, I just want to go out.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I just want to enjoy my day, my Sunday playing golf.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I don't need you to tell me keep your elbow
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: tucked in here and really extend that follow through. It's like,
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: just just let me be pleased.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Listen, it's on you.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: If you're posting videos of yourself playing golf, you get
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: what's coming to you, because that's what golf fans are
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: gonna do.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is how you fix this. This is how
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: you fix that. Then they go out and shoot a
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: fucking ninety four in their own course. Everybody wants the teacher. Listen.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: The last thing I want is chips from a golfer
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: who plays about as much as I do.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: When I'm up on the sea taking a t shot,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I want to hear from you. Give me along.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Keep your arm straight, shut the fuck up, keep your
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: eye on the ball, keep your head down. I told
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: that to Mike Ryan, and Jay Bellis walked by at
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Lake Tahoe and said.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: That's the worst advice I've ever heard.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: I still haven't gotten over Chris Cody trying to fix
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: everything wrong with my golf swing by saying it's all
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: about tempo.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Man, Well, he's good. If he would have told.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Me that one more time, I would have hit him
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: with my golf club. It's all about tempo. Is not
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: what you tell somebody who has no idea what he's doing.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: There, Taylor is he was so upset. I'll never forget
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: the hole. It was the eleventh hole Parkland Golfing Country Club.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I remember like it was yesterday. Well because Greg Cody
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: had that amazing three on the tenth hole where he
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: hit a ground ball from two hundred and twelve yards
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: away to within four inch from the hole. It's the
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: greatest shot I have ever seen anywhere in golf, and
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I'm including Augusta. And then the next hole is he
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: got up it's a par three. The eleventh hole, I've
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: talked about it before. Mike Ryan hit the greatest t
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: shot of all time. It's one hundred and thirty three yards.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Mike had a driver stuck in five feet from the
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: ground the entire time.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, so is he hit a shot.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: It was so bad And Taylor, I'm telling you, he
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: threw his club further than the ball went. He was
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Chris Cody is just sitting there going tempo man,