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Your childhood sandwhich and do you still eat it? 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: As we were talking about what was your kid's sandwich and do you still eat it today?
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  SPEAKER_00: And it's real easy for these conversations to drift, so we have to keep it as pure as possible.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mine was baloney, white bread, and yellow French's mustard.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I have not had one probably since before I was 16.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then Tiffany brought bologna home one day, and all of a sudden I'm like, give me the bread now.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I would, if someone showed up with Oscar Meyer, preferably all beef bologna, because now I'm a baloney snob.
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  SPEAKER_00: See how I can drift?
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  SPEAKER_00: See?
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  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't that back in the day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_01: You would get all lips and buttholes back in the day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you, the other thing too is my mom, every once in a while, used to make it a game for me at lunch, and she'd forget to peel off the Wunderbar red circle stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, oh I love that stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: No!
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, I don't love eating it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just love doing it.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was the satisfaction of when you would bite into it thinking that your sandwich is fully prepped and it's halfway down your throat going, actually, here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you not see the red?
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  SPEAKER_00: I was too busy talking to my friends, but all of a sudden I take a bite out of the baloney sandwich with the old uh with the old red circle on it, and you'd hear you'd feel this in your throat.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, it was like eating a big thick hair, and I'd had to pull it backwards out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like a magician, it just kept coming from my small intestine.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's why I don't get that kind.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm always like, you know, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, that's it, it can drift easily.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Pony Joe goes, put Doritos on the baloney sandwich.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was our pool.
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  SPEAKER_01: See, there's a difference.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bologna and mustard for lunches, baloney mustard Doritos by the pool.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, mine was this is weird, but my friend Stephanie ate it the uh sandwich this way, and then I started adopting it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Salami.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Black olives mustard.
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  SPEAKER_01: So good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, but do you eat it still today?
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I now that I but if I did if I did it today, I would do something that I haven't done or I did not do as a kid.
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  SPEAKER_01: Add a little onion.
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  unknown: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your breath is going to be something to behold.
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  SPEAKER_00: You just said salami, olives, and uh and now onion.
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  SPEAKER_00: How are you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Three, two, one.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're listening to Scott and Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott and Allie's big three.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, this conversation started with what was your kid's sandwich?
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you still eat it today?
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  SPEAKER_00: And we had we got a text, and this one actually, it is a very funny follow-up text.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, this originally came from uh, let's see, 1835, bologna and ketchup, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: And you would say, Well, do you still eat it today?
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  SPEAKER_00: And they go, We were poor, okay?
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  SPEAKER_00: LOL.
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  SPEAKER_00: But listen, my parents were very frugal now that I look back on it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And they said Or is it it just tasted good?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's my parents were not poor, but I ate the exact same sandwich.
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  SPEAKER_01: That really sounds like snoppy.
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  SPEAKER_01: My parents weren't poor.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why does poor food taste bad now?
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  SPEAKER_00: But back in the day it was delicious.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was like baloney and everything else.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I ate bologna right now, it would still taste good to me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Damn right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, they said uh I don't really uh they don't really eat mustard because it makes their tongue swell.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that sucks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's so hence the ketchup.
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  SPEAKER_00: I understand.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they said they don't eat it anymore because that makes them thick sinking sick thinking about uh baloney now because I ate it so much as a kid.
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  SPEAKER_00: So this relates to a story that one of our coworkers, Rizzo, said the other day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: His mom, because again, they were poor.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, used to make tuna sandwiches.
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  SPEAKER_00: He goes, they were four inches high, loaded with so much tuna.
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  SPEAKER_00: He goes, I can't even eat tuna anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: He goes, I can't look at it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that was the biggest tuna, just because you gotta fill them up, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, there are there's at least five or six more texts we have to read in a second, but let me get to the big three and I'll make it quick.
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  SPEAKER_00: Does anybody uh jump on my controversial statement?
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  SPEAKER_00: Bologna, far better than PB and J.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Most controversial statement of the century so far.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I there's just some interesting sandwiches that are coming in.
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  SPEAKER_01: We'll get there.
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• 4:48
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• 4:51
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• 4:53
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• 5:05
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• 5:35
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  unknown: Where?
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  SPEAKER_00: If they don't have it in every school as well as every prison.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bingo.
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  SPEAKER_00: So if you're gonna make sure it's in every prison, you better make sure it's in every school.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and we definitely don't have the Texas heat, but I would yeah, I would agree with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah anyway, there's the there's the big three.