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108. Notable Nostalgia's Colonoscopy Christmas Special! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
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  Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen, and then hook it up
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  Speaker 2: with a witch and that was that. Cats can smile.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
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  Speaker 4: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 4: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her look looks weren't part
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  Speaker 2: of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 1: for jas.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see. Welcome
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  Speaker 2: listener to our Christmas colonoscopiece special. Yeah, I'm Jeff, hello'
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  Speaker 2: and we are excited if you bring to you this
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  Speaker 2: special that's been you know, months in the making, so
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be top tier, five star, you know, amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Then this might be the episode. Maybe we could submit
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  Speaker 2: for the awards next year in twenty twenty five for
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  Speaker 2: the web. Yeah, because you have to.
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  Speaker 1: You have to.
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  Speaker 2: It's cooling cancer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and since we're like a you know, nineties two
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  Speaker 4: thousand podcasts, we have to do special episodes occasionally.
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  Speaker 1: And actually our way to give back to humanity.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, there we go. Okay, So, I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to do a quick disclaimer. While we are hosts of
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  Speaker 2: a one time award winning podcast, we are not medical professionals,
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  Speaker 2: and we are only here today to make you laugh
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  Speaker 2: or grossed out while hopefully bringing some focus to this
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  Speaker 2: type of cancer that could very well impact you or
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  Speaker 2: someone you love someday.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: So I just want to put that out there. We're
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  Speaker 2: not medical professionals, and if you feel like you need
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  Speaker 2: to go see you know, your healthcare provider, go do that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get your health advice from a nineties nostalgia podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I want her. A lot of episodes are
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  Speaker 4: either drinking or smoking.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah so yeah. So, so I chose colon Cancer Special
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  Speaker 2: because I just got my first colonoscopy. So I know,
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  Speaker 2: I've like done some Easter eggs, not really Easter eggs.
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  Speaker 2: I showed you guys pictures of my rectum and my
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  Speaker 2: and my colon. Yeah, so I thought it would be
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  Speaker 2: fun to do that. And I have a, you know,
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  Speaker 2: a family history of cancer of this type of cancer.
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  Speaker 2: My immediate family and then my mom uh spent most
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  Speaker 2: of her career or all of her career in the
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  Speaker 2: medical field. So she was always somebody who advocated for
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  Speaker 2: other people to advocate for themselves. I'm getting proper healthcare,
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  Speaker 2: getting screened, if you're hurting, if you're listening to your body.
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  Speaker 2: So that just was something I always grew up with
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  Speaker 2: with my mom. Is like her educating me about our
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  Speaker 2: bodies and health and things to do. If you know,
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  Speaker 2: we do get the news that we don't always want.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's really good too, because I feel like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, growing up is always like this, like we're
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  Speaker 4: talking about the stigma or I guess we weren't talking
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  Speaker 4: about it, yeah, but well I guess you're talking about anyways,
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  Speaker 4: this is like stigma or this thing to where like
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  Speaker 4: especially for men, like you have to like be mad.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, oh, you know, something's pain. You know, like
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  Speaker 4: something is causing me pain. But you're like, oh, you're
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  Speaker 4: just tough it out. But like why why just go
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  Speaker 4: get some fucking help, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: So they act there's this certain type of men particularly
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  Speaker 2: that yeah that thinks something is they don't really vocalize
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  Speaker 2: it completely. They don't say like I don't I don't
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  Speaker 2: necessarily hear people say like oh that's gay, but you
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  Speaker 2: can tell that they're uncomfortable by something going into their
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  Speaker 2: up the rectum and it's not gay. Besides, like the
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  Speaker 2: when the nurses all lined up and fucked me when
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  Speaker 2: I was unconscious, they all lined up. But uh, but
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  Speaker 2: you know what, I made this joke and this might
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  Speaker 2: be inappropriate, but I made this joke. If you think
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  Speaker 2: that getting a preventative screening is too gay for you,
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  Speaker 2: what's going to be super gay is going to be
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  Speaker 2: ten years down the road when you have stage three
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  Speaker 2: stage for cancer and they're gonna be constantly shoving thick
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  Speaker 2: things up your butt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so great point.
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  Speaker 2: So if you think that's gonna just do it. And
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  Speaker 2: then how I kind of connected this to nostalgia is
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  Speaker 2: one of my heroes, like like in Public you know
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  Speaker 2: Public Figures, is the iconic Katie Kirk. I just think
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  Speaker 2: she is an amazing journalist. She broke a lot of
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  Speaker 2: glass ceilings for women in journalism and broadcast journalism especially.
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  Speaker 2: She definitely made it more equal on those kind of
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  Speaker 2: platforms with men and women. So the like Matt Lower
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  Speaker 2: at the time was her co host and he didn't
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  Speaker 2: get all of the you know, presidential interviews. It was
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  Speaker 2: it was really fifty to fifty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Cool, So I thought that was really cool. But in
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  Speaker 2: nineteen ninety eight, her first husband passed away from colon cancer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, wo okay yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then also I think it might have been colon
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  Speaker 2: cancer too, but her sister, who was like a state
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  Speaker 2: state senator representative, I think in Jersey, she died of
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  Speaker 2: the same canon cancer, I believe. So then fast forward
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  Speaker 2: instead of and this is something I might about her,
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  Speaker 2: like that's such tremendous sadness and pain and loss, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and having two young daughters, and then also such an
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  Speaker 2: intense career instead of she did something with it. And
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  Speaker 2: she in the year two thousand did on live TV
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  Speaker 2: a colonoscopy, so she was like still very much more
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  Speaker 2: awake during it. And when I had mine, they put
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  Speaker 2: you completely out that yeah that's crazy. Yeah, So on
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  Speaker 2: hers day she was awake and it just showed how
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  Speaker 2: simple it was. And from my understanding, I think colon
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  Speaker 2: cancer is one of the only cancers that when they
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  Speaker 2: go in for the screening, depending on what stage or
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  Speaker 2: what development it is, they can pretty much take care
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 1: Right then, Oh really yeah, wowzy.
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  Speaker 2: So that's something like it could be a one and
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  Speaker 2: done kind of s that if there was anything, So
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  Speaker 2: that's that's kind of a cool thing.
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  Speaker 4: I think, yeah, no, for sure, that is really and
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  Speaker 4: it's it's crazy because you know, I wonder how many
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  Speaker 4: people's lives she saved by, yeah, you know, and the number, well,
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  Speaker 4: there's no way to ever know, you know, but I
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  Speaker 4: do know I wouldn't ever want to.
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  Speaker 1: Like be near her because it seems like everybody something's
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  Speaker 1: going on there. But I admitting some kind of fumes
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 2: But I love that she And then she organized and
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  Speaker 2: was one of the creators of the organization's Stand Up
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  Speaker 2: to Cancer. So they do like like kind of concerts
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  Speaker 2: and ceremonies on TV. There was one several years ago
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  Speaker 2: that had I think, like fifteen like kind of pop
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  Speaker 2: divas like uh, Beyonce, Rihanna, that kind of thing. But
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  Speaker 2: they had Miley Cyrus and I love Miley Cyrus, but
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  Speaker 2: don't put her next to Mariah and Beyonce and faith Pill, like,
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  Speaker 2: don't do that. Don't do that to Miley because Miley's
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  Speaker 2: she does she's she's all right. And then in late too,
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  Speaker 2: I was in twenty two, Katie Kirk, my best friend,
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  Speaker 2: was dominant was diagnosed with breast cancer, and again she
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  Speaker 2: took that probably compartmentalized it a little bit, and then
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  Speaker 2: use that as a use her platform to really talk
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  Speaker 2: about early detections and that kind of thing. So I
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  Speaker 2: just think that she's such an idol and iconic person
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  Speaker 2: of the nineties for me, because I remember growing up,
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  Speaker 2: I had like a little like twice twelve inch TV
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  Speaker 2: in my bedroom that had like the VCR that was
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  Speaker 2: built into it. It was awesome. But every morning I
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  Speaker 2: was getting ready for school, I would have The Today
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  Speaker 2: Show on. Oh okay, and even like nine to eleven,
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  Speaker 2: you know when Glitter the should.
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  Speaker 1: Have been taking just waiting for updates Glitter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was actually saw like you know that
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  Speaker 2: when they got interrupted because of the twin tower situation.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, so I just have all of
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  Speaker 2: these times throughout my childhood where like Katie Crew, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Katie Kirk was there.
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  Speaker 4: So just to confirm though, So your alibi on nine
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  Speaker 4: eleven the morning, was it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Kirk vouched for me?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then listener, I did have chicken from Panda
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  Speaker 2: Express and I'm drinking a diet Doctor pepper, so I'm
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  Speaker 2: burpie today. But You're not gonna be able to smell it,
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  Speaker 2: but Andy can if he gets close enough. So I think, yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't look up the number, but there is what
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  Speaker 2: they call the uh I think they called it the
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  Speaker 2: curric effect. So after she was live on the Today
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  Speaker 2: Show getting into her colonoscopy, there was a huge increase
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  Speaker 2: of people getting screenings. So I thought that was just fabulous.
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  Speaker 4: So, well, that's cool too, because like, I don't know
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  Speaker 4: too much about any of this. That's why I'm pretty
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  Speaker 4: excited for this episode too. Yeah, but for some reason,
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  Speaker 4: I just kind of felt like it was more of
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  Speaker 4: a male thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I never really thought that, like females got it done too,
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  Speaker 4: you know, So I wonder how many other people thought that.
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  Speaker 4: So when she, like I said earlier, like when she
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  Speaker 4: did that, she probably saved a shit ton of lives.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, really cool, especially so one of my favorite shows
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  Speaker 2: from the nineties it was like late nineties, was King
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  Speaker 2: of Queens. Okay, love that show and it has I
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  Speaker 2: forget the lady's name, the blond lady from Mad TV,
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  Speaker 2: Debbie something something, I forget her name, that she was
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  Speaker 2: she was pretty much that the main one. We go yes, yes, fabulous.
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  Speaker 2: So she plays the dog walker air quotes, who walks Arthur,
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  Speaker 2: the dad who's played by Jerry Stiller. So they hire
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  Speaker 2: a dog walker to walk her. Anyways, there's a I
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  Speaker 2: love that show so much, but there's a scene where yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just because he's so antsy and anime because he's Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he lives with them and he's at home every day,
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  Speaker 2: just Jones and until they get home. But then they
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  Speaker 2: get home from work, they're exhausted. Yes, they hired a
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  Speaker 2: dog walker. So there's a scene between the two of them,
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  Speaker 2: the dog walker Jerry Stiller where Jerry Stiller is eating
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  Speaker 2: cereal and it's some old, disgusting cereal. He was like,
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  Speaker 2: this is good for my colon, Like you should have some,
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  Speaker 2: and then the dog walker responds and says, oh, women
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  Speaker 2: don't have colon's and it's like a laugh track. So
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  Speaker 2: I think that they're not blaming it all on a
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  Speaker 2: Cole Sullivan. But but I think, yeah, but I think
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  Speaker 2: that there is this like it Yeah, maybe people that
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  Speaker 2: you know aren't focused on health terminology. They might confuse
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  Speaker 2: prostate with colon. Oh sure, yeah, because the male g
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: spots in the book there you go. Anyways, and then
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  Speaker 2: I thought we would kind of shift around, cause I
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  Speaker 2: have a lot of facts and it's very informative, and
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  Speaker 2: we'll try to make it funny. But I thought I
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  Speaker 2: would kind of get a little deeper with you and
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  Speaker 2: let me see if I put it on here.
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  Speaker 1: So that's the type of comedy you can expect.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, award winning And I think we said in the
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  Speaker 2: last episode of the episode before we are the number
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  Speaker 2: one podcast. Yeah, okay. So I wrote this prior to
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  Speaker 2: the colonoskip prep and everything. But I wrote this poem
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  Speaker 2: I I wanted to read to you, yeah, Andy and listener. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's sharp yet round, it's warm yet not hot, It's
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  Speaker 2: heavy yet so minimal. It's a nightmare yet it's nirvana.
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  Speaker 2: It is my poop poem.
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  Speaker 1: Nice Okay. I thought it was about the colds, like
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  Speaker 1: knocked out for that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't write a poem about the colonoscopy. But I
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  Speaker 2: I wrote this when I was kind of, you know,
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  Speaker 2: high on the toilet taking a poop. Sure, but I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I have my phone with me and
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  Speaker 2: when you were Yeah, but when you're in this generation
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  Speaker 2: like this time we're in right now, and you go
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  Speaker 2: to the bathroom, but you don't have your phone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it gets boring. Yeah, you just have to like read something, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: or like write poetry or or I don't know, there's
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  Speaker 2: nothing to do in there. And yeah, and I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't flick my being on the toilet because that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah every time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and listener if you do, if you do poop
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  Speaker 2: wall flicking your fucking your being, like that's totally fine.
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  Speaker 2: Like we don't discriminate. I had a section on my
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: notes that said jokes about butts, but I.
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  Speaker 1: He said, but I, man, I'm killing it right now.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: You are killing speaking him.
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  Speaker 2: Out, knocking him out, or whatever sports terminology there is.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think of any All I wrote was two
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  Speaker 2: words Richard Gear Okay, nice, nice, that's it. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: of the Gerbil thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm trying to think of a good butt joke. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: crack kills.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of a crack, yeah, butt crack.
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  Speaker 4: I have a little I have a kind of I
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: have kind of a funny story about it. But so
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: when I was a kid, you know, you know Charlie Brown,
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  Speaker 4: there's a kid named Schroeder. Oh, but when I was
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  Speaker 4: a kid I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: I thought his name was sphincter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Him spink there.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Yeah, that's so crazy. Like everybody knows where
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  Speaker 2: they were when they learned the word sphincter. Like that's
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  Speaker 2: a very iconic word to learn.
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  Speaker 4: Anything that sounds like a spaceship name, like the U
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  Speaker 4: S sphincter, Right, it's sincter, sphincter, sphincter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sphincter. I'm glad that's not one that interrupts us
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  Speaker 2: with like our speech, right, yeah, like it would interrupt
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  Speaker 2: like Cindy Brady, like with a little stincter.
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  Speaker 4: I was talking to my coworker and she's living Virginia, Iceland, Virginia.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, where do you Where do you live?
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  Speaker 1: And I went nor It's hard to say, man.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's that's the time where you just choose
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  Speaker 2: a different place to tell people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah Cincinnati, Yeah, that would you would kill it with Cincinnati.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's an easy one, just like Igo.
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: I always I never said world. World was is a
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  Speaker 2: very tricky word, so I would always say Earth, Earth
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  Speaker 2: was better or our planet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Okay, So I want to take you on
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  Speaker 2: the journey through the colonoscopy. So the prep for it
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  Speaker 2: you get. So I just went to my doctor and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, because I'm pretty young, I'm thirty six.
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  Speaker 2: The age now that they're telling people to get screened
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  Speaker 2: regardless of your gender is forty five. So yeah, they
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  Speaker 2: and then if you have any immediate family or any
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  Speaker 2: other health concerns, then it's for then it's sooner. And
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: if if you have immediate family, they say about ten
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  Speaker 2: years before the person was diagnosed. Oh sure, So that's
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  Speaker 2: that's why I went. And so they gave you bottles.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: You pick a bottle, two bottles of medicine from I
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: go to Walgreens, shout out to Walgreens and and it's
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  Speaker 2: it's pretty disgusting stuff.
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  Speaker 1: How much is it?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 1: How like if you had to put.
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  Speaker 2: It, it's only No, there are two bottles that are
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  Speaker 2: sixteen ounces each, and then they make them flavored, which
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  Speaker 2: I wish they wouldn't because then I could add my
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  Speaker 2: own flavor to. But yeah, it was pretty It was
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: pretty bad, but not as bad as you know, getting
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: butthole cancer. Yeah, not you know, colon, colon cancer or whatever. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so maybe we can play some of my journey of
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: getting my prep done, starting my prep work for my
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  Speaker 2: colonoscopy tomorrow. The doctors gave nineteen pages, thankfully, one side
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  Speaker 2: about information about the colonoscopy, the colon and everything in between.
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  Speaker 2: So I skimmed that and highlighted the important stuff, which
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  Speaker 2: all of it's important but nonetheless, and then I have
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  Speaker 2: my picked up my prescription for the medicine that's gonna
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  Speaker 2: clear me out, so I will get that started now.
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  Speaker 1: First question, are you wearing a shirt while you're recording that?
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  Speaker 2: In my underwear with a shirt on?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, why, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it just sounded like no shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I always I'm always clothed at home, Like it's
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  Speaker 2: very rare that I don't have shorts or PJ pants on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't sleep with a shirt on because I feel
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  Speaker 2: like I'm gonna get choked at night.
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  Speaker 1: Same. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That second question is so it was a night before
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  Speaker 4: and then they give you nineteen fucking pages. They give
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  Speaker 4: me so much paper, too much to read, like, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 4: are gonna have to postpone.
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  Speaker 1: This is like nineteen days.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get this true they do, so my if my
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  Speaker 2: screening is at nine am. Then I have to take
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  Speaker 2: the second bottle I think at four am, and then
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  Speaker 2: I take the first bottle at like six pm or something.
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  Speaker 2: That you have to work backward, so you're you're taking
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  Speaker 2: medicine up until like four.
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  Speaker 4: Hours before when you're doing math and you're trying to
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  Speaker 4: read this nineteen page and revert like backwards mouth.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have time travel. No, yeah, all right, let's
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  Speaker 2: tick it back to His voice is so annoying. All right,
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  Speaker 2: So the medicine comes with a sixteen ounce plastic cup
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  Speaker 2: and then two bottles of uh, potassium soul Fight and
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: magnesium soul fight oral solution that sounds yummy. So I'm
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: going to mix that with some cold water, and I
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: hope I don't puke. Yeah, they said if you start
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: to puke or if you like you puke, take a breath.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: But okay, so listener, this guy is really annoying, and
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: he sounds really tired because you don't eat, like when
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: you go to bed. When you go to bed, the
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: day before you stop eating, and then a week before
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: you stop eating certain foods. So I was tired, and
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: you know, I wanted to eat. I was so hungry.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: When past Jeff said two sixteen ounce bottles, you pointed
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: at yourself like you pointed it, like you pointed like pass.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: To kill that, kill that. Yeah, I knew that he would.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Look it's so interesting. I mean, I'm gonna start recording
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: voice memos for like future Jeff like more often. But
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I love that all right, Back to you, Jeff. Opening
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: up the medicine, I had to gag a little bit
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: because for some reason, instead of making it flavorless, where
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I can make my own out of my own flavor,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: because it's twenty twenty four, excited to make it kind
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: of like a grape taste. That's why my butt's down
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: pouring that into the sixteen ounce cup that it comes with.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: And then I'm going to put some really cold water
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: in it and fill it up to sixteen ounces. This
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: is Crisies. And then now I'm gonna stir it. It
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: smells pretty bad, but hey, it's better than getting cold
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: and cancer, so I can say too, bitch, I said
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: it first, stirring it that fragrance. We can put a
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: man on the moon, allegedly, but I can't make a
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: good prep drink for kolonoscopies. All right, all right, all right,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: so I've mixed my solutionw here we go cheers. So
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: even when I'm tired, I'm like just falling into conspiracy theories.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: This is I we should have said the beginning of
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: the episode, this is a drinking game. Anytime you hear cheers,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: you have to take a shot.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so girls. Oh yeah, Jeff, Okay, that's not
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: as bad all right as I thought it was gonna be.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I only took a few SIPs of it. It's very
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: The texture of it is the thing that's throwing me off.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: I think people that are a little more tough will
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: be able to power through this. It has a texture
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: that's kind of mossy.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: So there we go.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: But again, we're doing this for Fara faucet, so we're
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: gonna we're gonna power through.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: You go through so mossy like moss, like on the
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: side of a tree. Moss.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of it reminded me like if you drink
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: like really like algae, like pond like pond water. And yeah,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Fara Fox had coling cancer too, I do.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's good that you said it wasn't that bad.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Remember when you were a kid and you had to
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: take like cough medicine. Was it better or worse than that?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: It was better than that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Because Jeremy I never minded those.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm like a codependent manchild baby, So I
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: don't take medicine unless Jeremy gives it to me. And
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: so he when I was sick last week, he gave me, yeah,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: like liquid medicine and like a little little cup, like
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: a little Dixia cup. And I just cannot not make
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: like an intense phase like it's so damn gross. All right,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: back to you, Jeff. Okay, I'm about halfway down with
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: the first solution and I was reading the nineteen pages
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: and I need to take a couple of gas X pills,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: So I think that's supposed to do something. I really
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: should be more educated on this, but I'm just following
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: the instructions so very easier friendly. I'm going to take
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: a break from drinking that stuff and U and then
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: take some gas SEX pills.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: You about how long from starting were you chugging it?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Or I wanted to get it done pretty quick. I
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: really wish that past Jeff would have blown his nose
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: because I can tell that it's very congested. So usually
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I just blow it. I don't know if this is
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: as gross, but I just blow it in the shower.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, but I power wash it down down.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: The driving sense.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so people need to calm down.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I don't know if heone's upset.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: But all right, back to you, Jeff. On the instructions,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: it says, if you've experienced nausea or vomiting, take a
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: fifteen to thirty minute break, then continue drinking the prep solution.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I said that too. All right, I don't feel nauseous
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: just yet. I always feel kind of a little nauseous,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: like just throughout the day. I should probably look into that.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't feel like I'm in a barf
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: right now, which is great. It's the mossy feeling has
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: coated my throat. But again, this is easy, breezy compared
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: to getting colon cancer. So t t while. Yeah, and
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I'm really promoting the colon cancer like fighting that.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Well that makes sense.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like this is not I just tapped out and
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is not worth it, and we
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: still do the episode, like you know what, probably canceled
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: the episode, right, Okay, you don't tell me that's just
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: all right back to you, Jeff. So, I'm definitely being
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: tested right now because as I'm in my kitchen drinking
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: the solution, trying, I'm about halfway done, I smell something
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: really disgusting. It's not the solution. Uh, Nikki, I'm pretty
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: sure my my terrier mixed dog, she defecated in the
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: living room. So I'm gonna try not to smell that
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: right now so I can focus on this because if
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I try to clean it right now, then I'm going
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: to bar. So I'm gonna try to get through this solution.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Go smell something good for a while, light's some incense,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: and come back out about five minutes and clean that up.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I'm really being tested.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Tested.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: I just thought of something so nicky and your so
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: your dog's names backwards would be Ikey and sug Sug.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ikey and sug Sug. Nice. If we ever started
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: a morning radio show, that's what we should be.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Genius. Andy.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, I was.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Gonna share one thing that's getting me through like the
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: hunger pains of not eating for the past like twelve hours,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: is I've been watching Abbot Elementary, so good, funny, funny, funny, funny.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I heard that I saw this.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't look into it yet, but I heard it's
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: always sunny and Abbot elementary and across the episode with
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: fucking dope.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: So yeah, when I first heard that, I didn't want
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: to Abbot yet and I was like, how's that gonna work?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: And but I started watching Abbot, I was like, this
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: show is funny, Like they lean into their characters so well,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: especially the vice principal. She's she's amazing like everyone and
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: it has a sure Sheryl Lee Roth I think it's
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: her name. And then do you ever watch Everyone Hates Chris?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I've seen some episode, so the kid.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: That plays Chris grown up is one of the leads.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: So and then it has did you watch Parent Trap
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: with Lindsay Lohans, So the nanny is one of the leads,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: and she's like very filly girl. I got connection like
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: very Bobby, And I was like, this show is good.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I haven't think I recommend and and ap bio that
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I'm watching all of like the Educate, like the school comedies.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: These are brilliant. All right, back to you, Jeffrey. All right,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: got the first glass of the medicine down after a
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: little bit, and it tastes as bad already cleaned up the
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: pet ways since last time I checked in. And now
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna wait anywhere from about thirty to sixty minutes
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: and let the games begin. And I really want to
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: challenge the Moon, who beat us last year for Radio
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Personality of the Year. I want them to also do
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: a colonoscopy special, So game on.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, that's great. If they don't, then we
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: should win. Automatic they hate colons, I guess if they
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: hate colin's the best thing to do with not to
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: get checked.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Oh right, so they love colon, Yeah, they love colons. Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Queers either like a Christian? Are they Christian?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so, but I almost.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I'm also based on absolutely nothing.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and they can't be They might be a
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Christian though, I think. But anyways, but how can they
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: be Christian because it's called the moon? And I don't
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: know if Christians believe in the moon, right, or they
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: don't believe in like Earth or I don't know.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, back to you, Jeff.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: They believe in Earth, and so it begins. Don't don't drawn.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: What begins the oh?
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, have no idea that it begins.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Let's see how it goes.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Number two? Going number two? That was it?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Okay? Cool? All right?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: So clearly I still believes to go because I just
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: clogged the toilet. Use my plunger from the dollar tree.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Oh gotta figure it out, all right, toilet is unclogged.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: This is like, this is like I can picture. I
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: can picture everything to like it's so great.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: It's not going good for him, that's the word to
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: like go through the prep work and then your toilet clocks.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm out.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I would have just gone in.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: The shower every day grating.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Would that be just to stand there in the shower diarrhea?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: But you know, turn the water up?
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: That would.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I am so tired. I took a nap and woke
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: up a little bit and had to go to the bathroom,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: and I was like.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: It was like, oh, I can hold it for a
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: little bit longer. And then I was like, oh no,
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: I can't. And I had to run like kind of
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: wobble to the bathroom. But hey, making it through.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: You know when you're like laying in bed and you
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: can't wake up at like two in the morning and
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: you're like poop but I can hold it till morning,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Like that's what I thought. And then I was like,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: oh wait no, like I'm gonna have explosive diarrhea, the
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: complete opposite.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I just thought so.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: And then I haven't pooped the bed and it's been
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I think twenty twelve.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Oh so it's been like.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Twelve years and thirty. Yeah, that's pretty good.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Heard the mines or counters ending.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I got a I feel like that's pretty good though. Sure, yeah,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: twelve years.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: I honestly can't remember the last time I pooped the
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: bed that I was probably a child out of shoe.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Know already you blocked it out?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or you know, I don't.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I don't count pooping yourself if you're hungover or you're drunk.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: I the first time I heard someone say I browned
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: out last night, I thought they meant they shipped themselves.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: But it's more like parts of the night blackout.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: But then I remember overhearing someone, I'm like, why would
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: you tell someone that you shit?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, this motherfucker likes to.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Party, Like all right, I like this gut yeah, just
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: been almost fast, was blacked out?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Party with me?
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Will share herself dos somebody.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: First time I meet him, they go, hey, I like
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: to drink.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, I like to drink too, and the
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: person goes, I like to drink so much shit myself.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we gotta hang out tonight. I gotta see this.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: This so good?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank to you, Jeffrey. Nope, almost had an accident
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: at that time, but it made it successfully.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Is that number two or three by the end of
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the night.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Do you think that was probably my second or third poop?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I I would assume I am once again in the
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: bathroom doing good. I am super fucking hungry. I just
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: watched a twenty minute video about lasagna, and I am
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: so fucking hungry right now. And then Jeremy mentioned when
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I was talking about how it's going, he said, this
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: is what it's like every time I have to clean
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: myself out. Prior to yes, I couldn't really give him
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: if you're gay, you know, if you know you know, okay,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: or if you're just like a fun girl or more
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: like a really fun straight guy okay. So okay, let's
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: see what else he has to say. All right, it's
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: morning time, and all my prep work is done for
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: my colonoscopy. And it just took a long shower and
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I got my butthole all cleaned up and ready sparkly
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: and shiny for my colonoscopy. So I'm extremely hungry and thirsty.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I am you ready for my colonoscopy?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Boom, you said, sparkle? I just picture like some glitter.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: It's like I should have done that. We put a
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: bunch of glitter up my bottle.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: That's not good. That's not good. It's really bad.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Is this the last recording before the show begins? I
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: love it. Just took my final movement of the morning
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: and it was five star A plus crystal clear water.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: See you soon.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Oh that's what you want, I'm assuming, So.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they want. And I was looking kind of
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: nervous because like even into the night, it was pretty disgusting.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: But they want to be like you can clearly see
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: the bottom, okay. And I was nervous because I went
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: from Salem to uh Newburgh, so that's like forty minutes.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: So they're like, bring extra set of clothes, bring a
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: towel because you might have an accident. Oh WOWK yeah,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: but if you do. But but if you do have
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: an accident, it's not a big deal. And it's also
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: going to be like water sex was spit in your underwear?
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so sound to actually think about it. Horrible if
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: you're walking so much and pulls your pants.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Behind pants and then you're like, what the fuck? What
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: was that?
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: That's what it's like. So they didn't say that in
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: the in the nineteen pages, but that's what if I
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: wrote it, That's what I would say.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, spitting probably condusted out to seven.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Do you like a three D book of it?
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Okay. So went to the coal, went to the colonoscity plays.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Jeremy went with me, and so I'm chit chatting with
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: so I go into the lobby. Number one biggest red
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: flag is there's no magazines that are unrelated to healthcare.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: So that bummed me out. It was all about cancer,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: heart disease, diabetes, all that kind of stuff, but no
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: people us time, even like there was nothing to god.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: So I brought that up to the ladies that I
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: was waiting for the appointment, and I was like, hey,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: do you guys have any tabloids or anything? And she
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: was like no, And I'm like you, let's work on this,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: and and then I was chitchating with them, you know,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: making jokes about colonoscopes and stuff, and they were like, oh, dude,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: you're really funny. And I was like thank you. And
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: and I was like they were like, oh, did you
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: write something on your butt?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: And I was like what.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I was like what, and they were like yeah, some
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: people do write things on their butt for the doctors
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: to surprise them. And I was like, oh my god, Like,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: do you guys have a sharpie? I can borrow and
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: the lady was like yeah, but you can keep it.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: No, but you can borrow the butt sharpie over there.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: So I was like, Jeremy, I was like, we're gonna
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom. So I grab Jeremy went to
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: the bathroom and I was like we were brainstorming. He
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: was like on his knees and my pants were down,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: and I was like, what are we gonna write? We're
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: gonna write. So he was starting to try to google
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: things and I was like, but the Internet wasn't working.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what the Wi Fi passed.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: What I mean, I don't have any what to write
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: on your butt?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know's I'll reddit, but so I just I
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: thought of none other than you know Richard Gear and
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: allegedly you know the Durbil whatever. And so I said,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: did have Jeremy write tell my? Gerbil? I said, yeah,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: so he wrote it on both butt cheeks because I
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: might be laying on one of them. Yeah, because you
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: have to think about that.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: That is a really smart thing.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're gonna get a kiloscopy, call me, send
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: us a message, whatever it is, we'll hook you up.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Did Jeremy write it sideways so when you lay down,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: the doctor didn't have to.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Move his head or it was kind of it was
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: kind of at an angle because and how I know
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: this is about a week after I was naked in
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: the bathroom and I saw my butt, which I rarely
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: look at my butt, but I was like, oh, I
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: need to do a better job scrubby my butt. Yeah,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: because it's been like a week and I can still clear.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's still it, just says Gerbil.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I cleaned the important parts of the butt, but
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I don't really pay attention to the cheeks as much.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: So everyone, listener, wash your butt, Okay, so we do that,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: go back in the lady calls my name. I'm pomped
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: at this point because I know that food is coming
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: my way soon. Oh yeah, I know that they're going
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: to see my butt and what is on it. So
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I'm pumped. So she says like Jeffrey and I'm like
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah, and I she was like, no one's ever
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: been so excited to get a colonoscopy. And I'm like,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: well hey. So she gets me back there and I
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: get all, you know, changed into a robe and we're
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: chit chatting and she knows about what's written on my butt.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: But but but we're not going to tell the people
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: that are going to be in the room. So there's
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: like a nurse, antesthesiologist, and the doctor that's in the room.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: So that was amazing that we were keeping a little sequt.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: So then and the thing I noticed and I complimented
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: them on, it's it's just like a room that has
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: a bunch of recovery rooms and then there's the room
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: where the colony or the magic happens. They are playing
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: music so loud, but it's like Eagles and do you
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: know Flee when mac came on. Yeah, So I was like,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: who chooses the music? Because I went into the optometrist
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: and I just burped again. I went to the optometrists
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: and there's no music playing like the doctor.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: That I was just talking to people. I hate going
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: to the fucking doctor. Yeah, just have a song going on.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I was just talking about that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I told them, I was like, if you need,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: you could do all like I wear my sung glasses
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: at night, like songs that have to do with I,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: like I of the Tiger. You could do things that
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: are there's not really good ones for colonoscopies, like baby
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: got back, ye baby Andy. This is why, this is why,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: this is why. Oh my god, there are my neck
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: my back like that would be good. That would be
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: so Oh you think you the ship bitch.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: You're not even a far Oh my god, we got this.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: You gotta start a company. How do we do that?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Go to a bank and be like, we want to
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: do clones, we want to please leave, and then we
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: we hand them a list of songs that we will play.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: And you're like, you might think we're not educated on this,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: but you just throw pictures of yours. Ye believe me,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: we know what we're doing.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Have you we have a Kook special?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Have you listened to it?
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I just realized what makes it a
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Christmas special.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you're right. It's okay, it's.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Right now that I did not play. I think we
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: just went off of Christmas Collingfa and we love laboration.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: My gosh. Okay, people that listen like, I love Christmas.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. Oh wow, that's so good. We wanted
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: to father.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't think about that one was so good.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I've been talking about this for like two months.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: That part fell to the cracks. Okay, A plus. Okay,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: So so they they knocked me out. Well, first I
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: do my chit chat stuff, and my game is I
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: learned from Jeremies. Every time we go under, our goal
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: is to fight it as much as we can, like
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: fight the anesthesiologist, not fight them, but.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Fight.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Come on, you put me out. I'm not going out
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: without a fight. So I tried to fight it. But
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I was out right away and such a clean room,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: very white, and yeah, it was just it was really
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: it was really easy, breezy, and then I immediately it's
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: like I fell asleep and then immediately woke up and
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I was right there and they had the nurse who
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: was a plus. She had crackers or cookies and apple
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: juice ready for me because she knew I was gonna
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: be so exhausted and groggy, and she was like, here's
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: apple juice, and I was like, this is amazing. She
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: killed it, and I think she said it was her
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: last apple juice. I just nailed it. So I think
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: we have a recording of me post colonoscopy.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: No, you shouldn't be Oh.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Cool, here's that for you.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Do not sqeeze too hard, otherwise you will give yourself
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: a sugar shower.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, You're welcome.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: You're absolutely welcome.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sneak around you here.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I think you see your running a little little tire.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: The doctor is finishing up that documentation.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: He'll be into talk with you.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Is that hitting the spot?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good?
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: All right, you holler out if you need me at all. Okay, good.
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: You need to dream about sister's sister.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Sh I'm already recording. So yeah, I had dream about
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: sister's sister. Not the dad, but these Tea and Tamara Mary,
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: we're in it.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: It's a good dream.
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: I got apple juice.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: I haven't drunk anything in a while and eating anything
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: in a while, but yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Sister and sister sister, sister, sister, sister. I got my
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: own mind, but you my own time and my own style.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: I gotta do what's real for me, like has got
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: to do what's right for you a home.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyways, what do they think of my buttfle?
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: I haven't talked to anybody?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: She said this all the writing.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: They're like, yeah, she said she could hear them laughing,
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: nice film laugh at my penis.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I told them sounds like, oh, I should go pee early,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: sounds like I have to go pee. And then they
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: were like oh, Like I was like, iould go potty,
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, we can suction that out there
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: in the procedure, and I was like whoa, oh right,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: and then but then I reference and they're like, no,
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: like you have to go to that right now because
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: you they don't want they don't suck it out here.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I thought they were talking about could suction out your peak.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I thought so too, But that wouldn't make sense though,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: that they would be like touching my penis.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Then I was gonna ask, like, I don't know anything
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: about the body. I'm like, I mean, is does it
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: go to your bladder?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Your butt? I don't know then, So then I was like,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: did they put something over your.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: That's right, that's what I thought, or like they put
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: it like a like aiming towards like a bucket, like
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: in case I p.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Don't worry with your reader too, it's to look fun.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: So so listener, they did not play with my wiener
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: that I know of, but uh, I thought that they
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: they were referring to like if I had a little
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: poop in me still, like it's not bad, it's not
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: the end.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Of the world, the beginning of that.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: Like the way you like talk to them, it's almost
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: like you're a TV character, Like you're so quick witted.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: It seems like someone like wrote that stuff.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: You know, that was great even when I just wake
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: up from that like.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: So good, Oh man, it's so fucking good.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Not you're pet.
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: So you were worried about poopy and they said they
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: can section that out, and then you said you had
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: to go pee and they're like, oh, we can't section
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: that out.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was worried about pin and then they were like, oh,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: we can section that out.
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: And I was like, oh, really, you're worried about peen
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: and they said that they could section I.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Said patty, I was, and then they were like, oh,
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: we can section that out and I was like, oh cool.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: I thought they could have such and my greener and
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: they said, oh no, no, no, like just your butthole
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: weekend session that out, but not your penis.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: So we have to us probably go bathroom because you
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: don't want your pee in the bed, all.
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: Right, and you're not gonna flart.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I guess I can try. No, no, no, no, you
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: don't need to. No, you don't need to Oh no no,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want to.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Poop, So that's cool.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: But get your cold and oscar pe done.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: Do you remember anything in the.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Playing the gas mask on me?
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: They like the breathing the one and then I was
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: like they were gonna let me around on the bed,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: and then he was like, oh, we're gonna give you
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: some kind of medicine and I was like all right,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: and then.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: They were like.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: It might hurt your arm a little bit. I was like,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: and then I fell asleep. He's that one quick, though,
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: So I definitely encourage people to get their cold is and.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Get where do you see the pictures?
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: I haven't known.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I wonder if they took a selfie that maybe they
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: hear the music I have.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: All right, there you go. So from beginning to end?
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: How long did it take? Roughly?
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: If you had to like from like going in, So
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: I had to wait a little bit in the in
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: the prep room or whatever because there was somebody that
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: probably didn't get their own time or whatever. I don't know,
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: or maybe they had like maybe they found something like
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: God forbid, I hope not, but there was some reason
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: that it was like so I was just like kind
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: of jam with my music because I didn't have my
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: cell phone with me because I put it in the
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: little drawer thing and I want to be like, he
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: hat my phone. So I just kind of laid there
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: pretty much naked with a little sheet over me and
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: just listen to you know, Chicago and listen to Boston
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, so probably the whole thing maybe like
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: four or five hours from when we got to the
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: clinic to when we left, but that there was like
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: some unexpected delays. But and then so definitely more exciting
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: for me because I was sleeping for most of it
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: and like out of it, but probably a little boring
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: for Jeremy. So I say, biggest advice for kind of
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: kilosophy bring a magazine or a book or something for
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: your person that's waiting. Because I waiting rooms, I had
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: my cell phone with me, but it's not the same
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: when I'm in a waiting room. I want I want
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: a tangible magazine in my hand. Sure, that's what I want.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Wait.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: So afterwards, I've been planning, like, Okay, what's my first
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: meal going to be? What's my first meal going to be?
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: And I couldn't really think of anything that needn't mean
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: fast because I was super fucking hungry, and I was like, oh,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: I want to go to Kaiser Subshop nice I recently
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: it's a little shop that's been here in Kaiser, Oregon
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: for so many years, and I kind of re personally
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: rediscovered them, like I've had them twice in the recent
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: reboot of My My Love for Them. So we go
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: to Kaiser Subshop. And usually, because again I'm a little baby,
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: I don't usually order for myself, Like Jeremy knows what
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I like and he'll maybe give me options or her order,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: and I love that because I just especially if a
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: menu doesn't have pictures, or I don't do research before
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I go somewhere, I don't know what to get, like
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: for the most part. If I go to Italian place,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: I'm proablyn get something with with pesto on it. You know,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I have a pretty good idea. But he was figuring
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: out what he wanted to get and I was ordering
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: by myself and he was in earshot. So I ordered
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: a sandwich and I ordered extra julapinos. Oh no, So
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't think that through. It was delicious. But they
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: when they did my colonoski, they didn't find anything, but
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: they did no cancer, but they did find and it's
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: just more research on it or like do a follow
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: up with them. These old things that they did biopsy,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: so they cut out pieces of like really microscopic. It
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: was the worst pain pooping out halapenos with like open wounds.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Goddamn. It was not good.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: It was sure if you do go to Kaiser subshop
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: in the month of December, Yeah, tried the Hot Cuban
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: because I named that sandwich and.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I just want a forty dollars gift card. How'd you
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: win it for naming the sandwich?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: When did you name it?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: When? Or like when the end of November?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Why do you tell me this? This is exciting.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I just found out a couple of days ago.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, brag about that. Yeah, one hundred percent. That's famous,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: so they're going to continue having it permanently.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Or it's the sandwich of the month.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Oh that's but that's that's fucking amazing.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: That thought it was pretty cool.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: You damn it that frame that or like yeah, oh
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: my god, so get the hot cuban that was called Yeah,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get that. And I wanted to ye'all, I
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: want to eat that sandwich.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it should be pretty good.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: You're like a celebrity. There's like inventors and I caught
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: like Benjamin Franklin was badass. Amelia Earhart, I guess not
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: really the best flyer apparently, but and then there's and
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: yeah sure so okay, so that was super. I could
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: have named who was not a failure like Amelia Earhart
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: t Diggs. Yeah, I think of anybody, but a Diggs is.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Like he's cool.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, So that was the That
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: was the experience of the colonoscopy. So I wanted to
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: go over I wrote on my notes fun facts, just
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: because usually we have this kind of segment where we
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: talk about like numbers and that kind of thing. And
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: we call it fun facts about Frasier or whatever.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: So I didn't think, yeah, that was a good episode.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: That art for that one was five the yeah listener,
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: go look at that art and you'll be like, I'm
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: gonna listen to this episode right now. Okay, so fun,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: I don't leave it fun facts about colon cancer. So
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: this I'll make this spicy. Oh I have so much
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: to live in my mouth.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Each year, approximately one hundred and fifty thousand Americans are
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: diagnosed with colon cancer. Oh day, yeah, that's by it.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Each year, approximately fifty thousand Americans will die from colon cancer.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: One in twenty four people will be diagnosed with colon
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: cancer in their lifetime. There are one point five million
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: survivors of colon cancer currently in America. But this one
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: listener is the one to really listen to. So ten
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: percent of colon cancer cases are diagnosed in people under fifty.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: So ten percent doesn't sound like a lot, But that
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: percentage that ten percent is raising is increasing by one
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: to two percent each year, So next year it could
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: be you know, twelve percent or even higher of an
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: increase in people under fifty that are getting diagnosed.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: So that means there'll be by time I at fifty,
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: there'll be a thirty eight percent chance I get diagnosed.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Could be yeah, because people in people born in the
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: eighties and nineties are at a double the risk for
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: developing colon cancer and four times the risk of developing
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: cancer of the rectum compared to people that were born
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: in the decades of the forties and fifties.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Oh weird. Probably all the stuff and food and you know, shit,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And colon rectro cancer has become the deadliest cancer
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: in men ages twenty to forty nine. Oh sure, So
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: the number one colon, like the deadliest colon cancer is
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: for those age groups, which makes sense because there's not
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: a lot of symptoms of colon cancer at that young age.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: So you might have it for five ten years almost
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: and then be like, oh, I'm twenty years old, I'm
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: twenty five, or I'm thirty five. You might not think
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: colon cancer at that point. So hopefully people listening to
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: this or another prominent person that just came out with
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: that told them that they're going colon cancer journey. I
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: inspire people. So everyone needs to get screened beginning at
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: the age of forty five, unless you have family history
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: or there are other, you know, underlying reasons to get
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: screamed prior. So, like I said, if you have an
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: immediate family member, maybe it makes sense to get tested,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: to get screened before forty five. Or my doctor said
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: about ten years before that person was diagnosed, that makes sense. Yeah,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Insurance companies, I put this in quotes, love pre screening.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: So a lot of preventative care is at very little
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: cost for most insurances and then probably gonna go down
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: more because of you know, the poo pooh with the
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: insurance guy.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: So I don't know, not to get political, but yeah,
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: but I love that song from Wicked, the opening one,
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: No One Mourns the Wicked. Yeah, So that that I
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: feel like, Yeah, most early signs of colon cancer will
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: be resolved during the screens, so I talked about it sooner.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: That's earlier.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Colon Colon answer screenings is one of the only cancers
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: that might just eliminate the issue during your screening, so
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: you might not have to go back for a follow up.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. I don't know that. Yeah, that's insane.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: So that it could be a one and done situation.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: And if it's not, it's not that you know, not
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: that big of a deal if you get it sooner.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: So the survival rate for early stages of colon cancer
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: is around ninety percent. So if you catch it soon enough,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: then you can avoid having it be it could be
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: a footnote in your story and not mini chapters or,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: in some people's case, the Indian chapter.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: The so talk to your healthcare provider about getting a
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: plan for your screening. To all of those boomer out
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: there that think that they are being real men by
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: not getting screened, don't be gay. Get screened today? Yeah today,
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: speaking of gay crushes, I don't think this person is gay,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: but he definitely you know, I'd bring in Dawson from
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Dawson's Creek James Vanderbeek icon of the nineties, even though
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: I was team Pacey Joshua Jackson. Did you watch Dawson's Creek?
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: I know of it though.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: So, I was on an episode of Carissa Explains It
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: All where we did a Dawson's Creek episode and we
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: she gave me a cameo from the guy who played
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Jack the gay guy. Yeah, so I'm like, that's so sweet.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Chrissandra Cassandra, Okay, fuck yeah, I was trying to say
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Clarissa and it said Carrissa, but it's Cassandra, damnit. Sorry Cassandra.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: I thought it was super sweet. I was just saying
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: how she is, and I forgot her fucking name. But
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: I took a couple of bong hits, so it's fine. Okay.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: So yeah, he recently came out about his cancer journey,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: So hopefully fans of Dawson's Creek, who are you know,
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: probably around for probably thirty five to forty five again,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: start getting a plan. And I think we should normalize,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: you know, in that bro culture and having that beat,
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: like you know, talk about cars, talk about sports, talk
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: about pussy or whatever, and then be like so you're
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Colon and and I did, like I don't know why
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I did this, like I was imitating Andy, and I
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: was just like, like he smokes like that, like like
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: you can't see listener, but just very like divine and
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: like Coralla Deville. Anyways, so I thought that was really
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: cool that he shared that he shared a lot of
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: the stats too, that he his was like a one
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: and done situation, like he had follow ups to do.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: But they were able to address it while they were
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: doing with the koli.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: That was fabulous.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, So all right, Andy, why don't we give my
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: sister a call and have her join us for trivia
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: like that? Boom, heytes Jeff, Hey, what if the ugly
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Zoey de Chanel, which is a compliment because ugly Zoey
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: de Chanelle is still gorgeous and Zoey de Chanell is
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: an ugly Katy Perry and Katy Perry is allegedly jombiny ramsay. So, Jesse,
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: we have a celebrity in the house, this Christmas Colon Special.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: So I thought, how are you? How are you doing tonight?
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I'm doing good.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. I tried to say, that's awesome. So
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I thought that we would play a quick game though
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: of for the cool special, a quick game of trivia
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: with you and Andy. So you're just gonna guess this
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: game is called colon cancer or gay.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: So so.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you guys are gonna say your answer either
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: either colon colon cancer or you're gonna say gay. And
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: whoever says that first and correctly gets the point, can.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: I shorten it down to CCM say the whole thing.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Colon you can't, okay, So colon is how many syllables too?
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: You can say but cancer okay?
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: I can.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: You just say the cant cants cants. Yeah, you can
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: say cancer gay.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: I love it, Thank you, Jesse. This is this is
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: where I get all of my inappropriateness from my sister. Okay.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: So are you guys ready?
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I'm ready?
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Okay? So did did this person have colon cancer? Or
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: are they gay? Christially gay?
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: And yes? Okay? Ricky Martin yay, damn it? Yeah, Ruth Bader.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Ginsburg cancer, Yeah, yeah, okay.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Eartha Kitna say colon cancer?
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Andy got it? Colon cancer. She was one of the
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: original cat women in Uh Batman. Oh you know that
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: you're okay, Jodie Foster.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Kay.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I think there's Jesse uh Elton John Kay.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Knew? Uh documentary is out right?
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Now? What's it called? Blind?
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I listened to He's like blind
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: now Elton?
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he is or not. Oh.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: I listen to the Christmas station all the time, and
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: every day I hear the fucking ad for his nude.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: You know it's not important he's thirsty.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: He's thirsty diva okay.
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: Sharon Osborne colon cancer, colon cancer, it is okay, George
• 57:27
  Speaker 8: de kay Or Andy got it, Lance Bassa, Ronald Reagan, Andy.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Got it, is killing it.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Okay. This one you might not know who it is,
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: but Elizabeth Montgomery, the star of Booty Witched, Bewitched.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: You know, I guess I'm okay. Then Jesse got it. Okay,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: good job Jesse.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, colon cancer, okay, Chadwick Boseman colon cancer, Andy got it.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: We'll confer ever, all right, Robert Reid, the dad from
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Bringing a Bunch.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, he was gay?
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesse got that okay, Neil Patrick Harris, Jesse got it,
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: and I put on there he's the worst, He's the gay.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Seth Myers do not like Seth Myers.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: You did say something really funny about him at the
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: very one of the first episodes.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Basically the same thing. I'm gonna have to listen back
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: to it because it's hilarious.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: About Seth Meyers. I said it like early on in
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: like the archives of the show.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can't remember what it was. Essentially like,
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: you're like, he's the worst or he's the token.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe I can't.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: You said something something bad, something something hurtful, Audrey Hepburn.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Jesse got its a lot of people, all right, So
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: we have one two three, four, five six, even eight nine,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: and then one two three, four five six all right,
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: so Jesse is six Andy's wait yeah, and he's nine
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: sixty nine. Now the last one is worth sixteen points,
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: I guess or whatever? Are you guys ready? Oh? Yes, yeah,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: John Travolta both Jesse got out.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he's gay, but he seems gay
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: So it comes out later that he has colon cancer
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: and he's gay. Do I do I get a like
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: a retcon win. Yeah, you can revisit and say and if.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: We like, if we separate and I don't see each
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: other for decades and like you come visit me on
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: my deathbed and you're like, John Travolta was gay colon cancer?
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: No?
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: He he just seems kind of fruity to me. I
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: think there was There might have been some reports that
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: he like fondle the messeuse.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, like yeah, like his whole career, I feel like it's.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Been yeah, yeah, and the gay horn of him getting
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: game banged by twenty other guys.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: That that.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: A little bit.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, anyways, well Jesse lost, right, No, I think she
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: want Yeah, oh Jesse, congratulations Jesse speech speech speech.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know my call cancer and I know
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: my gage.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Could you give us any tips on how you prepared
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: for this trivia tonight?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: I mean it just came to me.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: I think it just I just know naturally, Jesse's a
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: really big fan of gay people and Colon cancer. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: I really like it. Well, awesome, thank you, Thank you
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: for joining us for our first annual Colon oscarby Christmas special.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you for calling me.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: No, thanks for being honest. Fun talking to you again. Yeah.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Do you have to work tomorrow?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Oh nice, Well enjoy that and saving the malls and
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: and thank you for joining us for Colon cancer or
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: gay We will see we will see you see you
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: next Tuesday. All right?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: Cool?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: By guys.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: You love you, love you too. God, I can't lose you.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Won.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: I thought I had that one in the in the
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: bank there.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's not damn it. Yeah, we need you need
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: to start hanging out in gay bars more and Colon
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: do some do some research.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: On gay bars and they just talk about gay celebrities.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Like or I don't know, I haven't been a gay
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: bar in like so long, but but yeah, we we
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: just kiki and gossip about people. So yeah, if you
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: if you want to go to uh. But now gays
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: are so mainstream.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Actually I listened to a report about how in San
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: Francisco this lady is trying to bring back gay bars
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: because there aren't anything.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: We've invaded all the bars I used to I want
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: to like I U when I was younger and living
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: in Portland, I would go to like kind of biker bars,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: and I was just like, oh, this is the best game.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: But they, like bikers, embraced me, and I was like
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: back in the day because right now I'm kind of
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: like a sloth, like and I wouldn't consider myself a
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: bear because I'm too kind of black. But back in
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: the day, I was kind of a little tweakie and
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: I was super tan and just I looked ridiculous. So
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: I and I would go to these biker bars at
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: like twenty one twenty two years old, do CARYOK. They
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: would all be doing like Willie Nelson or you know whoever,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: and I would be doing like Shania Twain or like
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: you know, like Reba or who's the one? Oh won't
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Chabami Mercy or whatever Shoplin Oh okay, okay, yeah it's
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: not Lord. But anyways, I Spice she cancer. No, she
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: sings that song, which I did not know about that song. Bitch,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: you're not even a far Like I didn't know that
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: there was a song that talked about pooping and farting
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: and and that kind of thing. Like, I that's amazing
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: that it took that long. But hey, Ice Spike.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Breaking, she's breaking those glass ceilings.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: So we might not not have a female president yet,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: but we have Ice Spic singing about farts. It's it's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: good stuff, all right. So listener, really really really push
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: your loved ones, push yourself to get get screened, get
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: screened early and for all types of cancer. But definitely
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: let's not sleep on this colon cancer stuff going on,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: because we want to decrease the numbers of people were
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: losing and you know, live live along life with your
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: colons because without colons, you can't fart too much, so
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: or your farts would be like really weird because of
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: all the surgeries.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: So it's like a venting hole on your like side,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: yeah or like I would.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Be like farting out my mouth during this episode, So
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: definitely do that and feel free leave us a five
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: star review. You talk about your colon, how you're doing,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: if you're make an appointment. Oh my god, I would
• 1:04:05
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• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: is make an appointment, or if you've already been screened recently,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: leave us a five star review, share your experience, or
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: just shout out yourself for being a badass for doing it,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: and we'll read your read your review on the on
• 1:04:19
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• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Well, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: This has been such a good Christmas episode. This is
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: such a good Christmas episode. I think we five started, Yeah,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: five started, all right, until next time.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: I'm Jeff, I'm Andy Kirk.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll see you.
• 1:04:38
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• 1:05:02
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