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- 0:02Speaker 1: Wakes up, John Jay and Rich what crack alike?
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- 0:37Speaker 6: nine six eight niney three. Kyle, I saw you at
- 0:40Speaker 6: your baseball game. Your was your son's baseball game.
- 0:43Speaker 7: It was my.
- 0:43Speaker 8: Nephew's baseball games. So many baseball softball games in our
- 0:47Speaker 8: lives right now. But something really interesting happened in the
- 0:50Speaker 8: middle of the game. Like it was pretty intense because
- 0:54Speaker 8: I think they were rival schools, and all of a sudden,
- 0:56Speaker 8: the umpire just ran just ran off the field, and
- 1:00Speaker 8: everyone's kind of like looking at each other, like where's
- 1:02Speaker 8: he going?
- 1:02Speaker 9: What is he doing?
- 1:03Speaker 8: And it's out in the open, so we're watching where
- 1:06Speaker 8: he's running to, and we see he's going to the
- 1:09Speaker 8: porta potties nearby.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Your call, Would you could hold a number one for
- 1:15Speaker 2: a while?
- 1:16Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:17Speaker 8: So you know, start to get a little sympathy for
- 1:19Speaker 8: this guy because it had to have been an emergent
- 1:22Speaker 8: moment for him to literally just hop up and bounce
- 1:24Speaker 8: in the middle was kind of gone for a long time.
- 1:27Speaker 8: So one of the coaches is like, should I step
- 1:30Speaker 8: in and improvise being the umpire here?
- 1:34Speaker 2: I would you say like time out or no if
- 1:36Speaker 2: you're out?
- 1:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's probably got up and ran, and
- 1:38Speaker 1: maybe he thought it was gonna be a quick visit
- 1:40Speaker 1: and it was not a quick visit. Maybe something else happened.
- 1:44Speaker 11: That's the first I know.
- 1:46Speaker 8: Everyone left, though We're like stuck going like what do
- 1:48Speaker 8: we do in this situation or whatever? And we're kind
- 1:50Speaker 8: of just waiting and waiting, and neither one of the
- 1:53Speaker 8: coaches wanted to step in and improvise being being the
- 1:56Speaker 8: empire because then they would think they're being favored their team,
- 2:00Speaker 8: So we just waited.
- 2:01Speaker 11: We just raded.
- 2:02Speaker 1: But I'm like, he came back.
- 2:03Speaker 8: Maybe a parent could have stepped in or someone like
- 2:06Speaker 8: someone should have done something in that case.
- 2:09Speaker 2: But did did A? Did he when he came back?
- 2:11Speaker 2: Does he acknowledge anything about that?
- 2:13Speaker 3: Just game on?
- 2:14Speaker 2: Does he run back or walk back?
- 2:16Speaker 3: He jugged?
- 2:16Speaker 8: Wow, he jugged Ginger?
- 2:18Speaker 11: So how long was he in the pody for aroximately
- 2:22Speaker 11: twelve to fifteen?
- 2:23Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is a big maternity for children.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Listen, hey, Darren, what's up man? You're on the air.
- 2:29Speaker 2: You got a story that's relatable to this?
- 2:31Speaker 12: Uh?
- 2:32Speaker 13: Yeah, So I was an efficient at my college roommate's wedding.
- 2:36Speaker 13: Thirty seconds into the ceremony, I realized I left my
- 2:38Speaker 13: entire printer's speech at my hotel room, so I had
- 2:42Speaker 13: nothing memorized, like nothing. So I stood there at the
- 2:46Speaker 13: altar with two hundred people staring at me, and I
- 2:50Speaker 13: just started improvising. Like I talked for like almost eleven
- 2:53Speaker 13: minutes straight, making up stories about about them that I
- 2:57Speaker 13: wasn't even short it was true. I just, you know,
- 3:00Speaker 13: I just went along with what I was saying at
- 3:01Speaker 13: the time. At some point, I think I accidentally implied
- 3:05Speaker 13: that they met in rehab.
- 3:08Speaker 6: I need not.
- 3:10Speaker 13: I don't think they met and rehab. I'm not one
- 3:12Speaker 13: hundred percent shore, but the groom mother grabbed my arm
- 3:16Speaker 13: as the receptions, I was kind of scared. I was like,
- 3:18Speaker 13: oh my god, did I said something wrong? And she
- 3:20Speaker 13: said that that was the most beautiful thing.
- 3:25Speaker 1: She was probably wasted, so they had no idea that
- 3:29Speaker 1: it was all made up.
- 3:30Speaker 6: That's great. That's probably what the umpire was waiting for
- 3:33Speaker 6: Kyle to say to him. That was just so beautiful.
- 3:39Speaker 1: You have the game finish up in a big hurry
- 3:41Speaker 1: after that, all.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Right, Darren, Well, thanks for calling in man.
- 3:46Speaker 5: Oh yeah, thank you.
- 3:47Speaker 6: You know, speaking of the Empire story, just the other day,
- 3:49Speaker 6: my wife and I were we walked his place to
- 3:51Speaker 6: goat breakfast, and and I normally will be going this walk, Werove,
- 3:56Speaker 6: You've done many many times. Sometimes I have an emergency
- 3:59Speaker 6: because I'm working on my diet right and I'm working
- 4:01Speaker 6: on my gut health, and sometimes I have to go
- 4:03Speaker 6: to the bathroom. And there's been a couple of times
- 4:06Speaker 6: where I've had to go right, you know, you know
- 4:09Speaker 6: I'm talking about.
- 4:10Speaker 9: Like like the umpire the situation.
- 4:12Speaker 6: Yeah, so we're sitting there at breakfast and she goes, okay,
- 4:16Speaker 6: you're ready to walk back, and I like, yeah, I
- 4:17Speaker 6: think I have to go to the bathroom, and I'm like, no,
- 4:18Speaker 6: never mind, I think I'd be okay, and she's like, no,
- 4:21Speaker 6: you go in there, go to the bathroom. I don't
- 4:22Speaker 6: want to have to deal with you pooping in the
- 4:24Speaker 6: alley again. I was like, yeah, I bet you never
- 4:28Speaker 6: thought you were going to say that ever in a relationship.
- 4:31Speaker 6: But it was an emergency and I had to go.
- 4:33Speaker 11: The storage unit.
- 4:35Speaker 6: That was the other one was the other one the
- 4:38Speaker 6: other way. And that's why I can completely relate and
- 4:40Speaker 6: understand this umpire. Sometimes things happen and you have to go,
- 4:44Speaker 6: Like I wonder if a police officer would use that, Like,
- 4:46Speaker 6: if you're a basic, normal, upstanding citizen and you're caught
- 4:51Speaker 6: in an emergency situation go to the bathroom, they arrest you,
- 4:54Speaker 6: or they go, hey, I understand you.
- 4:55Speaker 2: You had to be at that level.
- 4:56Speaker 11: And it depends where you are.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Yeah, what's what I mean.
- 4:58Speaker 6: So if you are in the city, if you're coming
- 5:00Speaker 6: out of the nightclub in the middle of the ninety
- 5:02Speaker 6: in the street, okay, that's wrong.
- 5:04Speaker 2: But if you are driving by somewhere and.
- 5:05Speaker 6: You see a guy with his wife and he's in
- 5:09Speaker 6: an ali going to the bathroom, like I've gone number
- 5:11Speaker 6: one in the bushes, and I'm looking in an alley
- 5:13Speaker 6: looking at the bushes, and I'm like, if I get
- 5:14Speaker 6: pull over, you know, we.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Should almost ask an officer, let's I would like to
- 5:20Speaker 1: know the answer to I would too, because I really
- 5:22Speaker 1: don't know.
- 5:22Speaker 8: I actually could see that becoming like like an on
- 5:25Speaker 8: like an ongoing bit for us. Ask an officer.
- 5:32Speaker 2: He had to go.
- 5:34Speaker 6: You had to go, man, all right, John Jay Rich,
- 5:36Speaker 6: because FM or she just a text text JJR and
- 5:39Speaker 6: whatever situation you were in where you had to improvise
- 5:41Speaker 6: to get out of it.
- 5:42Speaker 12: The nine six eight nine three, John Jay and Rich
- 5:49Speaker 12: are live on the Free iHeartRadio app.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Taylor, what's up you're on the air.
- 5:52Speaker 5: Hey, good morning you guys, Good morning.
- 5:55Speaker 14: Good morning. So John Jay, you're OCD. I have some
- 6:01Speaker 14: sort of compulsion disorder related to y'all show.
- 6:06Speaker 15: Okay, So I work in sales everything.
- 6:10Speaker 14: Anytime, every time that I've called in on my way
- 6:13Speaker 14: to work, I legit, how the best day at work
- 6:16Speaker 14: with sales everything by and when I don't get in through,
- 6:21Speaker 14: like yesterday, I was calling to tell you this and
- 6:24Speaker 14: I couldn't get through and I only made two sales yesterday.
- 6:27Speaker 6: So only too, So you're OCD is you have to
- 6:30Speaker 6: call it into the show to have a successful sales day?
- 6:34Speaker 2: I get it.
- 6:34Speaker 6: I totally relate to that. What what are you selling? I?
- 6:39Speaker 6: Oh wow, what an interesting thing to sell? Carry winning
- 6:42Speaker 6: your car? Do you have like a condo that's in
- 6:44Speaker 6: the backseat? How do you sell water?
- 6:46Speaker 1: Sat? Don't people don't they need water heaters. They're just
- 6:50Speaker 1: not buying them for fun, right, Like if there's.
- 6:52Speaker 14: This fine, I mean, if you like hot water, you
- 6:55Speaker 14: need it.
- 6:56Speaker 2: So how do you sell it? You drive it around
- 6:58Speaker 2: looking for people's freezing?
- 7:00Speaker 10: Oh?
- 7:00Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, people call in.
- 7:01Speaker 14: I work with home Depot specifically, people call in when
- 7:04Speaker 14: they need a hot water heater, and I sell them
- 7:06Speaker 14: on what I help them figure out what they need,
- 7:09Speaker 14: you know, help them figure.
- 7:10Speaker 15: Out what water worked for their home and all that
- 7:12Speaker 15: good stuff.
- 7:13Speaker 2: And what's the most sales you've made in one day?
- 7:16Speaker 16: Twelve?
- 7:18Speaker 17: Wow?
- 7:19Speaker 2: Oh you're good? Wow?
- 7:21Speaker 1: Did you get through on our show on that day?
- 7:24Speaker 5: I did?
- 7:25Speaker 2: Yeah, Well there's.
- 7:26Speaker 1: Something to it.
- 7:27Speaker 7: Wow.
- 7:28Speaker 15: Do you say it's going to be a great day?
- 7:29Speaker 7: Then?
- 7:29Speaker 14: Team?
- 7:31Speaker 2: Do you sell an install? Are you the person installing
- 7:34Speaker 2: it as well?
- 7:35Speaker 15: Yeah?
- 7:35Speaker 14: That would be hilarious. I would never allow myself to
- 7:38Speaker 14: I would never allow my customer to allow me to
- 7:41Speaker 14: install it.
- 7:41Speaker 2: You pull up with a four door Honda Cord, pull
- 7:43Speaker 2: out this huge water heater in the backseat.
- 7:45Speaker 5: I just start rolling it up here.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Well, good luck today, Taylor. I'm glad you called.
- 7:50Speaker 14: All right, I love you guys.
- 7:51Speaker 2: By go buy some water heater, some tinner. Bye, thank you.
- 8:05Speaker 12: That's the last nerve stabbing.
- 8:08Speaker 9: It's John Jaye Rich.
- 8:09Speaker 8: You saved her from the fate of.
- 8:14Speaker 9: John Jaye Rich.
- 8:16Speaker 2: You just want to know what do you wish your
- 8:17Speaker 2: mom didn't know about you? Good morning, Sylvia, Good morning.
- 8:22Speaker 4: I wish my mom didn't know about me? Is that
- 8:25Speaker 4: I am as freaky as she is in bed?
- 8:28Speaker 1: Okay, wait, there's a lot there.
- 8:31Speaker 11: That was like something like something you wish you didn't
- 8:33Speaker 11: know about your mom and something you but your mom
- 8:35Speaker 11: didn't know about it?
- 8:36Speaker 7: Right?
- 8:36Speaker 11: How do you know your mom's freaky?
- 8:39Speaker 4: Well, because now she comes comes to me about advice
- 8:42Speaker 4: about how if I can be she can borrow some
- 8:44Speaker 4: batteries from me.
- 8:50Speaker 1: Well, I didn't watched.
- 8:52Speaker 11: TV, no, So how does how does she know that
- 8:58Speaker 11: about you? Did you tell her? Like you guys, just
- 9:00Speaker 11: talk about that kind of stuff.
- 9:02Speaker 10: What, well, yes we did.
- 9:04Speaker 4: We were like best friends growing up. So so when
- 9:08Speaker 4: when I lost my virginity when I was younger, like,
- 9:12Speaker 4: I started hopping myself up to her. So that's how
- 9:16Speaker 4: now it was just like a for her. It's like
- 9:18Speaker 4: a regular conversation. Now it's just like, Hey, this is that.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Didn't know you were a freak. That's a good one. Andrea,
- 9:25Speaker 2: what do you wish your mom didn't know about you?
- 9:26Speaker 2: Good morning?
- 9:27Speaker 18: So me and my mom went to again I'm acting
- 9:30Speaker 18: tattoo one day and I thought it'd be a cute
- 9:32Speaker 18: moment to show her my very first tutto. I got
- 9:35Speaker 18: behind hers and my dad's back, which was XO for
- 9:39Speaker 18: the weekend on the side of my butt. And now
- 9:43Speaker 18: I regret telling her only because when she's intoxicated, she
- 9:47Speaker 18: likes to try telling people or telling my dad what
- 9:49Speaker 18: she still doesn't know to this day.
- 9:52Speaker 11: XL xox for the weekend. Yeah, they're a dedicated week
- 10:00Speaker 11: and fan to have a tap for him.
- 10:02Speaker 18: Yeah, and that was my very first one. My dad
- 10:04Speaker 18: was very persistent, I'm not letting us get a tattoo,
- 10:07Speaker 18: so I'm like, I really really want one where can
- 10:09Speaker 18: I hide it? What can be my first one?
- 10:11Speaker 2: Okay?
- 10:12Speaker 6: Wait, I have a tattoo for the the weekend the
- 10:14Speaker 6: artist or you were excited about the weekend happening like.
- 10:17Speaker 15: Friday, Saturday, the weekend the artist, and it's on your butt.
- 10:22Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm of my butt. That's the only way I
- 10:24Speaker 18: could hide it. I wasn't able to have it.
- 10:26Speaker 2: I think we need to get a picture of that.
- 10:29Speaker 1: I definitely tended to hold on, Nick hold.
- 10:32Speaker 6: On, We'll put you in the running. We'll put to
- 10:33Speaker 6: the running for that boutom. But you gotta hold on,
- 10:35Speaker 6: and you got to send it to Nick hold.
- 10:36Speaker 2: On, Zach.
- 10:38Speaker 17: Okay. So I will go over to my girlfriend's house
- 10:42Speaker 17: a couple of times, and you know, I'm fifteen by
- 10:46Speaker 17: the way, okay, and you know, we go whatever. And
- 10:51Speaker 17: she once said, oh what if I get you higgots? Okay, whatever,
- 10:54Speaker 17: And she did this a couple of times, and I
- 10:56Speaker 17: would hide him. I would have him like below my
- 10:59Speaker 17: shoulder or something not on the neck.
- 11:02Speaker 5: Just then my mom would.
- 11:03Speaker 15: See, right, and I come home and my.
- 11:07Speaker 17: Mom look, so I guess you've seen it through my
- 11:09Speaker 17: shirt and she goes, why do you Hicky? And my
- 11:13Speaker 17: dad hears from the room and this happened like twice,
- 11:16Speaker 17: and so I got caught with three love, I'm gonna
- 11:19Speaker 17: be caught.
- 11:20Speaker 6: And is your mom? Are you in the car right
- 11:21Speaker 6: now on speakerphone with your mom? Yeah, you're on the
- 11:26Speaker 6: air with all of us.
- 11:27Speaker 19: Kyle Peyton, Hey, I've been listening to TA guys for years.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Well, thank you. So you have a problem with your
- 11:32Speaker 2: fifteen year old son getting hickeys?
- 11:35Speaker 15: Yes, when when I found out, I was not happy.
- 11:38Speaker 20: I actually I think I cried.
- 11:41Speaker 21: His Yeah, nobody knows though, his nana doesn't know, his
- 11:45Speaker 21: papa doesn't know, his sia doesn't know.
- 11:48Speaker 15: Find out all right, all right?
- 11:50Speaker 3: Do you nobody know?
- 11:51Speaker 19: So we're trying to keep it a secret, but they
- 11:53Speaker 19: may know.
- 11:53Speaker 2: Now do you like the girlfriend? Do you like the girlfriend?
- 11:57Speaker 2: Do you like the girlfriend?
- 11:59Speaker 14: Oh?
- 11:59Speaker 19: I love the girl, cutest, sweetest little thing.
- 12:01Speaker 4: But at fifteen, hickeys on the chest, I don't think.
- 12:04Speaker 6: So that's okay too, Yeah, okay, thank you very much,
- 12:12Speaker 6: thank you.
- 12:13Speaker 2: Bye.
- 12:16Speaker 11: I'd be mortified if my parents saw a hickey.
- 12:19Speaker 3: I die.
- 12:20Speaker 6: Meg, you got what do you wish you to know
- 12:22Speaker 6: about your mom? And I'm sorry, what do you wish
- 12:24Speaker 6: your mom didn't know about you. It's confusing for me
- 12:26Speaker 6: to go ahead.
- 12:29Speaker 15: It's actually Nick, and I see like your guy being right. Anyhow,
- 12:33Speaker 15: I with my mom did not know that my nipples
- 12:37Speaker 15: are peers. I was temporarily living with her about fifteen
- 12:43Speaker 15: years ago and moved back in with her, went to
- 12:45Speaker 15: the bar, came home drunk one night, and instead of
- 12:49Speaker 15: telling her, I just randomly like came out, look and
- 12:52Speaker 15: I showed her.
- 12:54Speaker 3: Mom.
- 12:57Speaker 15: And here's the best part. My mom is a very
- 12:59Speaker 15: proper frenchwoman, so is like it's very difficult for her
- 13:05Speaker 15: to know that her daughter had taken that route in life.
- 13:08Speaker 1: Sure, that's awesome.
- 13:10Speaker 2: And are they still pierced fifteen years later?
- 13:13Speaker 19: Yeah?
- 13:13Speaker 15: I had for about twenty five years now before showing her.
- 13:19Speaker 11: That's awesome.
- 13:20Speaker 6: All right, you always got a place for your car keys. Well, Nick,
- 13:32Speaker 6: thank you for sharing that story. Hold On, hold on.
- 13:34Speaker 6: I want to say, because the girl that called in
- 13:36Speaker 6: for the she had the weekend tattoo on her butt.
- 13:38Speaker 6: I said, send us a picture, and she did so
- 13:40Speaker 6: almost have said, well, Nick, send us a picture.
- 13:44Speaker 11: A little different.
- 13:44Speaker 2: That's the old Ja Ja, that's the old Judge.
- 13:47Speaker 6: Jodge two point zero doesn't want to see pictures Piers Nipple,
- 13:51Speaker 6: JK Jacob, Alexandria, good morning.
- 13:55Speaker 18: Good morning.
- 13:56Speaker 2: What do you wish your mom didn't know about you?
- 13:59Speaker 19: I wish you didn't know I smoked weed.
- 14:02Speaker 2: How'd you find out my car?
- 14:05Speaker 16: I kind of blazed it before I went inside, so
- 14:09Speaker 16: you just.
- 14:10Speaker 11: Hop bombs your car and did any thing you would know.
- 14:13Speaker 4: And it's like, she catches me at the wrong moment, like,
- 14:17Speaker 4: can you give me a ride?
- 14:18Speaker 22: I'm my girl.
- 14:21Speaker 11: I actually feel you on that. I do that same
- 14:23Speaker 11: thing with my dad. I'm like, let me take my
- 14:24Speaker 11: boyfriend's cars.
- 14:27Speaker 15: At the wrong time.
- 14:28Speaker 19: I'm just like, oh my god.
- 14:32Speaker 2: Okay, that's great.
- 14:33Speaker 1: But you gave her a ride, so she can't complain
- 14:35Speaker 1: about much.
- 14:37Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 14:38Speaker 19: As long as you have your you know, your life together.
- 14:41Speaker 3: I feel like that's funny.
- 14:42Speaker 2: Do you have your life together?
- 14:44Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 14:45Speaker 12: I mean I'm not.
- 14:46Speaker 22: I'm okay.
- 14:46Speaker 16: I'm like twenty four, still trying to, you know, be
- 14:49Speaker 16: a woman and grow up.
- 14:51Speaker 2: What do you do for a living?
- 14:53Speaker 22: I work as a cage cash here.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Oh I used to do that.
- 14:58Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fun.
- 14:59Speaker 19: I the lifestyle.
- 15:00Speaker 14: It's really different.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I used to do that.
- 15:03Speaker 15: What'd you say you were what Yeah, yeah, you make
- 15:05Speaker 15: a lot of money.
- 15:06Speaker 2: I didn't do that. Were you, like you said a
- 15:08Speaker 2: caged cashier?
- 15:11Speaker 3: Yes, say yeah, what's that.
- 15:14Speaker 16: Like the casino like, Oh no, I did it.
- 15:17Speaker 2: I did it for the check cashing place.
- 15:19Speaker 1: I was in the change Okay, different, it was optional.
- 15:22Speaker 2: All right?
- 15:23Speaker 6: Well hold online, Okay, hold on. That's awesome, Ashley, good morning.
- 15:26Speaker 6: What do you wish your mom didn't know about you?
- 15:29Speaker 7: Hi?
- 15:30Speaker 19: I wish my mom didn't know that I had a
- 15:33Speaker 19: relationship with my best friend's son. She found out because
- 15:41Speaker 19: I actually got pregnant.
- 15:47Speaker 5: You're what my best friend?
- 15:49Speaker 17: My best friend?
- 15:50Speaker 19: She she was actually my business partner too. This happened
- 15:52Speaker 19: about This was in two thousand and seventeen, so I
- 15:56Speaker 19: she she was my best friend, was like twelve years
- 16:00Speaker 19: older than me, and her son was like ten years
- 16:02Speaker 19: younger than me. So he was like nineteen and I
- 16:05Speaker 19: was twenty nine. And I don't know what happened. We
- 16:07Speaker 19: got a relationship and nobody knew, and then I got pregnant,
- 16:10Speaker 19: so I had to feel the beans.
- 16:12Speaker 8: Oh my, he is your best friend still your best friend?
- 16:15Speaker 19: No, not because of that, because she actually kind of
- 16:18Speaker 19: pushed us together. I don't know why But that is
- 16:21Speaker 19: a long story within itself. But yes, but just now, no,
- 16:25Speaker 19: and he's not in my son's life.
- 16:29Speaker 13: Happy, so but you know, yeah, but I wish she
- 16:32Speaker 13: didn't know that.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Yeah, but your mom had a lot to say about that.
- 16:34Speaker 11: Dang.
- 16:35Speaker 5: Oh yeah she was.
- 16:36Speaker 19: She was not happy, to say the least.
- 16:39Speaker 2: The beginning part of your story I've seen online many
- 16:41Speaker 2: times you have. It's a great beginning, the old John Jakes.
- 16:45Speaker 2: The whole second part got a kid.
- 16:50Speaker 23: What do you call it?
- 16:50Speaker 2: Dead bee dad? That's not a fun No, that's not
- 16:53Speaker 2: a fun ending to know to those websites, old time.
- 16:57Speaker 1: That's why it's good they have poor plot development.
- 17:00Speaker 6: By What do you wish your mom didn't know about you?
- 17:04Speaker 6: That's how we celebrate Mother's Day? Eight seven, seven, nine,
- 17:06Speaker 6: three seven, one oh four seven More from you next,
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- 17:20Speaker 6: As you're waking up with John Jay and Rich, what
- 17:23Speaker 6: do you wish your mom didn't know about you?
- 17:26Speaker 1: Serena? Welcome to John Jay and Rich Hey, I.
- 17:29Speaker 22: Deeply wish my mom didn't know this about me. It's
- 17:32Speaker 22: kind of my fault though, so Uh, I have been
- 17:37Speaker 22: using my mom's credit card for my Uber for a
- 17:40Speaker 22: while now, and she found out and somehow having that information.
- 17:44Speaker 22: I don't even know how she did this, but it
- 17:47Speaker 22: allowed her to find my frinkly abysmal passenger rating.
- 17:55Speaker 17: So pissed off.
- 17:56Speaker 22: She's like so pissed because it's connected to her credit card,
- 18:00Speaker 22: and there's some really choice comments that I wish she
- 18:04Speaker 22: never saw. And I'm really embarrassed about it, Like what,
- 18:09Speaker 22: Oh my god, Oh my god.
- 18:12Speaker 5: I have it open.
- 18:13Speaker 22: I can read some of my all right, hold on
- 18:20Speaker 22: passenger attempted to exit moving vehicles, which I did, But
- 18:26Speaker 22: there was a reason, and I'm not going to get
- 18:27Speaker 22: into it right now, but you have to believe me,
- 18:29Speaker 22: there was a really good reason. Screamed at pedestrians from
- 18:33Speaker 22: the window. Uh they were pedestrians, they were I thought
- 18:37Speaker 22: they were my friends, but I was a little drunk,
- 18:38Speaker 22: so they actually weren't my friends. But I really thought
- 18:40Speaker 22: they were filled multiple liquids and refused to acknowledge it.
- 18:46Speaker 19: One of them was water.
- 18:47Speaker 22: I really don't think that should count Anyway, my mom
- 18:50Speaker 22: is reading all of them and she's getting madder and madder,
- 18:54Speaker 22: and then she gets to this one is bad. I
- 18:58Speaker 22: admit passenger vomited repeatedly inside the vehicle and continued to ride,
- 19:04Speaker 22: and she just goes continued, and I'm like, I had
- 19:08Speaker 22: somewhere to be.
- 19:11Speaker 15: Just not stopping.
- 19:12Speaker 22: You know, she keeps she's she's now she's looking for
- 19:15Speaker 22: like the worst things people have said, like oh, aggressive
- 19:17Speaker 22: language towards the driver, and like banged at the windows
- 19:21Speaker 22: and read them.
- 19:22Speaker 1: How are you getting picked up over again with that?
- 19:24Speaker 11: I'm like, I'm shocked.
- 19:25Speaker 17: Uber.
- 19:27Speaker 1: When she first said abysmil abysmol or whatever that was,
- 19:30Speaker 1: I'm like, it can't be that bad. It's actually that bad.
- 19:33Speaker 22: Yeah, I know it doesn't sound like it, but I'm
- 19:35Speaker 22: nice to the drivers. I just get a little wild
- 19:37Speaker 22: if I've been out on the town. But my mom
- 19:39Speaker 22: is being so petty about this, so petty for my punishment.
- 19:43Speaker 22: She she actually read some of these out loud to
- 19:47Speaker 22: my family at dinner. So now my whole family has
- 19:50Speaker 22: this bad opinion of me. I'm hiding from them because
- 19:53Speaker 22: my Uber crimes.
- 19:54Speaker 25: Happy Mother's Day.
- 19:55Speaker 22: I guess, And if anybody knows how I could fix
- 19:59Speaker 22: my rating or even get a new family that would need.
- 20:04Speaker 1: A new identity. Maybe just choose your own car.
- 20:07Speaker 22: Yeah, so that's why I was using my mom's card
- 20:09Speaker 22: because I didn't want to get in trouble.
- 20:11Speaker 11: No, I got to say, shout out to the moms
- 20:13Speaker 11: that do have their credit card on their kids ubers,
- 20:16Speaker 11: because my mom is the same exact way, and she
- 20:18Speaker 11: is like, I don't care what you're doing. I don't
- 20:20Speaker 11: care how much the uber is. You don't get in
- 20:23Speaker 11: that car after you've been drinking. You make sure she
- 20:26Speaker 11: I don't even care if you have to use my card,
- 20:28Speaker 11: you do it, So shout.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Out to them to be able to do so.
- 20:32Speaker 22: Honestly, in the scheme of things, I was being responsible
- 20:35Speaker 22: because I know how I get if I've had a couple.
- 20:38Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I thought you were being really responsible.
- 20:41Speaker 1: That's what I heard.
- 20:44Speaker 17: That way.
- 20:46Speaker 22: Then trust me, you don't want me on the road
- 20:48Speaker 22: like you don't want me to believe you. I'm not
- 20:54Speaker 22: mean to uber drivers. I get a little bit loose,
- 20:57Speaker 22: like I can't help it, and I have a week coming.
- 20:59Speaker 1: All right, Good to talk to you, and let's continue
- 21:02Speaker 1: because you're not the only one. Serena say hello guys.
- 21:05Speaker 1: To Amelia, Hey, how's it going?
- 21:08Speaker 8: And you've got something you wish your mom didn't know
- 21:10Speaker 8: about you as well.
- 21:13Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm in kind of a terrible situation right now.
- 21:16Speaker 21: I told my mom that I was going on a
- 21:18Speaker 21: wellness retreat with my friends, but it wasn't exactly a
- 21:21Speaker 21: wellness retreat. I'm actually in a thrupple with a married couple.
- 21:25Speaker 21: And we went, yeah, I'm in a thrupple, so I'm
- 21:30Speaker 21: dating a married couple right now. I'm as a hairdresser.
- 21:35Speaker 21: And she saw these pictures of me on this woman's
- 21:38Speaker 21: phone over the shoulder one of her clients, and so
- 21:40Speaker 21: she started asking questions like, oh, that's my my daughter.
- 21:43Speaker 21: And it turns out that her client is actually the
- 21:46Speaker 21: wife that I'm in this trupple with.
- 21:49Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 21:50Speaker 8: And she was sharing this like did she not know
- 21:52Speaker 8: that that was your mom?
- 21:54Speaker 21: No, she would have, I mean, she has no idea
- 21:56Speaker 21: that's my mom, she.
- 21:59Speaker 19: I mean truly.
- 22:00Speaker 21: So she just explained the whole trip to her, and
- 22:02Speaker 21: now my mom put it all together that it wasn't
- 22:05Speaker 21: a wellness like a yoga retreat thing. It was a
- 22:08Speaker 21: you know, couple's trip essentially, and you know, my dad
- 22:12Speaker 21: cheated a long time ago, and so she's just freaking
- 22:15Speaker 21: out and she's spiraling and she's crying, and she keeps
- 22:18Speaker 21: calling me and she's saying, I thought you were healing
- 22:20Speaker 21: from all of this. I don't understand why you're doing this.
- 22:22Speaker 21: So yeah, now my cover is completely blown. She knows
- 22:25Speaker 21: I'm in a thrupple, and I don't really know how
- 22:28Speaker 21: to explain that I'm in a throupple to my mother,
- 22:30Speaker 21: who is incredibly emotional about this.
- 22:32Speaker 11: Do you have to explain it to her?
- 22:34Speaker 8: But she knows, like all right, I would feel like
- 22:37Speaker 8: you know what you know, that is what it is.
- 22:39Speaker 11: I'm doing what I want to do. I'm having fun.
- 22:41Speaker 11: I'm safe.
- 22:42Speaker 1: So you're saying, Peyton, that there's some things, even if
- 22:45Speaker 1: it's exposed, you just don't ever need to discuss it.
- 22:48Speaker 11: Give My mom came up to me and was like,
- 22:50Speaker 11: tell me about your threatle I would run away from her.
- 22:55Speaker 1: How long have you been throutling?
- 22:57Speaker 21: We haven't been together for too too long. It's maybe
- 22:59Speaker 21: like six months, Like it's not it's not a super
- 23:02Speaker 21: long relationship.
- 23:04Speaker 8: Six months isn't super short either, so I mean, I
- 23:07Speaker 8: feel like it's more than just a thing. Yeah, is
- 23:09Speaker 8: this something that you feel is going to be long
- 23:11Speaker 8: term or do you feel it's going to be short
- 23:12Speaker 8: term anyways?
- 23:14Speaker 17: I don't know.
- 23:15Speaker 21: I mean I'm happy right now. I think I'm kind
- 23:16Speaker 21: of just looking at the every day, you know, and
- 23:20Speaker 21: right now it's good. So yeah, I guess maybe it
- 23:23Speaker 21: could be long term, but I'm just I'm happy right now.
- 23:25Speaker 10: This is good for me.
- 23:28Speaker 8: I think at one point your mom will come around.
- 23:30Speaker 8: I think it's just just hurting her a little bit
- 23:32Speaker 8: at this point.
- 23:33Speaker 1: But thanks for calling us, Amelia. Good luck. Let us
- 23:36Speaker 1: know how that works out. Happy mothers. Stay to your mama.
- 23:39Speaker 15: Thank you.
- 23:40Speaker 7: Guys.
- 23:40Speaker 11: Gotta go way back home in Michigan.
- 23:42Speaker 3: And it tastes like Jacqueline.
- 23:47Speaker 6: You want to know what you wish your mom didn't
- 23:48Speaker 6: know about you? And there's so many phone calls Marina, good.
- 23:54Speaker 5: Morning, good morning.
- 23:58Speaker 16: What I didn't want my mom to find out was
- 24:00Speaker 16: I slept with my.
- 24:01Speaker 11: Dad's best friend. Why would you do that?
- 24:05Speaker 8: It was an accident, find out accident.
- 24:11Speaker 19: In each other party and I had a little bit
- 24:13Speaker 19: too much to drink and it was really his fault
- 24:16Speaker 19: because he took advantage of my innocence at the time.
- 24:19Speaker 13: But yes, it was a big mistake I've ever made
- 24:23Speaker 13: in my life.
- 24:23Speaker 19: And they never let it go.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Now, wait, how did she find out? How did your
- 24:27Speaker 1: mom find out?
- 24:29Speaker 15: Because I guess he told my dad crowd you said, they.
- 24:32Speaker 2: Never let it go. What they always make fun of
- 24:33Speaker 2: you and they bring it up at a party.
- 24:35Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so now they make fun of me.
- 24:36Speaker 7: Do you remember that, Jack?
- 24:38Speaker 26: And I'm just like, oh my god, oh god, Okay,
- 24:40Speaker 26: all right, Marine a hold on, Cassie, Good morning, Good morning,
- 24:46Speaker 26: j What do you wish your mom didn't know about you?
- 24:49Speaker 25: What I wish my mom didn't know about me is
- 24:51Speaker 25: who I lost my virginity to, since it was her
- 24:54Speaker 25: coworker when I was seventeen.
- 24:57Speaker 8: Oh man, how awkward?
- 24:59Speaker 9: How'd she find out?
- 25:00Speaker 25: So after school I went to my mom's office and
- 25:05Speaker 25: happened to run into that person as well, since you know,
- 25:08Speaker 25: they worked together, and you know, maybe we were tit
- 25:11Speaker 25: chatting a little bit about the previous night's activities, and
- 25:15Speaker 25: she happened to be around the corner and heard the
- 25:17Speaker 25: whole state.
- 25:20Speaker 1: You weren't really keeping the secret?
- 25:22Speaker 2: How much older. How much older was the coworker than you?
- 25:26Speaker 25: Much closer to my mother's age.
- 25:29Speaker 2: That's crazy poor.
- 25:32Speaker 25: And now I didn't think about it, but my daughters
- 25:35Speaker 25: now in the car, and I'm sure she wishes that
- 25:37Speaker 25: she didn't.
- 25:38Speaker 18: Know who I lost my virginy.
- 25:42Speaker 11: Mom.
- 25:47Speaker 25: I guess so who mom lost her virginity too, and
- 25:52Speaker 25: unexpected ways.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Running though right there, just that moment alone, just to know,
- 26:01Speaker 1: just to verify.
- 26:02Speaker 6: I mean, we all know, but when you get like
- 26:03Speaker 6: verification that your parents are doing it, it's so disturbing. Yes,
- 26:07Speaker 6: we would know they had to because wouldn't be here,
- 26:08Speaker 6: but it's like still to hear it. Oh god, what anyway?
- 26:11Speaker 6: All right, thank you very much, fantastic, thank you. Good morning, Carlos, Hi,
- 26:16Speaker 6: good morning.
- 26:17Speaker 14: This is Dayla and Carlos were your siblings.
- 26:20Speaker 4: I'm Carlos, and I found out that my mom got
- 26:23Speaker 4: arrested for drug trafficking.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Carlos, dude, rug trash.
- 26:29Speaker 2: How did you find that out, Carlos?
- 26:31Speaker 1: In course I overheard my mom and.
- 26:35Speaker 14: My sister talking about it. It was falsely accused, like
- 26:38Speaker 14: it wasn't It wasn't real. It's like ten years ago.
- 26:40Speaker 14: But we looked her up on chat GIBT and it
- 26:43Speaker 14: popped up.
- 26:47Speaker 3: So you just.
- 26:50Speaker 11: You put her name in a and you tell me
- 26:52Speaker 11: about my mom or what.
- 26:54Speaker 18: Well, you go on chat and look up like first name,
- 26:57Speaker 18: last name, who is so and so from Tucson or
- 27:00Speaker 18: so and so from Phoenix.
- 27:01Speaker 15: Stuff that is on the online.
- 27:03Speaker 25: Comes up, and so an article from when she got
- 27:05Speaker 25: arrested popped up.
- 27:06Speaker 8: And that's how.
- 27:09Speaker 6: Falsely accused though falsely accused, false excus.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Okay, wow, that had to mess up your whole chat
- 27:17Speaker 1: GPT afternoon. You gotta think you gotta think about.
- 27:23Speaker 6: That for a long time, all right, you guys, hold online? Okay,
- 27:25Speaker 6: hold on, Hello, good morning, John Jay and Rich.
- 27:28Speaker 2: Who's this? Can I help you?
- 27:30Speaker 25: Yes, it's Carrie.
- 27:32Speaker 14: I wish it's my mother in law.
- 27:34Speaker 15: Did not know I got down.
- 27:37Speaker 14: With her son in our high school photo class.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's pretty good. How do you find that out?
- 27:45Speaker 2: Is that in the yearbook.
- 27:48Speaker 14: No, we went on a cruise and we were on
- 27:50Speaker 14: the newly WEG show and she was in the audience
- 27:53Speaker 14: and they asked the question, so we answered it.
- 27:56Speaker 6: Oh that's pretty good. That's pretty good, Carrie. Hold on,
- 27:59Speaker 6: hold on a second, Good morning, Hello, John Jay and.
- 28:02Speaker 13: Rich can help you my parents.
- 28:05Speaker 20: Growing up as a kid, I found out we're swinging
- 28:08Speaker 20: with our neighbors that we were really.
- 28:10Speaker 19: Close sends with, and my mom for.
- 28:14Speaker 20: A while continued with the guy after they all stopped,
- 28:19Speaker 20: and no one knew until they found how. And then
- 28:24Speaker 20: my mom got a job where the wife worked and
- 28:29Speaker 20: like worked there until she kind of harassed her and
- 28:32Speaker 20: the lady had to like quit and leave, and then
- 28:34Speaker 20: we had to all move.
- 28:36Speaker 6: Wow, gosh, Dan, okay, all right, hold on, hold on
- 28:41Speaker 6: a line, hold on, all right, we got to pick
- 28:42Speaker 6: a winner.
- 28:43Speaker 1: Why are we moving?
- 28:43Speaker 19: Mom?
- 28:44Speaker 1: Well, the whole swinging thing got it blown out of proportion.
- 28:48Speaker 2: We voted in the studio.
- 28:50Speaker 6: Ashley, good morning, good morning. You are the winner of
- 28:54Speaker 6: the ticket to see the Weekend.
- 28:56Speaker 19: Oh yay, Oh my gosh, I can't even believe it.
- 29:00Speaker 6: And in one sentence, can you give us the short
- 29:02Speaker 6: version of your story in one sentence?
- 29:05Speaker 19: Oh, my gosh, got pregnant by my best friend's son.
- 29:09Speaker 2: There you go. That's pretty good.
- 29:10Speaker 1: That's a good bullet point.
- 29:12Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
- 29:13Speaker 11: Are you going to take your son to the show?
- 29:15Speaker 19: Oh no, he's too young, he's on seven.
- 29:17Speaker 11: Okay, okay, So MoMA's night out. That'll be fun.
- 29:22Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, I took my I'm gonna take my my husband.
- 29:25Speaker 19: Oh I know, yeah, wow accepted it, So you know,
- 29:31Speaker 19: I think he deserves to go through.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Was he your husband when you got pregnant?
- 29:35Speaker 7: No?
- 29:35Speaker 19: No, I didn't know him at the time. He and
- 29:37Speaker 19: my husband only been married for about two years, so
- 29:39Speaker 19: I met him.
- 29:40Speaker 5: A couple of years after that.
- 29:42Speaker 2: Nice twist, I know.
- 29:44Speaker 1: She keeps on adding to her story. Good job, Ashley, Thanks.
- 29:49Speaker 2: You guys so much.
- 29:50Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm so excited.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Right hold on, we know really this is the only
- 29:53Speaker 1: show where your scandalous pass wins your great praises.
- 29:58Speaker 2: That's crazy. It's John Jaymer.
- 30:02Speaker 6: Time for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of information
- 30:13Speaker 6: and Rich has life hacks. This first story in Stacks
- 30:16Speaker 6: of Information is based off of something Kyle told us
- 30:18Speaker 6: last week and three things you need to know?
- 30:20Speaker 11: Oh yeah, what is it?
- 30:21Speaker 2: Do you remember your hemorrhoids story?
- 30:22Speaker 23: Yes?
- 30:23Speaker 13: What was it?
- 30:23Speaker 8: It's if you sit on the toilet too long scrolling
- 30:26Speaker 8: through your phone, you have a forty six percent higher
- 30:29Speaker 8: chance of getting hemorrhoids.
- 30:30Speaker 6: You know what's funny is every time I've gone to
- 30:32Speaker 6: the bathroom. Since then, I think about your story.
- 30:34Speaker 8: You're only supposed to limit it to five ten minutes.
- 30:36Speaker 2: Time, and I try to get off my phone right away.
- 30:37Speaker 6: Funny anyway, this story, This website called thecut dot com
- 30:41Speaker 6: did an in depth article called everyone has hemorrhoids.
- 30:44Speaker 27: Now young people are dealing with them more and more,
- 30:47Speaker 27: and there are a few main reasons. We sit too much,
- 30:50Speaker 27: we don't get enough fiber, we're dehydrated, and we sit
- 30:55Speaker 27: on the toilet too long.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Scrolling on our phones isn't that interesting, So more fiber
- 31:01Speaker 1: and we could go back to scrolling.
- 31:02Speaker 6: Young people. Young people have hemorrhoids. Unbelievable. Also, you guys,
- 31:07Speaker 6: According to new survey, fifty five percent of people with
- 31:11Speaker 6: a partner on a health journey, So that would be like,
- 31:13Speaker 6: let's say, like Blake and I, I am on a
- 31:15Speaker 6: health journey.
- 31:16Speaker 2: I've been on a health journey for a while.
- 31:18Speaker 6: Fifty five percent of people with a partner on a
- 31:20Speaker 6: health journey joined them without realizing it.
- 31:24Speaker 2: And that's Blake.
- 31:25Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.
- 31:25Speaker 6: I became obsessed with the sauna, right, and the sauna
- 31:29Speaker 6: was for me, I'm going to this all the time,
- 31:30Speaker 6: and now it became part of her routine too. She's
- 31:32Speaker 6: doing a sauna too, and she never once like talked
- 31:35Speaker 6: about it and ever, but out she got to the
- 31:36Speaker 6: point where she's doing the sauna every single day. And
- 31:38Speaker 6: I see Kyle sometimes, I know your husband is a
- 31:40Speaker 6: very unique person with this food, but like all of
- 31:42Speaker 6: a sudden, you'll see him drink beer and pizza and
- 31:44Speaker 6: then it just you know, rice cakes or whatever. Right,
- 31:46Speaker 6: but I see you in here, so you have you
- 31:48Speaker 6: eating healthy? You doing really lots of healthy stuff in
- 31:50Speaker 6: the morn Oh, thank you.
- 31:52Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 31:52Speaker 8: Then he eats the same thing every day.
- 31:55Speaker 2: Every day, every day.
- 31:57Speaker 6: Would you fall into the category of fifty five percent
- 31:59Speaker 6: of people join them without realizing it.
- 32:01Speaker 2: You're a little different.
- 32:02Speaker 8: No, I think we're a little different. But I do
- 32:05Speaker 8: think it is difficult to go on a diet or
- 32:08Speaker 8: like start eating a different way when the other people
- 32:10Speaker 8: in your house aren't eating that way. So it does,
- 32:12Speaker 8: I would think make it more successful when people join you.
- 32:15Speaker 6: Word, the average person has borrowed three hundred dollars from
- 32:21Speaker 6: friends and family and still owes two hundred and thirty
- 32:25Speaker 6: seven dollars, and that can cause friction.
- 32:28Speaker 2: More than seventy percent of people say it's led to
- 32:30Speaker 2: communication issues or broken relationships. I would agree with that.
- 32:34Speaker 1: If you want on money, you should never expect to
- 32:36Speaker 1: see it again.
- 32:37Speaker 11: Yeah, and like, yeah, well, that's actually a really good point.
- 32:40Speaker 1: Because they didn't have it to begin with. They're not
- 32:42Speaker 1: going to pay it back.
- 32:45Speaker 6: A CEO came up with three phrases that can instantly
- 32:50Speaker 6: kill your chances in a job interview. They don't want
- 32:54Speaker 6: to ever hear you say I want to start my
- 32:56Speaker 6: own business someday. They don't ever want to hear you
- 32:59Speaker 6: say I value work life balance.
- 33:04Speaker 3: I know.
- 33:05Speaker 6: And they don't ever want to hear you say I
- 33:07Speaker 6: was let go as part of my company's recent layoffs.
- 33:11Speaker 9: Which doesn't make sense because they.
- 33:14Speaker 6: Say, in fact, I read the whole article on it.
- 33:16Speaker 6: It's one of the few articles I've read. I read
- 33:17Speaker 6: the whole article. It's because when if I remember, it's
- 33:20Speaker 6: because if you're good, no matter what, they're going to
- 33:24Speaker 6: keep you. They're going to keep you, no matter what.
- 33:25Speaker 6: If you were let go because of recent layoffs, whatever,
- 33:28Speaker 6: you're part of that, We're fine. We don't need him
- 33:30Speaker 6: any more, that's what they said.
- 33:35Speaker 8: I get that logic, but also I don't know if
- 33:37Speaker 8: that's accurate.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Remember this is just a CEO all.
- 33:41Speaker 1: My brother does a bunch of hiring for like a
- 33:43Speaker 1: hospital system, and he said that they hired somebody they
- 33:45Speaker 1: talked to for the work life balance, but the opposite.
- 33:49Speaker 1: He's like, I was talking to a contestant whatever. So
- 33:52Speaker 1: he tried out for the job, and they said, I'm sorry,
- 33:54Speaker 1: I don't have much of a work life balance, like
- 33:57Speaker 1: I probably should have changed my oil a long time ago,
- 33:59Speaker 1: but I'm paranoid about getting to work on time. And
- 34:02Speaker 1: he hired that person.
- 34:08Speaker 8: Just a simple They don't do anything, So just say
- 34:11Speaker 8: the opposite of all those things.
- 34:14Speaker 1: Like so you talk about how you wish you had
- 34:16Speaker 1: a work life balance, but you don't because you're too
- 34:18Speaker 1: occupied with work things. You probably get hired.
- 34:21Speaker 2: What do you have for life hacks?
- 34:22Speaker 1: Oh well, this is a hack to remembering things. Okay,
- 34:24Speaker 1: So I was reading this. They say, as soon as
- 34:26Speaker 1: you hit twenty five years old, you stop forgetting things
- 34:30Speaker 1: like people's names, stuff that you're supposed to remember that
- 34:33Speaker 1: should be on the top of your tongue, like who's
- 34:35Speaker 1: sang that song? Like all that stuff you can forget
- 34:38Speaker 1: in a heartbeat. But there's a trick to remembering things
- 34:41Speaker 1: when that word is on the tip of your tongue.
- 34:43Speaker 1: We've all been there, right, but we can't think of
- 34:45Speaker 1: the word. It's so strange. I don't know if you
- 34:48Speaker 1: would necessarily want to do this in fun of people,
- 34:49Speaker 1: because they're going to think you're crazy person. But if
- 34:51Speaker 1: you're trying to remember it, studies show that if you
- 34:54Speaker 1: grab your left hand and your right hand and you
- 34:57Speaker 1: clunch them for about five seconds, that word will come
- 35:00Speaker 1: to the back of your mind into the top of
- 35:03Speaker 1: your tongue so you can remember it. So if you
- 35:05Speaker 1: want to retrieve memories, clench your left fist and your
- 35:08Speaker 1: right fist for about three or four seconds. It should
- 35:11Speaker 1: come back to you. Let us know how that works.
- 35:12Speaker 1: That hack up at John jaynrich dot com.
- 35:14Speaker 6: I can't wait to track because I'm doing that all
- 35:15Speaker 6: the time now. I'm forgetting so many so and it
- 35:18Speaker 6: happens in here all the times. Next time we do you, guys,
- 35:20Speaker 6: go clinch you right. I wonder you had it within
- 35:22Speaker 6: five minutes, so you said it, but five seconds, within
- 35:24Speaker 6: five seconds of you forgetting.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just when you're trying to remember it, Just
- 35:27Speaker 1: take five seconds and clinch.
- 35:28Speaker 6: Okay, But it's not like you have a I forgot
- 35:30Speaker 6: what I was gonna say. You've got a five second
- 35:32Speaker 6: window to do this.
- 35:33Speaker 1: No, it should come to you in five seconds.
- 35:35Speaker 6: Okay, But if I forget and then and then I
- 35:36Speaker 6: remember to clinch an hour later, I'll remember.
- 35:41Speaker 1: I don't know about that, But sure, why not? Probably
- 35:43Speaker 1: let's try it.
- 35:44Speaker 2: I'm afraid I'll clinch it al sudden, my hamworids come back.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, fiber.
- 35:51Speaker 9: Stay Eric.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Good morning, you're on the air.
- 36:05Speaker 5: Good morning, good morning, good morning.
- 36:07Speaker 12: How are we all right?
- 36:08Speaker 11: How are we?
- 36:11Speaker 5: I'm doing all right? I mean, I just got dating
- 36:17Speaker 5: out here is legit hard? It's just hard. I'm calling in.
- 36:25Speaker 5: This girl I was seeing recently rejected me by saying
- 36:29Speaker 5: she was gay, just to pop out on Instagram a
- 36:34Speaker 5: week later with a whole new man not a soft launch,
- 36:39Speaker 5: not like not like who's this, full hard launch with
- 36:44Speaker 5: another bro caption talking about Oh I found I found
- 36:49Speaker 5: my piece, I found my person. I was like, wait
- 36:52Speaker 5: a minute. We were vibing, we had gone on a
- 36:55Speaker 5: couple of dates, everything was great. And then I'm like,
- 36:59Speaker 5: oh okay, so I said in her DMS and was like,
- 37:02Speaker 5: wait a minute. I thought you were gay. She goes
- 37:08Speaker 5: take it as a hint and get out of my DM.
- 37:15Speaker 1: Couldn't be more do.
- 37:18Speaker 5: Yeah, we joking. Take it as a hint and get
- 37:22Speaker 5: out of my DM.
- 37:26Speaker 2: Anyway, At this point, I don't know.
- 37:29Speaker 5: I guess I gotta respect it, like game, recognize his game.
- 37:32Speaker 5: Like I went and looked at her man and I
- 37:33Speaker 5: was like, well, that's not even my competition, you know
- 37:38Speaker 5: what I'm saying. I was like, okay, whatever she was
- 37:41Speaker 5: saying she was gay to not go on another day?
- 37:44Speaker 2: So what do you say he's not your competition? What
- 37:46Speaker 2: does that mean? Does that mean he's really really good?
- 37:49Speaker 5: No, he's more like he's more like my inspiration. At
- 37:52Speaker 5: this point, I'm like, my god, i'd reject me to.
- 37:58Speaker 1: Like, you know what, understand?
- 38:00Speaker 9: What is he is?
- 38:00Speaker 11: He like shredded and buff or something?
- 38:03Speaker 5: Yes, she was like he was like perfect, he was
- 38:05Speaker 5: like chiseled, he had like oh no, well pack and
- 38:09Speaker 5: like he works in finance.
- 38:11Speaker 6: And I was like, okay, sure, yes, So what if
- 38:16Speaker 6: the uh I'm gay thing is just the way she
- 38:18Speaker 6: simply blows people off when thinks don't hit right?
- 38:20Speaker 2: So she does that the deal with drama. But you
- 38:22Speaker 2: just literally didn't take the hand. He kept digging, kept digging.
- 38:25Speaker 5: But okay, all right, exactly what happened. But you know what,
- 38:29Speaker 5: she's gonna be happy because he's, uh, he's a good
- 38:32Speaker 5: looking dude.
- 38:33Speaker 3: All right.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm kind of grateful you just kind
- 38:35Speaker 2: of did a whole second date update for us without
- 38:37Speaker 2: having to call the person.
- 38:39Speaker 5: Yeah the middle.
- 38:41Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, dude, thanks for calling it, Eric, Thanks
- 38:43Speaker 6: for that dating update. Daddy is hard out there, guys,
- 38:45Speaker 6: Dandy is hard. Good luck, yeah, man, Thanks Brother one
- 38:51Speaker 6: A four seven Kiss FM, John Jay and Rich who
- 38:53Speaker 6: got the drunk die line six two eight eight eight
- 38:56Speaker 6: nineteen thirty three, leave us a talk back? You got
- 38:59Speaker 6: the I heard app tapped the microphone, leaves a talk
- 39:01Speaker 6: back and your linek it on the radio.
- 39:03Speaker 10: Hi, This is Lindsay and Lexie from New Mexico and
- 39:08Speaker 10: we're just sitting here drinking a bunch of whiskey and
- 39:11Speaker 10: watching Judge Judy and the announcer guy sounds like Kyle's husband,
- 39:18Speaker 10: and I paused it so I could play it for you.
- 39:21Speaker 12: Ready.
- 39:21Speaker 6: In doing, her sister in law taught you to my
- 39:24Speaker 6: castland for a refund of cruise bees.
- 39:27Speaker 16: Okay, so also, we miss fish when he used to
- 39:33Speaker 16: do Saxon hack Like bring that back, please?
- 39:37Speaker 18: Like where did they go?
- 39:38Speaker 15: Love me?
- 39:38Speaker 27: Guys?
- 39:39Speaker 2: Bye, okay, is that your husband?
- 39:42Speaker 7: No?
- 39:43Speaker 8: And I'm sure he wishes it was, because that would
- 39:44Speaker 8: be a killer gig. Judy, Yeah, I nominate him to
- 39:49Speaker 8: take over for that guy when that got retired.
- 39:52Speaker 2: Here's a Saxon accentro Jax Yeah, Saxon Judy chunch.
- 40:00Speaker 6: Rich all right, see I love that. Thank you for listening,
- 40:02Speaker 6: you little drunk people in New Mexico.
- 40:06Speaker 8: Hey, guys, what's up?
- 40:07Speaker 2: I'm always hearing about Rich and this bag of Chip story,
- 40:12Speaker 2: and I would like what is the full backstory behind that.
- 40:14Speaker 1: I would love to know how this all started and
- 40:17Speaker 1: what's going on in this half?
- 40:18Speaker 3: All right, thanks?
- 40:20Speaker 8: The Chip story has more.
- 40:23Speaker 1: On the show.
- 40:29Speaker 2: Here's part of the Chip story.
- 40:30Speaker 15: You know.
- 40:30Speaker 1: I met Gladys Night when I worked in Dallas. I
- 40:33Speaker 1: worked for a station that did these concerts, and she
- 40:36Speaker 1: was doing like a little show for the radio station.
- 40:39Speaker 1: They were all hanging out in rehearsals and she walks
- 40:42Speaker 1: up to me. She say, I'm supposed to go up
- 40:44Speaker 1: and rehearse, but I ain't had one chip. Give me
- 40:47Speaker 1: a chip, give me a bag of chip. So I'm
- 40:49Speaker 1: all right, I'll go get your back of chips. So
- 40:51Speaker 1: I go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said.
- 40:53Speaker 1: She does the concert. She thanks me during the show
- 40:56Speaker 1: for a bag of chip. She's like, because this man,
- 40:57Speaker 1: I got a bag of chips. That's why I'm sicking
- 40:59Speaker 1: to that. So she was very cool. I like her
- 41:01Speaker 1: a lot. She's a cool lady.
- 41:03Speaker 2: So a couple of people over the years have sent
- 41:06Speaker 2: in their own versions of that.
- 41:07Speaker 28: You know, I met Gladys Night when I worked in Dallas.
- 41:10Speaker 28: I worked for a station that did these concerts, and
- 41:14Speaker 28: she was doing a little show for the radio station.
- 41:18Speaker 28: They were all just hanging out in rehearsals and she
- 41:20Speaker 28: walks up to me and she's like, I'm supposed to
- 41:22Speaker 28: go up and rehearse, but I had one chip, Get
- 41:26Speaker 28: me a chip, get me a bag of chips.
- 41:29Speaker 8: So I'm like, all right, I'll go get you a
- 41:31Speaker 8: bag of chicks. So I go get her a bag
- 41:33Speaker 8: of chips. Nothing said.
- 41:35Speaker 28: She does the concert, she thanks me during the show
- 41:38Speaker 28: for a back of chips.
- 41:38Speaker 11: She's like, because of this man, I got a bag
- 41:40Speaker 11: of chips.
- 41:41Speaker 8: That's why I'm so good at I con so she
- 41:42Speaker 8: was very cool.
- 41:44Speaker 10: Nice.
- 41:45Speaker 1: Did I just wake up in hell?
- 41:50Speaker 7: You know?
- 41:50Speaker 9: I met Gladys Night when I worked in Dallas.
- 41:52Speaker 12: I worked for a station that did these concerts, and
- 41:56Speaker 12: she was doing a like a like a little show
- 41:58Speaker 12: for the radio station.
- 41:59Speaker 2: They were all hanging out rehearsals and she.
- 42:01Speaker 6: Walks up to me and she's like, I was supposed
- 42:03Speaker 6: to go up and rehearse, but I ain't had one
- 42:05Speaker 6: chip getting me a.
- 42:06Speaker 2: Chip, give me a back of chip.
- 42:08Speaker 9: So I'm like, all right, I'll get you back of chicks.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Oh, I go go get her back of chip. This
- 42:12Speaker 1: is nothing said.
- 42:13Speaker 9: She does the concert.
- 42:14Speaker 1: She thanks me during the show for.
- 42:15Speaker 2: A bag of chip. She's like, because this man, I
- 42:17Speaker 2: got a bag of chips. So that's why I'm singing
- 42:18Speaker 2: to Night this. It's very cool. I like her a lot.
- 42:20Speaker 2: She's a cool lady.
- 42:24Speaker 6: I don't remember when that story was, but you were
- 42:26Speaker 6: telling me the story, and I remember looking at you.
- 42:29Speaker 6: I don't remember one point, but I was just like,
- 42:31Speaker 6: you know, could I be an email? I'm looking at
- 42:35Speaker 6: you going, you know, Rich, I'm really enjoying your podcast
- 42:37Speaker 6: right now.
- 42:38Speaker 1: Honest I still think it's a good story because if
- 42:40Speaker 1: it weren't for me, Gladys Knight would not be singing
- 42:42Speaker 1: that day. So I think she's cool.
- 42:46Speaker 21: I've got a story about the craziest reasons lots of
- 42:49Speaker 21: money called Non one one.
- 42:51Speaker 2: It's not me, but it's my mother in law.
- 42:54Speaker 15: My mother in law is seventy eight and she has
- 42:58Speaker 15: thanks book.
- 42:59Speaker 3: She was looking on her.
- 43:00Speaker 22: Facebook and she saw somebody's page.
- 43:03Speaker 12: They were in their profile.
- 43:04Speaker 15: Picture they were holding a bunch of money.
- 43:07Speaker 26: It also said that they were a full time hustler.
- 43:10Speaker 4: So my mother in law calls one one one and
- 43:14Speaker 4: says that she has found a drugs dealer own Facebook.
- 43:18Speaker 22: Non one one comes out there and.
- 43:21Speaker 10: She explains, whah, she's called on one one and they
- 43:24Speaker 10: tell her, look, lady, if you call on.
- 43:27Speaker 15: One one again, we're gonna put you in jail.
- 43:29Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, So that's how it works.
- 43:35Speaker 6: He calls it eighty eight six oh two eighty eight
- 43:38Speaker 6: nineteen thirty three, or leaves the talkback, which is the
- 43:41Speaker 6: little microphone on the free I heard radio app John
- 43:53Speaker 6: Jay and Rich who does the text text JJR whatever's
- 43:55Speaker 6: on your mind to nine six eight ninety three.
- 43:58Speaker 2: Hello Macy, what's going on?
- 44:00Speaker 23: Hey?
- 44:00Speaker 1: Guys, how's it going awesome?
- 44:03Speaker 16: I'm calling about my sinco? Well, what, I'm calling my
- 44:07Speaker 16: sinco to drink so and I had to call in
- 44:10Speaker 16: and say that I had an amazing sinco to DRINKO
- 44:14Speaker 16: because I woke up half naked this morning and I
- 44:19Speaker 16: went to walk my dog and I had over one
- 44:22Speaker 16: hundred dollars worth of taco bell left outside my front door.
- 44:27Speaker 16: I guess, I, I know, I guess I drunke and
- 44:30Speaker 16: the ordered taco bell and passed out and forgot about it,
- 44:32Speaker 16: which is a crime in itself.
- 44:34Speaker 1: But how do you would be so sad?
- 44:36Speaker 8: But I feel like I would still eat it?
- 44:39Speaker 3: And how do you need it?
- 44:40Speaker 8: It's chilly enough last.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Night, right, but that's gonna be like a grocery store
- 44:45Speaker 1: full of taco bells.
- 44:47Speaker 11: Taco bells, it was.
- 44:50Speaker 1: The door dash fee on top of it steel that's
- 44:54Speaker 1: more than one person can mow down, right, A hundred dollars.
- 44:58Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, you sound like so up for like
- 45:00Speaker 11: maybe being hungover.
- 45:01Speaker 9: I'm impracticed.
- 45:03Speaker 16: I'm hugging a Celsius on my way to work right now,
- 45:06Speaker 16: so I'm hoping that I can get through the day.
- 45:08Speaker 21: But yeah, it's gonna be rough.
- 45:10Speaker 8: I've got a rally.
- 45:11Speaker 11: I'm actually so dead, Kyle. That was so real of
- 45:14Speaker 11: you to say that you need to talk about I
- 45:16Speaker 11: do that all the time. I'm like, it's fine, right,
- 45:18Speaker 11: Like you don't know bugs for calling in it.
- 45:20Speaker 8: They probably were, but you know, I don't wanted to
- 45:23Speaker 8: go to.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Wait for it. Did you may see? Did you eat
- 45:28Speaker 1: some or no?
- 45:30Speaker 10: Oh?
- 45:30Speaker 16: I think I've had like five cheesey Gordy the crunches
- 45:33Speaker 16: like it just this morning.
- 45:35Speaker 1: I am eating ready for the day. And that's just
- 45:40Speaker 1: what the celebration of Cinco de Mayo was meant for.
- 45:45Speaker 1: Exactly how you celebrated it, Exactly how.
- 45:48Speaker 16: I celebrated it with way too much tequila and then
- 45:50Speaker 16: tacobout in the morning, drinkle.
- 45:53Speaker 1: Drinkle drunk again.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Don't worry, I got like fifty pounds.
- 45:57Speaker 1: That's what you're getting for Cinco to Mayo.
- 46:00Speaker 2: I get a fard that be single.
- 46:02Speaker 3: De mile.
- 46:04Speaker 9: Tap in and say what's up? Sure, open the free
- 46:06Speaker 9: iHeartRadio app and tap the dock back. Mike, just send John,
- 46:09Speaker 9: Jay and Rich.
- 46:10Speaker 2: A message now, So Kyle, pay what do you guys
- 46:11Speaker 2: got for entertainment?
- 46:12Speaker 8: Is justin Baldoni's lawyer is calling the settlement between him
- 46:15Speaker 8: and Blake Lively a huge win.
- 46:17Speaker 29: Justin Valdoni didn't settle the case technically, if you think
- 46:21Speaker 29: about it, Justin Valdoni won the case on summary judgment.
- 46:25Speaker 29: He was accused of sexual harassment. Those were claims that
- 46:31Speaker 29: you can not settle. That you have to go all
- 46:34Speaker 29: the way or his career is over. So you want
- 46:38Speaker 29: to talk about it, Is this a victory or not.
- 46:40Speaker 29: It's a huge victory. It was a huge victory after
- 46:43Speaker 29: the summary judgment rule it.
- 46:45Speaker 8: That was when ten of Blake's thirteen claims were actually
- 46:48Speaker 8: thrown out. And now apparently no money was exchanged, neither
- 46:52Speaker 8: one of them paid each other out, and neither one
- 46:54Speaker 8: of them admitted wrongdoing. There are a couple of legal
- 46:57Speaker 8: things that need to be tied up, but as far
- 46:59Speaker 8: as the trial, as far as all of the energy
- 47:02Speaker 8: that went into it, it's it's pretty much done. As
- 47:05Speaker 8: far as the met, Galagos were still feeling and getting
- 47:08Speaker 8: some inside scoop from the behind the scenes. A Vogue
- 47:11Speaker 8: actually shared a video of Kim Kardashian getting ready for
- 47:14Speaker 8: the met We found out that she didn't actually love
- 47:16Speaker 8: her look when she was wearing Marilyn Monroe's iconic dress
- 47:19Speaker 8: at the met a couple of years ago. I got,
- 47:22Speaker 8: like the scandal of all time.
- 47:23Speaker 30: Somebody looks fabulous with the perfect lighting and the angles,
- 47:26Speaker 30: and then you go on the carpet and the worst
- 47:29Speaker 30: lighting on the planet, and it's like she's a fraud,
- 47:32Speaker 30: Like what a catfish? She looks nothing like that, and
- 47:35Speaker 30: it's like, no, no, no, you have no clue what
- 47:38Speaker 30: you're working with. Like when I went blonde Marylyn, like,
- 47:42Speaker 30: I did not tan or anything. I did a red
- 47:45Speaker 30: carpet the day before. I looked amazing, But on the
- 47:48Speaker 30: carpet you can look orange if the carpet's red.
- 47:51Speaker 11: You know, it's just carpets are scary.
- 47:53Speaker 8: Don't you love that? Kim Kardashi and the woman who
- 47:56Speaker 8: had a sex tape leak of her says, the scandal
- 47:59Speaker 8: of the century, the scandal all scandals is looking bad
- 48:03Speaker 8: on the red carpet, right. She truly has one of
- 48:06Speaker 8: the most iconic scandals of all time.
- 48:09Speaker 7: I know.
- 48:09Speaker 8: Her sister Kylie shared a video that's absolutely hilarious and
- 48:13Speaker 8: it's giving flashbacks of when she literally glued her shoe
- 48:15Speaker 8: to her foot last year, and this time it was
- 48:18Speaker 8: because she went with the browless look at the met.
- 48:26Speaker 10: Brows.
- 48:29Speaker 1: What is this.
- 48:34Speaker 11: Horrible hair?
- 48:37Speaker 31: Horribly, it was just because she went for like that blonde,
- 48:41Speaker 31: they bleached it, and I guess when they bleached her
- 48:43Speaker 31: brows some of them fell out, so she was left
- 48:47Speaker 31: with like less volum shoes.
- 48:48Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 48:49Speaker 11: I thought it was just because she liked the like
- 48:52Speaker 11: the blonde look, and when they were taking off the
- 48:55Speaker 11: blonde color that her going back to brown was like ugly. No,
- 48:59Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, I annoyed. She actually lost her brow
- 49:01Speaker 11: hairs ruined. Well, good things. She has a good enough
- 49:05Speaker 11: makeup art, it's to make them look full.
- 49:07Speaker 7: I know.
- 49:07Speaker 8: So you guys know that famous lip reader. She's on Instagram.
- 49:10Speaker 8: She's got like one point nine million followers. Her name
- 49:12Speaker 8: is kiss Me Jackie Gee, and she does all of
- 49:14Speaker 8: like the celebrities on the Red Carpet, she lip reads them.
- 49:18Speaker 8: I cannot wait for her to lip read the fight
- 49:21Speaker 8: that was seen between Rihanna and Asap Rocky after the Met.
- 49:24Speaker 8: They're seen in a car and Rihanna looks ticked off
- 49:28Speaker 8: and asap Rocky looks like he's defending himself against something.
- 49:31Speaker 8: And there's rumors there's rumors online that he got caught
- 49:33Speaker 8: cheating with like an only Fans model or something like that,
- 49:36Speaker 8: but I don't know how accurate that is, Like I
- 49:38Speaker 8: haven't seen that confirmed anywhere, or if that's just coming
- 49:41Speaker 8: out because people are speculating what they could be arguing about.
- 49:45Speaker 8: But I'm like, they've got they've got a lot of kids,
- 49:48Speaker 8: and they could just be arguing about, like who is
- 49:50Speaker 8: gonna wake up in the morning for this late night.
- 49:53Speaker 8: I don't know, but that's why I'm like, I can't
- 49:55Speaker 8: wait for her to come forward and be like this
- 49:57Speaker 8: is what they're saying.
- 49:58Speaker 11: Ye, they're talking, they're saying s then they were just
- 50:01Speaker 11: key king on the red carpet earlier bed time.
- 50:03Speaker 8: So like did they find something out at something, did
- 50:07Speaker 8: someone come up here and be liked or like an eighth.
- 50:10Speaker 11: That Rocky give like two like long of a hug
- 50:12Speaker 11: to someone.
- 50:13Speaker 1: I said the wrong thing, pissed her off of the car. Yeah,
- 50:16Speaker 1: everybody's done that.
- 50:18Speaker 11: Or maybe he's asking her for this new or nine
- 50:20Speaker 11: album to drop and she's tired of it.
- 50:23Speaker 8: I'll drop it what I want to drop it.
- 50:26Speaker 3: Billie Eilish.
- 50:26Speaker 8: She is bringing her tour back to life. With the
- 50:28Speaker 8: three D concert films called Hit Me Hard and Soop.
- 50:30Speaker 8: The movie it drops in just a couple of days
- 50:32Speaker 8: on Friday. It's basically anyone who missed the show and
- 50:35Speaker 8: wants to relive it all over again. But we know
- 50:37Speaker 8: that Billy suffers from Tourette syndrome, and she said in
- 50:40Speaker 8: an interview that it's it's kind of something that like
- 50:43Speaker 8: people misunderstand.
- 50:44Speaker 7: I go through phases of words becoming tics. But there's
- 50:48Speaker 7: a thing called suppressing if you ever heard of it,
- 50:50Speaker 7: And you know, when I'm in an interview, I'm doing
- 50:54Speaker 7: everything in my power to suppress all of my tics constantly,
- 50:57Speaker 7: and as soon as I leave the room, I have
- 50:59Speaker 7: to let them all out with whatever. You know, no,
- 51:01Speaker 7: And also like, if you didn't see me tick today,
- 51:04Speaker 7: you're not looking at my knees which are ticking constantly
- 51:06Speaker 7: under this table. And some people don't even have the
- 51:09Speaker 7: privilege of getting to suppress them at all in any way,
- 51:12Speaker 7: and the not understanding of that is really frustrating as
- 51:16Speaker 7: a person with Tourette's.
- 51:18Speaker 8: Maaron Morris, she's a country singer, and she said she
- 51:20Speaker 8: got a text and for a second she was like huh,
- 51:23Speaker 8: and then completely blocked it because she knew it was spam.
- 51:27Speaker 23: I got this like spam text a couple of weeks ago,
- 51:30Speaker 23: and it was like, You're invited to Taylor and Travis's wedding.
- 51:33Speaker 23: And I was like, I'm blocking this because like, there's
- 51:35Speaker 23: no way they would send an invitation through like a
- 51:39Speaker 23: text like that.
- 51:40Speaker 11: I was like, how, how is this going to my number?
- 51:42Speaker 3: The actual what if?
- 51:45Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 51:45Speaker 23: What if?
- 51:45Speaker 8: I likeway I invited you?
- 51:52Speaker 1: Howld of her text him?
- 51:57Speaker 8: I think she would. Taylor soft is very classy. I'm
- 51:59Speaker 8: sure she would actually send the invitation in the mail.
- 52:01Speaker 8: So I think Mary Moore's was right. I think that
- 52:03Speaker 8: was definitely a scam. The Michael Jackson biopick has made
- 52:08Speaker 8: over four hundred and twenty four million dollars globally at
- 52:11Speaker 8: this point, but his daughter, Paris Jackson, she wants absolutely
- 52:15Speaker 8: nothing to do with it.
- 52:17Speaker 24: A big reason why I haven't said anything up until
- 52:19Speaker 24: this point is because I know a lot of you
- 52:21Speaker 24: guys are gonna be happy with it. The film panders
- 52:24Speaker 24: to a very specific section of my dad's fandem that
- 52:27Speaker 24: still lives in the fantasy, and they're gonna be happy
- 52:29Speaker 24: with it.
- 52:30Speaker 3: The thing about these biopics is there.
- 52:33Speaker 2: Is Hollywood, so this is fantasy land.
- 52:36Speaker 27: It's not.
- 52:36Speaker 24: There's a lot of inaccuracy and there's a lot of
- 52:38Speaker 24: just full blong lines. And at the end of the day,
- 52:40Speaker 24: like that doesn't really fly with me. I really like dishonesty.
- 52:43Speaker 5: I spoke up.
- 52:44Speaker 24: I wasn't heard. I just prefer honesty over like sales
- 52:49Speaker 24: and monetary games.
- 52:51Speaker 1: With all due respect to Paris Hilton and how she feels,
- 52:54Speaker 1: here's Jackson, go see it inn Imax because it's fantastic.
- 52:57Speaker 8: It's Michael Jackson's daughter.
- 52:59Speaker 3: I'm not par.
- 53:01Speaker 1: Same thing with Paris. Hop she's probably against it too.
- 53:05Speaker 8: We were just saying, with all.
- 53:08Speaker 11: All the Paris, go.
- 53:10Speaker 1: See it in Imax. I went to go see it again.
- 53:12Speaker 11: Oh did you? Did you enjoy it even more?
- 53:14Speaker 1: I enjoyed it just as much, if not more. And
- 53:17Speaker 1: I want to go see it at asy Mills at
- 53:18Speaker 1: the Big Imax.
- 53:19Speaker 23: Yeah.
- 53:20Speaker 1: And when they do Human Nature Peyton, if you don't,
- 53:23Speaker 1: if you don't cry a little bit.
- 53:25Speaker 11: I love that song.
- 53:26Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 53:26Speaker 11: What I also want to see in Imax is a
- 53:29Speaker 11: new Bachelorette season of Taylor Frankie Paul. There's a lot
- 53:32Speaker 11: of reports online that that season is actually going to
- 53:34Speaker 11: air this summer, so the tea might be hot.
- 53:38Speaker 8: This was happening, and like it's also on that Reality
- 53:41Speaker 8: Steve website, and he's usually pretty accurate with all of
- 53:44Speaker 8: his inside knowledge of all the reality shows. So but
- 53:47Speaker 8: I feel like we knew that was gonna happen once
- 53:49Speaker 8: all of the legal stuff flew.
- 53:51Speaker 11: Over and whatever. Yeah, I mean, it would be silly
- 53:54Speaker 11: to not air it. I think everyone is gonna watch
- 53:56Speaker 11: it no matter how you feel about her.
- 53:58Speaker 8: I can't wait to see it.
- 53:59Speaker 1: Do It's John Jaye Rich and we have Stephanie. Stephanie's
- 54:10Speaker 1: on the phone ready to play a game that yet
- 54:12Speaker 1: has a title. Hey, Stephanie, welcome to the show.
- 54:15Speaker 16: Good morning, Thanks, I'm excited to be here.
- 54:18Speaker 1: I'd like to ask you if you're ready, but you
- 54:19Speaker 1: don't even know what you're ready for, Nick, what are
- 54:20Speaker 1: we playing it?
- 54:22Speaker 9: You guys?
- 54:23Speaker 12: Yesterday one of the biggest movies of the summer release
- 54:25Speaker 12: their trailer, Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, And so I'm quizzing
- 54:30Speaker 12: you about animals at Odyssey Aquarium.
- 54:34Speaker 11: No lot.
- 54:37Speaker 9: There is like a thousand people in that movie.
- 54:41Speaker 12: And I've picked the top eight stars and you have
- 54:45Speaker 12: to tell me who they are. Okay, okay, all right, Uh,
- 54:48Speaker 12: it's not necessarily from the clips. Aren't from Odyssey the trailer,
- 54:54Speaker 12: so this should be really fun. Okay, we're gonna start
- 54:57Speaker 12: with rich Do you like apples?
- 55:00Speaker 3: Not a number?
- 55:01Speaker 17: How do you like their max?
- 55:04Speaker 6: It's either Ben Fleck or Matt Damon. He's top Build
- 55:08Speaker 6: in Odyssey the movie Top Bill is it?
- 55:11Speaker 1: Ben Fleck is not. It's the other one.
- 55:14Speaker 12: You had a fifty percent shot Rich an idiot. I'm
- 55:17Speaker 12: so sorry that is in fact man name man. So
- 55:21Speaker 12: uh it was a nice tribe, but no points in
- 55:24Speaker 12: round one.
- 55:26Speaker 8: Peyton say hello to my tiny Teddy, Tiny Teddy.
- 55:34Speaker 11: That's Margot Robbie.
- 55:35Speaker 9: Margot Robbie.
- 55:37Speaker 2: Okay, Mark be an idiot?
- 55:38Speaker 9: Also not in Odyssey.
- 55:41Speaker 11: I haven't seen any trailers or anything about this. I
- 55:44Speaker 11: think I'm gonna truly bomb this.
- 55:46Speaker 8: I thought that was Margo rob was like she nailed it.
- 55:48Speaker 1: Oh my, oh my, Well we were sure it's not
- 55:52Speaker 1: Margot Robbie from.
- 55:54Speaker 9: From her days on the rest of development. That was
- 55:57Speaker 9: Charlie's there.
- 55:58Speaker 8: It was, yeah, you know what, They're kind of interchangeable.
- 56:02Speaker 8: I love them both though, I love them both don't
- 56:04Speaker 8: be offended.
- 56:05Speaker 17: By that, but I do.
- 56:06Speaker 9: They're interchangeable because you love them both. Good. Okay, I
- 56:10Speaker 9: got good news.
- 56:11Speaker 5: Kyle.
- 56:11Speaker 9: It is your turn now, just in case I'm not
- 56:14Speaker 9: enough for a freak already.
- 56:19Speaker 8: Oh man, Anne Hathaway, we have our first point to
- 56:26Speaker 8: the game.
- 56:28Speaker 12: Hathaway from the Princess Diaries. She's second build in in Odyssey.
- 56:36Speaker 11: I even know she was in an algo.
- 56:38Speaker 1: She's got a lot going on lately.
- 56:39Speaker 12: All of the people in this game are in this
- 56:42Speaker 12: are in the movie. That all right, Kyle, Kyle, at
- 56:46Speaker 12: one point take a commanding lead. We move on now,
- 56:50Speaker 12: Stephanie good luck.
- 56:52Speaker 11: Stopped the BRANDTFT bicycle, couldn't find the owner, so I
- 56:54Speaker 11: just left the note.
- 56:57Speaker 9: Hopes lost Cokemonical Lady.
- 57:00Speaker 29: He was really nice and bought.
- 57:00Speaker 11: Me at zero.
- 57:04Speaker 3: Can I hear it again? Yes?
- 57:08Speaker 2: Just let just lost Pokemonical Lady.
- 57:13Speaker 9: She was really nice and bought me at zero.
- 57:17Speaker 3: Oh John John?
- 57:19Speaker 17: Is that John?
- 57:21Speaker 15: I can't even say his last name, like likeuismo John John.
- 57:26Speaker 9: That's funny.
- 57:26Speaker 12: I didn't John in this Day because I was like,
- 57:30Speaker 12: who would guess John? Like he is in the Odyssey.
- 57:34Speaker 23: So you know what?
- 57:34Speaker 9: Seventy you do get a half point. We were looking
- 57:37Speaker 9: for No, it's not him.
- 57:39Speaker 12: We are looking for anybody, anybody, anybody, Spider how about
- 57:42Speaker 12: Spider Man himself.
- 57:43Speaker 11: Tom Holland, Oh, Tom Hollands, I I haven't seen any.
- 57:50Speaker 31: In that.
- 57:52Speaker 12: I mean Tom Holland does have an accent, and that
- 57:54Speaker 12: one it's a Brooklyn accent.
- 57:56Speaker 9: Okay.
- 57:57Speaker 12: So after one round, Kyle has one point. Stephanie as
- 58:00Speaker 12: a half point. We're gonna move on.
- 58:02Speaker 1: Now.
- 58:02Speaker 9: Round two starts with Rich.
- 58:07Speaker 7: Light.
- 58:07Speaker 22: It's a sin.
- 58:08Speaker 2: It's not just a call.
- 58:10Speaker 3: It's a foreign fear.
- 58:12Speaker 2: It's a cool one.
- 58:13Speaker 1: It's Clemen Domingo because he's in everything.
- 58:15Speaker 9: Now, Coleman Domingo. Okay, Rich coming up, goose Egg in
- 58:20Speaker 9: this game today.
- 58:21Speaker 12: We're looking for anybody, anybody okay, uh close personal friend
- 58:26Speaker 12: of Peyton Whitmore.
- 58:28Speaker 9: That was Robert Pattinson.
- 58:29Speaker 11: Oh he is in that movie too.
- 58:31Speaker 9: Yeah, he is also in the Odyssey.
- 58:32Speaker 11: He actually didn't shove to my wedding, so we're beefing.
- 58:35Speaker 11: Matter of fact, he went and got a facial insaid like,
- 58:38Speaker 11: what come on.
- 58:39Speaker 12: Fine, vampire, you're literally fine? Sorry, Rich, Like I said,
- 58:43Speaker 12: no points today, Peyton, dear.
- 58:47Speaker 3: Child, I see your eyes.
- 58:51Speaker 29: You already know the truth.
- 58:53Speaker 11: Oh, oh my gosh, you already know? Can I hear
- 58:58Speaker 11: it again?
- 58:58Speaker 23: Sure?
- 59:01Speaker 8: I see your eyes, you already know the truth.
- 59:06Speaker 11: That's gonna drive me up a wall because I want
- 59:09Speaker 11: to say, like Octavia Spencer, but it's not Octavius.
- 59:12Speaker 1: Spencer's also everything.
- 59:15Speaker 9: You are right that it is not Octavier was who
- 59:18Speaker 9: is in the Help?
- 59:19Speaker 11: What's her name?
- 59:20Speaker 8: How to get Away with Murder?
- 59:21Speaker 11: That's her? What's her name? The main character?
- 59:27Speaker 9: It's not, but that's fine.
- 59:30Speaker 12: From the One Star Wars movie that that Kyle has seen,
- 59:33Speaker 12: that's Lupita Nuyango.
- 59:35Speaker 11: Oh man, Okay, that's gonna drive me crazy.
- 59:40Speaker 9: Guys. I was not expected this game to be as
- 59:42Speaker 9: hard as it is today.
- 59:45Speaker 8: To have seen anything about this.
- 59:47Speaker 12: I just I it's hard for me sometimes because I
- 59:51Speaker 12: don't know what is big in my world versus what's
- 59:54Speaker 12: big and everyone else is. Right now the trailer, I
- 59:57Speaker 12: was like, oh my god, I've been waiting months for this,
- 1:00:00Speaker 12: and apparently no one else even knew it was a movie,
- 1:00:03Speaker 12: So all right, we'll move on. Now Kyle has the lead.
- 1:00:07Speaker 12: She could double up here put the issue together.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: I'm the blue and Shorty face the blue.
- 1:00:15Speaker 12: Oh no, that's okay, not as Rocky. Also, a Rocky
- 1:00:24Speaker 12: is not in uh is not in Odyssey. We're Travis Scott.
- 1:00:30Speaker 11: A fight with Rocky and Travis Scutter also interchangeable.
- 1:00:38Speaker 12: I am playing this out, and I thought Kyle was
- 1:00:42Speaker 12: gonna be like Travis Scott is in Odyssey.
- 1:00:45Speaker 11: I was like, so ready for it.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean to your point, Travis Scott.
- 1:00:51Speaker 11: Though, Kylie Jenner started dating Timothy Shalame so her baby
- 1:00:56Speaker 11: daddy could start being in movie.
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: Okay, well, you.
- 1:01:00Speaker 21: Say the top seven actress in the movie.
- 1:01:03Speaker 9: I said the top I said who I thought the
- 1:01:05Speaker 9: top eight would be?
- 1:01:07Speaker 23: You know who?
- 1:01:07Speaker 12: You know who was the other option for Travis Scott.
- 1:01:11Speaker 12: John Luguizamo. So I with Travis Scott anyway, all right,
- 1:01:17Speaker 12: Oh my god, Stephanie, good luck. You could win right here?
- 1:01:29Speaker 16: Okay, the only singer I know and the female singer
- 1:01:31Speaker 16: is inda my close personal.
- 1:01:39Speaker 9: Victory for Stephanie. She's gonna go see the Chaboozie.
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: The boozy doozy right ago.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: I guess we will be playing where Odyssey came to us.
- 1:01:50Speaker 9: We will save it for another time.
- 1:01:54Speaker 7: It is.
- 1:01:54Speaker 12: It's a fantastic cast. That's why I thought this is
- 1:01:57Speaker 12: going to be a home run game. And it was
- 1:01:59Speaker 12: barely a single.
- 1:02:02Speaker 8: Just because we don't know things. It wasn't a great game.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: People are excited about it.
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: I'm sure, she says, Kyle's coming to three things you
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: needed to know.
- 1:02:12Speaker 8: So Apple may owe you some money. I will tell
- 1:02:15Speaker 8: you how and why next with John Jay and Rich.
- 1:02:19Speaker 11: Hey got a wake up, John Jay and Rich wake
- 1:02:24Speaker 11: you up.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: Kyle's got three things we need to know.
- 1:02:26Speaker 8: The Presidential Physical Fitness Test is officially coming back, so
- 1:02:30Speaker 8: I think mile run, sit ups, push ups, the whole
- 1:02:33Speaker 8: gym class th rowback. It was replaced back in twenty
- 1:02:37Speaker 8: thirteen with a less competitive program, but now it is
- 1:02:39Speaker 8: returning with awards for top performers as part of a
- 1:02:43Speaker 8: push for healthier kids. Officials like RFK Juniors say it's
- 1:02:46Speaker 8: about tackling rising childhood obesity and getting kids more active again.
- 1:02:52Speaker 8: So Apple, you guys, they may owe you money. I
- 1:02:54Speaker 8: don't do Apple phones or anything like that, but I
- 1:02:56Speaker 8: do have an Apple computer. And Apple just agreed to
- 1:02:59Speaker 8: a two hundred and fifty million dollars settlement overclaims it
- 1:03:03Speaker 8: hyped AI features that weren't fully ready and if you
- 1:03:06Speaker 8: bought certain devices, you could get paid rich. I feel
- 1:03:10Speaker 8: like you buy all the Apple devices, so I feel
- 1:03:11Speaker 8: like the supplies to you.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: I also buy all the AI devices.
- 1:03:14Speaker 8: Yeah, payouts are estimated around twenty five bucks a device
- 1:03:18Speaker 8: up to ninety five bucks. It's almost one hundred bucks
- 1:03:20Speaker 8: you get from them. You need proof of purchase to
- 1:03:22Speaker 8: claim it. And Apple isn't admitting wrongdoing. But yeah, they
- 1:03:25Speaker 8: are still cutting checks. So you can go to their
- 1:03:27Speaker 8: website figure out if you have one of those items.
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: Like our AI is cutting edge ish, it will.
- 1:03:34Speaker 8: Be cutting edge, but by it Now. The guy behind
- 1:03:37Speaker 8: Rumba is now creating a furry AI robot called Familiar.
- 1:03:43Speaker 8: It acts like a pet, so it follows you around.
- 1:03:46Speaker 8: It reacts emotionally. It learns your routines. It doesn't talk,
- 1:03:50Speaker 8: but it uses movements, sounds, and expressions to bond with you,
- 1:03:53Speaker 8: almost like a real animal. It's meant to fight loneliness,
- 1:03:57Speaker 8: and let's be honest, the idea of people getting emotional
- 1:03:59Speaker 8: attached feels a little black mirror, but that's just me.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: Have you seen them? Yeah, they look yeah, it's like
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: I know they're trying to make them look friendly, but
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: they look like they look like something you might see
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: in a conjuring movie.
- 1:04:13Speaker 11: Really, I feel like when you describe it like, gives
- 1:04:15Speaker 11: me Ferbie vibes, does that what?
- 1:04:17Speaker 12: It is?
- 1:04:18Speaker 11: Not real exciting.
- 1:04:18Speaker 8: It doesn't look exactly Ferby think bigger than Ferby thinks.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: Like a dog size, a medium sized, don't.
- 1:04:24Speaker 8: I don't know. Can you see that? Oh my gosh,
- 1:04:26Speaker 8: it looks like a polar bears, not a polar bear.
- 1:04:28Speaker 8: And it's like it's like a dog sized polar polar bear. Okay,
- 1:04:34Speaker 8: So I mean, but if that's your thing and you
- 1:04:36Speaker 8: feel like things is like if you don't have time
- 1:04:39Speaker 8: to actually take care of a pet, I feel like
- 1:04:41Speaker 8: one of these you can maybe like power down if
- 1:04:42Speaker 8: you're going out of town instead of having to get
- 1:04:44Speaker 8: away surf for it, just turn it off.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: It's so weird.
- 1:04:48Speaker 8: I know the robots are here, people, they're taking over.
- 1:04:51Speaker 8: And that is three things you need to know, all right.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: Kennedy Kennedy is our lucky contestant today for a minute,
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: and when it Kennedy, are you ready? And maybe not?
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: Kennedy Kennedy is not ready.
- 1:05:04Speaker 8: Ken ken we don't have Kennedy.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: Take us off.
- 1:05:06Speaker 8: Mutes Kennedy.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not ready, You're not ready.
- 1:05:12Speaker 11: Adults were trying to make your rich. Want to get
- 1:05:15Speaker 11: two thousand dollars.
- 1:05:16Speaker 8: Kennedy, No, Kenny, Kenny's no, I know, Kenny's not here.
- 1:05:21Speaker 8: I don't know, and he can't hear us. Be the
- 1:05:23Speaker 8: first time we had phone problems.
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: No, let me try it.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: Oh no, Kennedy, are you there?
- 1:05:34Speaker 8: Nope?
- 1:05:35Speaker 17: No.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: Well, then the window for a minute to win it
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: is open.
- 1:05:38Speaker 8: Oh my gosh. All this is great because if you
- 1:05:41Speaker 8: want to win a thousand dollars a minute to win it,
- 1:05:43Speaker 8: you can call us right now. It's seven seven, nine
- 1:05:45Speaker 8: through seven one oh for seven.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: Okay, let's try Christy. Christy, Now this has got to
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: be your day. Because Kennedy wasn't ready and you're ready.
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: That means you could possibly win a thousand dollars.
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: Shall we.
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: Are you not there either?
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: Christ We like? Is it is it not our fault?
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: No, it's it's it's all there when it.
- 1:06:07Speaker 15: Comes Nicknami, Yes, I'm Christy.
- 1:06:14Speaker 11: It may be meant to be.
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, sixty seconds on the clock. Let's
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: lock it in. Christy, you get all ten questions right,
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: and you win. This singer is married to Haley Baldwin,
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: and it has a hit song called Yukon Justin Bieber.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: Hedwig is the name of what famous movie wizards owl.
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: Uh, Harry Potter.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: What car company makes the Civic and the Accord Honda.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: What fast food chain has an item named the whopper.
- 1:06:51Speaker 5: Bergie?
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: What fruit, when dried makes a prune.
- 1:06:57Speaker 18: Fun?
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: What trophy is awarded to the play off winner in
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: the n h L Kelly Jasmine is the princess in
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: this Disney movie?
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: Oh my God, my heart, it is Aladdin.
- 1:07:23Speaker 11: Mulan is in Mulan rushing it too.
- 1:07:31Speaker 19: I know how many did I get?
- 1:07:33Speaker 11: Oh yeah, that would have been that. It would have
- 1:07:35Speaker 11: been seven. You did so good.
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: I can hear you getting nervous as we went a
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: little further.
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: Hearts like racing.
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: I was like, but you did awesome. Up until then,
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: we've already run out of time again. Okay, that's all
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: the time we have for today.
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: We lu de lu de la bun. Now the time
- 1:08:00Speaker 3: has come.
- 1:08:01Speaker 9: See you to go, and we'll see what happens tomorrow.
- 1:08:05Speaker 8: After all, tomorrow is another day.
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: Tomorrow, I'd be in heaven still doing this show.
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: See it some other time.