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Lightning Round: French Pastries, Emperor Face-Offs & Metro Showdowns | Fast Five Shorts · Omni Talk Retail

• 0:00
  Let's
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  go
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  to
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  the
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  lightning
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  round.
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  This
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  is
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  a
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  French
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  edition.
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  French
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  edition.
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  Okay.
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  Croissant.
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  Bonjour,
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  mon
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  ami.
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  Bonjour.
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  Croissant
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  or
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  pain
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  au
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  chocolat.
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  Ooh.
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  Oh,
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  pan.
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  I
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  go
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  with
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  the
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  pain.
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  A
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  chocolat.
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  I
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  know
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  for
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  sure.
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  Which
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  I
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  brought
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  you.
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  Yeah.
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  Which
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  you
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  brought
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  me,
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  you
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  can
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  have.
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  You
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  can
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  have
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  right
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  after
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  this
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  episode.
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  I
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  do
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  so
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  well.
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  All
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  right,
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  and
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  next
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  one.
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  Langoustines
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  or
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  escargot?
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  For
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  sure.
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  Escargot.
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  No
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  way.
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  Oh,
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  a
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  thousand
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  times,
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  no
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  way.
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  The
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  salty
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  sea
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  versus
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  the
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  dirt
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  of
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  the
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  earth.
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  I
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  think
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  langoustines
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  and
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  lobster
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  are
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  very
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  overrated.
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  Oh,
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  no,
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  not
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  if
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  you
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  have
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  a
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  good
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  one.
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  The
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  best.
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  The
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  variability
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  may
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  be
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  higher.
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  Well,
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  I
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  don't
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  know.
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  I've
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  had
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  some
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  bad
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  snails
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  too,
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  but,
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  like,
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  the
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  best
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  lobster
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  is
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  freaking
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  amazing.
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  Oh.
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  See?
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  I
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  mean,
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  it's
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  okay.
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  But
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  I
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  think
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  escargot
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  is,
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  like,
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  such
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  a
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  unique.
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  If
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  given
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  your
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  choice,
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  I
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  think
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  somebody
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  could
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  slip,
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  like,
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  a
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  shrimp
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  in
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  there
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  or
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  something,
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  and
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  you
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  would
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  not
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  be
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  able
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  to
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  notice.
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  Okay.
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  Bonafide
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  legacy.
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  No,
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  but
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  not
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  a
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  shrimp.
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  But
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  okay.
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  Okay.
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  I'm
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  just
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  saying,
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  like,
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  I
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  think
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  that
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  you
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  could.
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  You
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  could
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  be
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  told,
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  that's
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  a
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  langoustine,
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  and
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  be
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  like,
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  yeah,
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  this
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  is
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  good.
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  It's
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  just
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  a
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  big
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  prawn.
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  Yeah,
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  yeah,
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  Right.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  Paris
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  Metro
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  or
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  London
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  Tube?
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  Oh,
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  God.
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  You
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  know
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  the
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  answer
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  to
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  that.
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  London
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  tube.
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  100%.
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  For
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  so
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  many
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  reasons.
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  Because
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  it's
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  also
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  the
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  greatest.
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  Greatest
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  example
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  of
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  user
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  experience
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  design
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  in
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  the
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  history
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  of
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  the
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  world,
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  because
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  the
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  map
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  is
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  not
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  actually
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  drawn
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  to
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  where
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  the
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  actual
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  tube
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  stops
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  are,
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  which
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  I
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  just
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  find
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  fascinating.
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  That's
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  why
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  it
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  was
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  on
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  the
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  back
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  of
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  the
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  Fast5
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  podcast
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  for
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  so
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  long
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  in
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  the
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  background
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  of
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  our
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  videos.
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  I
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  was
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  at
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  dinner
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  last
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  night,
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  and
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  there
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  was
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  a
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  Frenchman
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  who
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  said
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  the
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  difference
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  between
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  the
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  London
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  Tube
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  and
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  the
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  Paris
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  Metro
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  is
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  that
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  if
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  you
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  bump
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  into
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  somebody
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  on
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  the
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  London
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  tube,
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  both
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  people
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  will
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  apologize.
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  And
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  if
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  you
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  bump
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  into.
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  If
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  I
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  bump
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  into
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  you
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  on
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  the
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  French
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  Metro
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  train,
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  I
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  would
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  be
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  mad
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  at
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  you
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  for
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  being
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  too
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  close
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  to
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  me.
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  So
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  that's
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  simply
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  the
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  difference
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  between
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  these
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  two
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  modes
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  of
• 1:55
  transport.
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  Now,
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  I
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  will
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  say
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  I
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  haven't
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  ridden
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  the
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  French
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  Metro
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  as
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  often
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  as
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  the
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  London
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  tube
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  either,
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  so
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  I
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  got
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  to
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  give
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  it
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  more
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  of
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  a
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  try.
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  But.
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  All
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  right,
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  and
• 2:01
  last
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  one.
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  This
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  one's
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  a
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  good
• 2:03
  one.
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  Yes.
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  Napoleon
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  or
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  Genghis
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  Khan?
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  Favorite
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  emperor.
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  I
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  picked
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  Genghis
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  Khan.
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  I
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  like
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  that
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  song
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  more.
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  The
• 2:11
  Mike
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  Snow
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  song,
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  you
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  know,
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  Like,
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  I
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  get
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  a
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  little
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  bit
• 2:13
  Genghis
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  Khan.
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  You'll
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  recognize
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  it.
• 2:15
  I'll
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  play
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  it
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  for
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  you
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  later.
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  Yes,
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  That's.
• 2:17
  That's.
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  You're
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  going
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  Genghis,
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  huh?
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  I'm
• 2:19
  just
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  going
• 2:19
  Genghis
• 2:19
  Khan
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  because
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  I
• 2:20
  have
• 2:20
  no.
• 2:20
  I
• 2:21
  don't
• 2:21
  have
• 2:21
  enough
• 2:22
  historical
• 2:22
  knowledge
• 2:22
  on
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  both
• 2:23
  of
• 2:23
  their
• 2:23
  reigns
• 2:24
  to
• 2:25
  properly.
• 2:26
  I
• 2:26
  just
• 2:26
  read
• 2:26
  War
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  and
• 2:27
  Peace,
• 2:27
  so
• 2:27
  I
• 2:27
  was
• 2:28
  like,
• 2:28
  it's
• 2:28
  all
• 2:28
  about
• 2:28
  Napoleon,
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  so.
• 2:29
  Okay,
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  so
• 2:30
  you're
• 2:30
  picking
• 2:30
  Napoleon?
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  I
• 2:31
  think
• 2:31
  I'd
• 2:31
  pick
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  Napoleon.
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  Plus,
• 2:33
  he's
• 2:33
  got,
• 2:33
  like,
• 2:33
  you
• 2:33
  know,
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  like,
• 2:34
  food
• 2:34
  named
• 2:35
  after
• 2:35
  him.
• 2:35
  What
• 2:35
  about
• 2:36
  Genghis
• 2:36
  Khan?
• 2:36
  Like,
• 2:37
  why
• 2:37
  would.
• 2:37
  Why
• 2:37
  wouldn't
• 2:38
  you
• 2:38
  pick
• 2:38
  Genghis
• 2:38
  Khan?
• 2:39
  I
• 2:39
  don't
• 2:39
  know.
• 2:39
  I
• 2:39
  mean,
• 2:39
  just
• 2:40
  probably
• 2:40
  because
• 2:40
  he
• 2:40
  doesn't
• 2:40
  have
• 2:40
  any
• 2:41
  food
• 2:41
  named
• 2:41
  after
• 2:41
  him
• 2:41
  that
• 2:41
  I
• 2:42
  can
• 2:42
  think
• 2:42
  of.
• 2:42
  So
• 2:43
  songs
• 2:43
  and
• 2:43
  food.
• 2:44
  This
• 2:44
  is
• 2:44
  how
• 2:44
  we're
• 2:45
  about,
• 2:46
  right?
• 2:46
  For
• 2:46
  our
• 2:46
  personalities.