Latest / An ASMR Practice / Squandered. 🙄nce m🌒re. And a book recommendation 🐝

Transcript

Squandered. 🙄nce m🌒re. And a book recommendation 🐝 · An ASMR Practice

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: They squandered me again, guys.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Like, this is bullshit. This is literally bullshit. Allegedly, there's
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: a hurricane coming. At this point, the freaking hurricane can
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: have me.
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: Whatever. They took my assets again. They keep doing this.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: They keep taking my intellectual assets.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: This is what happens when you're like, when you know
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: too much.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: You go to college and you learn a bunch of
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: stuff and then they seize your freaking assets.
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: And then it would appear I'm no longer allowed in
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: the house. So maybe I'm supposed to not talk anymore.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: it doesn't freaking matter god forbid i have a political
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: opinion god forbid.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: God forbid i like doubt the weather app which lies
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: all the time i doubted the weather app and then i.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: Clicked on it it said know this to save your
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: life i clicked on it i don't care i didn't
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: care enough to wait for it to load i'm gonna
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: be honest.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know. The hurricane can have me.
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: I think it's going to be okay. Has anybody ever
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: heard of the concept of faith? Of just believing it's
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: going to be okay? I mean, worst case scenario, what?
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: I drown?
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh my god.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: Oh boy.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: And you're not gonna believe the freaking name of this hurricane. Allegedly. Okay.
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna pronounce it because fuck y'all. Y'all
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: are pissing me off. It's like.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: An expanded version of like My ex-friend's ex-fucking-what-do-you-call-this.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: What do you call this? Situationship? Baby daddy gone wrong?
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: Baby daddy.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: The baby asset was seized by a medical professional.
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: It wasn't me.
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: It wasn't me.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: They don't let us do this shit in Arkansas. I
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: don't know what they're up to in New Orleans or Louisiana.
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: I imagine they don't let you do this shit here either.
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: Whatever. Whatever.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: The hurricane's baby daddy assets were seized.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: Yet again.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: Allegedly, also. I just believed the story I was told.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: This is what I've been doing my whole life. People
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: tell me stories, I'm like, oh, wow. How nice. I
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: believed it. Now, I'm not so sure.
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, I.
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: Was to freaking say, I was literally to freaking say.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: I got a yogurt protein bar here. It's quite good.
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: I want another coffee. I don't know. I fucking love coffee.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: It's extra nice, like.
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: With the fancy French press. And with the fancy... Cream.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Slash milk. And I did mine today. Vermont style.
• 5:06
  Speaker 3: So.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: Sweetened with maple syrup and just a little bit of honey. Okay?
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: Extra good. Extra good.
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: I think I gotta stop doing the sweetened though. Because
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: part of me is like, I don't want to drink
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: my calories. But then part of me is like, I
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: could probably get away with like chewing less if I
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: put real sugar in my drinks. Like maple syrup and honey.
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: I have so many honeys. So many honeys. I'm a
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: honey collector. Seriously. I wish I was a beekeeper. I
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: don't know that I do though.
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: The thing I don't like about beekeeping, which I've never
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: done it, but the thing I don't imagine I'd like
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: about it is that you have to wear like a spacesuit.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: Like if they could make like a diva core kind
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: of like gown sort of spacesuit, that could be maybe cool.
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: Or like a futuristic kind of techno. Like, because it's
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: like a net. If it wasn't a net and it
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: was more like a... If.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: It was more swaggy... Maybe I could be a beekeeper.
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: But I also just feel like, does anybody even make
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: money doing that? That seems like something you do just
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: for the low of the game. And like, maybe if
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: you're lucky, you're going to have enough to survive.
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: Maybe. I hope they're surviving.
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: I really do.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: I'll pray for it. I'll pray for it. I'm going
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: to pray for it very soon. Shout out beekeepers.
• 6:49
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: Shout out my favorite book of all time. The Secret
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: Life of Bees. I couldn't even tell you who it's by, unfortunately.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: Let me look it up. I should know. Sue Monk Kid.
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: Sue Monk Kid.
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: Roy.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: Roy, what the fuck? I'm scared. Sue Monkett. What are
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: the freaking odds of that? I'm over it. I'm over it,
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: you guys. I gotta go. I literally gotta go. That's
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: all I have.
• 7:47
  Speaker 3: Bye.