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Were Fake Shoes the Best Souvenir From Korea? · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, this is April from Myasauro and you're watching CMS TV.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's Fight right here on your classic metal show with Into the Pit for George from Sydney.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just before that,
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  SPEAKER_01: we heard Tony Iommi with Yorn with World Alone for the North Carolina Metal God.
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  SPEAKER_01: Motorhead in there with Teach You How to Sing the Blues for John Phillips.
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  SPEAKER_01: Brand new Saxon in there with Gods of Thunder for Scarfoot.
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  SPEAKER_01: And kicking off that block, I heard Iron Maiden with the Red and the black.
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  SPEAKER_01: So a block of British metal.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: So there you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: All of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: All of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Good British metal.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: My nephew, Joel, texts me.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was listening to the first segment,
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  SPEAKER_01: and you had mentioned the fact that there was a rash of people stealing shoes
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  SPEAKER_01: and things.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he said that he had a, what did he say here?
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  SPEAKER_01: He says he had some Reebok pumps.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And they got stolen.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: That was the dumbest concept of all time, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Pump it up like it did anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: You just made your fucking shoes tighter.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you just made the landing a little softer.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did it, though?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I never owned any, but I remember it had that little button on the heel and pump it up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I had a pair.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was a shoe guy for a while.
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  SPEAKER_02: I really was.
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  SPEAKER_02: I hate to admit that I was because that's such a fucking fruity thing to be,
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  SPEAKER_02: but I was definitely a shoe guy for a while.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's Chris Marcos.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dude, let me just tell you,
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  SPEAKER_02: in Korea especially, they had all the knockoffs, but they were good knockoffs.
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  SPEAKER_02: So it was like a rebork instead of a Reebok, you know, or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: I bought and sent home, no lie, 200 pairs of shoes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because they were so cheap.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I've owned 200 pairs of shoes in my entire life.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dude, they were like $3 a pair.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I would send them home and they were shit.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, but I sent them to everybody I knew, you know, because everybody I knew.
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  SPEAKER_02: None of my friends could afford Air Jordans or whatever,
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  SPEAKER_02: but I sent them some Air Jorgans or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: Air Jorgans?
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, or Trolex watches and stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: That was another thing I sent a bunch home of was fake Rolexes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: But it was because you could buy them down in the Ville for $3 to $5.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you'd go into a shoe store and you'd find something that just looked cool
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  SPEAKER_02: and it said Nike on the side.
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  SPEAKER_02: You didn't care if it was Nike or not.
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  SPEAKER_01: You knew it wasn't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, of course.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you just bought them.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I bought them for all my friends.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then once I had been there about a year,
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  SPEAKER_02: I was like, well,
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  SPEAKER_02: I better send some home for myself because there was actually a rumor
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  SPEAKER_02: that went around that when you change stations,
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  SPEAKER_02: they call it ETS, when you ETS that you couldn't...
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  SPEAKER_02: You couldn't take more than X number of pairs of shoes.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I started mailing them home.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I remember when I got home the first time,
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  SPEAKER_02: like I went home before I went to Arizona and my mom had a closet
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  SPEAKER_02: that was just filled to the top of the closet with boxes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And all of the boxes were shoes, track suits, and tuxedos.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like I had bought three or four tuxedos.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because you can get them tailor-made and whatever for like $25 or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: So one of these weeks, maybe even in the next segment, I'll go get my tuxedo.
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  SPEAKER_02: I had the white Steve Perry tux jacket.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: But of course I wore it all the time.
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  SPEAKER_02: I didn't just keep it as a tuxedo.
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  SPEAKER_02: I wore it when I was out in the middle or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, you just wore it as part of your attire.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I had all my friends sign it and it has blood stains all over it from when I was fighting.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like both, I'll get it next segment.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll get that jacket and bring it in here and show you.
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  SPEAKER_02: But literally like the cuffs are covered with blood from me fighting all the
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  SPEAKER_01: goddamn time.
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  SPEAKER_01: You fought in your jacket?
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  SPEAKER_01: Fuck yeah, I didn't care.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was surprised you didn't rip it.
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  SPEAKER_01: It fit, it was custom.
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  SPEAKER_02: Fit me nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: But even if you're moving quickly, you rip out the seam around the shoulder or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's good craftsmanship, man.
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  SPEAKER_01: Apparently so.
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  SPEAKER_01: Could withstand a fight or three.
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  SPEAKER_01: You could get into a fist of cuffs and not spoil the suit.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: But it's like my favorite of all my Korea stuff,
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  SPEAKER_02: it's my favorite thing that I actually brought back with me just because All
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  SPEAKER_02: of my friends,
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  SPEAKER_02: you know, at some point I was like, I don't want to forget any of these people.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I had them signing it on with black, you know, black marker.
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  SPEAKER_02: So it's from top to bottom, it's signed with, you know, bullshit.
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  SPEAKER_02: A lot of it is like you're a fucking dick or whatever, but who cares?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's my favorite collectible of anything that I have.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're like a walking stuffed animal.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, pretty much.
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  SPEAKER_01: Remember that was a thing too, where some people sign your stuffed animal.
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  SPEAKER_02: Your stuffed animal.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I remember that too.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was never that gay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, that's a chick thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was a chick thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was a girl thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was two steps before Beanie Baby collection.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, or signing your cast.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I never got to signing your cast.
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  SPEAKER_02: I never wanted anybody to sign my cast.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've never broke a bone, so I've never had a cast.
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  SPEAKER_02: I've had casts on both hands or both wrists.
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  SPEAKER_02: I broke this hand and this wrist.
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  SPEAKER_02: And the worst part is when everybody goes to sign it, what's the first thing they do?
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  SPEAKER_02: They grab it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like they grab it to pull it toward them and it fucking hurts.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like, why are you grabbing that shit?
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  SPEAKER_02: You want to sign it?
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  SPEAKER_02: Sign it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then I started to, you know, well, I honestly haven't had a cast in forever.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now I get those.
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  SPEAKER_02: Even when I did break, I broke this hand about five years ago.
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  SPEAKER_02: And when I broke it, I didn't even, they wanted to cast it.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, just give me the fucking, you know, the strap one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I wore the strap one around for a while and it healed.
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  SPEAKER_01: You wore a strap on.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, I wore that too.
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  SPEAKER_02: A small dick, man.
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  SPEAKER_02: I needed a strap on.
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  SPEAKER_02: So funny.
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  SPEAKER_02: Fuego, Chris is the gayest straight person I've ever got.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's true.
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  SPEAKER_02: I did a lot of faggy things.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not going to lie.
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  SPEAKER_02: Look, most people wouldn't admit to it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just don't care.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is what it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, but you had an agenda with your reason you did things.
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  SPEAKER_01: You didn't do it out of sincerity because you were truly interested in a lot of the things.
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  SPEAKER_01: You did it just for the... Chicks?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just for the...
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  SPEAKER_01: The impetus behind it was just trying to appeal to the girls.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that's so true.
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  SPEAKER_02: All the music, a lot of that music.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's a reason that I know every song from Adamant and the Romantics
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  SPEAKER_02: and Corey Hart and Pick Your Favorite Fruity Band from the 80s.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it was because the girls liked that stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, I'm 16 years old.
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  SPEAKER_02: You get a girl in your car,
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  SPEAKER_02: 90% of those girls in 1985 did not want to hear Van Halen or Motley Crue
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  SPEAKER_02: or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: They wanted to hear Purple Rain.
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  SPEAKER_02: They wanted to hear, you know, I'm walking on sunshine.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's what they wanted to hear.
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  SPEAKER_01: Katrina and the waves.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I would have all that stuff in my car just for that purpose.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, no bones about it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not even embarrassed about it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Got me a lot of blowjobs in that car by knowing fucking Never Surrender by Corey Hart.
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  SPEAKER_02: And singing it, just being in the car going, just a little more time before.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, the girl's like, oh, I love that you love that song.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, I sure do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Boy in a box.
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  SPEAKER_02: He was lousy.
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  SPEAKER_02: I saw him in concert.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it was him in the romantics, actually, down at Music Hall.
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  SPEAKER_02: What I like about you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Romantics.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold me tight.
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  SPEAKER_02: I hear the secrets that you keep.
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  SPEAKER_02: When you're talking in your sleep.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: They sucked.
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  SPEAKER_02: They were bad.
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  SPEAKER_02: Adam Ant was bad, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know a lot of people liked Adam Ant.
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  SPEAKER_02: I hated Adam Ant.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, that whole.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Goodie two, goodie two, goodie, goodie
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  SPEAKER_02: two shoes.
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  SPEAKER_02: God.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_02: That's right, Reg.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_02: How fast did those guys come?
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_02: Pretty darn fast, man.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_02: I used to be a black man until that cum fucking stained my face.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_02: Bet you didn't know that.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: Cut that for a clip, whoever.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's too good.
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