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- 0:38something we have to begrudgingly accept.
- 0:40Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
- 0:44Now broadcasting from the Right to Offend media studios in sunny
- 0:49South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics, current
- 0:53events, art and pop culture. This is the Whitfield Report
- 0:57live with Sam Whitfield. But giving offense is good.
- 1:03In fact, it's essential. Giving offense is essential,
- 1:13ladies and gentlemen, and I have a feeling I'm going to piss off
- 1:18at least a few audience members. I know I'm going to piss I I
- 1:25know I'm going to piss a few of you off, so welcome.
- 1:28To the show. I'm going to piss you.
- 1:30What a what a legendary entertainer.
- 1:33Sam Whitfield, ladies and gentlemen.
- 1:36Well, Max, to that Ed, I might as well, you know, kind.
- 1:40Of jump starting to sound more like me and that.
- 1:43Well, I might as well jump into the deep end with that because,
- 1:48you know, you and I have both received some rather unfavorable
- 1:56feedback and there there are some folks on the show who to
- 2:00put a nicely my coast dear Mr. Max sand is not their flavor.
- 2:07It's. Understandable, I'm kind of an
- 2:09asshole. Well, to be fair Box, you are a
- 2:13basshole. Well, yeah, I mean, that's the
- 2:16thing as I'm not just like, and not even a Boston guy, you know,
- 2:21I'm kind of more of a Peter Griffin style guy if anything.
- 2:25I just don't have the, I got the the Frasier accent combined with
- 2:29the like Peter Griffin mentality.
- 2:34I'm not far from where Quahog would be in reality if it was a
- 2:37place. You you do also have the Frasier
- 2:41IQ. You just don't dress like a I'm
- 2:45the one who dresses like the preppy psycho psychologist type,
- 2:51although, and neither of us are uptight or possibly closet, you
- 2:56know, homosexuals. No, no, I'm not sure about that.
- 3:01Never been a Nazi in my lap. You know, there's a lot of those
- 3:05closet homosexuals around these days.
- 3:08But not yeah. Yes, yes, So it it all
- 3:12seriousness. I I know Max did an introduction
- 3:15to, you know, himself and kind of his background two weeks ago,
- 3:22but I wanted to kind of answer the.
- 3:25Short version Sam fighting and talking shit with my background.
- 3:29Yes. Pretty much and and media.
- 3:33Yes. And so essentially ladies and
- 3:36gentlemen, I kind of wanted to address why I invited Max to
- 3:40become my Co host. What was it 3 years ago now?
- 3:49I yeah, yeah, probably be more than that.
- 3:52And honestly, it's it's for. Those you know what's funny
- 3:55about that? You asked that question.
- 3:57I don't mean to interrupt, but I was trying to figure that out
- 4:00myself 'cause I know it's right around three years, but I hadn't
- 4:03thought about it. And it was what, like a month
- 4:07before you got banned on YouTube?
- 4:08So yeah, three years plus a couple months.
- 4:12Yeah. Didn't feel like it'd been that
- 4:15long to be honest. And I and then I'm looking at it
- 4:19and I've actually been here longer than most of your other
- 4:22Co host. Yes.
- 4:24That's crazy that the YouTube audience, I'd be a complete wild
- 4:29card to them and and I hey, totally get that.
- 4:32We just sprung back on ya, huh? Yes, and I and I sprung back.
- 4:36To be fair, I sprung back on them too.
- 4:39But to be fair, Max, you said that fighting and shit talking
- 4:44is kind of your your background. And also you mentioned that
- 4:49you've been my three longest, you know, you've been my longest
- 4:53Co host you and more both. And honestly, folks, the fact
- 4:58that Max is a shit talker and you know, kind of a fighter.
- 5:04That is why I brought him on as my coast, because honestly, I've
- 5:10had other coast who I respect and who have done great work.
- 5:17But doing this type of political commentary, it can be really, it
- 5:25can be really jarring and really.
- 5:30This year is a great example, right?
- 5:33Never did we think that a guy that we all knew of and saw as a
- 5:37meme, Charlie Kirk, would be horribly struck down in such a
- 5:41way. Kind of changes the nature of
- 5:45what we're doing here, you know, in some ways and.
- 5:48Yeah. Makes it feel more of a
- 5:50responsibility sometimes. And also like to, to be honest,
- 5:56and I'm not, I'm not saying anything against anyone who
- 6:01wanted to take this, this approach, but there are a lot of
- 6:04people who I don't know, have decided to sell out in order to
- 6:13kind of progress and you know, media and I don't.
- 6:16Know there's a lot of ways to sell out and some are better or
- 6:20worse than others, but yeah. And I'm kind of, I'm a little
- 6:24too stubborn to to do that. And so when Max and I.
- 6:30I've been hit in the head too many times to do.
- 6:36Well, then, and so that I think that kind of worked out because
- 6:41I, I told Max, Hey, I'd love to, you know, make RTO me to go big,
- 6:47but that's not really my top priority.
- 6:50And he was like, great. That's not my top.
- 6:53That's really not my top priority either.
- 6:55So in a weird way, he is kind of my, my, my, I don't want to say
- 7:02you're my mirror, but in a way you kind of are.
- 7:05I don't know Alice to really describe it.
- 7:09So we both. Kind of only mirrors angled up a
- 7:12little bit because he's a little kind of tall, yeah.
- 7:15Well, it's angled up a lot because he's in a chair too.
- 7:18That too, but I have to say it. It's it's probably not fair if
- 7:22I'm to stand next to one of you guys to keep for somebody to
- 7:26judge that situation because I'm clearly going to have over a
- 7:29foot and 1/2 on you. Probably.
- 7:32Yeah, but standing up? Not probably, you know, more
- 7:36like. I don't, I don't know, I'm kind
- 7:39of a short shit, so probably even still for me.
- 7:43Yeah. But it's, it's going to be more
- 7:44like a foot rather than a foot and 1/2, right?
- 7:47Yeah. So, you know, like to put it to
- 7:52put it. No, I am of more than a foot
- 7:54taller than my wife. Yeah, you're I you're a, you're
- 8:01a tall, you're a tall dude. So is so.
- 8:05Is you are a literal giant Max so.
- 8:07Well, so is. So is Glenn Beck though, who I
- 8:11who I actually reached out to just before the show now.
- 8:16That's a great picture of you and him as well.
- 8:18Like it's, it's really cool. It's like the young fresh faced
- 8:26Sam looking bright eyed and the world is as now we see him
- 8:31today. He's kind of battle hardened.
- 8:33He's a little snarkier. Crotchety ass, old man.
- 8:38You know he writes these violent ass stories that y'all should
- 8:42read 'cause they're awesome, yes?
- 8:47But yeah, I mean, no. I don't think we bring that up
- 8:50enough. Is like, that's one of the
- 8:51coolest things is like you say, I'm like a mirror in in the
- 8:56mirror is, is that we're both been at this kind of thing long
- 9:00enough to know what we like to do.
- 9:03Yes. And when we find what we like to
- 9:05do, it doesn't matter so much if everybody loves us for it.
- 9:11It matters if we're enjoying it. And it just so happens that you
- 9:15found that with writing over the past couple years, and it's
- 9:18clear you enjoy it because you've put out.
- 9:22A lot of. Work in a short period of time
- 9:26without you know, except for these people that they'll you
- 9:29know, the the people that like AIA whole book or something they
- 9:34can do fast. But other than that, you're
- 9:36about the fastest writer I've seen in a long time 'cause you
- 9:40just seem to take to it like a fish to water.
- 9:44Well, I've been, well, I've been writing, you know, I've been
- 9:49writing stories since I was a, a kid.
- 9:51So it's been a long time thing. I, I guess now though, I, I'm
- 9:55like, I'm in a position where I can actually kind of do it full
- 10:00time because one of the things I, and I've talked at this too,
- 10:06AI kind of did unfortunately disrupt.
- 10:12You know, I, I hear all these zoomers talking like, oh, AI
- 10:16took my, you know, AI took my prospects for college and my
- 10:20job. So there's no, you know, there's
- 10:24no point. So I'm going to become a doomer
- 10:25and fog and fall a gay guy and we're going to destroy America.
- 10:31But no, no, putting all that aside, I too haven't, you know,
- 10:35haven't kind of screwed over by the changing job market in
- 10:38COVID, in COVID zoomers. But instead of joining a gay
- 10:43cult, I started a cult of my own.
- 10:47It's called Sam Savages and that's the show, but it's also
- 10:53my my book audience too. And my lightest book Blood ties
- 10:59volume to. It's not real political like the
- 11:01Shadows of Deception books, but it's just a fun crime anthology.
- 11:09Even even more likes this decide all of the Italian stereotypes
- 11:15in this. Well, that's why he likes he
- 11:17feels. It that's why more likes it.
- 11:20Give me all the fucking Italian stereotypes you can, Sam.
- 11:23Yeah. Hey, we don't pretend here that
- 11:26stereotypes aren't based in reality because.
- 11:29Facts. Well, well, we, we, we, we know
- 11:32that. We know that more of this is the
- 11:34Upstate, you know, the dawn of, of, of upstate, you know, New
- 11:40York. I mean, who better than the
- 11:45unimposing nice Catholic boy in a wheelchair to be the
- 11:49mastermind, obviously. Yeah.
- 11:52Nobody would suspect him now, Sam.
- 11:55Now you drew suspicion. Now we're fucked.
- 11:58We're we're going to get the Anne haste treatment.
- 12:02It's over, man. Yeah, but in all seriousness.
- 12:09Now I've got to go cover, cover and hide some bodies.
- 12:12See, I'm God damn it. Well.
- 12:15There's going to be a horse head in your bed for sure now.
- 12:18Well. See me?
- 12:20I don't believe the Mafia exists, so he can't be in charge
- 12:24of it. But you, I don't know.
- 12:25You know I disavow. Well, you know, you're you're in
- 12:31over, you're over near Providence.
- 12:34You know, Max, that's. Right.
- 12:35And I was an active member of the Buddy CNC Free Buddy
- 12:42campaign, as well as when he ran again for mayor, I was on the So
- 12:46I'm good. Yeah, Speaking of podcast or
- 12:50there wasn't. That Uncle Jimmy has you
- 12:52covered, so. Speaking of podcast.
- 12:54More, they got him. Speaking of podcast more though,
- 12:58there was there was an entire show called Crime Town that was
- 13:04all about Buddy Sansi and they tried to make him look bad, but
- 13:12I don't know. So.
- 13:15He doesn't look bad. He cleaned that city up and now
- 13:18it's shit again. I know well that's The thing is
- 13:21they tried to make him look bad but they actually but they
- 13:25actually ended up doing the reverse where they made them
- 13:27seem like super based. Yeah.
- 13:32Like he? Yeah.
- 13:33Like, I don't know, the way I look at this, Sam is I'm a
- 13:37practical guy. And if the city is corrupt and
- 13:42the the organized crime of some variety has a hand in all kinds
- 13:46of legal enterprises and you have to interact with them, the
- 13:52best thing to do is to make them in order to continue operating
- 13:58without disruption, make sure they make the community a better
- 14:01place. And they'll do it if you leave
- 14:05their fucking shit alone. Like the gambling.
- 14:08The Rhode Island families had long since moved out of the drug
- 14:11gang. That's more like a street gang
- 14:14kind of thing. Yeah, drugs.
- 14:16Rhode Island organized crime is clearly all around.
- 14:19Until they legalized gambling anyway.
- 14:21It's all around sports betting and things of that nature,
- 14:26running numbers and money laundering, those kind of
- 14:30things. Right?
- 14:31And he overlooked a lot of that. You damn right he did because
- 14:35they ran the sanitation department for him and cleaned
- 14:39the place up and shit. Like he made deals.
- 14:42Trump does the same fucking thing.
- 14:44But he said he was a like a microcosm proto Trump in that
- 14:49way. Even if he was a Democrat,
- 14:51doesn't fucking matter is that he was like, OK, I am not going
- 14:56to sit here and pretend that the system isn't fucked up.
- 14:59Yeah, Trump did this with the tax thing, right?
- 15:01He's like, of course, I make a lot of money saving money on tax
- 15:05loopholes. You would too.
- 15:07Why did they leave that wide open for me?
- 15:09But he's like, of course, the mafia runs the Sanitation
- 15:12Department, but we could make them run it nicely.
- 15:17Right. I I'm not going to sit here and
- 15:20pretend that as mayor I can eliminate the fucking mafia
- 15:23there. Just kill me.
- 15:25But what I can do is work with them to make the community the
- 15:29best possible place. Do I think that that's a bad
- 15:32thing? No, because I'm a guy from the
- 15:34streets and I understand that crime is going to exist whether
- 15:37you want it to or not. Yeah, and that is?
- 15:39The politicians truly have an issue with sad loopholes.
- 15:42How about your clothes of motherfuckers?
- 15:44Oh wait, you fuckers won't do that because and you can't use
- 15:48them yourself. The Mayor of Providence cannot
- 15:51go after these guys in any other way than to sick the local
- 15:54police on them. And what do you think that's
- 15:56going to do? So what is it supposed to do
- 15:59aside from work with them? The fact that these other
- 16:02motherfuckers don't, well, you're stupid.
- 16:06It's their own fault. They run the town anyway,
- 16:09whether you like it or not. You can work with them or you
- 16:12can try and fight them and then they're going to make it hard
- 16:14for you. Right.
- 16:16The then this is a thing a lot of conservatives don't want to
- 16:19even acknowledge is that the underworld of crime will always
- 16:23exist. The only type of right wingers I
- 16:25find that acknowledge that are libertarians.
- 16:28Right, and and they have weird ass fucking tangents on the same
- 16:33subject, if you know. Yeah, well, also though, to kind
- 16:38of dive into the into the 11 of the subjects that everyone wants
- 16:43me to talk out. Apparently I apparently we're
- 16:45all supposed to be like scared shit less that mom Donnie won in
- 16:51New York and and like first he's.
- 16:54Not even the first commie mayor. I know, but even if he, even if
- 17:00he. And he already already said he
- 17:02can't. He can't do 90% of what he said.
- 17:06Even if you even if he even if he was, even if he was though
- 17:09Max like the fur. The the thing that baffles me is
- 17:14like people are shocked. The, the fact that the fact that
- 17:18people are shocked about him winning in New York shocks me
- 17:22because if anyone, even if anyone, even with a brain cell
- 17:28has been paying attention and, and I get it's the, so it's the
- 17:32social media hype machine. I, I get that, you know, it's
- 17:35outrage, babe, but like, we saw this coming.
- 17:39I saw this coming a mile away like five years ago.
- 17:42I. Remember talking to you about
- 17:44this during lockdowns on the show where we were talking about
- 17:49a Jew, the Jewish community in New York being targeted
- 17:52specifically during COVID? Yeah.
- 17:56The the rise in look, the rise in anti Israelism or anti
- 18:01Zionism aside, the rise of flat out I hate Jews and want to do
- 18:06them harm has been a thing. It really did.
- 18:08It really has. I've been on the receiving end
- 18:11of it and I'm not fucking Jewish.
- 18:13I'm Irish Catholic. I I've been, I've been, I've
- 18:17been on the receiving end of it. And I'm not Jewish either.
- 18:21I I dated a Jewish girl once, and so I.
- 18:28We better keep an eye on you. I guess that's the new cool
- 18:31thing is to hate Jews. You know, I've never been known
- 18:35for being trendy, Sam, so probably not going to be me.
- 18:40I will say this, though, in New York, there are some very unique
- 18:43circumstances that I think some people aren't aware of.
- 18:47One of them is the beef between a lot of the black community and
- 18:50the Jewish community on the Lower East Side due to like
- 18:55Jewish only ambulance scenarios. I I don't know if you've ever
- 18:59heard about this Sam, but it it is a it is a problem.
- 19:05I I have. I have actually.
- 19:08So I feel like a bad friend because so many of my friends
- 19:13cared deeply about this topic that I do not remember the name
- 19:16of. The young boy who was hit by a
- 19:19Jewish man driving in New York is a young black boy was hit by
- 19:24him and he they called the Jewish ambulance service to come
- 19:29and pick that guy up and took him away from the scene before
- 19:32the cops even got there. And then the black boy had to
- 19:35wait 10 minutes for the city ambulance and and he died.
- 19:41And that has created a lot of resentment in that community for
- 19:45for about 30 years now that I don't think a lot of people are
- 19:48aware of that. If there is one place where you
- 19:52can feel like Jews have disproportionate sway as being a
- 19:57poor person in a place that you would feel that, it would be New
- 20:02York City. That's not to say that there's
- 20:05actually this Jewish conspiracy, but to say that if you're if
- 20:08you're a poor black person in New York and you see something
- 20:11like that, it does feel like you're getting fucked over.
- 20:16Sure. And that resentment is real.
- 20:20So we can't pretend that that doesn't exist.
- 20:22And so he he was appealing specifically to that.
- 20:25He was also appealing to the Palestine conflict and he's it's
- 20:30New York, so he's a far lefty. The farthest lefty's usually
- 20:33going to win. Yeah.
- 20:37I'm not shocked. I just know that it's a shame
- 20:40because New York did at one point in my lifetime, not just
- 20:43in the past. It was a beautiful place.
- 20:47Yeah, and in my lifetime it was a beautiful place too.
- 20:50And, and safe. I I two of the times I went
- 20:55there was during the Giuliani administration and and say what?
- 21:00The quiet part out loud, isn't it.
- 21:02When Giuliani was mayor, New York and, and you cannot blame
- 21:06him for 911. Other than that, it was a very
- 21:10safe place while he was mayor. You were less likely to get
- 21:14mugged. You're less lucky to have, you
- 21:16know, a violent attacker on a subway.
- 21:19Women were less likely to get assaulted in the streets.
- 21:22Yeah. That it's now it's much, much
- 21:25more than that. And not only New York, but most
- 21:28of the major cities on the east, east or Northeast have followed
- 21:31suit with their type of leadership they're electing.
- 21:35I expect there's going to be more open commies elected in
- 21:38Mass New York, Vermont, Rhode Island, Connecticut.
- 21:42Yeah. That's why I hate it here, Sam.
- 21:47I love it, but I hate it like Massachusetts is in my blood.
- 21:52I love this place, I love the land, I'm connected to it, but
- 21:56man do I hate some of the people here with a passion for their
- 22:00fucking dumb ass beliefs. And I.
- 22:04Some harm kind of hate, but like, man, you're a stupid
- 22:08motherfucker kind of hate, you know?
- 22:10Yeah, I, no, I, I, I feel the, I feel the same way about, you
- 22:15know, like. All right, motherfuckers, you,
- 22:17you fuckers deserve Sharia law now.
- 22:20Yeah, like if they, if you've especially those dumb, you know,
- 22:24young college age white women that are like, Oh my God, we're
- 22:27bringing in Sharia law. I hope he does.
- 22:29I hope he makes your ass wear a burka.
- 22:32Bitch. Yeah.
- 22:34That's what you deserve. You voted for it.
- 22:37And you know what happens when you Don the burka?
- 22:39You're still Haram and now you're imitating an Islamic
- 22:42woman. So they're allowed under Sharia
- 22:44law to rape you. So if you if you Don the burka,
- 22:48you better live that devout Muslim life afterwards, because
- 22:52if you don't, they have in their mind the spiritual authority to
- 22:56do whatever they want with you because you're Haram.
- 22:59Well, they, well, they keep talking, you know all.
- 23:02Religion is peace, Sam, Unless you're a woman.
- 23:05All these, all these liberal white women, they keep talking
- 23:09about rape culture over and over again.
- 23:11So this is, you know, this is one of.
- 23:14Those they invite. In They love it.
- 23:17Yeah, well, well, this is like one of those things where, you
- 23:20know, you invoke something, you know you invoke something long
- 23:24enough, you're going to speak into existence that type of.
- 23:28It's amazing because they they have guys like you and I pegged
- 23:33as some sort of like pinnacle misogynist, right?
- 23:37But like guys like you and I, what we're looking for in a
- 23:40relationship with a woman, I don't mean to speak for you too
- 23:44much, but is more of a partnership than some type of
- 23:49slave type situation. You want a woman that's there
- 23:52with you willingly? No.
- 23:54Right. And someone and someone who can
- 23:56share, someone who can, you know, not just who's not only
- 23:59attractive, who can also, you know, share my interests with
- 24:03me, share my passions and build a life, you know?
- 24:07Yeah, apparently. OK, you are a toxic fucking
- 24:10male, but the guy that says bitch put on this burka and I'm
- 24:16still going to have my way with you.
- 24:18That is not happening, Sam. Well, well.
- 24:24That's progressive. Well, but he, he's just, he's
- 24:28just poor and misunderstood and and I can fix him.
- 24:32Yeah. And then he goes and he
- 24:35strangles his daughter because honor killing bro.
- 24:39Yep. Yeah, like dude, I I wonder some
- 24:44some conservatives even who have gone like proto pro Islam
- 24:49because they don't like Jews. Have you lived around these
- 24:52people 'cause I have? I.
- 24:55When there's a large. Not when there's one in your
- 24:58town that runs the gas station, bro.
- 25:01I mean, I lived in Dearborn fucking Michigan, which at the
- 25:05time nobody knew what the significance of that was.
- 25:07Do they know now, Sam, what Dearborn MI is?
- 25:10Oh yeah. Yeah, have you ever woken up at
- 25:145:00 AM to call to prayer, playing over speakers in your
- 25:17neighborhood? Thankfully, no.
- 25:20I have every fucking day, bro. And then you, if you, if you go
- 25:27out and look, you'll see the motherfuckers out on their on
- 25:31their thing, praying. Yeah, we have.
- 25:35They look at you funny because you ain't.
- 25:39Yeah. They don't like you because
- 25:42you're not. So the best thing to do is wait
- 25:45until it's over. So you have to every couple
- 25:49hours for about 15 minutes. You kind of got to hide inside
- 25:53so you don't offend the Muslims. Also, Sam, do you like dogs?
- 25:58I I, yeah, I mean, I had a service dog, so yeah.
- 26:02Yeah, more. You like dogs?
- 26:03I do. Yeah.
- 26:05You can't have those if you live near Muslims because they'll
- 26:08kill it because they think they're dirty, disgusting
- 26:11beasts. Oh, so that's, that's why the
- 26:13dog Shocker did what he did. Yeah, I actually had a Muslim
- 26:17teenage guy jump into. I had a dog.
- 26:21His name was Jay. We Juggalo, but we called him
- 26:23Jay. He was 1/2 Husky, like half
- 26:29wolf. Like he's a cool, cool dog.
- 26:32Really small. But he's a dog, right?
- 26:35And so this Muslim teenage, you know, poor unfortunate soul that
- 26:41through no fault of his own and no, he's here, jumped into our
- 26:46yard with a knife to try and stab my dog.
- 26:51Not even a knife like one of them big ass like Kakiri's or
- 26:54whatever. Oh.
- 26:56Fun. Oh yeah, well, and, and when I
- 26:58told him like I'm going to fucking shoot you, he said.
- 27:02He said no, it's fine, it's just a dog.
- 27:07Yeah, that, yeah. No, no, fine.
- 27:09Leave my dog alone, bastard. Yeah, it's.
- 27:10My dog, motherfucker. And then and then Jay bit him,
- 27:14so that was cool. Yeah, well, that that's like
- 27:17that's one of those things that the fake high not Tied Up
- 27:21podcast has talked out and we've talked out too when you.
- 27:26Craig is a dog lover. Well, he's also he's also a Jew.
- 27:36The famous thing we all know about Doctor Craig is how much
- 27:39he loves dogs. Well, yes, clearly.
- 27:43Yeah. Well, also Steve loves dogs too.
- 27:49Well look, all our homies love dogs.
- 27:53Yeah. That's why we don't have a lot
- 27:55of Muslim friends, you know, it's just kind of clashing, like
- 27:59we like dogs and y'all like don't so.
- 28:02Well, that and also like a lot of the a lot of the authors I've
- 28:07had on, at least the military ones have, I've kind of actively
- 28:12fought against them. So, you know, that might not be
- 28:17the best, you know, And and in all seriousness, folks, that
- 28:24people love to give me crap because, oh, why didn't you have
- 28:27anyone in the pro Palestine Stein side on the show today?
- 28:31I got that there. And it's like, well, I invited
- 28:35one guy on and he was like, was anyone?
- 28:37Talk to us. Yeah, I invited one guy on and
- 28:40it was like, well, you, you had a Jew on 1st, so I don't want
- 28:46to. You had a personal friend on and
- 28:49well, when she talked about it, it was from the point of view of
- 28:53how it affected a normal person there.
- 28:55She really didn't give much in the way political opinions.
- 28:58So I I would push back on anyone.
- 29:00Did you actually listen to the Jew he had on quote?
- 29:02Well, you had a Jew on. No, it was a personal friend of
- 29:05his. Not just a Jew.
- 29:07The personal friend of his that's affected by a conflict
- 29:10that she lives in the fucking war zone of when I get offended
- 29:13by that kind of shit, Sam and she shared her personal
- 29:16perspective and tried to be respectful of everybody.
- 29:19She's a great interview. They should listen to it.
- 29:23She did it would would we have somebody pro Gaza or whatever on
- 29:27Absolutely. We've been super.
- 29:30You know, I said some of the shit Netanyahu is saying at this
- 29:33point is completely unforgivable.
- 29:34He he had I was talking about it last week.
- 29:36He had people thrown out and threatened to kill him from his
- 29:39own party this week. Yeah obviously we're not like.
- 29:43Oh, you know, Israel is a perfect St. and we love them so
- 29:48much, but you know, that doesn't necessarily make us fall on the
- 29:54side of we hate our Jewish friend or whatever.
- 29:56Like that's stupid too. Yeah.
- 29:59And, and so, but it's an, it's unfortunate because all of the
- 30:02people who were, or I shouldn't say, the one person who was
- 30:08interested in coming on the show to kind of talk out from the
- 30:12Palestinian perspective is unfortunately a rampant Jew
- 30:16hater too. And so, you know, I, I try, I
- 30:22tried folks that that's all I can say.
- 30:24It's tough. It's tough to talk when people
- 30:27are like that because they have certain sticking points that
- 30:30they cannot get past, right? Right.
- 30:33The argument won't It will immediately devolve into a
- 30:37larger argument about Jewish influence in the West.
- 30:39Almost instantly, it stops being about Israel or Palestine within
- 30:45two sentences of talking to those kind of people.
- 30:48And that makes it different. And those people, if they want
- 30:50to be more effective communicators, need to learn to
- 30:53stop that. Honestly.
- 30:56Like, that's my critique there. Because, yeah, then you just get
- 30:59lost in this. Oh, well, like, Jews run the
- 31:02world. And if you don't agree with them
- 31:04or like at least let them uncontestedly make their case,
- 31:10they get super contentious with you and they accuse you of being
- 31:14a Jew or a Jew supporter or blah, blah, blah, blah, They
- 31:17completely will misrepresent your position.
- 31:19It's either you're with me or you're against me.
- 31:21And you know, Sam, I've been very vocal about it, Mort to and
- 31:25you yourself is our position on this on Israel.
- 31:30Real clear guys, we don't like war.
- 31:34Facts. We're concerned for the women
- 31:37and children, and they'll say, yeah, you should be concerned
- 31:41about the women and children on our side.
- 31:44And we've said from the beginning, we're concerned about
- 31:46all of them. We don't think people should be
- 31:49blown up over these things. Certainly there's got to be a
- 31:54way that they can live together. That yes, it's a corny.
- 32:00Yeah, it's a corny point of view, but it's true.
- 32:02It. Is.
- 32:04It is it is corny. I've also I've also said though,
- 32:07too, like, OK, you want to say that you know, BB is not
- 32:12perfect. What about, what about, you
- 32:16know, the Hamas leaders who purposely put civilians into?
- 32:20Or even just let's judge by statements that the if BB is
- 32:24saying stuff, I'm pointing out that him what he said at the
- 32:27Knesset meeting last week I found detestable.
- 32:30But let's talk about Hamas and what they say.
- 32:32I could point to 1,000,000 examples of things they say that
- 32:35are detestable. I don't like either one of them
- 32:39using the women and children, by the way.
- 32:40Both sides using the women and children to try and guilt you
- 32:45into saying that their side is correct.
- 32:48No, I think that you're both fucking wrong, actually.
- 32:52And that's what most people think, that you're stupid for
- 32:55fighting each other constantly when you live right next to each
- 32:58other. And if you don't figure out a
- 33:00way to work it out, yeah, eventually one of your groups is
- 33:02going to destroy the other one, and the rest of us are just
- 33:05going to have to move on without the one that destroys the other.
- 33:08Even even even even Trump said, well, and you know, and and like
- 33:15I said, I'm going to piss people off.
- 33:17And so as long as I'm pissing people off, I don't want to
- 33:21speak for I the Max or more, but gun to my head, just to be real
- 33:25clear for me personally, gun to my head, if as we wanted the if
- 33:30as we one of those two sides, I'm picking for Israel to win.
- 33:36They're more, they're more open to the.
- 33:41They're more. A different, like, like a
- 33:44similar, I should say similar lifestyle to us.
- 33:47Yeah, they're they're. So they're just going to be
- 33:49easier to fucking cooperate with.
- 33:50And I know the Jew haters would hate that that, but it's true.
- 33:54Well, Matt, well, Max, I'm all I'm already.
- 33:56I'm already an APEC shell. Don't.
- 33:59Don't you know that's the? Thing you know, since I started
- 34:04this show, Sam, do you remember when the guy making the Hamas
- 34:07video game made me one of the bad guys?
- 34:11Yes I I do but but my game. Is called Hamas Heroes.
- 34:15You cannot get it on Steam. But if you want to kill Max
- 34:18Sandberg, that's what he called me Sandberg.
- 34:22If you want to kill me because clearly I'm just a Jew and I
- 34:26don't even know why the guy was so mad at me in the 1st place.
- 34:30I don't even remember. I don't think I said anything
- 34:32related to Israel. Did you have did you have the
- 34:36Israeli? Did you have the Israeli flag in
- 34:38your bio yet? Maybe, but I don't even
- 34:41remember. Either way, he got so bad.
- 34:45And I was like, all right, and he's like, I'm going to put you
- 34:48as one of the Jews in the Hamas heroes game.
- 34:51And I was like, awesome, cool. So it's enshrined in history
- 34:56that I'm on a side that I'm, hey, they'll probably win.
- 35:02That's fine, you know. Yeah.
- 35:07I you know, I'd like the record to show I actually have a stance
- 35:10of neutrality because of my anti war stance, that I think that
- 35:14like war is the worst way for groups of people to solve their
- 35:19problems. Yeah, yeah, well, and I and I'm,
- 35:25I'm, I'm the same way. But my whole my my biggest
- 35:29problem is this go, this goes into my problem with like
- 35:32Fuentes and the alt right too. I mean, I have lots of problems
- 35:36there. But when they but when they
- 35:38criticize, when they criticize Israel, my biggest problem is
- 35:43that they attribute things to that, that Israel.
- 35:48They say that Israel does these things that Hamas clearly does.
- 35:55Yeah, but they're, they're, but they're, but they're also like
- 35:58completely quiet on on that too. It's just a, it's a.
- 36:05They don't want to have an argument with what we are, which
- 36:09is a neutral participant, right? Yeah, they don't want that.
- 36:14They want you either to be fully their side or fully against
- 36:16them. And This is why they fail with
- 36:19so many normies. Like I look, I get it.
- 36:23Not a lot of people will watch our show compared to the to some
- 36:26of these people. So you could argue that I don't
- 36:29have a populist opinion, but I bet you if you pulled people on
- 36:31this specific question you would find more normal people agree
- 36:35with us about that that war is a bad way for the neighbors to
- 36:41solve this. Yes.
- 36:43Then they would agree with Israel is right or Palestine is
- 36:46right. Most people don't pick a side
- 36:49like that. Well the the well the problem we
- 36:52have too backs is that a lot. Of them will say sorry to
- 36:56interrupt but I want to finish. A lot of them would cite.
- 36:58I believe that they don't know enough about it to to pick a
- 37:02side. Want to bet?
- 37:04Absolutely, Absolutely. I would say too, and this is
- 37:09something like so to kind of pivot topics, but this does
- 37:14relate. Everyone's worried about this
- 37:16civil war on the right between, you know, the gripers and the
- 37:22MAGA and it relates to whole Israel Palestine thing because a
- 37:28lot of this is a lot of this is just it's all online.
- 37:33Most people in real life. I didn't.
- 37:36I didn't even know any of that until I went on Twitter.
- 37:41Like a lot of times I don't even look at like news except in
- 37:44preparation for the show. Right, neither do I.
- 37:48On a daily basis because this shit can get grading, especially
- 37:51when there's a lot of bad news, right?
- 37:53And there's been this like Charlie Kirk thing is it was
- 37:56like a big blow to all of us. It's tough to look at bad news
- 38:00over and over again. So I try and dip in and see
- 38:04what's hot for the show and give my honest opinion rather than
- 38:07like a lot of these men. How many of these motherfuckers
- 38:10like let's just be honest here, how many of these motherfuckers
- 38:12out compete us because the AI writes their script?
- 38:17I would say, I would say 90 and then I would say 90% of them and
- 38:21then a lot of these other. People know what's crazy, Sam.
- 38:25They don't know this. We're going to let them in.
- 38:27The AI wrote this script too, right?
- 38:29Now that I'm reading, Sam's in on it, Mort's in on it.
- 38:33This is all scripted you fucking idiots.
- 38:37Yes. Do you think we could say all
- 38:39this shit ourselves? Nah.
- 38:41And facing other cripples. Spontaneously to Well, no, it's
- 38:46not spontaneous. We're we're acting spontaneous
- 38:49because the AI told us to make it seem that way.
- 38:52Yeah, well, I got the notes here.
- 38:53It says the next thing Sam is gonna say.
- 38:55Well damn it, you gave this all away.
- 38:58And he's supposed to look a little pissed off, but with that
- 39:01cheapish smile that he does. Damn it, Max, you gave it all
- 39:05all away. God damn it, God damn it.
- 39:08Yeah, but no. Like these guys, they'll even if
- 39:11they're not writing a script with AI, right?
- 39:13They are getting YouTube has this built in now.
- 39:17Oh no, Oh no, I'm hitting I'm I'm I'm shitting where we eat.
- 39:21YouTube has a system right now where it'll tell you what video
- 39:23to make. Yes, the AI will tell you the
- 39:28title. It'll make you a thumbnail and
- 39:30what to put in the video. I've.
- 39:34Tried. Most of the people you're
- 39:35watching are doing this. Yes, we're not I've.
- 39:42Hey, if you're not big on just AI slop, stick around because I
- 39:48don't use AI almost at all so I'm making human slop Sam.
- 39:56I used you. Barely use it just for the
- 39:58thumbnails and let's face it, kind of got to these days to
- 40:01even compete. Yeah.
- 40:03I've used it a few times on Bitch and Bones for for
- 40:06thumbnails. Yeah, thumbnails.
- 40:08I've used it for thumbnails too, but even now I've started to
- 40:12make a point to make my own again just because.
- 40:16All all may if if it's if it's a thought, I'll let me put it this
- 40:21way. If if it's like a thumbnail,
- 40:23like I get that I can reuse like the like if I'm, if I'm updating
- 40:28the channel R or something, you know, that's like long term, I
- 40:33may use some AI for some of that like, you know, to like make my.
- 40:38You know what? It could be funny, Sam, Not for
- 40:41you, but for me. When the courts rule that using
- 40:46generative AI is theft and you all have to rescind the shit you
- 40:51used to put it out with, I'm a laugh and laugh and laugh.
- 40:56Sorry, sorry. Well.
- 40:59Literally it's going to be the cover though, right, of your
- 41:01book or something like that. And it's like, but like as an
- 41:06artist and as a guy that understands the law to a layman
- 41:10degree but likes to study Supreme Court briefings and
- 41:13shit, it's very likely that they're going to be ruled as
- 41:19mass theft in the near in the next five years.
- 41:25Yeah, how the? Courts deal with that.
- 41:26What the fallout is, how the technology evolves, I don't
- 41:29know, but the the class action lawsuits seem to have some
- 41:33fucking teeth. And not just in America either.
- 41:37Like other countries are all suing these AI because you're
- 41:41using their material as the basis to generate material.
- 41:46It's basically like fan fiction, Sam.
- 41:49What's? Your AI generated content is
- 41:53like fan fiction and falls in a very similar legal category
- 41:57depending on how the courts rule.
- 42:00Yeah. Meaning that somebody else
- 42:04might, because of all the different influences and through
- 42:07no fault of your own own bits and pieces of your cover.
- 42:14This is through the AI. This is the AI company's fault
- 42:16for putting it out without thinking it through.
- 42:20And also you can, can you unlearn them?
- 42:22That's the big question. Could you unlearn these AI off
- 42:26all the copy written materials? I doubt it.
- 42:28Yeah. Right, but then if I but then if
- 42:33I just have like AI do like a portrait, you know, style faith
- 42:38like that, That's that's the other.
- 42:40The other interesting thing is like that people are more word
- 42:43out the AI copyright laws than they are.
- 42:47Oh, I don't know about AI telling teenagers to go.
- 42:52You know, Coop Coop Coop scooper or whatever.
- 42:57Coop COOP on YouTube did a documentary on the topic of AI,
- 43:05and it's called An AI Helped Me Plan a Terrorist Attack.
- 43:09And it is exactly what he says. And it's horrific.
- 43:13And yeah, that's something we should be worried about.
- 43:15And all these motherfuckers rely on AI for their everything and
- 43:19it gasses them up and tells them how great they are.
- 43:22Right. But but we're right.
- 43:24But we should be more concerned about AI and, you know,
- 43:27creative. Well, we're, I mean, that's I, I
- 43:32actually think that both things are a problem with their own
- 43:34way. They you got to understand if
- 43:37you're a musician, AI music is now out competing you and it's
- 43:41based on your work in a lot of cases.
- 43:43Yes, that. There's like I am on the side of
- 43:49artists in that way that I don't necessarily think that they can
- 43:53put it back in the bottle, but I do think that they should be
- 43:56compensated. They they can't.
- 43:58But it also does go to show like how derivative specifically pop
- 44:03music is. Now that you can I.
- 44:09Don't know. It makes really good jazz too,
- 44:12Sam. Yeah.
- 44:14It's all derivative. Music is derivative.
- 44:16It's pattern based. That's why AI is good at it.
- 44:19Yeah, well, I know for. Me there's something about
- 44:24again, I talked about this couple weeks ago.
- 44:26There's A and you like it too and Mort and that's why, even
- 44:29though we're not, I'm not an anti AI guy.
- 44:31I'm not saying don't use it. I'm saying it's going to be
- 44:34funny when a lot of people who used it, if the courts rule how
- 44:38I think they might, is going to make a lot of people have to
- 44:41second guess their entire fucking career.
- 44:43Yeah. All I'm saying is don't rely on
- 44:49generative AI for everything because it will probably bite
- 44:54you in the ass at some point in the future.
- 44:57But. Yeah.
- 44:59You know, at the same time it's tough because then the pressure
- 45:03is also to use it to compete against these people that will
- 45:06out compete you because they're using a robot.
- 45:09Yeah, yeah. So, yeah.
- 45:10So that's, that's a double edged sword looking at you corporate
- 45:15marketing teams who said, oh, we don't need to hire, we don't
- 45:19need to hire marketing people with marketing degrees anymore.
- 45:23Or all the AI being used in video games.
- 45:25But I'll talk about that on Friday.
- 45:28Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's going to be
- 45:31hilarious. That's exactly why the copyright
- 45:34thing's going to come to a head, too.
- 45:35Absolutely. Yeah, it's the music and the
- 45:39video games, and now it's starting to generate entire
- 45:42films. This is where it's going to come
- 45:45to a head because with the films.
- 45:47And entertainment ruins everything.
- 45:50Yeah, for for the films specifically right there.
- 45:53You cannot argue that it didn't learn how to make films from
- 45:57copy written material. You can't make that argument.
- 46:00Every single film it used to analyze to make films with is a
- 46:05copy written film. Every one of them.
- 46:08It did. It didn't learn how to make
- 46:10Nosferatu and the Wizard of Oz Sam.
- 46:13It learned how to make the Matrix and John Wick and these
- 46:20are copy written materials. And where did it learn to make
- 46:22that shit? Sam It learned it from those
- 46:25movies and others like them. It also used it it also and it
- 46:30probably used YouTube to, you know, because that's where all
- 46:36the clips are posted and whatnot.
- 46:39Sure. Yeah.
- 46:40And, and, and it used more than we're even thinking of, That's
- 46:43the thing. It probably drew from a million
- 46:46different inspirations. And you could argue that that's
- 46:49what humans do too. So that's going to be the
- 46:53counter argument is that it's the same as what humans do.
- 46:56The problem is we don't do it on this scale and it is going to
- 47:01interrupt everything. It already is.
- 47:05Well, that that also, that also might see what I'm hoping is
- 47:10that this allows for a broader discussion on not just AI, but
- 47:17the US copyright system in general.
- 47:21Because let's face it. At the very least, the DMCAI
- 47:26have a serious beef with yeah yeah, very specific.
- 47:29The Digital Millennium Copyright Act needs to be reformed or
- 47:33rewritten. You know, people, people,
- 47:35people. People always say I've got, I've
- 47:38gotten this, admittedly from a lot of boomers, but still.
- 47:43And you'll understand why I made that specific point in a SEC.
- 47:46I always get told Sam used to host a like a Friday night DJ,
- 47:52you know, stream or something where you play your favorite
- 47:54music and it's like, well I'd love to but I can't because of.
- 48:03I did. I did one of those a couple
- 48:05years ago for Halloween on like a throwaway site one time 'cause
- 48:10I figured I could get away with it one time.
- 48:13But you're right, like if you were to make that a weekly
- 48:16thing, your channel would just get banned.
- 48:18Yeah, you'd get fucked real quick.
- 48:19Yeah, like someone was saying that I should do a Pat.
- 48:23One of one of the authors was even saying it like I should do
- 48:26a Pat Metheny show where I showcase his music.
- 48:29I, I would, I would love to, but his.
- 48:35Even if even if you got express written permission from him and
- 48:41his camp, YouTube might still fuck you.
- 48:44We've run in. Well I've run into this on the
- 48:46Cringe coffee House channel before where I have friends who
- 48:49make music that allow me to fucking use it.
- 48:52Yeah, and it gets. Copy claimed by YouTube and
- 48:55worse than that Sam, I have been copy claimed on behalf of my own
- 49:00music on my own video. That's fucked.
- 49:05It happened 3 separate times. I got copy claimed on behalf.
- 49:09I had to release a copy claim on my own fucking video.
- 49:16That's that's Fox, but that also doesn't surprise me like 1 bit
- 49:21either. It's like, yeah, so you know,
- 49:26it, it is what it is. That's the system is all kinds
- 49:29of weird. You have to dance around a lot
- 49:32of things as a creator. And if you don't leave it up to
- 49:35like a corporate entity, like a a bot program of some kind that,
- 49:40you know, you pay a monthly fee and it automates all your shit.
- 49:46That's I mean, that's sort of what we're competing against
- 49:48too. And.
- 49:51Yeah. It is what it is.
- 49:53It, it, it, it, there's a level of we're just not even trying to
- 49:57compete anymore, that we're just kind of coming on and giving our
- 50:02raw thoughts on the day's topics and just trying to joke and have
- 50:07a good time because, well, dark out there sometimes, man.
- 50:12Yeah, well, and to that end, so, so people ask.
- 50:17So because I've been, I've been retweeting, I'm sure Moore has
- 50:23seen it more than I have. But people are like, Sam what?
- 50:26Why are you criticizing Fuentes in the woke, right?
- 50:30More than you're tweeting at Mendami.
- 50:34And I sure know about this on an impromptu Sunday show I did.
- 50:39But. Right side.
- 50:42Well, that but also like, I don't know the left, the left is
- 50:49always going to left. Like I, I really have no hopes.
- 50:53I really. Well, we don't want, like, I
- 50:56want to make it clear you said this before.
- 50:58We don't want to like, silence, Nick Fuentes.
- 51:01No, we don't. No.
- 51:03No, we don't want to silence. We don't want to silence Nick
- 51:05Fuentes. But I.
- 51:06Think or anybody but like specific if people asked Hey
- 51:10Sam, what what do you think? Should Nick Fuentes be allowed
- 51:14on platform at X? Well now platform X is literally
- 51:18a platform, but the the random platform you would say yes.
- 51:22I I would say yes. However, I would all say I don't
- 51:26think that gives him immunity from being like called out and
- 51:30being questioned as is this guy someone who should be welcomed
- 51:36in to the Republican Party. Right.
- 51:39And we talked about this even off air, that he has made so
- 51:44many fucking comments that we could just sit there.
- 51:47It's kind of what people might even want, right?
- 51:49Is like a tutorial on this is all the crazy shit Nick has
- 51:53said. That was why we think he's crazy
- 51:56and a joke and not serious and that he has harmed countless
- 52:01young men's lives in negative ways.
- 52:05But frankly, that's like, it's so covered.
- 52:09You could find that anywhere. I I'll say the one channel that
- 52:14has done that there effectively is Dana Lash's channel, former
- 52:21old school Breitbart journalist. In fact, I do AI do have a clip
- 52:25of her actually tonight where she where she talks about the
- 52:30civil war on the right and how it's.
- 52:33I will say that the one that's been public everybody knows
- 52:37about besides she obviously made a good like concise, this is the
- 52:40problem kind of thing. And I like that you we're going
- 52:42to watch that. But like Jimmy Kimmel talked
- 52:46about Nick Fuentes saying that being married to a woman and
- 52:50having sex is gay. Like that's a mainstream meme.
- 52:55Yeah. All of a sudden they want to
- 52:57pretend like he didn't say these idiotic fucking things.
- 53:02Yeah. He he literally on Tucker sat
- 53:05there and acted like he's the pinnacle of masculinity when we
- 53:09have a show and we could go back and find the fucking clip again
- 53:12if everybody absolutely needs to see the video evidence.
- 53:15And by the way, if they say shit like that, they're just a graper
- 53:17anyway and we're going to ignore him.
- 53:18But like, we talked about this, the guy tucked his thumb when he
- 53:23got into a fight with another man like a fucking child.
- 53:26And you expect me to take him seriously as a man?
- 53:29He's the pinnacle of masculinity.
- 53:31And he says, hey, your wife, she'd be subordinate.
- 53:33This bitch is a virgin. He's in his 20s.
- 53:37Why would you listen to a virgin in his 20s about how you should
- 53:40treat your fucking wife? Well, he also doesn't think we
- 53:45would a Tucker. Tucker.
- 53:47Grow the fuck up bro. Tucker has what, four daughters?
- 53:52Would he? Would you marry one of them off
- 53:54to Nick so she can be subservient?
- 53:55Tucker. Yeah, that's actually, that's
- 53:59actually a good question, Tucker.
- 54:02Yeah, you think he's a good guy. Clearly you wanted to suck his
- 54:05Dick so bad through that whole interview.
- 54:07God, we could feel the sexual tension with a knife.
- 54:09It's funny that, well, you know, I've always said like closet gay
- 54:14in 2025 just means Nazi and Nazi just means closet gay.
- 54:19Well, and so that's that's. What it does has I I will call
- 54:24him a Nazi Sam, because he has identified himself as liking
- 54:28Hitler and wanting to kill Jews. To me, I don't care what the
- 54:33left says, to me, that's a Nazi. Yes, and I and like I I
- 54:42understand that the leftover uses that term, but.
- 54:47He said he's going to be Hitler 2-3 and four.
- 54:51Yes, well. And he said.
- 54:53He said that like he said countless things to that nature.
- 54:58He's done salutes. How about his pledge, Sam?
- 55:02What is pledged? That people should rape, kill
- 55:05and die for him. They.
- 55:07Can say that's such a funny joke, right?
- 55:11Well, it, it's, it's just, it's just, it's just our, it's just
- 55:15irony, bro. That and that's their, that's
- 55:17their excuse for everything. I I'm not.
- 55:21We're not buying it. We're not playing that fucking
- 55:23game. I understand zoomer humor, and
- 55:26so does Sam, and so does Mort. We understand sarcasm.
- 55:29We understand being outrageous. What you're doing is, how about,
- 55:33how about all the shooters tied to his fucking cult?
- 55:36Let's talk, talk about that. That there's at least two
- 55:40directly and probably more like 5 total.
- 55:45One of them is that gentleman. My God, you you want to hear a
- 55:48tragic thing, Sam, as a guy, you know, I I've always had friends
- 55:54in the black community, right? I grew up around that hip hop
- 55:57guy. I'm from the streets kind of.
- 55:59Yeah. So like when I see what happened
- 56:02with the guy and I don't want to like we're on YouTube.
- 56:04I don't want to say the term he used for himself, but it was
- 56:07basically N word cell, like in cell, OK.
- 56:11And he went and he shot up his school because Nick Fuentes had
- 56:16convinced this young black man that he should be ashamed of his
- 56:19skin and his culture and his race and his country.
- 56:24And he went and he, he, he, he thought that, that his life was
- 56:27worthless unless he harmed people.
- 56:29I don't know. Nick Fuentes is a piece of shit
- 56:34and I don't care if I get can we get cancelled off the right for
- 56:37saying it? Because Tucker knows better than
- 56:39you. Well then, Tucker's just an
- 56:40idiot. Why is Tucker matter so much to
- 56:42you? What is he?
- 56:43Oh, you liked his show? And he's he's an entertainer,
- 56:46dummy. So are we.
- 56:48He's these people aren't even on the right.
- 56:51Like this is the odd thing. All all these people who are
- 56:55suddenly saying that like, oh, Nick Fuentes is the future of
- 56:59the conservative movement. What exactly does he want to
- 57:03conserve, ladies and gentlemen? Well, because to me it.
- 57:07LED Sam, you know I would never rape for anybody.
- 57:10That's an insane thing for anyone to say.
- 57:12And young men, if you were saying that you're in you're you
- 57:15need help, but I would fight, kill and die to stop him from
- 57:20being in control of this country.
- 57:23He is everything I stand against from the right wing.
- 57:26Yeah, he's he's everything we stand against.
- 57:29He's. Collectivism in a bubble.
- 57:32Well, yes. It's, it's, it's a, a racially
- 57:35charged collectivism that he, he randomly changes now, he loves
- 57:39black people this day and he loves Mexican people that day,
- 57:43but he's a white nationalist this day because he's just
- 57:45saying whatever he can to get these stupid young people to
- 57:48click and think he's fucking cool and edgy.
- 57:50He doesn't respect them. He let them be molested right in
- 57:53front of him and then defended the guy that molested them.
- 57:58Wait. I'm supposed to.
- 58:01Yeah, you. Want to cancel me from all of
- 58:03fucking discourse because Nick Fuentes is a massive faggot?
- 58:07So be it. Ditto.
- 58:09I leave. And I and I and I would all say,
- 58:15you know, someone said that someone called out someone, you
- 58:20know, someone called out and made the point that, you know,
- 58:23Hitler and the Nazis were in the pedophile to which they which
- 58:28they were. And Nick, Nick's response was,
- 58:33well, that's actually pretty cool.
- 58:38And I'm sorry, is, is that that, is that the type of person who
- 58:44we want as the voice for Gen. Z, you know, someone who thinks
- 58:51that pedophilia is somehow based?
- 58:56I thought that. It's ironic, Sam.
- 58:59It's all ironic. Remember?
- 59:01Now this is new to the YouTube returned audience, but there was
- 59:07a point. We had a beef with a guy.
- 59:09I don't want to bring too much attention to it, but while we
- 59:11were banned, there was a beef with a guy.
- 59:14And what was his bit, Sam? He was an ironic pedophile,
- 59:19right? That was his bit.
- 59:21This guy was saying he was a pedophile and then he would make
- 59:24fun of you if you said he's a pedophile, 'cause I'm just
- 59:27ironic. No, you don't get to do that
- 59:29with certain things. That's why.
- 59:32If you say you're a pedophile, I believe you.
- 59:36Yep, yeah, and, and to be honest, I'm kind of starting to
- 59:43bully. I'm when these people say that
- 59:45they're Nazis, I'm and I'm kind of starting to believe that too,
- 59:50because they've worn, you know, they've worn, they've worn the
- 59:57joke out. Right.
- 1:00:01They've worn the mess way too long.
- 1:00:03The, the, The thing is, Sam, is that they think that nobody
- 1:00:07older than 25 understands their irony.
- 1:00:10The irony, Sam, Let me explain it for us, for our millennial
- 1:00:14audience, what he's doing. The irony is we're saying the
- 1:00:18over the top Nazi thing. So if a boomer says that, oh
- 1:00:24look at this over the top thing, we can say it's ironic, but the
- 1:00:29irony is actually it's basically what we really believe in a less
- 1:00:35extreme form, and that's why we're saying it to real.
- 1:00:39You the fuck in with extremism. Over, over and over and over,
- 1:00:46over. And that's that's the other
- 1:00:48thing too is like. And also we don't care if you're
- 1:00:51autistic and cannot discern nuance or jokes.
- 1:00:54You get to say it too. And then they wonder why these
- 1:00:58kids go off and shoot up their fucking school or a synagogue
- 1:01:03because he told them to. He told them to.
- 1:01:07Yes, and he and he knows. Dances is a fucking terrorist in
- 1:01:11my opinion. Yes, absolutely.
- 1:01:14Absolutely. I I show him as much fucking
- 1:01:18respect as I show his son. Fucking terrorist piker.
- 1:01:21Well, they're, well, they're, they're, well, they're 2.
- 1:01:26They're two sides of the same shit coin.
- 1:01:29And they're attached at the fucking hip too.
- 1:01:31Yummy. They've always talked about each
- 1:01:33other, debated each other. Well, so that kind of brings me
- 1:01:38to the, to the title and, and the thumbnail of tonight's
- 1:01:42episode because people like, oh, well, you shouldn't.
- 1:01:45Well, you should be more concerned about Mandami than you
- 1:01:48are about Fuentes. Why?
- 1:01:50To me, to me, they're to me, they're to me.
- 1:01:53They're the same. They're kind of the same.
- 1:01:55They they both want to bring America down from the inside.
- 1:02:02One's man 1's. I do not share either one of
- 1:02:09their views of America, so I don't have to attach myself to
- 1:02:14either one. Right.
- 1:02:16And if you think I have to attach myself to one of them to
- 1:02:20be a part of the debate, then fuck your debate.
- 1:02:23Fuck your orthodoxy. You are the woke.
- 1:02:26Yes, Douglas. And that's that's what Douglas
- 1:02:32Murray has been saying for the past, you know, two weeks is
- 1:02:36that people are people are opting out.
- 1:02:39You know, I, I hate to say this back, but you, you predicted, we
- 1:02:45talked at this on the night that Charlie Kirk died, you said.
- 1:02:51And unfortunately, I think you're right that the two
- 1:02:55extremes are now pulling that, you know.
- 1:03:00The color revolution. Yeah, we're we're.
- 1:03:04They're on the same side. Isn't that interesting?
- 1:03:06Nick Fuentes is on the same side as Mandami on a lot of issues.
- 1:03:12Almost like this is not organic. Yes.
- 1:03:16Hey, look at all those people that are now proven to be feds
- 1:03:19on January 6th and look who didn't get charged.
- 1:03:24Yeah. Couple of guys that didn't get
- 1:03:27charged that were very much at the heart of the whole thing.
- 1:03:32Who? Who?
- 1:03:33Literally. We literally have footage of
- 1:03:35them telling people to go in and do the the yeah.
- 1:03:40And then there's Elijah Schaeffer, the other one.
- 1:03:44Oh. Yeah, never got charged with
- 1:03:46nothing. Yep, I've.
- 1:03:48Met him, by the way, at Straight Pride.
- 1:03:50To all this Full disclosure, he asked me a question.
- 1:03:54It's probably on video somewhere.
- 1:03:55I don't know if he published it or not.
- 1:03:57He said, what does your sign mean?
- 1:03:59It's that sign right there. Make normal, see normal again.
- 1:04:02There's a box in front of it. Sorry.
- 1:04:04And I said I don't know, They just gave it to me.
- 1:04:07That was my entire interaction with Elijah Schaefer that
- 1:04:10disclosed he didn't get charged for anything on January 6th, but
- 1:04:16my friend did, who did not trespass and he served six
- 1:04:20months of his life as a father in a federal prison over it.
- 1:04:25And Nick Fuentes and Elijah Schaefer did way worse than he
- 1:04:28ever did. Well.
- 1:04:30You didn't even get a public talking to.
- 1:04:33Well, your friends also not an. Your friends also not an is also
- 1:04:39not an influencer Max. By the way, shout out to good
- 1:04:43friend Playboy the Beast, a true American patriot.
- 1:04:46You can check him out on Spotify if you like patriotic music.
- 1:04:50Hell yeah. Shout out Billy, he's the homie.
- 1:04:55Yeah. And that's that's the thing man,
- 1:04:58I've watched my guys get a raw deal and I see this Fuentes guy
- 1:05:02get a fucking sweet they gave him his money.
- 1:05:04Back yeah, which by the which, by the way, I want to thank you.
- 1:05:10So thank you for opening up my next point.
- 1:05:12Because if his main base is Gen. Z, right?
- 1:05:19Like it's supposedly that's his biggest support demographic,
- 1:05:23right? But then also, if Gen.
- 1:05:25Z is simultaneously the most broke generation.
- 1:05:31Then how come Nick Fundez is like a self-proclaimed
- 1:05:36millionaire if he's just making money off of the supposed
- 1:05:40generation that has no money, right?
- 1:05:45Yeah, I'm sure if you looked into his crypto wallets, nothing
- 1:05:48would be suspicious at all like when I looked into Richard
- 1:05:51Spencer's, right? Yeah, I'm sure.
- 1:05:53I'm sure there aren't any foreign friends.
- 1:05:55Which man, wouldn't you hate to be Richard Spencer right now?
- 1:06:00Oh man, ignoring what we feel about Fuentes, Richard Spencer
- 1:06:06is getting publicly cocked of his position of the safe white
- 1:06:09nationalist, and that's very funny to me.
- 1:06:14Yes. He got invited on CNN.
- 1:06:18He thought he was king of the fucking Wignets forever, right?
- 1:06:22Yeah, also when when people say that Fuentes is charismatic, my
- 1:06:30response to that is OK, well, so.
- 1:06:34My response real quick, it's shorter than yours.
- 1:06:36You have autism, Go ahead. Yes, that, and also, well, so
- 1:06:43was Obama, but it does mean he was good.
- 1:06:47So, So what? But his charisma you have to
- 1:06:51have like zoomer autism and ADD to actually see it.
- 1:06:56Yeah. You have to be screen addicted
- 1:06:59to see his fucking charisma. You have to have grown up on
- 1:07:04online games. You have to have never fucked a
- 1:07:08woman. Well, that.
- 1:07:12One that's the most important one.
- 1:07:14Sam, you. Cannot have fucked a woman.
- 1:07:16Ever. Or even, or even or even talked
- 1:07:20to a woman. That's true, yeah.
- 1:07:23Because to be fair. Because there might.
- 1:07:27If you talk to one, there might be a potential that you could
- 1:07:31get to know them better and that could lead to a potential of you
- 1:07:34developing feelings for each other, which could lead you one
- 1:07:38day to fuck them. So you can't be talking to women
- 1:07:41if you want to be a griper. Yeah, I, I, I only want to point
- 1:07:45that out because friend of the show Razor Fist, who we both,
- 1:07:50you know, appreciate he is, he's a, you know, he's a, he's a
- 1:07:56virgin. He's talked at that way more
- 1:07:59charisma than Fuente. Oh I didn't know that.
- 1:08:05Maybe he's talked about it as a side thing I guess or on things
- 1:08:09I haven't really paid attention to.
- 1:08:11I knew he had a girlfriend and shit.
- 1:08:13Damn yo that. Like I ain't even going to
- 1:08:15disrespect that. I'm just saying he ain't out
- 1:08:18here giving me a relationship advice.
- 1:08:21Right. Now I I've been prone time to
- 1:08:26time to tell young men a thing or two about relationships, but
- 1:08:30I have been with my beloved wife of it's over a decade.
- 1:08:36Was it 15 now we got married, something like that, and it'll
- 1:08:41be 20 this coming summer that we've known each other and been
- 1:08:45together. So I think that qualifies me.
- 1:08:49I'm not qualified to talk about many things.
- 1:08:51Sam, you ask my qualifications on politics and I'm going to
- 1:08:55tell you I went to high school and I've read a lot of books.
- 1:08:59Which actually qualifies you way more than most college educated,
- 1:09:05you know people. Well, I like I like U.S.
- 1:09:08history, so that's a area I read a lot about and that helps.
- 1:09:13With. Discerning politics to some
- 1:09:15degree, but realistically, I, I have good experience with this.
- 1:09:21I've had, I've also had bad relationships prior, obviously,
- 1:09:25right. And so I know how this kind of
- 1:09:27thing goes, man. One thing young men nowadays
- 1:09:30tend to tell me is like, it's so different now and it's so hard
- 1:09:33to find somebody to connect with.
- 1:09:35And I don't know, it was like that for me too, but I'm sitting
- 1:09:39here years later with a woman I love so.
- 1:09:43Yeah, it can. Happen for anybody?
- 1:09:45And social. Media doesn't add a pile of shit
- 1:09:49to it as well, but it can't. Happen to you if you run around
- 1:09:52saying talking to women is gay? Come on, grow up.
- 1:09:56And shout on the chat to Okie. Dean, Sammy, is that is that
- 1:10:01you? Yes it yes it is.
- 1:10:04OK, I have been. The wise overlords of YouTube
- 1:10:08have allowed him back. I, I, we have been, we have been
- 1:10:13banned. We have been unbanned after
- 1:10:16three years. We may be getting re banned
- 1:10:19after tonight's episode. I don't know, it depends on how
- 1:10:23much YouTube likes Nick Fuentes at this point because yeah, we
- 1:10:27might get banned just for trashing him.
- 1:10:30We are, we are. That is the that is the one
- 1:10:33thing I will say I I have. So the hilarious thing is
- 1:10:39YouTube's algorithm doesn't know what to do with me because I'm
- 1:10:42simultaneously seeing pro Nick Fuentes videos and then they're
- 1:10:48like anti Nick Fuentes videos, like all in the same feed.
- 1:10:54It's whole, it's hilarious. Same with it.
- 1:10:57No, no, it's totally. It's like Tim Poole.
- 1:10:59He's banned by the algorithm. Can we stop saying he's the most
- 1:11:06banned Pert? First of all, I know who the
- 1:11:08most banned person is. And you do too, Sam.
- 1:11:11It's Chris Cantwell and he deserves it.
- 1:11:14Yes. Secondly, can we stop pretending
- 1:11:18he's like, banned at all? Like he's not shadow banned.
- 1:11:22He's all over Twitter. He's all over YouTube.
- 1:11:24Let's stop the poor little picture on Nick Fuente.
- 1:11:28Poor Little Nicky. Oh Nikki, that's never got a
- 1:11:31girlfriend. Oh my God, we they took his
- 1:11:35money away and then they gave it back.
- 1:11:41Yeah, yeah. Heck, heck, we were.
- 1:11:45We've we've been more banned than most than most of these
- 1:11:51streamers. Three years and I'm glad to see
- 1:11:55Okie Dean in the chat says that's great you are one of my
- 1:11:57favorite fine semper and yeah it's like I I I'm I'm glad that
- 1:12:03you found his channel again. This has been a problem like we
- 1:12:06were banned and a lot of people were tell through the whole
- 1:12:10time. I mean, the little behind the
- 1:12:11scenes on that, Sam, people were telling you to just immediately
- 1:12:14go back to YouTube, but we were like, why build on quicksand?
- 1:12:19And they're going to ban you for being banned, right?
- 1:12:21It's like, yes, yeah. So now that you're unbanned and
- 1:12:24back, it's nice that we can reconnect with those people.
- 1:12:27But like those, this isn't, this is somebody that wanted to watch
- 1:12:30you and they just said no, you can't.
- 1:12:33Yeah, and also and also. If people want to watch Nick
- 1:12:37Fuentes, by all means knock yourselves out.
- 1:12:39I just think he's dumb and very gay.
- 1:12:43Well, so that's what I want to do.
- 1:12:45He comes out as gay. A lot of people are going to eat
- 1:12:47shit, huh? That I mean that would be the
- 1:12:51only. 1. Who said the same thing about
- 1:12:52Cantwell years ago? You want to find out how that
- 1:12:55went? You could check out my stream
- 1:12:57about it. Sam was that fun?
- 1:12:58Oh, that was. Fun that that was, that was,
- 1:13:01that was a lot. That was a lot of fun.
- 1:13:06Yeah. Spoiler he's he was super gay
- 1:13:10and wrote about gay sex. Yes.
- 1:13:14Fuentes I Here's my thing for Fuentes.
- 1:13:17Since I did the Cantwell one right, I'm going to take a shot
- 1:13:20in the dark. When Nick Fuentes is outed as
- 1:13:23gay, it's going to be because there's an actual videotape of
- 1:13:27him having sex with a dude. Well, if well, if you if you
- 1:13:35believe Jaden McNeil, there is one out.
- 1:13:39There, see, I didn't even know that.
- 1:13:41I've never heard that shit. I'm just that is my prediction
- 1:13:45looking at the Nick Fuentes story arc is look, Cantwell's a
- 1:13:50bit of a fucking like attention starved Peacock, right?
- 1:13:54But Nick Fuentes, boy does he love to make a big scene.
- 1:13:59And when Cantwell came out the closet, he basically burned the
- 1:14:04closet to the ground. To top that, Nick Fuentes is
- 1:14:08going to have to have videotape of two Dicks in his mouth,
- 1:14:14right? And one in his butt.
- 1:14:19Watch as this prediction becomes true specifically and exactly.
- 1:14:27Yeah. 2 By the way, the. Cantwell one was worse than I
- 1:14:30had ever predicted it to be. So if that trend continues, Nick
- 1:14:36Fuentes, is it going to be even gayer than three Dick Nick?
- 1:14:40Also I predict. That we're not we're we're now
- 1:14:44going to forever call him 3 Dick Nick.
- 1:14:47Also, I predict that he and Candace Owens will both support
- 1:14:52the Democrat candidate in 2028 because they both.
- 1:15:00Well Nick has probably said that he hates JD Vans because Vans is
- 1:15:08married to a slur for an Indian woman and is also controlled by
- 1:15:16the Israel Israeli lobby. Which his evidence for that is
- 1:15:22Just believe me bro. Trust.
- 1:15:29Trust can believe bro. Yeah.
- 1:15:32So yeah. It's crazy bad.
- 1:15:37He's having like his moment and it's very funny to me.
- 1:15:41Like I, I think that's what it is.
- 1:15:42Sam is people want us to be mad. About it, why would it's?
- 1:15:49Dude Tucker just like prostrated himself in front of what Trump
- 1:15:54called the weird gay kid. Yeah, the only.
- 1:15:59Gay kid. The only thing, well, and that's
- 1:16:02the other thing too, is no one is actually.
- 1:16:06So people think I'm mad that Tucker interviewed Fuentes.
- 1:16:10That's not what? So no one on the right is mad
- 1:16:14that Tucker interviewed that Tucker interviewed fundos?
- 1:16:183 Dick, Nick Sam. 3 Dick, Nick. OK, yeah, nobody's nobody's mad
- 1:16:24that Chatworth's Osbourne junior interviewed 3 Dick Nick.
- 1:16:31What people are, what people are upset about is why Chatsworth,
- 1:16:37which is what Rush Limbaugh called Tucker Carlson, by the
- 1:16:40way. That's why I'm smiling, Sam,
- 1:16:42because you got me with the old school fucking.
- 1:16:46Yeah, people are bad. Why?
- 1:16:49People are People are like why Chatsworth?
- 1:16:52Why didn't you ask this kid about anything?
- 1:16:56I mean 3 Dick *** literally said that he loves Joseph Stalin and
- 1:17:02Chatsworth was like Roy. You do OK.
- 1:17:08Wow. Oh well.
- 1:17:09So cool. Next, next question.
- 1:17:14And yeah, Chatsworth Osborne Junior was going to be the next
- 1:17:18Rush Limbaugh. See, Sam, we had two interviews
- 1:17:22this week that should have been reversed.
- 1:17:25That bitch that was like being nasty to Sidney Sweeney should
- 1:17:29have been asking Nick Fuentes questions.
- 1:17:32And then Tucker, if he's going to be a sycophant celebrity Dick
- 1:17:36sucker, should have been interviewing Sydney Sweeney,
- 1:17:40right? They're in the wrong position.
- 1:17:42The caddy bitch should have been like, now, Mr. Fuentes, do you
- 1:17:45want to do you want to take this opportunity to denounce lights
- 1:17:50and firms? That would be fair, right?
- 1:17:51That'd be an honest, good back and forth.
- 1:17:54Like, give that bitch your credit.
- 1:17:56There's a time and a place for a bitch like that.
- 1:17:59Yeah. And there's also a time and a
- 1:18:01place like, yes, Sidney Sweeney, she's just doing a movie shoot.
- 1:18:05She just wants to say, I loved this movie.
- 1:18:08I really worked hard on it. It's going to be good and like
- 1:18:12my stuff. Tucker would be great for that
- 1:18:16because that's what he did with Fuentes.
- 1:18:18So we need here's your AI. If you want to AI generate some
- 1:18:23shit, AI generate reversing those roles.
- 1:18:26That or like freedom tunes, there's a free idea for a
- 1:18:29fucking bit for you. Yeah.
- 1:18:32Yeah, I'm sorry, but Nick, Nick Fuentes got fellated by a
- 1:18:36fucking boomer on a fucking program that millions of people
- 1:18:42have watched and said that's impressive how he sucked, Nick.
- 1:18:46Fuentes. Off like that who bet who also
- 1:18:49nick who also Nick Boyd nick Boyd 3 Dick nick awesome Boyd
- 1:18:56Chatsworth into into that inter 3 Dick nick Boyd Chatsworth into
- 1:19:05that interview too because. 3 Dick Nick is always welcome on
- 1:19:09the Whitfield Report. I'd love to have them, Sam that.
- 1:19:14'D be fantastic. Well, he'll, well, he'll never
- 1:19:17come on this show because people have asked me what that I, I, I,
- 1:19:21I already know what that little interview will be like.
- 1:19:26If any of you have seen the stream where where Mr. Medicare
- 1:19:33basically makes fun of Nick for three hours, That's basically
- 1:19:37all. That's basically all.
- 1:19:38All I would do is call Nick gay for three hours and ask him why.
- 1:19:43Hey, did Charles, Charlie Kirk so much and.
- 1:19:47Why? Why again?
- 1:19:49Like you can't make the fist he's always making.
- 1:19:52Remember he threw the drink at somebody like a little bitch
- 1:19:55boy. He's a little Sissy.
- 1:20:01If you, if you want to take your political and life and moral
- 1:20:06advice from a Sissy, then you should just be trans and on the
- 1:20:10left. I'm not going to lie.
- 1:20:14Well, yes, I, well, I asked, predict that that's that, that
- 1:20:18that's where he might be in three years.
- 1:20:23I hope somebody one day quotes me on that.
- 1:20:25Nick Fuentes is a Sissy. Yes.
- 1:20:31There's your clip. There's your headline.
- 1:20:33I'm also well, well, and what I'm saying is I particularly,
- 1:20:36he'll be trans in three years. Oh, you one upped me.
- 1:20:40I said he's 3 Dick Nick. You're saying he's no Dick Nick?
- 1:20:44Amazing dude. We need a pool.
- 1:20:48We got to have a betting pool on what kind of game Nick Fuentes
- 1:20:52is going to be. Mm hmm, won't gash Nick.
- 1:21:04I have him in on the pole too. Nick Fuentes would be more than
- 1:21:07welcome on the pole. What kind of gay he's going to
- 1:21:11be, Even though that's not fair because he knows he already
- 1:21:13knows how many Dicks he's taken, where, when, up the butt, in the
- 1:21:17mouth, whatever. But like, we don't know that.
- 1:21:21We're just speculating. So he does have an advantage in
- 1:21:25the pool, but I still think I'm going to be right.
- 1:21:28I think he's 3 Dick Nick Sam says no Dick Nick Mort, do you
- 1:21:32want to over under whether he's going to have three Dicks or no
- 1:21:34Dicks I'm. Going to go towards no no Dicks.
- 1:21:42He is very effeminate. Is it going to go no decks or 4
- 1:21:46Dicks? I find a lot of the big anti Jew
- 1:21:51talking heads, they always talk about how they say like Jews are
- 1:21:55effeminate and yet I every one of them is massively effeminate.
- 1:22:00To me. That's weird.
- 1:22:03Like you look at him like Richard Spencer.
- 1:22:08I mean he's gay. Like we all know it.
- 1:22:10You know it. You know.
- 1:22:12I know it. He gay can'twell God, I wish I
- 1:22:15didn't know how gay he was. What?
- 1:22:20What's that guy? MM penis bitch.
- 1:22:22That's in the name. He likes Dick.
- 1:22:26Also, he's a funny one too because he's like yeah, I'm a
- 1:22:29pure Nazi. I truly understand the problem
- 1:22:32of. Jews.
- 1:22:33I was only married to a Jewish woman for fucking 20 years and
- 1:22:36have kids with her and now I disowned my own children.
- 1:22:41Make sure you take all your advice from me.
- 1:22:45Yeah. These guys, they're pathetic.
- 1:22:48It's like, dude, a normal guy who a normal closet gay guy in
- 1:22:53years past, like all of these gentlemen I'm mentioning would
- 1:22:58have just got either. They would have hit it like
- 1:23:02maybe 50 sixties. They just would have gone to a
- 1:23:03bathhouse or something or like in the 80s, nineties, or like my
- 1:23:08ear, they just be like, look, man, turns out I was gay the
- 1:23:11whole time. I'm sorry, but we'll take care
- 1:23:15of the kids together. People would be cool with that,
- 1:23:18but they want to be different. They can't just be gay is OK now
- 1:23:22and they're contrarians, so they can't just be OK.
- 1:23:24So they got to be either A super duper the gayest gay of all
- 1:23:28time, right? Or B some kind of like, well
- 1:23:36actually I'm not really gay even though I took all those Dicks in
- 1:23:39my butt. Well, that.
- 1:23:42It's very masculine to do that. You got to understand the logic,
- 1:23:46Sam. Well, that's the.
- 1:23:49That's the other thing with all these.
- 1:23:52Well, that's. Just tossed her own Suppository.
- 1:23:59Yeah. I'll see myself out.
- 1:24:05And these and these people wonder why we can't take them
- 1:24:10seriously so. It's like, it's like, oh, well,
- 1:24:19you know, in Rome, Romans used to, OK, that's gay.
- 1:24:28I would be like, yo, these Romans doing that gay shit, that
- 1:24:31gay. I wouldn't be like, yeah, you
- 1:24:34know what? That's peak masculinity.
- 1:24:36I'm really into that, you see, because I have this disgust
- 1:24:38reaction to the idea of touching another dude like that.
- 1:24:43It's like, hey. Well, Max, apparently,
- 1:24:47apparently we actually have Nicholas J Fundes.
- 1:24:52Oh my God. Oh, I should.
- 1:24:53Be careful. What I wish for Sam.
- 1:24:56I can't believe that I'm going to eat my words.
- 1:24:59Totally, totally. So, Mr. Fuentes, welcome to the
- 1:25:09Welcome to the White Males report, faggot.
- 1:25:11I'm. So owned.
- 1:25:16You know I'm not doing that shit.
- 1:25:21He's like, he's like, man, I can't pretend to be that gay.
- 1:25:27There's a level of pretend. You can pretend to be gay up to
- 1:25:30a point as a gentleman. You could be like like like a
- 1:25:33William Gracie kind of mockery gay.
- 1:25:37You could do like a, you know, everybody can Liz be gay?
- 1:25:41But like a Fuentes level, that's like a meta level 10,000 gay.
- 1:25:47Sorry, but I'm not going to, I'm not going to go out on on a limb
- 1:25:52there and defend people like Ally Akbar Alexander, you know,
- 1:25:57going after a bunch of kids, not going to pretend to be that kind
- 1:26:01of monster. It's it's hilarious to me.
- 1:26:04I don't know if you well, it's not.
- 1:26:06It's not hilarious in the ha ha sense, but it is.
- 1:26:11Say it's queer. It's odd.
- 1:26:13Strange. Well, it is very.
- 1:26:15Queer. Well, it is interesting for me
- 1:26:18to watch mainstream conservatives, Craig, like
- 1:26:22Daniel Ash, play clips of Nick Fuentes and Ally and just be
- 1:26:30like, horrified. And I'm like, yeah, I knew about
- 1:26:33this like 5. Six years ago, yeah.
- 1:26:38Ladies and gentlemen, Nick. Nick.
- 1:26:41Yeah, he was called Nick the Knife.
- 1:26:43And and by the knife they meant broken bottle, not piece of
- 1:26:46steel. Yeah, so a different kind of
- 1:26:49knife, if you will. Well, all he loves stabbing.
- 1:26:54Yeah. Well you see, like the thought
- 1:26:57originally before it became the that special knife was that he
- 1:27:01had such a a sharp wit. Except really, it was just a
- 1:27:04bunch of low hanging fruit. Well, and an Austin.
- 1:27:08We had a sticker for details. Reasonable.
- 1:27:10Moment that's based off of he basically just screamed slurs at
- 1:27:14a Jewish guy am I wrong? Isn't that what?
- 1:27:20And he pulled out a knife and started calling him the one I
- 1:27:22shouldn't say on YouTube because he'd get.
- 1:27:24Us No, no, no, no. So that was that was after he he
- 1:27:28pulled out the knife because he had already been called Nick the
- 1:27:30knife. Oh wow.
- 1:27:34That's that makes it more cringe actually.
- 1:27:37It is. It's ridiculous he he brought
- 1:27:39out a knife on a show in the 1st place because he'd been called
- 1:27:42Nick the Knife while he was debating people out in public.
- 1:27:47Yeah, he did have a very short stint where he would talk to
- 1:27:50people outside. Well, what?
- 1:27:53What do you think he'll do if I start calling him 3 Dick Nick?
- 1:27:56He's going to pull out three Dicks on his show.
- 1:27:59I don't know. You have to find his first.
- 1:28:02I guess he's actually, he's got a lot of young men on speed dial
- 1:28:07that he he could call in. That's true.
- 1:28:12Yeah, he goes and sees them every so often, finds a hotel
- 1:28:15that. Hasn't figured out the Ollie
- 1:28:16list. Yeah.
- 1:28:20So people should definitely look at the the Ollie files
- 1:28:23underscores underneath the underscores for the spaces, the
- 1:28:28under score Ollie under score files on X or Twitter.
- 1:28:31Yeah. They can't call them.
- 1:28:33And that's where Miley Yiannopoulos and what's what's
- 1:28:36her name helped compile a bunch of a bunch of information about
- 1:28:40them. So funny thing is, there's 2
- 1:28:43confirmed 2 confirmed minors that were sent naked photos to
- 1:28:50Ali Alexander under pressure, so under duress, so blackmailed
- 1:28:55into it. And of course Ali Alexander
- 1:28:59shared those files with Nick. Nick admitted that out in public
- 1:29:01because he's a fucking idiot and and that kind of monster, while
- 1:29:05he was basically blaming them for being blackmailed by the
- 1:29:10time traveling wizard that is Ali Alexander.
- 1:29:16And then of course, we have all the people that were included
- 1:29:20that were not not confirmed, reported, you know, etcetera.
- 1:29:24That that I guess there's ongoing litigation or not,
- 1:29:27doesn't matter. There was like over, you know,
- 1:29:30more than you can count on your hands, People that were more or
- 1:29:33less confirmed, the youngest being 12 years old.
- 1:29:37Geez, yeah. And this is The thing is, I've
- 1:29:41I've mentioned earlier how many lives that I believe that Nick
- 1:29:45Fuentes and his, you know, cancerous bullshit have ruined.
- 1:29:50I put in at least 2 confirmed that mentioned him by name in
- 1:29:55some fashion shooters and then a couple more that were clearly
- 1:29:59inspired. Well there is of course.
- 1:30:01What was his name? The Latino zoomer or whatever.
- 1:30:07The guy who threatened ATPUSA event got arrested and they
- 1:30:11found child porn on his own. Yeah, close friend of the next,
- 1:30:14of course. The black kid that I mentioned
- 1:30:17earlier who referred to himself as an N word cell and shot a
- 1:30:20person at his school. Yep, and it's and that one is,
- 1:30:25of course. Tragic.
- 1:30:26It's like how is a white nationalist convincing a black
- 1:30:29kid to hate himself? That's fucked up.
- 1:30:32Well, he says. The thing is, he's not a white
- 1:30:34nationalist so much. He uses that as a way to get.
- 1:30:37Around, certainly not in in. Claims he claims to be a
- 1:30:40Christian nationalist. He claims to be a Christian
- 1:30:43nationalist, and a lot of a lot of his rhetoric does fall into
- 1:30:46that, of course. Problem is, he's really not a
- 1:30:49practicing Christian in the way that he would otherwise claim.
- 1:30:52He's just a cultist. Right.
- 1:30:54He's a a cult leader. Yeah, he's a cult of personality
- 1:30:57and nothing more. That's that's all I.
- 1:31:00And that's, that's largely going to be a lot of the issue because
- 1:31:03you're going to find groups that dissociate with them that so
- 1:31:09it's it's people want to be able to shoehorn him into a category
- 1:31:12like that. The guy, you know, likes Hitler
- 1:31:16and Stalin and another social. He's a socialist in that sense.
- 1:31:20He's he's actually, he's clearly.
- 1:31:21I said earlier, Craig, and I don't know if you agree or
- 1:31:24disagree with my definition here, but I want to give it
- 1:31:27again for you. To me, if you say you love
- 1:31:31Hitler in some fashion or you want to emulate him, and you
- 1:31:35also consistently say how much you don't like Jewish people,
- 1:31:39you're a Nazi. That's how I define it.
- 1:31:42Neo Nazi. Neo Nazi.
- 1:31:44Yes. That that best you could say.
- 1:31:45And and that's here's the deal on that.
- 1:31:47To be fair, that's 'cause I'm a punch and those were the guys we
- 1:31:50were fighting, right? Was neo Nazis, but we just
- 1:31:52called him Nazi punk. So that's just how I say it.
- 1:31:55But yes, to me that is what I would define as it's it's
- 1:31:59acceptable to call somebody a Nazi if they meet those two
- 1:32:02criteria. I would say that the reason to
- 1:32:05insist on neo Nazi personally, not like you know, I'm going to
- 1:32:08be a sticker about it, is because there are still literal
- 1:32:12living Nazis and for some reason Canada likes to court them
- 1:32:15Parliament. Yes.
- 1:32:18That that is true and also like the neo Nazi shit is so far
- 1:32:22removed. And and people like Soros, who
- 1:32:25was also again, a literal Nazi. Yep.
- 1:32:29Yes. And I don't even like I and, you
- 1:32:33know, people might not like this, but I have friends that I
- 1:32:35know are like openly anti-Semitic and that although
- 1:32:39it's. Oddly enough idea too.
- 1:32:41It's hilarious. Yeah, it's just like, whatever.
- 1:32:44Sometimes that's not the biggest part of their personality.
- 1:32:47Right. Who cares?
- 1:32:48And if it If a joke's funny, it's funny too.
- 1:32:52That's one thing like a lot of people don't if you.
- 1:32:54Can't laugh at yourself? Then.
- 1:32:56If you can't laugh at yourself, then you really have to sort out
- 1:33:01your life because that's one of the major ways you've.
- 1:33:03You know, I'd laugh at other people.
- 1:33:06If if you, if you can't laugh at other people, if you can't laugh
- 1:33:10at yourself or other people, then you have no humor.
- 1:33:12I think the problem is though, is like Nick tries to hide
- 1:33:18behind the thing of I'm just doing jokes.
- 1:33:21But The thing is, is he says the same joke over and over and over
- 1:33:25again. That's The thing is he's also
- 1:33:27done things where he's just not telling jokes.
- 1:33:30Yeah, I kind of explained. That earlier for maybe like a
- 1:33:33more boomery. A more boomery audience that
- 1:33:36might not understand Fuentes like on the top level when he
- 1:33:41says he's being ironic, right? That's for the boomers.
- 1:33:45So that. He just be like.
- 1:33:47You don't understand it. Ha ha ha.
- 1:33:50But underneath that, what they he actually means is basically
- 1:33:55the same thing as the ironic joke.
- 1:33:58Right. Like, he's not, he's not
- 1:34:01actually meaning anything different when he says some of
- 1:34:04his more extreme stuff, that's what he means to some degree.
- 1:34:09Yeah. And the fact that like.
- 1:34:11They're laughing that you don't know that when he says he's
- 1:34:14ironic and you can't discern what's a joke and what's not.
- 1:34:17They find that funny. And they're right.
- 1:34:21They're right. It is funny when boomers can't
- 1:34:23discern where the irony begins and ends.
- 1:34:25I, I agree that that can be very funny, but to explain to you
- 1:34:30boomers out there, you not getting it, that they're
- 1:34:33actually just mean what they're saying.
- 1:34:35It's not ironic in that way. It's ironic in that they think
- 1:34:38you don't know what they're doing.
- 1:34:42That's the irony that they're talking about.
- 1:34:45Exactly. Sorry, but.
- 1:34:48Also not doing 40 chess, he's just a fucking retard.
- 1:34:51Exactly, exactly. He believes some shit that's a
- 1:34:55little too extreme and then he backs it down.
- 1:34:57Well, just kidding. I just kid.
- 1:34:59Yeah, I do that. I can't do that anymore.
- 1:35:02The thing is. Because is way older now.
- 1:35:05The crazy shit I say on this show bro if you want to Fact
- 1:35:08Check me on if I'm being ironic about the lizard men Andromedin
- 1:35:13fucking snake people wore. No obviously not.
- 1:35:17That's really greatest. Completely.
- 1:35:26Sorry. Yeah, if what does really wanted
- 1:35:32to tell good Jew jokes, he'd probably talk to a few Jews.
- 1:35:37Yeah, here's here's one for you. So how many Jews can he fit in
- 1:35:42the VW Bug? How many?
- 1:35:49None, because they don't buy them.
- 1:35:55Sorry, I got my friend with that one earlier.
- 1:35:57He was. It was starting to get all
- 1:35:59flippant and I was like, yeah, you expected me to give the
- 1:36:01ashtray drug, didn't you? It's 2 for one man.
- 1:36:06Yeah. How much do you think it costs
- 1:36:08to liquidate a camp during the Holocaust?
- 1:36:13They they never actually determined the number because
- 1:36:15they couldn't find an accountant to run.
- 1:36:17It Yeah. Why did they all lose in court
- 1:36:29after this war? No.
- 1:36:32Why all the lawyers that's. Why they were socialists, let's
- 1:36:36be real, is that nobody understood money.
- 1:36:40Yeah, well, that's all those people spend all.
- 1:36:44The money without all those money grubbers around.
- 1:36:47How'd that work out, by the way? Well.
- 1:36:50It's, it's fun how that works, isn't it?
- 1:36:52Because communism, with the way they do their utopia, they have
- 1:36:56to keep people from leaving. Whereas fascism.
- 1:36:59So instead of running through money and then just slowly
- 1:37:02siphoning the life force out of your people, fascism instead
- 1:37:07external and starts rounding people up from outside.
- 1:37:11Like, you know, we need more people.
- 1:37:12Fuck it, let's just go to war. Yeah.
- 1:37:17I mean, I guess you could say something about seizing the
- 1:37:19means of production in that sense.
- 1:37:24Yeah, well. And, and the fun thing about
- 1:37:27both forms of socialism in those senses is that you cannot
- 1:37:33actually coexist next to them peacefully forever.
- 1:37:37Not for very long at all, no. So I wonder how long it's going
- 1:37:44to be before Escape from New York becomes like an actual docu
- 1:37:49documentary. What I'm hoping is that they
- 1:37:52bring in already was a little quip.
- 1:37:55That stupid little song that they had for him.
- 1:37:58You know the one they spell out his name and say learn how to
- 1:38:00pronounce it. It's like, I think people are
- 1:38:03going to be very capable of pronouncing his name by the time
- 1:38:06he's done. Oh yeah.
- 1:38:09Oh yeah, definitely. I you wanted you wanted people
- 1:38:14to say your name and say it right, You got it buddy.
- 1:38:18I. Think the the Sharia law should
- 1:38:21be imposed on all the white bitches that voted for it and
- 1:38:26only them though That's fair, it's consensual Sharia.
- 1:38:33Well, I don't know if you guys saw Elon put out that post
- 1:38:36earlier today or earlier night where he said, you know, people
- 1:38:40from LA, New York, SF or and, and whatever are best and
- 1:38:45brightest are moving to Austin. It's like, no, motherfucker,
- 1:38:49that is the last thing Texas needs right now.
- 1:38:51In fact, explicitly that was one of the things that they're
- 1:38:55trying to do is move enough people there to make it purple.
- 1:38:58The last thing they need is the people is all the rats leaving
- 1:39:01their sinking ship. Fuck that.
- 1:39:03The the rat should be forced to fucking stay.
- 1:39:06I mean, well, here's The thing is a bunch of Republicans are
- 1:39:08leaving because, and that makes the areas even more liberal or a
- 1:39:11bunch of conservatives are leaving the mix of areas more
- 1:39:13liberal. And then of course, they've got
- 1:39:16the people who are leaving to try and make Texas purple, and
- 1:39:18they're just going to move there and bitch and make it worse.
- 1:39:20And he's talking about Austin, which is one of the more liberal
- 1:39:23places in Texas. Yeah, it's definitely.
- 1:39:26Dallas and Austin, you got to be fucking joking me.
- 1:39:29It's the epicenter of blue in Texas for sure.
- 1:39:33More though. Like I was, I was just there in
- 1:39:35October and you know, as as hip as the downtown scene is there,
- 1:39:41like it's I would not move to Austin.
- 1:39:44I just maybe Freeport or Houston because like then there's, you
- 1:39:48know, people like me who actually have to make shit work.
- 1:39:51And you know when you when you do something actually have
- 1:39:54value. I want to hit on something, Mort
- 1:39:57said there real quick. Mort.
- 1:40:00No, no. We are in blue states.
- 1:40:03We should let those people leave.
- 1:40:06Think about it. Mm hmm.
- 1:40:12Turn the blue state purple maybe?
- 1:40:15Nah, if they're all going to Texas, that's there is a benefit
- 1:40:18to us. You see, true.
- 1:40:22I'm I'm all in favor of the ultra liberals trying to
- 1:40:26colonize elsewhere away from me. I mean.
- 1:40:29Could they do it outside the country?
- 1:40:31At least. Wouldn't that be swell?
- 1:40:33Like could we send them to the moon?
- 1:40:36No, I think it's better they should all go and don't do that
- 1:40:40to the moon. Send them all to a functional
- 1:40:42communist state. Well, no.
- 1:40:44We. Build a fucking city on the
- 1:40:45moon. We call it Woktopia.
- 1:40:47We say everybody's equal, everything is based on DEI.
- 1:40:51They'll go themselves. Yeah, but that doesn't really
- 1:40:55help us because we want a moon base.
- 1:40:56Why the fuck would we put them on a planet's way we want to go
- 1:40:59to? I mean you have to beta test the
- 1:41:02moon base somehow. You need Guinea pigs.
- 1:41:06Thought we were going to build an.
- 1:41:07Atmosphere for them, Craig. Well, I mean, I suppose they
- 1:41:12could all just use the people's air that they bring with them.
- 1:41:16Yeah, exactly. Woktopia cannot have an
- 1:41:19atmosphere because some people have allergies and.
- 1:41:25Well, well, and also the atmosphere is right.
- 1:41:29You know they can't have water either because there is there
- 1:41:32are people that truly have a water allergy.
- 1:41:35It's really unfortunate. Well, and also Hitler drank
- 1:41:37water. That too, yes.
- 1:41:39Yes, no water in Woktopia. But you see, Stalin also drank
- 1:41:43water, so it's quite a conundrum.
- 1:41:44It's whatever you feel extra communist that seems to be when
- 1:41:48you're allowed to have water well.
- 1:41:51Well, Hitler breathed oxygen too.
- 1:41:55True. Got to stop doing that.
- 1:41:56You might be a white supremacist.
- 1:41:58Very few of them exhibit behavior that does not fall
- 1:42:04outside. Sorry, that does fall outside of
- 1:42:06oxygen deprivation. So I have a feeling that they're
- 1:42:09already doing that one for you. Yeah.
- 1:42:12Then they also hold their breath when they're sitting there
- 1:42:14complaining on the ground about how bad oil is.
- 1:42:18That's true and they use lots of oil in their painting over
- 1:42:23paintings. I don't.
- 1:42:25I wonder if they understand how many products based on petroleum
- 1:42:29it takes for them to desecrate those petroleum based paint.
- 1:42:34From. 400 fucking years ago. They well that's The thing is
- 1:42:39it's not all petroleum. It's actually largely not
- 1:42:41petroleum based paint for 400 years ago.
- 1:42:44I know it's largely natural ingredients.
- 1:42:47You know the shit. More vegan than any of the hair
- 1:42:50fucking. On it is got plastics and micro
- 1:42:53plastics and every other fucking.
- 1:42:55Thing it's more vegan than the scratchy the scratchy toilet
- 1:42:58paper they use. Well, that's still one of the
- 1:43:01funnier things from the pandemic in just about every natural
- 1:43:04disaster that's happened in the US.
- 1:43:07The one toilet paper you will 100% see on the shelves when you
- 1:43:12enter into any store that's being looted or any straws been
- 1:43:15stripped out by people panic buying.
- 1:43:17You will always see vegan toilet paper because it's basically
- 1:43:21just tree bark. Bro it's.
- 1:43:24That shit will. That shit is like 20 grit
- 1:43:26sandpaper. I don't understand why nobody
- 1:43:29else is doing the three seashells I.
- 1:43:32Watched that recently. Yeah, it's obvious.
- 1:43:39Right. It's scary.
- 1:43:41It's scary how like that. That movie.
- 1:43:46Isn't science fiction, it's just we're.
- 1:43:49There now, so actually I watched the movies on Prime food of
- 1:43:53everything that's you know, I have to tell you.
- 1:43:56I have to tell you about this. I have to tell you about Taco
- 1:43:59Bell. So I watched it recently on
- 1:44:02Amazon Prime and somebody must have made a good amount of money
- 1:44:07to make them do something super stupid because they replaced it
- 1:44:10in the movie with Pizza Hut. But they get a really fucking
- 1:44:13bad job of it. You can still see them make the
- 1:44:16mouth motion Taco Bell very clearly.
- 1:44:19And they just sliced in Pizza Hut instead.
- 1:44:22And and when she's you know, and he he says, Oh, I like whatever
- 1:44:26the hell it was he says. And instead it's dubbed over
- 1:44:28like, oh, I like a slice of pizzas next.
- 1:44:31Well, as the next guy. And then when they when they
- 1:44:34enter in the restaurant, so they have like Pizza Hut on a white
- 1:44:38background, like there's someone in the white background
- 1:44:41plastered on the side of the car.
- 1:44:44And then when they walk in to the building, you can see on the
- 1:44:48front side as we're walking in Taco Bell written on the glass
- 1:44:52as it was. And then from the inside during
- 1:44:54that scene, every fucking window has Taco Bell.
- 1:44:57But when he goes outside to fight, when it comes, when they
- 1:44:59you're right after the fight, when it pans back towards the
- 1:45:02building and the two of them talk, they went ahead and put in
- 1:45:07this really shitty. Like it's, it's just a static
- 1:45:10image on a moving background behind it.
- 1:45:13Like they didn't even bother to try and make it move properly
- 1:45:15with the scene. I mean, it's not like it moves a
- 1:45:17whole lot, but it's still the scene's moving and the image is
- 1:45:19static on the screen. So like they, they, they so half
- 1:45:24assed it like it's, it's pure comedy.
- 1:45:28But yeah, it's it's, it is now, you know, forever changed until
- 1:45:32whatever contract made them change in the 1st place happens
- 1:45:35again. My favorite stuff like that is
- 1:45:38the old, you know, the TV cuts of movies.
- 1:45:42I worked when I was a teenager, worked at a gas station on like
- 1:45:46Saturday afternoons, and I'd have like a little antenna TV,
- 1:45:50right? And sometimes the only thing on
- 1:45:53in that dead aspect, especially if it's not sports season, is
- 1:45:57gonna be some old movie edited for broadcast television.
- 1:46:03The best ever are likes. I would love to get just Avhs
- 1:46:07copy of edited for TV Scarface that I saw that was great edited
- 1:46:13for TV. Goodfellas, Sam, if you want to
- 1:46:16hear the funniest fucking thing ever, 'cause they don't just
- 1:46:19bleep it, they replace the cuss words with other words.
- 1:46:23Like. Ordering or something.
- 1:46:26And it's like Joe Pesci going, I'm flipping flying mad right
- 1:46:30now. Do I look like a flipping clown
- 1:46:32to you? It's.
- 1:46:33So funny 'cause he's using like third grader cuss words.
- 1:46:38I love that. Or like, you know, you wanna,
- 1:46:41you wanna flip and play. Huh, my my favorite my favorite
- 1:46:48TV dub movie because it sounds so bad.
- 1:46:52Haven't even seen? Have any of you seen the TV dub
- 1:46:55of Die Hard? That's that's a classic yippie
- 1:46:59Ki Yay, my dude. No, you, no, no, yippee, came
- 1:47:05Mr. Fell, Mr. Falcon is the double.
- 1:47:08Yeah, Oh. Man in a In a.
- 1:47:12Fiction is another great TV cut 1.
- 1:47:15Oh yeah. It cut.
- 1:47:17It cuts out about half the fucking actual movie.
- 1:47:22Yeah, well, there was, there was, there was the bad TV skit
- 1:47:26where they where they bleeped that out and they just bleeped
- 1:47:29out Sam, Sam Jackson's entirely. Just turned this into the most
- 1:47:35millennial conversation possible.
- 1:47:38Best. Zoomers are like what's the
- 1:47:42fucking TV? Man, wait till they find out
- 1:47:48what acrt is. I know I had at the gas station.
- 1:47:52Wait, it wasn't flat before? Is that why they call it a flat
- 1:47:55screen? It was it was like one of those
- 1:47:58mini black and white CRTS with an antenna and you.
- 1:48:03Saw the Magic 1. With like with like one of them
- 1:48:05fucking 12 Volt cables like a washing machine.
- 1:48:12Yeah. And it was black and white and
- 1:48:14it got like 4 stations. But you know, Saturday's a slow
- 1:48:20day at the gas station, so you got to have something to do.
- 1:48:24And imagine this, guys, there was no such thing as a
- 1:48:27smartphone to sit and play with. What a concept.
- 1:48:35Yeah, I know When I when I first joined Facebook, you actually
- 1:48:40had to log on to an actual computer.
- 1:48:44Oh bad. When I joined Myspace, we didn't
- 1:48:48realize social media was going to be cancer.
- 1:48:52Yeah, that's true. You know who was everyone's
- 1:48:56friend? Tom.
- 1:48:57Tom. Tom was the best friend you
- 1:49:00could have on the Internet, the only true Internet.
- 1:49:02Friend Tom, the funniest fucking thing is he sells Myspace, takes
- 1:49:11his money and fucks off. It's like, I'm not going to be a
- 1:49:14public guy. I got paid.
- 1:49:16I'm done. What a legend, yeah.
- 1:49:19Thank you. I think he he knew what hell was
- 1:49:20coming. We we lost.
- 1:49:22Because think about this. And because of that, Zuck is the
- 1:49:26guy we could have had Tom. True.
- 1:49:29You fucks, you ruined it. Myspace was so much more
- 1:49:33customizable too, back in the day.
- 1:49:36Like you could, you could, you could.
- 1:49:38Like people's pages took an extra fucking 10 minutes to load
- 1:49:42because of all the extra bullshit they put in.
- 1:49:44Yeah, it's really funny. Yeah.
- 1:49:46But like you could put music on your page and.
- 1:49:49Well, I had I made one for the for the for my high school band.
- 1:49:54I made a Myspace music page and then like they kept redoing the
- 1:50:00whole entire Myspace music platform.
- 1:50:02So I kept getting notification because we'd you know when the.
- 1:50:06Music player used to automatically pop out was the
- 1:50:09last straw for me. Yeah.
- 1:50:11Same here. Yeah, they kept, they kept
- 1:50:14changing it. And you had to like, you know,
- 1:50:16like they really wanted you to come and reapply things or or
- 1:50:19redo things. You want you want to make this
- 1:50:22even more millennial right now, Craig, Sam Mort, you ready for
- 1:50:25this? Winamp really whips the llamas
- 1:50:30ass. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:50:33It does. It's still it's still my
- 1:50:35preferred MP3 player program to this fucking day.
- 1:50:40That that's how, that's how, that's how I first listened to
- 1:50:44Alex Jones was on Shoutcast. I mean, we, we talked about
- 1:50:50this. You and I, Max both had APSP.
- 1:50:53There was a Winamp. There was like an officially
- 1:50:56supported Winamp. Yeah, and you could, you could
- 1:51:00even RSS podcasts on PSP. Yeah, it was dope.
- 1:51:04Yeah. Yep, yeah, that's why Winamp
- 1:51:11really whips the llamas at like, man, even today though, open
- 1:51:15source is such king I was. I said to you before, Sam, I got
- 1:51:20my son. It's called a MEW Flip 2 and
- 1:51:26it's a little emulation Linux based handheld it looks like.
- 1:51:30Actually, would you mind getting it for me?
- 1:51:32If he's not playing with it, he should be asleep.
- 1:51:38I mean, it's, it's only, it's only midnight on a Thursday.
- 1:51:44I know, I know. That's why I'm like, is he if he
- 1:51:46better not be up playing his game, but tap?
- 1:51:49Out soon, man. You know, it's, it's a little
- 1:51:51Linux handheld. What I thought immediately upon
- 1:51:55booting it up though I had a problem as it was full of pirate
- 1:51:59games and some Chinese stuff which irked me because this
- 1:52:04thing. Like like what's his name?
- 1:52:06That rapper who had the totally Soldier Boy who had.
- 1:52:10Actually sold this same thing as his console before, yeah.
- 1:52:16Yes, it's the. One, except his, was $200.
- 1:52:19I think I paid. 50 something for mine, but it's cool and I
- 1:52:28immediately was like, OK, I don't want to use pirate Chinese
- 1:52:32software for my kid. And so I installed an operating
- 1:52:37system. It's fun.
- 1:52:39Linux stuff's awesome Sam because there was like, even
- 1:52:42though it's this niche emulation handheld device, there's seven
- 1:52:47different operating systems for it like Linux kernels.
- 1:52:52I went with the one called Spruce OS.
- 1:52:54It's kind of a newer 1 and there's a stock one.
- 1:52:58There's all different ones and they, yeah, I loaded it up with
- 1:53:02my own games, you know, rather than the pirated ones and it
- 1:53:06works great. It runs up to like Dreamcast and
- 1:53:09PS1N64 no problem. It runs some indie like 2D indie
- 1:53:17Steam games as well, like the new Ninja Turtles, Shredders,
- 1:53:20Revenge, Stardew Valley, stuff like that.
- 1:53:24And it's a, it's a neat little thing.
- 1:53:26I got him for his birthday 'cause he's been so good this
- 1:53:29year and I thought it was cool to tinker.
- 1:53:31I didn't even plan on like, doing the tech nerdy part of
- 1:53:35installing the operating system until I saw it was full of
- 1:53:38Chinese fucking pirate shit like the Soldier Boy thing.
- 1:53:44So I just got a clean SD card and I got my Linux nerd on for a
- 1:53:49moment, which is always fun to do.
- 1:53:52Boys, if you've never done Linux, go tinker man, It's fun.
- 1:53:57You can throw it into a virtual machine on your windows.
- 1:54:00Computer. Speaking of which, we haven't
- 1:54:02mentioned a thing that I should have been talking about tonight.
- 1:54:04Sam, did you see the? Of course you did.
- 1:54:07I was talking to you when it happened.
- 1:54:09The Valve hardware drop today. That was cool.
- 1:54:13Yeah. Now.
- 1:54:16Gentlemen, I'm going to bow out. It's nice to come in and chat.
- 1:54:19Thanks for having me on. Goodnight, Greg.
- 1:54:22Always. Tell you, Greg.
- 1:54:23Goodnight guys. So there we go.
- 1:54:28It's like a little Game Boy SP, right?
- 1:54:32That's cool. It came with a nice little look
- 1:54:37case for it charger. She put a little sticker on for
- 1:54:42him and. That's nice.
- 1:54:46You know, he's got a game open right now.
- 1:54:49I'm going to actually exit so you could see the main system.
- 1:54:58Oh, we won't be able to see it. No, not in the the lights too.
- 1:55:02Bright the lights too bright. It's a Pokémon themed anyway,
- 1:55:05nice. And as all kinds of games, you
- 1:55:10know, I put my God, I got some arcade games, some Sega Genesis,
- 1:55:17every single Game Boy game, Game Boy Advanced game, Nintendo 64,
- 1:55:21a bunch of DS, PlayStation One, some PSP games, Super Nintendo
- 1:55:29and yeah. And it's not an online thing and
- 1:55:36it's just a game thing. There's no like browsers or
- 1:55:39stores or anything like that, which is partly why I wanted to
- 1:55:44get something like that. And it's pocketable and he
- 1:55:47really enjoys it. I don't know if you saw it has
- 1:55:50one one last time, sorry. It's got these two little thumb
- 1:55:53sticks which the the Game Boy didn't have, and they're very
- 1:55:57cool tucked in there like that. Yeah, that is, that is cool. 2
- 1:56:02micro SD card slots and this right here is HDMI out so you
- 1:56:08can plug it in ATV. Wow, that that is cool.
- 1:56:13Yeah, they're like 50 to 80 bucks on Amazon, which isn't so
- 1:56:17bad for what it is. And I figured it's a nice little
- 1:56:20birthday present for the boy. He's been very good.
- 1:56:23We actually partly is we got, we had parent teacher conferences
- 1:56:27and they were just glowing. It was wonderful.
- 1:56:30I've I've expressed on the show before, we've had some issues
- 1:56:34with the school, some differences of opinion, but it
- 1:56:37was nothing like that this year, man.
- 1:56:39Everybody was like, wow, he's, he's doing great, you know?
- 1:56:43Yeah. That was really cool and he got
- 1:56:47rewarded for. I have also keep getting him
- 1:56:49comic books and every. He's spoiled rotten.
- 1:56:53What is? What's his favorite comic?
- 1:56:56Book Batman. Based.
- 1:56:59Yeah, I just got him Batman Fortress, which is, I don't know
- 1:57:06which issue, but it's the it's an ongoing run they have now.
- 1:57:11He likes it. It's got like a bunch of he
- 1:57:13likes anything with Killer Croc in it.
- 1:57:15That's one of his favorites. Interesting.
- 1:57:20Yeah, well, in his world, the bad guys always like repent and
- 1:57:24become good guys, and then he thinks that they're cool.
- 1:57:27So Killer Croc is really cool. Ah, so he's only so he's.
- 1:57:34Well, now I know which version of color Crocky is right.
- 1:57:38That's. Right, you were saying I didn't.
- 1:57:50Catch that? Yeah, I think, I think you had a
- 1:57:55delay there more. Oh.
- 1:57:58I, I just, I just remember you saying this is shit probably six
- 1:58:02months to a year ago now that that little man plays all of the
- 1:58:06Lego Lego games and all of the villains also are cool with with
- 1:58:12the superheroes and shit. Yeah, well, 'cause in the Lego
- 1:58:16games they become an unlockable player character, so to him that
- 1:58:20means they're good guys now. And I would agree.
- 1:58:23And then he has his own little like acts out, his own little
- 1:58:27moral plays with them and his action figures and stuff.
- 1:58:30So that that you can, if you just stand outside his room and
- 1:58:33he doesn't know long enough, you can hear the story as to how
- 1:58:36they found their redemption. They always have some convoluted
- 1:58:43story about brothers and fathers.
- 1:58:46And it's very Shakespearean, really.
- 1:58:48He's very dramatic. He likes Rome a lot.
- 1:58:53Well, you know, how often do you think about Rome, Max?
- 1:59:00Every day at. Least at least once a day.
- 1:59:05Yeah, that's a minimum. Sometimes it's far more, but you
- 1:59:09know it's you know you got to give due to you put.
- 1:59:12Bejeweled on here. Oh, you're awesome.
- 1:59:15Of course I put Bejeweled on there.
- 1:59:18Yeah, you gonna have an emulation machine and not have
- 1:59:21like Tetris and Bejeweled and Mario and poyo Pop is another
- 1:59:26good one by. The way when I went to go get
- 1:59:30this kid you not, I literally had like the Mission Impossible
- 1:59:35theme song playing in my head as I'm navigating the stuffed
- 1:59:39animals and toys on the floor to get to the bed.
- 1:59:42Lean over him because of course he didn't have this right with,
- 1:59:45you know, the tablet and the teddy bear.
- 1:59:48No, it's on the other side of the freaking bed.
- 1:59:50So I got to lean over the sleeping child, get the game,
- 1:59:54then I have to navigate the minefield of toys and stuffies
- 1:59:57to turn the light off and then get back out, not being able to
- 2:00:02see the minefield of stuffies and toys.
- 2:00:06But I did it and I didn't wake him up.
- 2:00:08Right. And so the Mission Impossible
- 2:00:10theme got all the way through and you were done it.
- 2:00:13Yeah. Pretty pretty much.
- 2:00:15When I went to go down the stairs I was like, yes, like I
- 2:00:19did it because if he woke up I'd be fucking screwed.
- 2:00:23Well, we, we, we. Play it though, I think it needs
- 2:00:25to charge. It does.
- 2:00:27Well, we we appreciate it, Maxine.
- 2:00:30Yeah, that's a cool little toy. I'm.
- 2:00:33Getting one of my own. Eventually I'm getting one of my
- 2:00:36own. Yeah, We had the idea we were
- 2:00:38going to get three of them because they're cool, but we
- 2:00:41both had looked at the other one that's more.
- 2:00:43It's called Trim UI Smart Pro. It's like $80.00 and it's it's
- 2:00:48like APSP, it's a Linux PSP basically even uses the Vita
- 2:00:53screen, literally the screen from the Vita is the basis of
- 2:00:57it. So.
- 2:00:58Nice. Those are pretty cool.
- 2:01:00And we looked at it, but you know, times get tight and we
- 2:01:04were like, well, we're get one for him.
- 2:01:06I think now she wants that same model actually.
- 2:01:09Oh. Yeah, yeah, I I would be fine
- 2:01:12with getting because honestly, OK, so taking it from.
- 2:01:16It's very purse friendly, yeah. From a female point of view and
- 2:01:21I already know this works even with my it's upstairs so I'm not
- 2:01:24going to go get it but my my coffin purse that I've showed on
- 2:01:28here before this where's the camera there it is This fits
- 2:01:33even perfectly in that tiny ass bag because it's it's fairly
- 2:01:37small. This fits.
- 2:01:39So for a woman, yeah, this is great.
- 2:01:42You put it in the case, throw it in your bag, take it with you
- 2:01:45every like the amount of games that you can put on here, the
- 2:01:47different games you can put on here like.
- 2:01:50And, and, and also it comes in mad colors and I don't know if
- 2:01:53you guys saw the color that I got is basically the old Super.
- 2:01:57It looks like a Super Nintendo. Did you catch that?
- 2:02:00Yeah, I did. It's.
- 2:02:01Very cool. Like I was like, I was like no
- 2:02:03the colors and everything looks just like it get.
- 2:02:06That it's supposed to be like, yeah, the Super Nintendo model.
- 2:02:09I thought that was super cool to have that aesthetic.
- 2:02:14But they make blue, pink, green, whatever, all kinds of color
- 2:02:18schemes. They're very popular in Korea.
- 2:02:21Like people you might actually see one in the wild.
- 2:02:24That's why I grabbed it, because they're they're a brand.
- 2:02:27Mew MIMIYOO. Yeah, they're pretty good.
- 2:02:36Yeah. You're fucking around, but then
- 2:02:38I wanted to talk about the steam hardware drop.
- 2:02:40I forgot because Craig left and then she brought the thing in.
- 2:02:43So they dropped the Steam frame, which is a stand alone VR
- 2:02:48device. Sam, as obviously you know, I'm
- 2:02:52I'm a owner of a Quest two and three and I'm very familiar with
- 2:02:57the three. I want to say this.
- 2:03:00It is not necessarily uses the same processor, exactly the same
- 2:03:04processor snap. Gen.
- 2:03:06Gen. Snapdragon 8 Gen. 3, they both
- 2:03:09use the same processor. Good to know they both have the
- 2:03:13same basic. Specs same.
- 2:03:18Lenses. I imagine that the steam.
- 2:03:21Frame is they didn't. Mention any pricing.
- 2:03:24I imagine it's going to be similarly priced to the Quest 3,
- 2:03:30a difference with the Steam frame to the Quest three that a
- 2:03:32lot of people are. And even me you're going to find
- 2:03:34to be a benefit is 1 steam. OS and two that they've made a
- 2:03:39little dongle that you plug into your computer that handles
- 2:03:42wirelessly streaming games from your computer, but it is a stand
- 2:03:47alone VR device, the steam frame.
- 2:03:50It does not require a computer, you can just use a computer as
- 2:03:54well. That's awesome.
- 2:03:56Second they announced. Really.
- 2:03:59The second thing they announced was the Steam.
- 2:04:01Controller. 2:00 I definitely want one.
- 2:04:05I was I still have a Steam controller I use.
- 2:04:08I had I bought 1 the day it came out actually.
- 2:04:12I just died like a year ago and it was from like 2015.
- 2:04:17Yeah, the Steam Deck it it basically takes the original
- 2:04:22Steam Controller. And the Steam Deck.
- 2:04:24Controller and merged them into a cute little baby.
- 2:04:28And then they announced what they call the Steam Machine,
- 2:04:30which is essentially a gaming PC console.
- 2:04:34Yep, it runs on Steam OS. You can use a controller.
- 2:04:37It's got full Linux desktop mode as well.
- 2:04:39Though it. Is a computer, but it is also a
- 2:04:42gaming console that runs 4K games and it's Linux based.
- 2:04:48Don't. Yeah.
- 2:04:50It's no pricing on any of them, Sam.
- 2:04:53We have very few. Specs on the?
- 2:04:56Steam. Machine itself so far, we we
- 2:04:59know it's a custom chipset, so it's tough to compare it to
- 2:05:06anything, any hardware out in the wild we don't.
- 2:05:08Know what kind of performance it's going to get.
- 2:05:10However, it does seem to be something to the effect of like
- 2:05:14an Xbox Series X level of power, or maybe slightly above Nice.
- 2:05:21And obviously they're not making a new.
- 2:05:25Steam Deck was the. First thing they said, but.
- 2:05:27That this all kind of works as like a family of products.
- 2:05:32It's an interesting strategy. I do think that the gaming
- 2:05:35market is more ready for a Steam hardware expansion than it's
- 2:05:42ever been before, absolutely. And so we'll see how it turns
- 2:05:46out. They did really well.
- 2:05:48Obviously, the Steam Deck was. A big test of their.
- 2:05:50Ability to distribute hardware and they feel very comfortable
- 2:05:54with that now. So we'll see.
- 2:05:56Would I recommend you pre-order any of it?
- 2:05:59Well, they don't, even if there's not even a price yet.
- 2:06:01As much as I like Valve, no. But certainly keep an eye out
- 2:06:06and it looks interesting, especially if you're like me.
- 2:06:09Somebody that wants to see a. Monopoly of this console crap
- 2:06:13kind of broken up with their exclusives and their hardware
- 2:06:19tide nonsense, and you got to pay these online fees.
- 2:06:23I do think Steam is offering something fresh to the market
- 2:06:26and we'll see if people like it. Yeah.
- 2:06:30I mean, look, I've never, I've never been like a a console.
- 2:06:35Loyalist as far as you know, game exclusive exclusives or
- 2:06:41anything the reason why there is and also you've you've got APC
- 2:06:46or a Mac user for most of your life as well.
- 2:06:49So you, you know. It's not like you don't, you're
- 2:06:51not. You're all console only kind of
- 2:06:53guy, right? Most people aren't like, that's
- 2:06:57funny too. The console war and the PC
- 2:06:59master race people. How many PC?
- 2:07:01Gamers use a console for something a lot.
- 2:07:06Lots of, lots of people. I I I've said what I've said.
- 2:07:10Before on the show, the reason why I've always.
- 2:07:12Been a Sony guy is because my grandfather who who has now
- 2:07:17since passed he he bought me AAPS one way back in the day.
- 2:07:23So that just makes sense then. Oh PS2 my games will still work.
- 2:07:29PS3 they promised the same thing it.
- 2:07:31Didn't really pan out. Goddamn bastards.
- 2:07:34Yeah, it did sort of work a little.
- 2:07:39Yeah, it should have. But hey.
- 2:07:42Xbox 360 didn't do all that much better.
- 2:07:46Yeah. There's still a lot of original
- 2:07:48Xbox games that will never run on three. 60 or.
- 2:07:53Even some of the newer Xboxes, like unfortunately, yeah,
- 2:07:58there's there's certain games I can emulate them on a computer,
- 2:08:01but for whatever reason they don't.
- 2:08:02Work on. Xbox hardware, and they're
- 2:08:06usually Xbox exclusive games too.
- 2:08:09Yeah. A little bit of mortal or the
- 2:08:12only reason why I have a computer the way I do is because
- 2:08:14my. Cousin that.
- 2:08:16Lives in PA just. Ships me up Newton new PCs every
- 2:08:20so often. Before that, I I was a console
- 2:08:22club. Yeah, I mean, I grew up with the
- 2:08:26Nintendo like I had consoles. For a time, but.
- 2:08:30PCI mean I had a DOS Tandy PC when I was little little and so
- 2:08:36I always been APC gamer, so I have a different view.
- 2:08:39That's why I'm a big steam guy, right I was like I've always
- 2:08:42like Valve as a company yeah, I'm clearly biased.
- 2:08:46So if you're just listening to me and deciding to make a
- 2:08:49purchase, don't. Well.
- 2:08:51To be fair, it's not my opinion Steam is the most fair.
- 2:08:57Of all of the companies, but that's just my opinion.
- 2:08:59Well my in my only the the reason why I bring up, you know
- 2:09:05my history with. PlayStation is there are a lot.
- 2:09:09There are a lot of people who are Sony guys like me who are.
- 2:09:13Not thrilled with. Sony right now in the PS, that's
- 2:09:18true. I mean, one thing is they kind
- 2:09:21of promised you there wouldn't be like a better PS. 5 right and
- 2:09:25then they did anyway. They also raised the price on
- 2:09:29the console multiple times. Yep Yep.
- 2:09:33And the PSVR 2, they basically abandoned it.
- 2:09:37Which is funny like Valve is. Jumping into that market while
- 2:09:41Sony seems to have given up well.
- 2:09:44And so, yeah, well, the other thing too is just looking at.
- 2:09:49VR is like a be all end all. I'm just saying right well in
- 2:09:53what? In just looking at the design of
- 2:09:55the. Cube like that thing looks.
- 2:09:58Cool. It's certainly much more
- 2:10:03aesthetic than the original PS-5.
- 2:10:07Yeah, the yeah. Oh, oh man, I've so I've had
- 2:10:12I've. Had to bring my PS-5 with.
- 2:10:14Me up to the up to the cabin a couple of times that we've moved
- 2:10:19that we've had to evacuate Florida because Lord knows you
- 2:10:23don't like we we can take that with us thankfully and I don't
- 2:10:29want to have to replace that even under insurance if I don't
- 2:10:32have to. But man, is that thing, that
- 2:10:37thing, even with it being like portable relatively, it's not
- 2:10:41the easiest console to like unplug.
- 2:10:43And yeah, I will say that this is more in line with the Series
- 2:10:49X, which actually kind of. Is super.
- 2:10:51Easy. Yeah.
- 2:10:54I mean to plug my Series X in or out.
- 2:10:57I've I never really moved. It before it's always just been
- 2:11:00in the. Living room, but I mean, it's a
- 2:11:03little bit taller than that. I'm going to read this right
- 2:11:05right off the website real quick because it's funny to me.
- 2:11:09Small form factor. Put it under your TV, set it on
- 2:11:13your desk, hide it under a banana.
- 2:11:16It's a powerful PC gaming pack and do a roughly 6 inch cube
- 2:11:22yeah so like the the series X is very similar in design and I
- 2:11:27think. That they took some cues from.
- 2:11:29It where you can just pull like there's the power cord, the HDMI
- 2:11:33in the back and that's basically it, right?
- 2:11:36I just wanted to read the banana part.
- 2:11:37I thought it was funny. Yeah.
- 2:11:40So yeah. It's it's made not to be like
- 2:11:43like if you notice the. Aesthetics of the PS-5 was
- 2:11:46basically they wanted you to look at it right Oh, it is
- 2:11:51they'd want it to blend in oh, and I'm not going to lie the.
- 2:11:55PS-5 does look it. Look, it looks great in my
- 2:11:59living. Room.
- 2:12:01Yeah. It's supposed to be an eye
- 2:12:03catcher. This is not necessarily,
- 2:12:06although it does. Have.
- 2:12:07I don't know. If you saw the video, Sam, on
- 2:12:09the bottom there, if you can see, there's like a little line
- 2:12:12that's a customizable LED strip that lights up and can display
- 2:12:16text and stuff. Yeah, so that's pretty cool.
- 2:12:20But otherwise, it's not meant to be an eye catcher, right?
- 2:12:25Right. Well, it looks nice.
- 2:12:27Not to say it doesn't, but it's meant to.
- 2:12:29Sit like he read like it's meant to.
- 2:12:31Sit on your. Desk or your computer next to
- 2:12:34your TV or something and it's not to be like oh look at this
- 2:12:41team machine it's. Probably more meant to be look
- 2:12:43at the game on the screen. Well I I do have but the but the
- 2:12:50controller is very cool. If you if you click on one of
- 2:12:53the articles, you can. Look at the controller too.
- 2:12:59I don't know so. You guys, this is an
- 2:13:03interesting. Question, give you guys a chance
- 2:13:05to talk. About the things sometimes
- 2:13:07people come to hear about what? What do you guys think of the
- 2:13:12Steam Machine Controller FA bring it up.
- 2:13:15Because. You guys use regular
- 2:13:17controllers, both of you, right? Correct.
- 2:13:20Yeah, that's what I figured. What do you think?
- 2:13:24Do you think that you would like?
- 2:13:25The addition of those. Touch pads or do you think it
- 2:13:28would be not worth your time? I I think it would take me some
- 2:13:33time to get used to them because I'm used to the normal thumb
- 2:13:36sticks in the middle. I can promise you it took.
- 2:13:38Me about 40 hours to 1st get used to the original steam
- 2:13:42controller for that. Very reason because we're we're
- 2:13:45so ingrained to use use the thumbsticks, yeah, say, which
- 2:13:49is. It's funny because I asked you
- 2:13:52basically would your disability. Affect that and it's.
- 2:13:55Like no, you have the exact same problem.
- 2:13:57I do well I I do well. I also so the PS-5 controller
- 2:14:02has that touchpad. In the middle that you have to
- 2:14:05use OK some games. Do you like the middle one or do
- 2:14:09you think that that lower setting is better for you?
- 2:14:17Probably have to use it, huh? Yeah, I I would.
- 2:14:20Have to use it right? Right.
- 2:14:23Now, right now, the middle. One works fine.
- 2:14:25For me, but that's just because I'm so used to it that like.
- 2:14:29But it is nice that they're directly underneath the
- 2:14:32thumbsticks. Oh absolutely switching it would
- 2:14:35make. Perfect sense.
- 2:14:37Yeah, yeah. The the only thing I'm the only
- 2:14:39thing I'm worried is that like I'm I.
- 2:14:41Might accidentally hit. Those.
- 2:14:45Me too. I'm I'm, I'm kind of a smaller
- 2:14:49stature guy, but my hands are fucking.
- 2:14:51Huge. So I, I can I tell you this,
- 2:14:55then you can absolutely disable them.
- 2:14:58That. That's good to know.
- 2:14:59Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is the great thing about
- 2:15:02the Steam control. System within Steam OS.
- 2:15:06See, I think it's called Steam Input.
- 2:15:08Real simple right is that you can customize every bit of
- 2:15:12controls through menus. Like if you want to just turn
- 2:15:15those pads off you can Also you could turn off the thumb sticks
- 2:15:21if you just like to use the pads.
- 2:15:23Also it's got a giant roll that you can set up which.
- 2:15:26Is pretty nice. I, I, the old one has that.
- 2:15:29That's why I say it's not a feature that's new to this, but
- 2:15:33it's cool because it has a pressure sensor on the
- 2:15:37thumbstick, right? It's also on the Steam Deck when
- 2:15:40you put your thumb on the top but don't move the thumbstick,
- 2:15:44but just. Rest your thumb.
- 2:15:45On it you activate gyro mode and then moving the controller is
- 2:15:49like aiming. That's cool, it works.
- 2:15:55I am so much better. At Call of Duty with the
- 2:15:58controller. Now because of.
- 2:16:00That than I ever was with even a mouse.
- 2:16:05I RIP kids up with a steam controller Sam or a steam deck
- 2:16:12without my. It's like it's not even fair.
- 2:16:15Me and APC player with a keyboard and mouse it's.
- 2:16:18Not even fair. You know, we talk about Steam so
- 2:16:22much on this show and bits and bones that I.
- 2:16:26Think they might? They should become our sponsor
- 2:16:29for Right to Offend media. Well, it could sponsor us.
- 2:16:33They could just send us each one of all the hardware and that
- 2:16:36would be great. We'd.
- 2:16:37Never stop talking about them. Yes, yes, we we we.
- 2:16:43We are not opposed to sucking Val's Dick.
- 2:16:48Well, I don't suck any Dick, but I will say.
- 2:16:52That they make fine products and I'll say.
- 2:16:54That OK, fine, We'll we'll, we'll eat female.
- 2:17:02Now if you really want your Dick sucked, you got to go on.
- 2:17:04Tucker Carlson. That's the way to do it these
- 2:17:07days. Hacks.
- 2:17:08Yeah, well, you know, you will caress the balls and everything,
- 2:17:12Sam. Yeah, well, I, I'm.
- 2:17:16Not tickle the butthole a little bit.
- 2:17:20Yeah, well, I'm not. I'm not that.
- 2:17:23I'm not. I'm not going anywhere near a
- 2:17:25butthole. Sorry.
- 2:17:27Yeah, and I and I don't want to talk to Chatsworth.
- 2:17:31Anymore I and Max I. Love that you got that reference
- 2:17:34because there's there's, there's always been so fitting for him
- 2:17:41because. The one.
- 2:17:42Thing about Tucker? Is like when.
- 2:17:45We agreed with him. We can say he's good at making
- 2:17:47his point, but at the same time, man, does that motherfucker live
- 2:17:51in an ivory tower. Facts.
- 2:17:54Yeah, and and I was he like Nick Ivory Tower.
- 2:17:58Fuentes so much there's a. Couple fucking nepo babies.
- 2:18:02Having a fine time, yeah, and say and say what you will about.
- 2:18:10Charlie Kirk because I I know that Charlie.
- 2:18:13Kirk is Mark. Kirk's son.
- 2:18:15But at least Charlie stepped out of his ivory, ivory tower and
- 2:18:21actually went on college and actually went on college
- 2:18:25campuses and actually had conversations.
- 2:18:29With people. Nick, Nick could never do the,
- 2:18:34the, you know, the, the tours that Charlie did.
- 2:18:39My biggest criticism of. Charlie Kirk was that I?
- 2:18:42Thought he was a tad stuffy and you know what he did?
- 2:18:45He proved me wrong by talking to all kinds of people and treating
- 2:18:48everybody the same for years and years.
- 2:18:51Yeah, well, he, well, he, he was stuffy at 1st and then I think
- 2:18:56he. I think he did changed in a in a
- 2:19:02good way, yeah. Well.
- 2:19:05Humility lacks from a lot of these.
- 2:19:07People, I think that's. The thing that we're kind of
- 2:19:09targeting. When we call people a grifter,
- 2:19:12there is a 2 fold thing. It's two things I talk about a
- 2:19:14lot, but one of them we say a lot more than the other, right?
- 2:19:18The humility and then just the the sort of audacity of
- 2:19:24attention economy, I guess. Well, and then also one.
- 2:19:28Thing that we hit. On a lot on this show too, is
- 2:19:31nuance and the. Fact that, you know, like that's
- 2:19:36where I'm getting with the attention economy shit, right is
- 2:19:39like, nuance isn't good for fucking clickbait.
- 2:19:42God knows we if it was, we'd do better.
- 2:19:48Oh if it, oh if it. Oh, if it was we.
- 2:19:51If it was, we'd be up there. With Joe Rogan, as far as
- 2:19:56numbers, if I thought people wanted nuance, I wouldn't be
- 2:20:01doing bits about having. A farting contest with a doctor.
- 2:20:06Right, like, well, you you still would, but probably.
- 2:20:11I don't care what. People want, I guess.
- 2:20:13But. But still it's just I don't.
- 2:20:16Know we can't just be authentic and so when you.
- 2:20:20See somebody that you feel. Is maybe?
- 2:20:21Not authentic, Right. And they're arrogant as shit and
- 2:20:26don't have humility. That's what we call a grifter.
- 2:20:30That that's the that's the formula in my mind.
- 2:20:33You feel like they're not authentic.
- 2:20:35Yeah. And they have no humility.
- 2:20:40And and by the way, like like I. Said and those two
- 2:20:44motherfuckers. Profess how Christian they are.
- 2:20:46All the time and they don't think humility is important, it
- 2:20:49seems. Amazing.
- 2:20:53It gets. Yeah, that's that's the other
- 2:20:55thing too. It's like real.
- 2:20:58Weird how often. Some of these influencers talk
- 2:21:02about being a Christian instead of just like acting like it,
- 2:21:06which is what Christ actually tells us to do is to like
- 2:21:13actually is to like actually. Live Hey Cuentas is like the.
- 2:21:18Christian nationalist leader. Right, so.
- 2:21:21He'd have no problem washing your.
- 2:21:22Feet right texted out. A good Christian would wash
- 2:21:29Sam's feet. Well, I'm.
- 2:21:36I get. It Sam's not Catholic so that
- 2:21:39seems a bit weird, but it's. Not weird.
- 2:21:42No, it's. It's an act of humility.
- 2:21:45Jesus washed a crippled man's feet.
- 2:21:47That's why I mention it. Right.
- 2:21:49Yeah, No, no, I I know that I was.
- 2:21:51I was just going to say, well, to be fair, Washing.
- 2:21:55You know, washing more Orai's feet, that might be.
- 2:21:59Nick wouldn't like that because that would be disgusting.
- 2:22:02But to be fair, crumbled feet are disgusting.
- 2:22:05Yeah, and he's in general disgusting.
- 2:22:09And he claims to be a Catholic. It's a Catholic.
- 2:22:11Tradition, Mort. Yep.
- 2:22:16Yeah, well, also. It's not just a crippled
- 2:22:20person's feet. It's.
- 2:22:22Anybody's, but it's an act of humility.
- 2:22:24Also, feet are. Disgusting, but that's beside
- 2:22:26the point. But what it is, it is.
- 2:22:29And that's the point, right? The feet are.
- 2:22:30Supposed to be disgusting, your acting and humility.
- 2:22:33And compassion to your and another human being like Christ
- 2:22:36would. That's the whole point.
- 2:22:39Well, also I'm I'm pretty sure that like in Catholicism,
- 2:22:43there's the whole. I'd wash your feet, Sam.
- 2:22:49I ain't like. I ain't too proud for that.
- 2:22:52No, I, I. Know, I know, I know.
- 2:22:54I know you would. Ain't ain't no weird foot
- 2:22:57fetishy. Thing it's like that's that's a,
- 2:23:00it's a sign. Of submission.
- 2:23:02Now you're not a Catholic, so you see it differently.
- 2:23:05So it's not something I'm going to do, but I'm just saying a guy
- 2:23:08like him, that's a challenge if you're going to be a Christian
- 2:23:11leader, that if that's a challenge that he can't
- 2:23:13overcome, then I don't want to hear that no more.
- 2:23:16No, I actually, I actually Catholicism specifically and
- 2:23:21Catholicism. Would have him show his
- 2:23:24subservience by washing. A man.
- 2:23:26Like your feet? Well, Catholicism also talks
- 2:23:30like for forgiving, you know, one's enemies.
- 2:23:33Too, and that's. Christianity in general.
- 2:23:36And yeah, like Fuentes. Fuentes keeps on, you know, like
- 2:23:42destroying, you know, his his enemies.
- 2:23:46Yeah, well, I think if people wanted us to talk about if they
- 2:23:50got what they wished for tonight.
- 2:23:51I hope that. I hope that that fulfills that
- 2:23:56quota. Y'all asked for that one.
- 2:24:00Yeah. And I think people also asked
- 2:24:03for us to talk. Mom, Donnie and we we.
- 2:24:05We did that. Too.
- 2:24:06Like I said, though, yeah, about as much as it deserves, yeah.
- 2:24:14Oh, New York gave themselves a fucking.
- 2:24:16Enema. Who cares?
- 2:24:20Yeah, like I. Said I like I said, what shocks
- 2:24:23me is. The fact that people are shocked
- 2:24:26by that. Yeah, Oh wow, New York did
- 2:24:29something stupid shocking. Shocking.
- 2:24:35It's a I'm in Massachusetts and if you say Massachusetts did
- 2:24:38something. Stupid.
- 2:24:39I'm going to be equally. As shocked, yeah.
- 2:24:47Our governor thinks she can legislate the Constitution away.
- 2:24:54Because she thinks. It's a health.
- 2:24:57Crisis. Oh, that is yeah.
- 2:25:02Chad, I love this picture. Look at that fresh face, Little.
- 2:25:06Come here, come here, Look at. Sammy with Glenn.
- 2:25:09Beck this is so cute. The dude is like 682.
- 2:25:17That's like. Yeah.
- 2:25:22Look at him, he is so full. Of hope, what have we?
- 2:25:30Done. What did you do?
- 2:25:32I didn't do nothing. We.
- 2:25:34Ruined Sam you no, we just. The Forces.
- 2:25:38Of he was, he was. Ruined before the forces like
- 2:25:45the. The unseen hand.
- 2:25:47Of modernity. And.
- 2:25:50Sammy was ruined before. Next where I got to him.
- 2:25:54Yeah, lizard people. Really.
- 2:25:58Just tore that. Hopeful.
- 2:25:59No. Look, he's.
- 2:26:00Got the same fucking smile on his face right now that now it
- 2:26:08well now it's all they ruin his. Hopeful smile.
- 2:26:10He's literally got the same. Pose and everything.
- 2:26:14Well, Sam is going to look young when he's fucking 90.
- 2:26:19I, I I. I.
- 2:26:21Hope so well and and to that and to though like that's.
- 2:26:25The that's the other thing is like Fuentes and all these
- 2:26:30grifters, they're fucking doomers too.
- 2:26:34And it's like, I don't know about you.
- 2:26:35I know, I know shit's getting bad folks.
- 2:26:38But like, I still have optimism about this country.
- 2:26:42I'm not bad. I I'm not ready to accelerate.
- 2:26:48I'm not an accelerationist. Who just wants to burn
- 2:26:50everything into the ground? I'm a conservative because I
- 2:26:54think they, I think some things are still worth conserving in
- 2:26:59this country. We've made the point to say
- 2:27:02like, and I come at it from like the punk metalhead, kind of.
- 2:27:06Anti establishment kind of mentality.
- 2:27:09But the fucking punk thing right now isn't to be a fucking
- 2:27:13trainee, I'll tell you that. It's not to be a fucking lefty,
- 2:27:16it's to fucking stand for something.
- 2:27:19And I, yeah, I'm a conservative. Here's the thing, Sam, I think
- 2:27:23that we differ from a lot of these conservatives and here's
- 2:27:27why. Because all three of us, when we
- 2:27:30say what are we trying to conserve?
- 2:27:35There is a famous clip, I don't know if you've seen it recently,
- 2:27:38of Candace Owens being asked by a black man what time she
- 2:27:42thought was great or what, you know, you're trying to conserve.
- 2:27:47Now that's a much more difficult question for a black person in
- 2:27:51that context. So I'm not even casting
- 2:27:54aspersions, but we had we, I can answer that and you guys will
- 2:27:57agree with me, even if it wouldn't be your answer
- 2:28:00initially. I want to go back to 2002 and
- 2:28:032003. I'm not saying we need to go
- 2:28:06back to the 1700s or the 50s even, or even the 80s.
- 2:28:13I, you know, I actually think that's rational.
- 2:28:16I think like. I think I can agree with that.
- 2:28:19I I. Think that like 1999 would be
- 2:28:22like perfect. Yeah, there's a reason.
- 2:28:25The robots picked that as the pinnacle of civilization.
- 2:28:28Eh, it's all been downhill since then in the.
- 2:28:30Matrix. I don't.
- 2:28:31I don't want to go back to Y2K though.
- 2:28:33Well, it's funny you mention that, because Scott Adams.
- 2:28:38You know who made Dolbert? He's been.
- 2:28:40He has cancer unfortunately, but there was actually a Dolbert
- 2:28:44animated cartoon that was on TV that's way funnier than Family
- 2:28:52Guy and way smarter, but it takes place in 19. 99 and.
- 2:28:56Man. Well, real quick, regardless of
- 2:29:01anything he's ever said or done that might upset somebody.
- 2:29:04Obviously, my thoughts and prayers go out to Scott Adams
- 2:29:07for a cancer diagnosis. That's rough.
- 2:29:11I know some people don't like him.
- 2:29:12I don't really care. I think this is one of those
- 2:29:14things that transcends. That.
- 2:29:17Yeah, No, I, well, I think people have.
- 2:29:21I think people I'd say the same thing if.
- 2:29:22Nick. Fuentes got booty.
- 2:29:24Cancer and he. Will, and then I'll pray for
- 2:29:27him. You know, I, in all seriousness,
- 2:29:31I. I doubt you might.
- 2:29:32Like booty cancer. Yeah.
- 2:29:35Well, in all seriousness, I I, I.
- 2:29:38Do pray for him that he. Like overcomes whatever thing is
- 2:29:45in his head. I don't think his homosexuality
- 2:29:49or. Whatever.
- 2:29:49Yeah, I agree. Well in in the self hatred too.
- 2:29:55That's right man, I got I love. Mexican people.
- 2:29:58I don't know why he doesn't. He's one of them.
- 2:30:00Like what the fuck? Yeah, but also to end, I've been
- 2:30:06watching AAA. Religiously for years.
- 2:30:09Sam. That shit's dope, lucha it?
- 2:30:13Is all that shit. Did you see Dom retain the mega
- 2:30:16championship against fucking Dragon Libra?
- 2:30:20That shit's fire that's on YouTube.
- 2:30:24I told you all, DOB is the best homie and best wrestler in the.
- 2:30:28World and nobody wanted to hear me.
- 2:30:31And you were right. So and and.
- 2:30:58I can hear you, Sammy. Can you hear me?
- 2:31:06We can't hear. Max yeah, I think so that.
- 2:31:12So that wasn't just me. That was no, that was all of us
- 2:31:20and. So here, yeah, here's.
- 2:31:21The here's the fun. I heard like a hissing and then
- 2:31:28his his mic died. So in chat we have King Grivana
- 2:31:42in chat. So hello.
- 2:31:51So yeah, but anyway. I think we're pretty close to.
- 2:32:01Dumb. Nope.
- 2:32:10Still on Friday 10:00 PM EST. Bits and bones.
- 2:32:18Yeah. Unfortunately, Max is still.
- 2:32:24Having audio. Issues.
- 2:32:25But. That's sometimes it happens.
- 2:32:35So he's AII can translate me. I can.
- 2:32:40I think I can translate mine though.
- 2:32:43So. Yeah, I think that'll do.
- 2:32:48It's a small world after all. It is so.
- 2:32:55I think we've had a pretty. Good show.
- 2:32:57Robbo. So let's see.
- 2:33:12Well, obviously. Fundus can't make a.
- 2:33:15Fist, we know that. So.
- 2:33:24And yeah, I know, I know the show has.
- 2:33:27Has just about. Killed Max too but.
- 2:33:30Anyway, bits and bones Friday evening, Friday evening, 10:00
- 2:33:35PM EST Sandwich bakers Saturday night I would.
- 2:33:41Assume and. Then I'm not sure who I'm having
- 2:33:46on Monday yet, but that will also be on so thanks for tuning
- 2:33:54in everyone. And so, yeah, we're.
- 2:34:04Signing off and let's have a good evening.
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