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DLHS Hour 1 | DL Hughley Reloaded: Memorial Day Episode · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: You're rocking with the d. L. Hugly Show. It's Memorial Day,
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  Speaker 1: so you know you got the barbecue going. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: hear some of the funniest moments from the d L.
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  Speaker 1: Hugly Show. I'm telling you, this is how we get down.
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  Speaker 1: It's Memorial Day right here on the d L. Hugly Show.
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  Speaker 2: This Jasmine like it. Yeah, she stuck up? You're way
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  Speaker 2: more stuck up? Are you way more?
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  Speaker 3: If I do recall, I remember you said something the
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  Speaker 3: other day to the tune of don't you know I'm
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  Speaker 3: d L.
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  Speaker 2: Hubi. Yeah, that's not no, that's no, that's my rifle place.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not stuck up.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretentious.
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  Speaker 2: If you're gonna you're gonna get it right. Get it right.
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  Speaker 3: This teaser trailer for the upcoming biopic Michael.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's cool that his nephew is making his
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  Speaker 2: acting debut. He's gonna play his uncle. Michael. Is the
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  Speaker 2: hardest it to be.
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  Speaker 1: Your uncle's nephew.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, you know what, I'm glad that you have, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Getting the job.
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  Speaker 2: I gonna watch you anyway. I don't care who's playing it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if flex did it again. I won't
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  Speaker 2: watch it all over which one of your nephews could
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  Speaker 2: play you? Probably my nephew George, and we love that. Well,
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  Speaker 2: he's in jail right now. I did something I haven't done.
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  Speaker 1: In a very long time.
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  Speaker 3: Read kidd, read, I know you do.
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  Speaker 2: I took myself to dinner, Oh, one of my favorite
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  Speaker 2: restaurants in the city. I didn't want to do. Did
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  Speaker 2: you dress up?
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  Speaker 1: Went? Did you put out afterwards?
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  Speaker 2: And boy did? And boy did a saying let me
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  Speaker 2: just say, my right hand had a dress on.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 2: I have done what he has done, which is the
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  Speaker 2: famed in black woman professionally and politically. And I know
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  Speaker 2: what it's like to apologize. So who would I be
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  Speaker 2: to say that he is in sincere and that she
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  Speaker 2: gotta be working for free all the time. Now she's
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  Speaker 2: making me pay for it when I go work for
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  Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta pay for it myself. So you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Oh my goodness, don't worrying that reread it
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  Speaker 2: up by my own room. Don't worry about it. Joining
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  Speaker 2: us on the program, I think, Well, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 2: the story later on. But it's one of the people
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  Speaker 2: that makes me laugh, like I'll I'll be on social media.
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  Speaker 2: He'll do something that makes me laugh so hard I
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  Speaker 2: get mad. I'm like, this, dude, just won't quick you
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  Speaker 2: put your hands together for Tommy Davidson. What's up? Baby?
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  Speaker 2: Wh just so cushy? It's nice. It is purple lights. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: in here water bed and a big woman with a
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  Speaker 2: black woman the afro on the spear pick. You know
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  Speaker 2: what's funny about you? I told this story. I forgot
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  Speaker 2: what I was. I said, I mean, we played a
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  Speaker 2: gig and it was in Memphis, and I forgot it
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  Speaker 2: was a bb King theater. I went on and then
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  Speaker 2: I was like, usually I just walk off and like
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  Speaker 2: go to my dress room and drink smokes. Car is
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  Speaker 2: Tommy Davis right? You did, mister Bojangles. And I can't
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  Speaker 2: tell you all of sudden, I was just watching you
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  Speaker 2: and I had never and I was telling that Derek
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  Speaker 2: just a couple of weeks ago. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: I left my eyes open so long that I started
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  Speaker 2: running by have you in your eyes over a long time,
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  Speaker 2: or whether I was so messy but my cheeks were
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  Speaker 2: what I was like, I have never seen anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: It was the most I think that for me I've
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  Speaker 2: seen a lot of live performances like people in there
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  Speaker 2: in the zone, but I have never ever to day
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  Speaker 2: seen anything that was like it was beauty. It was
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  Speaker 2: beautiful artistic pieces.
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  Speaker 4: I ever said, somebody should see this.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody right, he turned right into seventy.
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  Speaker 3: I saw it, and it was so moving and touching
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  Speaker 3: that I just I didn't cry, But I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if I wanted to.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I was like, why, why why
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  Speaker 2: is my shirt? Is weta kind of cry?
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  Speaker 1: What youre doing?
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't believe either. I remember and and that that
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  Speaker 2: that I always I'd always, uh, I think some of
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  Speaker 2: the times you work a lot like I work, and
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  Speaker 2: so that's gonna be times when it's just it's like,
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  Speaker 2: come on, I'm gonna do this. There's all about the numbers.
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  Speaker 2: But at that time, I was like, this is means
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  Speaker 2: that what is he doing? It was what it was.
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  Speaker 2: I've never seen, not I don't care singer artists. I'd
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  Speaker 2: never seen anybody in that kind of zone. And I
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  Speaker 2: have to tell you that I remember telling you that
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  Speaker 2: that night. For me, that night, I was like, man,
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  Speaker 2: it was it was.
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  Speaker 5: It was breathtaking and I'm looking at him in as
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  Speaker 5: because I'm going you know, you tell me, man, I've
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  Speaker 5: never and I'm like, is this yeah, this is this
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  Speaker 5: the temper guy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah man, temper yeah man, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I got to hear a story about Remember guy.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, let's talk about the thing that amazed me about
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  Speaker 2: you when you when I first saw because I was
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  Speaker 2: a young comic in the word, you could tell you
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  Speaker 2: already on your way. You had such a way. Health
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  Speaker 2: of your lexicon was amazing, Like you knew artists, you
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  Speaker 2: knew music, you knew like you could do like do
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  Speaker 2: you remember you used to do this Spanish thing.
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  Speaker 5: And Donald Trump, he said, your West It's so it's
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  Speaker 5: so real.
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  Speaker 2: Immigrants pulled up looking for you and uh you you
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  Speaker 2: would do that, and you would do the uh what
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  Speaker 2: is the one? You would do the beat box saying
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  Speaker 2: like you can make your own.
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  Speaker 5: Music, oh man, official dude.
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  Speaker 2: And everything and not like I had was.
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  Speaker 5: Now hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 4: It was the most surreal thing.
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  Speaker 5: But hold on to his credit. The thing I love
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  Speaker 5: about this boy was there was a myriad of clubs
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  Speaker 5: that you can go to, so you had to get
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  Speaker 5: around l A. But you can tell he was working
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  Speaker 5: hard at the job. Because he came every time he
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  Speaker 5: did his stand up, he came to shoot, and his
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  Speaker 5: time was run down to here, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: And it was like see what you gotta do, what
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  Speaker 5: you gotta do to get it, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Dam Man for work. That was coming of work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Tommy Davidson, Barndale Hills. Man, it's gonna be say you're.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna do it now.
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  Speaker 3: I heard I heard him.
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  Speaker 5: Saying Democrat cratic.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know you know better if you asked
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  Speaker 2: me to do damn to anything, said Robert Bank. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: and that, and that might happen, you know it, depending
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  Speaker 2: who driving.
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  Speaker 5: But we're gonna I'm gonna do a whole Michael Jackson thing.
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  Speaker 1: We go automatic Democratic, love it, I love it. That'll
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  Speaker 1: be funny.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, get back to Orange County. We got what Hey, man,
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  Speaker 2: thank you for Tommy Dave from the Dal Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 3: We're pausing this Memorial Day to honor those brave souls
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  Speaker 3: who gave it all. Hey, while you're remembering, try not
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  Speaker 3: to burn the burgers.
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  Speaker 2: Stay safe out there. Now it's time for the streaming
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  Speaker 2: movie review with the label the Streaming Warrior.
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  Speaker 4: Homnay Samiani all I may say, harm me, come me. Oh, oh, Dan,
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  Speaker 4: my home brother, what's that? A libel apro is winding down?
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  Speaker 4: I hope you paid your taxes. If you don't, they
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  Speaker 4: will come after you like want of Mick the Cannon's babies. Mamas.
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  Speaker 4: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 2: You know, people hate.
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  Speaker 4: To pay in the tax season because you realize your
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  Speaker 4: salary is just a suggestion. Oh, it's the only time
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  Speaker 4: of the season when math causes physical pain. But mostly
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  Speaker 4: people hate the tax season because it's the only time
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  Speaker 4: the government reminds you exactly how expensive it is to
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  Speaker 4: live in a free country. I'm serious, you know, dear,
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  Speaker 4: my home brother, I am a warrior. I don't sit
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  Speaker 4: in a W in two form. What I just seen
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  Speaker 4: a food body picture of me in a water pause,
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  Speaker 4: ready to attack. Now the irs sends me their W
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  Speaker 4: two forms. I'm sirias. Today's movie it's one that people
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  Speaker 4: have been waiting for the whole year.
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  Speaker 2: The movie is.
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  Speaker 4: Michael, starring Geffard D. Jackson. You know this is Jermaine
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  Speaker 4: Jackson's son, so it is Michael's nephew. Of course. This
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  Speaker 4: is the long awaited story of Michael the Jackson, the
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  Speaker 4: King of the bar. This movie follows him from Indian
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  Speaker 4: Anna to stardom. And I have to tell you this
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  Speaker 4: movie features the black Michael in the almost white Michael,
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  Speaker 4: but not all the way white Michael. That was the
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  Speaker 4: Michael who could not look at the man in the mirror.
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  Speaker 4: I'm serious. This movie is much like the Jackson American
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  Speaker 4: Dream series, but it is not six hours long. Giffard
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  Speaker 4: de Jackson is very good. He looks, he sounds, and
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  Speaker 4: he dances like Michael. But it is not like the
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  Speaker 4: movie Ray where you get to see all of the dirt.
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  Speaker 4: This movie is like a two hour denial letter that
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  Speaker 4: treats never Land Ranch like a Disney result in the
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  Speaker 4: allegations like fucking tickets. It's not a biopic, it's a
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  Speaker 4: greatest Hits alibi with better choreography. I'm sirias. It's more
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  Speaker 4: of a I want to be starting something than a thriller.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh, I will give this movie three and a
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  Speaker 4: half handbags because there is something in this movie for everyone.
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  Speaker 4: And in honor of this movie, I will send you
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  Speaker 4: a battle of my new Neverland Ranch salad dressing. Oh
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  Speaker 4: it makes your salad moon walk into your mouth. It's
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  Speaker 4: the dressing that turns your salad into a sleepover. This
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  Speaker 4: is a libo your streaming wateror with the stream hacking
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  Speaker 4: movie review Home There sell Ai and Honey, Stay safe
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  Speaker 4: and healthy. Harmney Hamney um