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Episode 48: Cabin Fever · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: On this week's exciting episode of The Thomas and Jerry Show,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry is in peril, some lads are in trouble and
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  Speaker 1: the boys get into the.
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  Speaker 2: Hell of an argument. How will they get out of
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  Speaker 2: this one? Let's find out in this week's episode of
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  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show. God, that sounded a professional, but
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  Speaker 2: now I all I want to watch is the old Batman.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry batmaney isn't he? I liked him? I liked him
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  Speaker 2: whoever he was? Happy, Saint Patrick's Stay Jerry Happy, Saint
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  Speaker 2: Patrick's stay to you, Tom law fail a port to you.
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  Speaker 2: And if my audio quality is shaky this week, it's
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  Speaker 2: not the audio, Tom, it's me because I've been celebrating
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  Speaker 2: the day no fearful aga and I'm actually joining you here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm joining the with a. I think it's an Irish company.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's out of I won't doubt him, but it
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  Speaker 2: is out of a. A'm still at the back of
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  Speaker 2: your house, Tom, talvers no respectively cheaper than usual shop
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  Speaker 2: if you know what I mean, But you wouldn't be
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't appreciate it. If I was buying fancy then stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It's called Magma, Magma, Magma hazy ipa. So do you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean? I'm one of those guys. Now,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what I'm going to tell you?
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  Speaker 1: Like you know, with all them IPAs, tim I always
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  Speaker 1: say the same thing after about five or six of them.
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  Speaker 2: They all taste the same. I hear, You're one hundred
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  Speaker 2: percent right. The only reason why I'm just such I'm
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  Speaker 2: so busy and I have no patience and I'm ignorant
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  Speaker 2: that they have about time and a half. What's in
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  Speaker 2: a normal and that's where that's that's that's where we are,
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  Speaker 2: like you know, or or.
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  Speaker 1: We're you know, we're trying to You ever watch a
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  Speaker 1: TV show come with the speed on like one point
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  Speaker 1: two five.
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  Speaker 2: The whole time, like I used to. I watched the
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  Speaker 2: New The New Transformers with himself the other day and
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  Speaker 2: even he was looking at me, going here, drive on,
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  Speaker 2: Drive on to talk a bit, Come on, get to
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  Speaker 2: the robots. I used to.
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  Speaker 1: I used to watch TV on the train and like
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  Speaker 1: whatever I was watching was like forty minutes long, but
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  Speaker 1: my train journey was only thirty minutes. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: how can I watch a full episode on the tree?
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  Speaker 1: And I just put it up to like one point
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  Speaker 1: two or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: And there were a wee bit squeak year.
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  Speaker 1: When we're talking just a little bit, need mentioned, you
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  Speaker 1: miss nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I can get a rugby match down to about a
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  Speaker 2: half an hour. That's of no use to you whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: But I can get through the scrumbs, the line out,
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  Speaker 2: the set ups, the water breaks, the chat with the referee,
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  Speaker 2: the replays, the whole lot, and get down to about
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  Speaker 2: thirty thirty five minutes of an eighty minute match. Because
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  Speaker 2: it turns out that that's does not unless it's a
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  Speaker 2: ridiculous match and it's like forty two minutes of in playtime.
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  Speaker 1: But realistically, you know what, what I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 1: you how I bring Everton back to the wrestling. People
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  Speaker 1: say to me, how do you watch a four hour
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  Speaker 1: wrestling show?
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  Speaker 2: Friend, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had that down to about seventy minutes tops tops.
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  Speaker 1: Now I've watched Wrestlelane is in a half an hour.
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  Speaker 2: That's promise. Tell me where you had a parade today.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't a parade. Yes, Did you stay local to
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  Speaker 2: go into the city.
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  Speaker 1: No, I stayed local. I stayed here in Plants Town.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the finest GA clubs soccer clubs, scouting trups.
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  Speaker 1: And I would say to him, there was no there
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  Speaker 1: was nothing fun. It was great to see the kids
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  Speaker 1: that are having a having a walk and doing doing
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  Speaker 1: all that crack like, there wasn't any Do you know
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  Speaker 1: why sometimes do floats where it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh, here's a recreation of a JCB digging an
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  Speaker 2: ATM out of the wall or whatever. Here here's the
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  Speaker 2: recreation of the Brook family getting thrown.
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  Speaker 1: The family getting yeah, getting getting chased out of the rockes,
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  Speaker 1: things like that. There was nothing like that, and I
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  Speaker 1: was it was sorely missed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. We we were at the local roading here today.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what fair play? They put in a
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  Speaker 2: great effort. Loads of people are having a good time. However,
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  Speaker 2: my five year olds on, who was dressed up for
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  Speaker 2: the occasion, I think he was expecting more from it.
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  Speaker 2: And when the guy from the local organic apple farm
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  Speaker 2: drove through this little director giving away free apples, he
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  Speaker 2: looked at me like apples. There was that Locals if
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  Speaker 2: to say, man, there's sausage roads that need eating, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, do you know it was like that with us
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  Speaker 1: And and I kind of turned to my wife at
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  Speaker 1: one stage and said, I haven't seen a tractor yet,
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  Speaker 1: and she loved to be like with a real face
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  Speaker 1: and blessed you know God.
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  Speaker 2: In fairness you would have enjoyed today it was primarily
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  Speaker 2: tractors at all. But in fairness, you know you're you're
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  Speaker 2: bringing sentences hera to my lefe. If he's looking attractors,
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  Speaker 2: it's like Jesus, I can just stay at home and
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  Speaker 2: look attractors. It's fine. There's a couple of nice ones.
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  Speaker 1: But I might actually, you know, next year, I might
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  Speaker 1: actually offer my services as a comedy writer.
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  Speaker 2: For all the fucking good Day or Tom and.
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  Speaker 1: Say, look if you wanted, if you want like a
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  Speaker 1: little sketch written up or anything so that it can
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  Speaker 1: be you know, topical, some sort of topical drafts up
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of it all.
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  Speaker 2: Knock yourself out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that would be, domb and I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty sure to get chased up the road.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know that could be the skit? That could
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  Speaker 2: be the skit you will add, absolutely full of himself.
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  Speaker 2: Comedy writer gets chased out of Blanche Stid Do you
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  Speaker 2: know what will happen to And it'll happen with every
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  Speaker 2: comedy and everything like that. They will look at you
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  Speaker 2: like you are filled because there's some woman called Nora,
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  Speaker 2: or there's some fellow called Brendan who is the gas
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  Speaker 2: is bastard in their head in their group, and they'll
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  Speaker 2: come up with their own thing, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: They don't need some bollocks from money and sticking his orian.
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  Speaker 2: I can guarantee you it's uh. Let me tell you
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  Speaker 2: the town's local comedian was standing there with his comedy
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  Speaker 2: club behind him, and they did not request my input.
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  Speaker 2: Whats on.
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  Speaker 1: The way you said it there, Tom, They don't need
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  Speaker 1: some ballocks from one and sticking his oor in. Tom,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you nobody does no in no walk
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  Speaker 1: of life. Do they need a study Gray style soil
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  Speaker 1: merchant to rock up and say, hey, come here, here's
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  Speaker 1: my two cents. But I gotta tell you Tom what
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  Speaker 1: to be missing out, Because if it's one thing you
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  Speaker 1: and I can do, it's deliver our topical weekly humor.
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  Speaker 1: We just take a look at the news and the
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  Speaker 1: current events and the big happenings from around the world,
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  Speaker 1: and we put it all together and the Tom and
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Show, which you find folks are listening to right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom o'manony. I think that's the
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  Speaker 1: longest we've gone without introducing ourselves in the history of
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  Speaker 1: the show. But here we are twenty minutes in bringing
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  Speaker 1: you the news the weekly one have Yet this is
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  Speaker 1: a very complicated case, mod you know, a lot of Ian's,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of outs, a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Of what have you, and a lot of strands to
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  Speaker 2: keep in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: You know, there's coming of age moments in children's lives.
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  Speaker 2: So you you're you know, you're down the road a
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  Speaker 2: bit further than me of my parents because he loves
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  Speaker 2: a good book. He likes books, do you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean? So we've kept him away from for as
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  Speaker 2: long as from the mother's side. Does he he does? Does?
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  Speaker 2: He absolutely does, but they so we've been trying to
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  Speaker 2: look get into books first and then you can have
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  Speaker 2: iPads and bits and pieces when he needs more, because
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  Speaker 2: you don't need to learn to turn the page first.
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  Speaker 2: And he does enjoy it. So my parents have jumped
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  Speaker 2: on this, and they had a full cous back in
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  Speaker 2: the eighties. Like many people's parents or or mother or
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  Speaker 2: some stage. Our father was a book salesman for the
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  Speaker 2: World Books and the Children's Botanica, which my mother was
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  Speaker 2: and I think we've talked about it before. We had
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  Speaker 2: the full regalia and it's sitting on top of our
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  Speaker 2: land and for the last forty years. And they they said,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what He'd love them? And I said,
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  Speaker 2: you're a hundredcent right. So we brought up a shot
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  Speaker 2: of him. And Afric came back from the parade and
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  Speaker 2: he says, first he started giving me a hand. He
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  Speaker 2: said I might go in and have another look at books.
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  Speaker 2: I says, no, bother by, and you go only for
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  Speaker 2: me to my wife and and him. I was outside.
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  Speaker 2: She was in the kitchen. Could hear him from his
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  Speaker 2: room going?
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  Speaker 1: And she.
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  Speaker 2: She what which I came in. I had to see
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  Speaker 2: what was going on. Turns out he'd been normally into
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  Speaker 2: the animal ones, you know that. Well, he got himself
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  Speaker 2: the Human Anatomy Book, and this is NAT's book. I
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  Speaker 2: will to the day I die, I will have that
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  Speaker 2: little face looking back at me with the he had
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  Speaker 2: the page over good. I don't know if this is
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  Speaker 2: a platypus or some sort of monkey gn wrong.
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  Speaker 3: There was a full on vedge looking back at dude.
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  Speaker 3: You have no idea the implications of that thing. Turn
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  Speaker 3: the page, So turn the page, give me back the
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  Speaker 3: one the book woul depends in it. Like there you
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  Speaker 3: get back to the animal.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. Needless is say a corner has
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  Speaker 2: been turned in in the house.
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  Speaker 1: So that was enough, dear listener, in our in our
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  Speaker 1: inebriated state. Now I have had a couple of pints today,
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  Speaker 1: and the big research didn't quite go into it.
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  Speaker 2: For what the weekly what have you? Was?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we've every world later over in the White
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  Speaker 1: House and all this kind of general tend not to
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  Speaker 1: talk about those things. So for today, Tom's young lad
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  Speaker 1: getting into the World books was enough for us of
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  Speaker 1: a weekly what have you to say to ourselves?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what?
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  Speaker 1: We could have a crack about psyclepedias with the fine
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  Speaker 1: listeners of the Dam Jerry Show, because I got to
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  Speaker 1: tell you, Tom, I was educated at a Ward Books
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  Speaker 1: and I have thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Things came rushing back. Not when I looked
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  Speaker 2: at the edge, to be honest with you, had it's like,
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  Speaker 2: what's that tell me more?
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's ed you. Let's let's bring the people up
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  Speaker 1: the speed a wee bit quicker because you know, the
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  Speaker 1: listenership of the Tom and Jerry Show is primarily eighteen
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  Speaker 1: to twenty five year olds. I mean, they're all very young.
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  Speaker 1: We crack into that hip demographic. You know, they're not all,
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  Speaker 1: you know, lads in their forties like ourselves. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: you know, strictly speaking.
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  Speaker 2: They are.
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  Speaker 1: But let's say there's three or four young people listening
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  Speaker 1: to this that wouldn't know what an encyclopedia is. Back
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  Speaker 1: in the day when me and Tom were coming up,
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  Speaker 1: and indeed for a long time before there was no Internet,
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  Speaker 1: and if you needed to know anything, you had it
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  Speaker 1: in twenty four to twenty six books called encyclopedias. There
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  Speaker 1: was the Britannica, there was the World Book, which is
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  Speaker 1: what we had.
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  Speaker 2: In their house.
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  Speaker 1: The Britannica was an English encyclopedia, and the World Book
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  Speaker 1: I want to say it was an American one.
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  Speaker 2: Tom correct me on that now we I think it is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it is, because there was America got a got a
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  Speaker 2: good rubbed rubb of the green in this one in
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  Speaker 2: the World Book.
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  Speaker 1: The World Book entry on Vietnam was kinder to the
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  Speaker 1: horses than the Britannica version.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was absolutely nothing about it. We absolutely won
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  Speaker 2: that war. We absolutely won it. We and we'd loads
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  Speaker 2: of business being over there very well. The morally, it
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  Speaker 2: was a moral victory. There was nothing to do with
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  Speaker 2: the heroin they were growing over There's nothing to do
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  Speaker 2: with that, much like Afghanistan. But you know, there was
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  Speaker 2: definite and there was the Britannica. Obviously the name gives
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  Speaker 2: it away, but we did this. She went the full hog.
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  Speaker 2: There's the Children's Britannica, the World Book, and the Britannic,
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  Speaker 2: and there's a there's like five or six books I think,
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  Speaker 2: not the National Geographic or something, this kind of thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Tom mentioned that.
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  Speaker 1: Tom mentioned that as Helman was was a salesman for
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  Speaker 1: such books and you but like so we had a shop,
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  Speaker 1: Oh Tom, this was like I remember when we got
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  Speaker 1: our World books, the pair of ladies knocked up on
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  Speaker 1: the door. The other ways the sales saleswoman didn't had
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  Speaker 1: We had salespeople that came to the door. I know
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  Speaker 1: you had the inside tracking it, but like the rest
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  Speaker 1: of us, Tom, someone came rapping on the door at
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  Speaker 1: the eight o'clock of an evening and said, Harry Keating,
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  Speaker 1: can I talk to you about books? And brought in
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  Speaker 1: volume one of the World Book and left it there
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  Speaker 1: for a week and came back in a week to
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  Speaker 1: collect it and said, the children like that.
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  Speaker 2: She can have the whole set.
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  Speaker 1: For ever how much it was, and you paid it
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  Speaker 1: in installments, I thought her, and that was your Exyclobedias.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly it. I've and to this day I have
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  Speaker 2: no idea where she got him. I have no I
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  Speaker 2: have no idea how many she' flogged around the place.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea. You know how she even got
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  Speaker 2: the gig? I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It was one of these things like going around to
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  Speaker 1: the houses selling top of ware, going around sal thing.
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  Speaker 1: You could become an agent for the locality.
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  Speaker 2: You literally, if you think about how the internet works,
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  Speaker 2: you look at the thing and the team comes to
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  Speaker 2: your house. Well, this is a scenario where somebody would
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  Speaker 2: bring you the Internet in their boot in her car
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  Speaker 2: and would you like to look at the Internet. They said,
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  Speaker 2: I have a bit of it, A good I all right,
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  Speaker 2: leave it with me for a week, and then you
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  Speaker 2: would bring the rest of the Internet with them in
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  Speaker 2: the hopes that they'd want some more Internet, and then
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  Speaker 2: you would leave the Internet there and once a week,
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  Speaker 2: once a month or whatever it was, you'd swing by
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  Speaker 2: and you pick up a bit of cash for the internet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and the internet was bound in leather, it bound.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're decent leather at whatever they are, because they're
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  Speaker 2: instill in. They got they got looked at. And I know,
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  Speaker 2: definitely whatever about me looking for the sake of looking.
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  Speaker 2: But my two sisters actually used them, if you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. They definitely used them for research purposes
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  Speaker 2: for school because they were you know, they were into
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  Speaker 2: that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But if you were doing a project on ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: if you were doing a project on South America, you
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  Speaker 1: looked in the encyclopedia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was nowhere else to look for.
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  Speaker 1: And if you were as as you know, if you
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  Speaker 1: were looking for sexual reproductive organs, that's where you looked
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  Speaker 1: at as well.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he definitely wasn't He was just going through and
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  Speaker 2: then landed. And I'm talking to me personally, no doubt
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  Speaker 2: you know you could. But I will be referred to
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  Speaker 2: forever as the Harry platypus. I'm sorry. That's that's it
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  Speaker 2: going now.
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  Speaker 1: Well on that subject, right, on the subject of Harry Platypus,
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  Speaker 1: on Harry platypuses and such like, let me tell you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so we had the encyclopedias.
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  Speaker 2: Go with me on this one. Now, we also had okay,
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  Speaker 2: so if the encyclopedia's.
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  Speaker 1: Were Wikipedia of the day, it was like your general
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  Speaker 1: come by go day research. What was the web MD
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  Speaker 1: of the day, What was the online doctor of the day.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it was. We had a standalone
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  Speaker 1: medical encyclopedia that was bought.
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  Speaker 2: I do not maybe that's in the pileo as well, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And it was just like so if you had a
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  Speaker 2: call for a sneeze or anything like that, you could
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  Speaker 2: look it up in the medical encyclopedia and it had,
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  Speaker 2: let me tell you, a detailed section on genital warts
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  Speaker 2: and yes, yeah you know discharges and ship like that
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  Speaker 2: and califlower feeling. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I did not need to see that when I was twelve.
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  Speaker 1: I needed to see entirely the opposite of that.
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  Speaker 2: Tom To be fair, you think it so, but I'd
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  Speaker 2: say that's what kept you on the straight and arrow
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  Speaker 2: was after saying I make you shape like a cauliflower
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  Speaker 2: with puss stripping out the end of it, and you're like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, I'm going to keep myself straight and arrow,
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I won't be straight outside the lights. Ak,
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  Speaker 2: hey what has done to me? Dom?
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  Speaker 1: But but but again, like there was no other internet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying the internet is the place to go
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  Speaker 1: to to to check up your actual out or anything
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  Speaker 1: like that. Quite the opposite in fact. But it had
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  Speaker 1: to be better than you know, here's this lady here
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  Speaker 1: with a big seventies vagina.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what it was? And to give
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  Speaker 2: them there too, and I was. It was the fact
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  Speaker 2: that there was there was you know now you look
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  Speaker 2: up like Netflix and literally Pepper PICCPY, but down the
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  Speaker 2: bottom they'd be like Nudley of Violence and drug use Mage, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: like the World Book and Britannic is not the rest
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: of them, like just tucking open the look man, it's
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: up to you. It's it's a completely There was no
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: oh well lock it, you know, weould put a lock
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: on it would put this. It was just open the book.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: We're sparing nothing here. Just fuck every nasty picture, every
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: good picture, every in between picture to describe what we're
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: talking about in the V section or the P section.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: This giant fucking books there.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: So when you're done reading the reading up about the
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Vietnam War. You'll be like, go on off me as well.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: I'm here.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I check out volcanoes and vaginas while I'm doing it.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you one thing, though. Here's the
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: thing with the Internet. It changes by the day.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: The World Books and the Encyclopedia Britannica changed.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: By the addition. Okay, what do you mean by that, Jerry?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: And I meant to say that if you bought your
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: World Book in nineteen ninety, it had different information in
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: it than it did in nineteen eighty, for example. Okay,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: so same as how you watch something on Disney Plus
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: now it's like this movie contains scenes of tobacco use
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: and all this kind of crack. The nineteen eighties World
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Book was different. And I know this, Tom because our school,
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: the primary school that I went to, had a set
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: of encyclopediaes and they were the Encyclopedia Britannica from like
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: nineteen sixty or something like that. Right, it was like whatever,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: it was like, why would you bother updating it nineteen sixties?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Hello, welcome to the World Book. Did you know that
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: women have smaller brains men? Honestly, I'm not even kidding.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I distinctly remember, because you know we'd be scoreless little fiends, right,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: we'd look up the the s Book for Sex and
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: look through it straightaway. First thing you do, and I
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: remember it was like it was a passage that said
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: something along the lines of, of course, homosexual homosexuality is illegal,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: just up like homosexual reality is illegal and anyone engaged
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: in such things should be reported to the nearest.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: What year did you say? His books were just.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Like nineteen sixty a nineteen ninety version in Ireland that
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: was still held like that.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: But here we are now, Tom.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you another thing that that was with the
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: World Book. You know, it's one thing to buy a
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: set of World Books, but you weren't going to buy
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: one every couple of years.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: But you know what you would get and.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sure your mumber dad will remember this. Do you
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: remember that had like yearly supplements. What do you mean
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: does that ring any bello with you? That the people
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: would yeah, year it's full of protein, it's full of
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: amino acids. No, it would be like they would come
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: back after twelve months and.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Go like, oh, you're enjoying your your World books. Deadly stuff. Well, listen,
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: they've got a new edition.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: It was like a yearly supplement, kind of like a
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Ripley's Believe It or Not, but like more educational, and
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: it will be one single big book. The nineteen ninety
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: two supplement, the nineteen ninety three So I.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Remember it was an remember graphic style thing, yeah yeah,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah, And it was just it wasn't alphabetical rent
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: like that. It's just like, you know what, here's four
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: hundred pages of random get it, gets it. You get
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: to this one the first page. Oh, by the way,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: what we said about the Gaze. They're grand, They're fine, Yeah,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: they're fine. Now, they're all fine.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: But I remember like one of them was, here's here's
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: five pages breaking down what happened in the La riots,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: which would have been ninety two, and we would have
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: been reading it in like ninety four.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. And like if this seems quaint, folks,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: this was your internet. This was the speed the Internet
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: came to you.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, Tom, were they wrong.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: About the Gaze? I mean to say, I think I
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: think speeding the Internet up to being able to be
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: updated by the second is not it. I think getting
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: it doled out here once every eighteen months. It's probably
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: not it either. There might be a middle ground where
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: everybody could have to think a little bit when it
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: gets opinionated, like say, hey a was acxuals you know, yeah, okay,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: fox sake. But when facts are facts is facts. On
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: some scenarios, like gorillas do have let's say, fifty two teeth?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? If that's a thing,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: why do you need to get the opinion of nine
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: different web websites. I can go just sometimes Like my
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: last year's show was called Taken off Chair, and that
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: was what it was. It was like, trust me, we
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: don't need all the info, We just need enough of
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: the info to take over, Like you know what I mean,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: you're filling it all up with this shit like where
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: you're getting. Actually, but if you look at this such
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: as such a gorilla, you're like a for a lot
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: of Jesus. Just let me open the world books you
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: would said about gorillas and that'll dome me. That'll do,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: because I ain't going into the gorilla trade, do you
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? For the most part, people have
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: some amount of stupid info in their head, but that
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: they will never practically use. And yes, the Internet is
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: good for that, but there's too much internet now. I
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: still do realize we are turning kind of into, you know,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: a bit of a comni territory. Here, we'll get friends here,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: We're getting a little red here on this on this podcast,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: we're kind of going we were just restrict some of
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: the information we will give you, and it's getting be
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: communisty here. I think it's a little bit.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, well here's one. Here's an example for you, Tom Okay,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: because you're a wee man. I know he likes the dinosaurs, right,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: did he get into the D Book for dinosaurs?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: You know what? I just to navigate that book to
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: get the dinosaurs. To be fair, I would have gotten
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: the D book be like, yeah, she was looking for
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: the D booker, Yeah, gotta get that D book. But like,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: the information that would.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Be in the world books of the late eighties early
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: nineties about dinosaurs is markedly different to.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: What it is now. Because then I can see him
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: have a classic, you know scenario of the book going
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: what the fuck to me? This is a guali of
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: mimas I think you'll find and they're like, this is
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: dynatus and.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, you're a we man to be like,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: this is a feathered dinosaur that you know, eight eggs,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: and they're like, no, scally dinosaur that eight smaller dinosaurs.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I can see him going like bullshit, now is a
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: wrong in the in the space of Turkey years.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: You'se are so wrong? Do you know? But if that's
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: all that's wrong, you know, like we get there, like
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. But for the most part,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: like if he's on a bit about engineering whatever, it's like, well,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: you know, this is what it is, you know they
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: you know, jet fuel does burn steal Oh man, I'd
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: love to see the you know, go to the w
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: book and get world Trade centers, like, yeah, check out
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: these bad boys. Anything happened to them? Try and knocking
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: them down? We dare you, I don't do you know
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: what it's it's there's a there's a halfway mark. That's
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: why we know for the rest of for the rest
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: of his life, he's going to have the highest amount
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: of Internet you know, being thrown at itself. For now,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: at least, let's teach him how to turn a page
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: and read and know. Okay, you asked me a question,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I'll go and find it at least that part of
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: my brain will help me go and find it so
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: that when it does finally books get thrfed out, you
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, where we have a big fire
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the square gear and we throw
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: all the books of this podcast. We're not a little
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: bit podcast. Yeah, but it's turning very very I gotta
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: tell you, folks, if all this seems like like set
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: of world books, if you would like to get a
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: set of world books, like, go to any Oxfam or
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: any Saint Vincent's or anything like that, because generally, when
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: not being disrespectful, but to clear someone someone's.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: House out after they passed away, there'll be a set
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: of like smoke stained World books there and you can
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: pick them up for like you can pick up the
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: whole Encyclopedia Britannica for a tanner, and it's a nice
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: thing to have in the house.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Did you know what I mean? You didn't have the Britannica.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Did you know? No, we had the World Book. See,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I wonder probably because you.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Were nothing, nothing Britannic in our I was just gonna
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: look what you're saying there.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, like, you know, we were
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: so far south to that stage. We didn't feel in
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: any way threatened, but I figure, yeah you would, so
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: we thought about used down the Free State Tom to
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: be honest. Yeah, yeah, we're just Mexicans below just not
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: giving a ship gone whatever, gringo, We don't care. Just yeah,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: give us all that info. And to be fair, all
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: the all the Britannics, all the Queen's info, all the
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: all the Britannic is you know from the nineteen eighties,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: which we had. All they did just pretty much all
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: was shipping on Ireland for the most part. And you
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: know what, it was fine. It's fine, know your enemy,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: no dying enemy, jury and all the rest of it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it was Meanwhile, we had the World Book
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: written like in the ear of Jack Kennedy, and it's
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: like Ireland, hell of a nation. Anybody could say, a
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: cargo of guns over the Atlantic to them exchange for
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: drug money. You get to the eye, look for Irish person.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: It's just John Wayne looking back at you with Maury
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: O'Hara or or whatever the head typical Irish man. Hell yeah,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: look for it. For now. I think it's going to
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: be fun to see him go through the books and
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: just kind of I think this is going to be
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: put I mean, Jesus, a land that lived decency, taste
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: and decency.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Notwithstanding, We're going to try and post a couple of
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: pictures from these Warld books to to give you an
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: idea what we're saying.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: But I'll tell you one.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Thing the World Book didn't have, Tom Wonicle, what the
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Internet has over World books is the World Books didn't
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: have a comment section. I suppose you could write in
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: the back if you want it, but it didn't have
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: a comment section.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: But you have to wait and go to the comments section,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: i e. The school the next day and go see
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: that bullshit in the Border book last night? Did you
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: ever see a big platypus?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: But Tom and Jerry Show does have a comment section,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: and and this week some of the fine listeners of
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry Show flagged their attention towards a
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: group that we would like to talk to you about,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and just so happens, we have a segment where we
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: talk about these lads, those lads, the other lads, and
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: indeed done.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: This lad, now there's that guy, and this lad. This
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: week is these lads.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Thanks to the listeners who flagged this one and sent
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: it our way, Tom, why don't you tell the fine
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: folks about this group of enterprising young lads and their
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: kind attitude and dedication to hard work.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: To be fair, I think we were saying this because
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: it's from the Manchester Even News. That's genuinely and it's
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: based out of a group in Wigan for sure. It
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: was sent just purely for Tom to make bits of
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: the Northern English accent like.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: That's like you know, and you know, a give him
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: a course that you know, there was always some lad
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: in your town that you'd be like, you know, buy
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: him a pint when he gets drunk.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Hilarious, you know what I mean? But do you know
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: I think that's what's happening here. It's and it's Manchester News,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: it may as well be, you know, the local Tipperary
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: News here the way it's written across the top, so
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: I've got I've got to say just before i even
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: get into this. The link is the website, but across
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: the top is buy a paper, okay, so you can
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: buy your own. You can buy it through and get
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: the ads. And then immediately after this funeral notices, we've
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: we've went from there to there. But this essentially that
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: the gangs sent on to the resident spotted men coming
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: and going at a small shop and then a huge
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: conspiracy started to unravel. This is this is like tinder
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: swindler stuff like right, people just notice coming in and
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: going not not fucking right here, This is not right?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: So what's up? Conversations we're uncovered. Just group members send
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: pictures of injuries they received on site. Now that can
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: happen there. So this is this is a group of
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: workmen on This is a Wigan based rogues. There were
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: a utility company called Elevator Elevate right Elevate we spelled
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: it spelled with and see some of them got nabbed
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: because lads were just posting injury pictures because it's dangerous
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: as fuck what the lads were up to, but for
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: a good cause, making a few pounds and what not.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: But essentially what this utilities company and they turned up
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: and hives ive is the whole lot and start ripping
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: up pavements. And when it's something like I've always said it,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: ives vest will get you away and you know, a
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: determined look on your face will get you away with
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: them or anything.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: But these lads just has a license to do whatever
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the fuck. Isn't it like you can like you know,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: do you remember those story years ago about a lad
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: that walked into Buckingham Palace and was like sitting at
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the end of the bed where the Queen was sleeping.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yep, rest assured he was wearing a hives vest. No,
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: he probably had his trousers around then, but at the
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: same time he to hive his vest? I have his vest?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Were you reiling the story?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: So we've got high is wearing lads and Wigan operating
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the utilities company called h Elevated Elevate and what the
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: what are we doing?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: We're breaking up pavements and garnering, ripping pavements the whole lot.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: And this isn't just around Ord, this is all the
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: way down in North Wales. You know, they're down as
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: far as Plymouth, like these letter are are. They're on
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: the go, a wild gang of lads and says you
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: what it turns out to be from when the cops
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: started following it and over thirty two different police districts,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: so that they started going, wait, well, hold on Elevate
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: or in your negative woods too. They can't all starts
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: out the pies, the pies or basically splicing the mains,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: the electricity mains mind because a certain type of you know,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: urban farm will lead extra juice when it comes to hydroponics.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: And you don't have to be call here Tom and
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Jerry show you can set. They were just fucking peeling
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: straight off the mains. The mad beast starts running into
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: properties that had well Albanian run cannabis farms inside of
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: the houses, farms one hundred of them over just over
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: one hundred of them around the north and northwest as
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: suppose of the UK. These boys were flatted the fucking
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: mess just and like praise and just going all right
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: and just digging straight in. Now, the juice run into
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: your average house just won't cut it. It just will
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: not cut what it has to run in the way of.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: So you can't grow farm off an extension cable, right,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: you could do it out the country because you do
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: get better juice to your house out of the country,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: because you're getting an individual run. Like we went for
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: a stronger run one here because we said, look, if
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: you ever got a plug in a welder and stuff
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: like that, so we went to sixteen instead of the
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: usual twelve. But houses in cities like there's up to
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: twelve houses running off a MIDI pillar gaber. So you
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: just won't get the whack that you need. Sure you'll
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: get like two hundred volts. You ain't get no two forties,
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: but you'll get you'll get enough to power a kettle
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: and power all the things that normally needed. But when
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: you gotta start fucking incubating, you know the old devil's cabbage,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: the Moroccan woodbine, shall we say, Yeah, you're at fucking
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: not with the regular guy. You got you need eight
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: point you knows you need it. And these lads, these
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: lads were tied in with the group, and I like
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: the way like that the group had. This did the
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: smarts at least to go to a utilities company and
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: just go look rather than help me out here? Tom?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Just this is the this is the bit that I
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: couldn't figure out. Now, where are these guys legitimate like
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: electrical engineers or was this just a group of like
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: anti one of the lads peeling the fucking shrouding off
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: the mains cable going into a city.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: They were cellar field. It would seem like one of
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: them was the kiddie. When it came to the actual splicing.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: But as you know, jar, when you're under pressure, it's Friday,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: you gotta get those Albanians need their juice. Sometimes the
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: odd lad is going to need to jump in there
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: and do a bit of a over the phone job
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: because they might have three or four gigs on the go,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: you see, so the actual whiz might have been there,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: and I'm guessing a few times what happened is, you know,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: well they had to jumping down into the hole and
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: go all right, sleeves up, let's get it done.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: And they had to just okay, because like you know,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: sleeves up, let's get it done, won't cut it when
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: you're peeling the shroud of like a four inch thick
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: electrical cable. Like we've all had to at some stage.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: If there's a if there's a leak in the house
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: or something going on and you can't turn the water off,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you're just gonna have to be like, right, okay, I'm
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: getting wet in this one. I'm gonna have to cut
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: this pipe and water's gonna piss everywhere, and I'm gonna
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: have to try and connect it and close it off
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: as quick as I can while the water pissing everywhere
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: because I can't turn it off. I've done that. I've
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I've had that. You've had that as well. I'm sure
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: where it's just like your ignorance has to has to
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: cut through. You can't do that with an electrical cable
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: without turning yourself into a spider man villain.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: No, but i'd say what they were doing if they
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: were out of it or genuine company and they set
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: up a couple of other companies just to to I guess,
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: keep keep the keep the fuzze off their back. So
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: what they did was, I'd imagine they actually went to
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: the minipillar chamber, shut it down, didn't tell the customers,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: got the cable on, quickly pat it back on. You know, dude,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: you're about eleven or twelve o'clock, so not many people
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: are going to be given out. They'll go, what have
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: it back on? Nice? So you gotta move, You just can't.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: You can't latch onto the fucking cable, Jared. There is
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: no there's no fancy way of turning off the electricity.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: You know, you can't put a vice gripts on the
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: pipe on the cable halfway a couple of feet up
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: and squeezed the electricity back out of it, it will
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: still travel down the armored fucking cable, so you'll have
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: to go back up by many people are see, you
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: know there's green little boxes you'd see tuck neatly up
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: against the wall, not that neatly in places. Yes, it's
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: a general key that opens them. These lads, i'm guessing,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: are like, right, you're right, Yeah, you're right, You've got
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: the cable, You're ready, okay on two three, bang god,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: And I'm guessing guessing it's been turned back on a
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: few times when not everything was coppless mintus, do you
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: know like these lads weren't electricians either. There were groundworkers
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: where good men for digging a hole, maybe putting the
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: finishing touches to what they needed, because let's be honest,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: you can't put that out in the fucking newspaper here
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: wanted Sparky because Sparky's are highway robbers anyway. At that
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: minute and at the rest of the time, to any
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: electricians in the audience, oh, you know, you know who
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: you are and you know what you're up there, And
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: that was.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Out time because when when when you forward this story
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: on to me, it was a picture of a guy
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: with like half his face burnt off. Oh he had
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: he had something had blown up and taken all the
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: hair of one side of his head. Yeah, and one
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: can only assume that that was because he like literally
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: tried to sold a cable onto a four inch matz.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Well, he's the interesting thing. This guy was the he
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: was actually the director of Elevate himself, Drew Roberts.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to go like in the
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: in the in mopets Christmas Carol here, but he was
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: elevating off the pavement.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: They want to do be past and then the said
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: send it to all lads, you know what I mean,
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, I mean he told on himself here. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: So okay walk with me here on this one. Tom.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: So, these guys Elevate, they're rocking up in the middle
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: of the night in hive's vests, which, as we said,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: is a license to do whatever you want. I mean,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: the next James Bond film wants to be James Bond
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: in a hive of his vest, just walking into the
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Kremlin and cap in several high ranking members of society
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: and they're just walking out, just shrugging his shoulders and
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: know what happened. So these guys just rock up and
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: dig up the road in.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: The middle of the night, just wearing their hive. So
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: what we're what we're what we're talking.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: About here is the scene from Ghostbusters to where they
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: dig up the hole in the middle of the road
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: one and then lower a lad down into it, and
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: like any.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Cops come along, it's like, hey, they're taking in the hole.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: What do you want me to do? He's taking a hole,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: he's doing the thing. Do I got a permit? Do
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I got time for paramounts? And the cops are like
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: all right, all right, yeah, and that's exactly it they were.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: It was then it was they actually got down as
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: far as Wales when it was the whale, the North
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: North Welsh Police they were kind of twiggering and going,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? This doesn't make any sense. You wouldn't
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: The cops aren't going to go look and see if
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: permits have been sought and stuff like that, because the
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: work is always on the go. But they yeah, they
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: popped up and it swung all the way back up
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: to as far as Manchester and there's in a one
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: of the Wigan police policemen I'm only doing this. It's
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: not particularly interesting, but I'm doing it because I want
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: to do the accent. So he gave he gave a
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: statement to the newspapers like so he named the lads
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: so Russ McGain andrew, but we're registered to olivate company
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: directors to play the leading role in the conspiracy running
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: the day to day business. Yeah, running the day they do.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: They're making the sound they liaised, directing the work carried
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: out by waiting to hear this. Graham Roberts played the
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: key role in operating as a skilled joint not that
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: fucking skilled. And then they blew the head off his
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: off his colleague responsible for splicing and connecting the live
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: cable to run the new feed into premises. In terms
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: of for cannabis production, he like, I gotta give the
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? I gotta give these
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: lads kudos the stones to walk around to drive around
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: the country, take rock breakers like this isn't even a
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: sneak thing. Like you're climbing up a pole this day,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: like where they you know, you climb a pole, you
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: could lash onto somebody's electricity cable or Yeah, these lads
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: had rock breakers, diggers going down the street, just gone
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: all right, I all love listen. Bow is going to
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: be off from half an hour, so you know, if
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: you're going to have dryer on, you know, just know
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: it's going to be off. And they think it a
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: lovely lad for giving them the heads up because they
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: got to They produced one hundred juice to one hundred farms.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: This means these lads have at least planned to go
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: two or three years doing this, so you had to
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: assume they were flying it. Do you mean they were
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: absolutely having a great time, time, a great time like
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: and I hate not for Lottinger. And I'll tell you something.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: These lads were grafting. This wasn't here's the thing. Here's
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: where like you know, you know I got to die, Dame.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: It's rare. I can knock the hustle.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Even if you are a robin electricity to cannabis grow farms,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: which I suppose, like you know, in a in a
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: kind of a robin hood sort of a way, I
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: could say, I kind of respect your growing cannabis. It's
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: not the worst thing in the world, I suppose, but
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you're not using the profits for fucking orphanages
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: and mun baby homes or whatever the hell it might.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I'm sure that profit is going to
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: terrible things. Ah, you're right there digging a hole at night, luds.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: That's that's a lot more than.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Some of you fuckers are doing. This is the thing, like,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? There's you know, yeah,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, everybody knows my background, so I fucking
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: civil's works lads, and you said, hey, easy work, Like
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, you gotta put your boots on and pull
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: your trousers up one leg at a time. These guys
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: who were getting out and getting after It's like these
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: white collar motherfuckers there who are just in our face
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: stealing our money for whatever, you know, jiggery pokery in
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: the stock market and stuff. You're like, these motherfuckers should
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: do time. Not saying these lads shouldn't do time, but
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: by Jesus Christ, they would have grafted in all weathers
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: that they picked a hard way of making like they
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: didn't even pick the growing bit, the growing bit, the
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: plants doing all the fucking growing. You just have to
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: turn the lights on and maybe kick the house out
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: in a lot of tinfoile. These boys are down in trenches,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: hoofing it out like they you gotta get after it,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I gotta tell you, Tom,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: do you think And this is the last thing I
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: have to say on this.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I can talk all night, but I have a couple
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: of have a couple of candle me, Tom's, you're gonna
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: have to shut me up.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: At some like do you think there's a scenario here?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Like it's like, where do you get criminal electricians? Criminal?
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Like criminal electricians? Two words? Where do you get criminal electricians? Like?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Do you think that there's a situation here like in
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: the departed where like these guys are recruited early doors
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: and it's like crime lords coming around.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Like I see you passed your false course. Kid, you
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: want to come with me make some real money. Hey, hey,
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: let me tell you. Everybody in the street fucking hates you.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Everybody in the street hates you. Everybody you get street
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: us start running running power for me? You run juice
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: for me, son, Like you grab a hold of a
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: four inch Mainz cable. That's real power, kid.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: But it's a very true thing town. Because I gotta
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: tell you where I work. At the minute, I'm looking
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: at the window at lads digging up a whole outside
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: for three straight weeks. And I gotta be honest with you,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I've never it has never dawned on me that they
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be in the jit. They could be doing anything anything,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: But he could be doing anything.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: But as you said, Jar, like you're looking for a
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: hooky sparks or whatever, you're looking for a hockey civilis company.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: They had to be making serious twine because civils companies
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: and contractors, we know the names of them. I had
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: a bit of a fallen out recently with one of
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: the bigger ones. But they can they can just criminally
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: run rough shots through your place and have the government
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: behind them when it comes because they're doing the esp
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: i e. God's work. But they can literally drive over
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: your grandmother with their digger and go. She was in
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: the fucking way And I had to turn people. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: had to get to that poll. So but and they
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: are making serious twine. So these lads, these lads had
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: to be making savage money, savage her time. Like you know,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I that elephant was doing all this on this and
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I can guarantee any of it. I can guarantee you
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: it wasn't just for the all the farmers they were doing.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: I guarantee the odd you know, I'm not saying they
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: were good lads or they were bad lads, but I'm
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: just saying they would have been the odd one that
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: maybe would have reminded them of their mothers, not that
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: kind of way. You know, the bills were killing them.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: You know, the UK don't look after their old people
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: like we do. You know, why don't we just runner
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: in one justice? I think I gotta be honest with you.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I think electricity should be free. It's an argument for
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: another podcast, to be honest. If we're getting into the
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: tessels called stuff there it is, it is for free.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Technically we're all being we have entered into communistic right slash.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: It has become apparent, Tom, like when we have a
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: couple of drinks in US, we're communists as fuck.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's not pull that that right there you go, ladies, question,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: they didn't do too bad that time they got They
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: got like twenty three months and a couple got big,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: big sentences because it's drugs and stuff like that. But listen,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm not saying there after, what what is
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: the charge? What is the charge operating a stopco system
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: fraudulent to a cannabis farm about two hundred and forty
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: four cabs farm. Delicious. That's you right now. If you're
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: can arrested for the podcast, you'll be like, what's the cry?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: But enjoying a delicious podcast. Succulent communism. Come here, listen.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: We we we are. We're very possibly staggering into real
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: row territories. So while I crack my next can of
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: the evening Tom, We're going to settle the heads a
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: little bit. Now.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: We're gonna chack kindly to each other. We're going to
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: remain certainly not going to have to have a symt Patrick's.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Day route attitude. Don't start. Yeah, I mean it would be.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: It'd be so like for anybody listening from other countries,
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: which you do and whatnot. But you go with the patties.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: They're definitely gonn ever because they've been drinking and there's
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: every possibility of it to be there.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, like I need drinking me to
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: start around, you know you literally I've started rousing stone
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: stone cold sober at like seven o'clock in the morning.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing, it is Sym Patrick's day to day.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: We hope everybody.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: But by the time you listen to this St Patrick's
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Day will be long gone. You'll care more about next
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: year Symt Patrick Stay than this year Sir Patrick's Day,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: which is why we didn't do a Sin Patrick's Day episode.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: But it cannot be denied that we are recording this
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: on a bank holiday Monday. You're welcome, everybody, let's we
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: put it in here. Yeah, but it is a bank holiday, Tom,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: it is a bank holiday, thank god. And I gotta
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: tell you there are different ways to.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Run a bank holiday Monday, and I thought we would
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: go through a couple of them here and see which
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: is the best way to spend a bank holiday, because
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the way I spend my bank holiday and the way
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: you spent your bank holiday two very different things, my friend.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Can't no, no, But I think we
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: can't again, we can't be dictators to all the people.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we start waving our arms before
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: we know over up at the pulpit and there's a
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: large group in front of us, and we're heading out
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: pamphlets and and stuff like that, and then there's a
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: militia and I'm just saying, there's time and say the
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry. The Tom and Jerry Little Red Book
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: is not on saling shops this Christmas, but like what
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: if it was? So I'll tell the people what I
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: did today. Okay, fuck all, this is the most.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Work I've done in eighteen hours straight. I woke up
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: this morning and I sat on the sofa, and other
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: than take the dog out for a wheez and pooze
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: and come back in, I've done, Dick, all.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Of ship did you did you wake up on the sofa?
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: I fell asleep on the sofa. I woke up in
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: the bed. I don't know how that happened, but just
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: imagine your wife picking you up like a child. Just
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: get your fireman carry and get me up the stairs. Yeah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: So that was my I had. I had.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I had a bank called a week bank holiday Monday,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: not a weekend. I worked hard over the weekend, but
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: on a bank holiday Monday.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, don't come looking for me, Tom, what
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: did you do today this morning? All week I woke
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: up as for you. I didn't get any sofa time
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: because the old I thought I might get a bit
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: of sofa time. But I made the the remark to
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: the old man, maybe we get a bit of plaster
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: and done, and I we have a lot of security
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: cameras here and when when I see it buzzn't at
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: ten to eight, it's not normally you know, somebody out
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: riding their horse, pastic gade, it's I know who it is.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: It's the out Yeah, down he comes and like rocking
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: up and you can't. What are you supposed to your
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: own man? Like what are you doing here? You know
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: what I mean? I just say to it's a bank
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: call in a week and go home. No you can't
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: say now, you don't turn it and say that you can't.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: You just can't. So I just sad twice. Yeah you're yeah,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: you won't get an opportunity to say the second time.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: But on with the old sneakers, on with the boots,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: and we went. We started the last bit of plaster
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: that needs doing. Jerry is at the back of the house.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: And to be fare, you couldn't ask for a better
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: day for blasts. Bitter, overcast, not flogging rain, not over
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: the hot. So we cracked on with that and then
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I went to the parade, went to the braid, and
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: like I said that this himself had went.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I know, to be fair, I went to the parade
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: as well, but like on the general standard issue bank,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: holl of it, that wouldn't be a parade, No, no, no, And.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I'd intended on doing funk all
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: when I came back. But then there's a bit of
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: a tidy up still needs to happen, because there's still
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: a bit building sightly looking in certain parts of the place,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: and you're like, Jesus Christ, do you know what? There's
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: a great phraser around here, like you know, if you
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: would if you'd a great suit on, but a pair
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: of shy shoes. What they describe is just the fucking
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: suits only laughing at them shoes. Do you know what
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: And that's what's happened. The good bits at the sight
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: now of the house are only fucking laughing at the
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: bits that are still messy and have the old fucking
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: We tour three of those ascid barrels that I've used
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: for filling water, and they're sitting there looking at me,
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: big blue bastard and things, and they are good for
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: fuck all now at this stage. So I had to get,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: you know, and out the back of the garage. Never
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: look there ever again in your life because they're it's
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: tidy in the sense that it's tidy. Shit is what
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: it is. But I can't part with a lot of it,
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: or I can't I'm not ready for that good. But
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: the tidy started, and then I got to I got
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: to have a stuff, I got toxty. I'm I gotta
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: tie you in. Something tells me you're not even at
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: eleven o'clock and I'm exhausted listening to the sounds. You
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: did nothing but work from one end of this day
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: to the next. You know, now, did you say it? Yeah?
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: And I was wondering why the wife kept them coming
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: out with an espresso coffee. I'm like Jesus Christ, I'm
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: absolutely fucking buzzing through today. And that's what it was.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: It was she just keep me amped up, keeping me
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: out of the house. It's much easier if I'm not around,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: to be honest with you, The reason I bring this
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: up to me is because we have another way. Were
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: heading into a summer bank.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Callada is you've the main bank cality, you have a
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: couple of good, nice bank called the Weekend's coming in
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: and we want the listeners of the Tomma Jerry Show
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: to do all things.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Correct in their lives. And you know, on the shoulders
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: of the.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Tomma Jerry Show listeners, there are two devils and devil
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: and an angel and devil like yourself that says, get
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: out there, plaster a wall, power hosey, yard, wash the car,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: do a bitity IY fix that swinging gait. And then
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: there's an angel like me saying, sit down, play, got
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: a war, eat a sandwich, do nothing.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: You work hard enough, do nothing. I tell you, I
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: yearn I yearned for that, I had that once upon
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: a time when I was younger. The amount of bank
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: holidays that I've woken up absolutely hanging out my hole.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: And the only way to solve that is to absolutely
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: not do any work, any cerebal effort, love it, and
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: to a mosey down for an early breakfast in the
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: pub that has come half eleven will have clicked over
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: into ALLOWE to sell me drink, and then we'll we're
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: back on it again, and we'll quit about about five
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: o'clock because I'm full up to the neck with dinners,
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: pints and all the rest of it. Home for peas
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: and pools in the bed for about eight o'clock and
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: up and on the job on Tuesday that has been
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: I've had more of those glorious glory. Where did that
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: man go home? Now?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: And this man is out plastic like you know that
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: man that's going around there eating what sounds to me
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: like two cavalies in.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: A day, which is a bucket list for absolutely two
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: absolute cavary at one o'clock and one of the eight o'clock.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: What a world you could live in. I have done
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: several times. I've done that several times. I've had two caves,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: but I never you know, I never had the neck
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: to do it in the same place.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I'll tell your own thing, Tom, you have today. I'm
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: going to tell you I do a lot of things
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: on a bank holiday, but what I won't do is
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: wet a powdered aggregate.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: I tell you though, Jerr, there was a there was
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: a joy in uh in that cemental line mixture this morning.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: I want like getting it absolutely spot on to the
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: point and leaven all I was like, Jesus, there's a
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: fluffy go after you know what? I mean to sit
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: up in the trout if you know you're to literally
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: talk to you now, do.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: You know I'm going to tell you, Tom like so
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: so so so so so so.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Basically, a bank call, it is a free day. Okay,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: it's it's an extra day in the in the week,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: so you don't have to go to your work work,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: you don't have to edits, and so you don't what
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: you have to do.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: All you can do on the bank callady time I'm
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: going to tell you is do what you want to do,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: and sometimes I will. I appreciate that what you want
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: to do is tidy this can house, or just do
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: this this job has been hanging over me. That's a
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: shelf that hasn't been hung. There's no better time. I
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: can't do it in a Monday to Friday nine to
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: five because I'm working, and I can't do it at
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: the weekend because I'm tired, or the kids of.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: X y Z. But this is a free day.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: This is a free day, and generally it will fall
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: that you can use that free day to rest and recuperate,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: get a little R and R surf in the middle
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: of a helicopter attack. Whatever it is you want to
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: rest yourself, or you can do some jobs that have
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: been hanging over you. And there is I appreciate tumors
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: like a there's a gy in that there's a giant
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: knowing that you never have to do that one particular
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: job again in the yard because you can Jesus Christ
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: a tankless fucking toothbrush off the fucking of your outdoors.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: No, these those two jobs that we're done today, the
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: two major jobs that we're doing today, will never have
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: to be done again. And you did you. I know
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: it wasn't an easy job to home. But do you
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: feel rested after? No? No, no, But I'll tell you
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: what I did. I don't feel fucked. And do you
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: know what fox mejor is tinking? And there's one thing
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: holling and ignorant, ripping into things. I don't have to
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: think because I've done them that many times. There's no
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: thinky thinking. And that would be my advice to anybody
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: if you can find a way of not not thinking
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: on a bank holiday Monday, whether it means you go
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: do something that doesn't require a lot of thinking or
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: you literally just flop down and do nothing which doesn't
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: require a lot of thinking. That tidy and the plastern,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: that capt bit of carpentry work than I did today
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: that I sent you pictures of that took no thinking
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: at all. Okay, Okay, I like that, Tom, I like that.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: I like that. Okay. So so if you are going
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: to do work on a bank holiday weekend and there
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: are several coming up, try and.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Make it work that requires little to know thinking. Don't
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: sit down and under the Enigma code or anything like that. No, No,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: but if you are, if you do have to, And
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate painting, Tom, but I gotta tell you,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: there's very little thinking required in it.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: You just kind of the.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna paint ontil this wall is a different color,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: like it's mechanical.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: I like that. Okay, Yeah, either way I.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Can I can find I can find a common round there.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I can find it halfway house of that.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Can I give you a tape right for a pert
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: man who hates painting much like I do, at phone
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: tip right, that can actually shorten the road a little
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: bit for you on the paint front of things. Now,
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: this is the most childish shit you've ever seen. I
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: was had to paint of it the other day, right,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: still not fully over, But I'm delightful for how I
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: actually contextualize the fucking moment that it was so I
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: knew where I had to paint too. I knew where
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I was painting from. Guess what I did, jar I
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: drew an arrow on my life. I drew an arrow
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: coming out of the corner that I was leaving, and
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: I drew a straight line down the corner of where
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: I was about to get to. And I drew a
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: kind of receiving arrow, if you know what I mean,
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: like you were seeing dimensions, you just the arrow sticks.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: And I kept on looking back over it along the
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: line of the arrow, like Okay, there we are, we
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: are making progress here. And I dotted the line all
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: the way along like cut here, kind of line like
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: and genuinely there it's the road no entry when it
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: came to that fucking torture that is painting. I just
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: if that works for anybody, I'm just saying that's what
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: I did. I think it fucking it. It preserved my
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: life during that moment, during that a one hour period.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: But my advice again, if paint is your thing, if
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: that's your gamor, you can just shut off and listen
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: to Focus Spotify and listen to the podcast. Maybe your
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: paint right now. But if you have a bank, call them.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: You're like, fuck me, I don't want to do that thing,
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: do the one thing whatever it is that makes you
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: not have to think, and don't be looking up no
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Internet facts, don't be looking up your incyclopedias, don't be
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: doing no no you I think Monday bank of them
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: on the day you should be allowed to just be
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: a little bit take Do you know what I mean?
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: I get that, yeah, And I have to say, Tom,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: I have to say, like, you know, there was a point.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: In the where I felt like particularly lazy, like I'd
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: wasted the bank holiday ever so slightly. I was like
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I should have done something. I should have made a
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: start on the air or doing something something.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: You're doing. I'm podcasting with the fine folks, but like
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about worktops. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Find an hour do something for an hour, as Tom says, there,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: find something mechanical and thoughtless that you can just sort
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: of halfway enjoy and relax in the joy of having
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: it done.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: And be okay, and then do nothing the rest of
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: the day. That's a bank holiday, I think. So it's
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: very rare we actually settle one of these routes. Tom.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: But I'll tell you one thing.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: You said it there yourself if you are indeed now
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: there's several bank holidays coming up. If you are indeed
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: settling down to some do some mechanical mindless task that
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: you can just and plow through it be gardening and
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: cleaning out the shed, cleaning out.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: The attic plaster in the wall, as Tom did there.
• 55:51
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• 57:08
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• 57:19
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• 57:21
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• 57:24
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