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Stopping By Unannounced | Episode 92 | The Treehouse Podcast · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome inside the tree House. It's time to leave your warriors outside and come
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laugh with us inside the Treehouse. Us being me, Dan Mall Hint,
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Trey Trenholm, and another hymn Raj Sharma unless they've changed their pronouns and forgot
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to tell me. And if you do, just you know, shoot me
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a memo or a text or or a photo of your new profile. Pick
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I'll get the hint. Coming up on this episode of the Treehouse, a
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very very very stupid episode of the Treehouse, as most of them are,
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but this one I think. I think today we will reach new lows.
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At least that's my hope in today's show. Wrong answers only some very nice
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things for Trey. And it's important that I reiterate this, even though I
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am twenty two hundred miles away. Do not knock on my door uninvited.
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Do not show up to my house without announcing yourself and getting consent from me
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beforehand. This is not new. This is old. This is something that
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I have felt basically my entire adult life. I even once had when I
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was the ripe old age of nineteen living in south central Arlington, just north
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of Pioneer Parkway off of Cooper had a friend from Plano drop by. It
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was a tough lesson he learned that day. And Mark, I understand you're
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probably still a little but hurt about it. But I'm not opening my door
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for anyone who was not invited. What ye preach, Jake, take us
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to church, Well you can't because nobody's coming. Nobody's allowed to come in
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the church. Not my church. I mean when church's doors are open,
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mine aren't. Yeah. See, I've never I've never subscribed to the sitcom
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idea that my door is always unlocked and any neighbor or anybody I know or
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have ever known, may freely come and go as they please. I do
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not want a Kramer in my life. I don't like the idea of walking
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across the hall and coming into I don't like you walking across the hall coming
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into my apartment eating all my food like friends. And I especially don't like
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when people just drop by and just drop stuff off, and they knock on
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the door and be like, hey, you need to talk to me.
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Jehovah's witnesses, I'm talking to you. That's sad. Now, first you
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to me, there are two different things there you're talking about number one,
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which is just people you know coming by unexpectedly. That's one thing. Ye
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equal big note and as big of a no no, and typically more dangerous.
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Don't ever just come walk We may be best friends. Don't ever just
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open my door and stroll in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called
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manners. Yea. When I was in college, my everybody knew. My
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front door was always unlocked, so you could just walk in if you wanted
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to be watching TV. My train brothers would come over and just walk in
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the door to go straight to the kitchen, grab a beer, and come
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sit down. Yeah, didn't bother me. It was very nice. It's
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nice to have people come over and spend time. Okay, you know how
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at least knock. You know how. People say there's two types of people
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in the world, and they always, you know, pick two random things
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that are opposed. Like one of those things is there are two types of
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people in this world. People that like cilantro, people that don't like cilantro.
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There's two types of people in this world. People that feel guilt and
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have to help you clean the house just because you're doing it, versus the
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other type of person. We'll to just sit there and watch movies and not
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give a damn. That's two types of people, and then two other types
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of people that we've known for many years is you either stand to wipe your
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ass after you poop, or you sit and you sitters are weird and I
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don't trust you. And then then there's the new one. Now we have
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learned there are two types of people in the world. The people that are
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fine with you kicking in the front door and just coming on in like you
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have a standing invitation, or there's people like me and Trey, which is
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you better at least knock first, otherwise you're gonna get shot. D You
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are apparently the open door policy guy. I'm more you're more than welcome,
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uh to come by it. I don't. I'm not when you guys,
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when you guys do this, like these scenarios in your head, like you
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better, I'll have a gun next to me. I'm like, who's coming
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to are you? Like to quote Mark Ag are you fucking Jason Bourne?
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Like who are you that you're worried that somebody's coming to get you. I'm
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a person who is very very few people know where I live. There are
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very few people in the face of the earth could actually go I want to
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go to treys and know what door to go to, so and they all
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know they're gonna call or text me and say, hey, I'm gonna stop
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by beforehand. So if you just if someone's just knocking on my door unexpectedly,
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that's not good. And yes, I'm going to have a thirty eight
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special behind my back before I open the door. That's sad. No,
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that's called being prepared. Because things, bad things, RAJ, bad things.
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I just saw a headline that said some guys sexually assaulted women who are
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walking home. Oh okay, and and and these things happen where someone will
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knock on your door and then you know they rob you or shoot you or
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Yeah. I love the idea that you think a person who's coming to your
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place to injure you, well just knock and just sit and wait and wait
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for you to open the door. They would probably just kick it in and
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start to shooting. This is how I know you're not a criminal, because
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Raj. And sometimes it's good to distract your opponent. So someone that's coming
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to your door to do bad things too, you might actually knock on your
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front door. So then perhaps someone sneaking around the back, or someone knocks
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on the front door because they're weird and just feel like being polite before they
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rob you or shoot you in the face. The point is bad things can
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happen. And I'm reminded of the Sebastian Maniscalo bit that I saw recently where
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he talks about, you know, the difference in twenty years, you know,
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between you know company and you know, hiding from people at your front
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door. I'm of the mindset that I just don't I don't like surprises across
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the board, and that carries over into I don't like surprises at in the
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front door. So okay, so let's say this. Let's say, you
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know, we we wrap up the show, you know, on the Friday
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or whatever, and I go, you know what, I have just a
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hankering to go see my buddy Dan, and I hop on a plane and
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I fly. I'm like, I'm gonna surprise my buddy's Dan and Tara,
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and I get to your island, I find randomly somehow where you live,
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and I find a taxi to take me to that place. I just say,
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the lady kidnapping goats, can you take me to where she takes them
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and I knock on your door. What then happens? I have to shoot
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you. I'm sorry. But if you've gone to that much trouble to hunt
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me down, then you have bad intentions. I'm not hunt you down.
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I'm coming by to say hi because I missed you, buddy. No,
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it is hunting because you don't know where I live. You you just know
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an island in the Caribbean. You know you can tell the airline to get
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you there, but from there you have to hunt to find me. But
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I'm not as much as I love you, i'd be forced to shoot you.
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I'm sorry. He doesn't know that. He doesn't know who's on the
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other side of his doors. What stranger lurks? That's right, because Raj,
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you've known me for over twenty years. You know to announce yourself beforehand,
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you know, to ask, hey, Dan, mind if I come
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see you, in which case I'd be like, yeah, cool. But
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if you don't, now, I know something is suspicious and someone's probably holding
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a gun to your head making you hunt me down so they can do bad
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stuff, in which case, me putting you down right then and there would
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be doing you a favor because then at least a friend is shooting you as
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opposed to someone that plans to do bad things to see my wife and her
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goat. So you wouldn't shoot the guy who's got me a gunpoint you're gonna
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shoot me first. Well, I don't know where that guy is, but
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you're right front of me, and if I shoot you, then he's gonna
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pop out of whatever bush he's hiding behind because he's gonna be stunned. He's
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like, oh my god, this guy's crazy. He just shot one of
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his best friends. I don't stand a chance. I'm gonna run away.
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Yeah you should. Wow, that is a That is a phenomenal scenario.
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And you're start it all up at the top of my head. You two
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are the reason why people don't just swing by and go hey, you know
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what, let me just see how they're doing. Good. That's so sad.
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Good, it's not sad. Just hey, hey, you mind if
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I come by? Stop buying thirty minutes whatever? Like, that's that's just
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manners. Yes, I'm with trade. It's it's twofold. One, I
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don't like surprises across the board, and two it is a manners thing.
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Uh, it's polite. To just to ask someone if you can come over,
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I supposed to just you know, demanding it or feeling entitled to walk
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into my house. Yeah, but like Sebastian talks about in that joke,
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like you didn't have people come by like at night and you're like, you
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know, you're wrapped like every but he's unwinding. Everybody's had dinner, and
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like the doorbell rings and and there's you know, you run to the door
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because you want to see who it is, and then there's like a family
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friend outside and like the excitement and joy like, oh no, get not
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only is he are they here to say hi and check up on us?
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And how cool is that? But we get to stay up like another thirty
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minutes while they have tea and conversate with the folks. First of all,
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if when I was a kid, if I ran to the door and opened
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it and didn't know who was on the other side, I'm getting my ass
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whipped. Did you guys were there dungeon doors? What? Like what you
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didn't have like a peep hole that you could look out of it? You
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can't see it? Yeah, little Tray was too short. Oh, poor
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little Tray. I mean we had we had a nice door where you could
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see who was on the other side of it, and we also had the
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no soliciting sign, so oh yeah, those work. It's witness that that
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does not work. We never had them until my dad started talking to the
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Jehovah's witnesses. When he was going, like, he started talking, went
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to check the mail, and they saw the no soliciting thing, and so
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they kept going. I think it's because of people like you. They were
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scared of might shoot them for not obeying to the sign that you bought at
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home depot. My dad was checking the mail and started talking them and invited
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them inside, and basically it was like, hey, feel free to stop
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by any time. So they did. But outside of that, we never
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got bugged by anybody, and it was always family friends that came in.
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It was late at night and it was great. My parents would make tea
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and bring out snacks and you're like, oh, this is great, and
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they would catch up. Maybe it was because my parents fought so much that
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we didn't really get much company, because even if someone had the idea,
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by the time they got within a half mile of our house, they would
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have heard the screaming and thought you know what, maybe let's just go home.
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They didn't stop to go Hey, let's check in and see if we
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can help. You should have heard the screaming at a certain point, like
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you you you hear, and you're like it was other we can do for
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those people. Well, that's just sad. The other thing is, and
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this may be more a tune with reality. When I was very young,
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we lived in the country like we lived the sticks of Oklahoma. So if
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someone just popped by, that was a vagrant, that was someone who had
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bad intentions, because anyone else would be maybe just pick up the phone or
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shout through the barboar Ham coming over. But also, and there's some after
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watching that whole Indian Predator series. The thing culturally, I'm sure you don't
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worry about the strangers. It's the people in your family that are gonna kill
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you. Speak yeah, okay, real quick, very much. Speaking of
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which, the strangers, the movie The Strangers that right there, RAJ,
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go watch that movie that right there. Will teach you to never hope for
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a random visitor to your house. That's all I gotta say about that.
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Okay, Now tell me more tray about the Indian murderers. Oh gosh,
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it's a whole series on Netflix. Yeah, of course it is. When
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it comes to when it comes to serial killing, we like to keep it
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in the family. They don't. We don't rely on the help of strangers.
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The last one I watched was called Curry and Cyin. That's good.
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That's a really good one. It's the name of it. It's Jolly something,
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but it's it's this very American sounding name. Jolly Yeah, family,
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Jolly Joseph. Yeah, that's it, Jolly Joseph. Yeah. And she
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uh, just wiping them out. She just kind of infiltrated a family and
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took it over. And if you didn't like it, you were going to
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die. Yeah, hand that rocks the cradle style. No, it's more
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like, yeah, I mean if you combine that in like the shining Yeah,
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she just uh, she just showed up. Uh. It was they
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got married. Uh, and then she was like, oh, I don't
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like your sister so death, and I don't like your death, your parents
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death. Everybody's like, man, the unfortunate luck. This family's happy.
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Meanwhile that the ladies just kind of like, I know, what's what's happening.
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She did her two sons, I believe she allowed to live. She
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liked them. She basically married into a family and really didn't like him and
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just killed them all exactly. It was so she basically lived out one of
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Trey's fever dreams. Yeah, and they were just like, man, it's
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just and then uh and I think they were burying them like in the backyards
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Clopeck style. Okay, yeah, yeah, so like as to avoid autopsies
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and things like this, it's like we'll just have the have a memorial.
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But then the bodies are in the back they just next to the cat.
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Yeah, that's pretty much what they were. They didn't get a mark er,
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you didn't get anything. They had to go in and but that's a
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really good so even to our listeners, go watch Korean. It's really good.
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It's a it's a terrible title. Yeah, it makes me not want
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to go back to my favorite Indian restaurants. I don't love the Korean syanid,
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but she was where that comes from. She was mixing it into their
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food. Uh and and sometimes slowly. Sometimes it wasn't like to kill you
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immediately, which was what cyanide will do. But she sometimes she was before
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it was cool. She was playing the long game. She was like,
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you know what, I'm gonna get you hooked on this and this is another
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reason why. This is another reason why you need to be wary of strangers.
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And speaking of which, another uh our conversation about not liking random people
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showing up at our door. This reminded me of the story I saw a
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couple of days ago, and that is have you ever wanted to have?
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Was years ago? What was it I wanted? Like a it's like a
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like a fifty caliber gun turret on the house that I just in case,
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you know, for home defense. You can get up there and just you
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know, no Raj, not you, Okay, maybe just me anyway you
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home defense. Come on. Look, this story that I saw the other
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day reminded me about how much I don't like random visitors at my house.
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And technology apparently has started to catch up with my feelings. And Trey,
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you're going to appreciate this as well, because not in America, but out
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of another country, Slovenia, a Slovenian startup has created a smart security camera
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that will shoot paintballs at people you don't want on your property. Okay,
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let's see Treys. Trey's like yeah, I could see the benefit to this.
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He's got a smile. Raj looks thoroughly horrified, so disappointed in you
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guys and Trey's head. He's already changed the paintballs to pepperballs. Even thought
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of that yet you haven't trade. The first thing I thought of was changing
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the paintballs to to nine millimeter. Oh wow, or even a step,
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even a step further, just for funsies, taking the paintball ammo out of
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the security camera and doing the little little blow darts. I think that'd be
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fun. That's just that it's people like you that write in like plots into
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Bond movies where it's sharks with lasers. That's that's it's people with your minds
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that I have like because you see something like that in a movie, like
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who comes up with that? You guys do? Yeah? Yes, actually
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I take that as a compliment, thank you. So I'm just so disappointed.
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No, but it really is the big You've never do you have a
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doorbell cam? Do you have a ring cam? Google? Nest thing?
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Doorbell? No? Why why would he need one? That's true. He
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likes the surprises. He wants people just coming in his house. Well,
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Trey and I don't, so we're going to be in the market for this
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new security camera that will choose violence. A big thinking Slovenian startup has created
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a curious smart camera that doesn't just spy on your visitors, but will actively
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open fire on potential intruders with paintball pellets or even tear gas rounds. Ohell
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yeah, with ultra high precision do it yourself home security systems are, of
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course commonplace, clever and simple. In this case, it's paint cam Eve,
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an armed home security camera with an itchy trigger finger. I haven't seen
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Trey look this happy in a very long time. See in my mind,
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I've got the scene like out out of the Avengers, where you know Iron
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Man, he can just lock onto everybody and then so you've got the system
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of your house and it just locks on each person's get locked on. Yeah,
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that's that's just the saddest I don't even know. Hey, hey,
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I don't know you guys. Let a boy dream For the listeners. You
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have to subscribe so you can watch the phone video just when Dan's reading the
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story. The joy that watches over Trey's face is worth every pity. I
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haven't seen you don't try and take my Sparkle rush. But I know what
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to get you for Christmas. I'll have it shipped. I'm not dropping it
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off at your door. You can drop it off on my tour. Just
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don't knock there we go. Or if I don't recommend knocking and running,
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yeah, I don't do that anyway. Paint Cam EVE. Paint Cam EVE
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uses automatic target marking, face recognition, and AI based decision making to identify
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unfamiliar visitors to your property day or night. It then gives ED two oh
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nine style warnings to anyone that it doesn't know. Roj you you know who
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ED two to nine is? Is that the computer from what's the movie I'm
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brain porting on? Are you thinking? Are you thinking of two thousand and
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one A Space Odyssey? Yes? No, that's how? How? How
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was Colder in his methods? ED two o nine was the the next step
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in the evolution of OCP's police program after RoboCop, so ED two nine was
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the big machine that got a little, got a little carried away with its
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uh enforcement, gotcha anyway? If they failed to comply and take off within
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the time limit EVE. If they failed to comply and don't take off within
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the time limit, Eve will start firing off pinkball pellets that will mark the
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intruder for later police identification. That's just what we as a society. What
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and you can it in the lawn chair in front of the treehouse and welcome
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people before they get shot. Okay, that's so I'm luring them to their
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death. That's my job. Now you're not luring showing up anyway. Yeah,
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we have this. So we have the door, like we have a
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door here in the house and that's opening. There's a glass door and so
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there's two doors and then that locks. So we can just be sitting there
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and see who comes up. And I don't yeah, I don't know.
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I don't like that because then they can see in what is what do you
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guys do? Are y'all cooking meth? What are you doing? What is
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happening in this out? You're stealing goats and cooking math? Is that when
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you move to the island the drug business was better. Were weird things just
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Cook df W a cookdfw dot com. Last week we discussed traces depression
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and we talked about a little bit more in the Treehouse Plus episode from you
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Know Today whatever. It was Treehouse Plus twenty five. And there are some
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nice things for Trey that I that I want to tell him, but before
26:18
we do that, I need to mention some other nice things, which include
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Verma Fest. We need to mention that because we have not been holding up
26:29
our end of the bargain as far as that goes. And by we I
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mean me, So we're going to correct that right now. We mentioned a
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couple of weeks ago here in the Treehouse verma Fest number two is happening.
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That is the big concert headliner Drowning Pool at the Factory in deep Elum benefiting
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Pause in the City in memory of Mark Verma, the one time president of
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Pause in the City. The only thing that stopped Mark Verma for rescuing animals
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was cancer was dying, and so to honor him and to raise more money
27:06
for continued rescue of North Texas dogs. Vermafest was born, and this year
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the headliner is Drowning Pool. So Mark Mark loved a handful of things,
27:21
one of which was metal music and another thing was rescuing dogs. So the
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good folks that Pause in the city merged the two into a mega fundraising event
27:33
known as Vermafest. And there's good news. We have a discount code for
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Vermafest that you the Treehouse listener can take advantage of. With the coupon code
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is tree House ten. That's all spelled out tree House ten so treehouse t
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your tickets for the concert and that'll give you a nice coupon discount. And
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you can also go to Posinthcity dot org and you can get more information on
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the event itself. There's merch specifically for Vermafest. There's information on the daytime
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show happening at Three Nations Brewing in Carrollton. There's also information about the concert
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that night again headlining headline headlined by Drowning Pool at the Studio at the Factory,
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the money. Either way, whatever you want to do, it works out.
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You get to go enjoy the concert, have a great time in memory
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of our friend Mark Verma, and help rescue some dogs in need of it.
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I have a feeling like that song Trey would attach that to his jart
28:56
shooting ring camera with the drowning pools lit, the bodies of the floor just
29:03
starts playing as people are getting jarted. Oh yes, absolutely, as the
29:10
the AMMO comes out of the violence doorbell camera. Yes that, I'm sure
29:15
that that's the original name of it. And then somebody would know, well,
29:18
that won't sell, and they were wrong, because I'm pretty sure if
29:22
either of you saw something named violence ring camera, you would buy it.
29:29
All I'm saying is I wouldn't mind if my next doorbell camera had a violence
29:33
mode. Violence mode. Wow. Like my parents would make tea they had
29:41
like they had a little they had a little tin that was for snacks when
29:45
guests would come, even if they were unannounced. And that came out.
29:48
That was the good snacks like the cat. There were cashoes and almonds and
29:52
like all these little Indian mixture things. And that's very sweet. But you
29:56
know, for those of us you know that, I don't know why it
30:03
is. But all I'm saying is, if your doorbell camera had a violence
30:07
mode on it, I really don't think porch pirates would make it very far
30:10
with your packages. Yes, okay, that I And again, uh,
30:17
when when I did save Christmas for for some some people, there was no
30:21
violence used. I used my trustee cell phone and I caught said porch pirate.
30:26
Yeah, but they were caught because of the threat of violence from the
30:30
police that you called. And what happened, what happened to him after that?
30:32
They probably just got let go. No, this way they learn a
30:36
lesson. That's right, not only not only learn a lesson from the doorbell
30:40
camera, but also a lovely soundtrack to go with it. I think that's
30:45
all I can play before we get copyright flagged on YouTube. Now. It
30:51
just sounded like somebody yelled out the name Flow very aggressively. Uh he he
31:00
had a quote, as the officer said, And here's the thing. There
31:02
was no threat of violence. The Addison police Tahoe was pulling up towards him
31:08
and he just put everything on the ground and sat down and he said I
31:12
did it, and they're like cool, And they ran his ran his license
31:15
or his ID whatever, and he had quote big boy warrants. So he
31:21
was going away for a while, as was told to me by the wonderful
31:25
police officers in Addison. But see again, no violence. I saw him
31:29
doing it. I got on my phone. He got three he's getting three
31:33
meals a day. Yeah, but it wouldn't have been really funny though,
31:37
if when you saw him stealing packages from people's front porches, if one of
31:41
them was Trey's apartment and then he tried stumbling away holding a package with forty
31:47
jarts sticking out of his face. No, because I feel I feel like
31:49
anytime you put Trey's apartment in it, it goes from a rescue to a
31:52
recovery, like now I'm not even rendering day kind of goes to search and
32:07
recovery. Yeah. I'm just really glad that our cameras for this show do
32:12
not go below the waist because I don't need to see any more than Trey's
32:16
smile right now. Yeah, I agree, Yeah, speaking of nice things.
32:22
In addition to coupon code for Vermifest that is happening in June, we
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also have a new website. If you haven't noticed, go to Treehouse on
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Air dot com. Got a lovely new website up and running, very proud
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of that. It's got all sorts of shows and episodes and things on there,
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with more fun stuff to come, So go to Treehouse on Air dot
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com. Also, it also makes it extremely easy for you to share the
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they get there, no searching, no clicking trying to find stuff shows right
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there. They can even start subscribing and listening and watching and all that good
33:00
stuff at Treehouse on air dot com. And more nice things, more nice
33:06
things. On the heels of Trey's depression episode last week, I don't know
33:12
if you guys follow or read the Treehouse subreddit, but I wanted to share
33:19
a couple of these with you, Trey, Texas crazy curls says Trey.
33:24
If you read here, us listeners care, longtime listener, first time caller,
33:30
which always cracks us up, especially in you a Reddit thread. Uh.
33:34
She goes on to say, I'm assuming it's she, so apologies if
33:37
not. Texas Crazy Curls says, as someone with suicidal ideation in my past,
33:43
I completely understand what you're going through. Depression sucks. I've lost several
33:46
which means seven family members the past few years, and so death is on
33:51
my mind frequently. It's never too late to get a new lease on life
33:53
and find new things to live for, whether it be volunteering at an animal
33:57
shelter, biking, pilates, pickleball, coffee with friends, painting, live
34:00
music, etc. Just wanted to drop a quick note to let you know
34:02
you're not alone. Also, she gave you a bunch of things that you
34:06
now have to do so you don't feel depressed. Animal shelter, biking,
34:10
plates, plot a ball, coffee with the friend's, painting, live music,
34:13
etc. Commented after that, Texas Godfather says I would like to second
34:19
her comments. Just listened to his episode today and it hit deep. And
34:22
then also Mandy says ditto. I just listened today, so we're relatable.
34:25
I'm so glad it's discussed out loud. Too, you are not alone with
34:30
a couple of heart and emojis and handclaps and on our Patreon the most commented
34:37
episode that we've had today, Alexandra loves this episode, said it's been super
34:42
helpful. Can't seem to get out of this funk and needed the laugh and
34:45
the connection. Tracy was crying at work hoping no one comes to your recubcle
34:49
to ask her questions, and she also said, I realized that we think
34:52
of you as family from the years on the radio and now on the podcast,
34:55
despite the fact you don't know us. I wish there was something I
34:59
could say to make you feel better, especially since you have helped cheer me
35:01
up so many times over the years. That right there, that message from
35:06
Tracy, along with so many others that we've received, that right there is
35:12
why we do the show a lot of it. Yes, it's selfish because
35:15
it makes us feel good, not just because we might be depressed or having
35:19
anxiety or whatever else is going on. We just like hanging out with our
35:22
friends and laughing, and we like doing it in this setting. Because we
35:25
could do this anywhay, we don't have to publish it. We publish it
35:30
one because we have an undying need for acceptance. And the other real reason
35:34
is from childhood trauma. The other reason is because we really just like entertaining
35:42
you. We like entertaining you. We know a lot of things go on
35:45
in this world that absolutely suck, and your work can suck, your family
35:51
can suck, your kids can suck. All these different things can suck.
35:52
But when you come in the treehouse, you can feel a little bit better.
35:55
And that's the real reason that we do it. That and again the
36:00
undying need for acceptance from others. So those are the nice things. So
36:06
thank you to Trey to sharing that with all of us. And if you
36:10
want to read all those comments, they're on Patreon, they're on Reddit,
36:14
they're on Facebook, they're on Instagram. I saw some of them and it
36:17
was very touching and I'm very grateful, And you know, that's ultimately that's
36:27
why you know, put that out there. If it helps, if it
36:31
helps somebody, then then it's worth it, because I mean it's it is
36:36
a little embarrassing, yeah, a little humiliating, but because you're just kind
36:43
of showing your exposed, you know, underbelly of But if it helps people,
36:50
then cool, it's worth it. I've seen you at the beach tray.
36:52
You should not be ashamed of your underbelly. It's quite supple. Yeah.
36:57
Now, now I want to get shot by a god. I can't
37:05
that now, Well you don't. You don't like the idea you have?
37:09
You having trouble visualizing or I'm having no trouble. That's the problem, and
37:15
you want to come and announce it, knock on my door. No,
37:20
I'll take I'll take the chart shooting ring ring bell or whatever. Trust me,
37:25
trust me rise. That's going to be way better that what Trey pulls
37:29
up from under his underbelly. That's the real jart. Uh. And there's
37:37
one more nice thing I wanted to share with you, and just this tray
37:39
might make you feel a little bit better. I'm not sure I'm gonna throw
37:42
it out there. We'll see. A few weeks ago, we were talking
37:45
about how spring break doesn't seem to have the same punch that it used to
37:49
when we were all, you know, in high school and college. Uh.
37:53
But I think we were wrong. I think we've been mistaken because it
37:58
actually may be that in some places spring break has been amped up beyond what
38:05
we are able to comprehend. And what I mean by that is you had,
38:12
you know, the stuff we did. You had girls gone wild,
38:14
you had kegstands, and you had MTV beach parties and spring Break and all
38:20
that stuff. Spring Breakers today they got only fans. And more specifically,
38:30
you could have gone to spring Break and ended up on only fans forever,
38:36
because what I'm speaking about specifically is this, for spring Break this year,
38:42
you had OnlyFans models descending upon Cancun. Because remember how Miami was like,
38:50
don't come here, we don't want you, blah blah blah. Well,
38:52
spring Break still happens in other cities, and apparently it's stronger than ever spring
38:58
break. Spring Break this year featured only fans. Creators Bonnie Blue and Leilani
39:02
May they made two hundred and fifty thousand dollars by having sex with one hundred
39:08
and twenty two spring Breakers in Cancun. Wow in a row? Is it
39:19
one of those meds? I don't think it was in a row. I
39:22
think they took some breaks, you know, to get some to freshen up.
39:30
God. I hope so, because you don't want to be number one
39:34
twenty two and holding your number like oh man, yeah, or one twenty
39:38
three that they didn't advertise I don't say tough. Yeah you get the only
39:49
fans, plus you made extra to be the last guy. Yeah. No,
39:54
seriously, there's a twenty four year old content creator Only Fans creator Annie
40:00
Blue received a lot of backlash after a stunt she did in Australia last year
40:05
where she was screwing eighteen year old high school boys for her OnlyFans content,
40:09
and she and Long with Leilanie May hit up can Kun and said they were
40:15
so in demand with the boys for spring Break there were lines outside their hotel
40:20
room on more than one occasion, and in some of the videos you could
40:22
actually hear people banging on the door wanting to come in. There's so many
40:27
things wrong with that sentence. Yeah, that sounds about right. Oh,
40:38
that's just there's so much gross. They needed that ring bell, that ring
40:45
cam or whatever it is. That's what they needed your behind the scenes content.
40:55
YU. Look that right there. That's so we were wrong. Spring
41:00
Break is not dead. It's it's just on a whole different level now than
41:05
we could comprehend from back in the day. Because I think I think when
41:08
we were in college, I think there was the occasional porn star that might
41:12
go to spring Break and film something. But now, I mean it's only
41:15
fans. I mean this is like, this isn't signing away something for like
41:20
a major porn production company type of thing. This is like you could be
41:25
in You could be at the swim up bar with the only fans girls and
41:29
be like, Hey, you want to come back to the hotel with me
41:30
and these fifteen other dudes. Yeah, you're right, spring Break is not
41:35
dead. It's just on a lot of penicillin. Let's not say about the
41:40
horrors our age that you know we're pulling trains just for fun. They did
41:49
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good timed plug for plumbing after only fans models screwing one hundred and twenty two
44:22
spring breakers in the matter of three weeks, making quarter of a million dollars
44:27
real quick? Does it seem to you like when I read this headline,
44:32
only fans creators make two hundred and fifty thousand dollars by screwing one hundred twenty
44:37
two spring breakers in can kun? Is it just me? Or does two
44:39
hundred fifty thousand dollars seem a little low? It does seem low like is
44:46
that what the guys were just paying to do it? So? I'm not
44:50
sure if they did pay or they didn't pay to do it because it's for
44:55
these models only fans pages. So I think what they were doing is maybe
45:00
selling individual videos. So I think they're making the money off of the only
45:05
fan subscription. Yeah, that scales, yeah, versus charging the spring Break
45:08
dudes. Yeah, because that would be that would be prostitution if they were
45:13
charging it was it was in Cancun. So's yeah, that is a valid
45:20
point. Is that I heard it when I said it. But yeah,
45:25
I think at that point it's not so much that Mexico thinks that it's not
45:30
because prostitution is legal in Mexico. I have no idea. I just think
45:34
that the federalies are fine to turn the other cheek as long as they're near
45:38
the front of the line. Yeah. So I just did some quick math
45:45
of out of two hundred and fifty thousand dollars made by Bonnie Blue and Leilani
45:52
May for the one hundred and twenty two spring Breakers they claim to have had
45:57
sex with, that would come out to two forty nine dollars per spring Breaker
46:04
if they had charged them directly. You know, that's a that's not bad,
46:09
that's air. I don't know what the going rate for a hooker,
46:12
is is that? Yeah? I don't either, but I will say it,
46:15
at least with if that dollar range, yeah, you'd be getting a
46:22
high end call girl and with the high end experience. I have no idea.
46:29
I think if you're spending two thousand dollars on a call girl, I
46:31
don't think you're holding a number waiting in line like you would be at spring
46:36
break with the only fans creators. Yeah, okay, so that's the money
46:38
they generated. Because if that, yeah, if you're charging that like it
46:43
better like I better be. I better be the one that day. I
46:45
guess. I don't know how you want to feel special. I don't know.
46:50
If I don't know if they take shifts, I don't know how it
46:52
works. Are you pulling a double? I don't know what that means.
46:57
Are you closing that tonight? I don't know. Hooker Lingo. If anybody
47:05
out there does, email us and let us know what is But was this
47:08
you said? This was over like three weeks, that's what they said.
47:13
I guess they were in can Kun for like three weeks. You do the
47:19
math. I mean, then you're talking about guys in line, banging down
47:22
doors and stuff. Because what's that the two of them three a day.
47:24
Basically, Well, I did watch this Bonnie Blues. I guess she's originally
47:30
from England, she's lived in Australia and now she's in kN Kun for research
47:35
purposes. You were watching it was her regular Instagram stuff, thank you very
47:39
much. Uh, but in it she actually says like she's she's got this
47:45
inane you know, like her content for her Instagram is an only it's everyday
47:52
life of an only fans creator. So you don't see her doing any sex
47:57
stuff on the Instagram stuff on her into a page. Instead, it's her
48:00
like eating peach rings or what she got at the buffet. Her skincare routine
48:06
for before and after she does four guys, which in one of the videos
48:09
she has four guys signing releases, signing releases. Okay, well that's because
48:20
you know, I've always been interested in the skincare regimen of horrors. I
48:28
mean, honestly, if we're gonna get someone, if you're gonna get someone
48:30
to endorse beauty products or skincare rejuvenation products, I mean, you could do
48:39
worse than a hooker. Really kind to think of what's the worst slot from
48:46
the goonies. I'm not taking his word on anything except for candy bars,
48:54
except for candy bars. Candy bars that, yes, I will take his
48:57
word on candy bars, but not on a skincare regimen. Yeah, I
49:00
don't know. I'm just worried when if we look at you know, only
49:04
Dan's that they're just going to find a goat with lipstick on in the shade,
49:15
the color of the litick. How much it costs smoking a cigarette with
49:24
four other goat sunning releases behind it. It's really unfortunate that it's come to
49:30
this trade. But it seems that for the second time in one day,
49:36
I am forced to tell you, fuck you four goats and a weightward pony
50:00
waiting in line. How do you know about the pony. I'm serious there
50:08
there's a pony here as well. I'll show up to you next time you
50:14
come. Oh god, well, I'm glad Trey feels better because I don't.
50:25
Be sure to check out the next episode of The Treehouse, uh Friday,
50:30
number thirty fourth. In the meantime, thanks for hanging out with us
50:34
inside this episode of the Treehouse. See you next time. See