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Hour 3 - Staying in the Bayou · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: aUI, cauz aUI. It's our number three, Our number three.
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  Speaker 1: The Saints go marching in. We got the Mallard Plus
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  Speaker 1: at twenty twenty sixth the comedy the songs continue. But
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  Speaker 1: here in our number three, how do we classify Alvin
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  Speaker 1: Camara's decision to rework his contract and stay with the
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  Speaker 1: Saints in the Bayou. We'll talk about that. Also in
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  Speaker 1: college football, despite Florida State coach Mike Norvel saying he's
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  Speaker 1: not concerned about his status with the Seminoles, what is
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  Speaker 1: your verdict on that? And as well, we'll say it,
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  Speaker 1: should we start a go fund me? Should we start
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  Speaker 1: a go fundme for Sophie Cunningham and her fellow WNBA
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  Speaker 1: player She complained she's not making enough to retire at
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  Speaker 1: age twenty nine. What a sob story that is. We'll
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  Speaker 1: monologue our lead this hour from now Orleans, where the
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  Speaker 1: Saints are finalizing a new contract with Alvin Kamara, and
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  Speaker 1: that ends a lot of spec we've talked about him
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  Speaker 1: over the last couple of months, whether or not he
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  Speaker 1: would remain in nawlings or head out of town. If
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  Speaker 1: you didn't see this, perhaps not Tomorrow's future becoming a
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  Speaker 1: major talking point around NFL circles because the Saints went
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  Speaker 1: out and signed his replacement, Travis A. Chan in free agencies,
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  Speaker 1: so they have now reworked Tomorrow's contract, and people said
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  Speaker 1: Moody's gonna get released or traded, and instead, based on
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  Speaker 1: the reporting, he's going to stay on the shores of
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  Speaker 1: the Mighty Mississippi River there in New Orleans. Kamara's agent
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  Speaker 1: said the goal was to quote remain with the Saints
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  Speaker 1: and retire a Saint well. Kamara has stated he has
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  Speaker 1: no beef with management, even though there were people chatting
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  Speaker 1: about that. So that is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question, how do we classify Alvin
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  Speaker 1: Kamara's decision to rework his contract and stay where he
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  Speaker 1: has been his entire career with the Saints. So I've
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  Speaker 1: got cats me out, jet puffed and houseplants, and we
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  Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together. We're gonna make
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  Speaker 1: a big pot of gumbo and have a side of
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  Speaker 1: some jambalaya. Is what we're gonna have, all right. So,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, the PR spin spin, spin, spin, spin, spin,
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  Speaker 1: spin spin, This is a total manipulation. I believe this
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  Speaker 1: is a loyalty plate in reality, based on sources not
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  Speaker 1: close to the situation. Just using common sense. This was
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  Speaker 1: the only door that wasn't locked for Alvin Kamara. This
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  Speaker 1: was not a negotiation, It was not This was Kamara
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  Speaker 1: reading the room. His agent absolutely put out feelers to
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  Speaker 1: the upper crust of the NFL, the Super Bowl contenders
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  Speaker 1: like the Rams and the Ravens and the Bills and
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  Speaker 1: the Chiefs and the Broncos, his old coach Sean Payton.
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  Speaker 1: And it turns out those teams either had their phone
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  Speaker 1: on airplane mode or they just ghosted them. That's it, right,
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  Speaker 1: And so it's the NFL's version of showing up at
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  Speaker 1: that famous nightclub that catch me out there in New
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  Speaker 1: Orleans and the bouncer says, app sorry, Chap, we're at
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  Speaker 1: full capacity. You can't get in. Well I want to
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  Speaker 1: get in, Well you can't get in. Why can't I
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  Speaker 1: get it? We're at full capacity. No, you're not. This
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  Speaker 1: place is about well, it doesn't matter. You're not on
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  Speaker 1: the list. You can't get in. That's it. Following what
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  Speaker 1: was an absolute boondoggle of a season in twenty twenty five, Kamara,
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  Speaker 1: who will soon turn thirty one years old, has to
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  Speaker 1: now swallow his medicine and do not kick yourself. When
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  Speaker 1: that guy Kellen Moore who's the coach there and he
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  Speaker 1: talks about a combo backfield and all that fluff. Camaraw
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  Speaker 1: is officially the Margarita mule for the Saints there behind
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  Speaker 1: Travis h Chan who got paid a fifty two million
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  Speaker 1: dollar contract. So this is a reality check hand delivered
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  Speaker 1: by the Saints that this he gets to stay in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL and likely his final year or two with
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  Speaker 1: the Saints, and then that's it. And clearly the league
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  Speaker 1: has spoken the good teams are like, well we're good.
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  Speaker 1: Now if you play well in limited duty for the Saints,
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  Speaker 1: we can revisit this at the trade DeLine. Now, secondly,
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  Speaker 1: that college football we go We used to have this
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  Speaker 1: guy named boy. He was big Jed who fled. Who's
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  Speaker 1: on hiatus from the show right now? And Jed's a
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  Speaker 1: big seminole fan. Florida State's coach Mike Norvell dismissing concerns
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  Speaker 1: about him being on the hot seat entering the upcoming
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  Speaker 1: college football season, which will be here before you know it,
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  Speaker 1: saying the outside speculation, he said has no effect on
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  Speaker 1: his approach. Noveil gave the money quote he said, for words,
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  Speaker 1: I don't fear failure. Close quote. He also went on
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  Speaker 1: to say that he's focused on leading the Florida State
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  Speaker 1: program the right way rather than worrying about job security.
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  Speaker 1: Blah blah, blah blah. Novel emphasized that all the talk
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  Speaker 1: is meaningless. No, it's not. I've made a career out
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  Speaker 1: of this, and he said it's all meaningless unless it's
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  Speaker 1: backed up. Unless it's backed up on the field, He said,
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  Speaker 1: words don't matter. It's about the action. It's about the
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  Speaker 1: action now. Question, Despite Florida State coach Mike Norvel saying
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  Speaker 1: he's not concerned about his status, what is your verdict?
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  Speaker 1: Is he on the hot seat entering twenty twenty six?
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  Speaker 1: So to answer that question, does McDonald sell a lot
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  Speaker 1: of fries? Yeah, I think we know the answer to that.
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  Speaker 1: Novelle's seat is not just hot at this particular point,
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  Speaker 1: It's not. It's it's like he hey, Botchi, grill back
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  Speaker 1: at Benny Hannah, full sizzle. That's it, and the magic
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  Speaker 1: bubble burst under him. A couple of years ago, a
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  Speaker 1: premier college football Brian backing up Bobby bout days of
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  Speaker 1: Florida State, and they have not just regressed in Tallahassee.
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  Speaker 1: The Seminoles went sideways. They went upside down and right
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  Speaker 1: into the Gulf of Mexico. Not good FSU last two
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  Speaker 1: years seven and seventeen. My computer like brain tells me
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  Speaker 1: that is a less than three hundred winning percentage over
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  Speaker 1: the past two seasons, a rather shocking free fall when
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  Speaker 1: you consider the fact that they had an undefeated acc
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  Speaker 1: run I believe was twenty twenty three if I remember correctly,
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  Speaker 1: a tremendous run there and the snub they playoff, controversy
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  Speaker 1: and all that. So here we are a couple years
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  Speaker 1: later and Norvelle is like, hey, I'm not worried. However,
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  Speaker 1: it is interesting to note that Norvelle did not promise
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  Speaker 1: that he's going to turn things around. He spoke in
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  Speaker 1: general terms about accountability. The program, the Seminoles program has
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  Speaker 1: been a white hot tire fire. And he's out there
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  Speaker 1: selling bags of jet puffed marshmallows. You'll want to roast
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  Speaker 1: some marshmallows. Well, no, I'd like you to win some games.
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  Speaker 1: But I have some jet puff marshmallows you want to row?
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  Speaker 1: I want you. I'd like you to win some games.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: They cannot justify keeping him, they being the big shots
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  Speaker 1: there in Tallahassee Novelle. If he has another dud, that's
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  Speaker 1: rather obvious, right, he's already used up not one, but
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  Speaker 1: two mulligans at this point, consecutive terrible seasons for Florida State.
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  Speaker 1: And you look at this in a parallel to mention,
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  Speaker 1: If Dion Sanders gets his act together at Colorado and
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  Speaker 1: the Buffaloes have a big year, and Norvelle has another
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  Speaker 1: Kamakazi mission for Florida State, he can't escape the duldrums.
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  Speaker 1: The Boosters will dig into their petty cash at Florida
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  Speaker 1: State and make a change. Three strikes in, you're ount
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  Speaker 1: he's already used two of his strikes, and you turn
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  Speaker 1: it around quickly, or the boosters will do the old
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  Speaker 1: tomahawk chop and right on top of Norvelle's ahead. All
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  Speaker 1: right now, final thought to the grumble from down Under
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  Speaker 1: and Sophie Cuttingham, who angry Bill tells me is a
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  Speaker 1: WNBA player. So Sophie Cuttingham recently complained about the ugly truth.
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  Speaker 1: She outlined the ugly truth of the WNBA contracts. He
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  Speaker 1: did a recent podcast interview for Friends and Family, and
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  Speaker 1: Cuttingham discussed the difficulties of the WNBA contract. She said,
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  Speaker 1: players must leverage their platform. I love that uh to
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  Speaker 1: have future success when the ball stops bouncing. Bounce Syap bounce,
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  Speaker 1: Seap bounce, schep bouncing. Now, keep in mind Cuttingham is
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  Speaker 1: making roughly six hundred thousand dollars this season, and she
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  Speaker 1: had previously made about two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: She complained that the salary increase to over half a
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  Speaker 1: million dollars is still inadequate for her retirement plans. Additionally, income,
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  Speaker 1: she said, is necessary for financial security. The question should
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  Speaker 1: you and I start a go fund Me page for
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  Speaker 1: Sophie Cuttingham and her fellow WNBA players. So this is
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  Speaker 1: truly a heartbreaking. Sob story is what this is. She's
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine, she's playing in a niche league and complaining
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  Speaker 1: she cannot comfortably retire at age twenty nine. Really just
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  Speaker 1: said it tugs at your heartstrings, does it not? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: my god, I lit a candle for her. I did
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  Speaker 1: mind you. These players just grumbled and snagged a massive
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  Speaker 1: three hundred and eighty percent pay raise. I haven't gotten
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  Speaker 1: a pay raise in years. I don't know about you.
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  Speaker 1: Three hundred and eighty percent pay raise, bumping the minimum.
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  Speaker 1: The minimum salary before was one hundred and twenty five thousand,
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  Speaker 1: and so it's all the way up six hundred thousands.
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  Speaker 1: That not the minimum, but six hundred thousand is the salary.
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  Speaker 1: So this is hutzpa capital C hutzpa. And look, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure Caitlin Clark brought some flashy rating spikes and all
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  Speaker 1: that cause she did to the WNBA. However, if you
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  Speaker 1: look at the league from thirty thousand feet in, this
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  Speaker 1: guy looking down, just keeping it real. We used to
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  Speaker 1: have a caller named Real Talk back in day the
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  Speaker 1: league's growth. It's kind of like house plants slow and
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  Speaker 1: only when you remember to watter them. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying like most games pull audiences that look very
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  Speaker 1: mediocre for like a mid tier college sports league or
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  Speaker 1: random cable TV reruns. And while the NBA pulls in
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  Speaker 1: millions and millions more on a regular basis, the WNBA
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  Speaker 1: celebrates cracking a single million viewers in a broadcast like
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  Speaker 1: it's the moon landing. It's a big deal to them,
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  Speaker 1: and outside outside of a few hyped matchobs, nobody is
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  Speaker 1: really talking about the league, and it has zero. The
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  Speaker 1: WNBA has zero a mainstream cultural impact compared to the
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  Speaker 1: big boys, the NFL, NBA, even baseball. Hector World Cup
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  Speaker 1: obviously right now in America, big deal, even though the
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  Speaker 1: USA is out, so it's it's not going to be
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  Speaker 1: appointment television anytime soon, if ever. And the reality is simple,
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  Speaker 1: that WNBA the biggest rival. He goes, oh, sexism, It's
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  Speaker 1: not sexism, it's just math. That's the problem. The math
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  Speaker 1: is the problem. There's more women than men, so if
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  Speaker 1: all the women watch the WNBA, you wouldn't need the dudes.
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  Speaker 1: The women don't like it either. Right is the Bane
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  Speaker 1: twenty six continues. What a night, What a night it
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  Speaker 1: judges along with our buddy Inca Terror and Inca. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna try to pick up the pace here. Incore, we've
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  Speaker 1: been a little slow. We got a lot of acts.
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  Speaker 1: I want to make sure everyone gets their opportunity. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, hold on inker tear Our next up act.
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  Speaker 1: Our next act up is a gentleman, a young man
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  Speaker 1: that I met in Worcester at the big Mallard Meet
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  Speaker 1: and greet, did the we did there on a rainy
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  Speaker 1: night in in Worcester and love him. He goes out
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  Speaker 1: in Cape Cod. He's a fan favorite. He's got his
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  Speaker 1: dog Willis. Let's give it up to a right, alright
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  Speaker 1: and right and the CommonWell, hello, Andre.
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  Speaker 6: Ben, how are you? It's good, good, good to be with.
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  Speaker 7: You this seven.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm excited, Andre. Do you need anything here? You
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  Speaker 1: want to give us a tease on what you're doing?
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  Speaker 1: You just want to get into it and surprise us.
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  Speaker 3: It's all.
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  Speaker 1: It's whatever you want.
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  Speaker 6: I do.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: I do kind of want to a little preview here.
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  Speaker 6: I just want to say that it was very impactful
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  Speaker 6: for me, the Mallard Meet and great in Worcester, very
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  Speaker 6: impactful for me. But in the succeeding days and weeks.
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  Speaker 6: You know, there was some ramifications. You know. What I'm
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  Speaker 6: trying to say is you know, it was good to
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  Speaker 6: meet them out the Mallard Militia team, you know what
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  Speaker 6: I mean. But I did get caught up my feelings
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  Speaker 6: a little bit. I did get caught up my feelings
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  Speaker 6: a little bit. You know, I was thinking about it.
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  Speaker 6: So I had to put together, you know, a little
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  Speaker 6: presentation here, a little song here, I.
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  Speaker 1: Love I love it all right.
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  Speaker 6: I just I'm gonna do my best. I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 6: my best. Ben. But but I'm ready to go. And
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  Speaker 6: long story, not so long, Lorena. This one's for you.
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  Speaker 7: This one's for you, all right.
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  Speaker 1: The floor is yours. It's the Mallard Blues of twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six. Our next act Andre from the Commonwealth.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, then here we go by the Man in full
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  Speaker 6: of you. Ready run, I'm ready you ready drive? I'm
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  Speaker 6: ready slick?
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  Speaker 7: Are you girl?
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  Speaker 6: I must send something strange in my mind situation. It
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  Speaker 6: look cure it because we're running that time.
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: Shit.
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  Speaker 9: Oh so.
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  Speaker 6: Relationship, they seem from the start.
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: It oh so.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Love is not to give it from the heart. Check
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: it out. It's driving me out of my mind.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: That's why it's.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Far called me to find kick get it out of
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: my head.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: It gits a love that girlage.
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  Speaker 9: Wow?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Whoa all right? Andre Andre, Andre Andre from the Commonwealth.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Outstanding job, Andre. Let's go to the judge. Let's go
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: to the judge of scorecards. Akata. You want to start off.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Incota's a classically trained pianist. He's performed all over the world.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: He's a friend of the show. We're so happy to
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: have him back as our judge. Incitara, go ahead, i'd
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: you score it.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: So I'm conflicted. I was dancing around, but I didn't
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't understand half of what he said. But I'm
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: going to give him my favorite number five.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: All right, number five, all right, right in the middle.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I did think it was entertaining. I didn't think the
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: quality was very good. It was original, I guess, and
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: it was more about Lorraino than me. So I'm going
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: to dock him a couple points on that. So I
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: want to give him a six. I'll give him a six.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: What about you, Lorraina, well bad by.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: You, guys.
• 20:57
  Speaker 10: He was definitely seeing the Queen of Hearts rendition of
• 21:00
  Speaker 10: that song.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: So you know, O late and I love.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: I loved it.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I thought it was so good.
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: Of course you yes, and you know you had to
• 21:08
  Speaker 10: pick the song, figure out how you're gonna.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Work sucking up to you. That's why suck up more.
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: I'll give you a ten, baby, let's go all right,
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: a ten.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: You gotta be oh, come on, come on, let's call
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: the FCC coop. That's a violation of integrity laws. Please
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: the late cool, go ahead, cool, please the lady Russian judge.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: All the guys do on the show.
• 21:29
  Speaker 11: Suck up you, come on more like Levanka.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Uh. I was ready to give it a four.
• 21:40
  Speaker 11: And then and then we hit that bigger note there, like,
• 21:43
  Speaker 11: you know, the the higher note there at the end,
• 21:45
  Speaker 11: and I was I was impressed. Yeah, I thought it
• 21:50
  Speaker 11: was gonna be a little more like customized lyrics to
• 21:53
  Speaker 11: the the show. Sure, I'm gonna give it that's a
• 21:56
  Speaker 11: six as well.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: All right, Andre, thank you so much, good job, We
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: love you. Thanks for being part.
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  Speaker 3: Of the show.
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  Speaker 1: Andre, thanks so much. All right, buddy, there he goes
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: our friend Andrea, and glad he was able to take
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: part our next act. We go now to gentlemen, we
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: call the hostess with demoses in Lost Wages, Nevada. Several
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: years we've been able to go out to Vegas and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Slug has put this the big Mallard meet and greet together.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: He's our next act up. He's a wild card act.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: So coop your MIC's on. Let's welcome in. Let's see
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: here our buddy Slug from Vegas. Hello Slug, welcome.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: What's going on?
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: Guys?
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Hear me?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I can hear loud and proud Slug? Do you need
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: anything from us?
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: No?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: You're good.
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: You know this is something that I've.
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: An.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Everybody knows that I do.
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: It's a chalent I've been working on since about fourteen
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: fifteen that we're on about.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's let's sit. Let's set you up
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: here and the floor is yours. Our next performer here
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: from Vegas, our buddy Slug.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: It's an instrument of sorts.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 23:13
  Speaker 11: Is it coming?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: It's a dead air His actor is dead air. Slug.
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: H You couldn't hear that?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Could we could not hear that? We could not? I
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: don't know. It was a lot of day air.
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: One more time, one more time?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Here you go, stop, you're gonna hurt yourself, Slug, stop.
• 23:54
  Speaker 11: You're gonna when we when we had the dead air,
• 23:57
  Speaker 11: I really thought Slug was about to like crap himself
• 24:00
  Speaker 11: because it was like trying to.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: All right, Uh, let's get to the calm down, Coop
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: calm down or a slug calmed down? All right? Uh,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: let's go to the judges' score cards. All right, So
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: where to begin? All right? Entertaining, there's a lot of
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: dead air.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I'll say it was suspenseful. How about that? There was
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: suspense because we didn't know what was going on, right,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: so there was some suspense. There Was it memorable?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: He just you know? Was it difficult? No, definitely not difficult. Hey,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you don't know, that's true. I did not know. I
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: did not know. Does it relate to a lot of
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: the audience? Probably? So I want to give Slug. I'll
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: give him a solid four, solid four inca tear quickly,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: please ink a tear? How did you just score? Our
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: latest performer? Slug in Vegas, hailing into his bong. I
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: don't think I'm talking to you. I put the long
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: ride up, hold on inco typologize where that was? Inco tear?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and good tar please I PO zero four
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: point two, Lorena.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was good.
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: I loved it and it really shocked me. I had
• 25:22
  Speaker 10: no idea what was very shocked. And also it felt
• 25:25
  Speaker 10: like it was really long. That was one of the
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: longer rips that I've heard. So I'm I'm gonna give
• 25:30
  Speaker 10: him a seven.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Well, we didn't hear the first one, so co.
• 25:33
  Speaker 10: Real good, So you know what hit him?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Real good?
• 25:35
  Speaker 12: Okay, Coop, please, I'm gonna give it a six. All right, six,
• 25:41
  Speaker 12: very good? Hold on a sect there. Our next act.
• 25:44
  Speaker 12: We go now to Vegas. We go back to Vegas.
• 25:48
  Speaker 12: One of our fan favorites.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: We've seen him and his lovely wife, We've met them
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: several times over the years. An actual stand up comedian.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: He's a surfer. This guy's living the life. He spends
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: part of his time in Mexico, the whole, part of
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: his time in Vegas, part of his time in Southern California.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: A actual comedian, Our buddy's surfer Todd the comedian, Hello Surfer.
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: Todd, what's happened in Big Ben?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Good to hear from your mom man, your epic joke
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: writer on the lame jokes of the week. And I'm
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: gonna give you some time here you need anything. I
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: assume you're doing comedy, yes, or something else?
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I just want to say welcome to the
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: Ben Mallar Comedy Club.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. The floor is yours. Our
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: next act in the Malor Plus At twenty twenty six
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: from Viva Las Vegas surfer Todd the Comedian.
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: Did you hear that a major Hollywood director was arrested
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: at Los Angeles International Airport? Authorities ask him what business
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: he had there? He said he was there to shoot
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: a pilot. Wow, feel free to laugh. You guys just
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: need to get in here, all right. I've been a
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: professional surfer for fifteen years, but surfing's in a very
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: high paying sport. When I ended my career, I checked
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: my retirement. Let's just say my four one was not okay.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Calibunga.
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: Uh, I'm a surfer and right now my doctor has
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: me on a strict seaweed diet. When I seaweed, I
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: smoke it.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: You get along very well.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: My name is Todd Bonnett. People have been calling me
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: TV since I was a kid. I got a brother, Kevin.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: He's KB. That's KB and TV together. We're kickback and
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: take bong hits.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: There you go. Family, It's a family.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: When Liza was at her highest weight, she said if
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: she died, she wanted to be cremated. Talk about smoking
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: a fatty. My uncle Victor just opened a new business.
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: It's a combination vape shop slash massage parlor. He calls
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: it vix vape or rub.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Joke.
• 27:52
  Speaker 8: My family's from the sticks in Indiana. I recently checked
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: my family history. I couldn't find it on ancestry dot com.
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: I did find it on ancestry dot com.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Wow, that was a thing. I know.
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: You know what they say? What do they call a
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: person who has sex with a sandwich? They're actually considered inbred.
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: To end with this one, when Catholic priests had sex,
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: did you know that altar boys were not their first choice?
• 28:23
  Speaker 8: Altar boys were actually second to nuns. Are gonna whoop? Whoop?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you, sir for Todd the comedian. All right, professional comedian.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: He's been on stage doing those jokes, and we love him.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: He's one of the great characters on the show.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Most people may have missed the last.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: One, probably did not hear the last one. We want
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: to keep our jobs a deal, Yes we do. So
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: winning dout, throw it out. I thought the jokes were funny. Again,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: very tough to do comedies, It's very difficult. I thought,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: he's a very funny man. I I like him, so
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: that affects my scoring. I'm gonna gi him a six.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Uh you want to go next, Lorena, We'll change up
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: the order a little bit.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 10: I said he had a great variety of jokes between
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: dad jokes. He brought back some Lizzo jokes.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Love that.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I was gonna give him a five, all.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Right, solid five koop loop. I just score our buddy
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: surfer Todd.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I thought, you know, there was.
• 29:20
  Speaker 11: It's really hard to make me laugh during a comedy routine, honestly,
• 29:24
  Speaker 11: unless you.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Know you're one of the unless you're drunk at a
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: comedy club, is right right, or or you're you know,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle.
• 29:30
  Speaker 11: Sure, but there was a few of those I laughed at.
• 29:33
  Speaker 11: I'm I'm gonna give it a seven.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Wow, seven, inca terror you're grade on our buddy surfer,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Todd the comedian.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I missed Lizzo. It was good to have her back.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: So I'm going I'm going six.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, solid six, very good, good job by you. Surfer
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Todd our next to act up. As we continue to
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: play the hits here, you gotta get a lot of
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: acts in here. Got some very talented people that want
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: to be part of this. Let's say hello to a.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: What do we have? Super Market Steve from southern California
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: is next. Hello, our buddy's supermarket Steu.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: All right quick, then mississip the d u y check
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: for the back in Michigan when my dad was a
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: big drinker and he taught me how to do it,
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: here we go z y x v u t s
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  Speaker 7: r q p oh man o k.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: J i h g f b d c b A.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: Would be the wow, oh my gosh.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, can you do it one more time?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Are you drunk right now?
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: Oh, I'll do slower z y x w v u
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: t s r q p oh m n o kJ
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: i h g f b.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: D c v A.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: All right. That is a that's like a stupid human trick,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: is what that is? Being able to do that.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the judges scorecards on super market Steve
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: doing the alphabet. He's at the store right now working
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: doing the alphabet backwards. Originality. Not everyone can do that
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: it is certainly unique. Le I don't hear that very often.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: It was quick.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Professional. Was it entertaining? I guess it depends how you
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: look at it. I'm gonna go six again. I'm gonna
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: go six. Let's go to incotar inco terror. Let me
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: putch up the right line here, incotaror how'd you score it? Incotar?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I mean those letters led into each other like it
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: was so professional. I loved it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I'm going seven, seven, okay, very good, Lorena.
• 31:23
  Speaker 10: I love that if you got pulled over, you could
• 31:27
  Speaker 10: do it so well. I feel like you could do
• 31:29
  Speaker 10: it intoxicated, you could do it sober, you could do
• 31:31
  Speaker 10: it upside down on your head.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: That was so good and so fast and so swift.
• 31:35
  Speaker 10: You could work on your articulation a little bit.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna give you a five, five all right,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: solid five? And what about you, Kopoloup?
• 31:41
  Speaker 11: I'm impressed. I would like to know that he is drunk,
• 31:45
  Speaker 11: and I want to hear it again drunk. But yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 11: I've never heard that before.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Those good.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give the a six, all right, So super MARKO.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Steve does the alphabet backwards. I can't do that I
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: can barely do it forwards. All right. That's our next
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: act on the Mallet Plus at twenty twenty six, and man,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to talking to him. He's very active
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: on social media. This is the guy that made the
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Banoit Benjamin documentary that's on YouTube about the nineteen eighties
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: nineties clipper Benoit Benjamin. His name is Sean Ge and
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: he is up next. Hello Sean, Welcome, Hello Ben, Hello Ben,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Good to have you here. You've got a song that
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: you were debating whether to do it live or to
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: send in a recorded version. I liked it. You're gonna
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: do it live. That's pretty cool. And so do you
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: need anything? You're good to go get your studio. You're
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: all set up, Yes, I'm all set up.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Without further ado, the Ballad of Benoit Benjamin.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Here we go. This is from our friend Sean Ge
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: in southern California on the Malapalooza twenty twenty six, his mother, child.
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: And labor for one long week. He was a sleep
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: joyes STPs.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: No advent man.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: When he dissed the court people thinking of the care pubic.
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: True, he does this space just does.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: Stares into space.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Call it ben.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Jock, I'll retire to child.
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: Over five hundred k according.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: To the.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: Just Forgot.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is our buddy, Sean Gee from southern California.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I liked it. I don't know the rate has no
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: idea who Pannoyd Benjamin is. I'm sure, and I think
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I think Coop might even be too young to know
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: who Pannoyd Benjamin is. But I'm old enough. And I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: interviewed Benoit a few times back at the end of
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: his career, and I love the fact that you did
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: that for him. I thought it was good. Uh, the
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: quality was not the greatest unfortunately. Uh that's you know.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened there. You're in a studio,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: but for some reason it overmodulated a little bit, which
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: is unfortunate. So there wasn't a lot of polish on it.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: It was it was nice. I liked it. For me,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: it was cool. I'm gonna give you a six and
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: a half. I'll I'll give you a six and a half.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: What about you, Lorraina.
• 35:01
  Speaker 10: You know, I do love live music, but this one
• 35:03
  Speaker 10: went right over my head. Like you said, it was
• 35:05
  Speaker 10: very pixelated, over modulated. Cadn't hear a lot of the lyrics,
• 35:08
  Speaker 10: I gotta give you a four.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Four wow, very rude? All right, coop a little go
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: ahead there, cool please.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: I appreciate you know, custom lyrics.
• 35:17
  Speaker 11: I always like that, but I did think that the
• 35:21
  Speaker 11: melody of the custom lyrics could have flowed a little
• 35:24
  Speaker 11: bit better.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Uh, I'm gonna go ahead and give it a six.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: All right, you guys are all jerks. Let's find out
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: six and a half half point that I do. That's
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: a big half point. In guit terror the classically trained
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: pianist from New York incotar, how did you score? Seanjee
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: a tribute to Benoit.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, I can't sing and play at the same time.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: That's a that's a hard skill. I liked his low notes.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I mean they kind of growled and they were sort
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: of appropriately placed given the words so at, which we
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: call song painting in classical music. I'm giving it a
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: five and a half.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: All right, five minute shangie. Thank you so much. Everyone
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: go when you have a Chanceti'll do it now because
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: we do the show. But Sean, I'm not gonna be
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: if you remember Benoit Benjamin, Sean tracked him down and
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: interviewed Benoit, and he did a whole thing on YouTube,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: so you can check that out if you want the
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Ballad of Benoit. I believe it's called the Ballad of Benoit.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: All Right, So mallat Pallusa twenty twenty six. Up next,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: straight ahead, Kathy in Madison. Oh my god, Kathy in
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Madison is up next. We'll get to her and we
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: will do it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Next.
• 36:29
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• 36:32
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• 36:35
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• 36:37
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• 36:53
  Speaker 1: All right, right back to it. Our next act on
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  Speaker 1: the Malla Palusa twenty twenty six, We now go to
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  Speaker 1: our friend in Madison, Wisconsin, and that would be Kathy
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  Speaker 1: in Madison. As she is ready to go. She's the
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  Speaker 1: Hey mona woman and she is not able to do
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  Speaker 1: this live. So we have Kathy who sent this in
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  Speaker 1: a little earlier, and we now go to the legend
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  Speaker 1: of malor Palooza gone by. Here's Kathy and Madison.
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  Speaker 9: Wold, what a voice, goddess. Stop port Cappy, come on solo,
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  Speaker 9: she got skills?
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  Speaker 1: Wow? Wow? Oh no, sure, come.
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  Speaker 8: All right?
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  Speaker 1: There she is Kathy in Madison, a fan favorite, and
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  Speaker 1: I love that. Kathy took my advice and she had
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  Speaker 1: sent some songs in after hey mon, if you didn't
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  Speaker 1: really sing? And I liked that she returned to the vocals.
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  Speaker 1: Very nice there, Kathy in Madison, Inka terror. Would you
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  Speaker 1: like to score that? How'd you score it? Inca terra?
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  Speaker 7: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: I just I have no words. I'm speechless. But it
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  Speaker 2: was amazing. She's outdone herself. And for that alone, I'm
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  Speaker 2: giving her an eight and a half.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, unbelievable. Alright, I will go next. It was entertaining,
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  Speaker 1: it was unforgettable, and I thought, based on my scorecard,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give Kathy. I think she's great. I really
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  Speaker 1: love her. I'm gonna give her two. What about you, Lorena?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: That was so good?
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  Speaker 10: That might have been the most seductive rendition of that
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  Speaker 10: song I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 1: It knocked my socks off.
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  Speaker 3: Kathy that was so good, you get an eight?
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  Speaker 1: I hate Oh my god. All right, Coopolo, please next up.
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  Speaker 1: But it's Malapalooza twenty twenty six. This is Kathy and Madison.
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  Speaker 11: Despite what others may think, I think Kathy has improved
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  Speaker 11: every year that she has done this sound show.
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  Speaker 3: You're talking about. I have no idea, and I think,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I was.
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  Speaker 11: I was gonna give this like an eight like everybody else,
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  Speaker 11: But I'm pretty sure there were some vocal effects on there,
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  Speaker 11: and I think that's a little like, you know, technology,
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  Speaker 11: So I'm going to give it a two.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you agree with me, You agree with me.
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  Speaker 1: You should be impressed. She can use it. She was
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  Speaker 1: very good, but it was a two. It's you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's a two is better than zero.