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Death Clock Website For February 11th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: I sent Bill, I sent you that death clock story.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to do that?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not doing it. Is it about the band's
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: death clock?
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  Speaker 3: I thought about that.
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  Speaker 2: I saw it's about. It's about you can predict the
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  Speaker 2: date of your own death. Really, I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's accurate. I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Death clock analyzes your age, weight, sex, smoking and drinking habits.
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  Speaker 2: B am, I body mass index.
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  Speaker 3: Fitness and diet, country of residence.
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  Speaker 2: And you did this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did it?
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  Speaker 2: And how much and how much of it did you
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  Speaker 2: lie on?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: I was totally honest because I want to know.
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  Speaker 2: You put your real weight in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't show it to anybody.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm going to do it. I'm going to put
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  Speaker 2: that I live in the Czech Republic. I'm not doing it.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing it. You think you think it's okay,
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: but you know I'm closer to death than either of you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know till you do it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I know.
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  Speaker 1: The death clock includes a disclaimer that the calculator is
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  Speaker 1: unlikely to predict your actual date of death.
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  Speaker 3: Unlikely for fun only, because this is fun.
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  Speaker 2: There's a picture of a grim reaper there that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's a little cartoon reaper. Where did you get your
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: b M? I?
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  Speaker 1: So your b M I they had they calculated for you.
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  Speaker 1: You put your weight in your height.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not seeing that here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's the right there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not I won't do it. I'm oh, I see okay.
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  Speaker 1: And that what what it basically does is uses statistics
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  Speaker 1: in all of those areas.
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  Speaker 2: Can you put yes?
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  Speaker 3: No, it only.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: Oh it means your gender, not whether you have sex.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I think what did you pick for your what
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: did you pick for your outlet?
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  Speaker 3: Look positive?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Because suicidal is a choice, it.
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  Speaker 1: Is, I put, I was honest about my weight and height.
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  Speaker 3: I've never smoked.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I want to know the date that
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  Speaker 2: you kind came up with either.
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  Speaker 3: I've never smoked. I don't drink a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I drink, but I don't drink a lot like I'm
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: As i'm filling this out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking I'm doing pretty well.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're gonna just bore yourself right into the grave.
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  Speaker 1: I and maybe I need to start taking some more chances,
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  Speaker 1: because with all of this stuff that I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing right, this says you are going to live to
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  Speaker 1: be seventy five years, eight months, and fourteen days old.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you should live a lot longer than that, based
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  Speaker 2: on the boring lifestyle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 1: This says, based on our calculations, you will die on Friday,
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  Speaker 1: the twenty sixth of December twenty fifty nine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, based on their mark on your calendar. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna put a little do a countdown. Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: According to the calculation that I got, I've got another
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  Speaker 4: seventeen years in me. I can't afford that.
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  Speaker 2: You mean you need to die before that.
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  Speaker 3: I need to die before that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have the money to live seventeen more years.
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: I just don't. That could be a problem. Yeah, I really,
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to do it. I wake up every
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: morning and think, well, this may be it. I mean,
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: I got such a bad crick in my neck today
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  Speaker 2: it's like I might as well die. I mean, it hurts,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't know how to get rid of it
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  Speaker 2: except just keep stretching.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and this is new to the app. Well, cause
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  Speaker 3: of death.
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  Speaker 1: Generate a statistically probable cause of death by.
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  Speaker 3: Clicking the button below.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: This is weighted by the leading causes of death in
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  Speaker 1: the world, for example, cardiovascular diseases much higher than drowning.
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  Speaker 3: But you can only push the button once. We'll go ahead,
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  Speaker 3: it says cancer. I think you probably always can't cancer
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  Speaker 3: always cancer.
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  Speaker 2: And see, uh, boredom is not a choice. Now my
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  Speaker 2: wife has just done hers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, uh, she says, according to this, she's going to
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  Speaker 4: die when she's eighty two. She says, I need to
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  Speaker 4: stop being so healthy. I don't want to be eighty two.
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  Speaker 3: Well, and she's got the same money problem.
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  Speaker 2: You did exactly. Oh no, oh no, she's been you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'll bet you she's been socking stuff away that and
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  Speaker 2: and she will replace me in no time. She's got
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  Speaker 2: yeah man, yeah, oh, she says.
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  Speaker 4: Tuberculosis is how she's gonna Oh really what oh honey,
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  Speaker 4: And we're flying, we're flying, yeah, I hyeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, I really don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to do it. I'm serious. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna do it. And you know it's not real,
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  Speaker 2: is not but but Gina, I know the circumstances of
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  Speaker 2: my life and they're very real. I don't I don't
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  Speaker 2: need to do engage in this little fantasy, not real.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Frank, Frank, Hello, why Frank? What do you Oh?
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  Speaker 2: You heard us talking about You.
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  Speaker 4: Know when you talk about death, I'm you're just around
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  Speaker 4: the corner, always listening.
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  Speaker 2: You're you're just like Valentine's Day. Indeed, just around the corner,
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  Speaker 2: in the corner each and every time. You're like, you're
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  Speaker 2: like hunting season, just around the corner. Register now. Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to let you know, Bill, it's okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's just a fun, silly little website. It's got nothing.
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  Speaker 4: It's not really nothing based in reality or science or
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  Speaker 4: anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: Is this your website?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So you know, if we could trademark, you know,
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  Speaker 4: we do that, but we can't.
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  Speaker 3: Death is for everyone. You can't trademark.
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  Speaker 2: Death is for everyone. It's true, isn't that?
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  Speaker 3: That's my sign off today.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lovely sentiment, Gina. Death is for everyone, not
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  Speaker 2: just our precious celebrities. No, go ahead and do it. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do it. It's just a fake little bit. No,
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  Speaker 2: all right, good bye, you hear him, Go ahead and
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  Speaker 2: do it, so do it?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, cool, kids are fine.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, no, I'm not going to go. Oh now,
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  Speaker 2: my wife says she was coughing last night. Oh wow, no, tuberculosis.
• 6:32
  Speaker 4: Well it is making a comeback along with all the
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  Speaker 4: greatest hits.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I deal with this every single day. And
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: here's how I deal with it. Every single day. I
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: put together a list of four celebrities every day and
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: I read about their lives and how old they are
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  Speaker 2: and the age that most of them die. And most
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  Speaker 2: of them die seventy four, seventy five. Yeah, that's the
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: you know, it's it's it's right in there, and it's
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: uh and I don't I wish I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm sorry I brought it.
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: Ella in the chatroom says I'm going to die at
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  Speaker 4: ninety from dementia.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's that's something to look forward to. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 2: you won't know it.
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  Speaker 4: So Jemma says, Wow, I'm only going to be sixty
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  Speaker 4: nine eight months die of kidney disease.
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  Speaker 3: Oh eh, I just read this book. Oh now, I'm
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: not going to think of the name of it, but
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  Speaker 3: it's about this flight.
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  Speaker 1: People are on a plane and this old woman walks
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  Speaker 1: up and down the plane.
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  Speaker 3: I'll look up the name of the book Twilight On
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  Speaker 3: No walks up but kind of like that, walks.
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  Speaker 1: Up and down the plane, and she tells everybody on
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  Speaker 1: the plane how they're going to die car accident, drowning.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to die, and.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's like ha and then uh like and tells them
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: the date and how they're going to die. Like a
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  Speaker 1: couple weeks after the plane lands, a young woman, like
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  Speaker 1: an eighteen year old woman. She said, you're going to
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  Speaker 1: die in a car accident. Well, the girl's like a
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: TikTok thing and she's like filming herself driving and saying, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is the lady on the plane said I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to die in a car accident. She actually films herself
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  Speaker 1: dying in a car accident.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this sounds like these final destinations.
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  Speaker 1: So then everybody on the plane's like, well, this is
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  Speaker 1: this is real. We all we all know we're going
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  Speaker 1: to how we're going to die and when we're.
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  Speaker 3: Going to die.
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  Speaker 2: And so they take it from there, and how does
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  Speaker 2: it turn out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going to give it away.
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  Speaker 2: I'd see that movie though.
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  Speaker 3: It's a I'd like to see that. I'll find it
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  Speaker 3: real quick.
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  Speaker 2: They better hurry and make it within the next seventeen years.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now some now people are confused about the list of celebrities.
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  Speaker 2: Frank and I collaborate. It's yeah, it's a collaborate. It
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  Speaker 2: it's really what happened. Frank will appear and whisper and
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  Speaker 2: he gives things to me and we go over it
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  Speaker 2: and say, well, well maybe we.
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  Speaker 1: Better use the book is Leanne Moriarty. She does big
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: little eyes and all those the books called here.
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  Speaker 3: One moment and there's a butterfly.
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  Speaker 2: On the point.
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  Speaker 3: It's good.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be a good movie. Yeah, or TV series. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: I do it as an HBO series. That's what I did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of her stuff has been an HBO. Yeah,