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Infinite Monkey Theorem | Friday November 8, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley, along with
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Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and because it is Freddy, we've
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Speaker 1: got Jerry Caldwell in the treehouse with us as well.
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Speaker 1: It is November eighth, twenty twenty four, Friday. There there's
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Speaker 1: two inside of thirty seconds for you, Raja and he
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Speaker 1: you love Me singing Friday ad. I want to waste
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Speaker 1: absolutely zero time because it's Friday and we have a
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Speaker 1: jam packed fun show for you. I want to start
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Speaker 1: with I think what may be my favorite news story
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Speaker 1: of the week. Okay, here we go, and if we're
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Speaker 1: being honest, it's been a big week for news, right,
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Speaker 1: I'm hoping I'm not over selling this all right, Here
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Speaker 1: we go. An ambulance ran over a cyclist to the
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Speaker 1: other day. Luckily they were on the scene so they
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Speaker 1: could throw him in the ambulance to take him to
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Speaker 1: the hospital. Unfortunately for the cyclist, besides being run over
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Speaker 1: by the ambulance, the ambulance then build him for the
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Speaker 1: surface all about you, But America seems great again already.
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Speaker 2: That's what happens when you have an Indian owned ambulance.
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Speaker 3: Oh god, that is the modern American medical system in
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Speaker 3: a nutshell right there.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty bad when the when the American medical
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Speaker 1: industry is actually out there purposely injuring you there charging
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Speaker 1: you for it. I believe it's called creating the market.
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Speaker 1: A law firm in Oregon has filed a lawsuit on
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Speaker 1: behalf of a seventy one year old man named William Hesh.
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Speaker 1: William Hesh is seventy one years old. He was riding
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Speaker 1: his bike a couple of years ago when an ambulance
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Speaker 1: ran him over. The ambulance crashed into him after turning
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Speaker 1: into his path. The ambulance scooped William up rushed him
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Speaker 1: to the hospital, but then they later billed him more
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Speaker 1: than eighteen hundred dollars for the ride.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Now, this, of course, is not the only bill he's
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Speaker 1: dealing with. He has racked up forty seven thousand dollars
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Speaker 1: and medical expenses and expects another fifty thousand dollars of
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Speaker 1: medical costs in the future. So how hard did that
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Speaker 1: ambulance hit him? He had a fractured nose, scrapes and bruises,
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Speaker 1: and he also says he suffered decreased range of motion,
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Speaker 1: reduced grip strength, and other injuries. Okay, what's seventy one? Well,
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Speaker 1: if if you're suffering, if you're suffering from reduced grip strength,
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Speaker 1: I mean they're talking about a man, that's problem. I mean,
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Speaker 1: that's going to be putative when that gets to the jury.
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Speaker 1: He's seventy one. It's not going to be great already.
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Speaker 1: So I don't know that old man grip strength. That's well,
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Speaker 1: that's why you don't want to lose any of it.
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Speaker 2: CLS for Hands.
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Speaker 1: William and his lawyers have filed a nine hundred and
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Speaker 1: ninety seven thousand dollars lawsuit against the ambulance provider, and
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Speaker 1: the ambulance provider has yet to respond, probably because they're
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Speaker 1: out hunting other cyclists.
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Speaker 2: For first responders. They're really not doing a good job.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're supposed to respond, not Their response time is
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Speaker 1: best in the nation. It really is, as a response
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Speaker 1: times plus one.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I didn't even think that was possible, but by god,
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Speaker 1: you guys did it.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna win. He'll win this, Oh yeah
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Speaker 2: for sure.
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Speaker 4: That always stuff like that always makes me think about
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Speaker 4: the time, And you know, there was at a place
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Speaker 4: on McKinny and a woman just ran out on McKinney
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Speaker 4: and got hit by a car, and of course the
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Speaker 4: police came. I happened to know a couple of officers there,
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Speaker 4: and she had like two broken legs and had to
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Speaker 4: take her to Baylor, and you know, they were got
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Speaker 4: it all sorted out, and then one of them just
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Speaker 4: it's like, I can't believe I gotta go do this.
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Speaker 4: Like what He's like, I got you go write her
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Speaker 4: at jaywalking ticket.
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Speaker 1: You know what, though, good that's one of the things.
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Speaker 1: And I said this before on the radio, and there
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Speaker 1: were some people that got upset with me for it.
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Speaker 1: Jaywalking is illegal, and this is not the case in
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Speaker 1: every state. The way that the way that you the
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Speaker 1: pedestrian pedestrian laws work differently in different states, different cities.
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Speaker 1: My understanding of it in the state of Texas has
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Speaker 1: always been, as a pedestrian, you do not have the
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Speaker 1: absolute right of way. You do have the right of
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Speaker 1: way if it if the sign says you have it,
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Speaker 1: if you've got the little electronic man that says it's
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Speaker 1: safe for you to cross the street and you're doing
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Speaker 1: so within the crosswalk. There are other cities and other
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Speaker 1: states in our great nation where if you step out
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Speaker 1: into the street anywhere, you are considered to have the
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Speaker 1: right of way. Absolutely not the case in Texas. And
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Speaker 1: I agree. I think if you're a pedestrian, you should
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Speaker 1: not have absolute right of way at all times. Get
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Speaker 1: your dumbass in the crosswalk. Wait till the little glowy
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Speaker 1: man says it's okay for you to walk, then you
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Speaker 1: have the right of way. Otherwise you're just stepping into
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Speaker 1: traffic and you deserve to get a run over. I'm
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Speaker 1: off behind.
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Speaker 2: I walk a lot. I enjoy it. And let me
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Speaker 2: give you the pedestrian laws in Texas that are actually
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Speaker 2: real life. Nobody gives an f if you have the
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Speaker 2: walking guy or not right because I walk everywhere, like
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Speaker 2: I'll walk from here to like towny small or like
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Speaker 2: to you know the restaurants, Like I'll walk because I
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Speaker 2: walk to LA. And I can't tell you how many
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Speaker 2: times little walking guy was on the thing and uh,
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Speaker 2: I lived in LA and I know that's like, hey,
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Speaker 2: time to go. Uh, And how many times I've almost
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Speaker 2: been hit by a car where Like I carry my
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Speaker 2: little water bottle like I'm a little old walla. I
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Speaker 2: carry that and when the car gets too close, thing hit.
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Speaker 2: I hit the car.
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Speaker 3: Uh.
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Speaker 2: And I can't tell you how many fights I've almost
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Speaker 2: gotten into. And this is just this year. Uh, probably
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Speaker 2: about a dozen people have wanted to pull over and
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Speaker 2: fight me because I'm like, I just point to the
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Speaker 2: to the thing. No, Nobody, nobody in Dallas, nobody in Texas,
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Speaker 2: gives a flying leap into hell if you're walking anywhere.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Honestly, at this point, while you might technically have
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Speaker 1: the right of way, yeah, do you want to be
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Speaker 1: right or do you want to be alive right? Or
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Speaker 1: being correct right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: And so going back to what you were saying, Trey,
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Speaker 1: the lady Jay walks, she crosses the street outside of
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Speaker 1: the crosswalk. There wasn't a little glowy do saying it's okay.
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Speaker 1: She just steps out in the traffic and got run over.
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Speaker 1: It makes sense that she should get a ticket and
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Speaker 1: uh the person who was driving should then sue her
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Speaker 1: for not only damage to his car, but for emotional
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Speaker 1: distress for hitting a pedestrian.
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Speaker 2: Ah danil Ellie, attorney at law.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you your money. I am the anti
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Speaker 1: pedestrian attorney.
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Speaker 2: Here. Bs doesn't walk.
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Speaker 1: It used to, but not anymore.
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Speaker 1: It is Friday, and that means a lot's happened. We
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Speaker 1: now have an anti pedestrian angle and rhetoric that's seeping
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Speaker 1: out of the Treehouse. So let's try to lighten the
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Speaker 1: mood just a little bit. Some birthdays on a Friday
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Speaker 1: still lots to get to here inside the show, but
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Speaker 1: first birthdays on a fred Day November eighth, twenty twenty
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Speaker 1: four birthdays today. Jessica Loundess is thirty six. Raj Am
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Speaker 1: I saying that right. The reason I'm asking you is
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Speaker 1: because she plays or played Adriana Tate Duncan on nine
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Speaker 1: oh two one.
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Speaker 2: Oh Adriana Tate Duncan. I don't know which character.
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Speaker 1: You know what? Actually, now that I think about it,
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Speaker 1: this is the reboot. Yeah, this is the reboot. She
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Speaker 1: played one of the new characters on the New nine
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Speaker 1: oh two and Oh are You? Are you a A
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Speaker 1: Beverly Hills nine oh two and Oh Purist. You only
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Speaker 1: watch the original show, not the reboot.
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Speaker 2: That is correct as Jesus intended it.
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Speaker 1: All right, fair enough anyway, She's thirty six today. Jack Osborne,
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Speaker 1: Ozzy Osbourne's son, is thirty nine today. Dania Ramirez might
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Speaker 1: be saying that wrong, but whatever is forty five. Dannia
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Speaker 1: plays Rosie Westmore on Devious Maids, Callisto in X Men
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Speaker 1: The Last Stand. She was also Maya on Heroes That
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Speaker 1: Rings a Bell. Dania Ramirez is forty five. Tara Reid
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Speaker 1: is forty nine today. She plays April in the Sharknado movies,
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Speaker 1: and before that, she of course rose to fame in
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Speaker 1: the American Pie films and thought that she was going
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Speaker 1: to go big time and go beyond the American pie films,
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Speaker 1: and it turned out no, she's in Sharknado's.
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Speaker 2: She had really bad, like botched plastic surgery, so that
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Speaker 2: she spent years like repairing, because I believe the surgeon
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Speaker 2: that actually did whatever in Beverly Hills, like what defunct
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Speaker 2: because of so many botch surgeries.
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Speaker 1: So what happened? Did her career go downhill before her
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Speaker 1: face or did her face go downhill? And because of
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Speaker 1: that her career.
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Speaker 2: So she decided to do what a lot of people
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Speaker 2: in Hollywood do. They get a bunch of work done
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Speaker 2: simultaneously so that the recovery time is the exact same
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Speaker 2: so they can get back out and about. So she
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Speaker 2: had facial lest she had her nose done, cheekbones done,
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Speaker 2: and then her boob's done, and all of it got botched.
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Speaker 2: So if you look at what when she got done
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Speaker 2: with the surgery, she's unrecognizable, like you wouldn't have guessed
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Speaker 2: it was her.
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Speaker 1: I'm wondering because I do remember, and it was obvious
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Speaker 1: that she had some bad work done, and I couldn't help,
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Speaker 1: but think it's like hearing you describe it, is it
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Speaker 1: the same plastic surgeon doing all three of those things?
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Speaker 1: I would think if I've got Hollywood money, the first
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Speaker 1: thing I would do is, even though they've probably signed
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Speaker 1: countless non disclosure agreements, just find whoever does the Kardashians
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Speaker 1: plastic surgery, because that's the best. There's no doubt. I
13:50
Speaker 1: mean that family gets new faces when they turn like
13:52
Speaker 1: for their Sweet sixteen and jenders. So yeah, and so
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Speaker 1: I bet the Kardashians would tell you they probably got
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Speaker 1: uh surgeons for specific surgeries, like like I don't like,
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Speaker 1: I don't think when Bruce was doing his ultimate tuck,
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Speaker 1: I don't know if he wants the same surgeon that
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Speaker 1: made that. Did you know Kylie's chin?
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Speaker 2: No, that's a that's a specialist. Yeah, that's a very
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Speaker 2: region specific. Also, the ultimate should be the final dive
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Speaker 2: move in the Olympics, Like that should.
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Speaker 1: Be that's the last event in the catlog.
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Speaker 2: Oh go for gold.
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's the event that they don't televise, but it's
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Speaker 1: clearly the one that one. I'm serious here, just even
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Speaker 1: hearing you talk about Terry Read's blastic sure, I get
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Speaker 1: doing all those things at once. But I don't like
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Speaker 1: the idea of a multitasking surgeon. I'd rather you just
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Speaker 1: be really good at this one thing, concentrate on it,
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Speaker 1: and then do that and then we can revisit the
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Speaker 1: other areas later.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes you'll have like multiple and she did not
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Speaker 2: have this, but you'll have multiple surgeons in the same room,
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Speaker 2: so one person's doing somebody's not doing the boobs, another
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Speaker 2: one doing the butt or whatever it is. She decided
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Speaker 2: to go like, hey, you know this is going to
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Speaker 2: be I can do all of it, and the guys like,
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Speaker 2: I can. I can make all of that happen in
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Speaker 2: one visit, and then your recovery time is you know, three,
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Speaker 2: three to six weeks whatever it is, and you'll be
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Speaker 2: out there. And she got jacked up, and so she
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Speaker 2: spent years and tens of thousands of dollars to have
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Speaker 2: it redone so where she actually looks a lot more
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Speaker 2: like what she used to than after the plastic surgery.
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Speaker 1: So I just I strongly feel that plastic surgery and
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Speaker 1: surgery in general is not something where you want to
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Speaker 1: Sorry for the pun, but cut corners.
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Speaker 2: I was gonna.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I want the best of the best. I
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Speaker 1: want to make sure that they're concentrating on the task
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Speaker 1: at hand and that you know they're I don't look
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Speaker 1: I am a frugal guy. Yes, some would call me cheap.
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Speaker 1: I am not going to cheap out when it comes
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Speaker 1: to my face and if I'm in Hollywood and it's
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Speaker 1: my body as a whole, I am not going to
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Speaker 1: go to the costco version of surgeons.
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Speaker 2: Right Like when she got done, you could tell like
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Speaker 2: she got a coupon out of the thrifty nickel, Like that's.
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Speaker 10: You know I have not?
22:08
Speaker 1: Then then then why not.
22:12
Speaker 10: I will?
22:13
Speaker 1: Uh you know.
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Speaker 10: Next time there's a you know, a guy in there
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Speaker 10: in a lambeau and uh you know, I'll uh, I'll
22:21
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you walk up, and you walk up the guy
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Speaker 2: in the.
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Speaker 10: Lambeau, I know one of the many girls that are
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Speaker 10: talking to him.
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, Yeah.
22:30
Speaker 2: Sure he's got the Lamborghini right, and he might have
22:34
Speaker 2: the looks, and he might have the money. He might
22:35
Speaker 2: have Trey, he might have the power. But does he
22:39
Speaker 2: have an Aaron Judge Rookie, No he doesn't. You know
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Speaker 9: That's what you have just said to the table, because
22:50
Speaker 9: you know what she sees. She sees a man who
22:53
Speaker 9: knows what he wants. She sees a man who says
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Speaker 9: good deals don't get by me. Baby. I move, I
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Speaker 9: com boom. That's why you're hanging with chicks all night long.
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Speaker 9: That's why you've got guys like Michael Jordan calling you
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Speaker 9: want to hang out with you, baby, Trey.
23:16
Speaker 1: I think we found your new life coach.
23:20
Speaker 2: Yes, he comes with hipp andol.
23:29
Speaker 1: So that's how you're hanging out with chicks all night.
23:32
Speaker 2: They're asleep, but you're with them.
23:41
Speaker 1: I've got this consent set for forty you're gonna need this.
23:49
Speaker 2: You're gonna call him Trey Diddy by the time it's all.
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Speaker 10: Baby. Also, it's separately.
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Speaker 1: Just the way it goes.
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Speaker 2: I like how much the guy believes in what he's saying.
24:11
Speaker 1: Yeah there, there's Yeah. You cannot doubt his commitment to excellency.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a testimonial.
24:29
Speaker 2: I just want to see the guy. And I walked
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24:36
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24:55
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Speaker 1: the show at Treehouse on Air, Trey, remember how I
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Speaker 1: was telling you about Don West, your new life coach,
27:30
Speaker 1: and that if you buy this. He was saying that
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Speaker 1: if you buy this box set for thirty nine to
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27:38
Speaker 1: And while I had a great idea, I think to
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Speaker 1: bring him into your life as your life coach, I
27:47
Speaker 1: have some bad news. Well no, yeah, Don West is
27:53
Speaker 1: getting dead. Oh it turns out Don West is not
28:01
Speaker 1: just Don West of wild Westdeals dot com fame. He's
28:04
Speaker 1: also Don West of Don West Deals and up until
28:10
Speaker 1: December thirtieth, twenty twenty two. In addition to being an
28:13
Speaker 1: American pitchman television personality. He was also a professional wrestling broadcaster.
28:19
Speaker 1: Yes he was, So I'm kind of surprised that Raj
28:24
Speaker 1: you didn't know who he was. West Don West first
28:28
Speaker 1: came to prominence as a host for the Shop at
28:30
Speaker 1: Home Network in the early nineties, achieving a degree of
28:34
Speaker 1: fame for his loud, energetic, abrasive sales pitches on late
28:37
Speaker 1: night television and for his blunt tone and persuasive style.
28:41
Speaker 1: After briefly hosting a talk show, The Sports Reporters on WNSR,
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Speaker 1: that is a Nashville area Class D radio station, West
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Speaker 1: joined the professional wrestling promotion Total NonStop Action Wrestling TNA.
28:58
Speaker 2: I know the promotion, but don't I've never I don't remember.
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Speaker 1: Him as a color commentator in two thousand and two.
29:04
Speaker 1: He would work with the promotion and various capacities over
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Speaker 1: the two thousands and twenty tens. In twenty twenty three,
29:11
Speaker 1: he was posthumously inducted into the TNA Impact Hall of Fame.
29:17
Speaker 1: So Don former life coach for Trey Trenhall, very brief.
29:26
Speaker 1: May he rest in peace that he died before taking
29:31
Speaker 1: Trey on as a client.
29:33
Speaker 2: I was gonna say do you have any do you
29:34
Speaker 2: have any words to say to your mentor you.
29:37
Speaker 4: Know, our time together was so so brief.
29:45
Speaker 2: I still feel like I've learned a lot, just so fleeting.
29:48
Speaker 4: You were the gust between my wings.
29:56
Speaker 1: All right? Other than birthdays, I think I know something
29:59
Speaker 1: that will make you feel better, Tray, okay, and that
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Speaker 1: is a big helping of nostalgia. Are you ready?
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Speaker 2: Yep? All right?
30:09
Speaker 1: Actually, let me go to this. A pole looked at
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Speaker 1: the decades that we are most nostalgic for right now.
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Speaker 1: Do you want to guess? This is just for you, Trey,
30:21
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have you guess. What do you think? Which
30:23
Speaker 1: decade do you think right now? People are most nostalgic
30:29
Speaker 1: for nineties Icially done, the nineties are the most nostalgic
30:39
Speaker 1: decade for twenty four percent of Americans the top five.
30:44
Speaker 1: Eleven percent of people said their most nostalgic for the sixties,
30:48
Speaker 1: seventeen percent said they are most nostalgic for the seventies,
30:52
Speaker 1: eighteen percent said they want to go back to the
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Speaker 1: two thousands. Twenty two percent said the eighties. That was
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Speaker 1: good for second place in the number one decade that
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Speaker 1: we are most nostalgic for are the nineties, which now
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Speaker 1: is going to lead us into It's time for versus
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Speaker 1: inside the Treehouse on deck today, do you want to
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Speaker 1: go back and live in the eighties or would you
31:22
Speaker 1: rather go back and live in the nineties? Today on
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Speaker 1: versus inside the treehouse, would you rather go back and
31:30
Speaker 1: live in the eighties or would you rather go back
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Speaker 1: and live in the nineties. We will start with our
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Speaker 1: first chair contestant today, mister Trey Trenholm, off the recent
31:40
Speaker 1: death of his life coach. If you could go back
31:44
Speaker 1: and live in one decade, would it be the eighties
31:48
Speaker 1: or the nineties?
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Speaker 10: Nineties?
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Speaker 4: Why, I've always thought the eighties were overrated, that's a
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Speaker 4: hot take.
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Speaker 10: And nineties were just it was a good decade.
32:05
Speaker 4: Music was good, except for you know, I mean you
32:09
Speaker 4: had to get rid of grunge in the early nineties.
32:10
Speaker 4: But then after that, good music, good movies. Think about
32:14
Speaker 4: some of the movies that came out there. Great economy,
32:18
Speaker 4: it was. It was a fun time.
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Speaker 1: The nineties. The nineties did have the dot com boom,
32:23
Speaker 1: so yeah, the economy was screaming on fire. RAJ, what
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Speaker 1: about you, if you could go back and live in
32:30
Speaker 1: the eighties or the nineties, which how you were going
32:33
Speaker 1: to I.
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Speaker 2: Liked the eighties for the music. I thought it was
32:35
Speaker 2: really good. I was innovative. But I mean, if I
32:38
Speaker 2: wanted to live, I was in college. You know, it
32:42
Speaker 2: was a lot of fun. You know, the fraternity parties
32:44
Speaker 2: and the ladies. And I didn't have Don West as
32:49
Speaker 2: a life coach, but I still did okay. But I
32:53
Speaker 2: would go with the nineties as well. It was a
32:54
Speaker 2: lot of fun. I would skip the part where I
32:57
Speaker 2: put the blonde tips in my hair. I would skip
32:59
Speaker 2: that part.
33:01
Speaker 1: We all have. We all had regrets in the nineties.
33:03
Speaker 4: I mean, you went to Southwest Texas. That baseball card
33:06
Speaker 4: you know, line might have actually worked there?
33:08
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, trust me. Not. A whole lot of stuff
33:13
Speaker 2: didn't work.
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Speaker 1: So yeah, Raj would have walked into a party and said, ladies,
33:19
Speaker 1: I've got two logs, Gary, what about you? If you
33:23
Speaker 1: could go back and live in one decade, would it
33:25
Speaker 1: be the eighties or the nineties.
33:30
Speaker 3: It would definitely have to be the nineties, but by
33:33
Speaker 3: a narrow margin. I love the eighties. It was colorful,
33:38
Speaker 3: there was you know, I enjoyed most of the music.
33:42
Speaker 3: Towards the end there it kind of lyrics kind of
33:44
Speaker 3: became repetitive. But I really enjoyed the nineties. I loved
33:49
Speaker 3: being on that cusp of technology between now and then.
33:53
Speaker 1: And also I.
33:55
Speaker 3: Would like to go back and relive the nineties because
33:57
Speaker 3: when I was actually living in the nineties, I was participating,
34:01
Speaker 3: so it's kind of a wash. I don't remember a
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Speaker 3: whole lot of it. Oh yeah, it'd be nice to
34:06
Speaker 3: go back and kind of, you know, live it again. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: I just remember it for me.
34:11
Speaker 1: It's interesting because when I first saw this, Okay, my
34:15
Speaker 1: first reaction was I want to go back to the
34:16
Speaker 1: eighties until I started actually thinking about it, because the
34:20
Speaker 1: more I started thinking about it, the nineties actually were
34:25
Speaker 1: better overall. I mean, you could go line item by
34:29
Speaker 1: line item and you know, pit one decade versus the other.
34:33
Speaker 1: Movies would be kind of difficult because it's fairly even.
34:38
Speaker 1: But if I could go back to a movie theater
34:40
Speaker 1: in the eighties or the nineties, I think I might
34:42
Speaker 1: do the nineties. Music. I again, I would think the eighties,
34:48
Speaker 1: But the more I think about the nineties, it was
34:50
Speaker 1: more it was more diverse. Yeah, different genres that I
34:55
Speaker 1: loved at the time, Like in the nineties. I loved
34:57
Speaker 1: pop music, I loved grunge, I loved a nineties dance
35:02
Speaker 1: music is amazing, See and See music Factory didn't come
35:06
Speaker 1: on the scene until I think nineteen ninety nineteen ninety one.
35:09
Speaker 1: So I think the technology thing was the kicker for me,
35:16
Speaker 1: because if I go back and live in the eighties,
35:20
Speaker 1: people don't even know what the internet is. On one hand,
35:25
Speaker 1: that sounds kind of nice, but as someone that has
35:28
Speaker 1: lived the majority of my life with the Internet, I
35:30
Speaker 1: think I'd rather go back to the nineties that had
35:32
Speaker 1: it as slow as it was. I think I'd rather
35:35
Speaker 1: have the slightly more advanced technological decade of the nineties
35:40
Speaker 1: versus the eighties. Also because women were hotter in the
35:44
Speaker 1: nineties than they were in the eighties.
35:48
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, you didn't like the big eagle claw
35:52
Speaker 2: thing on.
35:53
Speaker 1: The Trey what do you call the big the eighties
35:55
Speaker 1: hair do on the Chicks?
35:58
Speaker 10: The bear claw bear claw claw?
36:00
Speaker 2: You didn't like. You didn't like that, You didn't you
36:02
Speaker 2: didn't find that irresistible. In Bartlesville, Oklahoma.
36:06
Speaker 1: Everyone had that.
36:07
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, and I think that's where it was invented.
36:11
Speaker 1: I think my sister started it, and I think that's
36:14
Speaker 1: part of the reason why I want nothing to do
36:15
Speaker 1: with it.
36:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, so would you still go back to your sense
36:20
Speaker 2: of fashion, which, if I do recall, was like sports,
36:24
Speaker 2: like the long basketball shorts with the tank top and
36:27
Speaker 2: the frosted tips in your hair, and uh, would you?
36:31
Speaker 1: Would you?
36:31
Speaker 2: Would you go?
36:32
Speaker 1: For the record, I never had the frosted tips.
36:35
Speaker 2: I don't know, you're white, so I.
36:39
Speaker 1: Did not have frosted tips. Okay, but in fourth grade
36:44
Speaker 1: I did do the sun in that was dispray stuff,
36:47
Speaker 1: so I did not have frosted tips. Instead, I had
36:50
Speaker 1: something between brown and blonde all throughout my hair. It
36:53
Speaker 1: was sort of a reddish hue.
36:55
Speaker 2: Gotcha. Yeah. The first time I went in for the tips,
36:59
Speaker 2: because you know, it was the nineties and I had
37:01
Speaker 2: to be I'd like the blue contacts and I had
37:03
Speaker 2: my big hoop ear rings. I went TONI and guy
37:06
Speaker 2: and I was like, I want to get the tips
37:08
Speaker 2: in my hair and he goes, cool, you mean whatever
37:11
Speaker 2: it was? And then we named it something and I
37:12
Speaker 2: was like, no, he he called it something and he
37:17
Speaker 2: died my entire head blonde. Yeah, that was that was
37:21
Speaker 2: a moment in my life.
37:23
Speaker 1: So were you trying to join a boy band.
37:26
Speaker 2: I was trying to start one. I was trying to
37:28
Speaker 2: be the lead. Nobody followed. Uh so I was just
37:33
Speaker 2: a very unattractive solo artist.
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Speaker 1: Uh Don West.
37:41
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37:42
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Speaker 1: I've already rolling like halfway through today's show, and I
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39:12
Speaker 1: crazy week of news, and because there's been some good
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Speaker 1: news learning about Trey's life coach passing away, So it's
39:22
Speaker 1: very it's it's just it's a shame. There's no other
39:26
Speaker 1: way to look at it. And again, treyor very sorry
39:30
Speaker 1: for your loss, but I still think there are other
39:32
Speaker 1: things that we could do to make you feel better. Okay,
39:34
Speaker 1: so here we go. Are any of you familiar with
39:42
Speaker 1: the infinite monkey theorem? I believe so, yes, Okay, Jerry,
39:48
Speaker 1: what do you think the infinite monkey theorem is.
39:52
Speaker 3: It's akin to the old saying about if you put
39:55
Speaker 3: a you know, a bunch of monkeys in a room
39:57
Speaker 3: with typewriters, eventually they're gonna pound about Shakespeare.
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Speaker 1: That is correct. There's another version of that where if
40:07
Speaker 1: you get enough monkeys in a room with a computer,
40:11
Speaker 1: that they will also be able to program a radio
40:14
Speaker 1: station that gets ratings. But we know of some examples
40:16
Speaker 1: of whether that's not been the case. But you are right, Jerry,
40:22
Speaker 1: You are absolutely correct. The infinite monkey theorem is the
40:26
Speaker 1: idea that on a long enough timescale, even a monkey
40:31
Speaker 1: hitting random keys could type the complete works of Shakespeare.
40:38
Speaker 1: So let me say it again. Just make sure you
40:39
Speaker 1: took it all in. The infinite monkey theorem is the
40:42
Speaker 1: idea that on a long enough timescale, even a monkey
40:45
Speaker 1: hitting random keys could type the complete works of Shakespeare. However,
40:50
Speaker 1: there's been a new study done why I don't know,
40:54
Speaker 1: but whatever, and the new study found that the monkeys
40:58
Speaker 1: wouldn't have time. So it turns out the infinite monkey
41:11
Speaker 1: theorem has a deadline. You got too much going on.
41:26
Speaker 4: They're too busy listening to the radio station, their buddy programs.
41:36
Speaker 1: Now, a new study found that the monkey wouldn't have time.
41:41
Speaker 1: They said every star in the universe would burn out
41:45
Speaker 1: long before the monkey would type out the complete works
41:48
Speaker 1: of Shakespeare. So that's saying that in the infinite void
41:54
Speaker 1: of space, all the lights on the stars would go
41:57
Speaker 1: out before the monkey would have a chance to finish
42:00
Speaker 1: the random type of Shakespeare's works to be or not well.
42:05
Speaker 3: Crap exactly in between eating fruit, flinging poo, smoking cigarettes,
42:18
Speaker 3: punching people out of truck windows, jumping out of and
42:23
Speaker 3: jumping out of enclosures at the.
42:24
Speaker 2: Dallas Zoo, eating their owner's face.
42:31
Speaker 1: Or just pulling it off with their hands, which is
42:33
Speaker 1: very They can do that too.
42:36
Speaker 2: Oh, that was a that was a laugh. I need,
42:40
Speaker 2: how's that Shakespeare coming along? I don't have the time,
42:45
Speaker 2: very busy, gwyn.
42:51
Speaker 1: Yet they had enough time to do the study to
42:53
Speaker 1: find out that the monkey wouldn't have the time to
42:56
Speaker 1: do it.
42:57
Speaker 2: I like how that's a guy who like got the
43:00
Speaker 2: rant for the study and then forgot to do the study.
43:03
Speaker 2: It's like, what are the results of crap?
43:05
Speaker 1: I better come up with something.
43:07
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't have time, how would the monkeys? And
43:11
Speaker 2: he just submitted that, well, they just wouldn't have time. Like,
43:14
Speaker 2: brilliant doctor, we will.
43:17
Speaker 1: Give you our ironically your Darwin Award. I really do
43:25
Speaker 1: feel like, like on Darwin's chart, like we hit the
43:28
Speaker 1: big one and now we're just going back back the
43:30
Speaker 1: other way.
43:31
Speaker 2: This guy's study is like when I was in fourth
43:34
Speaker 2: grade and had to do a book report and I
43:36
Speaker 2: forgot to read the book, just like, oh, let me
43:39
Speaker 2: just read the back leaflet. That's that's what it is.
43:42
Speaker 2: This is the same guy who's like, well, you know, well, clearly,
43:45
Speaker 2: I mean they would write Shakespeare, but you know they
43:47
Speaker 2: have a lot going on, you know in these days?
43:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, good lord, I mean, look, it's difficult to be
43:55
Speaker 1: a monkey these days. I means it's hard to time
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Speaker 1: to find time to write randomly on a on a
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Speaker 1: typewriter or keyboard, whatever the case is. I mean between
44:07
Speaker 1: school and work. Yeah monkeys, oh yeah, yeah, you can't
44:16
Speaker 1: forget the you know, the monkey.
44:20
Speaker 2: That's why they don't have any time. And where do
44:23
Speaker 2: you find typewriter ribbon these days? That's the question.
44:28
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the problem with said they would ahead time
44:30
Speaker 1: had the ribbon not run out. It's just the monkey
44:34
Speaker 1: at the typewriter. It reached the end and it's just like, well,
44:37
Speaker 1: now what then they gotta stop. They gotta go to
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Speaker 1: circuit City. You know, I gotta I.
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Speaker 2: Gotta invent circuit City real quick. And then I gotta
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Speaker 2: go in.
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Speaker 10: They gave it a computer. Then it started playing hearts.
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Speaker 5: You're listening to the tree House. Visit us online.
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Speaker 6: At Treehouse on air dot com.
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Speaker 7: You're in the tree House. Visit us online at Treehouse
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Speaker 7: on air dot com.
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Speaker 1: God, I love lover Boy on Fridays. All right, So
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Speaker 1: now that we're all aware of the infinite monkey theorem
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Speaker 1: and that it's been disproven, very sad inside the Treehouse.
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Speaker 2: First doctor with and now this I know, but let's.
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Speaker 1: Be clear about something if you put a monkey in
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Speaker 1: front of a keyboard, it's gonna get distracted, right, It's inevitable.
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Speaker 1: Like if it was just a typewriter, maybe, but if
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Speaker 1: we're talking about a computer, there are too many distractions
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Speaker 1: in the world. There are too many distractions online for
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Speaker 1: a monkey to ever accidentally throughout the endless void of
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Speaker 1: space and time to hammer out Shakespeare. And as if
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Speaker 1: we didn't need more proof of that, we now have
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Speaker 1: it because North Korea has entered the chat. There is
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Speaker 1: a source that has claimed North Korean soldiers that are
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Speaker 1: in Russia. Right, So North Korea and Russia they're now
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Speaker 1: they're now kind of hooking up, right, Well, Russia has
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Speaker 1: now brought troops from North Korea into Russia. There are
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Speaker 1: a few things that North Korean soldiers are not used to.
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Speaker 1: One is being anywhere other than North Korea, and part
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Speaker 1: of that means being somewhere where there's internet. We read
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Speaker 1: a story a number of months ago about someone thought
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Speaker 1: it would be a good idea to give the Internet
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Speaker 1: to a remote Amazonian tribe. And now that North Korean
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Speaker 1: soldiers are in Russia, they have access to the Internet,
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Speaker 1: and because of that, they've begun to gorge themselves on
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Speaker 1: porn for the very first time. I knew it. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: North Korean troops in Russia gorging on adult sites after
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Speaker 1: getting internet for the very first time. Lots and lots
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Speaker 1: and lots of porn. According to Financial Times Chief Foreign
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Speaker 1: Affairs common to Gideon Rockman, military personnel from North Korea
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Speaker 1: are blowing off steam after duty by surfing the web
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Speaker 1: for adult videos. With internet access not generally available in
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Speaker 1: their home country. These soldiers are seemingly using a trip
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Speaker 1: to Russia as an excuse to wreck their internet history
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Speaker 1: and watch streams of X rated content.
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Speaker 2: That's not the only thing to reckon that.
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Speaker 10: We've been trying to bring down North Korea for seventy years.
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Speaker 2: All we needed was Jenna Jamison.
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Speaker 1: All it took was an ex hamster.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: In a post on social media, the journalist said, a
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Speaker 1: usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers
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Speaker 1: who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access
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Speaker 1: to the Internet before, and as a result, they were
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Speaker 1: gorging on pornography, which I guess also technically would mean
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Speaker 1: that they're fettering like crazy.
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Speaker 2: They're fettering so much as like watching watching a monkey,
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Speaker 2: f a typewriter.
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Speaker 1: They'll get to that site next week.
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Speaker 10: They see South Korean cheerleaders. It's over.
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Speaker 1: I don't know about the Middle East, but I think
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Speaker 1: that will bring North and South Korea. Oh man, that's
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Speaker 1: a hell of a week, is it. Thank you guys
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Speaker 1: for hanging out with us here. We appreciate it. We
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Speaker 1: will see you back here on Monday inside the treehouse,
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Speaker 1: but said