What About That Fucking List is Really True?

Your Effin’ Love Story · Jun 23, 2026 · 19m

I made a list.

Four marriages worth of lists actually.

One could reasonably say that I sucked at finding the one to love, the one with whom all of life could be truly shared.

Four marriages.

Four divorces.

How in the actual fuck did I even think that a fifth was possible and not end up like the other four?

Out. Of. My. Everlasting. Mind.

Right?

But you see, I still believed, despite all of the shit that I thought about myself, was that the right person with the right qualities was “out there.” And together, we would figure out the relationship from there.

Together.

Didn't work.

Until…

This…