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Sex Unlocked: She’s Not Ran Through, She’s My Friend · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about sex, baby. Hello, my little sex pots.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Good morning. Good afternoon. Good night. It is Lala Kent.
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Sex Unlocked and Sally Carson. How we doing, soldier?
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: We're great. My mom's here. I just told her to
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: put her headphones in because I was recording this.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: She's at your house?
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  Speaker 2: She's listening to a book. Everything's fine.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, everything's fine. Thank God. I mean, I'm pretty open
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: with my mom, but even I don't need her listening
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: to this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I had to tell her last night. I was like,
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: be my friend right now, not my mom. And she's like, okay.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: And I told her some stuff and she was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear this. Things.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. I was like, mom,
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  Speaker 1: you're my friend. Anything you could share on the pod
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  Speaker 1: with the friends?
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  Speaker 2: Not yet.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us who it has to do with. A man
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  Speaker 1: that we know that you've spoken about?
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  Speaker 2: Well, wait, did I not tell you all this? Did
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: I text the group?
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  Speaker 1: You texted the group, but I have to be honest.
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: I was like kind of MIA like all weekend.
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: So me and Ghost got into like a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of a argument.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Like it was just like a little like tiff.
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  Speaker 3: And he is across the country right now and working.
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  Speaker 3: And he, like the dog, I went to bed Saturday night.
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  Speaker 2: This was Saturday night.
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  Speaker 3: I go to bed and the dogs are going crazy
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  Speaker 3: at like 8 a.m. And I get out of my
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  Speaker 3: bed and I go downstairs and ghost is standing on
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  Speaker 3: my front porch.
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  Speaker 2: He took a red eye. Like here. That's like really cute.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah. So some people are like, It's cute. And
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  Speaker 2: then other people are like, I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 3: But, you know, Madison told me when her and Brad
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: got in their first fight, like he showed up and
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  Speaker 3: she was, I mean, they're married now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like it was a really big romantic gesture.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's a very big romantic gesture.
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  Speaker 2: Huge. Yeah. But it was nice having him here. But
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  Speaker 2: he could only stay for like 24 hours.
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  Speaker 1: The only experience I have with a man who.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: Did things like that was my ex and he was
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  Speaker 1: like very toxic and like unhinged. And, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: thought in the moment, Oh, this is like a romantic gesture.
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  Speaker 1: But then I was like, after the fact thinking, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is like actually stalking, but that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I do think it was a, yeah. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I do think it's romantic, but I think.
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  Speaker 1: It's, I think it's romantic. I think let's just say
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: every time you guys get into it, he just like
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: appears at your door. Like we should like look into it.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: First fight, that's really cute. Plus, your guy's hot. I
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  Speaker 1: find that the ones that aren't as hot who do that,
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  Speaker 1: it's like kind of creepy.
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  Speaker 2: He's so hot.
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  Speaker 1: He's really hot.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: He's so hot.
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  Speaker 3: But I was just talking about this with him because
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: we were just on the phone before I got on here.
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: And I was like, anytime like anything's really good or
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  Speaker 3: there's a guy that's like treating me really well, I
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  Speaker 3: tend to sabotage and back away.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, I can feel that.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, you feel it happening with him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. He feels it.
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  Speaker 3: He knows that he's like, I'm trying really hard here,
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  Speaker 3: but I feel like the more I put in, the
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  Speaker 3: more you pull away from me.
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  Speaker 2: And it's, I don't know. It's sad. It's like something's
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  Speaker 2: wrong with me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's just you. I think actually a
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  Speaker 1: lot of, of girls do that. And I think it's
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  Speaker 1: because of the damage that like other men have left
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  Speaker 1: or You know, like the trauma and just things where
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  Speaker 1: our guard is up and we don't even realize it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's just you.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, I know you so well that I can
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  Speaker 3: feel you sabotaging this because you think that I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Going to be the first one to hurt you. I'm like, well,
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: you're spot on there, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, you don't feel like you've ever been hurt deeply
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  Speaker 1: before like that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I think I am scared that it's not going
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  Speaker 3: to work out. So like I tend to sabotage first.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I had this conversation with Kristen Doty on the reunion
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  Speaker 1: for the Valley and we, I guess she was having
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  Speaker 1: a conversation with all of us, but I, I pinned
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  Speaker 1: it as like, I would, I want to hurt you
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  Speaker 1: before you get the chance to hurt me. Yeah. And then,
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  Speaker 1: In the end, it's like I'm still hurting anyway. So
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  Speaker 1: it's like, what is the fucking point?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you're hurting yourself instead of them hurting you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so did your mom meet him? Oh, she did?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he made us dinner. It was really sweet.
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  Speaker 1: What did he make?
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  Speaker 2: Like steak and potatoes and green beans.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're eating good over there, girl.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were.
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  Speaker 1: What does mama think of him?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, mom's like. He loves you. Like, why can't
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: you just let someone love you like this?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I've put a lot of thought into
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  Speaker 1: you and Austin, like more than I probably should.
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  Speaker 2: Me too.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that that's the move. I think that
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  Speaker 1: might really fuck your world up. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you should do. Cause now with the ghost of it all,
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  Speaker 1: it was like there were all these red flags, but
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  Speaker 1: now he's kind of like shown up to the table
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  Speaker 1: with acting different, you know, like he texts you and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: He's, he's, he's communicating more than I'm communicating with him.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's, he's doing everything right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like the one that's pulling away. And like,
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  Speaker 2: he obviously has a right to worry about Austin. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: nothing's going on sexually with me and Austin.
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: No, but you woke up naked next to Austin. through
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  Speaker 1: that would be a huge like if my dude or
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  Speaker 1: someone I was seeing told me that he woke up
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  Speaker 1: naked next to his hot best friend who he had
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: sex with one time I'd be like this is I
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: do not I'm feeling very.
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  Speaker 3: Unsafe yeah and I understand why he feels unsafe he
• 6:10
  Speaker 3: yelled at me Saturday night we all went out to
• 6:13
  Speaker 3: watch football and he like yelled at me he was
• 6:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what he was yelling about like he
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: just didn't make sense and he left me at the
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: bar and then he texted me he was like come over.
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: Like I'm feeling distraught. So I like went over there.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: I have to know, did he really use the word distraught? Yeah.
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: Come over. I'm distraught. I hate it. He said, my
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: cats are even looking at me like your energy is off.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: Was he high? He had to have been smoking weed
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  Speaker 1: or something.
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: No, we just took a lot of rumble mint shots.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?
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  Speaker 2: It was stuff that tastes like Listerine. That was like awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I hate rumble mints. rumple rumple mints it literally tastes
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  Speaker 2: like you are swallowing Listerine.
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  Speaker 1: Is that like a southern thing.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: Usually we do rumple mints and then chase it with chocolate.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: Syrup y'all are weird out there y'all are weird I.
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: Put on my elf costume from the elf movie and
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  Speaker 3: I have my chocolate syrup in my hand and I
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: am taking candy cane shots and squirting the chocolate in
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  Speaker 3: my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: That's like Christmas was it a Christmas place No. What
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  Speaker 1: is going on? What is going on in the South?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Four inch wieners. Rumpelstiltskin shots and chocolate syrup in elf
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  Speaker 1: costume in September. The fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Well, sometimes I dress up like elf in October.
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  Speaker 1: Sally, you are so fucking weird.
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  Speaker 2: I am fucking weird. I really, I.
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  Speaker 1: Love a weirdo and you've got to be the weirdest
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  Speaker 1: of them all. Like between you doing the worm at
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  Speaker 1: random bars on the bar tops, riding bulls, and then
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: telling me that you randomly dress up as an elf
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  Speaker 1: in September. What is happening?
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  Speaker 2: October.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, yeah, I'm definitely a fucking weirdo.
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  Speaker 1: I love a weirdo though. Can I ask you, did
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  Speaker 1: you sleep with ghosts with like your mom in the house?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. I could not sleep with them.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Would you shove a sock in your mouth to like
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: make sure you didn't scream?
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: She sleeps with heavy white noise. I slept with Kyle
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  Speaker 2: in here with her in there. What?
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  Speaker 3: What do you what do you do don't you live
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  Speaker 3: with your mother or doesn't your mother live with.
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  Speaker 1: You yeah I fuck elsewhere or I put her in
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: the back house I put her in a different house.
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  Speaker 3: I probably should have done that but wait let me
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  Speaker 3: read this text from tell me what you think of
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  Speaker 3: this okay read it I texted Austin I was like
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  Speaker 3: you yelled at me at the bar and he said
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  Speaker 3: what Sally I can't handle football Saturdays that's why I
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: got two TVs because he's like saying he gets too
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  Speaker 3: drugged And I was like, I'm not mad at you.
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: And then he said, I'm sorry. And then he said, also,
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to talk about last night. We're getting dangerously
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  Speaker 3: close to how we used to be before we had
• 9:14
  Speaker 3: talks about defining our friendship. We're starting to toe the
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  Speaker 3: line again. And I don't want to fuck up our friendship.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, same.
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  Speaker 3: Like, and we haven't kissed or done anything, but we're like,
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  Speaker 3: he was like, we're getting back to where the guy
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  Speaker 3: that you liked didn't want to date you because of how.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: Close we were.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: Is he referring to himself?
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: He's referring to I can't remember who he's referring to
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  Speaker 3: but like there has been guys in my life that
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  Speaker 3: are like you and Austin are too close like I
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  Speaker 3: can't handle that and like so me and Austin wouldn't
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: hang out one-on-one but like we've gotten so close in
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  Speaker 3: our friendship again to where we're like hanging out one-on-one
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: again nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Happens well Sally something does happen because you end up
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  Speaker 1: naked in his bed.
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  Speaker 2: That was one night.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: One time too many though if you like if you
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: here's what it reminds me of, but like more mature
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: me and James Kennedy, it was like, we had, we
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: had hooked up in the past, but we were like
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: the best of friends. And It got anytime I would
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: like hang out with anybody or like when I met
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: my ex, it was like really uncomfortable for people because
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: you just once you get comfortable like that and then
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: you add alcohol, people end up sleeping with each other
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: and you're already laying naked. Like what's the what's the
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: difference between laying naked with him and just like putting
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: it in? There's really no difference to me.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's no difference.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like he's the type where he wants
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  Speaker 1: what he can't have. So the moment you're going to
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: be all in, he's going to get scared. I think
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: he scares easily.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: He thinks that about me.
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: He's like, the second I show you attention and that
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: I actually want you, you're going to go away.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like he's meaning that or is that
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: an excuse?
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: It could be an excuse. Look, I don't know.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, nothing's going to happen with me and Austin
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  Speaker 3: like anytime soon.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe not at all. I just love having him
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  Speaker 2: in my life as a friend.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: When did Ghost leave?
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  Speaker 2: Monday night. I dropped him off. Okay. Yeah.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: Is it fair to say, I don't think you found
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: your person yet.
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I just don't think you're there, babe.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: That's what, you know, Madison tells me all the time.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: She's like, just date, just date. a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: and like let them know that you're dating around and
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: that you're not like only dating them and then figure
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: it out because i tend to do this thing where
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: like i think i have a roster but then i
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: hone in on one person.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Well yeah you always like one person more than the
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: rest i mean that's how it is in like actual
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: sports with the roster you have the roster but there's
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: always one player who's better than everyone else yeah the
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: star of the roster right you know he comes in
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  Speaker 1: And scores a touchdown every fucking time.
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  Speaker 2: Every time.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Every time.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I need to get better about that because
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hurt anyone.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even worry about it. They don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: Why should we? So true.
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  Speaker 2: It's so true.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: It's so true.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: True. I don't care.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: I don't care at all. I've been obsessing over like
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: having another baby for some reason.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Do it.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: No, I don't. It's not the right time, but I
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: like for sure thought I was done. And now I'm
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: like on the hunt for my next baby daddy. I'm like,
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck if you stay. Bye. Bye. Yeah.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Have three. Three is a great number.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Three is a great number.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: I love three.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Are you one of three brothers and sisters?
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Two sisters.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: What is that dynamic like?
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: It's great. They're only two years older. So we went
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: to school together.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Did you feel like one sister was like always left out?
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: Well, they're twins. But I was, they're surviving triplets. So
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: my mom had triplets and one passed away at eight months.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh my God. That is devastating for your mom.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I can't imagine. And she was the first one to
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: leave the hospital and everything. But, um, so now they're
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: like called surviving triplets. So they're, they're twins, but, um,
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: it was always me and one of them against the
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  Speaker 3: other one.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: Growing up. Yeah, see, that's what freaks me out. Like,
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like it would have to be a boy
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: in order for the dynamic between Sosa and Ocean to not.
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  Speaker 2: It's switched.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, at least one always experiences the being left out.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: It's good for you.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Now, I'm the one that's always left out now. And
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: I'm okay with that. Because they're way more on, like,
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: each other's wavelength.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Than I am. Yeah.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Well, they, like, shared a womb and everything.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: And they're, like, in a different I mean, they are
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: judging me for my podcast.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, this one?
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where they're at.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Are they like married with kids and stuff?
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, they're really going to love what people
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: have written and asking us about because we're about to
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: get down and dirty. This one is like, because we
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: talk a lot about like sex toys and positions and
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: all the things, but someone wanted to know sex against
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: a wall. Is this supposed to be hot or is
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: it not?
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: I think it's hot.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: We've talked about this where like certain positions, like 69,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: it's like, well, that's one of those things where it's
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: like supposed to, it sounds hot, but like it's not.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: If I'm outside, like wall sex.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Recently, like when he picks me up, but like,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: he's kind of leaning on a wall, but like not really,
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: not like really using the wall, but it's like there
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: for support.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I like wall sex when I'm not at like in
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: a house, like when you're somewhere where you're not supposed
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: to be like in a bathroom.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Or an outside shower.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Exactly. But like just to start like fucking me against
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: a wall, if I like have a bedroom and all
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: the things like it can leave there.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can like start at the wall, but let's not
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: just like get it in on the wall.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think about what is my.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Back against the wall.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: You can use the wall in many ways.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: You can use it in many ways.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Put your hands on the wall, bend over.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm suddenly a huge fan of the wall.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: There's a lot you can do with the wall. That's
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: so true. If I don't have a wall in the shower.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I'm falling. I'm falling on my face. It's slippery in there.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: We love the wall. What?
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I'm watching Game of Thrones right now and I love
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: the episodes where the wall is involved.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I love Game of Thrones so much.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: It's so good.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: It's my favorite show for sure.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Kitchen counter sex. Is it cold, too hard and covered
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: in crumbs? Are we wearing, are we cleaning the counter first?
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Are we eating off the counter again? That is so
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: funny to me.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: If I am cleaning the fucking counter before counter sex
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: that counter sex is not happening this is spontaneous.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Sex yeah no one's like planning to have sex on
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: the counter it's not like oh here's my Clorox wipes
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: it means that we happen to be doing something in
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: the kitchen and one of us gets turned on and
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: it's just happening.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Exactly But also you can just use the, again, it's
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: like the wall method.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: You can use the counter so many different ways. You
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: can just sit on it like a little bit with
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: your little bum. Yeah. If the guy's tall enough.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Which.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Yours are.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, so are yours. That's what's so weird to
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: me is you told me like the average dick in
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Charleston is like four inches, but these guys are like six, five.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: The only guys that are six, five are on the show.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Like you walk into a bar and you can immediately
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: like pick out the guys on Southern Charm compared to
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: everyone else in the bar because everyone else is so
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: much shorter.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: That's like the prerequisite to get on Southern Charm. What's
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: your height?
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Lesser name's JT.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: He was a little guy. He was a little guy.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Where is he now? He lives somewhere like in another place, right?
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: How fun.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I'm also going to eat off the counter after. Because
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: here's the thing, with sex for the most part, if
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I'm putting my mouth on a wiener or kissing someone
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: who put his mouth on my cookie, I can certainly
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: eat the food that is being served on the counter after.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to take the time to wipe
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: it down.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: No, me neither.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I also don't set my food directly on the counter.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who wrote this? use plates typically use a plate
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: bathtub sex does water somehow make everything less lubricated yes
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I know because water it like you need some sort
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: of oil base.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah I don't love the the key is to drain
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: the water to where it's like a little bit lower
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: than your privates.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I've done that bathtub sex for me is hard because
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: you have to have like a, a nice size tub.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: It has to be built for like two people because
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: even if the guy is laying like, you know, up
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: against the back thing and you're on top, that's like,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: you've almost got to like sit on him and like
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: you're on a toilet because you can't wrap your legs around.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Like my, my, the only bathtub I have in my
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: house is like an old, you know, with a shower too.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: And I, yeah, I always end up like with my ex,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: I would take baths all the time and I would
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: get on top of them like that. And then it
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: would like hurt my knees so much.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I'm like, we got it. So then we always just
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: end up on the bathroom floor on the mat, which
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I love that. They're all wet.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I was dating this guy so, so long ago, like
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: college days for him, not me. I certainly didn't go
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: to college, but he didn't, It was in Southern Utah
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: and he didn't have, he didn't have his bed yet.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: So we just had like a thin, like not even
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: a mattress, but like a thin thing.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what to call it.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Like a little, like.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: It was hardly, I don't even feel comfortable calling it
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: a pad because we ended up going to Kmart. Have
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: you heard of Kmart before?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Yes. I haven't heard about it in a long time. Right.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: It was a really long time ago. And I got
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: knee pads for me to be on top so that
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't bruise and scuff my knees up on this
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: like not pad.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: You're into the trouble of getting knee pads. My knees
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: are scraped up. I don't give a fuck about my knees.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: No, it hurts. And I think from all of the
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: years of me not giving a fuck about my knees,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: when I'm in the gym, I'm like an old woman.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh, I can't bend down on my knees.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Like those bitches that like drop their asses to the
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: floor and then like pick it up. I'm like, my
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: knees would combust. Yeah. You can hear a little crack. Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Like a fucking old woman. Disgusting. Ooh, car sex. Have
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: you done car sex?
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I've done car sex when they're driving.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Oh girl, me too.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I love that shit. So unsafe.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: So unsafe.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: So unsafe.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: And I don't mean like a little road head. I'm talking,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I am sitting in your lap while you are driving
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: the car.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And you're like, your necks are like, he's like watching
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: the road and you're like.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: You're on the other side.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: That is so fun.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I love fun stuff like that.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: But I, the first time I ever did that, I
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: was in LA. Like that is scary. Have you been
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: sitting on someone's lap with their dick in you on
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: the 405 during rush hour? That is not safe. That's insane.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I think mine happened. Mine was on an interstate, but like,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: it was like in the middle of the night. We
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: were like driving home from a Carolina game. which I'm
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: doing this weekend.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: That sounds so fun. There's nothing I love more than college,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: just football in general. My whole life, once football starts,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: revolves around it. Saturdays are always college, then Monday, obviously, Thursday, obviously,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: and Sunday, obviously.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I'm a big.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: College girl over the NFL.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Um, I don't really have like a team in the NFL.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I just kind of follow players from Carolina. Yeah. I'm
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: just like a big Carolina girl. South Carolina. Don't get
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: it twisted.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Um, it was like the other Carolina.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: No. I need to look up their logo.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: It's the King Cox. And so we get to walk
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: around with a shirt that says go Cox.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, that is fun. Tailgating is a riot. I bet
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: It's so much fun.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Standing sex. What are logistics of this? Only for athletes. I,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: so contrary to who I was with in the past,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: that was really the only, who was the most like
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: public of my relationships. That guy is not my type.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know how it happened.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: We certainly were not having any sort of craziness happening.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: So let's like remove him from the picture. I love
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: standing up sex because the men I mess with are
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: built like fucking Superman.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Some of the guys that I've had, no, they couldn't
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: even hold me. What?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: They can't pick you up?
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Yes. What? Your face is funny. No, there's some like
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: that are so short and little that they could not
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: hold me up.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Why would you fuck them then?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Because I have a problem.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I will say, Sally, I'm not going to judge you
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: because there was this one time that I was DMing
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: with this guy and he was super, super cute. Like,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: tattoos everywhere, all over his face. He had like all
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: this swag in the world. This was when I was like,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I had just moved to LA. So he asked me
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: out on a date. He's like, meet me at Cabo Cantina.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, I fucking love that place. I walk in,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: he stands up. And when I tell you that short five, one, maybe,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: maybe I still let him smash. Enough liquor. I won't
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: even know how tall you are and I won't even care.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: But we only did it from behind. Oh, but that's short.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, that is short. I could have picked him up.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should have.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: My little.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what you're about to say.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Could you imagine me holding him and me moving him
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: back and forth oh.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: My god I would die that is so.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Funny no it was like I got smashed that night
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: because I was like oh oh and then this fool
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: when I started beefing with 50 cent back in the
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: day it has the audacity to slide into the comment
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: section with a laughing crying face I fucking commented I
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: was like listen here you fucking short stack Don't make
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: me come for you.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, you of all people feels comfortable commenting
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: on this. You're tiny.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Do you look good at least?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: He had to have looked good because I would never
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: have linked up with him if I wasn't attracted to him.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: But like I should see, there's so many things I've
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: been through now where I clock it on Instagram where
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: it's like, okay, if you're always posting in a hat,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: We got it. That means there's a hairline issue. If
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you're only posting from like here up, how tall are you?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Why are you never standing next to anybody? Hmm.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I'm going to need a reference.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: See, I have like the weirdest, like I, my taste
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: is all over the board. Cause there are a lot
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: of short people. I've only really dated. There's only one
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: guy that I've dated. That's really tall. Um, and the
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: others are just short. And I feel like it's like
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: my issue because I feel like we've talked about this.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: I get like a power trip or something from like
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: having sex with people that don't look that good. What?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: What?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Explain.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I thought that you meant
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: with them being short, you could be like, yes! Look
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: how big and powerful I am! Powerful pussy!
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: My roommate is like, Sally, how do you find this
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: person attractive? And I'm like, it's something in my brain
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: where I'm like, it's honestly like I'm on top of
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: them and I'm like, you're.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: So fucking ugly and I'm so fucking hot.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: You're never going to have something like this again. And
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: it's like a power trip for me.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Wow. I would find, I would think it would be
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the opposite. Like you're never going to get this. Well, yeah, no,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you're the most interesting woman alive.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Looking at me. Like, I can't believe I'm hooking up
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: with this.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's more of them thinking like, I'm so lucky.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but it's fucked up
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: and I need to get it together.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I think it's fine. You know, it's like fair game.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Everyone's got a shot.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Everyone has a shot. And I
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: don't discriminate.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: No, you're short. Totally fine. Your mug looks a little off. Fine.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You still have a shot. Oh, you have such a
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: good heart.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I help those out there in need.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: You give them so much self-confidence. There's something... Hold on though.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: You may be doing them and other women a disservice
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: because I have had friends who are very, very sexy
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: and they give the unsexy a shot. And then the
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: unsexy break up with my hot friends thinking that they
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: can go back... tens all day long like well if
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: this is who I could pull and lock her down
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: like I should have a plethora of her all over
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the place and then and then they end up with
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: someone who's not as hot and it's like no you
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: got my friend because she has a good heart and
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: that's rare she has a good heart.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Oh sally that is so funny oh my god food
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: in the bedroom how do we feel about it i
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: feel like the thought is sexier than actually though can
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: i tell you there's one time i do like food
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: and but it has to be like a syrup or
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: something to like suck off of the dick.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: We're talking about food on you.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: What do you want to eat a sandwich before you
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: get laid I'm all about that I.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Had sushi in my bed last night um not with
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: a man I was watching my mom and I was
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: eating sushi.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Oh I know I love a good snack in my
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: bed because I'm really particular so like there's not a
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: crumb in sight if I have someone else in my
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: bedroom and they're like wanting to eat a snack I'm
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: like no no you don't care like I care oh
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: yeah if you really really hate someone eat a nature
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: valley uh granola bar in their bed and you will
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: fuck them up for life oh my god or like
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: an everything bagel or an everything bagel like if you
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: hate them Eat that in their bed.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Also, I think this doesn't have to do with food,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: but I have that bunny that I sleep with. I'm
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: pretty sure Ghost sprayed it with his cologne.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Ghost is a little weirdo, isn't he? He's making my
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: eyes burn.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: It was so potent last night. My roommate was crying,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: laughing at me because I was like, I think I'm
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: allergic to Ghost. I couldn't breathe. I was like, you know,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: sniffly and stuff. We had to put the bunny in
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: the washing machine.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: That's something a woman would do.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I know. I mean, maybe he just slept on it,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: but it was very.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Sally, if he slept on it and it left that
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: much of a scent, like you need to tell him
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: to tone it down. That's like when a guy gets
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: in an elevator and he stays for the next hour
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: in that elevator just because of how much cologne he
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: had on. No, he spritzed it. Oh, he spritzed it.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: It's true, but maybe there'll still be a little leftover
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: smell after the wash.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I like, oh, food near the vagina, someone's asking.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: What kind of food? I had someone text me the
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: other day that he wanted to put whipped cream on
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: my titties and my vagina and lick it off. And
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I really was, I was really into it.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I'm fine with the titties, but I think you could
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: get like some sort of infection if you're putting like
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: sugary foods in my, near my vagina. Big fan of
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the ice cube in the vagina though.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. Ice cube's great. Ice cube is great.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I got all the meds here. I don't need.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: You got what?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: All the meds here. Like I'm prone to yeast infections.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Like if I take an antibiotic, I'm getting a yeast infection.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Well, I feel like you're prone because you're putting things
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: like whipped cream in your vagina.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I've never done it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, you've never done it.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. We just talked about it and it sounded nice.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: When you go to Mexico, you should just get a
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: bunch of like azithromycin or whatever it's called. I think
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: that's what cures everything. Or maybe it's clindamycin.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about a striptease? Awkward or sexy?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: That's how I know I'm marrying a guy. If I
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: can do a striptease and we can like either find
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: it really sexy or laugh about it while I'm doing it,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: then I know I got to lock it down.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: No, I don't.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think I've ever done that.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: A striptease?
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: There was one time. Did I tell you about this?
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: I dressed up so sexy in lingerie, like had a
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: robe on and I was going to take off my robe.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: And I had like these stockings on and my boyfriend
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: was downstairs and he was waiting for me downstairs.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: And I came first step.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Lola, I fell all the way down my steps and
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: my staircase is long.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: And I, I was crying. And he had to come
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: in there and like disheveled in my lingerie and stockings.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: He had to like pick me up. And I was like, well,
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: that sucks. We didn't like, and we didn't have sex
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: that night.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm wounded. Can I tell you, my
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: friend called me over the weekend and she was at
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a dude's house and they were going to, she had
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: told me, she was like, I think I'm going to
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: let him put it in the bum. I was like,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: you totally should. I've heard that. It feels amazing. Like
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: go for a boo. God. He had, they were doing
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: it in the shower and he had one of those
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: shower doors that swings both ways. Like it doesn't. So
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: speaking of holding the wall, like you said, with the shower,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: people got to be careful about that because my shower
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: door in Palm Springs does that. Where like my shower door, yeah,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: goes both ways, right?
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: But I have a mention there too. Wow.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: He puts it in the bum and she bends over
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  Speaker 1: to do this and just completely falls out of the shower.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking face first onto the tile floor.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Oh my. Did she get hurt?
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she got hurt. She got hurt. She got pretty hurt.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: So they didn't continue.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: No, they didn't continue. They did not continue. But I'm
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: telling you, getting hurt during sex is like pretty brutal. Or, like,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: before you're ready to do it.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: It just ruins the vibe. Especially if, like, you get
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: up and you're bleeding.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, it's horrible.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's a lot of sex injuries out there.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I feel like I've had so many. Especially with, like,
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: in the butt.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Like, me and my ex-friend of five years, we used
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: to do it all the time.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: You would have, like, butthole injuries?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Aww.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Ouch.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: That is something to look into.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Actually, my friend used to like be exclusive to anal
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: and the guy she was dating had a really, really
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: massive dick and she had to wear depends for a while.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I haven't done that in a long time,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: but I've never heard of any grown woman fully shitting herself.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: You were either clocked out, but even that, like when
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: you're that clocked out, it's, you're basically under anesthesia. I know.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: And people under anesthesia shit themselves all the time in
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: the hospital. I see it every day, every week. Wait, really?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: That's my biggest fear.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: But they will never tell the patient.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Of course not. You'd be embarrassed.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you go under and then, you know, everyone in
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: the room is like very casual about it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: It's like, Oh shit. All over the floor. Clean it up. Yeah. Yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Keep going. Oh my God. Yeah. People, cause you can't
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: control your bowels when you're asleep like that. And like,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: that's how clocked out. That's how asleep I was. I know.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, it's either all the anal or
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: you were like comatose.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Cause I only did like, I haven't had anal in years.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Well, speaking of injury, what about having a safe word?
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever, like, I'm just like, stop.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, though. Stop does not always work.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Because when I was in squatty potty position, I was
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: basically screaming stop.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. He said that he couldn't because he was
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: about to cum. Yes. You should be like, this isn't
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: about you, sir.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Stop me.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I'm dying.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I may shit on the floor.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Which I feel like he would have been
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: fine with.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: The way that I replay that in my mind every night,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: like what would I have done? I think I would
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: have had to say homeboy lay there. I, I would
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: go directly to blood. I bled on the floor and
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to step in it.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, he would definitely know shit.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: The smell.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. That would have been terrible either
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: way though.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I've been nervous to have sex ever since.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Why? Don't do squatty potty.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing squatty potty position, but also I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: told you I went to the doctor.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Remember?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Cause I was concerned about the blood. And he was like, no,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: IUD is good. All is good. Healthy looks good. And
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: he was like, if it happens again, let me know.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, now I feel like I need
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: to sleep with someone who I'm really, really comfortable with
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: just in case it happens again. Like this person that
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I did it with, you know, i told you i've
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: known him since i was like 21 years old so
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: it was yeah i didn't care he didn't care this
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: was weeks ago yeah it was like a month ago
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: you haven't had sex in a month no i've been
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: nervous just call him only masturbated maybe i should use
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: that giant dick and see if.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: It bleeds well that'll definitely make you bleed really That
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: thing's like fucking this big.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: No, not that one. That thing is like a baby.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the other one that has like the body.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Okay. And the butthole. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try that.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: This is like an, this is not new, but actually
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: a lot of questions have come in about this audio porn.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: where you just listen. And there's an app called Quinn.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: And I remember they sent me headphones back in the
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: day and I would wear them everywhere. And then someone
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: asked me if I like read things for Quinn. I
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: was like, no, I just thought that it was the
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: brand and it's actually audio porn, but people like, um,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Jesse Williams.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Rob he's from love Island, I think. connor's story from
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: heated rivalry he's done it hudson williams like i don't
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: know i could get into this you what i don't
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: know what the quinn app is it's like celebrity audio
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: erotica like it's like sexy talk and like.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: listen to see if I would be into that because
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: I've never tried that.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I've never tried it either, but I'm telling you people
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: are obsessed right now when they're getting celebs like that.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it sounds crazy. I just kind of
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: wanted hear it just to hear how they do it
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: I kind of want to do one yeah you would
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: be good at it I.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Don't know how good at it I'd be I do
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: know how to like drop the voice low yeah just
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: depending on the environment and But I mean, these are
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: like pretty, Connor's story and Hudson Williams are like pretty
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: A-list right now. If they're doing it, I can certainly
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: find time to do it.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should do it.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about sexting from another room?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Like in the same house?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like if you're at a party, that could
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: be hot. I think sexting while you're at a party
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: together would be super hot.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be hot.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I also love having vibrating underwear where the guy controls
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: it with the little thing.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, I need that.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: It's the best. Sally, it is so much fun.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like it. I mean, I love, so
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: there's only some people I can sex with. Okay. I
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like they have to be good
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: at it?
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm not great at it. I would love
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: to be great at it. Sometimes, like, I send the
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: sexy texts to ChachiBT. I'm like, give me something sexy
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: to say back.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Does it do it? Every time?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to do it the other day.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, I must be a little too raunchy.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: See, I need to learn from you because me and
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Riley were talking about how awkward we are. She was, like, saying,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: she was like, yeah, put your penis in my vagina.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: She gets all technical and scientific.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We're like, how do you even know what to say?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: My friend is dating this guy. She lives in New York.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm the worst sexster on the planet.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: So we were FaceTiming. And she was catching me up
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: on her dating life. And she really likes this guy, whatever.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: And he's like, you know, everything that's happening in our
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: relationship is amazing. But I think where we could step
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: our game up is... like the sexy texts. So she
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: didn't know how to do it. So I was telling
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: her what to say and her jaw was like on
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: the floor. She's like, I cannot say that. So I
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: gave her like a pretty lighthearted one.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And like just sending my texts and be like,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: what do I say back to this?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've sexted for a few of my friends.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I need that because I'm so bad at it.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: See, I have had to be good at it because
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I really like long distance and which would be great
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: for you and ghost.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I like long distance. So like I have to conquer
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: the art of how to keep that spicy and fun
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: and going.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Since I'm not going to be able to see you
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah. Big fan of the sexting. You
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: should also do the underwear though.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I love getting sex. Like I'm like reading, I'm like,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Who's not great at receiving a good sext.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: But I just like, the hard thing is though, is like,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: if the person on the receiving end, like I was
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: talking to this guy where I would send sexy texts,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: but his response would not get me. I'm like, we
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: got to work on like your responses.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I was like, yeah, see, that's, that's
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: how I feel that they're thinking about me.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But it doesn't have to be super raunchy.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow. All right.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: This was a fun episode. You made me cackle.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: This is funny. All right.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I love you. I think it's great that you have
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: so many people who are just itching for your love
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: and affection. What are you and your mom going to
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: do today?
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: We're going to go to lunch. Go get lunch. Downtown.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I think Austin's going to meet us and stay toxic.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Stay toxic, friends. Thanks for listening to another episode of
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Sex Unlocked. We love you and we'll catch you next week. Bye.