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Things That Must Go from February 11th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio. These are things
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  Speaker 1: that are bugging you, are, dear friends of the program,
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  Speaker 1: things that you just can't stand anymore. And so you say,
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  Speaker 1: I've got to get this thing, that, this thing out
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  Speaker 1: of my life.
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  Speaker 2: It must go.
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  Speaker 1: What I oh, I know, I'll send it to Radio
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  Speaker 1: from Hell. So you send your musc goes to us,
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  Speaker 1: and we, if we read them, might make you feel
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  Speaker 1: a little better. And in fact, sometimes these things magically
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  Speaker 1: disappear when we read about them on the on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: So send your must goes to Radio from Hell at
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  Speaker 1: X ninety six dot com and put muscle in the
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  Speaker 1: subject line, and maybe we'll get to you.
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  Speaker 2: Kerry.
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  Speaker 3: All right, if you from my wife a thing that
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  Speaker 3: must go? I keep in mind that my wife's name
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  Speaker 3: is Suzanne. You know I call her Sue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 3: If you're at a doctor's office and they say the
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  Speaker 3: name on the patient's chart, if you say Susan, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not going to respond with you call to that name
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  Speaker 3: in a room full of waiting patients. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you mean me or if there's an actual Susan
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  Speaker 3: also waiting forty five minutes to see my doctor, only
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  Speaker 3: to find out that my insurance may not cover my
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  Speaker 3: annual exam because I'm three days earlier than I was
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  Speaker 3: last year.
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  Speaker 2: Really three days? Three days?
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  Speaker 3: Also, things that must go to be clear, Suzanne and
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  Speaker 3: I are child free. Food prices must go. Every time
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  Speaker 3: I shop for groceries, I feel like I have three
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  Speaker 3: teenage sons at home. Let's see this one from Brody
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  Speaker 3: Things that must go apartment edition, parking space is not
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  Speaker 3: being the same size along the sidewalk, they're the same,
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  Speaker 3: but if you look further into the lot, spaces get
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  Speaker 3: smaller and are spaced out poorly. My upstairs neighbors alarm
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  Speaker 3: they must have it on the floor because I hear
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  Speaker 3: it's vibration and it's repet three burst. The same upstairs
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  Speaker 3: neighbors must go. I can hear them having sex either
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  Speaker 3: late at night or early in the morning. Hey, good
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  Speaker 3: for them, but could they at least put on some
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  Speaker 3: music to drown out their love making. And lastly, the
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  Speaker 3: cat demanding breakfast at three am. Go back to bed, Diana, Diana, I'll.
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  Speaker 2: Feed you when breakfast is normally served.
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  Speaker 3: This one, let's see, does not say so, I will
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  Speaker 3: not say the name. Waking up a half hour before
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  Speaker 3: my alarm must go. My cat knocking over his water dish,
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  Speaker 3: spilling it everywhere, the arms race between YouTube and my
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  Speaker 3: ad blocker must go. Also, people not paying their contractor
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  Speaker 3: slash employees getting asked to puppy sit for someone while
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  Speaker 3: they go on a trip they'd usually go.
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  Speaker 2: On with you. Oh, that's not good.
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  Speaker 3: And also, just in case no one else sends it
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  Speaker 3: ice let's see, here's a final musco. Last Saturday was
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  Speaker 3: ice cream breakfast Day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What must go?
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  Speaker 3: It is finding about that at night on ice.
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  Speaker 2: Cream breakfast wasted day?
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  Speaker 1: Is that it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Gina?
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  Speaker 2: This from Please Don't use my name.
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  Speaker 4: I can't begin to describe how fed up I am
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  Speaker 4: with people who message with false, false pretenses.
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  Speaker 2: Person one, Hey, how you doing? Do you have a
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  Speaker 2: good weekend?
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  Speaker 4: Me?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good, I did relaxed you.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I need to know if you have the bandwidth
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  Speaker 4: for this or I just wanted to ask you if
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  Speaker 4: you could look at this issue. Can we just stop
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  Speaker 4: with the fake pleasantries and guessing to me about what
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  Speaker 4: you want?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, Hello, lords and ladies. My name is Sue.
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  Speaker 2: My thing that must go is flesh colored leggings. Ladies. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I was at the store in the end of the aisle.
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  Speaker 2: I swore the woman had no pants on.
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  Speaker 4: As I got closer, I realized their flesh colored leggings.
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  Speaker 2: But come on, flush colored leggings, please, no pants on.
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  Speaker 4: Things that must go my daughter today, she must go
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  Speaker 4: on an adventure. She moved out this morning and is
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  Speaker 4: on her way to Phoenix to try this adulting thing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to miss my youngest daughter. Love that kid
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  Speaker 4: wishing her well on her drive go safely. Oh that's
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  Speaker 4: from her mom. And finally this bikers pulling up next
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  Speaker 4: to me at a red light and revving their bikes.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody is impressed.
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  Speaker 4: Also the neighbor kid who I paid to paint my
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  Speaker 4: chicken coop and he didn't do it well.
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  Speaker 2: My neighbor also complaining to my vaide him ahead of time.
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  Speaker 4: My neighbor also complaining to the apartment manager that I
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  Speaker 4: was drinking while working on my car. I thought this
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  Speaker 4: was America. I can't enjoy a cold beer while working
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  Speaker 4: on my car. Don't tread on my rights in my beer.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I tell you. What little rat
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  Speaker 2: think is that it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right? This one says people who begin sentences
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  Speaker 1: with verily, Verily, he is a true hero. Poorsooth, my brother.
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  Speaker 1: They sound like snobby a holes. Let's see this one
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  Speaker 1: says hello and good morning. Thank you for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 1: Please do not use my name here as my list
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  Speaker 1: of things that must go. Coffee drive through workers who
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  Speaker 1: you know are required as part of their job to
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  Speaker 1: build rapport and have a conversation with you while you
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  Speaker 1: wait at the window for your order. It's like, come on,
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't care how my day is going,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm up to anything fun today, or if I
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  Speaker 1: definitely know that you're not interested in what I do
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  Speaker 1: for work. It's early, I don't want to be awake.
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  Speaker 1: Give me my coffee and leave this introvert alone. The
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  Speaker 1: lack of courtesy of our Utah drivers, whatever happened to
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  Speaker 1: the kind thank you wave in the rearview mirror when
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  Speaker 1: you let someone go in front of you in traffic?
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  Speaker 1: And even more, has everyone forgotten the zipper method when
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  Speaker 1: a lane is closing ahead and people are needing to
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  Speaker 1: merge over. Stop being so greedy. We all have some
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  Speaker 1: place to go. When a schedule at work transfers a
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  Speaker 1: call to my extension to schedule and appointment. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a schedule I can schedule in the instance that I'm
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  Speaker 1: on the phone with someone who happens to also need
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  Speaker 1: an appointment in addition to medical help. However, you are
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  Speaker 1: a scheduler. That is your main job. We have the
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  Speaker 1: same appointment scheduling calendar. I don't have any magical system
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  Speaker 1: that populates hidden appointments that you can't offer. Stop transferring
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  Speaker 1: calls to me because you don't want to do your job.
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  Speaker 1: And last, but certainly not least, when Ticketmaster thinks you're
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  Speaker 1: a bot and kicks you off of a pre sale
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  Speaker 1: event and won't allow you to even log on again
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  Speaker 1: for another twelve hours. So much for getting some great seats. Gina,
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  Speaker 1: you arethebomb dot com. You always make me laugh and
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  Speaker 1: start my day with a smile. Keep up your amazingness.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice there, and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.