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Hour 1 - Hurts Desserts · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, it's our number one, our number one.
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  Speaker 1: We start out in Dallas. How about them Cowboys? A
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  Speaker 1: and more right now in our number one. Here it
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  Speaker 1: is the Hurts Desserts well kind of welcome in number
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  Speaker 1: But our lead this hour, don't bury the lead, my man,
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  Speaker 1: all right, We're not gonna bury the lead. So our
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  Speaker 1: lead this hour from Philadelphia are ongoing coverage as we
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  Speaker 1: have a follow up to the follow up to the
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  Speaker 1: follow up as the Birds sitting at the very top
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  Speaker 1: there their nest, the Bird nest, the very top of
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  Speaker 1: the NFC either tied with Rams, but they won the
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  Speaker 1: tiebreaker because the Rams special team sucked and had a
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  Speaker 1: kick block that would have won the game. But not
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  Speaker 1: all is right in the Delaware Valley. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, we've been talking about the Eagle players who
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  Speaker 1: have been whispering in hushed tones, whispering in hushed tones
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  Speaker 1: to medium members in Philadelphia frustrated. Who are they frustrated
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  Speaker 1: with Jalen Hurts? OMG, they're upset with Jalen Hurts and
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  Speaker 1: his approach this season. Now, specifically when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: his hesitancy to throw the ball into show. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: tight windows, they say, when you could be picked off right,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a no risk situation for the quarterback and
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  Speaker 1: he's tried to avoid that. Now, Hurts address this. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you heard what he had to say
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  Speaker 1: or not. Maybe not. I believe we have some audio here.
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  Speaker 1: So Eagle's quarterback Jalen Hurts said he was not startled
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  Speaker 1: by the many reports that are bouncing around the echo chamber.
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  Speaker 1: People frustrated inside the organization on with his play the
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  Speaker 1: finger being pointed at him, a number of fingers being
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  Speaker 1: pointed at Jalen Hurts for what he's been doing here,
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  Speaker 1: and well he's used the a word accountability. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to the audio tape. Take a listen.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I get a lot of attention when things
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  Speaker 2: are going well and when things are not going so well,
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  Speaker 2: and so I never run away from holding myself accountable.
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  Speaker 2: And I think, you know, I think that's exactly what
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  Speaker 2: I've taken the approach of doing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I never run away from holding myself accountable.
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  Speaker 1: I think exactly what I've taken that approach of doing
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  Speaker 1: and all that all right, So that is a good
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  Speaker 1: jumping off point. Let's get into this right now. The
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  Speaker 1: question Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts, as you just Hurt says
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  Speaker 1: he never runs away from holding himself accountable. How do
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  Speaker 1: you interpret the meaning of this? Is it straightforward? Is
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  Speaker 1: there some nuanced to so on this one. I've got Ruth,
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  Speaker 1: Chris Steakhouse, Wooden Pallettes, and gymnastics, and we will combine
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  Speaker 1: all of these things together and we are going to
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  Speaker 1: have some delicious, delicious banana cream pie. The king of
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  Speaker 1: a pie is the banana cream pie. So A, there's
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  Speaker 1: really no need for us to sit here and just
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  Speaker 1: blab blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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  Speaker 1: and give you all kinds of fluff. We cut through
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  Speaker 1: the fluff. We actually have a machete. We cut through
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  Speaker 1: the fluff. It's a fluff cutting machete and we use
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  Speaker 1: that every night. So Jalen Hurts did not actually accept accountability. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we shud it. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: He shut it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh shut up, Okay, here's what he did. He said,
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  Speaker 1: I'll never run away from it. But really, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: really I know I'm at fault, and the key part
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  Speaker 1: is I'm not changing. I did not get the sense
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  Speaker 1: from watching the Jalen Hurts newscomers that he has any
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  Speaker 1: intention of doing anything differently. And that's how the malor
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  Speaker 1: Rosetta stone ruled. When we listened to what he had
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  Speaker 1: to say. This is the modern day quarterback news conference?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do with these things? Right? You do
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  Speaker 1: some news conference? Jiu jitsu is what you do? You
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  Speaker 1: say accountability, and if you say it, certain percentage of
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  Speaker 1: people don't pay attention. Oh he said it. He said accountability.
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  Speaker 1: But you say that, but you do stubbornness. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: do stubbornness. Meanwhile, the Eagles offense, despite that great record,
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  Speaker 1: they are circling the drain. They're twenty fifth overall on offense.
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  Speaker 1: That's not good. Oh, you're being too critical. Twenty eight
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  Speaker 1: been passing. I think that sucks. Oh why'd you say that?
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  Speaker 1: That's why you're doing overnights twenty ninth in terms of
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  Speaker 1: third down play, which is not great either. Last year,
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  Speaker 1: behind Sakwan Barkley, they were bulldozing people one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: seventy nine yards rushing per game. I believe last season ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: This year it's like a buck fifteen or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a dip. That is a sixty four foot
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  Speaker 1: plunge off the Ben Franklin Bridge. All right, and then
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  Speaker 1: and the locker room knows it, and the Eagle the
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  Speaker 1: people around the Eagles are claiming that, hey, listen, they
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  Speaker 1: got the game plan. Jalen Hurts is using the I
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  Speaker 1: word ignorance in terms of the game plan. There he
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  Speaker 1: will not throw into the tight windows against the zone,
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  Speaker 1: and you know he plays he essentially the translation is
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to risk anything at all. Like you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's the guy that will buy stock and if it
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  Speaker 1: goes down, he keeps it. He just it's a long
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  Speaker 1: term strategy here. And this all started a couple of
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  Speaker 1: years back in twenty twenty three through a bunch of interceptions.
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  Speaker 1: He got buried for it. Jalen Hurts is that what
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? You're turning the ball over too much,
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  Speaker 1: And so he said, Okay, I'm going to get ripped
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  Speaker 1: for that. So I'm going to now go into my
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  Speaker 1: safe space. And the last seven hundred and twenty one
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  Speaker 1: pass attempts since that fateful twenty twenty three season, he
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  Speaker 1: has seven interceptions. He's playing safe. He's being very conservative
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  Speaker 1: with the football. Are the Eagles winning, Yes, they're being
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  Speaker 1: very successful on the field. It's also uninspiring, right, they're
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  Speaker 1: spending here's the issue. If Jalen Hurts was being paid
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  Speaker 1: a pedestrian amount of money and they didn't go out
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  Speaker 1: and fill out the roster, it would be fine. But
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  Speaker 1: they're paying him as a franchise quarterback. He's a checkdown merchant,
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  Speaker 1: is what he is, Charlie. Checkdown is what they're they're
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  Speaker 1: getting they're paying him for a franchise quarterback. They're not
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  Speaker 1: getting that. It's kind of like going to Ruth Chris
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  Speaker 1: Steakhouse and they have all those delicious steaks and all that,
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, you know what I want to order
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  Speaker 1: the I would like to order the lettuce wedge is
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  Speaker 1: what I would like? Well, no, no, it's a steakhouse.
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  Speaker 1: Well no, it's on the menu though it says lettuce,
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  Speaker 1: which I know it's on the menu, but you should
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  Speaker 1: get a steak. But I don't want a steak. I
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  Speaker 1: want the lettuce with nobody orders the letter switch. We
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  Speaker 1: don't even know why it's on the menu. You're the
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  Speaker 1: first person ever to order that. It's fine, that's what
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  Speaker 1: I want, Okay whatever, So technically eats a meal, but
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  Speaker 1: it's like kind of a waste, right, It's like, you
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  Speaker 1: know you're not there for that, and you got aj
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  Speaker 1: Brown prime years of his career. He's the only one
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  Speaker 1: that's been vocal and spoken on the record put their
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  Speaker 1: name on it. Davonte Smith is also another guy who
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  Speaker 1: might as well trade him. You don't need him. If
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  Speaker 1: you're just gonna check down, you're wasting the entire buffet
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  Speaker 1: of playmakers, and you got this big offensive line and
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  Speaker 1: all that. And so the Eagles they're winning, winning, You
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  Speaker 1: know what, they remind me of the they used to be.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna talk hockey here much. The New Jersey Devils,
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  Speaker 1: believe it or not, years ago, won a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: Stanley Cups. They had a really good run and they
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  Speaker 1: were contenders every year, and they were so boring. They
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  Speaker 1: were so boring, boring winners is what they were. And
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  Speaker 1: kind of like the San Antonio Spurs when they won.
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  Speaker 1: They were boring in basketball. So you're doing that, you're winning,
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  Speaker 1: and you're paying a luxury rate for your roster, and
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  Speaker 1: you've just dumbed down everything. You've dumbed down everything. And
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  Speaker 1: so they've got a team that plays football like they're
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  Speaker 1: trying not to wake up a baby. There's a baby
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  Speaker 1: slipping off to the site. They don't want to wake
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  Speaker 1: up the baby. And Jalen Hurts, he says he'll never
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  Speaker 1: run from accountability, which is fine. I mean, Jalen Hurts
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  Speaker 1: has been a great SoundBite in terms of cliches. And
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  Speaker 1: remember when he first came on the scene against the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys and they played terribly. The Eagles against Dallas in Dallas,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, he gave us that great quote when you
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  Speaker 1: drop a deuce, you don't stop and stare at it,
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  Speaker 1: You flush it and move on, which is still one
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  Speaker 1: of my favorite Jalen Hurds quotes. But here's the deal,
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  Speaker 1: just to be clear, for those of you that are late,
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  Speaker 1: and you're like a Dallas Cowboy receiver, you're little late
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  Speaker 1: there in the back of the room. So Jalen Hurts
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  Speaker 1: admits that he's the problem. He's not running from it,
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  Speaker 1: he just won't solve it. So that's the Philly paradox
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. As long as they you can't
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  Speaker 1: say anything, everything is good. Blah blah blah blah blah
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. All right. Meanwhile, to Arizona we go,
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  Speaker 1: where another coach on the hot seat, Jonathan Gannon. Jonathan Gann,
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  Speaker 1: the Cardinals head coach, was questioned about his job status.
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  Speaker 1: The Cardinals off to the typical three and seven start,
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  Speaker 1: and they now have they benched their starting corp back.
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  Speaker 1: They made some fake injury up for him, a little
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  Speaker 1: fella the gardened home their alligator arms Murray, so Gannon
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  Speaker 1: on the hot seat, he was asked about this he
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  Speaker 1: dismissed it. Of course I'm great. If he said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they should probably fire my ass, I suck. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: say that. He said he would, he wouldn't pay attention
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  Speaker 1: to it. He said it's not controllable. He said, quote,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't hire myself. I'm not going to fire myself. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's the quote. Question. What are the chances? What are
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  Speaker 1: the chances that coach Jonathan Gannon is Jonathan Gannon and
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  Speaker 1: he's out? What are the chances he avoids the pinkxil
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  Speaker 1: Let's look at it that way. So what are the chances
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  Speaker 1: he actually stays in Arizona? So the Malard sports book odds,
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  Speaker 1: which is never wrong because they're the mala sports book gods,
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  Speaker 1: the chances that Jonathan Gannon remains with the Cardinals of
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  Speaker 1: the football variety is plus two thousand. Now, that implies,
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  Speaker 1: based on the math, the mal of math, about five percent,
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  Speaker 1: give or take about five percent. So you'd be better
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  Speaker 1: off wandering through the deserts of Arizona with no water
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  Speaker 1: in July, late July and just thinking, well, maybe I'll
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  Speaker 1: stumble on some water somewhere. You know, you got better
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  Speaker 1: odds of that happening. Ha's got a three p forty
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  Speaker 1: one winning percentage in Arizona and barreling towards his third
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  Speaker 1: straight losing season. There Cliff Kingsbury, who wasn't very good either.
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  Speaker 1: He was he was the guy who gave the player's
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  Speaker 1: cell phone breaks during practice and orange slices and all that.
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  Speaker 1: He got run out of town. He had one bad year,
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  Speaker 1: and this guy, Jonathan Gannon is stacking up bad performances
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  Speaker 1: like wooden pallets in a warehouse, and the whole reason
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  Speaker 1: that you hire a guy like that. He was a
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  Speaker 1: defensive coach. He was with the Philadelphia Eagles, and he's okay,
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  Speaker 1: he's going to fix the defense. They're going to fix
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  Speaker 1: the defense. Okay, so let's see how that's going. He's
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  Speaker 1: been there three years. First year thirty second in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Second year twenty seventh, and now they're twenty fifth in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL. So if you do the math on that,
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  Speaker 1: you give another ten years, they'll have the number one
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  Speaker 1: defense in the NFL. Not exactly fixing things. It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like you have a problem with termites and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: let me hire the exterminator, and the exterminator comes over
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  Speaker 1: and seals the house off and fumigates the house with
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  Speaker 1: the family still in the house. That's essentially what's going
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  Speaker 1: going on here. And the bid Wells the family that
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  Speaker 1: owns that they're getting closer to finally getting rid of
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  Speaker 1: alligator arms Murray, and once they dump his little tush,
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  Speaker 1: they might as well just dump the coach as well,
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  Speaker 1: get a fresh start and reboot the whole thing, right,
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  Speaker 1: reboot the whole thing and get a new quarterback and
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  Speaker 1: a new coach, and get a new sofa, get a
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  Speaker 1: new television, all that stuff, all right, now, this is
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  Speaker 1: what they do, this amazing fun factor. So no Cardinals
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  Speaker 1: coach has lasted six seasons since they became the Cardinals, well,
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  Speaker 1: the Arizona they were the Phoenix Cardinals for a while
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  Speaker 1: when they moved from Saint Louis in nineteen eighty eight.
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  Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty eight, that's been a minute. So this franchise
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  Speaker 1: treats stability like it's contagious. They also can't seem to
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  Speaker 1: hire a good coach to save their life, maybe once
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  Speaker 1: every generation. And johnthan Gannon is a again defensive guy
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  Speaker 1: coaching a bad defense, and it's like hiring a chef
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  Speaker 1: or in this case a baker, and the baker comes
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  Speaker 1: in he said, well, I really, you know I love
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  Speaker 1: My favorite thing is toast. I love perfectly made toast.
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  Speaker 1: And the baker says, well, I make toast all the time.
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  Speaker 1: That's it's it's not really you know, baked that cookies
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  Speaker 1: or make toast. I'll make toast for you, sure, And
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  Speaker 1: he said, well, who do you make toast for? I
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  Speaker 1: want to make toast for Jim Nance. I like burnt toast,
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  Speaker 1: and he likes burnt toast and I don't like burnt toast.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, so again it's a dead man walking in
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  Speaker 1: the valley of the sun. Now the last word here
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  Speaker 1: we go now to Mowtown, the Detroit football team hosting
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  Speaker 1: the New York NFC football team that would be the
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  Speaker 1: Giants this weekend. Not a game that has a lot
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  Speaker 1: of juice to it. Not a game that has a
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  Speaker 1: lot of juice to it. And some interesting comments by
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  Speaker 1: Dan Campbell, the coach of your Detroit Lions, question, how
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  Speaker 1: do you process? Lions coach Dan Campbell praising the Giants
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  Speaker 1: quote fresh energy? Fresh energy was the quote under interim
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  Speaker 1: coach Mike Kofka. So on this one, Dan Campbell suddenly
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  Speaker 1: turning into the meatthead lou Holtz on this SoundBite, just
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  Speaker 1: buttering the popcorn of the opponent. Here. Now, the term
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  Speaker 1: that predates lou Holtz is called poor mouthing. You can
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  Speaker 1: look it up. I'm not making that up, poor mouthing
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  Speaker 1: one oh one. And he's taking that fresh energy, fresh
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  Speaker 1: energy under Mike Kafka, like the giants somehow just discovered
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  Speaker 1: fire and the wheel and just wonderful. It's like, give
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  Speaker 1: me a break. It's the oldest move in the coaching world.
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  Speaker 1: You're a double digit favorite, you being the Detroit Lions.
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  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? You inflate the other guy,
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  Speaker 1: You turn them into the Jimmy Johnson, Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin,
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  Speaker 1: EMMITTT Smith Cowboys back in the day. And you're like, well,
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  Speaker 1: my team's not gonna get get caught flat footed, sleepwalking
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  Speaker 1: all that, and Campbell he sees the odds. This is
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  Speaker 1: a trap game situation. You're not getting up for it.
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  Speaker 1: The Lions have a Thanksgiving game next week, as they
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  Speaker 1: always play on Thanksgiving, and so this is a game
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  Speaker 1: you kind of get through and then the whole world's
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  Speaker 1: watching next week and you see the standings. And so
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  Speaker 1: it's mental gymnastics, is what it is. It's mental gymnastics. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the fresh energy thing, that's what they say when a
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  Speaker 1: team fires the coach and still blows thereof street blows.
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  Speaker 1: It's a red bull energy. The Giants win three or
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  Speaker 1: four games a year. They don't beat anybody. Let's not
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  Speaker 1: rewrite the Bible over here. Dan Campbell knows what this is.
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  Speaker 1: He's just planting some insurance, is what he's doing. If
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  Speaker 1: Detroit goes out and wins the game in a dominating fashion,
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  Speaker 1: which according to the pointspread, they're supposed to be doing,
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  Speaker 1: if they in this game, big big, big, big big big, big,
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  Speaker 1: big big big. Then he said, well, yeah, hey, we
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  Speaker 1: respected him. We showed up to play. And now if
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  Speaker 1: they don't, if they don't win big either, well we warned,
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  Speaker 1: we warned our guys. You know this is fresh energy. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if the Lions actually lose this somehow, you might have
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  Speaker 1: to cancel the Thanksgiving game in Detroit and pull the
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  Speaker 1: Ford Field fire alarm. You might have to do that,
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  Speaker 1: and then Dan Campbell's knee biting card will be taken away.
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  Speaker 1: No more knee biting for you. So there's that it
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  Speaker 1: is the Ben Malor Show. If you would like to
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  Speaker 1: be part We do take some calls here. It's one
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  Speaker 1: of the last radio shows that does that. And most
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  Speaker 1: on that. I'm not I have a didn't even me.
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  Speaker 1: I was watching a good game? Did I have the Knicks?
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  Speaker 3: All right, man, Hello, come on, what do you what
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  Speaker 3: do you do?
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  Speaker 1: All you do is call radio shows? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Listen, remember that call the other day the blind guy
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  Speaker 1: who you know?
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  Speaker 3: I said litters things about me and made up storage.
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  Speaker 1: Which one are you talking about? Blind Scott or whatever?
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  Speaker 1: That guy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he could go answer the arrange OVENE he's going
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  Speaker 3: answer the Uh what.
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  Speaker 1: You want to go after the iron? Are you're you're
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  Speaker 1: still upset about that phone call?
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Hey, you go answer the iron? And how about those bulls.
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  Speaker 3: In the Knicks?
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  Speaker 1: Baby, the Knicks down to the.
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  Speaker 3: Wire they did it. I love the baby, I love it.
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  Speaker 1: second of that game?
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  Speaker 2: He dog, Yes, I did.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe. I don't believe. I don't believe you
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  Speaker 1: watched that game. I don't believe you did brunt that twenty.
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  Speaker 1: You're reading a box score or whatever, but you didn't
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  Speaker 1: watch the game. You're laughing. I caught youa I caught you.
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  Speaker 1: I had the game on in the background. It was
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  Speaker 1: hard for me to watch the game, and I was
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  Speaker 1: excited when they because I didn't watch the pregame stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I turned it on the game had already started, so
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  Speaker 1: then I was like, Okay, I'm gonna wait till halftime.
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  Speaker 1: And I kind of had it in the background, and
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  Speaker 1: then it got to halftime, and then I saw Kendrick Perkins.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, Kendrick Perkins. I need Charles Barker.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need Kendrick Perkins. I mean, that's criminal. They
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  Speaker 1: should not even be allowed to broadcast unless Barkley's on there.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only reason to watch. The games are unwatchable.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what kind of business is the NBA running
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Where I tune in to hear Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to watch the Knicks and the Mavericks.
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  Speaker 1: I would rather watch the halftime show with those guys,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: not me, not me. Oh stop, you didn't watch again,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you did not when you look at some box score,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't watch the game?
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  Speaker 3: The game?
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  Speaker 1: Who is the who's the who's the referee? Who's the
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  Speaker 1: referee in the game?
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  Speaker 5: A shaman?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was not. It was not a navy It
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  Speaker 1: Donnie's buddy, Tim Donnie's buddy was that was the guy?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway?
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  Speaker 3: Who is the next place tonight?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: What I am? I am? I the Knicks pocket schedule?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what I am? Listen, lamar Jack, you are
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  Speaker 1: all You're all over the place. I don't think I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think the Knicks are playing yet today. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to do you want to would you
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  Speaker 1: you like to would you like to address your your
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  Speaker 1: critic there? Do you want to go mono a mono
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  Speaker 1: against the person that doesn't like you? Sure? Okay, all right,
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• 29:17
  Speaker 1: dial up here, let's a line Blind Scott. Hello, blind Scott?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up for a second.
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  Speaker 3: You suck so bad?
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  Speaker 1: That uh, that went about as well as I thought
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  Speaker 1: back to blind Scott? I don't know. Well, Hey, my
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: father knows best. What about gambling? Did you see Pat
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Mahomes sor? I wonder whose kid is? I wonder this
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: guy I interviewed. Pat Mahomes was a journeyman relief pitcher
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  Speaker 1: for like the Mets and the Twins. Back when I
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: was covering baseball every day, and now he's just kind
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: of like, I don't know what he is. He's just
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: kind of there getting a lot of show. It loves
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: the booze. We know that, but who doesn't anyway, Mahomes Dad,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes Senior is putting his neck out and has
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: decided to do an old bit. Now, if you've listened
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to the Ben Maller Show years ago, we had the
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: great caller Pete and Pittsburgh, one of the all time
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: great talk radio callers who's retired from calling talk radio.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: He grew out of it. Pete was wonderful. He was
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: part of Howard Stern's whack pack back when Stern had
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: his fastball and didn't go woke and did all the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: crazy stuff back in the old days when radio, when
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: he was great at radio, and so Pete and Pittsburgh.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: On that show he was known as Pittsburgh Pete, but
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: on our show he was Pete and Pittsburgh. And one
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: night we did Pete and Pittsburgh versus the World, and
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: it was Pete and everyone's calling up insulting Pete, and
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: then he would insult them back, and it was one
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  Speaker 1: of the great bits that we did. We did Versus
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: the World with Blind Scott and some other people over
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the years, but the Pete and Pittsburgh won was one
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: of the legendary bits on the show. I bring that
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: up because Patrick Mahomes dad, Patrick Mahomes Senior, has decided
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: to publicly wager that his kid is going to get
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: the Chiefs into the playoffs. The patriarch of the family there,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: the Mahomes family, or in this case, Patrick Moves. He
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: went on social media and made a decree. He said,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I'll take any bet that anyone wants to make that
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: we make the playoffs. So just DM and let me know,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: all right, So should we take should we take a bet?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Do you think I should put one hundred dollars bet
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: up with Patrick Mahomes' dad that the Chiefs don't make
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: the playoffs can win one hundred bucks? What do you
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: think here? I can slide into the d there at
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Patrick mahomes s and you make a quick hundred dollars?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Well you just say it. I mean it's one hundred bucks.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Do you think he's actually gonna pay up? I don't know.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: It's a very film I got yeah, well exactly got
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: filled with Bravado. That's a proud papa right there. That
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: is a proud papa and he's in the corner and
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: all that. It's there's one of two things, especially one
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: of three things. Either Mahomes dad is back on the sauce,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: right that's that's possibility. Former major league pitcher, you know,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: it's retired, still get that pension coming in from Major
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: League Baseball and not kids, got a ton of money.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: So just doing a great thing. There's that. Uh, there's
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: number number two option is he's seen the script from
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: the NFL and he knows this is all rigged and
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: that the Chiefs are going to make the playoffs because
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: they need Taylor Swift to be at playoff games on
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: television on wild Card weekend and to facilitate that. They
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: will they will make sure that get certain certain breaks
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: along the way. And then the third option is he's
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: just just off his rocker and just you know, just
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: craziness and all that. Those are three options. So it's
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: one of those three opements. But there it is the
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: father of Patrick Mahlomes. Mahomes versus the world. Yeah, Mahomes
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: versus the world. And we'll see if the Chiefs change anything. Up.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: You know, I got into a rant yesterday about Andy
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Reid kind of a subtle shot. Some of the uneducated
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: fans don't understand that, but name in a little subtle
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: shot about mahomes and getting out of running plays and
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: the chief's calling running plays and all that, and seem
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: to be annoyed by that. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
• 33:47
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• 33:51
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• 33:53
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• 33:56
  Speaker 1: my god, it's the who am I?
• 33:57
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• 33:58
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• 34:00
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• 34:03
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• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Game? Who?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: You can answer this on X at Ben malis so
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: here it is. Indianapolis running back Jonathan Taylor has seventy
• 34:13
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• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Now on Sunday at Cansas City, see all this stuff's
• 34:23
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• 34:26
  Speaker 1: running back in NFL history to read seventy five scrimmage
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  Speaker 1: touchdowns in fewer than eighty games. He would join Jim
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Brown the greatest of them all, Ladanian, Tomlinson, what a
• 34:41
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• 34:46
  Speaker 1: as me again who Colts running back Jonathan Taylor has
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: seventy three scrimmage touchdowns in seventy seven career games. He
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: can become just the fifth player in the history of
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: the NFL to get the seventy five scrimmage touchdowns. This
• 34:59
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• 35:02
  Speaker 1: three is not impressive, seventy five is impressive. So seventy
• 35:05
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• 35:08
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• 35:13
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• 35:16
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  Speaker 1: to it, back to it we go. We'll take some
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  Speaker 1: calls here in a moment. Got to pay off the
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  Speaker 1: always popular who Am I game? And here is the
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  Speaker 1: whom I game for today. This is where we pretend
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  Speaker 1: to be somebody else and you can try to answer
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  Speaker 1: it on the X machine at Ben Mallard. That's at
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  Speaker 1: Ben Mallor. So here we go. Indianapolis running back Jonathan
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  Speaker 1: Taylor seventy three scrimmage touchdowns in his seventy seven career
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  Speaker 1: games now on Sunday at arrow Boy, what great. That's
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  Speaker 1: the coolest NFL stadium I've ever been to. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you've ever been to Arrowhead, but it's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get there because eventually the Chiefs will
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  Speaker 1: be playing in a Dome stadium in Kansas, so you
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  Speaker 1: might want to go to Arrowhead before they go across
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  Speaker 1: the state line there. But in the meantime, so Jonathan
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  Speaker 1: Taylor at Arrowhead can become the fifth running back in
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  Speaker 1: NFL history to reach seventy five scrimmage touchdowns in fewer
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  Speaker 1: than eighty games. He would join Jim Brown, Ladanian, Tomlinson,
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  Speaker 1: EMMITTT Smith as well as me. So that is the question.
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  Speaker 1: What is the answer? Rob the goat Man going with
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  Speaker 1: John Lovetts as his answer, Dan dating himself with a
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  Speaker 1: nineties of Atlanta Brave Dan going with Ron Gant is
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  Speaker 1: his answer. Sean Alexander and his fourteen.
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  Speaker 6: Oh this sounds great. Oh well, I guess we'll keep.
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  Speaker 1: Going with the game, won't we coop?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's let's go ahead and read some more of
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  Speaker 6: these these answers wonderful guesses. Well, we figure out why the.
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  Speaker 1: Gremlins are attacking Ben. Right.
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  Speaker 6: Now, let's see we got Gunner from The King, Rory
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  Speaker 6: Andy Reid from Shane and des Moines, Adrian Peterson from Femi.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think so. Manuel in Guardina is guessing for
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  Speaker 6: Magilla Gorilla. That's something before my time. I would assume
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  Speaker 6: uh Eloi from Compton. Scarin Eloi from Compton says it's
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  Speaker 6: Lorena's favorite Dallas cowboy, Ezekiel Elliott. I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 6: think Lorena knows who that is.
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  Speaker 1: You mean, of course I do.
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  Speaker 6: What position is he? What the back position? What back
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  Speaker 6: the quarter? Yes, that's correct. Just Josh says it's SuDS Mahomes.
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  Speaker 6: This is gonna be interesting if we don't get Ben back,
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  Speaker 6: because I don't know what the actual answer is. My
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  Speaker 6: guess is yeah. Let's see, we got ray Rice from
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  Speaker 6: On the Grind. That's I'm pretty sure that's incorrect. Alf
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  Speaker 6: the Alien Opiner believes it's Richard Hurts. Miguel on Fire
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  Speaker 6: is guessing Alvin Kamara. That's a good picture of Alvin Kamara.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: Can you hear me?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 1: That's who it is? Okay? Perfect? Thank god? All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, good reading. Coop, though good reading. Let me
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  Speaker 1: just point out, and this was a different kind of
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  Speaker 1: Gremlin attack than the previous Kremlin attacks that we've had. Normally,
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  Speaker 1: the Gremlin's attacks are the line drops. This was where
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that I can hear anymore.
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  Speaker 7: There was a very loud like no, I literally think
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  Speaker 7: I lost my hair. As you know, I've been in
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  Speaker 7: radio my entire adult life.
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  Speaker 1: I've always had terrible hearing because of I wear headphones
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  Speaker 1: for hours at a time, and you keep turning them
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  Speaker 1: up a little bit louder and loud. But this is
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  Speaker 1: never I've been man, that is never happened Anyway, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what answers you read, Coop. Let me just
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  Speaker 1: give the actual Yeah, that's Jady. Would you like to guess? Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: go aheadlet me one more time. So Jonathan Taylor, if
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  Speaker 1: he gets two touchdowns on Sunday, he will end up
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  Speaker 1: getting to seventy five. He will join Jim Brown in
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  Speaker 1: eighty games. Jim Brown, Lydian and Thomas and Emmett Smith
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  Speaker 1: as well as me, the only players to do that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna go with someone I should probably go
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  Speaker 6: see today. I'm gonna go with doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Dre, doctor Dre. All right, is that your doctor, doctor Dre.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a mess.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, great, yeah, anyway, no, the correct answer. Underrated
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  Speaker 1: player for the LA Rams Todd Gurley. Todd Gurley. How
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  Speaker 1: about that? Gurley on the same stat line with Jim Brown, Ladmian,
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  Speaker 1: Tomlinson and Emmitt Smith. Didn't go so well after that.
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  Speaker 1: For Todd Curley though, didn't go that well. Never heard
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  Speaker 1: of him.